/biz/ - Business & Finance

what stock should i write puts on now that this mumu hype has everything mooned?

I was thinking alibaba.

>>55311205
BABA would be solid. That stalk's got room to grow.

>>55311205
Why would you sell puts on low IV stocks?
Why would you sell puts on overbought stocks?
Why would you buy Chinese?

I hate my life

GORDON FREEMAN & ABOUT TIME TOO.

Hope you boys don’t have too much stock in the mouse

>>55311224
How is BABA low IV it's 50%+
How is BABA overbought
China is not a bad country

i bought trains, i bought exchanges, i bought indexes. i think thats all i need to make it.

>>55311232
>tfw you tanked Black Mesa stock 97% because you pushed a cart wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtTmiYA5D4k

So /smg/bro, we're winning here and making money right?

My only regret is not buying more.

>>55311245
trains?

>>55311245
>exchanges
Smart but you don't think it's a little early? NDAQ, HOOD, even SCHW the Boomer broker could profit from this quarter's retail FOMO but that wouldn't show up until next earnings.

>>55311266
>>55311232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UXlSlX9diQ

I bought the top didn't I?

>>55311278
Same. I am a genius! We're all going to be rich!

smg bros, if any of you actually made it you would tell us right? I mean, it isn't like you are hiding from the IRS or something.

>>55311319
Sure. And they had to sift through a fuckton of transactions to get that six figure tax bill.

back in 2021 these threads were so active and tons of people had 6 figure accounts.
now they're dead and barely anyone has 6 figures

>>55311319
I anti-made it. The IRS owes me money

>>55311334
If only there was an automated way to do that.
In a dream world you would only have to look up a single identifier number.
Maybe that identifier was a tax related identifier.

everyday I give up some profit on the nth trade for the day, but im still up 50% so far. Im confident by the end of the year ill double it but that still feels like its not enough. how to defeat that feeling?

>>55311349
I don't know what you're getting at but it was crypto lol

>>55311345
i just hit US$103K do i count as 6 fig now

Bank of Nippon will announce money printing continues ushering in the glorious lolicon bull run uoooooaaaaaah ;o;

>>55311319
I think I'll be owing IRS somewhere in the low 5 figs since Elon bought all my TWTR stock.
Still lower than if I had made that money via W-2. USA tax code really made to fuck over poorfags

>>55311353
You have a social security number that you report to any broker or bank to be able to open a position in a given security.
All of this is reported to the IRS.
The IRS can easily automate all of this data.

The blackpill on the markets right now is to buy and hold illiquid oil company suppliers with low debt and dividend growth that institutes cant touch without moving and retail doesn't consider. Think companies in sector like halliburton. That and silver miners in canada or america closest to railroads that connect to tesla factories.

>>55311375
Ledasha at the IRS is not exactly hip and with it when it comes to integrating with crypto exchanges.

>>55311302
God I hope so.

>>55311334
damn bro, my highest tax bill was 21k so far. Thank God for long term capital gains. Going to btfo that this year I think, but not six figs btfo.

>>55311355
Sorry but no, that would be 3 figures.
It's like saying you bench 2 plates, which isn't 90 lbs because the bar and other plates are implied.
Technically, 6 figures would be 10,000k (the k counts as one) or 10,000,000.

>>55311376
What about RIG?

>>55311376
For me it's offshore drillers.

please tell me someone will save my puts

>>55311427
Only Jesus can save the dead.

>>55311427
Are they...puts on SOXS?

>>55311184
>honest work farmer

this guy dieded recently. RIP. Immortalized through a reddit meme

>>55311402
do you guys actually day dream about pic rel? I spent 99% of my daydreaming fantasizing about marrying the girls who have shown me even a single ounce of kindness.

>>55311427
Please tell me someone will save my calls I bought at the top today.

>>55311427
you should have solded them TODAY and bought CALLS ANTA BAKA

didn't we bail out companies in 2008 using t.bonds?

>>55311427
Don't count on it.

>>55311456
Being turned on is a feminine trait, men should be constantly thinking about war

>>55311291
Train fag?

