/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55263516
SHORT

my puts...

This edition is so boring I felt physically sleepy

>>55263583
cursed image

Nasdaq up 5% eow

cOOL IT WITH THE ANTISEMITIC REMARKS?!

if you ever dont feel motivated or just want a hard taste of reality, play with a retirement planning calculator. you would be surprised how utterly little money you would have if you save X money from your paycheck and earn X percentage year after year. then you think to yourself "no way in hell am i gonna set aside that much money from my paycheck to make up for it"

finally it hits you like a truck. you know how much you gotta set aside to have a million dollars by 65? and this is after DECADES of working. and suppose you retire on time... this just means due to advances in medical technology, you would burn your money living to like 80-90s. Not to mention inflation by then. Maybe it will cost half a million dollars to buy a loaf of bread, and the other half million for rope and a stool

a house? family? kids? just do the math. or don't. ignorance is bliss. at what point would it be morally more responsible to not know how screwed you are just so you keep going because these numbers just tell you are fucked by the system for decades and you should be excited to retire

How the fuck do I even use options profit calculator?

Is this a decent COIN trade ya think?

>>55263643
>buys Dividend stocks and gets free money
nothing personnel kid

i have an incredibly high iq new strategy that i started implementing friday and am continuing tomorrow. you are too dumb to realize how megasmart it is so i'm not going to tell it. i am like a man looking down at a roach motel that is fully occupied and you are like the roaches. maybe if you come with a humble approach on your knees with your nose to the ground i will tell it to you, but maybe not even then because of the whole pearls before swine thing! i would say that i can't believe none of you retards came up with this system before me, but that is the most naturally sensible result of the
ABSOLUTE STATE
!!!
i am not being arrogant and am not belittling you, i am just very humbly yet matter of factly stating the
ABSOLUTE STATE
!!!
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PRO TIP
remember where the HOLY BIBLE says that the mountains will be made low and the valleys will be brought high.
and also
remember
THA ALAMO
jk
maybe
niggers
faggots
jews
ywnbaw
Verification not required.

>>55263649
What are you trying to accomplish? Are you net profit and just trying to hedge the downside? You can just do a call debit spread.

>>55263687
I am short Coinbase, but because of the high short interest, I want to close my short and short via options, and profit off the elevated vol.

>>55263718
Either do a put debit spread or a call credit spread depending on how the chart looks and when you would like to exit.

almost
>futures
time

>>55263516
Going long on spy, qqq and tlt tomorrow. They are gonna pop hard after pause announced. Do likewise and get rich

>>55263773
this seems like exactly the kind of thinking that a trap (traps are gay) would set up

>futures

Yarsk?

https://youtu.be/LR5YoizLNbA
>I always believed in futures
>I hope for better in November
>I try the same losing lucky numbers
>It could be a cold night for a lifetime

>>55263516
Market will dump Monday and Tuesday, then it will rally on the Fed talk. Check Em

>There are still "people" who are bearish
Guess we're going to 5000 faster than I thought, you retarded bobos literally had a recession last year with a massive 25% crash and you think another one is coming. You'll have to wait till 2030 for the next recession.

>>55263830
holy fuck this is surprisingly pretty kick ass

>>55263862
the recovery from last year is unnaturally fast, steep, and unsustainable.

>>55263814
thank goodness he didn't break that mirror

>>55263862
>massive 25% crash
What's with the gaslighting? When the crash almost happened and the fed stepped in it was happening it was called a correction. When the recession was happening the definition was changed so it wasn't happening. Bobo isn't wrong you're just changing the rules constantly.

OP trades at the New York COCK Exchange! LMAO

>>55263862
i wasn't bearish at the bottom but I am now

>>55263865
For a band named JEW they are pretty good kek. Their radio hits became white noise to me but Ive enjoyed going through their discography

>>55263885
Also based on the bullishness of a few megacaps.

>>55263955
the bull market for the rest of the companies will start now.

>>55263933
CHECKED
>>55263955
yes, largely, but a lot of the rest is afflicted to much lesser degrees, yet afflicted nonetheless. now is the time to seek out the truly neglected.

Do you prefer to buy after the stock goes down or after it goes up?

>>55263862
Yields don't lie. The entire economy is a ticking timebomb. Cope.

>>55264131
naive answer is to buy when it goes down but if you do that you might end up in a BOIL situation where the dip neverendingly dips. better to wait for a clearer uptrend before buying.

>futures

Bitcoin commodity status, big green volume uptick in last hr before Friday close, Monday Bitcoin miner options??? Or is that a doodoo idea

Give it to me straight anons, how fucked are we next week?

>>55263193
>>55263260
thanks for the advice anons, still dont get it but i will have to do some research

>>55264223
ITS GOING TO MAKE BLACK TUESDAY LOOK LIKE AN UPSTANDING WHITE MAN WITH A WIFE AND TWO KIDS LIVING IN A WHITE PICKET FENCE WITH HIS MORTGAGE ALL PAID OFF AND A WELL PAYING JOB

>>55264238
out of curiosity, did you smoke 11 metric tons of marijuana in your youth?

>>55263531
fpbp

Looks like BOIL is getting a subtraction of nearly 5% in tha mornin

amds ai and data center conference on the 13th will make the stock go up or down, screencap this

>Futures

>>55263516
alright smg. heres the playbook for this week:

> CPI above expectations
> 0.25% rape hike confirmed
> jobless claims below expectations

any questions?

