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That water is not smart enough for me.

bears and bulls are winners, pigs get slaughtered

I bought the top

All this turmoil and SPY may end up closing within 0.1% of open.

>muh we have to keep raising rates because people don't want to work in fast food anymore for wages that can't even afford a studio apartment
Why do jews continue to push this narrative about a worker shortage?

I had 1500 shares of SOXL at $9 in October 2022
Sold for $8.85 a few days later
Do not be me

You could have listened. Next stop SPY 200 and you got too complacent and exuberant to listen.

>>55295958
slaughtering pigs isn't very kosher

>>55295974
I bout a bunch of $7 SOXL in october. Just sold.

>>55295968
It's a beautiful thing to see.

>>55295982
this time is different though

I thought J Pow was up to something today. Why is the market flat?

at what point are we legally allowed to lumpost?

Hope you own a home. If you don't, you're priced out forever.

>>55295997
Because that's how the president likes 'em.

Remember, tommorow we are pricing in the most bullish possibilities and Adobe earnings after hours. Bobo's will be squeezed, again.

>>55296008
Working as intended. Get in your pod, goy.

>>55296019
Adobe has nothing to do with AI so won't pump.

>>55296019
>Adobe earnings
finally a good bear catalyst. will probably kill the AI retard strength for good

>>55296008
how to invest in ze pods?

Ye old dow jones looking a bit worse for wear but it was like that at market open

can this tech rally continue even???

>>55295938
I lost $60k this month, probably more like $150k if you add in the opportunity cost of not firing my advisor and sticking with his positions. And what did I learn? That I lose the same way every time. Lose on buying a new house. Lose by firing my blackrock jew. Lose by greed. Lose by being right then wrong. I'm just so fucking heemed. Because there are a lot of +$1000-$3000 days in there as well. I just can't keep it together long enough to make my big losses back. Today was supposed to be the day for me. But I'm not in my right mind to do what I should. I'm going to focus on getting my house on the market. Im too fucking heemed to call the roofer right now. I don't know why I'm even here on planet earth. I fucking hate this place.

>>55296008
piece of shit filthy cunt of an asshole prick

houses cost DOUBLE what they did just 4 years ago, and we are now at a "bottom"?!

fucking slut whore bastard bitch

>>55295936
The TA and FA point to a bearish direction. Yet the market keeps pumping. MUMU I KNEEL

>>55296039
they're adding AI features to their software or something
>>55296040
>m-maybe this time the bubble will burst after being wrong about it for months

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKaXY4IdZ40

What did Jerome say? Did he heal the market?

>>55295986
Nice

Should I slurp some Amazon?

>>55296054
complacency in a bubble the worst bull of all

>>55296059
said niggers then left without elaborating

webm related: my portfolio

Be me...buy $20 Aug 18th puts

Immediately realize I made a mistake . Bite nails all day, in red.. at one point my 25% loss stop is about to be hit

see the big flush at 1:57pm. Sell...make a miserable $97 profit...immediately buy $31 august 18 calls

>up 33%

Yeah bros...we back

>>55296039
>>55296054
Who knew generative fill in Photoshop is worth billions of dollars?

>>55296008
When it comes to housing you really have two choices:
>rent, knowing prices will continue to be jacked up higher, but someday all the boomers will die off and there'll be such an overflow that they'll be giving homes away for free
>buy the home and pay for a mortgage, knowing it will be worth far less in real terms 30 years from now
Technically there's also a third choice - to leave the country. Unfortunately as a US citizen you're taxed by the united states government no matter where you live, even if you gain zero benefits from the relationship. You can renounce, but then you'll have to go through a hassle and pay a large exit fee, and you'd need to gain citizenship elsewhere first in order to do so.

>>55295982
It's the preJuneteenth dump calm the fuck down.

>>55296079
Soxl of course

>>55296085
>but someday all the boomers will die off and there'll be such an overflow that they'll be giving homes away for free
sweet summer child

>>55296049
Take some time off, play some vidya, eat ice cream, listen ambient music, touch grass.

You will feel better.

t. poor but okay with it

>>55296049
Hello, me from yesterday. After a sleepless night, I (very fortunately) capitulated on my NVDS at open.

To scratch my compulsive gambling itch I'm stealing ideas from random people and limiting myself to playing them for a couple hours at a time using single put/call contracts.

Less thinking, less risk, less stress. It's an improvement.

