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>> No.55308732

>>55308721
why? I need bigmacs!

>> No.55308733

>>55308721
Sorry anons need to give bonus to my hr personnel for the upcoming long weekend

>> No.55308751

Well, I can only imagine Sergey, the mythical figure behind Chainlink, sitting in a room filled with levers and buttons labeled "Dump" and "Pump," cackling maniacally as he decides the fate of the cryptocurrency market. "To the moon or into the abyss!" he exclaims, rubbing his hands together. But fear not, for Sergey has a heart of gold and a plan up his sleeve. He's just taking a momentary break from counting all the Lambos he bought with his crypto gains. So, let's sit tight and hope that Sergey's next move will be more "pump" than "dump." And who knows, maybe he's just taking a bathroom break and will be back to save the day.

>> No.55308752
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55308752

>>55308721
7% annual inflation hahahahahahaha

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>>55308721
IHATECHAINLINK.COM

>> No.55309139

>>55308752
Its not 7% inflation, its 14%.

7% of total tokens on 50% released so far = 14% inflation on existing supply

When you thought this shitcoin couldn't disappoint you anymore, sergey still finds a way to stab you in the back rofl

>> No.55309165

"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person