>>55264277
never took drugs and i only drank alcohol like 4 times in different occassions throughout the years

>>55264238
If you find it all very overwhelming and hard,.maybe go to a good financial advisor instead of risking your wealth

7 points in 30 mins, fuckin bulls.

>>55264398
0.25% is hardly a rape hike. Where is Jerome's balls?

>>55264131
My entries are usually when it drops and then crabs, volume on sell side recedes. Those are the best ones. Buy signal can also come on big green and whether those trades are successful or not is a coin flip. I had to break myself of the assumption that big green means it's just going to retrace half of that right away. That's not necessarily the case.

>>55264419
He wants higher for long. If he goes too fast it's just going to break stuff and they won't be able to keep the rates up.

>>55264400
>i only drank alcohol like 4 times

Either investing.com is glitching out or WTI is undergoing some incredible pinning to 70 right now.

>>55264398
With only a couple days until the meeting, the Fed people haven't clearly signaled a rate hike. It doesn't feel like it's going to happen.

>>55263907
Nice attempt to gaslight, bobo is the one constantly changing definitions and rules.
>>55263885
AI is revolutionary, the bullrun is just getting started.
>>55263937
Being bearish EVER means you're an idiot betting against the US economy.
>>55264142
Biden is based and unironically delivered the soft landing, yields are wrong this time as we have the most important invention since electricity (AI).

>>55264475
You gotta surprise 'em to set an example. it's called maintaining credibility. this amateur mistake is why JPOW is fed chair and not you.

>>55264485
>Biden is based and unironically delivered the soft landing,
*kicked the can down the road to screw younger generations one last time

>>55264497
Unironically the greatest president in US history once he pulls off this economic recovery, he inherited a disaster of an economy caused by Trump's money printing. I know lots of you schizo bobos are /pol/ tourists that hate Biden, but if you look at it objectively, he's at least a top 5 president.

>>55264495
I turned down the job so I could spend more time with my family. (It's weird, my son is completely unlike me and we never really connected.)

>>55264485
>is
*will be

>>55264495
>J-rome comes out and drops a 1000 piece hike while smoking a cigar
>Apparently he shaved his head over the weekend, too

>>55264463
https://tradingeconomics.com/

>>55264364
changed to plus nearly TREE POCENT

"final" leg up to SPX ~4425pts

>>55264463
okay, we are going lower.
Gonna need more of those saudi lollis.

>>55264507
>>55264485
kek

>>55264507
Oh shit I didn't see your trip at first. You are a redditor and a troll. Should have just filtered you

>>55264579
>redditor
Yes, BTFOing bearish retards here and there.
>troll
No, you can't keep coping and pretending every bull is a shill or troll but it only makes you a schizo.

>>55264432
Yeah, there are those times when the price jumps up to a crazy level. And then over the next few weeks it goes even crazier. That's the recent Nvidia pattern.

do you guys think SOXL is going to hit $30 this summer?

>>55264584
I'm not even bearish, but anyone who willingly visits reddit for any reason is a certified homo

>>55264507
Biden has done literally nothing to help the economy, as the executive he simply does not have any relevant power to do so. Powell unironically can take more credit for this "recovery" (switch from deflation to wage price spiral) and even that is because he turned on the printers for Congress to airdrop free money to every man woman and child in the USA.

That said. Biden is still based for his foreign policy of doing nothing while our enemies fuck themselves over. Cold war strategy is like riding a bicycle you don't forget it once you learn.

>>55264540
now we're talkin'

>>55264596
It will probably hit it this week from Core Inflation being under 5 percent and fed pause. Possibly higher since I have a feeling shorts above 25 didn't close.

VIX futures market maker paypigs tongue my anus

>>55264560
my belief as well. it has to go past 430 or the bobos will never close their shorts.

>>55263681
so what's the strategy bro

okay so everyone here knows about female brokers. but does anyone know anything about female market makers?

i'm going to the bay area in a few days what should i know before i go

>>55264131
>Do you prefer to buy after the stock goes down or after it goes up?
wrong question. Buy when volatility is low

Please tell me at least just one of you /bizlets/ is in MONI. Yall about to miss something special.

https://twitter.com/BordersLLC/with_replies

t. Penny Jesus

>>55264642
you have my attention

>>55264659
That makes sense. Spreads are narrower when volatility is low. Are there other reasons?

>>55264695

>>55264695
you telling me this shit is going to pay off lol

>>55264695
legit thought this was a crypto scam

>>55264702
>Are there other reasons?
low volatility is a more reliable predictor of line go up than either line already up or line already down. Put some work in and backtest volatility percentile rank and Shid&Piss performance over the next 30/60/90 days to find the answer you seek. When you find the right percentile you will transcend

I actually kind of miss the penny jesus bot posts

redpill me on MONI

>>55263583
Why is a nigger there

>>55264725
Thanks, anon, that's interesting.

>>55264644
Pick up chocolate treats on the sidewalks and engage in conversation with all the cool people in tents

>>55264705
>>55264707
>>55264713

Completely new company and management coming into MONI and it's big. The biggest runs in the history of the OTC come from scenarios just like this one. Trust me frens, it's important to me that you all do well in life, even though some of you are complete aholes sometimes. You wanna make it this summer? Put your faith in MONI and you will. You have to admit I've been putting in an effort to help you fools. Just let me and you'll thank yourself for it later.

