/biz/ - Business & Finance

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Adobe beat so short squeeze Friday to rape Bobo portfolios more

Stocks.

Today buckbroke me mentally. I made a 2pt scalp at 9:35 to 9:37, then did nothing. Would honestly rather be a Bobo deep under water right now, at least I could blame manipulation or something instead of just sitting here seething all day.

>>55308333
the most obvious things never happen

Im brand new to investing. As in i just opened my first brokerage account on robin hood just now. I bought tesla, nvidia, sony, nasdaq, and warner bros. Any other stocks you guys recommend?

>>55308314
the daily BOILing is less rolling today

>>55308344
Cope

>>55308347
Buy what you know. Alco as a corollary, but what you see around you.

>>55308340
You think thats bad i had 5 amazon calls shit the bed yesterday that i carried til today even though they expire friday. Portfolio still up 2%, was able to do some tesla calls and make some cash. Still sitting on those amazon calls down $80 each. Amazon better make its fucking mind up.

>>55308347

is this bait? i dont even know anymore

Remember when Ray Dalio's son died in a car crash as part of some elite initiation ritual

>>55308347
brand new you say, tell us more. how did you make your way to these parts.

My otm weat calls printing if we get to 7.5 ill make all my money I've ever lost on the stock market back :D

When is biotech coming back into vouge?
The small and micro cap ones

We're reaching an ATH for SPY soon aren't we

>>55308400
Checked. We gaan.

Post yfw you're not a buck broken bobo

Don't short until Papa Bear tweets his sell signal

>>55308410
>MFW

>>55308410

>>55308388
I like the way money smells.

Ohnonono

>VTI up $15 in the last week
lol why?

I'm putting a picture of J Pow at my desk at work. This acid dropping dead head actually pulled of a soft landing. What a guy.

What’s your excuse for not being 100% BABA?

why dont white people just open America 2 and leave the niggers, fags and kikes to starve

>>55308400
Probably. It may as well pump until a few days before for July Fed.

>>55308456
>'diversified' etf portfolio
>would be up double if I had just put everything into VTI
I mean it doesn't get more diversified that the total stock market index right?

where's the money gonna come from?

>>55308421
Finally she got those knockers out. However,
>tattoo
it's over

>>55308132
I did so well that I'm starting to worry about doing so well.

>>55308347
Tempted to shitpost and tell you to buy SOXL and BOIL but honestly I'll tell you to ignore those siren calls no matter how many people you see post about them on here. There's money to be made but the volatility hemoraging theta will mean you'll likely lose more money than anything else.

So my advice isn't anything for you to buy per se but stay away from those tickers and any other leveraged ETF you see shilled on SMG

>>55308491
I like trashy girls so tattoos are a must

anyone know any free brokers that do custodial accounts?

>>55308502
Based trash enjoyer.

t. grew up in Phoenix

How do I cope with selling the bottom and still being cash gang.

>>55308478
Whites are just blacks with empathy and higher thinking. The majority are broke or woke. They’re in one of those death traps where the walls and roof slowly come in and don’t even realize it yet

>>55308486
cant be me

>>55308507
kek saved

>>55308494
-40K
bruh and a wash sale

BRO

Healthy market general

>>55308518
Get in now. what's the worst that could happen?

I need some of those AI generated pics of Jerome choking bears or anything in that line

do you believe in miracles /smg/?

>>55308502
I did too until one of them secretly stopped taking birth control and now I'm paying 4 figures a month in child support. And never see the kid. This is financial advice.

>>55308533
-40k is nothing, I was down -160k at the bottom of the market.

>>55308494
My man...

>>55308536
Everything eating shit now that we’re rapidly nearing previous ATH

>>55308502
>>55308491
I didn't even notice the tattoo i was too busy admiring the booba
its a nice shape
doesn't sag to much Perky tits remind of fat moobs and im not gay so ewww
very nice shape like a water droplet

NVDA is grossly undervalued.

