/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55246024
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,141.798B, 104P = 20.594B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,127.652B, 102P = 20.859B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q1 on Jun 7
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

kek meltdownies

I'll take this threads virginity with the first wagmi. any post after me is sloppy seconds.

kek dumbfuck kennies im NEVER SELLING KYS IMMEDIATELY

kek hedgies
kek bankies
kek fiat
RIP USD

ryan bro please do something whenever you're ready..

>>55242057
>Where did the shills go? Israel being bombed again?
kek
>>55246055
checked and wagmi

>>55246083
I will sell one share every time a hedge fund manager is scraped off the sidewalk outside a skyscraper (I own thousands)

YOU KNOW THE RULES,
AND SO DO I

>>55246024
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 15th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
TDA
>RH
Stake and Hatch (NZ and Australian)
Schwab

>>55246055
Checked.

>>55246116
Unreasonably based

monday.

Do you lads think it's a wise time to get a mortgage and buy a house? Every fiber of my being tells me not to but my family wants me to move closer to them and they're not happy when I say I want to wait until the market crashes. It could crash this year, or it could not. It could crash next year or it could not. I really need my fucking money now it's serious this time. Ryan's on twitter being tech support and it seems like our last copium is actually a reverse merger with BBBY. Are we retarded? Is this actually going to happen soon? I would have sneeded you relentlessly if you told me in 2021 we'd still be waiting on MOASS at -60% the price, but here we are. Do I buy the goddamn house or not Ryan? Please tweet something relevant

>>55246106
FYI, he wasn't just making a joke. Shills stopped posting on /pol/ around the same time isreal got bombed.

>>55246024
Baker, do a legend of the dragoon or panzer dragoon theme next thread. Pretty please?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xonoMskWcvI

>>55246126

>>55246159
>RYAN DO SOMETH-ACK!

Dear Ryan,

I've held since Feb 2021. I DRSed more than half my stack. I've worked at my job waiting this entire time. I've held through every hype pump, manipulated dip, and all of your can kicking and false promise hype tweets. How much longer do you honestly expect me to keep going? I deserve compensation for my service as a loyal holder. How long do you honestly expect me to wait? I deserve better. I deserve MOASS now. I deserve MOASS right now. Do your fiduciary duty now. Right now.

>>55246163
That's correct. When Palestine threatened tel aviv with a missile bombardment, everyone was ushered into bomb shelters. By pure coincidence, the shills, slide threads, and most porn suddenly stopped. The site slowed way down, and it started to look like the old 4chan again. Notably, several mods were nowhere to be found. Then the bomb threat ended and the whole site was suddenly plunged back into sewage like they were making up for lost time.

Kek balding baggies

Did something happen recently? Why am I receiving Facebook messages from old HS classmates kekking my GME investment? How do they know how many shares I own?

>>55246362
redditors doxxed you. Dont go to highschool reunions before moass happens.

Holy shit KEK crypto baggies

Absolute fucking morons

>>55246083
celebrity keks for kenny

>>55246593
>Dont go to highschool reunions unarmed
fixed

You forgot a link OP.

http://gsclosing.blogspot.com/?m=1

Frens, status report.

>>55246798
Day 10 of hunger strike until WAGMI. I will force Chobani's hand or I will be the one in the wreckage, brother.

>>55246884
The first thing you shall feast on is labia and chicken tendies mine friend. Moona Soona.

>>55246798

>>55245479
fuck you

>>55246798
Just got done with my wagie job, I'm about to eat and pass out so I can be ready to wagmi next week

I guess I'm just kind of an angry guy.

You’re going to wake up and see BTC at $15k

Checkem

>>55246798
in it for the long haul

>>55247155
COME A LITTLE CLOSER,
THEN YOU'LL SEE,
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON,
THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM TO BE

I just want to quit my wage slave job idc if it ends in armageddon

>>55247174
Why is Frieza molesting Link?

>>55246352
kek hedgies having aneurysm's.
You assholes are in for a world of hurt :)

It's been years. I think I'm just going to kms instead of waiting any longer.

I'm selling half my stack if some insanely bullish news isn't presented at the meeting.
This shit is boring as fuck.

>>55246798
I am 4 months into being unemployed, 3 months into being dumped by the woman of my dreams and 7 months into my parents marriage imploding in front of our very eyes....so I am not very comfy.....

I just need a new wagie cagie and I know I'll make it. I am filled with rage, determination and a whole lot of cheap af whiskey this night.

Anyways...still hodling, never sodling. Sneed and all that.

I'm working on AI Jiemi's behind the scenes so I hope to have a mega dump of these in the near future.

>meme wars...meme wars never change...

WAGMI frens...we have too...
/*Saturday Sad Boy Hours*/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7B6Z-_-Bcc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y2_wr5Onsg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfM6Spi-jZ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zrSoHgAAWo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfP2KLsj7yk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaEcB12aFqc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m_htq9w9CY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdiUd5EPNmc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBoQzo98EpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf_KxCW77E0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77vQR6aHNn8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk3G4SLo8k4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqfisHUtWOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6BoqUDJ8TA

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

>>55247212
Just a little reacharound homie, it's only gay if you make eye contact.

