/biz/ - Business & Finance

>jew makes thread about shit
Typical. Disgusting jews

Pipes been clogged for weeks in these apartments. They have not been able to fix it. I wonder if this shit is the reason.

>>55311957
>neets
>in public

nice larp.

>>55311957
>chicken oil
Kek. Absolute noob midwit tier shit. Real based ‘Cloggoor’ chads know that cat litter is theoretically really bad for pipes. In theory, It instantly cements any pluming pipes better and more efficient than chud le oilerinos. It would be a shame to theoretically pour some down the toilet or sinks of your enemies.

>>55311957
>claims to be neet
>claims to afford rent from a real landlord instead of his parents
does not compute

>>55311957
based

>>55312182
unemployment allowance, government funded. Seeth and cope amerimutt

>>55312162
Based idea but only works if entire appartement block has cats otherwise it's easy to point the finger

>>55312162
>It would be a shame to theoretically pour some down the toilet or sinks of your enemies
modern warfare

>>55311957
Huh, so you do exist outside /b/

>>55311957
What's your recipe?
You should be clogging the real evil guys anon, boomers are just silly tards

>>55312243
All it requires is for you not to own a cat. Or at least, to officially not own a cat, which you don't, because why would you tell your landlord about any of your pets? They'd just start asking questions and possibly discover your indoor ranching setup.

>>55311957
>>55311964
>>55312042
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>>55312182
>>55312207
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>>55312732
>>55312779


Who else here loves hiding fresh fish?

>Be me
>About to be evicted
>Not so fast.jpg
>Go to local market
>Buy a fresh fish
>The real big stinky one
>Take it home with me
>Open air vents
>Put the fish inside
>Grab a stick and push it even further
>Get some industrial grade adhesive
>Close air vent and glue it shut
>Take out my grinder
>Completely grind the screwheads flat
>After a few days the entire building smells like rotten corpses
>By the time they find out where it's coming from, they cant even reach it without taking the entire wall down

Uh oh, not my problem landlords :)

You are like a babby, watch this
>own jigsaw
>buy some drywall and quick patch
>go to restaurants
>ask if they have expired meat for fertilizer (most places will give for free)
>cut hole in wall
>hide the meat
>patch the hole
>repeat this in every room of the house

>>55312818
My nigger. This nigger is BASED kek

>>55312243
You dont need to own a cat in order to buy catlitter anon

>>55312831
what if the cashier asks you about your cat or you have to show them a picture

>>55312833
Just open up /biz/ and find that faggot catposter

>>55312839

>>55312868
Now reroll your ID and REEEE about cats being reddit

Im doing my part

>>55312899
Why should I do that?

>>55312818
>>55312825

>hollow out bottom of cabinets
>shove sardines and literal dog shit inside
>seal it up with gorilla glue
>repeat for all doors, cabinets and movable wood parts

And

>flushing fish nets down toilet piece by piece

Or

>mixing heavy whipping cream and baby food and putting it into the upward air duct that travels around building.
>dump gallons into the vents on the sides of buildings for maximum keking

>store metamucil (pure fucking fiber) above sink
>it falls due to earthquake or cat
>spills into sink
>takes like 2 weeks of plunging to get it to drain any water whatsoever
>a year, like 5 bottles of sulfuric acid, and lots of plunges later its still clogged every few days

I dont think itll ever fully unclog. This was an accident but I urge OP to try this. It will protect ur grease

>>55312950
fucking omega kek

>>55311957
thats what they get for never returning my deposit

Pathetic, low life loosers the lot of you… shame, truly a shame. You got nothing to do with business since you cant even afford your own place or not to get evicted. Not to mention the unimaginable lack of respect for other peoples property. Stay poor… ur clearly destined to.