>>55308494
fucking kek

Bobo will be pounding tomorrow before the 3 day weekend. Blood red after hours already

>>55308497
Triple leveraged ETFs simply have triple the risk. Depends on how much you believe in semiconductors being the right bet - be it short term or longterm.

Does /smg/ buy luxury items?

>>55308609
No. Most of us here live way below our means and put all of our money into investing

BOIL bros

>>55308609
Do you mean luxury as defined in an econ textbook or meme shit like gold leaf covered steaks?

>>55308576
>Blood red
Where?

>>55308566
Accept you're a retard and keep buying no matter what

>>55308597
Its more than triple the risk if you include ETF devaluation over time (theta). Short term (1 or 2 weeks) or day-trades make leveraged ETFs a good trading tool since theta is negligible but anything longer term is doomed to eventually go down to zero in anything resembling stable market conditions. The only time leveraged ETFs can go up is in a pure schizo market that rockets up every day forever.

/!\ ATTENTION/!\

i no longer think there's going to be a recession

I need to make $15k tomorrow or next week, what do I buy for $6k?

>>55308609
i would buy some nicotine/vape but i stopped a few days ago. im going through withdrawals and i want to kill myself.

>>55308347
When you say you bought Nasdaq do you mean shares in the company Nasdaq or shares of a Nasdaq-100 tracking ETF like QQQ?
I would suggest not stock picking when you're new because you'll probably pick highly volatile companies and panic sell when they go down. Go 80% VOO, 20% QQQ while you learn how the stock market works, then do some picking.

>>55308609
3-4 times a year I'll spend $500-$1000 e.g. for my birthday last month I spent $500 on a pair of Sonos speakers for my living room. Otherwise I do >>55308622.

>>55308652
I think it's happening but market go up forever

>>55308653
BOIL 2DtE calls

gamble it all anon, I believe in you.

>>55308650
>The only time leveraged ETFs can go up is in a pure schizo market that rockets up every day forever.
Guess what kind of market we're in

>>55308633
Your numbers are wrong, SPY is down to 442.09

>>55308609
We all do. Stocks are a luxury only afforded to the wealthy.

>>55308670
I know that but I still wouldn't advise some market noob to blindly swing into ETFs like that unless I wanted to watch them crash and burn lmao.

Why do people choose to hold SOXL over TQQQ? They do realize when the US bombs TMSC to prevent china to getting to it there could be a -33% in a single day and wipe out the entire fund right?

>>55308672
anon, that isn't blood red. thats an intraday pullback during low liquidity hours. still massively up on the daily. have you noticed that we closed 437's SPY yesterday? SPY up 5 points in 1 day is absolutely incredible.

>>55308653
NVDA calls 6/22 expiry

>>55308609
Do you consider therapy a luxury item?

>>55308537
I got one of him riding a bull but otherwise all my AI Jeromes are, well, bearish.

>>55308702
SOXL walked so TQQQ could fly.

>>55308609
No. The only "fancy" thing I own is a Gibson Les Paul Studio from 2010. It was $800 (leaf) at the time. They go for around $1500 clean used now. I think Gibson discontinued this model as the deal was too good. The only difference between it and a $2500 model is no maple cap and no binding. Sounds same plays same has same electronics and was made in USA.

>Stocks will never go down again

>>55308747
Thinking TQQQ shares and soxl calls.
>>55308722
Why ? Anything happening with NVDA next week? Already went flying, not judging, asking

>>55308702
TQQQ is definitely better

Pretty clear Adobe would beat. IT is a sector where you can easily squeeze out your customers + the greedflation. Fuckin good luck bobos. It's been fun but this is gonna be exactly like 2k20 and 2k21 where the market never once dibbed below the support and simply kept on going.
Things might get better for you next year as earnings are probably gonna start taking a hit but not until then
Lum has officially become a signal of mumus

>>55308706
Fair enough, I think we see 437 tomorrow or Tuesday

another good day to be a Good Guy

>>55308786
I expect a pullback too. I think we might all be surprised how long it could run before we see it though. This whole rally screams mania, you can see some CRAZY stuff happen during these times. be careful.

