/biz/ - Business & Finance

Any suggestions for SOXL calls?

We did it Joe, we did it!
- Kamala

why the FUCK are AMC puts so expensive?
I'm selling these lil niggas like hotcakes. Does someone know something I don't?

great day today
hope for many more like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upoEYQ7dcEk

So... After that jobs data, an actual announcement of a recession is guaranteed 4 weeks from now right? Or will they change the definition again?

>>55234107
Bull run is already on and yes, it will be official soon.

We unironically have reached a permanently high plateau. I'm buying calls at open tomorrow.

Asking again here >>55233924
If their poultry exports get blocked for a few months which companies might pick up their demand?
I was looking into PPC and TSN but their financials look terrible

>>55233825
do you follow any users who post good DD or investment theses?

$AAP bros... the bounce will be glorious

what's the snatch situation like at a dead concert?

>>55234048
What the fuck is that

>>55234228
found the zoomer

>>55234228
Back in the day we had this whiteout tape stuff you could put over a typo in handwriting or typewriter.

what kind of option strategy that is fit for the crab market? teach me /smg/. i just want a earn money while a stock stays flat

Will UEC make earnings bros?

>>55234233
I’m not a zoomer. I’m a tootsie too

>>55234219
Unshaven.

>>55234219
i had a hot blonde whore offer me anything i wanted for one of my tickets in 93
i told her fuck no
dead shows should be napalmed and woodstock should have been also

>>55234251
*92

>>55234237
Naked short strangle. Watch the market stop crabbing after you open it though

>>55234105
Is that AMC/APE arb shit still going on?
If so, that's your answer.

>>55234249
that's fine.
i've identified four (4) fuckable women just on that pic alone

>>55234269
thanks bro. going to read up on this

I am close to digging out of my hole

>>55234298
Ah shit esoteric Excel formula anon how you been?

>>55234237
Selling cash secured puts works in a bull, crab and slightly bearish market.

Should I buy leap calls on TMF

>>55234306
Not good. I made an Excel spreadsheet to track my running progress and shared it with /run/ on /fit/, and everyone made fun of it and called me an autist. And then I injured my leg so I don't even have any data to add to it now. I'm back to just managing two spreadsheets

I was randomly reminded of this beautiful bastard today. I think I'm going to buy shares in his company with my next paycheck. Now that we're in a confirmed bullrun, I just know his garbage diesel scam is going to do another 30x or something. Might buy some gayhorse too.

>>55234328
just give those two spreadsheets ALL OF YOUR LOVE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY4HI_vqf0c

>>55234156
I think the official /smg/-approved play for *eggs* is CALM.

That is, of course, based on one anon who held it way too long a few months ago and got heemed in the process.

>>55234313
Not until FOMC. Powell is going to announce a "skip" for both hikes and QT.

>>55234048

I think insiders are buying TSLA because of a massive news is coming

>>55234403
Already happened. There was some Twitter Space with Mary Barra announcing that GM's going to glom onto TSLA's supercharger network.

>>55234328
Well, I hope your leg gets better. Awful when you can't do what you like because of injury.

>>55234251
Fuck I miss living out in the middle of nowhere sometimes. Quiet, farmland, woods, and the river are the selling points. I mean yeah the area I live in now isn't bad, the neighbors stay quiet,etc but still.

>>55234407

That's a nothingburger and surely has nothing to do with tsla's surge

Get a job at a hedge fund they said. It’s less stressful than investment banking they said.

>>55234328
not to be that guy, but low impact cardio really is the way to go

>>55234424

It's not less stressful, if you loose money you will have a mob of rich people want you dead

>>55234276
as far as I can tell, barely. APE has been stuck within a 3-4% band for about a month now, not a lot of meat on that bone. But I'm seeing puts priced on AMC literally for it to have 15-20% daily moves for the next few months. Clearly someone is buying a fuck ton of these puts... but why? I'm guessing it's because there's a lot of shorts and margin rates are high as fuck, so MMs are buying stock, lending it and buying puts to hedge the delta. But if that's what they are doing they have pushed it too far, the pricing is hilarious

>>55234413
i'm closer to town than i'd like now but 3 years ago was way the fuck out

>>55234386
Thanks, I'll look into it

>futures

>>55234412
thanks
>>55234426
yeah I know but I like to run fast (pic related)

>>55234426
>low impact
My ability to tolerate pain begins where yours ends. Yes this is market related

>>55234513
is that some /biz/ ball?

>>55234513
It's not just pain though. You don't want to fuck up your knees by running.

Why has futures barely moved for the past few weeks now? Is that was futures are like in bull markets? I'm so used to seeing massive swings in either direction this is putting me more on edge.

>>55234537
This
Both my knees are busted at the age of 26
Take care of your knees bros

Did an market crash this year or next? Am from the past

Just turned 40 and my knees are fucked up front heavy squats. The gainz aint worth the pain.