I'm still not rich from holding $gme for three (3) years.

Why?

>>55247212
>He doesn't know.

>>55247706
Oh I think I know

>>55247673
You were supposed to be swinging it

>>55247411
God - get the fuck over it.

If Ryan lets this drag out until DeSantis gets elected and Kenny gets off Scott free I will never forgive him

>>55247919
That would be so God damn funny

Poodles are gay dogs though

The secret ingredient of a good Pesto is Pastawater.

>>55246798
still comfy, still holding. Wanted to buy cheapies but Kenneth refused a lower price (too much buypressure sun $20, Kenneth?), now I have to see where I put my money (probbably to my mouth)

>>55248107
Update: My comfylevel kust dropoed 5 points, since I just took a shit and forgot to refill the toiletpaper before.
Secret ingredient for a good shit: Toiletpaper

>>55248086
is kirkland-brand pesto good? I'm aware that the best stuff is what you make yourself, but is it at least a worthy substitute?

>>55248279
>kirkland-brand pesto
I dont know this one. But what I usually do with Pesto-Paste is: I'll add additional Oliveoil (cold pressed, here good quality makes a huge difference), some pepper (from a pepermill) and garlic (use a press to press the garlic through). Then add the Pesto-Paste, coock Spaghetties (Or Penne) and before the Spaghetties (Or Penne) are done I'll ad a Spoon or Two (or Three, depends on taste) to the Pesto (I prefair it a bit more "liquid"). Et voila - Paste al Pesto

>>55248279
Also if you make you own Pesto (its rally simple) dont use a Mixer but a Mortar.

>>55246798

you will never be safe, janny

>>55248323
Most definitely at least once do it with the mortar. But for everyday use a mixer is fine and for sure a better idea than buying pre-made. Also cheese needs to be half Parmesan and half roman goats cheese. You can also add a few walnuts if you want
>inb4 ban for spreading the truth
See you in 3 days frens, if something weird happens it means this was a setup and we should keep holding

I require technical assistance from my CEO sirs

thanks to the virulent response from glowniggers and streetshitters on a certain topic
I've converted from being skeptical to absolute certainty on a certain controversial security
I am very fortunate to have started paying attention yesterday, for I am afforded the opportunity to enter at a significantly low cost basis
gonna place my order monday :)

>>55247919
if you had to choose between kenny being punished and the MOASS which would you choose?

I think shillies are missing the point, people are fucking around and do not care at all because they are comfy and WAGMI so hard.

>>55249051
>do not care at all
you're going to lose every dollar you put into this

>>55249101
Don't care if I do.

>>55248325
What is this image lol

Moona Soona Joona

>>55249101
Good. Fuck money and fuck you. Enjoy your god.

What are some expectations for earnings? Any hype dates?

>>55249515
WHO
THE
FUCK
CARES
JUST
WAIT
PATIENTLY

>>55249101
Gme has enough cash to go negative for 7 years straight. So I highly doubt it.

>>55249515
shareholder meeting next week, then you have to wait another 3 months for Q2 earnings (which should be better thanks to Zelda)

>tfw MOASS

>>55249515
No we are all killing ourselves next Wednesday

GENIUS GETS MY LYRICS WRONG

>mfw baggies rope

reminder barely any of your "leaders", "DD" writers, twitter hypemen including ryan cohen, DFV have DRS'd as exposed by people looking at the ledger.
kek baggies

>55250019
reminder that i fucked yo mama last night
>t. chubby lover, the whale hunter

>>55249876
Crypto baggies

>>55250019
I heard on reddit that they promoted the Executive Chef to CEO

Ryan will give me 1 share of GME for every 3 BBBQs I hold. Kek hedgies.

>>55250256
>the only hope BBBaggots have at a moonshot is if brain chobani takes their garbage and gives them GME instead
remind me again why I wouldn’t just buy GME?

>>55250256
>Scenario: let's assume
Blow it out your ass-ume.

>55250019
Why do you care?

>>55250256
Cohen couldn't do this even if he wanted to without being sued into the shadowrealm. GME is a public company. You guys are overdosing on uncut hopium.

>>55250620
>We are looking to acquire companies at the right price
Seems you are fucking retarded

>>55250620
He’s buying Baby through RC ventures not GameStop

>>55250672
How is he giving GME shares for it, unless they are his own? He can't make a personal acquisition with a public company's shares or cash. That's embezzlement.

>>55250671
Kek. Yeah, I'm the retard who fell for the distraction and is now holding BBBYQ at -90% of what I paid, all while the company is actively going out of business. Wait, no that's you.