>>55311547
y-you guys don't have an op oc donut that isn't oc at all? m-me neither. haha

>>55311552
Yes

Gas is almost $5 again over here. Jpow fucked up.

>>55311291
>>55311641
Checked, nice.

>>55311552
Checked, disappointed.

>>55311675
he's doing as he's told. i've sent him plenty of emails to lower the price of PLTR, any day now its gonna drop so i can buy more

>>55311547
I don't fantasize about sex, I fantasize about starting a loving family and having kids

>>55311675
And yet oil is in the dumps. Are CRAKheads stealing all our SPR cheapies?

>he bet against america
Let me tell you buddy...

>>55311713
There's that weird catchphrase again.

>futures

>>55311641
>train get guy has arrived
yeah. im thinkin we're back.

>>55311762
If you knew who I really was, you'd shit yourself

>>55311729
>he bet against america
Let me tell you buddy...

>>55311766
Warren?!

>>55311777
Holy lucky trips

Mumu bros, not like this...

>>55311701
lmao pedo fantasizes about kids

>>55311228
Me too, there's no way I'm going to 2x my folio to get back to where I started. RIP

>>55311825
>Deutsche Bank is bearish
thank god they're fucking idiots

Do I buy calls tomorrow? Do I wait until Monday? What's the word, smg

>>55311882
You buy calls at open tommorow, and monday is closed for trading due to niggers

>>55311675
>Gas is almost $5 again over here. Jpow fucked up.
You fucked up. You live in a coastal city where gas is that high and you don't drive a tesla, leaf, bolt, or prius? That's your fucking problem.

Gas is like $3 in Texas? If you love burning fuel so much then move to some cheap oil state.

I drive a merc and own SHEL. Thinking my next car gonna be a tesla.

>>55311889
Fcksake, soxl or TQQQ?

>>55311675
Gas is only about $3.50 a gallon here in Michigan. Could be worse. Also what the hell is going on with liberals? My liberal friends said they are more afraid of desantis being president than trump. They think he's a psycho. Apparently not wanting to teach children to suck dick in kindergarten is crazy...

>>55311932
either will do pick your poison, for me its SOXL

>>55311825
>Deutsche Bank
Hmmmmm.....Not even the central bank of Germany or EU? Just DB?

I guess it's over USAbros. I KNEEL before our German masters. I mean it's fine if only DB said the US is doomed but Credit Suisse also said so last year:

>https://www.ai-cio.com/news/get-ready-for-an-l-shaped-recession-warns-credit-suisse/
>So now comes a prediction that the next economic slide will be rip-snorting bad. Zoltan Pozsar, Credit Suisse’s global head of short-term interest-rate strategy, declared in a research paper that the current high inflation will require an L-shaped recession—a vertical plunge followed by a long period of stagnation.
>Fed Chair Jerome Powell is aiming for a “soft landing” for the economy as he raises interest rates to bring down inflation, now running at a torrid 9.1% annual pace. But to Pozsar, “there is nothing ‘soft’ about a vertical drop.”
>August 4, 2022

Looking forward to tomorrows Green Day so we can rub it in Scumbag Bears face's for the 7th weekend

>>55311958
>I shaped recovery
What the fuck does that even mean? I feel like these people are just making it up as they go

>>55312002
L shape means we fall off a cliff and never recover for like 5 years. I mean the guy called it, but he just called it on the wrong country. He'd be rich if he called it on his own bank.

COMMENCE THE NVDIA DUMP TOMORROW

It's again Israel-o-clock

>>55312009
Interestingly enough i'm more inclined to believe Europe's prediction over the our own government when it comes to our economy. We are in full gaslighting stage when it comes to denial of a recession.
>Baked beans are down $0.0001 from last years 4th of July. The Biden plan is working!!!

>>55311979
ok now post all the times this happened and we didn't crash
model invalidated, it's unironically different this time

>>55312012
Realistically, it will be Tuesday on account of opex.

But the max schizo answer is we do in fact get a gap down tomorrow.

>>55311641
I railroad

What am I supposed to do with all the money I'm making lately

Alright /smg/ I adjusted my tea leaves and did some backtesting to make sure the adjustments achieved what I wanted from them. I want less twitchy, less spasticity, confident signals and longer periods of no signal when confidence is low. I am now going to trim my fingernails and make some tea.
>>55312074
Railroad seems like a nice job. That would appeal to my autism I think.