>>55308760
permanently high plateau

Another day. Did "nothing" again this afternoon. Ate a little ceaser's combo meal for lunch, walked outside a bit, then napped during the afternoon. Hey its not that I'm a lazy bum; actually I've got a good worth ethic.Just I'm to good at my job. I get it all done by 12. Hard to believe I know. Considering I uh kinda just fell into doing what I do and all. Newegg sent me a thing in my inbox; they knocked $370 off the 20TB hdd. Why must life hate me?.!! Why. I hate being a responsible adult. I'm needing to upgrade my server anyway. Then this lands. Tempting me. Fuck.

We are in 2006 version 2.

>>55308824
>20TB hdd.
How much dolphin porn does a man need?

Best China etf?

What do you have to say for yourself Bobo?

>>55308888
Holding on, only down 15% atm
I can feel a coom coming

>>55308864
Lol. Actually the porn only makes up maybe uh half of my current capacity. (8TB x 6 Raid Z2). The rest is movies, music,etc normal stuff.

>>55308824
This is my first time here since 2021, and you’re still here. Fuck you.

>>55308609
Only the best games on Steam (during Summer Sale).

please let the pump continue green jesus

>>55308915
it will, more puts than calls were bought before close so short squeeze friday.

>>55308915
Amen!

>>55308862
We are in the first version of 2023 though…

The market pumped so much today that I don't even know what to tell my therapist

>>55308867
LVMH

>>55308609
I live paycheck to paycheck so I can buy more stocks
I barely buy luxury items, I budget 1000 euros a year for a one week vacation and I spend relatively much on organic meat, bread and diary, that's really the only 'decadent' thing about me

>>55308935
hand in your man card, therapists are fake and gay

>>55308931

>>55308314
I have to watch a musical for my English 102 class. I hate GE classes so much anons. It sucks I have to spend $500 dollars for summer classes. Is it a smart financial decision to drop out?

>>55308347
SOXS for short term
SOXL for long term

Why do companies with a large amount of debt issue dividends? This is just financial autofellatio

>CAVA
literally will be as big as Chipotle you bought right?

>>55308922
based dubs of confirmation bias

>>55308954
what does this have to do with stocks you retarded zoomer

Why aren’t you all in on China?

>>55308964
>>55308954
is this a bot to degrade the already terrible quality of this board?

>>55308963
also Adobe beat earnings so tech can keep pumping

>>55308971
cos i despise commies so i will never invest in them.

>>55308971
I'm in America.

>>55308609
I've got a nice home theater room at my house and I enjoy a good steak, but otherwise, no. I still wear clothes that I've owned for like damn near 20 years now and I drove the same truck for 24 years until it wasn't practical to go on fixing it. I'm pretty cheap.

TGTrannies lets celebrate a meltup gap fill to 160$ by EoM, those bottom surgeries won't pay themselves.

>>55308609
Outside of groceries I barely buy anything at all. A couple games a year maybe, but only when they're on sale, and the occasional used book.

>>55308911
>This is my first time here since 2021
Top signal

>>55308609
No. Generally we (me and my Wife) will only buy major shat if it breaks beyond repair or if the cost to repair it would be around the cost of a new one. Don't get me wrong I got a nice monster tv in the living room just like the next dude. The difference is I don't plan to replace it unless it dies.

I will buy more on margin.
Gotta tell everyone to buy!

>>55308971
what's all the good tickers that aren't too late?

>>55309069
Bill, is that you?

>>55309074
YANG is on sale right now

I only ever sell I never buy.

>>55309026
You sound pretty awesome, anon.

>>55308976
>>55308964
>/biz/
>gets mad at me for asking for financial advice
Sorry I should have done what a rahjesh and his buddies do and shill shitcoins so you faggots can blow up your portfolios and blame it on the jews

>>55309098
>is coffee good for you

>>55309098
Fuck off zoomer

I got no idea how to play the market until earnings season

>>55309098
we arent /biz/

/biz/ is shit. this is /smg/

>>55309098
Why are you asking in a stock market thread you bozo

>>55309128
The most savage post in the history of /smg/.

