/biz/ - Business & Finance

thoughts on upcoming adobe earnings report?

>>55280578
Daily reminder that finance is pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, worsening labor conditions, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war and overall evilmaxxing are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

Unless every single financier parasite, banker and trader is euthanized and every stock market and bank is burned to the ground, and the status quo completely abolished, the biosphere and all life will extinguished

Does anyone here know wtf David Hunter based his meltup idea on
I heard him say it and it sounds like spouting nonsense to be 'contrarian'

>>55280592
when was the last time anyone didn't pirate adobe products?

WE DID IT GUYS! WE BEAT INFLATION! PRICES HAVENT GONE DOWN AT ALL BUT IF TV MAN SAYS INFLATION IS GONE THEN I GUESS THAT NULIFIES REALITY!!

Waiting on the 1% gain promised

>>55280595
save the planet, kill yourself.

Do it, bearbros. I need to buy everything at cheap price again.

Mumu, wake the fuck up. Pay attention.
>When the last bear capitulates, that’s when we fall
You’ve heard it over and over and over again
>Look at pic related.
LOOK AT IT.
The last bears capitulated, literally, unironically, on Friday
One week prior, 29.1% of money managers were bullish for the next 6 months
38.8% of money managers were bearish for the next 6 months
In a single week:
>29.1% bullish JUMPED to 44.5% bullish
>38.8% bearish CRASHED to 24.3% bearish
>29.1% —> 44.5% = 52.9% INCREASE in BULLS
>38.8% —> 24.3% = 37.3% DECREASE in BEARS
They capitulated. The bears have officially capitulated. This is arguably the most important chart you will see this whole week.
>BuT eVeRyOnE iS bEaRiSh!!!
No, they aren’t, not anymore. Everyone is bullish. Literally everyone. 44.5% bullish is an **extremely** high reading, even the biggest bull markets have not seen numbers like this of 44.5% bull 24.3% bear
>TOTAL BOBO DEATH
>TOTAL BOBO CAPITULATION
>EXTREME IRRATIONAL EXUBERANCE
>79 GREED
BUDDY, wake the fuck up!! TAKE PROFITS; HEDGE YOUR POSITION(S) WHILE PUTS ARE CHEAP

>>55280607
you really expect deflation? whole ponzi would implode.

Tomorrow: SKIP but Hawkish words because of Jobs report, high sticky core. Headline may being nice but it's because of energy, "Higher for way longer"

>>55280595
everything was peaceful and perfect in communism, right?

GGL.v
GGLXF
This is going to double from here due to the presence of high grade unmined vein material at Gold Point and the potential for wider than expected zones of mineralization. The known veins all remain open to extension along strike and to depth, and there are numerous other undrilled veins on the property.

>>55280620
the fact that he reposts this should tell you all you need to know about this redditor

if bearbros can bring AAPL back to $130, I'll meet you behind Wendy dumpster for free

USA SISTERS WAGMI

>>55280625
NOOOOOOOO NOT THE PONZI SCAM! PLEASE DONT MAKE IT IMPLODE OTHERWISE THE JEWS WOULD BE PUT IN GAS CHAMBERS AND THAT IS LE BAD! LETS JUST KEEP IMPOSING POVERTY TO 90% OF THE POPULATION AS A POLICY GUYS TO PROTECT THE HECKING JEWWWWWWWWWWS

is now a good time to jump into the stock market?

I like to look at charts of former hot COVID stocks and laugh my add off as I look at their tops compared to their currents states. One of my favorites is RIDE, it’s just makes LOL out loud when I think about the people who bought it when it was worth $400 a share.

Anyone else hold VTV or am I the only octogenarian here?

he thought inflation mattered

>>55280625
But it should be like that, when prices are high because of shortages and what not. Prices should be fluctuating. They should be able to go lower again if the underlying commodity (milk or cocoa or whatever, becomes cheaper on the market again). Why the fuck should the prices of food and other goods go higher when the market price is dropping? Like wheat for example, lower than prewar. Why should its price increase? Who the fuck will take damage from that?

>set buy order for plug at 10.60
>see it go up and up
>settle for buying at 10.85
>as soon as i buy it magically drops back to 10.60
shit better moons tomorrow or else

>>55280637
>repost
Yes. It is unironically, the most important chart that anyone will see, this whole week. The more anons I can save in /smg/, the better.
>Stop trying to save people money!!!
>Stop trying to save people from falling for the bull trap!!!!!
No. Fuck you.

>>55280649
Yes. Never bet against America.

>>55280659
>>55280625

I meant, why the fuck should the price not decrease? who the fuck would take damage form that?

Turns out there's still some time left to shill MANU.
Remember to buy MANU

>>55280625
How to deflate without imploding the ponzi:
Step 1: Liquidate the elite
Step 2: Pay the denbts with the money

Time is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ9WoojeTZw

Core CPI was good?
Why are stocks going down?

>>55280625
Nobody expects infinite deflation, just a return to the mean. You can't just have inflation increase by 200% over the course of 2 years and not have a pullback. I get it you're a degenerate gambler that wants permanent and exponential inflation, but some of us want to buy groceries again.

What if I told you it's all just a big psychological operation?

>>55280673
brings a tear to my eye, going to the recruiters office tomorrow to enlist.

>>55280673
>they extended the fucking rainbow

>>55280684
5% Core CPI is good?

>>55280673
imagine how many new fags were created that night.

>>55280697
thats your brain on deluded bulltardism

>>55280688
I would love deflation, it just won't happen with our fiat system, especially with our debt.

>>55280664
I'm just trying to save them from being priced out forever by listening to you

Rotating to value and safety sectors such as staples, utilties, and health is happening. I repeat. We got a rotation from tech to safety

>>55280659
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>55280683
Based

I don't think they're being very honest about inflation. Source: everything is still way too fucking expensive

>>55280674
Deflation is bad for economy stupid.
>>55280673
This country sucks.