>>55312251
From what I read, Railroading is very hard and youre on call 24/7, so they can call you randomly at 3am and make you work any time

>>55312301
Well that sucks

>>55312312
>>55312312
trains is hard

TOMORROW WILL BEBORING THE REAL FUN STARTS NEXTWEEK

SPX to 5000 by August, bobos cope and seethe.

>>55312315
I always wondered about this picture. Why would an Indian train conductor receive death threats? Maybe because his train arrived late? Maybe because somebody an heroed in front of his train and family blames him? Very curious.

>>55312312
it gets worse. You also arent allowed to drink alcohol or bring people to rooms at the hotels you sleep at and apparently everyone gets laid off so its mandatory to buy Job Insurance

natgas is at a generational bottom.

>>55312350
Trains are loud as fuck, man. If you live close to a rail you too would make death threats

>>55312332
https://www.svt.se/nyheter/inrikes/svensk-myndighet-pa-plats-i-ukraina-bidrar-i-informationskrig-mot-ryssland

>markets

https://youtu.be/WcclOhLhlek

Something has to break eventually

mumu niggers will get slaughtered like the nigger vermin they are

>>55312411
we're still at "this is a suckers rally" I see

>>55312420
I dunno, all of this shit with the AI fad is giving flash backs of the Dot Com Bubble and that's not a good thing to be remind of imo.

is it too late to buy pltr? I really want to FOMO it

>>55312442
no its going to be profitable all year
>>55312438
i think that assuming now is going to be the same as 1929/2000/2008 is a bad way to go about things, life is water not stone.

If it keeps going up im swapping my shorts to being leveraged long so i can recoup my losses

>>55312442
write put spreads on it

Looks like we’re dumping tomorrow

Why is the cast of "the wolf of wall street" wasp or Southern looking? The real people either were literal Jews or at least looked like Sicilians. This movie is as much of a scam as the people portrayed in it.

>>55312438
Remember how every day was green for months on end? Remember how retail was buying in? There's no need to crash if retail hasn't bought in, is your shoeshine boy isn't giving you stock tips.

>>55311278
Nah. I have bought tech stocks that for some reason have been rejected by the market despite good earnings. I do have some boomer stocks which are of course performing very well, as well as gold and copper stocks which are doing phenomenally. But overall, I am still in the gutter.
Gonna have to baghold at least two years...
Pretty good anime, but a bit too on the nose for my liking. Plus, an annoying MC that isn't chad enough (though, chad thundercock by anime standards)

What we buying lads?

>>55312588
I dunno man. There is a nice sale on pic related, a dozen for 10 bucks. Anyone else want some?

>>55312598
my new workplace has a tranny infestation. any idea if it’d help with that? I might be interested in loading up on some of those

TODAY IS THE REAL DAY FOR THE BEARS, MAVERICK SAYS SO OKAYYY

>>55312624
Typically the dump had preceded quad witching in the last few years and wasn't on the day itself.

>>55312624
oh shit MAVERICK said that? Its legit over SOXL sisters this guy's literally the Maverick of Wallstreet

>>55312557
Didn't they also use WASP actors for the Big Short

>>55312391
Is that you schizo? TLDR the article I don't speak retard euro languages.

>>55312624
Will this guy EVER become bullish? I actually think he's a Russian asset, he likes to bash Biden, Zelensky, and Ukraine.

>>55312692
this

>make 120 dollars by opening a bank account with chime and depositing 200 dollars
This is a scam. I don't know how, but that sounds like a scam.

I don't know what to do

buy COHR (formerly IVII)

>>55311184
I just realized that Guns N Roses isn't hair metal

>>55312675
It looks like it. I've never watched these movies until today because I was bored. I've always avoided the wolf of wall street because the pictures looked so out of character. They made the main Jew look like he's from the 1940s. It would have been more interesting had they showed us his beginning as a fish monger. He reminds me of the Jew behind Amstrad.

Is everyone bullish now?
I'm not a permabear, but I get the feeling that the market is getting ahead of itself. Is it only me?