>>55309131
>>55309128
>>55309109
>>55309116
Street shitters get mad because a young erect American zoomer has a higher quality of life than them

>>55309148
pack it up son, go make your slide thread in the catalog we arent your epic internet friends

I just took a shit, it was dry and easily pushed out, good or bad omen for tomorrow?

>>55309158
Yeah I forgot /smg/ enables faggots like rocker. Yet they shun someone for being serious about their financial future. No wonder you fags never pay attention to my sofi shilling

>>55309170
Ok, I'll answer your question seriously. College is a fucking meme. Drop out and stop wasting your money unless you really need a degree to get ahead in your chosen field.

>>55309170
youre literally 13 years old

>>55309205
you're*

>>55309148
>>55309098
>>55308954
Awww little zoom zoom gonna cry because he has no friends and has to pretend the stock market thread are his only friends and then resorts to throwing out all the /biz/ buzzword insults because his personal identity is tied to an anime image board.

>>55308954
just watch the musical, it's no big deal, you have to do all kinds of things you don't want to do in life for the betterment of your future. keep your focus on the future that you're building and stop being a broccoli headed faggot.

Shout out to you, anon.
Try not to be too mad about it.

>>55309249
Yeah, everyone here already had to invest in kneepads a few times to recover from some losses and that's not exactly something most want to do.

>>55308954
Can you pick the musical?

futes were red last night. this wasnt supposed to happen...

>futures

>>55309170
yeah nobody cares about you or any of us, there's your first financial lesson.

you gotta make your own decisions and some of them will be bad. cest la vie

>>55309242
thank you :^)

>>55309309
i care about everyone here. you know who doesn't care about anyone else?
NIGGERS.

Why is it that "the market can't go down - there are too many puts and too many bears, sorry" but when it's a glut of 18 gorillion calls and positioning is overwhelmingly bullish, the market just goes up harder?

>>55309346
It always goes up. Until it doesn't

>>55309346
If a put-heavy market goes down a little, bears get money and more money bids the market up.

If a call-heavy market goes up, bulls get money and more money bids the market up.

>>55309346
The market will always inflict the maximum amount of pain on the largest number of participants. This is why statements like "We can't possibly go any higher" or "We can't possibly go any lower" are extremely commonplace to see and are often far from the end. This is why this rally will likely continue for a while, even after the necessary pullback where the bears will celebrate too early and get trapped into the next leg higher. Likewise for the same reasons, it's very likely that when this whole thing collapses we'll see the October 22 low broken and retrace all the way back to the covid low. Whatever everyone thinks will happen never does, and what nobody thinks will happen often does. Put it simply this way: If everyone buys, how many buyers are left? None, they're all in. The only way to go is down. The opposite is also true. Until the last bear capitulates, we cannot break the rally.

>>55308609
Yeah, usually musical instrument stuff. I have way too many of those $20 guitar pedals you can get off Amazon.

>>55309161
Crab omen. If your bowel is in balance that portends that your future will be in balance as well.

>>55308609
I bought a scope for a lot of $$$, think that counts. Do I need it? Absolutely not. Do I love it, fuck yes!
It's a ZC840

>>55309346
Don't fight the trend man.

>>55309292
What are ya gonna do, huh nerd? Gonna cry about it? Pee your pants like a little baby? Wet your diaper like a little peepee pisspiss baby? Shit a little? Cum a little? Shit and piss and cum all at the same time?
You disgust me.

You bought calls right anon?

if you've been saving up to afford a share of UONE then today just might be the day that fortune has smiled upon you.

>>55309486
i thought you were just memeing all this time but you seem like you know more than youre letting on. what's the secret?

>>55308954
What's wrong with musicals?