>>55250101
>>55250580
mad you can't downvote me or have the mods ban me?
why hasn't ryan cohen DRS'd? he's obviously speaking to you on twitter and reads everything about DRS so why hasn't he?
kek reddit baggies

>>55248994
i'd choose moass obviously because loads of money in a thousand fren's pockets will have a greater impact for good than punishing one random hedgie scapegoat.

>>55250765
It’s because he holds through RC Ventures so he’s technically not a retail investor and can’t utilize the DRS process. Fuck, is this advanced trolling or do the glowniggers actually think this would work?

>>55250620
Not my fault you shorted the company Janpreet.

If Chobani does some fuckery to increase the stock price and force the shorts, that's your fucking problem.

Why dont you suck some more Ghee from you fat sister's tits you fucking sand nigger.

I will trade one (1) share for a video of Ken Griffin eating dog food out of a bowl in front of his children

>>55251013
I will trade half my stack for deposited cash next week if nothing is announced.

>>55250702
I think they can sell shares of gamestop to make an acquisition. Meaning we will get dumped on, if we didnt already last week. I don't actually know though just guessing

wag me

>>55251050
Gamestop is not acquiring Bed Bath and Beyond. Cap this post. Whatever Cohen does with RC Ventures and his own money is his business and I don't care about that. I care about Gamestop and how it's going to get profitable, and that's not by acquiring some shitty bankrupt towel store with five billion in debt.

>>55250256
>give us 60% of your market cap for a brand you don't want
I don't even like bullying you guys but you keep coming in here.

>>55251050
If that did happen (I don't think it will), it would dump at first, but shorts would have to buy GME to close their position. I would be like a fork in chess.

>>55251123
Ryan expressed his interest in Baby and GameStop said they are looking to acquire. Spoon feeding time is over glowie.

>>55250256
>scenario: let's assume
don't make me post it

>>55251129
They're well poisoners, not holders.

>>55251197
Corporate actions are the biggest red herring ever, almost nothing works. If it did work we'd know about it. NFT dividends could possibly work but lack an enforcement or distribution mechanism. The rules and deadlines are arbitrary and exist for the benefit of the people doing the shorting, this is because of 'who' is doing the shorting. You make the company successful, that's how you fight the shorts. Financial engineering is lazy and doesn't work.

>>55251123
I know they aren't acquiring bed bath and beyond, nobody ever wanted that dogshit. But Ryan did express interest in buy buy baby and gamestop expressed interest in acquisitions.

>>55251218
BBBY literally doesn’t exist anymore. BBBYQ is an OTC shitcoin that is incapable of mooning unless the hedgies want it to moon because OTC has even fewer rules than real exchanges. Did you know that?
>glowie
lmao use the real word. Or does your Eglin AFB connection have a firewall that blocks it?

>>55251247
Ryan had been tweeting about Sears and Apple, too.

>>55248486
>inb4 ban for spreading the truth
>1pbtid
They can ban you but they can never shut down the truth! Thank you for your sacrifice.

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>55251224
I have no doubt in my mind that they personally own no gme shares or they wouldn't be constantly begging us to buy these other stocks. I'm less clear about whether they actually hold the stocks that they're shilling. On one hand the companies that they are 'holding' changes so frequently that it would be truly surprising if they did own them, but some of them were actually avatars in here at one point so it does make me wonder.

>>55251307
>but some of them were actually avatars in here at one point
sometimes, the line between stupidity and malice is hard to distinguish.

Not that comfy anymore lads gotta be honest. Ina strange way it’s worked out pretty nicely that the share price has decreased. Because if it was at my cost basis I would probably be selling. At first I thought Furlong was gonna be heading up Teddy, but after this ego customer support BS with RC Benchod I do actually think he sacked him off for good.

>>55251307
>REEEEE
>GameStop isn’t going to acquire BBBY!!!
>Teddy registers to sell towels
Kek glowies.

>>55251374
How can Gamestop acquire BBBYQ when one of the C-suite just bought 10k shares? That would constitute as insider trading…

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/i/insidertrading.asp

Glowies are literally pretending to be GME holders to prevent any discussion of Baby buyout, Gmerica and Teddy and how it ties back to GameStop.

>>55251395
In BBBY chap11 court docs shows Ryan Cohen as the interested party not GME. Revere triangle merge under Teddy as the holding company.

>>55251435
>shows Ryan Cohen as the interested party not GME
Along with several other individuals.

>>55251285
It's going, comfy poster. You have a good weekend too.

Oh oh glowies

>>55251461
Why did Teddy register to sell towels and bed sheets? Why is Pulte active in BBBY subs?

>>55251461
>financial transaction
>this isn't totally to facilitate a liquidation
Chapter 7 you fucking retard

I just don’t care either way about bbby. Whether its the secret needle that breaks Ken’s back or is some absurd distraction that glowniggers bring up even though no one can buy it. I’m just gonna keep holding my gme and remain comfy.

>>55251435
So why will that make GME squeeze then? Because they’re in the same basket? If there’s going to be a reverse merger then that still constitutes as insider knowledge.