>>55280697
only if you have pricing power and can pass it along to the consumer. your average jamal and sheniqua are getting hosed.

Realistically what would happen if the entirety of global liquidity was absorbed by the uranium sector?

RUG IS GETTING PULLED OH SHIT OH FUCK SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>55280713
That's constructive in a bull market

>>55280659
just stop buying staples and the prices will relax...

>>55280716
This is what they wanted. They wanted equality, so now everybody knows what it feels like to be in poverty.

I made $400 in the first ten minutes and then left with 0 open positions to go make breakfast.

Have fun guys.

fuck you, tech bulls. stop pumping the Q. I want to buy back Apple cheap. stop fucking pump the Q.

>>55280716
thats the point you fuckin retard, have you not been paying attention since 2020. you are GOYSLOP EATING CATTLE. PAYPIGS for kikes. what the fuck you think ww2 was about, fucking mutt retard

>>55280742
what are you having for breakfast?

>>55280716
Gas ain’t bad but I’m in a Texas suburb
Now if I could just find some decently priced shotgun shells

>Attacks your (female) broker

>>55280748
Go outside, touch grass.

Sold carvana for a profit yesterday, just bought back in. I'ts gonna go down now, isn't it?

>>55280718
That is what happens with core cpi.

i told you it was coming
you didnt listen
youre still watching
but youll still never learn

>>55280750
this. Everyone post breakfast

>>55280607
Yes that is how the real world works. +200% --> -50% --> you end up with +100% and you just managed to fool people into thinking how fortunate they are that you took care of the inflation problem. Literally too easy

>>55280716

Interest rates don't matter anymore
New highs coming

>>55280778
Personally, I don't usually bother with breakfast. I'm eating half a bag of UTZ original right now.

>>55280578
Who is the most based person in the world and why is it J Pow?

>>55280792
They don’t matter when nominal interest rates have remained at zero the entire time

why do you guy insist on beginning a new bull market.
during bear market you can trade Apple from 130 to 175 2-3 times a year. that's the best return rate ever. Bitches give me eternal bear market to swing trade

RYCEY bros I'm not feeling too spicy anymore...

>>55280765
millions of people died, so you could be enslaved. looks at ukraine, look at their burning ruble cities. you think thats not about fat cats being able to sell their chinese plastic trinkets to goym? wake the fuck up

>>55280778
I skipped breakfast, I had 2 cups of coffee, and now I'm drinking water. Looking forward to when I can get some lunch. I don't know what I want for lunch yet though.

>>55280800
for me, its the Jar

>>55280806
kneel

>>55280760
Imagine getting choked by a nerd who only dates asians and controlls the entire internet

>>55280717
Great explanation thanks. I learned a lot now.

>>55280778
there was a cat under my car and I got distracted and left my coffee on the roof. so I just had a cigarette for breakfast.

>>55280815
the ukraine brought this shit on themselves

MONI up 21% so far today and running hard. Get your asses in it frens. TODAY!!!!

>>55280808
if you bought rycey when it was first shilled here you'd lost 85% of your capital

>>55280808
I bought 2000 shares @1.38 and pretty fat green at the moment. Not selling though.

>>55280778
Guess where I'm from

>>55280716
Less inflation does not mean prices going down anon. It means they are going at a slower pace. For prices to go down, the inflation number would have to be negative (deflation).

>>55280833
one time I was out in the wee hours of the morning because I saw in the news that there'd be a comet in the sky, and just as I was getting ready to leave a skunk ambled under my car, so I had to sit there waiting for it to get bored and go do something else lest I make him into a stink bomb by starting my engine right on top of him.

anyway I had toast and peanut butter

My portfolio was down over 70% to $4,300 last September and now I'm back up to $18,100. All I did was dca into SOXL, UPRO and TSLA. Bears be damned.

>>55280778
I normally only eat twice a day, but now I have to switch to one. I'm over 240lbs now and that's where I have to draw the line. Need to get back under 235 before I'll allow myself to eat twice a day again.

>>55280659
>Who the fuck will take damage from that?
You will.

WOLFbros… we’re going fucking vertical

>>55280834
yeah being in proximity to Bolshevik kikes will do that to a mfer. its about the money you and i both know it. politcs is only a matter of strategy. everyone wants to be top dog, even trannies and faggots.

>>55280717
>Deflation is bad for economy stupid.
mid-wit take

the things that CAUSE deflation are generally bad.

Just realized there's an FOMC announcement tomorrow

>>55280620
based
THA GREAT HEEM
IS COMING
i've even found myself getting sucked dangerously close into the black hole of capitulation while knowing better.
TOO MUCH OF THIS IS ARTIFICIALLY INFLATED
AND IS NOT SUSTAINABLE.

Why is everyone so euphoric. FOMC isn’t even till 2:00pm today. This lunch hour is gonna be SOUR.

>>55280834
Vatniks deserve the rope.
>>55280815
Congrats, you managed to sound more unhinged than in your original post.

you have 5 SECONDS to explain why you aren't stocking up on unity RIGHT NOW

>>55280765
Brett cooper, is that you?

>>55280884
You call my take mid-wit then come in with the most mid-wit takes of them all. Ironic.

Okay.

Sticky Inflation was priced in.
Sticky Inflation is better then rising Inflation as long as the FED is on it.
The FED is on it and invokes the name of Volker and the whining bankers anytime they demand a pause.
The TBTF Banks are fine with more hikes and they are the real power behind the FED and Treasury.