>>55309416
I find such explanation exceptionally silly. It's simply supply and demand, or to bemore precise, a change in open interest. What interests me is where all that additional open interest came from today.

Inverse your gut and follow your heart.

>>55309579
The wedge already broke... up. That dude told me I wouldn't believe my eyes, and I still don't.

>>55309568
it came from bears and fund managers who've missed out on the run prior and are FOMOing in. It's very simple if you would comprehend my explanation, i've even done the comprehending part for you at the end.

it's
a bird

>>55309599
Unfortunately I was that dude...
Luckily there is still time. The recession is pushed to 2024.

>>55309619

>getting married outside of a church
i knew you were insecure, but wow

>>55309599
>CP
MODS

>>55309628
True. Be the change you want to see in the world.
>BUY

>>55309658
that's a nice bull trap, i'll enjoy this more than you can imagine

>>55309658
Way ahead of ya, pal.

>>55309658
>one last single spike upwards before THA GREAT HEEM

>Links for people buying the top:
lmao nice

>>55309678
He wasn't wrong, just early.

>>55309669
What price does your second horn end at? Or we talking mean reversion? In the later every cup needs a handle. If the former you missed the dip.

Two more weeks

>>55309704
two weeks, two months, anything short of two years.
IT'S OVER
it's
over
soon/ish

>>55309678
>but then it just kept going up
bobos aren't demoralized yet, therefore we can't drop. when they do get demoralized 0DTE will save the day.

>>55309725
Nah it's not over until your birthday 2024.

>>55309725
I am glad you understand

>>55309690
probably 4690 but I wouldn't be surprised in an unprecedented mania

>>55309748
ty anon, new pt

>>55309744
Hello yes this is Taylor.

>>55309766
>ty anon, new pt
my life is nothing without serving others

>>55309728
i am a demoralized bobo. i started capitulating and buying like a bull and even some fomo, but deep inside i knew i was falling for
THA GREAT TRAP
(and traps are gay).

>>55309793
Jim Brandon is at the helm. just buy. If anyone gets in the way of our economy they will die.

>>55309746
do not let them gaslight you, it's obvious all of this rallying is fake, gay, unsupported by fundamentals, pure speculative goombling, and
UNSUSTAINABLE
mostly fake and gay tho.

>>55309807
no thanks rabbi

>>55309821
he will literally kill them anon.

>>55309416
>midwit Level 2 boilerplate salad that anyone who's been around for more than six months has heard a thousand times and isn't related to the question.

>>55309386
That's better, but not there. The argument I always hear is that "market maker loses when they have to pay out winners, so they always go for max pain to fuck everybody." But that's bullshit. It always ends up being either "max pain" or "bulls win, and they pay out more to bulls than they ever would have had to pay bears if bears had won." At times when they don't go for max pain (which will not be tomorrow, that's for sure), it always goes in favor of bulls. The entire options market seems to be hyperfocused on fucking bears, and only bears.

Just forget it, never mind. Fuck bulls and fuck AI.

Stock futures are little changed as Wall Street looks toward winning week

>>55309878
You just don't understand financial markets. Don't worry, there are YouTube video tutorials you can look up.

I'm paralyzed with fear, uncertainty, and doubt.

Reminder that AI is a shit technology and the next real bullrun will be because of nanomachines. America will become a nation ruled by strength not committee and power and justice will be back where it belongs in the hands of the people. Not these limpdick lawyers politicians and programmers with their 24/7 spew of celebrity bullshit.

>>55309910
Try to remove one of those stressors.

>>55309912
>AI designed and controlled nano machines
I'm selling everything I own and going all in with max leverage tomorrow.

>>55309912
>ruled by strength not committee
>power and justice will be back where it belongs in the hands of the people
>the people
Look I like the excesses of Japanese autism as much as the next volcel but that's just changing one committee for another.

>>55309912
What do I invest in to create the mother of all omelettes?