>>55296001
When we hit $30, so only a couple more days to go

>>55296070
sour grapes bobo is the worst bobo of them all and signs of a healthy bull market
>>55296084
many of billions my good sirs, namaste

>>55296049
you won't "make it" with 0dte gambling except you're extremely lucky, buy some lottery tickets maybe you'll win

>>55296075
No no no, the exact quote was that "differences between racial groups are persistent". We're bringing segregation back, boys.

>>55296099
>play some vidya
Doesn't interest me
>eat ice cream
I have milkshakes all the time
>listen ambient music
I do that already
>touch grass
I do that already too.
I just hate everything. I have no reason to be here. Other than to get slowly bled out of everything I have.

Market will be closed on Monday in observance of Father's Day. Make sure to thank your dad for knocking up your mom and teaching you how to be a man

>>55296039
photoshop has been using AI features for like 10+ years. They autofill patterns with photoshop and they have after effects + premiere which will 100% be implementing some AI techniques

>>55296008
>housing has bottomed
>rates are highest in 20+ years and still going up

hahah funny joke powell haha

>>55296085
lol each new american born today will be poorer than their parents. Blackrock will own everything. Luckily for me I own their stock.

>>55296085
>all the boomers will die off and there'll be such an overflow that they'll be giving homes away for free
>amnesties 30 million illegals in you're path

>>55295936
Powell won't let us have desert (bull market) until we finish our dinner (get inflation to 2%).

Super hawkish press conference. I hope he was just jawboning because the vision of the future he sketched out is pretty bleak.

Today's FOMC screenshot roundup

Jeanna
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Others
>>55295183
>>55295286
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>>55296113
>using single put/call contracts
I might as well not even play.

>>55296097
what are the arguments against it other than rampant unobstructed immigration?

>>55296147
>>55296008
soon.

>>55296097
Already happening in several countries. Check out Italy, for example.
Never said they'd be good houses.

Where do your parents live right now? What do you think will happen to their house when they die?

>>55296150
Powell is not in control, intelligent bulls are

My man Jay Hawker

is JPOW able to open his mouth without telling a lie?
seems like thats not part of the job prerequisite

Did anyone record Powell saying, "fuck niggers, fuck kikes and fuck jannies"? They edited it out on the published YouTube video. Wtfffff

>>55296185
Please be nice to the jannies. They're going through a very tough time on reddit

everybody be like "Fed Chair Powell this" and "Fed Chair Powell that".
we all know that Joe Biden is the one responsible for saving our economy.
thank god for him and Kamala for guiding us to the softest landing in the history of rate hikes.
#Biden2024

>>55296054
People only care about AI that can replace jobs. Not autofill in photoshop. If they were implementing fully automated shooping by voice, that would be something. But anything less is useless.

>>55296162
the houses in italy are in very rural areas where the is 0 work besides subsistence farming or selling shit to the occasional tourist

>>55296125
I'm extremely lucky most days then. I just refuse to stop playing after already winning. Today I tried something else and was right on both plays. But wrong on my subsequent execution. Can never just put it all together and get a real win. Instead I need to play for peanuts. Im too schizo to hold anything overnight. I'm too schizo to believe what (they) say about these companies. I'm just so fucking mad at what my life has become. I have no reason to be here.

What are some other midcap AI/AR/VR meme stonks to keep an eye on? Shit that's gotten a bit pumpy, clearly has retard energy behind it but hasn't fucking blasted pasted its '21 ATH yet. I'd like to buy PLTR on a dip and thinking about $U but not sure it's got the right stuff to really blast off. Anything else?

>>55296145
This is what I was alluding to in another thread. Dumbass faggots screech about AI on Twitter but don't realize they've probably been actively supporting it in some form or another for years.

>>55296159
Then I guess you can park your cash in something that moves at least a little, with low chance of heeming - SPY or TLT or VTI or something. Or paper trade large amounts.

But the idea is to balance scratching the gambling itch with stemming your bleeding from bad plays done while you're on tilt.

>>55296160
Boomers are trying to live to they are 100. I can’t wait to get a decent house 40 years from now.

Welp. Guess I'm never owning a home if I have to wait 5 fucking years to see a 4% mortgage ever again

Mumus…

Looks like pullback it is.

>>55296008
>>55296161
this just tells me that if rates weren't high we'd be launching housing prices into fucking space (european/canadian housing prices)

>>55296229
Get in the pod goy. You will own nothing and be happy.

>>55296217
>stonks
Just for that I'm not going to help you.

>>55296084
For Firefly, the licensing management piece is the real prize. Professionals will avoid using the tech if they have to sort out ambiguous IP rights themselves.