>>55264707
Yes hold em

>>55264641
there's more to it than this, but a simple introductory nutshell is this:
using HOOD, i bought 133 STOOKS, at $1 each. all of them are pretty good looking in some way or aspect, and the bulks are long, well established names, the biggest. quiet a substantial number, however, are a bit more obscure, heavy on energy and industry, and there are many smaller caps of various kinds. the whole thing is overall very well blended across sectors and caps.

each day, throughout the day, LIKE THA CARWRIGHTS RIDING AND CHECKING THA PONDAROSA RANCH, i'll scroll through all the list monitoring to see if any of them seem to be positioned for either further injections, or trimmings. the overall and immediate picture and circumstances of each one will be used to determine how much. some relatively rando stook might just get another dollar, 3, 5, maybe 10, but certain particular ones will weigh a lot heavier.

one could say it's essentially just paying $1 each to put promising stooks into a watchlist that's curated with actual funding as seems to be indicated, and all will have dividend reinvestments to grow the equities that way as well.

one example i will give is say there is a long established name that has a long term tendency to crab certain ranges. well, every time it gets around support levels, i'll shoot some more into it, as long as it is long term proving the behavior, so it will continue to somewhat assuredly grow whatever is injected into it, regardless of it being a "boring name" and not some hot shot growth stook, which i also have plenty enough of as well, including some more recent "innoovatoors". the bulk of my cash will remain gathering the 4.65% from HOOD in between BOIL swings.

>>55264829
i already have more than 70 selected to add tomorrow, btw. this, to me, is making the absolute most of the HOOD fractional share capabilities, and in fact finding something of a new paradigm within it, for small accounts in particular.

>>55263516
Seems like we're going to pump tomorrow. Although the RSI and MACD suggest we're going to dump in the short term. Going to buy puts on META in the morning of near closing bell. What are you plays for tomorrow?

>futures

The market has been pumping because it assumed the FED will pause in June after the memeing it took from the sloppadoppa. But because they came to a 2 year cuck deal so the democrats can satanically rape america with their uncut judaic BBC, the FED will hike and Jpow will tell the whitoid plebs to just deal with it.

The market is about to dumpo.

Also oil is going to 60 and natgas is going to 1.90.

>>55263667
>And then your dividend paying stock goes bancrupt
nothing personnel kid

>>55264829
>>55264847
oh, also, since it starts out with such a small amount on each, it's no big deal at all for them to drop down from initial buy in levels. this method should help for perhaps somewhat slowing *finding* the appropriate levels for the larger injections, or even revealing one that should be an outright rejection. i'll add also that some of them are what should be strong companies who took fairly major recent hits but which should prove to recover from long term, for example DG.

>>55264875
Did he survive?

>>55264924
yeah he's fine bro don't you worry. literally walked away. shit was crazy

>>55264924
yeah they re-attached his head

>>55264931
kek

>turkey and azerbaijan announce they're dumping more natgas into europe, reducing the price
>futures gap up
Kek. It's literally just bots reacting to any news.

>>55264924
he is fine. video stop too soon but he walk away once train stop

>>55264924
Yes and the train got him to work on time too.

>>55264829
>>55264847
Here's a forum post from a guy who does something similar with options and claims to make 5-6 figures a day. Check it out: https://www.elitetrader.com/et/threads/trading-as-an-art-form.360259/

>>55264950
Isnt azerbaijan just redirected russian gas
Pretty sure thats the case
Funny

>>55264966
Russia will dump this market to zero.

Ironically, and oddly, this will also prevent economic collapse in the West. Almost like they worked out some kind of deal.

>>55264829
So at random times you just throw money at one stock or the other hoping it will go up? How is this helpful at all?

>>55264965
that is an interesting looking fellow/approach, though i am only capable of a very small understanding of options. he's heavy on MSFT and it brings to mind that i somewhat elaborated injections while only mentioning trimmings. say you have a stook like MSFT presently, which is tickling around ATHs. well, if i get gains on that, but my sentiment (ultimately rightly or wrongly, can't tell the future) is that it's more overall likely to hit a pullback soon/ish, then i'll go ahead and trim the gains out of it and have that either sitting with my cash gaining 4.65, or reallocated into something that seems to be ready for injections.

>>55265022
that is not anywhere even near to close to approaching the outskirts of the borderlands of what i have described.

> futures

>>55264965
I’ll never be able to do that. I’m way too busy to sit at a desk for 7 hours. Wish I could though!

my trading strategy? low pe ratio, strong and consistent dividend payout history. no shorting, no options, none of that fancy schmancy bells and whistle nonsense. stocks, i'm only talking about stocks, common stocks, shareholders equity. i'm investing for the long haul here, not out to make a quick buck and lose it just as fast. anyway where was i. The only companies i work with must be all-american, have real products that real people use, hands on, its gotta be something you can hold and it's gotta deliver real value to the common man. and most important son, and this is the hardest part of this whole system: get a printout of the names of their board of directors. the less you see certain names the better.

i'm telling you straight because you aint gonna believe me when i say this is a cut and dry, bona fide rock solid way

>>55265079
well that used to be me, but a health issue out of nowhere changed that to essentially being no choice. i do go out and walk the trail out back every day some though, and do some tai chi here and there.