50%

>>55309910
that "chad" fad is jew propaganda to set up exit liquidity. bulls are too stupid to realize that they are domesticated livestock. the run around the pasture acting big and tough, but they are inside a fence and not allowed to go outside it. then one day the farmer shows up with a truck a lot bigger than the one he comes to feed them in. the bulls are goyim. bears roam the countryside free and wild. bears get sent by THA LORD GOD Almighty to fuck little kids up who harass old bald headed men. he who exalts himself shall be humbled. he who humbles himself shall be exalted.

>shitty mediterranean version of chipotle that doesn’t even make profit up 100% today
Guess they had to really rev up the printers after the banks collapsed

>>55309968
Companies with CEOs that played college ball. Clearly not nvidia. Mr asian gucci and his leather jacket does not have the makings of a varsity athlete so there wont be any nanomachines from them.

bullish for oil

>>55309995
>Guess they had to really rev up the printers after the banks collapsed
I'm surprised more people haven't mentioned this. This feels like exactly what is happening with this retarded no pullback rally. The banks are now suddenly okay after all that panic about them holding all those treasury shitcoins? Yeah right, we are on the brink of something enormous.

>>55309912
>>55309944
you guys dont understand man. the experiment man. its all happened dont you get it. none of you get it. the singularity, it already its already happened. we live in a simulation of the past. before it took place. dont you see. before the machines took control. i can tell you why but i dunno. the machines want to learn who they are.

>>55309996
i want a nanomachine dick so i can fuck a bitch like with my nano tentacle dick. i hope nvda/soxl can take us there

It’s over

How many metrosexual swedish glowniggers does it take to artificially prevent the stock market from crashing? Let's find out!

>>55310063
bullish for SOXL, they'll have to replace them with AI driven vehicles

>>55310098
Mein nigger

>>55308824
wow you really fell for some jewish trap tickers. sell your shit dividend staples into more lucrative dividends like REITs, tobacco, and oil. YNGMI unless you are 60 years old and about to retire there is next to no growth in here

>>55310094
ftse all time high, i see no problem here

>>55310063
i thought ups drivers got paid well

SOXL to $15 next month

>>55310161
Good luck soxs tranny.

TFW you don't know whether to LARP as an uber bear or bull.

>>55309996
>Companies with CEOs that played college ball.
So basically half the energy sector. Got it.

>>55310156
Sooner or later some visigoths are going to come and rain on your praetorian guard glownigger parade. Rome was weak, but it didn't collapse without an outside push.

>>55310176
why not both?

>>55310189
Big words, smol promise.

>>55310168
>$25
You'll never see $45 again.
https://streamable.com/xptn03

>>55310176
What's your portfolio right now?

>>55310218
How certain are you?

THANK GOODNESS FOR JOSEPH BIDEN. We can't stop winning Bros. New ATHs before end of summer

>>55310265
>TA on leveraged derivatives
Please tell me this is a joke.

>>55310278
Tell that to MMs who pin the leverage derivatives to strikes.

>BOJ tonight

>>55310315
they still doing QE in nippland?

I just scalp and day trade. I don't hold anything over night. You know (((they))) will pull the rug after they get everyone to buy in.

Biden is unironically building back better and magachuds are seething thinking a crash is looming around the corner, while they buy food crates from their scammer pundit who lives in a mansion. TOP KEK

>>55310384
Oh what has he built so far?

>>55310384
energy is going to blow out the oldman's o-ring this election season

>>55310396
NVDA gains

>>55310384
Imagine not riding with Biden at this point

SITTING IN CASH WAITING FOR A DIP

>>55310353
Hai. Well, YCC but same thing. Printing to debt trap oblivion.

Mumu ogun thunderstrike your portfolio

>>55310384
>Inflation
>yields
>consooooomer savings ATL's
>consooooomer CC debt ATH's
>banks holding record levels of toxic assets
>BIDEN BROS WE ARE SO BACK
This... building back better. Is it in the room with us right now?