By the time 2 weeks arrives it will be 2 weeks too late and you will have already been heem'd doomed to carry bags. Yes Bobo this is your future. Even if the market goes to .001 you will miss because in your hubris you will believe it can go lower then when SPY pumps to 10,000 you will shriek for your shorts will be used to fuel the Quantum AI Bull Run. This is my warning to you.

>>55280894
Yeah but it could happen in 4 months, meanwhile we are going to hit ATH before that happens. And you’ll get liquidated as a bear long before that happens, or just be a cashcuck fence sitting and miss your window of opportunity.

Reminder to everyone here that this current bull run is pricing in a PAUSE. If they even hint at a .25 hike or say anything remotely hawkish, this shit will take a tumble. But again, it’ll recover and be back to pumping like max next week because that’s what always happens with these short term memory loss retarded bulls.

Look at all these boomers getting rich off of MONI. This is what excitement looks like /biz/ in case you were wondering. Don't just sit there like a dumbass. Get some MONI right now and hold it.

https://investorshub.advfn.com/Moon-Equity-Holdings-Corp-MONI-18049

https://investorshub.advfn.com/Moon-Equity-Holdings-Corp-MONI-18049

https://investorshub.advfn.com/Moon-Equity-Holdings-Corp-MONI-18049

>>55280878
im talking about the ethnic cleansing of russian nationals by the nazis that had been going on within their border for the past 10 years. the special military operation didn't need to happen had they just allowed these people to live in peace.

>>55280900
I like unity, are they doing more stuff with gamestop? Looks like they both pumped today and had a solid month

>>55280922
this guy is selling unregistered securities bros

GEVObaggies, why are we pumping today?

>>55280895
Fed is tomorrow

Hey, if you cant beat em, join em. Learn to profit from this situation and deal with it.

>>55280917
Is the fed on it though? Because everyone seems to think Jerome is going to pause next meeting. What Jerome needs to do is jack up interest rates aggressively to dump eet and force a recession. That would get the 7 million deadbeats back to work and would drive down the cost of groceries. But instead the government keeps stepping in to protect wall street which is fucking dumb.

>>55280866
It must suck not being a Skeletor chad. We Skeletons arent in heaven either though. All food tastes like cereal now and its difficult to force feed 1500 calories of Slop per day

>oil randomly rebounds at 5 AM
No, I won't chase the pump.

Told you guys, typical Monday mood drop on Oil. Now with lower CPI there is all the more reason to pump and repeat the cycle of higher inflation. I just hope Powell will finally dunk on these fuckin bulls.

>>55280808
mine's green what's happooning?

>>55280713
How did you find out?

>>55280969
He fucked around

>>55280951
Skeletor chads run this general

>>55280955
>55280955
If there wasn't this fuckin price cap I would have traded oil, meanwhile getting raped by stocks. I knew this year would be "short oil, buy stocks", the opposite of last year, but noooooo.

>>55280974
I should have known....

>>55280717
>DEFLATION IS LE BAD BECAUSE IT SHRINKS THE ECONOMY AND STIFFS OUR JEWS AND WE CANT HAVE ANY OF THAT! ITS BETTER TO HAVE PRICES GO UP BY 200% GOY TRUST (((ME))) I KNOW WHATS BEST FOR YOU

>>55280951
Lanklets definitely have their own set of challenges I'm sure, but calling them "chads" is misleading. Your bussy is always in jeopardy because a hamchad can come and take it at a moments notice like picking hamburger buns off a grocery store shelf.

>>55280863
kick ass, BLESSED

>>55280923
you were there im sure you knew exactly what went down. its not like kikes lie to further their agendas or anything

>>55280948
Jerome is a bitch ass nigger and will pause. The entire fiat grift rests on debasement outpacing wage growth, such that real wages fall while assets inflate (parasitic transfer of resources from income earners to oligarchs), wages have been rising around 5%/yr, hence Fed will keep real inflation above 5% to fuck over workers.

>>55280923
The baggot cries out in pain as he strikes you.

>>55280919
i'm invested, but *gingerly* buying dips and selling rips, watching for better, more sustainable deals from Mr. Market. the jews might get *some* skin out of me, but not enough to be devastating.

it's over

>>55281044
this is pretty much the scenario

inflate away peoples salary and purchasing power
inflate wealthy people's assets
fuck over everyone but the wealthy, classic!

Hate this ponzi economy...

Pointless

okay we pump now
jus fucking buy right now go

My main holding has been up for a month, half of the growth has been in the past week. I'm getting a little worried bros.

I literally shorted 11:08, I'm so fuckin good at shorting the pump.

So thats it I guess
Rates up forever, stocks up forever

>>55280938
Don't be dumb kid. Come join the MONI fun

https://investorshub.advfn.com/Moon-Equity-Holdings-Corp-MONI-18049

>>55281131
>calls me bud
Ok now I'm sold. Well done Rakesh!

why does it feel like you guys don't actually own stocks but just gamble with calls?

>>55280863
Oops I'm at $18,450 now lol

price action on soxl seems pretty organic. might slurp some more.

Why did the general all of the sudden slow to a crawl? Did everyone an hero?

>>55281168
calls and puts

I'm 100% cash, ama

>>55281188
bobos roped

purposefully soft inflation data. as expected.
fed will now pause & hold until fall '23 or early '24.
just enough so inflation can re-accelerate.

>>55281197
>getting 5% per year in cash
>when you can get 5% per day in tech stocks
This is the new reality apparently

>>55281168
Derivatives are where the money is at, but I do hold stock to store my proceeds.

>>55281131
ok i bought MONI, i hope your village eats well tonight and no monkeys steal your rupees

>>55281168
you can't actually own stocks anon

>>55281210
>purposefully soft inflation data. as expected.
Then why are treasury yields pumping?

