/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55310981
Shhh, let all the spineless faggots become software devs and other retarded bullshit that’s soul crashing. Let us make even more by doing much easier work just because we’re sociable

How the fuck is a 20-something autismo that stumbles through his Wendy's order supposed to become a fintech salesman?

>>55310981
SELL ME THIS PEN FAGGOT

>>55310981
Over a decade ago I was an exercise equipment salesman at The Sports Authority flagship store in Denver. I had the record for the biggest in store sale when I sold 75 Proform treadmills to Coors for an ad campaign. The Coors rep was about to leave the store because the douche store manager insisted that they buy the most expensive treadmill and then I stepped in and was honest about which treadmill they should buy. I was 20 and I got a huge rush out of every big sale I made. Now I make money stock trading and it’s good but not as satisfying.

Can I relaunch into sales?? I'm 32, 6'+ bald white man with a symmetrical face. I've been a tradie for ten years so I know a lot about a few different industries. I can make eye contact while speaking and I'm willing to learn how to play golf

>>55311219

yes

>>55310981
>making 100k+ in salary

Is this supposed to be impressive?

>>55311241
Okay but I broke into management recently and I'm pretty comfy at 70k/yr, how do I do it without going back to 40-50k?

>>55310981
yea, good idea. what are the most profitable ones to start out in? any that are mainly based off email, with little phone time?

>>55310981
Good luck trying to sell stuff if all you care is your commission instead of my well being as a customer. Anyone +100 IQ can detect a liar dishonest snake when they see one. If i feel some dishonest vibes from any salesman, that is, blatanly lying, selling half trues, being overfriendly and trying to pull cringe salesman moves with me like if I was a retard who is easily convinced by the book, I do a 360 and leave and go on my way

How much money can I actually make selling cars? I hate my job and I’m already used to working 60-65 hours/week but I make like $140k doing it

Also should I go into shilling services in boomer industry or learn how to sell graphics cards to homosexual language models?

>>55310981
>You get fat commission cheques all day every day
You don't have the slightest idea what your talking about.

I don't talk to people.

Okay, does anyone remember this story about a protest?

They lit candles outside of the company's headquarters, and the CEO walked outside and lit a cigar off someone's candle.

I can't remember what it's from. It's bugging me, but I cant find it on google, and even ChatGPT doesn't give me an answer. I swear it's real.

I might be fibbing on some of the details to fill in the blanks, I don't remember exactly how it played out. For all I know it's from a movie.

>>55311626
Stay on topic dweeb

>>55311626
it was me, i did it. the candles were lit in honor of your recently lost virginity.
to a man
in your butt.
you big homo. got em

>>55310981
>sales
sales on what?

>>55311799
Selling sales bro. Keep up.

salesteam has best work parties.
luckily for >>55311368 that leaves 50% of population for target sales. more if ur good

>>55310981
>>55311073
I love to build products. I would probably find selling products that other people make as soul-crushing as you find software development to be. When I go into the office and overhear our sales and customer success teams have to deal with our retarded clients on the phone all day, it seems like absolute hell. People should enter professions that play to their strengths, not just do shit because mark cuban says to

>>55310981
sales will not buy me a house like that one.

>>55310981
You mean begging?

>>55311767
Who told you about that.

>>55311073
>soul crushing
>sociable
>extroverted
Yep you have low IQ, opinions of inferior subhuman like you are irrelevant.

>>55311289
Selling software should get you at or past where you're at now almost right away...
wtf do you manage where the manager makes $70k? A pack of nigs?

>>55310981
Nah, women wanted to work let them, it's our turn to chill, I worked for 6 years to put my wife through university, now I spend everyday on my hobby farm with my pets, kids, music studio and wood work shop.
Wife makes 150k a year working 3 8 hour days a week from home doing some industry stat analysis shit.

She's been asking me to study up on where to invest some of our savings, that has brought me to biz, I've learned nothing, I might buy some classic mustangs, put 5k km max on each because why wouldn't I drive them and then sell them down the line, skyline GTR had more growth than fucking Bitcoin, a friend bought his at 19 for 2.5k and sold last year for 160k

>>55310981
most sales jobs have travel and overnight travel requirements. traveling for work is gay as hell. also most sales jobs suck ass. the comfy sales jobs where you make a few calls a day doing b2b SaaS or whatever are very competitive... and also very feast or famine.

>>55311219
Used cars sounds like your style.

>>55311219
Go do roof sales, car sales or home security sales.