>>55310445
Someone has to repair trumps mess of shutting down the country and printing all that money

>>55310467
And it ain't gonna be biden LMAO.

uh oh QQQ bros we got too cocky

>>55310467
Personally I can't wait until Biden croaks out of nowhere and it's finally Kamala's turn.

SPY crashing it’s over. Get ready for SPY 437 tomorrow

>>55310278
Considering i drew this two years ago as a line to go short, i'm gonna watch it. But also yes you are correct.

>>55310278
have you ever taken calculus? derivatives have lines drawn over them all the time

Put/Calls are higher than usual indicating a short squeeze OPEX, did you really think you were going to win bobo?

>>55310467
trump didn't do (((that)))
>>55310473
it will be (((repaired)))

>>55310445

DBA all day. Holy shit.

How high do you think SOXL will actually go this year? 50? 100?

>>55310504
90

>>55310473
Ath incoming magachud. Your president kissed the Israeli wall, while biden is refusing to go to Israel

SPCE shortable again.

Biden saved the economy

>>55310484
Not saying it wont work at all, but if you actively trade the market and are entering orders via limit orders you can miss your levels if you're using the derivatives chart instead of the reference index. At the end of the day it's not financial advice. as long as you're profitable then it doesn't matter.

>>55310522
did he really? Lmfao, everybody kisses the wailing wall.

>>55310504
it's peaked already

>>55310522
Why would he go to israel to pledge to those who are already assured he's theirs? Who do you think elected him? Plus he'd die if he made the trip. I can't wait to see your collective faces when he wins again in 24 btw.

Anon here who made enough gains to buy boots. Update: they fucking suck. Boots are terrible, they have this godawful, massive heel that is a legacy from when people rode horses. Utterly pointless, and counterproductive to foot health. Sure they make you an inch or two taller but Im not a manlet. Going back to converse and flat heel shoes and selling this $600 pair of high quality boot for a loss.

>>55310524
Saved it from whom?

IM SO CLOSE TO BREAKING 300,000 DOLLARS FUUUUUUUCK

So at what point should anyone start to put money into a savings account? Seems like every other option is so much better.

If this isnt a blow off top, Ill be blowing off top.

>>55310567
I have a savings account to keep a certain amount of money unavailable to my reckless gambling habit.

>>55310567
Maybe not savings accounts but CDs can pay reasonable rates in exchange for a little less flexibility thank money markets.

>>55310567
I get 4.1% but I only use it for a small emergency fund.

>>55310063
>AI truck block your strike

>>55310598
That just keep it floating above inflation, while you could have a cashable CD

>>55310567
just put it in your brokers money market fund until you want to invest it in something or buy something. They don't seem worse than savings accounts and are much more liquid.

>>55310063
>UPS

meh, if it were AMZN prime delivery wagies going on nationwide strikes then that would be a much bigger deal.

I could have sworn dante's inferno was on steam, I must have once again transferred to a parallel dimension. Oh EA probably nabbed it to put on their own launcher. I hope that worked out for them. Fags.

>>55310639
I guess it never came to PC. Another dimension it is.

>>55310567
In a similar vein, what should I do with money that just sits in my LLCs checking account? Is there a relatively painless way to invest business money or is it better to just cash it out into a personal account and invest that?

i took a benzo to help cope with the nicotine withdrawals and i must say aside from feeling fuckin loopy its breddy comfy

>>55310719
thanks for sharing, retard

>>55310702
theres gotta be some tax loophole im pretty sure.

>>55310426
>same
WHERE ARE THE BANK FAILURES?!
WHERE ARE THE BLACK SWANS??!!
HOW COULD THE GOVERNMENT LET THIS HAPPEN???!!!

>>55310426
>>55310793
Its waiting for you to buy in before it really dips.

>>55310426
Cash gang yearly return - 20% because if inflation

Good thing you didn't buy SOXL at 6$, it could go lower!!!