>>55281230
>pumping
lol what?
you may not like and/or recognize this;
but this is what normal market behavior looks like.

>>55281168
Because this ponzi is bullshit

>>55281216
im too much of a schizo to invest right now. i know I'm missing out. But you aren't even investing in a company. You don't even know what you are investing in. I do know. And I don't like it.

>>55281224
Seriously I'm really not in the mood for goblina posters...

>>55281168
why would you play with stocks and not options? leverage is a powerful tool. we're here to get rich.

>>55281252
>lol what?
Treasury yields are higher across the curve
>but this is what normal market behavior looks like
If the inflation data was actually soft then yields would be down, but instead they're up

>>55281216
>>>when you can get 5% per day in tech stocks
unless they start going down
which is usually what happens when I buy something

>>55281168
picking a single stock is the same level of gambling as buying a call. the only difference is a call will 10x or go broke in a month while a stock you wait around five years

>>55281103
i did, just bought some more TSN in the dip (already recovering), added a little XOM, BIIB, UNH, CL, and DUK to existing holds.

>everything pumped to fuck high
>cant buy
>getting priced out
>literally losing money by not buying
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>55281277
>If the inflation data was actually soft then yields would be down, but instead they're up
>a+b=c
You're just new.

>>55281279
the Nasdaq has an insane divergence with TLT right now. The market truly believes that higher rates don't matter at all. What is the catalyst for tech stocks to go back down?

The market wasn't supposed to pump until Trump came back.

>>55281295
true

>>55281298
Sell puts at a price you'd like to buy at

>>55281300
Do you understand how treasury yields work or what they represent?

>>55281224
Lmao the IHUB board is going on about how they just killed the evil wall at 0.0255, glad somebody finally bit on my 150% profit bags

We're getting rugged tmrw, rite?

Housing costs have doubled in the past 3 years

How are people not furious about this data? they have effectively wiped half of everyone's wealth ( except land owners )

im fucking mad

>>55281298
Literally just wait until the next red day(s) and buy

>>55281342
>Housing costs have doubled in the past 3 years
except there is no buyers. new house on my street keeps raising prices but its been on the market for 6 months.

>>55281332
Don't be a smart ass.
Rather ask yourself why you're often times
>correct in theory
>completely off in outcome.

My first margin call.

>>55281329
so the bottom? wont eveen make money doing that
>>55281347
those days are over

>>55281347
>just wait until the next red day(s)
where do they have those at?

>>55280942
don’t care, pump that shit. Averaged 2.90 damnit

>>55281298
This is probably exactly the reason why everything is pumping. This mentality, but others just do it. Just another inflation hedge cause not enough trust in the Fed as well as fighting it for the lols.

>>55281306
>What is the catalyst for tech stocks to go back down?
my buying them

>>55281342
>How are people not furious about this data?
Like Kurgman pointed out, people have already forgotten about inflation and have accepted it as their new normal. If this really is a new bull market then housing prices will reaccelerate to the upside and get prohibitively expensive for everyone. Then people will accept it as their new normal and forget about it again. We will actually live in pods and eat bugs

made it in on about 9% of this. i've had this stock before, sold it before the dump in march, planning to hold and accoomoolate on dips from there.

>>55281354
we just had a local developer go bankrupt. had ~20 building enclave and was hoping to sell some to fund others. shits been empty for like 18 months now. kids just play paintball/airsoft there now.

>>55281354
>except there is no buyers. new house on my street keeps raising prices but its been on the market for 6 months.
First of all, this is anecdotal "evidence"; which is easily debunked by taking a look at the aggregated national data.
Secondly, a house sitting on the market for several month is nothing out of the ordinary. That is actually much closer to the long time averages than what has heppened over the past three to four years of mania.
You're one of those youngsters, too.

>>55281355
>schizo babble
Do you understand the treasury market or not?

>>55281368
$4 here, should have averaged down when it was a buck

>>55281382
What are they producing? Charts?

Damnit I don’t know where to put my cash

I'm getting older and need need some bonds for my roth. What bond etf?

Banana stock is based and dividend pulled.

Surprised to see they only have ~1bil in debt. For a operation that size that's crazy good.
Yes, me and the banana stock will be together for a long time.

>>55281392
No, he doesn't. The market knows it's higher for longer. Core inflation dictates it. But it still doesn't want to fuckin die.

>>55281394
I’ve been averaging down from $8 lmao

>>55281337
>150% profit
Great job anon. You could of waited a few weeks for a 1,500% profit on MONI or 10X of that, but if that makes you happy, well done

>>55281405
>What bond etf?
Bond ETFs without the ability to write and roll covered calls on them constantly is a fools errand.

>>55281337
kek, i was exit liquidity... godamn

>>55281405
>What bond etf?
Go with a treasury ETF as a recession hedge.
BIL for 1-3 month bills
SCHO is good for 1-3 year notes
GOVT holds treasuries from 1-30 years and is good for general exposure

1-3 year notes (SCHO) are attractive right now because they have low duration risk, good yield, and will perform great during a recession/black swan event

>>55281342
Jokes on you, when you're already broke like me you can't go any lower so it doesn't matter what happens to housing costs because I'll never be able to afford one.

adbe will surely pump before earnings r-right

>>55281385
my neighborhood is allegedly gearing up to filing a class action lawsuit against my builder. I need a new roof and new siding on a 4.5 year old home that also had the driveway cave in and there are cracks in the foundation. I guess a neighbor had his foundation blocks cave in and had to hire someone to prop them up with some wood contraption while the builder gets sued. So since my dad died I inherited his money and increased my net worth 5,500%, bought a then 2.5 year old new build home that is already falling apart, gave up my public accounting career to trade, realized $100k in options losses, fired my advisor and sold out of all positions at the worst time about a month ago (probably cost me another $100k in opportunity costs), and now I sold out of everything and am sitting in 100% cash while I reevaluate my life. And now I'm stuck in a new home of questionable build quality with no buyers should I want to sell and move to a warmer tropical climate. What do? Buy back in to megacap tech right now? im so fucking heemed. But in the process I got completely sober and physically healthy started doing complex sudoku puzzles. Those are the only positives for me right now. What's my next play to make it all back?