>>55251536
>If there’s going to be a reverse merger then that still constitutes as insider knowledge.
The new cope is that it's actually Ryan Cohen Ventures that will make the purchase.

>>55251536
GameStop needs a new revenue source. And the jpeg marketplace isn’t it bossman. And assuming the DRS count isn’t comped and it’s correct. Looks like DRS alone isn’t going to cut it either. Ryan can turn Baby into a cash cow like he did with Chewy.

>dont take kindness for weakness
>literally stock goes down -20%

thats too funny. Can our chairman do something for once holy fuck, it's been 10 years. I doubt RC can fuck at this point. He became a pussy. Sad, many such cases

>>55251441
Also Cohen is only listed because he’s the defendant of an active lawsuit that directly concerns his actions over the company’s stock. How that’s construed into “he’s totally buying it guize” is to me either supreme retardation not even the movieniggers can achieve or glowniggers desperate to part a fool and his money

>bossman
THAT'S MY WORD
NOT YOURS
GLOWNIGGER

will he do something? can anyone believe this guy wrote children's book for us. Fucking ridiculous. I hate RC so much what a fucking pussy

>>55251630
I literally don't care about BBBY. If they want to trick retards into buying BBBY(subsequently Q), they should do that in their own bankruptcy thread. The problem with the BBBY audience is that they are also often stupid and therefore doesn't have much by way of disposable income.

>>55251643
I HEARD HE'S GAY
FOR MEN

What gme baggies and gme shills don't understand is that I would FOMO everything I have into buying gme if they could stop posting cringe for one day, or even one thread. They just can't help themselves, it's what keeps me assured that this is a retarded play. People who post cringe have low IQ and thus, anything they think is a good idea is definitely something to stay away from. Its proven correct for 2.5 years and going. Go ahead gme baggies, stop posting cringe for ONE thread and I'll buy. Until then, I'm comfy womfy just scrolling past these threads in the catalogue.

>>55251480
We are going to be so fucking rich this week.

i hate the low IQ
i hate the low IQ
i hate the low IQ

brick by brick tweet was so long ago, it's like he wrote that shit in different timeline. anyone remember boston consulting group? brazilian puts? skyscraper citadel employees sniffing cocaine incident? hired woman lawyer for gamestop with hot voice? superstonks mods reporting earnings in live? evergrande that about to go down? i have crush for china bullshit? gmerica? RC is so full of shit, someone should bring that guy to a reality

>>55251480
im gonna fuck you up if nothing happens, you bastard

>>55251692
peppermint charm remembers

>>55251655
I don’t want you to buy. Your seething will be enough.

>>55251662
>this week
I'm gonna hold you to that

>>55251770
Sorry, I just don't care when a low-IQ individual thinks he's laughing at me.

>>55251721
Ryan and team was working after hours solving online payment issues last night, improving e-commerce revenue live on twitties, and you have the audacity to bitch? *spit

>>55251799 checked
>has no counter points to a Baby carve out
>results to personal insults
Kek glowie

unhinged

>>55251809
i fucking hope we don't moass this year or next year and you and i we both sell out of necessity to keep up with life. And other lucky hodlers will moass without us. You and i, i hope we both lose. Amen.
I will see what you will say later in 2024 about the whole situation.

Fuck Ryan Cohen and fuck every single defender. I hope you will miss moass.

>>55251661
No one cares about your 1k investment fuck off

RC wasn’t even trying before. Now he is going to run the company and fix the website, distribution, customer service, add new products, remove pops from stores, utilize ai, open more stores. He intentionally let Futlong fuck everything up while Ryan focused on the NFT marketplace

>>55252115
tell me you are retarded without telling me you are retarded

>>55252115
and hes gonna do all of this in the next week. Do you understand anon? MOASS is upon us. Its next week. Its literally next week.

Comedy of errors, burn everything.

Furlong missed a big opportunity to promote Gamestop as the destination for Zelda and Mario. The commercials about losers jerking off were terrible. I’m glad nobody had to watch them anywhere because they got memory holed quick

Post about the The Ledger has been deleted. I saw a tweet from trimbath mentioning that the post is illegal and shit. Might be why they took it down.

https://youtu.be/-5BQN7MJ5Wk

>>55252178
It's a comedy of errors
Between the knights and all the terrors
We've added all the numbers up and we're ready to go
And in a world made of allegories
Tell me what are you supposed to be
Oh let the hodlers inherit the WAGMI

>>55248310
It's the costco brand

Elon has become aware of the ETF Jew.

>>55252300
DO SOMETHING ELON

>>55251661
we don't care lmao

>>55252326
PUT A LITTLE 2 BILLION ON IT MY BASTERD

BBBYQ staking horse is gonna set us off.
exciting times ahead regards, get prepared to be blamed for the crash, Ryan is sending a nuke up hedgies asses.