>>55312727
Majority are still bearish, we would be dumping if everyone was bullish.

>>55312727
I was expecting a small dump to happen this week so I had cash on the side to buy SVIX but nothing happened. I went long some things two weeks ago.

>>55312685
>>55312692
>>55312729
What are the financial implications of turning Sweden into an African country?

>>55312740
Bullish, mass immigration is pretty much always bullish.

>>55312723
I had no idea Belfort was Jewish, just looked it up
I think Big Short and Wolf would have had quite a different effect if you just saw a bunch of Jewish guys shafting and tricking the goyim
Obviously they wanted to avoid that impression

>>55312749
Did you prep the African bull to fuck your wife before heading to the Swedish Psychological Defense Agency this morning?

>>55312729
Vix gettin low, rug pull at 13 says I

>>55312727
It is getting ahead of itself
Usgov 7% of GDP deficit spending could either reignite inflation if the Fed monetizes it to the tune of 7% of gdp, or stress the financial system if not
If usgov cut back on spending to a more realistic deficit, we'd have more firm ground for a bullrun

>Maverick says 10-20% chance of a crash tomorrow becuz muh quad witchy

Is this guy ever right about anything?

Doesn’t he know crashes happen in March and september?
I think that’s right.

Do you think meddling in domestic US electoral politics will hurt US-Swedish relations? Help me find out, söyboy nordic glowniggers.

Hey boys, I've just started working full time and im looking at putting $80 a week into something I can hold for about 3 - 5 years. I know its a small amount of money but its about all I can put aside with the cost of living being so high. Any recommendations?

>>55312781
Listen bobo, you still have time to become a bull and join the good side. We are going to S&P 5000 by August.

>>55312791
NYA

>>55312791
Put it into a low cost broad market index fund like VTI and forget about it. Focus on improving your career.

>>55312798
No, actually I think I'm reporting your little gayop to my congressman. You're engaging in state-sponsored election interference against the United States.

>>55312668
Is this anime any good? This is of course biz related

>>55312791

>>55312775
I missed the last dip. So hopefully.

>>55312668
>caps from 2019
Bro you’ve been watching anime that long??

>>55312809
>being pro Biden is election interference
Take your meds and stop betting against America.

>>55312775
Source on pic, m8?
>>55312815
Is there a scientific answer as to why cat ears make any woman look better? Like glasses

>>55312824
You're a feminized swedish glownigger. You start posting every day at 8am Stockholm time. Your posts match the descriptions in the media of current shilling operations by the Swedish Psychological Defense Agency. You're provably meddling in US elections on a massive scale right now.

>>55312834
You said I was Polish for weeks and now I'm Swedish? Based schizo retard.

>>55312846
You're obviously ESL, but someone else outed you as Swedish before. It all fits.

>>55312851
I'm American, and you're losing money because you're a bobo retard.

>>55312801
>>55312806
Thankyou. And honestly I work as a laborer, seriously considering throwing my life away in the mines for the next 5 years and getting 5.5K a fortnight. see where that gets me

>>55312855
You fucked up, I'm going to my congressman.

>>55312862
You're dumber than I thought, schizo. You went from being convinced every bullposter was a Ukrainian or Slav to saying we are feminized Swedish shills. Your story is getting more insane every day, you should probably close your shorts.

Tomorrow is giga dump before nigger day.

>>55312876
Man, you're going to love our nigger rape prisons lol.

>>55312798
Literally betting against White people, thinks this won't end badly, I'm sorry but White vengeance hasn't even started, Jackson Hole was nothing

LISTEN HERE PUNK
THAT'S MY RETIREMENT RIGHT THERE YOU'RE PLAYING WITH
YOU STUPID MUHLENNIALS AND YOUR 'SHORTS' BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP OR THIS VIETNAM VET IS GONNA GET OUT OF THIS CAR AND OPEN A CAN OF NAN BANG DANG ALL OVER YOU
YOU DIG?
NOW ME AND MY FOURTH WIFE HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US

>>55312883
Even if your schizo theory was correct and I somehow was a "Swedish shill", there's nothing illegal about bullish posting on a finance board. You're just assblasted that you keep losing money on shorts and puts.