>>55265086
>get a printout of the names of their board of directors. the less you see certain names the better

please sir just a little dip
i promise ill be a good boy and slurp it

>>55263814
>crossfit

something very important about the method expressed above, with a $1 buy in, there's essentially zero concern about timing. some of them might be at or near the tops of their cycles, others in the middle, and others at the bottom, but that $1 will still show you variations in percentages there in your list, so you can easily monitor all and each of them right there and watch for the better times for more full buy ins. if you see a stook that has a good long term look to it, but is probably not at the best or even a good buy in time (like MSFT, etc.) then just sticking the $1 on it will let you see right there in your list when it hits any pullbacks by percentage. you might have in your mind a certain degree of pullback that you're expecting, and can inject accordingly as it reaches it, but perhaps even inject small amounts into *any* pullbacks. you might throw another dollar, 3, 10, 20 at a half a percent of red, but wait on say 2% before hitting it with $100 or even much more, depending on your personal analysis and sentiment. BUT, the $1 starting point gets you in right now with no need to feel at risk on something that's already riding perhaps a bit or even a lot too high. heck, you even get to just sample a whole lotta goods like this too. i even have the E, W, and Central nip railways in there, and a few others from Japan and also China. FOOKEET.

>>55263814

>>55265137
Indeed

>>55265095
Sorry to hear that, anon. Mr.Edwards and Mary came in to some misfortune as well but made the best of it. I hope you make it.

>bobo's face when melt up continues all summer long

>>55265268
i figure out the best i can do with whatever cards i have. can't control what waves come my way, but can do my best to surf 'em!

Oil bros.........

>>55265330
it's been crabbing 70 but definitely starting to edge lower, while natgas has edged higher.

>>55263147
>i have 37k in the bank and i lent 50k to a family member
>i lent 50k to a family member
You fucked up big time anon. Your first priority should be getting that 50k back.

>>55265352
oh shit, from edging to sliding

I'm reading this article: https://www.jofreeman.com/joreen/tyranny.htm
Who are the elites in /smg/?

>>55263643
I have a million dollars at 25, but I still feel poor. A million dollars is literally nothing.

I'm a bong bro (million in USD though)

>>55265369
the janitor clearly

>>55265369
all of the regulars here are elite to me. each one brings an essential flavor but none are tyrannical rulers unless they are also faggot fucking jannies. in another sense, that one anon who knows his natgas is something of an elite to me, because i wish i held his knowledge. there are others here whom hold knowledge i wish i held as well, and i admire them all very much, but they are not in any sense "rulers" here, other than the fact that they fucking rule at whatever their specialty happens to be. women's liberation was the work of satan.

>>55265427
>women's liberation was the work of satan.
The article is specifically describing women's liberation groups, but the insights apply to any group really

>>55265437
well yeah

im buying MONI that random twitter guy said that there will be a buyout. he claims he was never wrong.

>>55265409
That’s funny. A million is all I need because I already have everything else. Strange how life works out.

>>55265473
I live with parents still, not going to rent (rather give some money to parents, keep it in the family obviously)

Need to buy a house & thus you can see the problem! Amazing that I can earn 45-55k USD a month & still feel poor.

>futures

>>55265462
That is quite the shitcoin, anon. Good luck with that.

>>55265490
im gonna make it

>>55265487
Wow that's incredible, there are two 25 year old millionaires who live at home with their parents in /smg/ right now. I thought I was alone.

Anyone here build schizo spreadsheets to better understand inflation rates and COGS of companies that could be dragging them down? Fun fact, the apple iwatch standard version didn't really go up in price much but the stainless steel version has gone up. I have doubts apple can make the vision pro drop in price like the computer did from the 1990s to the mid 2000s when you consider the changes in oil production and collapsing commodities mining industry since around the time the dow jones underperformed the nasdaq a few years after 9/11. Unless apple has some top priority rights to the global supply chain or willing to deploy their capital to engage in covert warfare using their own private military contractors against other companies in the way of their supply chain I don't see how apple can replicate the success of the ipod or iphone as the century goes on and the global economy decays. I'd rather buy into a pure software company or some emerging industry company that can leverage a SAAS business model to drive growth multiples.

>>55265502
We are a rare breed SMG Anon. I got from 0 to million from 15-25 running my own business online.

I read SMG mainly out of interest, portfilio is mostly boomer indexs ect, tax-sheltered/safe shit. No time for trading really.

>>55264398
No hike will happen. Gold rallys, stocks sell off, dollar tanks.

>>55264398
You have to be on meth if you think this is happening

>>55265502
>>55265535
kick ass, blessed

>>55263718
Do you know why COIN has 20% short interest? Is there any reason to be bearish beyond regulatory pressure?

>>55263862
>>55264485
>>55264507
>>55264584
Hey, can you just shut the fuck up already for being a colossal fucking retard? All of /smg/ says thanks.

>>55265527
i had a friend who murder suicided a few years ago. he was an airborne ranger in the late 70s and early 80s. when he got out, literally the day he was cashing his last check from the military at the bank, he was approached by a man with a job offer. that man handed him a coca cola business card. he took the job and it wound up being a private force lethally defending sugar cane fields from the people the land had been taken from. he single handedly killed many people for coke's sugar. it was right after that when coke moved from sugar to HFC. i have never seen any of this anywhere, just straight from his mouth, and he showed me his cigar box of photos from then. the last time i saw him was 2004 and he had a battle suit in his closet with wax dipped matches sewn into the sleeves, and a cyanide capsule sewn into the collar. he said he could put on just that suit when SHTF and have everything he needs, but the supply bag beside it would have been helpful too. anyway, that what you said about AAPL made me think of that, and there's no telling what all of that kind of thing has actually happened, and is actually happening, and we do not hear about it.