>>55251840

Don’t make me post the bankruptcy copypasta
Suppliers and bond holders get paid first anyway so no hope for the pink slips holders
What can happen is that RC and Icahn can get assets and business contacts and locations at a discount price to resume operations but without the debt. If the offer is enough to cover the obligations then shorts have to pay, but it’s not for the benefit of the BBBYQ holder. Basically if there is 1$/share of dividend after everyone else got paid shorts will need to pay 1$ for every short share they sold. Hardly a possibility unless Icahn makes the debt holders agree on a massive haircut on the debt (like 50%), then shorts could cry. I see this as unlikely

>>55252115
>He intentionally let Futlong fuck everything up while Ryan focused on the NFT marketplace
The NFT marketplace that makes a loss? That one? If your right (and you're not) I think I'd prefer Furlong was in charge, Cohen will end up trading the company for magic beans at that rate

>>55252431
i'll take 300 magic beans per share, just end it already

RYAN DO SOMETHING I NEED TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY TO SPEND MONEY ON RESTAURANT DATES OR BAR NIGHTS BECAUSE I'M HOLDING YOUR BAGS

YOU HAVE A DUTY TO YOUR SHAREHOLDERS

Hedgies are going to be fucked worse than when they spent those weekends at their pedo uncles house.

You reap what yolu sew, bitches.

>>55252520

>>55252224
The fact that it's even possible for a hedge fund intern to DRS a share and access all our names/holdings is concerning.

>>55250256
GME insider just bought. Not happening.

>>55252609
What's Kenny going to do? Hire an army to go after each individual retard invested in a video game store stock out of 200k possible holders? The logistics of that, even for a billionaire isn't worth the time or money. Being schizo is one thing, but no reason to be paranoid.

>>55252574
Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you’re stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there’s nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there’s a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but they’re gone too fast and taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits of hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you’re desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.

>>55252609
I literally don't care. What are they going to do, physically intimidate me?

>nearly 3 years post-squeeze
>baggiestop still under $100 pre-split
>ryan still being a massive faggot on twitter
>redditnigger tourists still coping in biz
happy saturday

>>55251307
It’s funny seeing Dr TotallyBarren seethe that she got exposed for not DRSing any GME lol

>>55251998
>I hope you will miss moass.
your wish already came true almost 3 years ago

>>55252645
Funny thing about that, there's an awful lot of service professionals and apes from a wide variety of backgrounds and skill sets.

it takes money to buy whiskey, this isn't just children on message boards.

>>55252609
They could just get this info from brokerages. They don't follow laws/rules because fines are pennies on the dollar. Should work like a driver's license where each fine also adds points. At 9 points a public warning is televised and distributied via media. At 15 points the board members are executed live.

>>55252667
When all is said and done you look at the empty box of chocolate and you claim "I did it, I ate the whole box" yet all that remains is disappointment. There is no reward for eating the whole box, hell most people don't even eat the whole box. In the end, even the few good flavors will long be forgotten and completely overpowered by the disgusting flavors you weren't expecting but still felt compelled to eat. You persevered on the notion that you must eat the whole box. Or else what? The chocolates will be wasted? Who cares? But they're YOUR chocolates, only you can eat them so YOU would be the fool to waste them. You've been told that eating this whole box of chocolate was a gift and a privilege, yet there was nothing enjoyable about it. It didn't need to be done. No one will care that you ate all the chocolates. It was all a waste of time.

RIP real human bean

>>55252742
At 10 points they’re PCO’d on everything that doesn’t serve to rectify the rule violation

>>55252667
>>55252748
If you can't learn to enjoy what you have then you definitely don't deserve more. You can also share the things you don't like or need with someone that does or someone that will appreciate it even if you don't. You could also repurpose the bits you don't like into another desert where the flavors might shine. You'll never be happy because you are a horse with blinders on. You are only focused on what's in front of you and with what passes you eyes. This is why greed is a sin because it consumes you and makes you blind.

BTC will completely collapse on itself tonight.

$8k by morning

checkem

>>55252515
Are magic beans $100 bills because, yes.

>>55252851
>Life is like a box of chocolates
>If you want to enjoy the best flavors, you have to share your boxes with each other
I like it

>>55252859
check'd kek'd and rekt baggie

>>55252851
>pic related
accept your fate!

How do you guys deal when people kek baggie you irl? I try not to to cry but sometimes i can't hold back the tears. Should i just stop wearing my gamestop merch?

>>55253128
never happened

Holy shit.

Ryan Cohen, ceo of gamestop, is directly communicating with his shareholders. HOW FREAKING BASED IS THAT?

Looking like Adam Aron 2.0. Oh you don't like that comparison? KEK BAGGIES

When will Ryan Cohen invest into a battery company?

When will Ryan Cohen sell his shares and dilute the stock?

When will RC create a spinoff security that drops the price of GME?

>>55246798
monday making it

>>55253165
>Looking like Adam Aron 2.0. Oh you don't like that comparison? KEK BAGGIES
Keked hard when i read that

He needs to reach out to boomer bands like The Misfits and Metallica to drop some NFTs. Pantera, ozzy. Dope shot like that. No nogs. I don’t care how hard reddot begs for Wutang bbc

>>55252783
Ted did nothing wrong

>>55253165
im waiting for him to invest in a literal gold mine so i can sell.