A quick technical question for experts anon here :

I want to invest in KO long term is it better to :
-buy the stock now (considering the price is good long term which is the case for me) and earn $ with regular dividends
-Sell put options let's say a 1 year put option contract : which means if KO increases in 1year I still buy it low I collect the premium but I don't get the dividend I guess ? What's the risk involved overall ?

What strategy had the best return without risking much ? Better to buy & hold no ?

I don't trade options because I know it's a gambler fallacy product but if I can earn money thanks to degen gamblers I'm open to sell contracts I guess ?

Oil is in a descending triangle, do you really think it's going lower? Where's the bottom?

>>55312879
I thought nigger day was in february.

>>55312545
>Looks like we’re dumping tomorrow
I'll go ahead and confirm with my digits.

>>55312915
>What's the risk involved overall ?
KO goes down below the strike price and you either repurchase the option for higher or are forced to baghold.
>I don't trade options because I know it's a gambler fallacy
Options are for hedging or simulating leverage. Selling puts means you're an insurance salesman and hope the person's house doesn't actually burn down.

I'm gonna dump. I'll buy a van for the gains.

>>55312936
So selling puts might be risky on a volatile mismanaged midcap stock, but other than that I get all the benefits if I sell puts on a monster like coca ?
I'm happy to baghold if it goes lower & I still get the premium. And if I simply bought the stock higher I'd be down too.

So which one is better in returns :
- buy hold & collect divs
- sell options & collect premium (but not the div I guess since I don't physically own the stock)

>>55312832
It's a mystery just accept its truth.

>/smg/ being bearish
Shit I shouldn't have sold.

>>55312966
go to optionsprofitcalculator

>>55312976
I got about 250 shares of spx that I'm waiting to sell once smg starts buying back in.

>>55312966
>So selling puts might be risky on a volatile mismanaged midcap stock, but other than that I get all the benefits if I sell puts on a monster like coca ?
This might be priced into the option you're selling (implied volatility is low so the premium is low) so selling options on a non-volatile stock might not give you a lot of money. If you're selling a cash covered put, you're also tying up this cash until you repurchase it or the expiry date. You might want to compare the expected return to what something like near 0 risk BIL pays (and you can sell BIL any time if an opportunity knocks).

>>55312915
>-Sell put options let's say a 1 year put option contract : which means if KO increases in 1year I still buy it low I collect the premium but I don't get the dividend I guess ? What's the risk involved overall ?
You wouldn't want to sell a year out. Theta decay starts 60 days or less. 30-45 days is considered optimal. If KO stays above the strike you sold at expiration then you simply keep the premium, no shares.
Puts are priced for the possibility that the stock is going to 0 before expiration.
>What strategy had the best return without risking much ? Better to buy & hold no ?
If KO bulls hard enough to beat the premium then yes. Any other scenario selling a put would beat buying 100 shares because you collected premium that outweighs the stocks performance like if it crabbed or went down.

What I would do if I was you is sell 30-45 dte puts to get assigned and accumulate a position of shares. Then wait for a pump and start selling calls against the shares. But note that covered calls on dividend stocks often have early assignments if the dividend is greater than the extrinsic value left on the call.
>I don't trade options because I know it's a gambler fallacy product but if I can earn money thanks to degen gamblers I'm open to sell contracts I guess ?
It's not that simple, under your logic you can always win selling options. Option sellers get BTFO all the time. Even otm options with low delta still have some small chance of hitting. Eventually that one big loss can wipe out gains.
However doing cash secured puts or covered calls is different, unless the stock crabs you're either going to baghold or miss out on gains.

>>55312976
Bears are on their last legs here it's not like there's a lot of fuel to go either

fuck. i'm buying back in, i'll buy two vans in a few weeks instead

>>55313024
>I got about 250 shares of spx
Kek.

we're going to the fucking moon

I'm having a disagreement with a co-worker about how snmp works. But I don't know enough to explain how it works. But with my method there are no comm errors and with his there are. What do I do?

when top?

>>55313145
we are short squeezing on quad witching because bobo is a dumb nigger and has to spend juneteenth picking cotton to pay his margin tab

>>55313191
never, ai will never be fully priced in

What do I Call once the market opens? What price? How long?