>>55281417
>No, he doesn't.

>>55281390
>than what has heppened over the past three to four years of mania
what would you call this stock market action? Mania perhaps?

When does the line stop going up? I'm scared.

Daniel what's your PT for MONI?

>>55281470
You tell me

>>55281463
>gave up my public accounting career to trade
Kek there truly is a sucker born every minute

>>55280923
>special military operation
You mean retards getting their asses kicked by other retards? Why should we even really care?

Someone owes me sex. Who is it? Is it intel? Jerome? You?

>>55281383
>We
Nigger
>if
Faggot
>Will
Retard

>>55281512
uhh that'd be women.
but me first

>>55280998
If you can’t outrun that goblin then you deserve what ever gets taken from you.

fuck sabby lmao

>>55281499
now it's too late to give up

>>55281463
My life might be bad. But not as bad as this guy

>>55281407
Day O!

>>55280998
>>55281548

>>55281463
holy shit this is what scares me about new builds. prices going up and quality down. the true price of a house is sky high in relevant terms.

it literally doesnt even matter when you buy or how much when you are pumping to infinity

>>55281422
>write and roll covered calls o
I plan on doing this

>>55281433
Awesome thanks

>>55281463
bioshit is the way.

>>55281463
The building issue is happening everywhere right now. Builders got ridiculously greedy and stopped caring. They took on as many houses as possible with no regard to the quality.
>Buy back in to megacap tech right now?
Logically it seems too late and too overbought but who knows. Fortunately you can get 5%+ from treasury bills if you want to be safe and wait

>>55281566
Smartest thing you could do is just to dump all your money into a dividend stock like JEPI and just do nothing for awhile to unfuck your brain. As far as the house goes you're fucked. The builder is probably broke anyway and won't have any money for you to sue for. I swear 90% of contractors are paycheck to paycheck junkies constantly trying to avoid doing honest work

gotta replace both my rear tires because of a nail
fuck people leaving their nails all over the place

>>55281400
yes, *indirectly*, as you can see right there.

>>55281567
here's the kicker, i still have a million buckaroos at 32 years old, i just dont trust anybody or anything anymore. I'm beyond planet earth at this point. No reason for being. It's all already happened, its all priced in already. All of it. The moment I give my money back to some series holder is the moment the market crashes. There aren't any good businesses to do "in the real world". Buying real estate as an investment at these rates isn't a good idea, public accounting was killing me same as it killed my father. My best course of action was to literally sit on my hands and do nothing. I don't even need to be here. There is nothing that I care about. Everything is fake and gay. Markets, money, physical possessions, other humans, i just don't care about anything anymore. It's priced in for me not to care.

Lmao ,wat was that

>>55281463
>I need a new roof and new siding
Sounds like the roof and siding are the least of your troubles. But go ahead and polish up that turd.

>>55280911
>doesn't understand supply side efficiencies

sure thing dum-dum.

THE CRAZY SON OF A BITCH. HE DID IT. SOFT LANDING CONFIRMED.

>>55281629
>recommending JEPI
>no capital appreciation
>dwindling dividends
fuck off

>>55281601
>prices going up and quality down
The houses built the past two years are the lowest quality you can imagine. It made me realize that the best houses are built during deep recessions because the builders have to give a shit and actually try to please the customer. But the past few years it didn't matter; builders could build whatever garbage house they wanted and they'd have a hundred people lining up to buy it. If we are really in a bull market and the housing market reaccelerates the problem will get disgustingly worse. We desperately need a recession to to fix problems like these

>>55281636
>still have a million buckaroos at 32 years old
sell the house for whatever you can get for it and move somewhere with a beach and asian women for a while

let me guess you lost money today

>>55281615
Housing starts are down since march of 22. These greedy fucks flooded the market with shitboxes, all while pumping the narrative that muh supply is low, and are in the process of dumping on retail. Same shit as lat time.

>>55281463
invest
60% voo
20% upro
20% soxl/tqqq
and go back to your job. then just buy drip and keep the ratio and hedge with puts when in downturn. there literally just solved your life and made you rich. you can send 10% my way when u make it

>>55281463
Play chess
It's fun

Look at that big red candle. It's over for you stupid fucking mumu shits. Mumus are so fat and stupid.

>>55281661
>Housing starts are down since march of 22
Homebuilder stocks are near all time highs. If we don't have a recession and these pieces of shit get away unscathed I'm gonna be so pissed off

>>55281615
>but who knows
(They) know, I know that (They) know. That's why I'm too schizo to just buy and hold these NATO military corporations. They aren't really public companies. I don't believe in anything anymore. So I just find myself gambling 0 dtes everyday because its no different than just buying and holding NVDA up here.

>>55281634
I always buy the $20 per tire insurance whenever I get new tires. Free replacement if they can't fix 'em. I've had to use it twice on my last two sets of tires. If you buy expensive-ish tires it's definitely worth it.

i dont know anything about the market, my buddy just told me to buy index funds when line went down. now i'm beating half of /smg/. i find it hilarious that the smug bears continue to call me retarded while they're losing money

we are in bull market?

Bros whenever I get horny I keep thinking of having sex with other women, how do I stop this? If I would fuck another woman will the craving stop?
Also crab day

>>55281650
It pays monthly it's a nice hold for a short time so the anon can clear his head. Now shut the fuck up and give me your money.

