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> cs degree from rice university
> today marks me 1000th application
> 4 internships
> unemployed for 1 yr since graduation

i just ate 15 melatonin gummies. goodnight anons. may we meet again in the next life if fate dictates

>> No.55276780
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55276780

>>55276772
checked

>> No.55276790

Low iq colleger who thought a piece of paper could get them a job

>> No.55276803

>>55276772
didnt happen unless your gpa was like 1.6 or something. people are desperate for CS degrees. there's a reason they get paid 350k/yr TC

>> No.55276860

its not about what you know but who you know

>> No.55277029

It's not about who you know but about sneed.

>> No.55277041

>>55276772
Did you check the "allow contact" box?

>> No.55277066

>>55276772
post anonymized resume and we'll help you out.
i had to apply for 500 jobs before i got my first one btw, cs degree too

>> No.55277077

>>55276772
>Cs degree
What is this?

Do a teaching degree you numpty.
Guaranteed government employment, with enough earnings to live your hobbies and invest.

>> No.55277120

>>55276772
>i just ate 15 melatonin gummies
You'll just wake up with a shriveled benis. It may be permanent.
Just say you're a woman and see where that gets you.

>> No.55277187

>>55276772
Companies don't post job listings unless they're desperate and tons of people apply to those anyway. Get to know people in the industry instead.

>> No.55277482

>>55276772
>just ate 15 melatonin gummies
How much is in each?
The most i take is 10mg but only like once per month.
Most of the time anyting between 3mg to 8mg

>> No.55277508

>>55276772
do I know you? what college?

>> No.55277535

>>55276772
say you're non-binary or black.

>> No.55277555

>>55277482
body will only absorb the amount it wants and the rest gets pissed out, I eat those things as candy (work at a grocer so have unlimited access)
>but don't you get sleepy
yeah very, but it's a fucking grocer so I don't exactly want to be awake. coffee helps
>speedballin gummies and caff

>> No.55277734

>>55277555
I don't know if you're trolling or an actual degenerate. Seek helpnakspr

>> No.55277777

>>55276803
>people are desperate for CS degrees
Only someone who doesn't have a CS degree would say that lmao

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>>55277777

>> No.55277783

>>55277777
Wasted
So fucking wasted
Wow. There is no life on this rotten board anymore

>> No.55277785

>>55276772
you have some very cringe shit on your CV or cringe shit on your FB profile.

thats all it boils down to when this happens.

>> No.55277792

>>55277780
And you helped to rot it frog

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>>55277777
wasted. kys

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>>55276772
only 1000th? why not 2000th? shower. haircut. rizz up. watch old alpha destiny videos bro.
wait... i misread. wrong thread.
Just network bro, get certs bro. just take any job, even walmart bro. just... just.... try harder bro...

>> No.55277815

>>55276772

>Rice University
>Can't find a job

......

>> No.55277840

>>55276772
impossible.
I graduated from a UC with a 3.0 gpa and 0 internships. even took 2 extra years to graduate my cs degree cause i failed classes.

5 applications, <3 months
>Local small company
>Said stupid shit during interview as it was my first one, let my autism talk too much

>Google interview
>final round messed up 2 of the panels , shit coding skills as i had no exp

>Other small local company
>Just didn't do well on interview it was a bad match

>Fortune 200 company
>ez interview ez joking with the engineers, hired next week, 100k TC SE1

Wtf are you doing wrong if you did 1000 apps with 4 internships from a better uni and got no offers?

>> No.55277844

>>55277840
>>55276772
Or this is a psyop / demoralization thread. fake and gay

>> No.55279986

>>55277840
Where r u applying?

> T. Woke up without a boner it’s truly over