OOOOOOOH
NOOOOOOO
muh XOM
fuckin shit

>>55263516
Quick anons I need sad Jpow pictures

>>55265608
there is always the chance of a morning reversal

>>55265609
i have jpow riding a bear thats the best i can do

I saw a squirrel on Friday, standing on the top of a power pole, his little feet atop of the wood post. His little arms over the top wire. I thought it was cute, him looking around. Until I noticed the flies on him. Usually it's pretty dry around here, but we've been getting a lot more rain than usual lately. Must have been just enough conductivity, standing on that wet wood post, when he grabbed that top wire. Poor bastard. Anyone got the Pic of a mouse in a breaker box?

>>55265614
i sure hope so, not only for my sake but my son's. he's in a stocks program and had one last opportunity to buy on their dime and keep any gains, and i selected XOM for him. he has $5000 worth.

>>55265633
when i was a kid there was a loud explosion sound outside. i ran out there and the transformer on the power pole was smoking, and there was a dead squirrel on the ground under it. they said it happens enough that it's not a big surprise. all he had to do was use a pole to slide a breaker latch back into place.

>>55265595
>All of /smg/ says thanks.
Considering the majority of you are retarded bobos, I'm honored that you think I'm retarded.

why are silver and crude falling off a cliff? Whats the news?

boobies
>verification not required

>>55265599
Thats spooky anon. Really makes you think what shit apple is capable of. They are top of big tech in marketcap their access to so much capital is pretty scary to think the kind of shit they could fund. I mean disney stock shits the bed over florida politics meanwhile apple stock doesn't get hit much compared to rest of FAGMAN in tech meltdown 2022 and with one tech conference they can have some other megacap like disney praise them as savior for their problems. Coca cola and nestle would be other companies that are apple tier powerful if you ask me.

>>55265758
natgas is just letting them know that they are gay compared to it.

>>55265758
Jim Brandon single handedly built the greatest economy of all time. strong dollar = cheap oil and silver.

「test」

>>55265766
well, considering AAPL has no issue using essentially slave labor, and even installs nets to catch the suicides, they will do what needs doing to maintain, it seems. there's probably more than meets the eye to them too. we all pretty much know the blatancies of GOOG surveillance and such, but AAPL has a far more innocent rep to the general public. the worst many think of them is that they are just overly expensive.

>>55263739
put debit would capitalize off volatility

>>55265766
oh, as for Nestle, i saw a doc on them at a film festival many years ago. it went various places around the world where they had paid off municipalities for water rights and depleted the tables.

Im editing my brokerage app right now so it's more aesthetically pleasing. My philosophy is that if I can have the best looking setup I will always win

>>55265857
every little bit counts bro

what if you went to confession but the padre was jpow and he told you to give him 5 whoa black betties

>>55265901

>>55265901
What if jpow touched me

Oil.

>>55265929
Sounds bullish for the market

>>55265941
He touched me with the rape hike stick

>reddit is blacked out
Well I guess I'm hanging out with you guys for the next few days
You guys bought SOFI right?

>>55265758
Commodities collapse during a recession/depression.

>>55265750
Pic related.

>>55265972
tell your reddit buddies we are short squozzling MONI

>>55265857
I have 2 main conclusions, rate them
>light setup
>dark setup
will post what they look like

>>55266006
Light Setup

>>55266013
Dark Setup

REIT bros I feel sick...

>>55266037
Have you tried to restart your commercial properties?

natgas keepin' on keepin' on

>>55266064
NATGAS IS SO LOW OMG REDDIT ITS GONNA MOON

>>55266013
>>55266024
That you Tom?

>>55266080
kek no, that's why my account net worth is censored
>t. Poorfag

>>55266024
I prefer the contrast in this picture. I feel like I could gain situational awareness during a fast moving market more quickly

>>55266096
Yeah, im pretty much chilling with the dark setup right now.

>>55266085
Ok Tom. Where we heading this week? I think Jerome has no balls and is gonna pause to pump the markets for the dying boomers.

>>55266107
anons were claiming a while back that SOXLshill was Tom Sosnoff

>>55266073
your angle is absolutely reddit. it doesn't need to "moon", all it needs to do is provide a steady supply of swings with a reasonably reliable upward trend, no matter how slight that trend is.

>>55266107
Depends, we have to see what Shecklestein does Monday and Tuesday.
If we dump early week I can almost guarantee that the Fed will be bullish.
If we rally early week im pretty confident in a dump.
The worst case scenario is a flat Monday and tuesday, because I would be stumped then

>>55266006
twnbdmh (they will never be dark mode HOOD)

>>55266130
I need some legitimate vol this week. I have bills to pay. I don't even care which direction. I just need more than a $0.50 trading range on SPY. I do stupid shit to force wins when the market doesn't move. I hate it

>>55266158
You should have definitely capitalized on some iron condors. Ive been running them since may.
>I need some legitimate vol this week
With the SPY at overbought RSI and the VIX making lows, I can be pretty confident in a dump coming soon, whether pre-Fed or Fed induced.