>>55253165
>RYAN DO SOMETHING
>NOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT

>>55252115
I think Ryan Cohen is an unprofessional dipshit who got lucky with Chewy, and I really don't think he has any clue what he's doing. I'd unironically rather have Furlong in control.

>>55252609
They won't make it past level one of my dungeon.

Sneed hedgies

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1464m70/guilty_pleainvoices_show_ftx_fttsol_as/

Sooooooooo this shows FTX was the direct cause of the banks blowing up, naked shorting circle jerk and coinbase being part of the whole jig. I wonder if binance is also named in this?

The Voidz are pretty good. You guys should check them out

Gamestop is looking to become a streaming platform where gamers can go live on?

Too late. Kick is slowly taking over. Yeah, Twitch is dying, but the big names have already moved to Kick.

Too little, too late. Just like the NFT marketplace.

>>55253426
Holy shill cope batman

>>55253443
>le shillie cope

>>55247919
Wow you really are a shill faggot.

The only path to profitability I see is outlined below:
1) Lobby to have oral sex decriminalized as a form of prostitution.
2) Set up blowjob booths in the backroom

If each store has 2 booths and can cycle about 10 customers an hour, when charging $10, that'll be $200/hr for 12hr operational window = $2,400 per day. Gamestop has what, over 2k locations?

That's $4.8m a day.

Numbers can be played around with, but regardless, no other way for Gamestop to succeed.

>>55253658
cumstop

Why are GME baggies so pathetic?

>>55253658
or free bj with purchase of new game for pro members

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>55253658
That's a really good idea. Also install weed vending machines.

Reminder that unless you bought in 2021 and haven't sold, you're not a real GME baggies and you're ngmi. Only the OG baggies will make it.

>>55253832
I say this as a coomer, it's not a good idea because it will severely limit the customer base due to the stigma that will be attached to it.

>>55253426
Nice assumptions, do you not wipe your ass after a shit since you think it's clean?

>>55251692
good you remember all that, its going to be important.

I refuse to walk into a gamestop as the thought of realizing I’m invested in a funko pop brick and mortar and believing it will make me a millionaire will probably drive me to suicide

>55254072
Let me guess, you download your games too

>>55254072
sounds like a (You) problem

>>55246798
playing monster hunter since the final update arrived. going to enjoy huntan, and waiting for moass. these past few years has been paradise for gamers. fuuuuck.

>>55254110
World>Rise

What are your hopes and dreams after MOASS? Post MOASS i'm gonna cum in so much boypussy.

>>55252851
I was just quoting the x files, chill

>>55254164
im gonna get my boypussy cummed in so much

>>55252389
I really don’t get why BBBYQ sets off GME price. Is it just the shared basket?

>>55254104
>he doesn't download his games
first of all kek
second of all i only play rocket league and occasionally pirate something like the new zelda or whatever latest goytendo shit everyones frothing at the mouth over
never buying the rl season pass
never buying a faggy cosmetic for my car
simple as

>>55254201
its bbby cope, nothing is gonna happen

>>55254202
Ah I see, you are a faggot

>>55254110
>these past few years has been paradise for gamers

>>55254164
>>55254195
and I'm going to watch

>>55246024
When was the last time you physically bought something from a GameStop store? When was the last time you bought something from GameStop.com?

>>55254220
>t. bronze 1 baggie

>>55254164
I’m going to buy a private island and traffic underage girls to to the rich and powerful so I can film it and use the videos as blackmail to control the the world

>>55254231
never and never
gamestop the store and gamestop the investment are both for actual retards

>>55254231
>ignores the massive queues photoed before opening and at midnight releases for games
Weird to ignore reality

If I were trying to salvage this dying business I would aggressively shift gamestop into essentially being a glorified pawn shop where you can get loans for games as well as buying and selling, expanding what they trade to include electronics, gold/silver, etc
Instead some chud took over and decided to sell NFTs. It's unironically over

>>55254251
Post them? When was the last time anyone cared enough about a game to line up at GameStop, 2013?

>>55254259
>dying business

>>55254251
>downloads yuzu
>plays totk on something that isn't a complete piece of shit
yoink

>>55254264
>When was the last time anyone cared enough about a game to line up at GameStop
>ignoring the nintoddlers and their new faggot zelda game

>>55254242
I don't think they are going to fall for that one a second time

>>55254270
please refer to >>55254268 thanks

>>55254270
Why would you line up at some store at 12am when you could comfily download the game in your PJs?

>>55254271
fall for it? They all endorsed it

>>55254274
You might do it, but not the gorillion nintendies who lined outside stores.