>>55312162
>Cloggoor
LOL

>>55311957
priced in

>>55313516
>looser
Your mom is a looser if you know what I mean

>>55311957
Holy mother of God this man is BASED.
I kneel Clogger-san

>>55311957
>be a rentoid
>seethe about high rent
>clog drains
>brag about it in mongolian basked weaver forum
>landlord chads ileberywhere increase rent to pay clogged drain repairs
>'why is rent going up?'
>seethe even more
Next:
>open a thread in mongolian basket weaver forum seething about 'muh rent increases'

>>55315064
>clog drains
>rent goes up
>contact housing authority about clogged drains
>boomer Bob's insurance increases
I'm taking you with me

>>55312162
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>>55313008
Very devilish, very educational. Better believe I'm takin notes

>>55311957
>rentcucks btfo landlords
both of these people are gay so like im glad they dab on each other
get fucked rentoids and get fucked landlords

>>55315064
cool story. i'll break in the empty unit ram down the door install new locks. this is now my new 'home' by law. goodluck getting me out as a squatter. Will take you atleast 18 months of litigations in most EU countries.

>>55313516
oh believe me i imagine a lack of respect for your property every single day kek

>>55311957
>white liberal detected

Kiss the shoes, wyboi

>>55315576
Just wait till it happens to you, useless idiot commie.

>>55315238
Opens with 'cool story'
Posts a fantasy story

>>55311957
>I am a clogging expert
kek

>>55312902
Just screwing your self over you will have a line that backs up every 60 days now and you wont be able to use your sink. You really showed that manager who will now raise rent or pass the cost on to tenants.

>neet
>not living with parents or in your own home purchased with crypto/self-employment online gains
Who does this? Why?

>>55311957
One of the funniest threads on biz in a long time. Reminds me of 2017.

>>55311957
>tfw the landlord has to clean it up

>>55313516
>>55315064
LANDLORDS WILL ALL DIE
EVERY SOCIETAL WAR HAS LANDLORDS KILLED BY THE GOV ITSELF

>>55311964
But it's the jews who were always infamous for being landlords you braindead faggot

>renting
literal peasant tier. You deserve what you get.

is this a new vatnikposting attempt to sow societal distrust? reddit mods blocking everyone must have set back their war effort considerably, lol

>>55315636
Doesn't happen to people who aren't useless rent seekers.
Enjoy paying for so much maintenance it makes you uncompetitive in the market!

>>55311957
I'm not your friend, let alone your neet friend, got it?

>>55312162
my previous neighbors were disposing of their cat litter down the toilet. as in scooping the shit and piss clumps right into the toilet. yes the lanlord had to have the septic pumped and the pipes cleared. now updating the windows, siding, and doors is out of the budget. people like op fuck over everyday people more than they fuck over landlords

>>55311964
It's grease actually and it's based. Godspeed OP I almost wish I was renting so I could do the same.

>>55311957
>rent free
for us landchads, seethe more wagie

>>55311957
I'm just here to troll around and get digits

>>55315089
ultimate finishing move
> move in black single mother

>>55312162
Government and corporate toilets are off limits for this manner of endeavour.

as someone with a drain cleaning business I approve of this behavior.

>>55312182
i get 3k USD per month in neetbux now
keep working lmao

>>55311957

the secret is to report water draining issues the first week you're there, make sure the service request is documented
even if they don't observe the issue, you're setting up a future defense that it was an existing problem

>>55311957
1lb of Red Devil Lye for $20 and all your oils turn in to soap. Thanks for helping me clean the pipes out anon! Organic matter blocking? I got sulfuric acid for that and ph balance with the lye.

>>55311957
>In my community i am known as the ' ClogMaster'

i know someone who could save you a lot of work

>>55311957
South America fears this man

>>55311957
not my problem

>>55321409
please go back to /b

>>55312162
I wonder how effective heated up oil mixed with kitty litter would be...

Nice garuntee the landlards have to cut the pipes open.

>>55311957
>i have caused atleast 150k in UNPROVEN damages by simply pouring massive amounts of used kitchen oils down the pipes.
I would say it's proven now seeing as you just admitted it

>>55312162
Why not a two-part epoxy resin that takes a few minutes to set?

>thread about cologne gets nuked
>but this is fine
why are jannies such fags

>>55311957
holy based. land lords are parasites.

>>55312833
Say you're a mechanic and it's for oil spills.

>>55312818
lmaooo