Maybe you should look at shorting options on slower weeks desu

>>55266112
I would not be surprised if it were true.
Sosnoff referenced the protocols on air before.
Even Batista made fun of Sosnoff playing golf with a buddy of his with a "two girls, one cup" joke.

>>55266188
I had a good week last week scalping long 0 dtes, but it was risky because of not much movement and not much volume which can heem me if I'm not careful, and I'm not always careful. I sold a 3 lot covered short strangle on the weekly Fri expiration that I got to keep all the premium on. Few cash secured puts in my IRA I got to keep the premium on. I'm going to try a different strategy with options soon but not this week. This week should be good for my 0 dte plays. At least I'm hoping it is.

>>55263516
I just found out that the instagram algorithm likes Jerome Powell for some reason. How can I profit off of this?

>>55266240
>This week should be good for my 0 dte plays
This is the problem, 0dte plays. You will never make consistent money long term trading like that. Why not wait until you have identified places where the market can NOT go and sell at those levels

>>55266236
>Sosnoff referenced the protocols on air before
Did he actually mention the protocols? Because I schized out here once and claimed that he was reciting them. But that was a while ago. That was during the midterm elections, he was saying the people would grow weary with incompetence of our elected leaders, which is right out of the protocols, but you wouldn't know that unless you read them. Did he actually mention the protocols on his show? Because if he did then he's browsing here and is reading my schizo posts and he's got the capital to move markets

>>55266236
kek, did he really?! Do you have a link to that. Ive always liked Sosnoff but didn't realize he was one of /ourguys/

>>55266266
>identified places where the market can NOT go and sell at those levels
Oh you mean like when I applied the rule of 16 to NVDA IV before earnings and sold a call credit spread saying "surely it won't reach new ATHs on this one earnings release". There is NO place that the market can't go. Been there. Done that. I'd rather just pick a direction every day and stop throwing money at a position once it goes OTM and if it stays there I exit. It's all the same thing. I may start buying longer dated ITM calls and then sell shorted dated OTM calls against them, or short the stock directly short term. Idk gotta think about it. If I had any balls I coulda woulda shoulda made $25k+ on my 150 lot of 433 puts on Friday. But you guys know I stare at the chart instead of walking away and letting the market do its thing. I think I gotta become more used to the possibility of losing $10k and then I can start actually making some money

>>55266297
>I applied the rule of 16 to NVDA IV
I personally don't trade individual stocks. I only trade SPY, SPX, and occasionally Eminis. Individual stocks will boner you but entire indexes are much slower.
For instance, when my trades go against me, I have time to roll/close without much damage. If I ran shit on TSLA, AAPL,or any other popular stocks, I could risk loosing the whole trade on some bullcrap news

refute this without sounding mad

Tomorrow premarket is the first day of the rest of my life.

>>55266283
>Sosnoff but didn't realize he was one of /ourguys/
He's not

>>55266318
Is he a kike?
>I denounce the Talmud

>>55266318
Who is this taxi driver though and why is my RD blasting in his taxi?

>>55266315
You've never really drank until you've traded options

>>55266307
>I personally don't trade individual stocks
Me either, I broke one of my own rules to do that. I just play with SPY because the liquidity is always there, which sort of keeps things honest-ish. More honest at least.

Can we talk about Wheel Up for a second? The chart looks like death, the company is clearly on a path to bankruptcy, why aren’t puts an easy layup?

>>55266334
I'm out of wild turkey, bought a handle 2 weeks ago, need jpow to pause so I can buy another

>>55266345
Modelo Negro is my choice for a negative day, with a little whisky if it was particularly bad

>>55266327
I won't use that word, I'll say he's a trusted brethren of the learned elders. Tells the blind mob what to think. Guides their thoughts. He guides the thoughts of many small time "traders" with 4 figure accounts. That's his role. He helped create this system in the 80s. Now he guides public thought. Although idk I stopped watching a long time ago.

>>55266350
oh I drink on both green and red days, usually just a double or two.

>>55266360
damn, we need more fren representation in trading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ1ThfkpVns

>>55266350
I just sit and stew in the sobriety either way. It's the way she goes. Sometimes she goes sometimes she doesn't. Last week she went. The week before that she didn't go. What are ya gonna do? Poison yourself to forget about it? Na not me. Couldn't be me

>>55266269
>>55266283
vid no longer available sadly

>>55266378
teach me your mental powers sensei

>>55266315
Premarkets lasts only a few hours, not a full day. You're getting robbed. Who's your time guy? I can get you at least 20 hours.

>>55266378
I can go without and did for months while I was digging myself out of my 90 percent loss hole, but won't not go without if I don't have to.

>>55266386
*but won't go without
christ

>>55266375
>Frens
>Trading
It's kind of an oxymoron. The end of the day the broker is getting $0.65 to open and close a contract no matter what. That's why I don't worry about being up or down. I'm still in the game and that's all that counts.

>>55266380
That was my post! Good to know it's all being tracked. That makes me happy

>>55266380
>>55266413
Just checked, they actually scrubbed it from Tastylive, tried researching it and found nothing. Really odd that they scrubbed that livestream tho...

>>55266382
All those millions and you haven't figured it out yet Tom?

>>55266426
would you be sober if you could afford the "good" stuff?