>>55296185
did he really say that? the second part?

>>55296097
Homes and land will never ever ever ever be cheap again

>>55296200
it was not really hard this year to gamble on 0dte if the fucking market rips 40% in 6 months and every single fucking tech shit who can stutter AI pumps 100%+

>>55296185
I thought it was a bit out of character.

>>55296099
I plan on doing this if I don't gamble all my money away before I leave my current job. The owner was acting really weird today. I asked him how much he wanted to sell the business for and I think he's getting cold feet. I don't know what the fuck is going on in his head. I'm leaving in August no matter what so I don't know if he's planning to run the business after I'm gone or just shut the whole thing down. Would be nice to take a couple of weeks or a month off to just do nothing

>>55296229
anon you're not looking at the bigger picture. if they fed actually manages to keep rates high then it will cripple the housing market over that sort of timeframe. house prices right now are high because of previously low rates driving up demand

>>55296151
If your competition is an illegal immigrant on minimum wage entering this country with zero net worth, you've probably already won.
I will admit that the whole WEF thing is a bit of a risk though.
>you will own nothing
If the government truly buys up all the assets, you may be trapped. Technically that's already the case. Even when you "own" your home, you still owe property taxes. What would happen if they just triple those taxes? What recourse would you have?

So I prefer to look at it from the perspective of population dynamics.

>>55296229
>do you not understand mumu?
>I am inevitable.

my stock is down all week. reeeee.

losses are minimal still so im sitting tight trying to learn patience.

>>55296150

You dont want a bull market with inflationary shit. Best to just let him do his thing.

No point in muh gainz if they are just going to more rent and food costs

>>55296265
>If your competition is an illegal immigrant on minimum wage entering this country with zero net worth, you've probably already won.
Anon, your $50/hour wage can buy about as much housing as 5 $10/hour day laborers. And much less than 8 $25/hour pajeets.

>mfw profiting off of stocks bought with NEETbux
Thanks for the initial investment, wagies.

>>55296008
based af as fuck

IT'S OVER

>Thinking a rigged market could down.

>>55296302

>>55296251
i profit on puts, not calls, mostly

>>55296302
both of these people arv0srhe irrelevant.

>>55296265
>but all single family homes
>bulldoze them
>build massive commie block pod centers
>Housing is now free and a human right
>your human right is a 50 square foot pod.

>>55296220
>with low chance of heeming
im too schizo to believe in that

alright im done bitching, fuckers

>>55296149
You mean:
>good thing there's a record in my broker's database that says I own a record in Computershare's database that says my broker owns a piece of paper that represents 1% of 1% of 1% of BlackRock
You sure outsmarted them, Anon.

Did he finally shut up?

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>55296324
Well, nothing wrong with BIL. That literally always goes up.

>>55296219
giwtwm

>>55296322

Just end zoning

If someone wants to put a singlewide on a 25, x 72, lot in the middle of a bunch of million dollar houses they should be allowed.

There is tons of affordable housing available. The issue is urban and suburban areas wont let you build them.

I loaded up on TQQQ, either the market pumps and I get stupid rich, or I take all of you down with me.

Have a nice day, Goodbye.

>>55296356
my stock is down 10% this week.

>>55296256
I'm on 7 months time off from work
2 months in - physical health came back
4 months in - sleep is so much better now, I actually get sleepy in 11 PM now
6 months in - I feel my brain has refreshed a lot, like it lost a default mode of being a slave

So basically if you have continuously worked for more than 10 years, chances are you really fully recover half a year or even more, if you decide to take a break.
It's worth it.

Positiive close

>>55296356
>+0.89%

>>55296356
+$11.32 (+0.24%)

getting kinda nervous holding this tsla, dunno how high i want it to go.

>>55296259
this, high rates and keeping it there is like raising the temperature to fish out all the rats in hiding and seeing what breaks due to it being overextended

>>55296356

>>55296363
>end zoning
That would require gutting the government which the opposite is happening. The only silver lining is the world population is collapsing so depending on what plays out over the next 20 years it's entirely possible a lot of us end up owning homes. We'll see I guess

>>55296051
>houses cost DOUBLE what they did just 4 years ago, and we are now at a "bottom"?!
Yes, kind of.

>>55296372
>Literally a last second pump into the green just to fuck Bobo

>>55296356
Cash: +$470 from a put and spreads
Portfolio: +1.34%

Good day and made a good call and closed that put in the middle of an Apex match.