>>55253626
Say that to my face faggot not online and see what happens. I bet you'd love DeSanctimonious to win

>>55254287
>implying they stopped.
They are doing it at some other rich jews island now

>>55254201
It was figured out a long time ago that the "basket" is just used against GME ala AMC, but the BBBaggY's have conveniently forgotten that, and some of them are unashamedly AMCfags as well

>>55254380
All of the virgin islan, NXVIM, Richard Branson, Bidens brother, Leon Black, Epstein all of them are up to the same shit

>>55254251
>Weird to ignore reality
>>55253521
>gamestop software sales down 9%
baggie, I…

>>55254201
There is no basket. Stocks move in tandem because of ETFs. GME and BBBY were bundled in the same meme stock ETFs. The purpose of these ETFs id for all of these shit companies that are destined to go bankrupt to drag GME down with them. The basket is something that hedgies came up with to convince people to buy these other companies that were doomed to fail instead of GME.

>>55254402
sir, were you aware... that you smelled? Your breath stinks and your signature sucks! Consider working on yourself before criticizing others.

>struggling to pay off debt
they're really creating fud over the small french loan while GME has almost $1b in cash. meanwhile i bet they wont publish a single fucking article about an insider buying 10k shares on friday. this is fucking infuriating. i am so fucking done with this shit market once gme moons.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/145q6jd/td_ameritrade_fud_for_analysts_cant_read_so_good/

>>55254469
They’re just blatantly lying to dissuade people from even looking at GME

>>55254469
kek hedgies
nobody is selling

>>55254469
>>55254481
i feel like im going crazy. i literally yelled what the fuck in public while listening to that clip and people looked at me lol. can someone explain to me why they can't just pay off that loan in full?

>>55254447
>There is no basket.
Literal provably false

>>55254469
I love how they blatantly omit the cash they have on hand lol.
>>55254498
>can someone explain to me why they can't just pay off that loan in full?
Yes please explain it to me as well but as if I were a dog of some sorts. Mayhaps a golden retriever.

>>55254498
Ironically, simply making payments on your loans is often seen as more "responsible" than paying it off. Regular payments = regular and stable cash flow, paying off means risking illiquidity and the temptation to access more capital via another loan.

>>55254469
Remember negative debt? These chucklefucks will say whatever they want because they can get away with it... for now. Someday there will be an overhaul of MSM. This chicanery will not continue to go on without consequences.

>>55254556
*keelhauling

>>55254556
>negative debt

>>55254559
Aye matey

What’s the current squeeze status apes?

>>55254516
Prove it then

>>55254469
>i am so fucking done with this shit market once gme moons.
Amen, fren. I’ll still keep solid companies like Nintendo but other than that it’ll only be a little btc, real estate and precious metals for me.

>>55254573
It squeezed and we're all just coping baggies at this point. I wish i could have sold but oh well. Maybe one day it goes past 50 thats my average

>>55254226
Forgive the zoomer. They have grown up their entire lives without actual good games. After we destroy the system and bring back the 90's we'll show them what real games are like.

>>55254469
Listening to this again and while technically gme does have debt they are definitely not “struggling” as it is related to the French gov loan that probably has restrictions on paying it off early. I’m not lawyer but isn’t that grounds for a lawsuit from GameStop?

>>55254573
DRS objectively dead, never happening. Baggies are slowly waking up; these threads have already moved the goalposts to BBBYQ tier cope:
>The squizzle has to happen because… because it JUST DOES OK????

>>55254573
two weeks

>>55254605
>tell me you haven’t played ori and the will of the wisps without telling me

>>55254607
it's likely that the terms for it are like 10 year interest free due to keeping businesses alive during covid, so why pay it early when you don't need to this side of MoAss?

>>55254498
>>55254543
Jesus the world really revolves around debt doesn’t it?

>>55254648
It really does. Hail Aqua!

>>55254648
America specifically is a debt prison. They desperately want people to be shackled by debt and then milked for their entire lives. If the average person wants an education, a house, or a car they take have to take on debt. It's insane just how out of reach those otherwise very important things have become.

>>55254543
Paying it out means you're not good enough debt cattle.

>>55254759
>>55254648
Friendly reminder: When you're born, you're given a debt number and you need it for pretty much everything.

Anyone know how to naturally cure a brain aneurism? I got really angry a couple of months back, shouted and felt something pop in the left side of my Brian, and now it keeps coming back :(

>>55254818
*brain kek

>>55254818
You died, your body just fails to give up. Spite is a helluva drug

>>55254745

I'm reading a report that Ryan Cohen held a gun to everyone on the board's head and asked how committed they were to GameStop.

All were willing to buy more shares except Furlong.

It all makes sense.

>>55254889
I heard he told Furlong they'd expect one of them in the wreckage.

>>55254923
i heard he told Furlong so long

>>55254759
Mass debt is the only way to have an economy based on consumer spending. Getting off the debt cycle means deporting or executing tens of millions of noncitizens (to drop aggregate demand) while reshoring manufacturing to make real wealth generation available to more people. And that's why those two policies were ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN from being discussed in mainstream US politics for decades.