>>55263516
I can now trade apple 24/7 on robinhood. Still not touching that shit tho lel

>>55266310
GDP is just one metric for the economy, and just like any other tool, should be used with several layers of analysis to find the prevailing trend.

>>55266434
desu you don't need to be rich to afford the good stuff because Wild Turkey 101 mogs shit 4x its price

>>55266413
>That was my post!
Which was unironically a reply to one of mine.
>>55266420
This was probably on the "old" tastytrade YT channel, which was scrubbed off the "TV content" when they rebranded tastyworks to tastytrade and are now doing TV under tastylive.

>>55266386
>while I was digging myself out of my 90 percent loss hole
How'd you dig yourself out of that? I was pretty upset with myself for losing 1% on a bad play and them immediately losing another 4% on a revenge play. Thought I was beyond that crap. But I had to remind myself of all the changes my brain has gone through getting off all the substances in order to become the zen trader I am capable of being. Not about to give up all that spiritual work to forget about my problems for a few hours that will still exist once I sober up. It's just money, it forced me to sit down and make daily profit goals. I'm hoping that setting written goals will help me be less aggressive with some of my trades, especially on low volume days. A 100 or 200 lot of 0 dtes on SPY can do things to SPY on a low volume day. Even if (they) say it has no affect. I know it does. I've seen the underlying go exactly to where it needs to go just to come take my sell to close order and then immediately go back to where it was previously. That's someone (a MM) with a lot more money than me wanting to take those contracts off. Maybe they figured it was the cheapest way to get neutral, or maybe something else. Maybe it was all automated and in my head, and maybe my 100 lots are really nothing. Idk but I can tell you I need a sober mind either way. If I lose, I need to know it was me losing, and not the substances making me think weird

>>55266434
I've got low 7 figs, I could afford it, maybe not expensive cognac every night, but I was hazed pretty hard in my fraternity in college and hard liquor repulses me now. And beer is just so unhealthy.

>>55266481
I stopped overtrading and learned to wait for volatility times like FOMC or earnings week, there's a feeling that you always have to be in the game with cash and a position but its a false instinct. This helps too, just lie and say you're not a US resident lol. https://www.dailyfx.com/economic-calendar#next-seven-days

>>55266477
>This was probably on the "old" tastytrade YT channel
I think it was. I stopped watching around the time I made that post so idk if he rebranded or what. Don't care.

>>55266509
I guess their content is meant to be "outgrown."
This reveals how much of an oldfag I am, but I still miss the "shadowtrader uncovered" show they had every weekday into the close on the old tasty tv. It was running for quite some time and the two hosts were quite informative but after I took an hiatus and came back looking for the show it was all gone. No mention of it anywhere any longer.
Shortly before the plandemic I emailed one of the two hosts, congratulating him and his buddy on the good show and thanking them for the insight they provided.
Guy didn't write back.

Bros I kinda wish my gf was a little hotter but I love her a lot, what do?

>>55266481
I got my portfolio out of a ~70% loss by steadily DCAing since the bottom last October. I have accepted that the market will move forward unless there's some absolute catastrophe and even then it would probably be fine in the ultra long run

>>55266500
>there's a feeling that you always have to be in the game with cash and a position but its a false instinct
I feel like I always need to play the morning like it's a horse race and at opening bell we are off to the races. Then by lunch time the action has petered out and I'm usually done by that point, or rather should be done, but then I get bored and risk more than I should in the afternoon. Vs doing what you said and waiting for the vol times. And with how the market has pumped right after firing my advisor and right after selling out of all his positions and buying to close for a loss all the covered calls I had sold on his low liquidity tickers. In hindsight I shoulda just stayed put. But now I'm doing what I actually want to do with my portfolio. Gotta be forward looking. We'll make it back.

>>55266481
you dont have to trade every single day if there is no reason to trade. you should widen your time horizon to allow for volatility fluctuations around events like an fomc meeting, or dividend ex date or earnings call or something like that. earnings calls might not be as good since they are well known events and the volatility will already be priced in.

>>55266557
>by steadily DCAing
So you have a job? I'm trying to trade instead of having a job.

i'm stress eating like a mofo today boys (and girl)
finally got a handle on it, you wouldn't believe what my kitchen looks like

>>55266546
I was watching Tom since like 2012 when I was in university for accounting. Learned a bit about options in school finance and economics classes, and sosnoff at the time was "the stock market YouTube guy with the funny hat". Then you get a little older and some life happens and you realize he's just some retard gambler with hundreds of millions of dollars trying to get more players in the casino. I don't think his strats work any better than just being right on direction every day.

>>55266591
>(and girl)
what did he mean by this

boy did I pick the wrong year to go short

>>55266560
>you dont have to trade every single day if there is no reason to trade
I'm trying to make $500 - $1000 a day. Whether it happens every day or all at once idc. But I don't like holding options overnight. I used to get hooked and hold 20 dte OTM options for days to weeks and hope Jerome would save my dying position. I just prefer being in and out with 0 dtes. It just is hard when the big boys go on vacation and don't move the market at all

>Oil
I slurp that

Cheers

>>55263516
Do we like ARCC? I'm invested and green. I am excited to make money from doing nothing. What do other anons think of it? Am I gonna get rugged?

