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>>55267873
Hasn't this been a thing for awhile? I'd 100% do that if I wanted to move to America. Three years then get out with the GI BILL which will pay for your housing anywhere. Get the degree and your immediately ahead of most people on earth in terms of opportunities. Didn't read what you said OP

>>55267913
No i'm not zogboting you retarded mutt , it's just so i get the passport and i'll get the fuck out LMAO

>>55267925
>it's just so i get the passport and i'll get the fuck out LMAO
You don't get it up front Zoomer
>LMAO

>>55267913
that makes about as much sense as african bushmen loading in bows and arrows into a blackhawk helicopter

>>55267913
you sound like a very smart person

lmao just like Old rome

>>55267957
Yup

>>55267925
So you think you can get a US passport instantly, quit the military, and be fine? Lmaoooo

>>55268527
People serve their contract then still have problems kek

>>55267873
why not just cross the border via mexico fuck zogbotting

>>55268723
Good idea actually
>get citizenship
>punk the mutts by going to mexico

>>55267957
>>55268501
dont care, still doing it

>>55267913
If you had a green card, you could enlist. Most likely, this is just an expansion of that.

>>55268759
Good lil cuck

>>55267873
Getting US citizenship makes sense if you have a networth above 10m, and are prepared to spend big on accountants etc to keep that networth out of uncle sam's hands
If you need military service to get citizenship then you best be planning to rob a bank with your platoon

>>55267913
This is very true. People on 4chan will squeal about how you'll be a zogbot... how the fuck is it different from being a good-goy wage slave? The difference is that you get incredible benefits after 4 years. Join a branch like the chair force for max comfy obviously. I regret not joining instead of going to college. 4 years is nothing in the grand scheme of things, especially if you're 18 and get out at 22.

>>55267925
reatard read at least one article about how immigration works. job, military service, marriage, etc is just a legal reasons of immigration, you still need to live there for(depending on a country) 5+ years without living the country with monthly checks in with your registration officer

>>55270611
You're obviously just a bitter, demoralized polcel. People around the world would give their left nut to come to America, and will for the foreseeable future.

>>55270713
what is the soonest you can leave?

>>55267913
This has always been a thing. The military has granted naturalization to anyone who has served since 1862. I don’t know why ZOOOMER YORK POST is talking about this. I didn’t read the article nor did I go to the twitter thread because each time you do it gives them revenue. You dumb faggots need to stop clicking on links and generating ad spend for these Libfag companies

>>55267873
Very valuable, just go to South America or South-East Asia and flaunt your passport and you'll get a gf easily.

>>55270713
>Join a branch like the chair force for max comfy obviously.
True but its the army that's facing recruitment shortages so you'll be infantry if you're an immigrant doing this for the benefits. You'll get sent to Africa or the Middle East fighting Islamists and other terrorist groups.

Join the Porkchop Platoon and serve on the frontlines of Golden Corral with Captain Crunch here!

>>55267873
>Let's recruit foreigners with no ties to the native population to defend the native population, there's no way this could go tits up

>>55270794
2-3 years — the army still offers 2 year Active duty contracts for infantry jobs. You’re in training for at least 6 months of the contract so in a sense your contract is much shorter. Once your active duty contract is up, you can serve the rest of your time in the reserve or in the guard, which is 1 weekend a month + a few weeks in the summer (Annual Training). Like the other anon mentioned, it’s really not that bad of a deal if you’re 18 years old. If you’re not a fucking retard, you can bank a bunch of cash and walk away with your college fully paid for at age 20.

>>55270866
Yeah infantry is really the thing to avoid.

>>55270866
> US
> fighting islamists
he will be send to train them, or worst case to larp as one

>>55270928
defend?
you mean to fight armed burger lolbertarians in civil war
white lobs and trannies are not going themselves to deal with you

what's max age

>>55270866
>South-East Asia and flaunt your passport and you'll get a gf easily.
Could've worked 20 years ago. SEA is full of rich zoomers now and boomers get weird looks and get ignored all the time. A lot of times I've seen locals snag white girlfriends when going scuba diving with them. I know a guy in Bali who impregnated two white girls who were on vacation.

>>55270870
this is what a female soldier/cop should look like. you want some skinny ass hoe carrying a gun around? no you want some big butch bitch who looks like she could at least put the smack down on a smaller woman

>>55271137
>SEA is full of rich zoomers now and boomers get weird looks and get ignored all the time.
What are you on about? The women there literally hunt down Americans. You can be a fat slob and the chicks still go for you.

>>55271137
>SEA is full of rich zoomers now and boomers get weird looks and get ignored all the time.
What are you on about? The women there literally hunt down Americans. You can be a fat slob and the chicks still go for you.

>>55267925
why would you want the passport if you're not going to live/work there?

>ZOGBOT ZOGBOT ZOGBOT
>Apparently sweeping leaves, setting up tents, and staring blankly into space on "watch" for 4 years advanced DA JOOS goals

>>55267873
We really are going full late Roman Empire huh?

>>55267873
There was a wargames study that came out recently where it said USAF is in dire need of skilled pilots. They still have the equipment and experience edge over China but no US pilot is willing to die for Taiwan.
Maybe these kids will get sent off to SCS in a few years.

>>55271403
>I'm anon and I think it's perfect reasonable to expect that the posters on this board have even the slightest grasp on reality

>>55267873
Okay in small amounts.
Please don’t pull anymore Roman Empire mistakes it’s killing me

>>55267873
>>55267925
You don't even need US citizenship do basically anything a US citizen can do so why bother.
>can i get a hot gf by being american
No, only by being rich

>>55267873
Roam

>>55271481

>pilots

A meme. Hasn't been a single dogfight fatality in like 50 years. The modern world is about drones and ICBMs. Fighter pilots were necessary to protect bomber planes, which are now defunct.

>>55272253
P-51 pilots finna come back flying massive 200km EMP emitters taking down entire enemy airforces.

>>55267873
If they're legal why would they want citizenship?

>>55267913
>>55267873
This has happened before, but many "green card soldiers" from iraq or so had lengthy legal battles ahead of them or got deported outright.
Plus keep in mind that you're not eligible for most security clearances, so you're gonna be an enlisted grunt 99% of the time.

>>55267873
If you already have a green card why the fuck would you join the army? Useless

>>55268769
imagine the smell

Why would you want to legally emigrate to USA when they are so many better options? If you legally emigrate to most commonwealth nations you immediately have free healthcare, gibs, discounted housing, scholarships, a team of hitmen around you trying to lynch anyone who won't be your friend, and you don't even have to serve in the military. USA is probably a good country for poors to illegally emigrate to but it's a shit country for poors to legally emigrate to.