>>55310981
sales only works in good times of free money. sales is one step above homeless when recessions or the greatest depresion like we are heading into are happening

>>55311368
good thing 90% of people are sub 100 IQ. i mean half of america thinks biden won and the vax was safe and effective and russia just invaded poor little ukraine for no reason

>>55312185
Meanwhile sales chads are fucking your office crush in the ass while you reeee in your cubicle typing code like a good little codecel lmao. The cope and seethe from Eugene’s is real.

Because I’m a human person

>>55311252
It’s the easiest way to get that salary, so take that for what it’s worth.

>>55312062
>having an ego
NGMI

I'm looking to switch from being a coding wagie to a Tech Sales Engineer, but the job market for any type of sales is such fucking gopher shit right now.

Hell, the job market as a whole is just plain bad.

>>55313427
>>55314569
Bruh get off pol
Best thing I've done for myself in the past couple years

I promise, noone enjoys talking to you except other /pol/cels

>>55310981
It's very socially demanding and if you're not a level headed person you will fail all the time.

Also don't forget as often as you get sales, you also fail to secure sales.

The ego boost is double edged as you're bound to get hurt

>>55313427
Didn't mean to reply to you too

>>55310981
>Mark Cuban
Did you know he is jewish? I found that out after this headline.

Sales are filled with pajeets. You are essentially in a gigacall center. The pajeets will get the good products/clients while you will be stuck trying to shill graphic cards to retirement homes

>>55314582
>projection projection projection
I feel bad for you

>>55310981

Balkan low iq mongrel here

Can somebody explain it me what sales really are? What does a salesman sell? How do you get into sales?

>>55311767
Ohhhh ho ho ho

>>55315432
We all sell them things Anon. Could be trading Gold or Crypto like I fucken do using TM trader grade. Best buys and sells of all time

>>55315492
>>55311767
Now kiss, deep with tongue

>>55310981
Sales people just strong arm you into buying their shit. I saw grant cardone shove some 15k product down someone’s throat promising him it would help his sales, and the guy’s voice was literally shaking.

>>55314569
>t.2016 tourist

>>55310981
>all the sales people laid off
>doing the sales now as an engineer
Just consistently survive 6 layoffs kn your career and take the sales chads job a for an increased pay. Imagine knowing how to code and sell products. GOML

>be loser supreme sales faggot
>microdick clit dick
>constantly looking for leads
>desperate sucker comes in for a product (car, house, timeshare)
>pretend to be his friend
>offer coffee and snacks
>tell him to sit down
>chair is lower than normal
>sit on desk to tower over him
>smile at him vampirishly: how can I help you
>I-I-I can’t breathe
>oh hohoho! Buy my product, and I’ll let you out
>o-o-ok
>that’ll be 50k
>b-b-but the ad says 10k!
>smile even more vampirishly: that’s an old ad from yesterday
>b-b-but….
>TYRONE!!!
>tyrone comes in, like fucking juggernaut and a massive dildo bulge down to his knees
>juggernaut: yeah you got me some more fresh meat? Oh yeah, that’s a real woman.
>customer: o-o-ok!!! Take m-m-my money!
>salesperson: we also offer a 30 day money refund
>everyone laughs


All sales people are bad.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tHEOGrkhDp0&pp=ygUVQ29tZWRpYW4gc2FsZXMgcGVvcGxl

>>55310981
I tried to but it felt so soulless. I can't imagine selling useless bullshit to enable CONSOOMING via exaggerating the necessity of the product/service and quality of it.

>>55315821
>t. redditor

>>55314582
>Meanwhile sales chads are fucking your office crush in the ass while you reeee in your cubicle typing code like a good little codecel lmao. The cope and seethe from Eugene’s is real.

Yet the side of me that wants to release a load in Stacy's ass is the worst side of me.

> t. sales chad

you need to not be a sperg which is too hard for me god knows I've tried

Bump

>>55315432
Goods and services
Not joking or trying to be a dick

>>55318527
As in door to door, in a store or what? When I hear "salesman" I imagine those faggots who do cold calls or ring doorbells.

>>55312038
Sell an operating system to ibm.

>>55315271
You're right anon, that's why users build the skill most times before the earning part comes. Although my income through trading crypto assets instead, and accuracy has been enhanced greatly with quant metrics from an AI based analysis platform.

>>55320036
what are the odds

>>55319807
This. What the fuck is a salesman anyway?
no one opens the cold call ringdoormen.