>>55266676
whose piss is that

>>55266687
Its sapporo, so I assume Shinzo Abe's

>>55266693
highly unlikely, though every drop of water on earth has been pissed out by a dinosaur

>>55266703
im checking snopes right now for wrong think

>>55266703
Shinzo Abe was like 80 when he died, so that's 80 years of pissing, and he probably went to the city of Sapporo a few times and pee'd there, which was treated by the municipal water plant.

>>55266722
but isn't Sapporo sold here actually brewed in Canada? you're drinking Justin Trudeu's piss m8

*Trudeau

>>55266737
It is sadly I'm honestly pissed I bought a 12 pack of this and its not from japan.

>>55266741
it's annoying, i hate contract brewing
i wish you could get this in the states, it's my favourite jap beer

>>55266754
I wanna try it because its what mommy drinks

>>55266766
i like old hags too

I've never had sex

>>55266777
BASED TRIPS OLDER WOMEN HNNNNG

>>55266778
i got thrush on my dick last time i had sex, it's not all it's cracked up to be

>>55266810
>it's not all it's cracked up to be
Except for those 2 minutes when you swear there's nothing better than coochie

>>55266814
Yeah, sounds like you’re going to hell

we're gonna dump aren't we?

I am glad I swapped my barrels of oil for barrels of hogs a few months ago. WOWZA
Need more things I can put into barrels. Ideas, /smg/?

>>55267067
try sex

>futures
Mumubros.... we won

Hey guys I googled new finance communities to join since reddit is having a blackout due to greed and found /smg/. What type of finance/tickers do you guys talk about here mainly?

>>55267192
youll fit in just fine here. the janitor is a redditor too

>>55267192
SOXL, TQQQ, BOIL

>>55267230
And how much money have you guys made from those tickers; 3x means triple the profit right?

im not ready for this week. markets are just going to keep pumping regardless of logic and vix is destroyed and buried, its rotting corpse left as a reminder for the next decade as a warning to bears.

>>55267250
Hell yeah bro and 3x the fun, we're making thousands a month swing trading with this one simple trick! Banks HATE us!

If you want off-beat play long LOCO @9.25.

Also regional overexposed banks going under has been a big nothingburger so far.

>>55267192
Welcome, I'm also a poster on /r/stocks. We shit on bearish investors here too, we call them "bobos" on here.

>>55267192
i don't use reddit, can you tell me more about what happened? werent they gonna ipo?

>>55267283
>tripfag is also a redditor
color me surprised

>>55267286
Reddit made it harder to moderate and jannies do it for free, so they are basically refusing to do it now right before their IPO to fuck over the owners lmao

>>55267307
can't say i'm surprised then, what a dumpster fire

>>55267230
This is the reason for these rallies? Especially in Tech?

God has mandated that I make money trading financial derivatives.

Oracle and Adobe report earnings this week, AI pump continues

4channel IPO when?

>>55267192
$nig and $nog. This is going to be a real nog week despite futures and suspected rate pause

>reddit imploding
>twitter naming the jew
Feeling pretty smug right now, not gonna lie.

nice bait

EU is out of a recession. The market is right. Hence it pumps.

thanks, i sold

>>55264131
I generally take up to two weeks to fully enter into a position, buying at what I feel is a good price and pounding it harder on dips, or if it pumps right rafter I buy then I either take the quick gains and move on or size up on the drops back to my original price point.

>>55264596
I’m holding 9000 shares of this shit rn so what do you think

>>55267454
>linking screencaps from TheMidwitOfBobotardStreet's youtube channel
Kek, I hope you don't actually follow that retarded permabear's advice, he's literally always wrong.

>>55267474
>bobos are getting their trading strats from youtubers
this explains so much

>>55267474
i follow permabears to see how they react when they get fucked

>>55267474
dont try to save them, they cannot be saved. if bears want to walk into the woodchopper because theyre mentally ill doomers, let them

Where will NAFOniggers go after plebbit is gone?

>>55267502
>It's the schizo who thinks every bullish poster is a "NAFO" shill
How high does SPX need to go before you admit you were wrong?

>>55267507
Weird how I never replied to you or said that, but you immediately assumed I was referring to you. Really makes you think.

>>55267502
What the hell is a NAFO

>>55267520
Mentally ill plebbitors that do massive organized raids on 4chan.

>>55267515
You've been on /smg/ for months calling every bull a NAFO shill, I know it's you because you're literally the only guy doing it everyday, schizo.

>>55267395
>twitter naming the jew
wha happen

>>55267534
Prove it, schizo.

you guys think tlry is gonna run it back after losing to much?

baking

>>55267487
>mumus don't even need a strategy, just buy, the system is a ponzi anyways

>>55267555
its ober

>>55267572
yes, and? the objective here is to make money not be "smart"

>>55267550
>>55267550
>>55267550
>>55267550
baked

>>55263516
BTC is about to break lower. Impending crytocalypse due to the SEC. NASDAQ is overbought. Apple and Nvidia already topped out. RBA raised, BOC raised. TGA needs refilling. Commercial real estate in peril. Other shoe not yet dropped on US regional banks. FOMC rate rise not priced in. Pretty sure the great crash of our times is about to unfurl.

Wtf is this bullshit on DAX now. Friday it did nothing and now this.

>>55267363
I would like to see the financial report.

What would the ticker be? CHAN?

Why is my MSTR short going down? I thought BTC down -> MSTR down was a Sure Thing(TM).

Sneed's Feed and Seed plc (CHUK ^999%)