>>55313216

>>55313191
whan TGA begins refilling in late q3 early q4

>>55313249
Natural stupidity

Yields...

>>55313260
but they are refilling it within 2 months and so far nothing has broken

>>55313319
Because it is getting refilled from the money parked in reverse repo

>>55313249
Kek
What a fucking retard

big correction soon.

>>55313340
as opposed to what? open market T-Bill sales?
and why wouldnt reducing RRP by the FED put pressure on the banks?
this whole thing is a mystery box anyway and people just make up a narrative in hindsight

>>55313384
Banks are pulling their money out of reverse repo to fund the new tbills for the tga. This will dampen the impact on market liquidity everyone was fearing would happen upon tga refill.

>900k liquid
>no obligations
>daydreaming about roping every single day

>>55312411
>1:49-1:51
kek

>>55313400

>no obligations

thats a problem. you need something to do with your days or weeks.
also exercise is another important thing. if these two dont help then you might need the medicinal jew

there is zero selling it's insane

>>55313400
you either become a normie chasing ''purposes'' after purposes, like ''providing for a slut'', or you become a schizo meditating sinking into your own mind and never coming back.

>>55313481
>there is zero selling it's insane
then who is anyone buying from?

>>55313495
I got mine from the local stock store just round the block

sers?

im tempted to sell and buy something that moves faster.

>>55313561
So there isn't zero selling if the store is selling. Checkmate libtards.

Europe is gonna take a big fat dump this afternoon

>>55313495
We mining them with our ai enhanced stock mining rigs

>>55313589
This post just gave me a dark vision of the future
>mine more NVDA stock from the blockchain
>using NVDA GPUs

>>55313595
Sounds bullish

>>55313585
I like you, anone

Now is you time to take profits

QQQ5 on LSE is up 7.4% so far today, pricing in a very green day when US markets open

>>55312465
>shorted the bull run
>is considering FOMOing near the top
I hope nobody listens to this anon's "advice"

>>55313647
>hurr durr

>>55312465
Should work, if you lose going one way just switch

>>55313657
Why?

>>55313647
ok NERD

Anyone know a good tail hedge? I tried VIX calls but it feels weird.

>>55313701
have you tried SPX puts? Hedging is a meme, just pick the right trade bro.

>>55313400
give me your money and then i can contemplate it too

how hard is it to earn 1% profits a month by trading?

>>55313706
I think it makes sense for me because I farm SPX theta, so black swans are my biggest threat.

>>55313742
your biggest threat is not capping your risk. why buy vix calls instead of otm puts

>>55313738
not possible

>Duuude weed man whoooaaa where’s Jerry mannn? don’t hawkish skip me with that spliff mannnn. duude the shrooms I did are having lagged effects man. oils back over 70? Who cares man quit killing the vibe man just pass the bong and chill man play darkstar dudes whoaaah

>>55313738
1% a month what are you warren buffett?

>>55313738
I don't think that's ever been done before anon

>>55312922
That's MLK Day, during Black African American Negro History Month. Juneteenth is on Monday and is meant to make up for them all missing out on Father's Day.

>>55311184
Where are you from and which broker are you using?
I'm particularly interested in europeans' choice on the matter.
>read the OP
I did, I'm interested in hearing your opinions too

>>55313809
fucking KEK

>>55313400
>tranny
>dreams of roping
The math checks out

how to obtain "edge"?

>>55313935
Download from microsoft.com

>>55313935
1. Education
2. Volunteer
3. Networking
4. Join party
5. Campaign
6. Fundraise
7. Connect
8. Debate
9. Rally
10. Election
11. ???
12. Edge
13. Cum

>>55313935
astrology, blood baths and deep brain stimulation in sensory deprivation tanks

>>55313935
Finger up the bum

Why do all the good stocks do their movements pre-market?

Damn this board is dead. Nothing but Indian niggers shilling their crypto to neets with $5 to their name.
I genuinely believe all the gamblers moved on & all the long term traders have nothing interesting to talk about.
>My mutual fund went up by 0.5% today!