After all that and it still ends green. Don't count the dow, that's been down since market open

You should have listened to me and bought VIX calls today at mid day then sold during Powell's press conference. I got a free 20%

>>55296356
+52.64%

>>55296008
Based Ramsey will be proven correct when he said that the bubble is not in price, but only in the rate of increase.

>>55296356
+3%
Sold Tesla and Plug power at the start of the day.

>>55296356
I'm flat despite oil being down $0.50 (I sold some at the top and bought back lower).

>>55296195
>areas where the is 0 work
Weak argument. Remote work can happen anywhere. New businesses can be created. There is obviously some benefit to going where the crowd is, but there are other benefits to be gained by forging a new path and going where the costs are minimal.
If you want to live in some 300 sqft studio cuckbox in NYC for 4k a month, that's the price you pay.

Important to understand that price is only one half of the value equation.

fear & sneed index is getting HIGHER for LONGER!

>>55296389
I want a motorcycle like that

literally what the fuck was that shit at the end
>>55296356
Pretty good, I hit my goal stretch goal for the month so far, and am now +4 months of runway for the month. Maybe I can hit +5 by the end?

>>55296397
How are you buying Vix calls exactly? All I see are VIX etf's that barely moved all day

>>55296219
I think there's just a big confusion over what is machine learning and what is AI and what is general artificial intelligence.

We've been processing large data for at least a 8 years with the marketing algorithms and search algorithms from google and facebook.

Nobody really considered that AI back then though, cause it wasn't. Chat-gpt is close to imitating General AI but obviously isnt

>>55296274
The problem is the one year lag. If you wait for 2% exactly, you will create an unnecessary year of economic dysfunction.

>>55296406
>Remote work can happen anywhere
0 work = zero shit to do. the average person who is getting a remote job doesn't want to live in a crumbling barn 8 miles from the nearest bar (the bar is a room filled with pensioners and a black and white tv)

>>55296368
TQQQ always goes up

BTC dumping lol

Thoughts on BABA and other Chinese companies? Undervalued?

This faggot ass market has no reason to stay this high

qqq is going so strong and pumping like crazy

>>55296461
My portfolio is 5% BABA leap calls so yeah I think it's undervalued

>>55296356
+.38%

>>55296462
performance chaser at wall street fags
if I could I would unironically kill those fuckers one by one

Not sure if I'll be getting to Chita or notional Chita in about 26 hours.

Wtf is NVIDIA doing? Lmao
And fuck off, 4350 and then back to +70!? SHould have taken profit, but was afk

I'm hoping SOXL manages to hit $30 before we have a pullback here

>>55296302
He's right about stocks being overvalued, but that doesn't mean they will be falling in price any time soon. In manias, stocks only get more overvalued, not less. Manias take many years to correct, and we just started this one.

just woke up what did jerome say? when do the rates drop?

>>55296407
If I wanted to listen to a FaG for trading advice, I'd ask Baggie.

>>55296356
I just hold leveraged ETFs

>>55296382

>we will own houses and be happy because boomers are dieing

My government, the government of Canada literally flies a 767s full of niggers from Nigeria,India and Ghana daily. Among one of the many benefits they immediately receive upon landing is no interest housing loans repayable on sale of property down the line. This is not available to native Canadians.

Your statement cannot be true because western governments are all doing the same thing.

>>55296469
I’m 100% BABA BILI and TCHEY

>>55296461
Chinamen seem determined to figure out this stimulus thing. And with the Fed not countering them with hikes, the way is clear.

>>55296426
You need options trading permissions from your broker.

NVDA is trading at 40 times sales

>>55296476
NVDA is squeezing all those hedgies. Over 1% short interest = over 10% squeezle to squozzle.

>>55296302
>signs of mania
yeah right just some very """small""" signs

NASDAQ plus. Semis hugely up. Holy fuckin kek. Higher for longer which was shilled here as a giga warning to turn away from semis and tech because of their massive loans and their need for cheap loans... what happened to that sentiment? Higher and longer is according to the market good for semis and tech.
Is that because these companies are simply too big and therefore will outcompete smaller ones that are gonna get shanked by the "high" rates? Meaning that after all this crap, only mega tech will survive?
That's it, I am no longer fighting this. I simply kneel and buy NVDA. Clearly the AI business is still in its infancy, meaning that a reasonable NVDA price is at least 1000+

uh what do you call this pattern?

>NVDA is trading at 40 times sales

>>55296506
redpill me on bili. That's their twitter right? Twitter never made money so I steered clear.

