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I just came up with an AMAZING business idea.

A huge portion of America is basically "Jesus Land".

Americans love church/Jesus.

And Americans love food.

So why not... COMBINE them!?

Think about it.

A church + restaurant, where biblebeaters can go in, sit down, and stuff their faces with burgers, fries, onion rings, BBQ ribs, etc, etc., all while receiving the good word with a sermon from the pastor.

It could even be like Medieval Times where you have actors reenact stories from the bible like the crucifixion of Christ and David vs. Goliath.

And you can have Christian and gospel bands perform.

Now, here's the kicker.

Because churches are tax exempt, you wouldn't have to pay any taxes!

What do you think?

>> No.55269453

>>55269441
Sounds like another form of Christian Rock

>> No.55269458
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55269458

translate this please

>> No.55269467

>>55269458

It says don't be an anti-Semite.

>> No.55269497

I don't think you can just do church + other random business and expect to not pay taxes

>> No.55269528

>>55269497

You can if you classify the food and drink you sell as part of the holy sacrament as the blood and flesh of Christ.

>> No.55269580

>>55269528
jesus burgers - both the bread and blood in a patty and bun.

>> No.55269807

>>55269441
it's called Chick Fil A, ya dummy.

>> No.55269832

>>55269441
Actual services would probably be going too far but a Christian-themed food joint that handed out christcuck verses like fortune cookie slips could do well

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>>55269441
Reminder that jews dont feel empathy

>> No.55269912

>>55269441
hey trip troon you already made a shit thread. here >>55267561
This is an anonymous image board, so kindly put suck on a barrel of a gun and pull the trigger trip fag.

>> No.55269952

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it aint virus
new pepe derivative with only 10 eth hardcap. Zuge opportunity

>> No.55270162

>>55269441
this but add cannabis. then you have living examples already spread out on prop 215 legal states in business for almost a decade now.

>> No.55271217

>>55269441
Can I get the source for the webm? What's her name?

>> No.55271245

>>55269441
>It could even be like Medieval Times where you have actors reenact stories from the bible like the crucifixion of Christ and David vs. Goliath
They already have something like this in Lancaster, PA: I think it's called Living Waters or something.
It's basically dinner theater with bible stories.
Right now they're doing a Moses show.

>> No.55271269

>>55269580
Catchy.

>> No.55271285

>>55269441
This unironically sounds like a good idea

>> No.55273032

>>55269441
yeah good idea 30 years ago but today you would instantly become the target of the LRGBTQPNIG+ and would be shut down for being a bigot

no thanks