>>55313983
>deep brain stimulation in sensory deprivation tanks

I was just reading about sensory substitution with other specific information sources, e.g. seeing IR spectrum, visuals via touch, stock market data as an intuitive feeling

https://www.academia.edu/23860726/Finance_and_Sensory_Addition_Feeling_the_System_and_Perceiving_the_Stock_Market

I don’t even understand what Baba does but I’m making a lot of money with it.

>>55311855
Dont get it twisted, sodomite.

>>55314049
because noone is actually trading stocks, just numbers on the screen, and the numbers on the screen are best handled by computers night time.

Harden your heart, oh Bobo
increase your attacks

>>55313935
unironically be in the top 5% of intelligence and participate in a market open to the public

noo this was the golden bullrun with no pullbacks

>>55313701
ETF:TAIL
hedging is what you do with other people's money bc they'll kill you if you lose it all, if you're betting your own money then hedge by only betting what you can lose

>>55314073
>the subject wearing the vest could learn to have a sensorial experience built on the economic movements of the market
finally bears get to cum

>>55314102
same. ive written like 20 put contracts on them YTD and own 10 call LEAPS

WHERE IS THE TOP?

So sell everything before October?

>>55314221
not before october, before monday.

>>55314221
I will be holding everything.
Friendly reminder that the only people who lost money during the 2008 collapse is retards who sold

>>55314242
Based me too

If we do in fact have a major recession I'm gonna be slurping so hard

Stop harrassing me Tilo. Youre the reason I keep fucking up my sobriety. Leave me alone.

BUY BUY BUY SELL SELL SELL
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>ha
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>HA

blue is go yellow is halted. timenow.

>>55314221
>Betting against America with manufacturing coming back faster than anticipated and AI creating new jobs while increasing efficiencies across key sectors
I see Deutsche Bank is still 5 years behind the times, like always

>>55314221
Sorry buddy, the doosh bank isn't going to win this one.

>2 year yield 4.7%
They can't kill the yields..

>>55314254
Yep. I've been putting money into my Roth IRA but every paycheck I've been putting aside an extra $500 into my savings (tiny 4.5%/year interest)
When this shit show goes down I will be SLURPIN

>>55314221
DB can't even AI. it's a failed organization projecting its failures.

>>55314271
Yeah he is right
Doomers are fucked

>>55314271
Based
Germans are in a recession because they imported a bunch of leeches who no speaka da german & can only work at kebab shops

less gooooo oil wooooo
>dababy.jpg

hello bros are how much higher will weat be in the near future

$8 7/21 - 100 buys bought for .05 currently .08
$7.5 7/28 - 65 buys bought for .10 currently .13

BABA chads we just can’t stop winning

>>55314221
Recession came and went
Now we feel affects irl
>you are here
Economy starts booming

Why is this so hard for some

can AI get me a gf

Dear amazon,
You are a bad guy. Your volatility makes me upset, and you are currently bucking the trend. Please do better.
Sincerely,
Fat guy on the internet.

>>55314350
Anon I have bad news about the fate of such AI

>>55314364
I want a real gf with no tattoos

>>55314373
Anon, they are never going to let the incels get a leg up. That would be antifeminist.

>>55314373
You get what ai gives, and you’ll be happy

>>55311979
> Another 1929, 2001, 2008 comparison
> said it would happen in 2016, 2018, 2019, 2020

There hasn’t been any real pullback at all for 3 months or more

i'm ALL IN on TGT to own the chuds

It’s time to get even more bullish.

I see that GM's balance sheet shows 264 B in assets and 191 B in liabilities, but it's market cap is 52 B. Does this mean GM is undervalued and a buy?

What do you learn watching TheMaverick?

open already I need to buy

Is C3 AI ever going to crash? Why don’t they do an offering or something wtf I want to short this nonsense

>>55314476
water you buying?

So with MMF should I be following the daily distribution amount? I thought the dividends come in monthly not daily unless I am missing something.

I will enjoy watching The Great Bull Humbling that will start shortly

>>55313647
Just looking at the chart and bros i think it's topped

Is it a top signal when a financial midwit likes me feels like a genius? Or do we have to wait for the friends/ family/baber phase?

almost at a 4 digit porfolio :-) wagmi!