Almost bought baidu right before it ripped 20%, my allocation to china is pretty high though. I have a general china ETF holding too, so I'm kind of find with my china weight

sold my NVDA calls an hour before the presser, NVDA goes another +3% on the day, missed out on 30% extra gains. it's all so tiresome

>>55296248
You're okay with him saying fuck niggers but saying fuck kikes was too far? Seriously baggie?

>>55296085
They'll fill those boomer homes with illegal immigrants and some future president will do amnesty to make them all legal.

>>55296492
>Pausing this meeting
>July is up in the air
>Racial differences are real
>Committee projects 2 more hikes this year
>No cuts until 2024
>GDP, unemployment, PCE forecasts not all that different from before

>>55296532
BILI is anime

>>55296531
>what is forecasting
current p/e and current sales are meaningless. you dont buy stocks for their present value

>>55296152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPOIS5taqA8
good taste anon. i think i love her too.

>>55296548
I am now shorting china

>>55296502
Obviously this is the most realistic scenario. The US would probably take a step further and just give Mexicans free homes upon arrival. No loans needed. As long as it displaces white people, that's good enough for Larry Fink.

>>55296551
Yes, NVDA will quadruple its sales going from extremely expensive to only very expensive

>>55296529
The pre-self-driving-chauffeur-announcement.

>>55296547
>>55296085
This. 7.5 million immigrants to the US this year. There's a housing shortage and i's only getting worse. I'm planning on getting the fuck out of this country while my passport is still good to get into most other countries.

I'm turning this fucking franchise around

>>55296546
so he just paused like a bitch? not even the .25 rate increase??

>>55296582
Correct.

>>55296548
>>55296532
>>55296506
>>55296461
>>55296469
You people are going to lose everything when China invades Taiwan, and China gets sanctioned and confiscates ADRs an international shares.

At first I was like

>>55296438
Now you're projecting. Not my fault you're afraid to step outdoors into nature.
Besides, a better comparison would be to the $500k suburban boomer mcmansions made of vinyl and rotting lumber. You're still going to have to drive 8 miles to get food and you'll probably be driving 30 minutes in rush hour traffic to your windowless office as well, unless you land a remote job.

If you were living in a city, you likely never owned your apartment in the first place. It's all rentals nowadays. However, there are some cheap flats you can purchase outright if you expand your horizons beyond US soil.

This is all getting away from my original point though - that population dynamics drive pricing. Globally, populations are peaking. Much of the developed world is already shrinking. This will have long term effects.

do you believe in miracles /smg/?

Kek anyone ever look at Stocktwits these boomers are pol level schizos and blame everything under the sun on “shorts”

>>55295936
hey I'm a newfag, and started trading a little in Revolut. Can you give me a stock trading for retards rundown on how to get into trading? How to follow the news and events, and hwo to decide how to invest?

>>55296632
>vacuous biden sanctioning china
lol
lmao!

But then I was like

>>55296643
>Now you're projecting. Not my fault you're afraid to step outdoors into nature.
...

Inflation is going to ramp back up again. Thus fucking pause when inflation is so dangerous,

>>55296644
good thing you cropped off the headings so no one can tell what position you have

>>55296651
There’s nothing you can be told that will take the place of experience and time in the market. The good advice all sounds cliche

>>55296641
>>55296664
That's the power of options eh?

>>55296645
Yep, shorts and market makers. Everything is the fault of shorts and market makers. Whereas here we just correctly blame the tiny hat people for everything.
>>55296651
Peruse the links in the OP

>>55296587
wtf so this little bitch has no credibility and we are back to QE then. there will be no more rate hikes this year. he is lying and being a little piece of manipulative shit hoping the market self corrects by pricing in rate hikes that will never come so when they announce no new hikes the market will pump to new highs right when the peak recession is going to start hitting us right before the biden regime election

I was confused why the color disappeared for a second. Never seen VTI close flat before.

>>55296461
I've concluded that China is uninvestable. Good for trading though. KWEB is a decent reference, and indicates 10-15% more upside on this current wave of stimulus hype.

>>55296548
It's literally Chinese reddit.

>>55296699
That is correct. They murked the Powell who gave the Jackson Hole speech and replaced him with a body double.

EL NINO, LOAD UP THAT NATTY

>>55296699
They have paused rates. Wait for it. The economy will falter. The markets will get HEEMED. It will take some months, maybe 6-12. Be patient

>>55295982
i don't see 2020 on the chart on the right tho... i'm sure that will have no impact whatsoever on your outlook

>>55296644
Anon, NVDA is good but not back-to-back-8%-days-on-no-news good.