>TSLA candle up to almost 258

I came a little

stay on topic, you wsb faggots.

>>55281654
around me they gave up on houses and just started building mass Soviet style ghettos. you can live like a post WW2 Russian for the low low price of 250k.

>>55281634
One nail took out two tires? Amazing

>>55281677
there will NEVER be another real recession with the money print happy FED since 08. They found their "solution" to recessions- inflating away our money.

>>55281677
They know whats coming or else they would be building. Their shareholders and employees and anyone stupid enough to buy from them in the last 3 years will get fucked. But the builders themselves will be fine. They survived last time.

>>55281697
>Other
Now therein lies the problem, you are actually a man
Therefore your desires are wholly normal

>>55281463
you trade futures emini ES or NQ with a goal of 100 dollars per day and then you stop for the day. The only downside is that you need a few weeks or demo account and you have to take it seriously. Stock picking is retarded.
Learn to earn 100 dollars each day with only 2 or 3 lots, then increase the volume. Kill you greed and you will succeed.

My stocks are broken Q.Q

>>55281714
Can't have a recession if everyone is already poor.

>>55281707
i love the names for these mcdonald's happy meal commie blocks too
if they're by a stretch of unincorporated county land with some tents on it they're 'aspen grove'
or if they're in an urban core it's like 'the contemporary' or some shit

CAM ON ENGERLAND
SCORE SUM FACKIN ALPHA

Guess I'll buy more XLU

I keep telling myself that I will take profits to buy something for myself (trade in for a new car, buy high end gaming pc), but when I actually have the opportunity to sell, I just keep wanting to acoomulate more wealth. I am walking around with holes in my socks and trash bags over my busted car windows even though I have unrealized profits of almost $20k this month.

>>55281717
Does anyone ITT have 2 women and does it stop the craving for other women?

>>55281758
I hate spending money

>>55281758
I do the same thing only I would probably get the car windows fixed because I'm sure it's annoying as fuck so listen to trash bags flap in the wind while driving

>>55281761
if i could get away 100% undetected with it i would

>>55281758
money is worthless if you dont enjoy it.

>RKLB
Wtf… I’m about to be back in the green on this thing

bros i don't want my TQQQ called away on Friday
I've held them so long they're like my children

>>55281749
Yep the condo commie block near me is called buttermilk park. It's about as soulless as it gets.

>>55281796
>buttermilk
PA?

>>55281789
Accumulating seems joyful. It's the dopamine rush, we are all gambles, no matter how you turn it. Everybody that "invests" is betting. It's essentially a bet therefore we gamble all.

>>55281611
I'm thinking I have to start my own scam company
>>55281629
>a dividend stock like JEPI and just do nothing for awhile to unfuck your brain
I probably need to do that, but I don't trust JewP Morgan and his scam covered call fund.
> I swear 90% of contractors are paycheck to paycheck junkies constantly trying to avoid doing honest work
I saw this first hand in public accounting. I want Jerome to literally starve these niggers out... an unrealistic dream I'm aware.
>>55281639
>my troubles
I'm sober and healthy for the first time since I was 17. When you do that you realize how fake and gay everything is.
>>55281659
that's why I need to fix the house up so I can sell it, but given the fact that the new build 3 doors down has been unsold for 6+ months, I'm not too confident in my shit property selling unless I give a generous ask price (what's one more loss right).
>>55281675
I'm currently learning fiendish sudoku puzzles that have x-wings and naked triples. I liked chess when I was a kid though
>>55281718
I already got a taste of $1000 or more days on 0 dte SPY. Even yesterday before I lost $5k in the afternoon I made $500 in the morning. That is every single one of my losses, and its because the chart setups are all the same. SPY crabs above all moving averages and VWAP and never reverts and I go for that one more play after the volume has petered out and then I turn a $200 loss into a $5000 loss out of greed and revenge and refusal to just take my loss. Looking back at the 2021 bullrun that was the entire ride up too, all the MAs playing catchup with the occasional reversion back to the 50 day MA. but I wasnt playing in the market back then. I'm really not a bad trader, I just have nothing else to save my money for and nothing that I care about, so I "do research" to see what will happen when I turn that 10 lot into a 25 lot, then a 50 lot, then a 100 lot, then a 200 lot and so on. Vs being content with the $500 I made in the morning and walking away

So I'm looking at the TQQQ chart. Does anyone kn

>>55281828
>I'm not too confident in my shit property selling unless I give a generous ask price (what's one more loss right).
exactly. i took a hit on my condo but it was worth it for my mental state (shit neighbours, shittier HOA)

>>55281487
It doesn't.

>>55281758
I get it. If I had enough money not to work I'd probably be terrified of having to work again and spend no money. That being said, get your fucking car window fixed. It's only going to cost a couple hundred bucks. Everything else though I get. Holes in my socks, boxer briefs with the crotch rotted out, still using the same 11 year old TV without a remote. I'm very fucking cheap myself

>>55281841
anon are you okay?

I think it's about to do the thing where it goes straight up again across the whole market harbinging a new golden age for america

>>55281168
When you buy stocks and your portfolio is 5, 6, even 7 figs, you don't really own the company. You're such a small minority in pretty much every public company that you're really just floating along for the ride.
Your benefit depends entirely on the goodwill of the board and executives. There are few cases where this alignment truly exists, and many of those limited picks have already been repriced accordingly over time.

So the idea of long term ownership is pretty silly for most stocks. More interesting to step into the casino and trade positions actively.

>>55281867
at least until boomers get back in. most boomers I know are only in 10% or less. seeing this will be tempting for them to buy the top.