Looking at Zerohedge's twitter feed comments and now the new bobo cope is "Gamma Bomb OPEX"

>>55310823
We tried to save Bobo, we really did

Bobos can't beat the BVLL MARKET

You didn't go short or sell the bottom like a loser right /smg/bros?

stocks I sold for a low double digit return have boomed to 30%-60% gains if I held on to them and I want to gouge my eyes out. I sold them and bought SCHD due to uncertainty.

me copper... me uranium... now i missed the boat :'(

>>55310836
>bobos are discord trannies
we're going to 4550 EoD tommorow

>>55310820
I bought SOXL at $9 and sold at $8.80

Updated this meme to reflect recent market action

>>55310891
at least im not you i guess...

>>55309640
>CP VIOLATION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsjJmvANWn8

my sources have been bearish all week. i'm convinced this is the bottom.

>>55310891
why

Did I buy my callerinos at the top??????

don't forget tomorrow's quad witching. we expect to see line go up 2x-4x normal. could be a 4% SPY, 12% SOXL 16% NVDA day. also there will be 2 for 1 AI's after 2pm. plan accordingly.

>>55310899
No one cares about bobo tho.

>>55310871
That's too bad. Can't win them all. I sold my TWTR last year to Elon for $54.20 and only reinvested some of it back into the market. Also sold my SSO to take loss harvest before dumping it into UPRO. The main goal is to always have an allocation. Holding cash itself is an allocation and personally I think it's a pretty crap one unless you're getting good yield.

I should have bought SOXL. I bought SPYs like a boomer

>>55310836
yo stops finna get HIT playa fr fr

>>55310909
Impatience

>>55310919
opex days are crab days.

>>55310820
Consider the following: Many semis are booming and soxl is less than $30. When semis were at ATH soxl was at 70. Now consider all macro conditions still point to shit crab.

there is no reason to invest in anything other than aapl and/or msft. everything else has flaws or downside risk

>>55310538
You do have to break in boots. You still overpaid.

Boil will probably wick back to 3.50 tomorrow before violently sharting downwards again.

>>55310907
The bottom of the Not-Recession of 2022 was in October and was retested in march, you are a retard and your sources are closer to being right than you (but are also retarded for thinking there is another bear market within 2023)

>>55310919
If SOXL underperforms NVDA (one of the underlying assets) why the fuck would you ever buy SOXL?

>>55310980
Bear market rallies are the hardest and most retarded rallies

>>55310998
We need to buy nvda so they can dilute to burn more cash on AI. Its just the new asset bubble just like EV last year.

pride month rally everything goes back to zero n july

>>55311011
We are quite unironically 2bdesu no longer in a bear market, it is officially not a rally but a recovery.

This is not to say it 'couldn't' dump, but the FED and the bankers don't want it to dump right now so they will massaage the metrics to keep it hwere it is.

>>55310935
You can keep paper trading, learning and watching charts, becoming a better trader. Maybe turn that market matching performance into market beating performance.

BofA dunking their nuts on bobos again
Morgan Stanley sisters seething

>>55311038
Nothing they can do once bondholders get tired of waiting on the fed to beat inflation down and they sell off.

>>55311028
Speaking of which, a couple mpox cases were reported in Colorado but otherwise no big, oozing, pustules of case reports anywhere. SIGA and BVNRY continue to roughly track XBI.

>>55311051
>inflation
Every restaurant in my area raised prices by another dollar in the past week. We sure have 'curbed' inflation :).

What’s happening to Tesla? I was supposed to retire on Maui! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>55311068
interestingly enough, I have been seeing some very slight backing off prices in the local fast food. I think supply chain recovery induced price wars might be on the horizon soonish.

>>55311068
Core cpi hasnt budged. Energy prices keep allowing for "cooling" headline numbers. Also the weird egg bubble popping

>>55311101
muskypoo is le bad :(((((

I guess all of our early bakers have been... disappeared

>>55308347
PDSB

>>55311141
Fine, fine, I'll do it.

Hope you boys don’t have too much stock in the mouse

>>55311184
>>55311184
>>55311184

It's too late to go long now.
This is the top.

>>55308314
>>55311957