>>55296674
Yes, but remember that we need inflation or we're heading into war with China at 120% debt to GDP.

i think a lot is riding on the upcoming china talks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OudRYEeAUV0

>>55296527
>what is AI bubble
holy shit you (((people))) must be some 1 digit iq retards

>>55296559
Unless leaf anon posts a link I will call bullshit on his post.

My little POWW doing sumtin.

>>55296810
there was a 10 year multi trillion bubble because of software on little computers that allowed women to send each other pictures, ai to normies is 6 months old
ride the tiger

NVDA is a little over priced dontcha think?

Moo Moos. Trouble brewing.

I love my NVDA gains, but the valuation is just at absurd levels. I don't want to sell just yet because this market is just insane and who knows how much higher it will go. How much of a correction should I look for to know that the AI bubble has popped?

retard here, can someone explains how this works?

so if spot vix never changes, and vix futures never change, Do i capture the contango between month 1 and 2 ? it is at 12.72% right now

I'm looking at the chart of svix and when it is gaining value, it typically will run up 12%-15% in a month, granted that is also being aided by vix going down. past 6 weeks it has gone up 37%

I was looking at selling call options on it; surely there's no way spot vix goes lower.

>>55295982
>>55296774
wait nvm i found it, 2020 was the disbelief phase

>>55296790

I hope the faggots in charge understand that You literally cannot fight a war with 120% debt to GDP

Your inflationary costs are going to be insane as you attempt to finance the war.

You could not even deploy your army. A tire change would cost $20,000...inflation makes your war machine too expensive to deploy.

>>55296571
kick ass, BLESSED

>>55296744
You mean PHYSICAL WHEAT AND CORN. BULL RUN JUST GETTING STARTED BOYS.

>>55296838
we are almost at the end of this ride you greedy retard
we have quad witching on friday you stupid monkey, but keep on buying and riding muh wave.. lol, lmao

>>55296527
JESUS CHRIST TAKE PROFIT YOU MORON

>>55296871
The great thing about globalization is that it has made everyone too greedy to wage WWIII

>>55296461
KWEB is breaking out higher. Trade it, don't own it.

>>55296834
How that garbage company managed to beat earnings I have no idea

Anyone win today? Up another 2% here

>>55296893
Pretty much every war is caused by greed so doubt that.

>>55296855
This is a free market, commie. Whatever price that market assigns is "fair".

-Dale
Love it or leave it.
USMC 1994-1997

>>55296863
vix is the most overcrowded short trade with long tech. it will change on friday after all those calls and puts get reshuffled

where my intel chads at

>>55296860
If tomorrow is a gap down red day, I will keep posting this to remind everyone.

If not, I will simply never post it again nor admit to being wrong.

>>55296571
>>55296874
why are you replying to yourself under a different ip?

>>55296356
I've been holding for 3 weeks now

I base all my economic predictions on the current price of Stouffer's lasagna. Simple as.

>>55296892
>NVDA +550%
>AMD +700%
>MSFT +240%
>Apple +290%
>AMAT +187%
And that's just for the past 5 years. Nah, I gotta start doing like my mother. Just buy mega tech and hold. She has been in the market for mere 11 years and has made enough money for our family to last for a few generations.
This market is not on steroids, it's not even a mania, it's on fuckin high doses of SARMS... has been for a long time now
Never sell, just keep buying

>>55296988
I could afford it a decade ago in college, but not now. I'm thinking the economy is fucked

I fucked up when I thought IV would be zapped at the interest rate announcement so I sold my puts early. Apparently every FOMC the volatility is drained once Powell starts flapping his gums, let this be a lesson to you all

>After Hours
>432.32
>+2.34 +0.55%
u know what stock this is

>>55296989
t.

>>55296371
Go sign the books, lazy...take a call BAKA

>>55296356
sofi chugging along

>>55297027
Pee & Poo 500?

>>55297097
Good guess but that's not a stock. It's a way of life.

>>55297110
how is it a good guess you dumb monkey everybody knows what stock you mean

>>55297027
>>55297097

>>55297126
I don't want to hurt his feelings, you prick.

>>55297135
muh feelings
what a faggot

>>55296970
>t. former detective that got fired and is known as Tha Shitty Shirlock

>>55297137
This is a space of positivity and frenship so take your niggerlip babble elsewhere.

>>55297110
Uhh, it's actually 500 stocks so technically it is a stock
Checkmate atheist

>futures

ASMB stock ladies!