Let's see if the AI event will make AMD crash or go up. 35 minutes left amd sisters

>>55281867
Watch what happens when Trump is denied bail, and they set the trial date for after the election.

>>55280578
ASTS and ORGN soaring 2nd day in a row. Stupid TAfag btfo.

>>55281883
>Your benefit depends entirely on the goodwill of the board and executives.
retard take

>>55281887
Boomers by mutual funds and forget about them. At the wedding I was at my friends boomer dad was telling me to buy AI stocks, so I asked him if he was buying NVDA or some sort of leveraged ETF, and he was like "oh no no no that's way too risky" and listed off some wisdom tree fund. Immediately made me chuckle and imagine the boomer wojak.

>>55281890
Is it a tech stock? Then it'll go up. Don't overthink this.

>>55281843
My biggest expense is my property taxes. If I moved elsewhere I could knock that down by 75% per year for a house of the same size or bigger even. My neighborhood is a dead neighborhood even though its a new and expensive place. I'm out here by the cow pastures completely isolated and only leave my house for groceries. I drive like 1000 miles a year now. I still live like COVID lockdown because I hate everyone and everything now. I can't help but feel like all my "misfortune" is (them) punishing me for noticing and participating in wrongthink.

>>55281901
Your valued contribution is appreciated.

>sold all of my AI stocks and bought RIVN yesterday
feels good man

>>55281883
The trick is to purchase large amounts of securities in struggling industries. Then you use your influence to get the politicians to create policies beneficial to your industries. Then you sell your securities, and buy more struggling industries, repeat. While you're at it, you can pay off the district attornies to let the niggers out on the streets to fuck with everything for the lulz.

>DXY down
>Gold down
The fugg? I thought the two were inversely correlated? You guys smell that?

>>55280578
You guys are buying TGT right

>>55281945
Nope, they went full retard, and will suffer the consequences.

>>55281940
New currency is SPY. New safe haven asset is NVDA shares.

Don't.
Over.
Think.
It.

>>55281945
No, we know how this will play out. Media goons will call out target for bowing down to right wingers and Larry Fink will show up and force them to double down on raping children's butts or he'll shut them down for good. Wouldn't touch target stock with baggot's penis let alone mine.

>>55281934
Only certain individuals can pull off that type of strategy. Doesn't apply to anyone here who's sitting in 6 fig hell.

Whenever I think of misaligned executives, the top example that comes to mind is dryships. Still makes me laugh every time I think about whoever was slurping that shit to a 99.99% loss from an endless ATM dilution death spiral, only to watch it get privatized under them at half of NAV when the market finally started turning around.

SIGA pounding more ass today.

>>55281945

>>55281981
>>55281967
Americans have short attention spans. Tgt ath by next yr

anyone else getting UVXY for tomorrow?

PLUG power anyone?

>>55282001
Tell that to BUD. But yeah white women are still going to shop there so they aren't going to die, I'm just not willing to go long on them.

>>55282022
Wednesday pump inc

>>55281917
get over yourself. no one cares about you that much. just trade and be happy you don't live in india

>>55282034
>bud
You mean the beer company that isn't a necessity unlike shopping for groceries?

>>55282063
>What is WMT
>What is KR
>What is DG

So can I buy SOXS yet or do I need to wait for AMD to reveal their next flop

>>55282063
>groceries
who the fuck goes to tgt for groceries?

>>55282073
Alright nigger let politics ruin your profit margins. Go back to /pol/, we here in /biz/ have 0 morals if we can profit out of it

>>55281945
This entire thing reeks of being a false flag. I personally don't buy it at all. Feels like a coordinated attack to get some pity pumps and let whales manipulate

>>55282089
the people who frequent their grocery section. just because you shop elsewhere doesn't mean everyone does, you fucking street shitting indiot.

>>55280646
w

>>55282090
Ill buy your sister, $50, No more economic burden for you.

>>55282090
I don't give a fuck about trannies one way or the other, but you're completely retarded to think there's lock-in for grocery shopping.

>>55282063
Completely missed the point. Target is a department store not a grocery store. Yes they sell groceries, but nobody goes to target exclusively to grocery shop. Also like >>55282073 said, people now aren't just boycotting until a company changes their policies, they are just writing companies off completely. The people who boycotted bud light are NEVER buying their product again.

>>55282102
No need to be upset.

>>55282048
>no one cares about you that much
i know, you want some of my money? I'm just handing it out these days

>>55282110
>>55282111
>>55282112
You guys are agreeing with baggie. Have fun losing money

>>55282117
go back to /r/tranny

>>55282090
The first question I ask myself before investing in a corporation is, do they get more than 50% of their revenue from 13% of the population? Unless they're in the private prison industry, if they fail this test I'm out.

>>55282006
yeah I'm feeling this will shootup. When funds notice everyone turned mumu, they'll have to hedge, and that'll send uvxy up

>>55282112
>The people who boycotted bud light are NEVER buying their product again.
Just like Burgers vowed to never watch niggerball again.

There is nothing to buy. Everything is over bought.

>>55282112
Remember when nigger Floyd had everyone all up in their feelings. Funnily enough we all forgot about the riots and virtue signaling. The majority Americans are fucking low attention tards who will continue to consoom

Im glad bear market is over.

>>55282156
Nobody but a handful of rednecks vowed to never watch football again. Also watching football doesn't cost you anything extra since you're already paying for cable. You already payed for it rather you watch it or not. You have to go out of your way to buy bud light.
>you're agreeing with baggot
Well yeah baggot's pretty based and is unironically /ourjew/

>>55282156
Or buy Nike or Carhartt or every other company every other week it's something new to cry about

I told you guys to buy SOFI

>>55282204
>Baggot
>Based
>/ourjew/
I remember when /smg/ hated baggie

>>55282221
Baggot is a newfag filter. Everyone knows he's a greasy kike baggie nigger, but he filters the riff raff.