>>55314504
JPM's collars are going to get called away just to prove you wrong.

>>55314517
>Is it a top signal when a financial midwit likes me feels like a genius?
Yes. But you will ascend into a real genius if you have the discipline to sell the top and not give in to FOMO

predict today's market open

>>55314271
BofA deez nuts

>>55314555
Probably green as fuck and stupid stocks will go up double digits again

>>55314555
Dump for the next few hours then pump to new 52 week highs until market close. Same as always anon.

How are /smg/ bears feeling?

>>55314555
SPY -2%, QQQ +8%, NVDA +20%

>sofi still at 9 dollars
why is the resistance at 9 and not at 7? you just don't run up 100% and stay around 85%. like wtf? lol. make it make sense.

>>55314555
SPY DRILLING TO 200 IN A SINGLE TRADING DAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Also buy ACMR

Alright anons, today is payday. Where am I putting my $500 to invest?

this is the only thread on /biz/ that isnt kept alive by 1 person samefagging on multiple IPs

>>55314640
TQQQ

Anyone else options trading $SPY? I got a good feeling about today brehs

what options for $1000 would possibly yield the highest return for today? in theory

>>55314653
top signal

>>55314665
0dte spy

>>55314665
$baba

>>55314652
This or SOXL

>>55314675
how would you play such an option? you just by ATM on open? would you sell it before close, ive never actually bought a 0dte so dont know the mechanics

>>55314652
>>55314688
is it not too late to get in on these

i'm retarded btw

>>55314653
Btw im trans
>>55314669
Idk what that even means i don't know how any of this works im just throwing money in and hoping it works out

>>55314700
never done it because it's extremely high risk but god damn when people win they don't shutup about it

Why are my PYPL bags pumping? Is it still safre to accumulate?

>>55312967
Glasses don't make women look better, lol. Maybe some sunglasses do.

Is there any practical way to improve shareholder democracy or should I just ignore any option to vote? It seems like there's an elaborate process to email my broker every time I want them to vote a certain way and I'm sure they just ignore me.

>>55314357
Amazon invested a fuckton into data infrastructure before GPT got released so I'm holding them for years.

>>55314364
Is that the guy from WhyFiles?

Last quarter was the bottom for financials and it's literally just growth from here on out. I still can't believe it

>>55314221
And what's Deutsche Bank's view of its own long-term stability? Even if the US enters into a recession it will still tank the rest of the global economy AND it rebounds faster with the US portion of my portfolio far outperforming anywhere else.

it's our time soon

>>55314705
There is a very good chance the Nasdaq reaches an all time high in the next year or two on the AI/computing hype. TQQQ/SOXL is a good way to profit on that. TQQQ is a little better for long term I think because it's volatility is lower since it is more diversified. This higher volatility makes it a little more risky to hold long term due to the volatility decay of leveraged ETFs.

>>55314688
Oh 80% of my portfolio is SOXL. I'm looking to diversify just a lil

>>55312832
Probably atavistic, makes your reptile brain think of her like a cute pet

>only buy things /biz/ ignores
>never buy memes or any stock from any company in social media or news hype
Strange how if you do this, stocks tend to rise and fall reliably and fairly.
>NO FUCKER, BUY NVIDIA AND TESLA
and join the fight over $3 with the rest of you for the next three months? No thanks.

BAKING

>>55314819
Should've bought SOXL back in May.

Baked

>>55314859

>>55314859

>>55314859

Is AI stock ever going to stop pumping? Ffs

>>55314819
What are you holding? I have a few meme stocks but I'm also holding reliable companies like RIO and STM.

Oh good, once again amazon took a giant shit that its going to spend all day cleaning up.

>>55313102
Thanks a lot for your insightful answer. This is exactly what I was missing.
Selling options felt too easy, and when it seems too easy...
Danke schon

>>55314900
Mostly lithium and EV stocks, and I bought the CVS dip yesterday. Down today, but there's no way that price is justified. I give it a month.

>>55316929
Did you hold XEV or NIO when they pumped recently? Thanks for the CVS tip, gonna keep my eye on them.