>>55297152

Trump is cooked. i'm riden with the Biden economy.

Your age
Are you long or short the stock market

>>55297189
28
Long

>>55297189
39, always long. but sometimes build extra cash.

>SKYT

>>55297189
50
long my neglected and undervalued picks
short all the overvalued memes

>>55297189
37
I'm currently only speculating on barrels of oil. It's a good trade desu.

>>55295936
My Bear portfolio this week and my BVLL portfolio this week.

Changing to put it all in BVLL stocks/etf's. Good idea or no?

>>55297189
24
short af

>>55297246
that's the bulk of my present maneuverings as well. oil and gas. most of my day today was working XOM.

What do you do when your portfolio keeps going up and won't stop?
I feel like I should get myself a little treat... but idk what

>>55297281
>he's longing the mania
Progressively sell, the more you think "I can't believe it's this high", the more you sell. Even in a golden bullrun you have a cycle of pumping madly then suddenly dropping before starting madly again. In 2021 it was basically a monthly thing.

>>55296679
i have 40 calls i bought in dec. that's why the 40 is green

>>55297281
DCA out

>>55297189
Its not about stocks going up, its about inflation and dollar destruction. The stock market is a way to avoid the collapse of purchasing power cash will experience on a long term time horizon.

>>55297303
>>55297327
I did start selling some of my most expensive lots
AND THEN IT KEPT GOING UP

>>55297171
The cost of a 4th of July cookout over the next two years will determine my vote.

SCHB, SCHG, or SCHD?

>>55297189
26
short <5 years
long >10 years

what will instead happen: multi-decade stagflation crab

>>55297281
Depends, how do you feel about paying taxes(funding a government that hates you)?

>>55297363
I have so many realized losses from last year, I can cash out a good chunk of my gains this year without taking a hit

>>55297189
33
I've been long for at least 10 years now or however long I had started living off of this portfolio. Don't know how much longer I can live like this until I have to look for a job or be homeless and sucking dick for a double cheeseburger.

>>55297189
25, always long the stock market.

I just reallocate to different sectors depending on how bullish/bearish I am feeling.

https://www.morganstanley.com/ideas/thoughts-on-the-market-wilson

>>55297338
Keep selling anyway

Reminder that there are people ITT unironically holding NVDA at $430 lmao.

the fed has zero credibility and makes our country look retarded. all that tough talk on inflation and they cuck out after literally just 4.75%

>>55296970
Look man I just fired and forgot

Uhhh uranium sisters?? Did we get too cocky????

>>55296969
If you're wrong you can post this one.

Krugman... is going too far...

>>55297437
fix the descriptions. it should be
>tesla is a car company, not a tech company
and
>NVDA is a chip company not an AI company

nigger

The only thing keeping me from fedposting about the EIA is knowing that there are people here that are short NVDA. Thank you NVDA shorts.

>>55297496

>>55297496
>people no longer care their weekly grocery bill to feed 2 people is $350

holy shit could the jewish elite be any more out of touch with the masses? dont they realize this is how revolutions start?

>>55297558
lmao

>>55297409
>on the sidelines yelling at the players
hiked 10 times straight, paused once, projected 2 more hikes this year alone, specifies "gotta keep at it" (after which the market immediately dips". he also explained that height and speed are both important aspects of the equation.
RETARD.
you're just upset that he's not a participant in a subreddit that (You) mod.

>>55297558

>>55297409
exactly my thinking
>march forecast "inflation core will in 3% eoy,np guys we'll get there"
>today forecast "we'll hit 4% core eoy but no more hike guys, sry. just get used to it"
this 2% narrative was bullshit, and nobody called them for it. if you fought, you won

>>55296860
bubble wont pop until earnings. if AI chip production isnt in 1000% increases then nvdia will tumble 30% in one day

>>55297561
The masses should listen to the soothing news from Ukraine and stay calm.

>>55296008
sounds like a top signal to me

>Jerome "the rent is too damn high" Powell

>>55296916
>>55296834
I think my calls expired today. $100 worth for laughs but yeah. Fuck you market.

>>55296546
Stupid fuckin market, I'm going to hedge now. This is irrational. No cuts and it's still hovering. Tomorrow it will probably go down a little, but then I will jump on the bandwagon, fuck it.