>>55282208
You never told me that.

>>55282176
You don't understand. Once you fuck with somebody's kids and try to turn them gay it's different. People have become desensitized to niggers chimping out after watching it happen year after year, generation after generation, but with the troons it's different. They don't reproduce, they recruit, and there will be serious push back. Avoid these woke corporations like you would avoid getting in the middle of a fucking chimp out.

>>55282221
still do

amd ai conference happening sisters

NVDA consolidating for another dank rally to 420. Don't miss it!

Can this fuckin market even stop pumping for 5 minutes?

>>55282267
Yeah not like the rioting and pro nigger Propaganda wasn't being spread to tour kids lmaooooo. Keep drinking the cool aid you useful idiot

>>55282269
Everybody who actually counts still likes me. You're just a poopy puppy, who doesn't know what /smg/ is actually all about. You should probably lurk more and stop being a faggot.

I love how the ENTIRE economy has done a 2x in the past 6 months, and the news/headlines are acting normal

RUNAWAY INFLATION WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG

The pumping will continue until the pumping continues

>>55282330
>implying the parent's are fighting back the woke shit.

>>55282337
>RUNAWAY INFLATION WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG
yea we know... it was that or fiscal responsibility and a corrupt Biden administration...

>>55282337
Oil is pricing in recession and keeps falling. Yet economy is strong. Cheap oil prevents inflation prints. Cpi is a joke

>>55282323

>>55282391
Actually going to long soon just for a hedge, fuck this stupid market.

>>55282391
Lol grinding all the time now crashes 2-3 points in 1 min. Classic.

>>55282384
>corrupt Biden administration
I'ma need a source on that. There's no evidence of any corruption. Joe Biden defeated covid, and saved the country from the pandemic. He's a G_d damn hero!

Buy TQQQ for maximum retardation

>>55282387
If you think oil is just the US economy you are really reading the markets wrong, china's massive economic bubble is poping and oil is on the chopping block for it

Why yes, I put all of my money into TQQQ.

>>55282425
>>55282391
even 5, lol

>>55282433
Dont count OPEC out yet, I dont think they have played all their cards yet.

STRAIGHT DOWN

>>55282366
>China stimulus
>CPI defeated means tailwind from plunging yields
>Fed pause inevitably followed by Fed cut
>Any inflation flareups get SPR'd
>Any persistent Inflation means number go up, continuously.
>Any bank failures get cleaned up by JPM
>Worst case, you can 0dte call ramp any red days

There is no bear case.

market is poomping. im bullish and been bullish for awhile

my stock im in seems to be doomping

Is it safe to buy soxl again?

>>55282451
>plunging yields
Somebody was spamming that they went up.
>Fed pause inevitably followed by Fed cut
No cuts til at least mid 2024.

5.5k S&P by EOY
There is no reason for it to go down
We have solved the economic problem and only retards think we’ll let it go down again

>>55282464
>>plunging yields
Which is more likely: that Yellen allows the 10 year to hit 4% or that Boomers get driven out of money markets into becoming bond baggies?

>>55282464
>No cuts til at least mid 2024.
Yeah, ok, Jerome, we totally believe you. You definitely have the balls to stay at 5% while inflation prints 4%, then 3%, then 2.5%.

>>55281407
Direct me tally Mon

>>55282445
literally the one ones doing any real cuts in OPEC are the Saudi. and it's not enough to offset decreased demand in china and increased production in non opec nations.

I don't like the Schwab app. I miss my TD Ameritrade app.

>>55282494
it won't be 2,5 in August, September, but 4+

Anyone hold VOO for their Roth?

>>55282426
Nevermind. I would like to strike this comment from the record. They just filed articles of peach mints.

>>55282523
Daring, aren't we?

i took some profits and am now less than 50% INTC. i'll post my full positions in the next thread.

why dont you fucking idiots ever bake a new thread?

>>55282591
last time i baked i got b&

>>55282591
what's wrong with this one?

>>55282267
I enjoy getting in the middle of chimpouts and instigating

>>55282591
The technology has been lost to the ages.

>>55280578
>>55280578
BAKED

>>55282494
>inflation prints 4%, then 3%, then 2.5%.
doesn't that mean it is still growing? Even after the fastest rate hike rate in history? I am not a doomer but it doesn't smell right.

>>55282591
We're only on page 5 retard

>>55282176
>we all forgot about the riots and virtue signaling
Wtf are you on about? Nobody forgot.

>>55282631
The price level is always growing, sure. But the Fed wants its rate of growth to slow. They don't want it to shrink.

That's called deflation and is one of the most antisemitic things possible.

>>55282647
What the fuck are you guys talking about? There haven't been any riots since that guy Trump got impeached.

>>55282631
Yes, btu they want it to grow. Because they say it would be good for the economy (some other anon said it here too): Deflation is actually bad (lower prices). Yeah, sure.

>>55282661
>>55282631
>>55282648
See? It's apparently antisemitic for prices to deflate. At least for consumers. Negative PPI is fine (China has that atm).

>>55282703
>>55282703
>>55282703

>>55282661
depends on what you mean by economy, higher inflation lets companies defecto depress wages and increase profits.

>>55282709
That's why it's good, right?

>>55282750
Good if your primary income is from stock dividends rather then wages. which is probably less then 1% of the country.

>>55280922

Fine 100 shares but if it flops I'm coming for you.

>>55282768
That's why it's good and antisemitic to wish for deflation.

>>55282451
>plunging yields
False. Yields are surging right now

remember?

>>55282993
Man, I was that triple 7 post

SPY at a 1 year high. Thank you President Biden!

/who up today/