>>55254889
Ken Griffin typically just brings Gary Gensler into the room and then proceeds to violently fuck the shit out of him while every Citadel employee watches.

>Meltdownies and glowniggers ITT still
>on a Saturday
>For stocks they don't own or short
kek

>>55254953
Quiet in here actually. They’ve been in the pinned Ted k thread on pol the last couple hours

I seriously recommend you read this and then call your loved ones.

https://old.reddit.com/r/edwinbarnesc/comments/146ae05/gmerica_activist_affiliates_are_the_stalking/

>>55255003
I'm reading all this shit.

>>55254940
>only way to have an economy based on consumer spending
It's not the only way, but what it does is pull resource consumption forward in time. They've made a global bet that resources will become cheaper and more easier to obtain in the future which is pretty much the opposite of what's happened.

>>55255017
>I'm not

This seems to be a comfy weekend thread to talk about ideas. I got some.
gaming is the global entertainment culture (not movies) and Gamestop stores should be part store part theme park. it should cater to customers both irl and online and it should focus on targeting customers of all strata of society.
I imagine the Gamestop of the future to be a giant neon-lit cyberpunk tower in the middle of (You)r city. on the outside I imagine cinemax sized screens streaming the hottest e-sport event and a literal rollercoaster ride crawling around it's facade. above it float giant balloon in the shape of mario and sonic.
the building should be designed to filter the incoming traffic onto the floors they are most likely to spend money on.
>1st floor
the normies will stay on the first floor designed to be the most obnoxiously loud and shiney bling bling wahoo arkade and mini-golf bar designed for a guy to entertain his date or for a dad to entertain his wife and kids.
food: burger and fries.
>2nd floor - the arena
e-sport bros are funneled via escalator up into the deathmatch arena floor where e--sport celebs are training or are battling it out and where commentators are talking their heads of non-stop. this floor is all about the hero and heel characters and wwf like drama and fights (irl and online) are encouraged.
food: beer and giant pretzles.
3rd floor - the VR lounge / club
casual gamer chads and stacies with big wallets meet up here to experience the top-notch state-of-the -art gaming experience with adult-only VR games. this floor is sponsored by onlyfans and turns into a club playing hardcore edm ar night.
food: bottle service and sushi.
4th floor - the convention
this is where gaming adjacent subcultures like comic book nerds and cosplay roasties meet up to live out their autistic furry fantasies. there are different rooms styled like the mario castle or the kakariko village to encourage heavy larping.
> basement - the dungeon
[to be continued]

>>55255003
I can follow the logic here except for how would Ryan or someone buying bby would cause shorts on GME to close. The insider buying means it shouldn't be possible for it to be a merger with gamestop.

>>55255017
>all the DD i need

>>55255003
I seriously recommend killing yourself immediately

>>55255003
to piggy back on what >>55255116 said, how the fuck does this relate to GME shorts closing? also, i was sort of following him until he brought up both 741 shizo shit and another fucking hype date.

wagmi

>>55255182
I can't wait for BBBY's Chapter 7 announcement so we can either see the end of this BBBY nonsense or we can see more mental gymnastics that we didn't thought was possible.

>>55255182
Ryan literally told you to buy other stocks. You listened right?

>>55255182
>how the fuck does this relate to GME shorts closing?
It doesn't unless this somehow forces a CUSIP change.

>>55255255
CUSIP changes do not force shorts to close

>they're STILL fudding the basket connections

Teddy can eat one food at a time and he doesn't have to start with the GMEburger.

>>55255281
>Pwned ID

>>55246106
>>55246163
I was 100% being legit. A month ago when Israel was being bomb pol was bad ass for a few hours. They have been hitting us so hard the last few days and to suddenly stop makes me think somethings up.

I love 4chanX tells me someone quoted me crossthread.

>>55255003
Noted
>>5525509
>there’s no more good DD!!!!!!
>I’m not reading that

Ken Griffin is a porch monkey.

Ken Griffin is an evil coon from outer space.

Ken griffin is a troglodyte.

Ken Griffin was not created in the image of our lord but of the spite of the devil

ken griffin can suck my balls and im gonna wagmi right on his face

Ken Griffin is a demon worshipping psychopath

Ken Griffin is a darkie.

wagmi my fellow retards

Ken Griffin is a financial terrorist.

>>55255553
2 off.......

Ken Griffin is a ____

We grow ever closer to the almighty 5 post. Will it be a beacon of hope, or a harbinger of doom?

>>55255581
it will always go GME's way, its foretold. This is the timeline we are in.

I heard Ken Grinnin is a Giant Chicken.

>>55255450
>>there’s no more good DD!!!!!!
Who are you quoting?

kek baker is passed out on the couch covered in cheetoh dust

Ken Griffin is a threat to our democracy

>>55255666
>>55255666
>>55255666
Threaded.

>>55248658
My girlfriend wants to know if the hall of cost has anything to do with those price gougers.