>>55297602
>didn't listen to every fucking word of his speaking and q&a
Verification
not
required

>>55297584
>gotta keep at it
economy is re-accelerating but Jerome Burns is larping as muh Volcker
he's a faggot puppet who does mistake after mistake..
print far too much -> muh transitory -> 9% inflation -> panic hikes -> economy seeminly starts slowing and is on right path -> bank failures -> we providing muh liquidity -> economy goes into high growth environment again -> job done™

Pick up the phone.
Get me Paul Volcker's ghost.

>>55297647
pffff

>>55296249
>new paradigm

>everyone bullish now
Glad I just sold. Time to go short.
This is literally easy as shit and no one seems to notice.

>>55297332
yes, number might keep going up but the purchasing power of the money just goes down

NVDA has reached a permanently high plateau.

>>55297737
Yeah but only til the end of the week.

Banking

>>55297148
KEK
E
K

>futures

train and tanker stocks didn't give a fuck about any of this mess today.

>>55297737
NVDA is literally a 10 trillion dollar business next decade.
And thats conservative.

>>55297908
At least make an attempt

>>55297935
>the shittiest of the 3

>>55297951
We can keep trying

So now the market also ignores terminal rates aka no cuts. Ok, fine.

>>55296532
BILI is chinktube
Not going anywhere near double taxed fee-raped illegal caiman island ADRs though

so is oil going to do anything this summer besides bleed

>>55298005
>>55298005
>>55298005

>>55297963
>defunct

>>55297423
Long term hold 48 months

>>55298025
You missed the point of my posts then.
Oh well, I was off by 1 for both, so whatever

>>55298018
BUMP IT OFF RETARD.

>>55297968
>say at least two more hikes this year alone
>say cuts are a couple of years out
>terminal rate
tell me you wore a helmet to school
without telling me
you
wore
a helmet to school

>>55298051
wat

>>55298034
what was the point? NSC moggs.

>>55298095
I'll make one more attempt

>>55298134
i should have posted city faggot trains rather than countryside chad ones?

>>55298183
No, though it doesn't help that I keep missing. /biz/ is too fast

>>55296490
>and we just started this one.
We've been in a stock market mania since 2020. 2022 was just a short pullback

>>55298211
well i still have no idea what your point is, but at least you finally got CHECKED

>>55298263
I was still off by one though :(

>>55296838
10/10 market analysis. Only a carrington event can stop this market.

>>55298285
maybe it's because of all those relatively shitty trains you post (all trains are a certain base level of based)?

>>55297908 off by 3907
>>55297935 off by 1
>>55297963 off by 1
>>55298134 off by 4
>>55298211 off by 1
>>55298285 off by 2
>>55298323 off by 839
Maybe I can hit this one

>>55298368
Victory

>>55298368
well at least you finally posted a train from the top 2. i don't give any shits about numbers but trains being posted is always a win.

>>55295936
Is M1 Finance legit?

>>55298368
OH SHIT!!!
WHOLE
OTHER
LEVELS
OF
CHECKED

>>55297935
>>55297963
>>55298134
>>55298211
>>55298285
>>55298368
>>55298382
THIS
IS
THE
MOST
FUCKING
LEGENDARY
DISPLAY
OF
AUTISM
BASEDNESS
I
HAVE
EVER
FUCKING
W
I
T
N
E
S
S
E
D

>>55298431
Now you know how to play too, Mr. Trains Shiller
It's a fun game

>>55298459
i don't know how to play that
it is way above my level
i am not capable
i can only
WITNESS
and appreciate

>>55298368
Goddamn dude, I kneel

>>55298501
fr fr
no
fuckin
cap

>>55297437
based ty

>>55298483
>>55298501
There's a whole thread on /n/, but that's a much slower board and it's almost too easy

>>55298214
The current bull market started in 2009 and will end circa 2029. But the AI bubble just started this year. 2020 was not a bubble.

>>55297584
jew

>>55298705
nigger

>>55298606
holy shit there are trains all over that board

>>55298830
>the guy who shills train companies has never been to /n/
It's been kind of hijacked by bike fags lately, but it's still a strong train culture. There's also some maritime and flying stuff too

>>55298856
i just think trains are cool, i don't read about them and know a lot about them and obsess over them. i just think about how based it is that they carry so much shit all over the place through the country sides and just stop in the cities and unload as quick as possible and then get the fuck out before the niggers get there. i hold little bits of all 3 train US train stocks and 6 tanker companies plus WAB who makes trains.

>>55298931
oh, i think about steam trains too, especially how they used to cross the country hauling shit way out to the pioneer areas to support the western expansion, and they would get robbed and attacked by prairie niggers, and would hire people to defend them. trains are just cool, no gettin' around that.