>>55234520
Yes but a green one that lets the traders win instead of consooming them whole.

>>55234562

Lulz, you fell for the squatz meme

>>55234539
>Why has futures barely moved for the past few weeks now
vol is low as fuck, the dollar has been relatively stable, rates have been relatively stable, altogether there much less demand for hedging downside risk

Buy calls tomorrow? For next Friday? Thinking TQQQ and / or SOXL

>the guy who avatarfags as a shitty vtuber
>the guy who posts the same four screenshots from the same stock market movie over and over and over
>the guy who posts fucking late 70s early 80s lunchboxes
>the guy who avatarfags with some kpop insect(s, arr rook same, may be multiple bugs)
>the guy who nonsensically copypastes rap lyrics responding to nobody in particular
what the fuck is with this thread

>>55234537
>You don't want to fuck up your knees by running.
I run 3 to 5 miles most days of the week. The candian wildfires have kept me indoors the past 2 days. I did a 5 miler on the first day of the smog but I thought it was just hazy out at that point, didn't realize I was breathing in Canadian hickory smoke. Felt good. I'm hoping by the time my knees need replacement they will have invented artificial knees that swivel 360 degrees.

>>55234587
If you say why not calls for next Friday, I say why not today? If you say today at four o'clock, I say why not calls expiring at one o'clock?

>>55234548
>Both my knees are busted at the age of 26
Same but I'm 32, and my knees are busted from having to repeatedly drop them onto hard concrete covered in rice as fraternity hazing when I was in college. Would do it again in a heartbeat...
KNEES PLEDGE!

>>55234048
DRUGS ARE NO LONGER HELPIING MY CREATIVE PROCESS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55234595
>the guy who posts the same four screenshots from the same stock market movie over and over and over
Point of clarification: There are several of us. Enough to fill a boardroom.

>Ford and Tesla charger network partnership
>Both stocks pump
>GM and Tesla charger network partnership
>Both stocks pump
You are here
>Stellantis and Tesla charger network partnership
>Both stocks pump

>>55234595
Chill out, bro

>>55234537
Do you have shit genes? wtf?

>>55234633
Nta, but I actually might
My sister needed double knee replacements at age 17
Then again... she was a child gymnast, so that was probably a factor

>>55234595
its the same as it has always been what are you talking about?

You are about to witness an inflation induced market melt up. Very excited, I prepared for this months ago.

>>55234633
Everyone eventually fuck up their knees from running. Talk to any old runner.

>>55234648
shit, I didn't save the smg version of that image, oh well

>>55234595
>the guy who avatarfags as a minor character from The Godfather

>sedentaries discovering that putting repeated strain on your joints is bad for them

>>55234656
agree
we are entering the capitulation phase (i.e. the part where recession doomers are forced to buy back in just to not lose money due to inflation)

>>55234669
I was actually doing fine. My mistake was pushing extra hard during a race.
It's a metaphor for investing, really...
(I'm also a shitty investor btw)

really cool how oil just didn't recover from the Iran fake news today

>>55234667
Hey that's me. BOBO FUCKIN GREENE. I MADE MY BONES WHILE YOU WERE GOING OUT WITH CHEERLEADERS.

>>55234595
>1pbtniggerfaggotjew

>>55234684
>>55233967

>>55234595
>the guy who redditspaces and is always wrong

>>55234595
>the guy who nonsensically copypastes rap lyrics responding to nobody in particular
That's also me

As the dollar continues to lose momentum
He needs land from murdered indians that represent him
Gold is up, urging all thugs
Trade in your chains for cash and splurge it on drugs
A more secure investment
Food and water, A COUPLE OF GALLONS FOR YOUR CUTEST DAUGHTER

>>55234595
>the guy who wants to fuck the 9 year old blind bunny from arthur so badly he doxxed and threatened to murder the only other guy drawing her on the internet

Oh wait, that's me.

>>55234657
how old we're talking about? i only know two people who ran a single 26 mile marathon at my workplace. didn't hear them bitch about their legs. they're in their 40-50's

>>55234705
Ah good ol buncun. What's he been up t
>doxxed and threatened to murder the only other guy drawing her on the internet

>>55234684
funny because I bought the dip at $69.73 and sold at $71.30, it kinda felt like recovering to me.

based NAT after hours bump

>>55234548
how much did you run wtf, is running a couple miles a few times a week going to ruin me? I feel like it's genetic

I listen to a french radio station sometimes and this kino came on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWp2RRbKVak

>>55234720
that's about what i did with XOM, kept a relatively small seed to build back lower (if it does indeed work out that way) but sold the bulk while the selling was good.

>>55234716
Force is the only way these animals learn. Just don't draw her was all I asked him. He did not comply.

>>55234741
>phones are... LE BAD!!

>>55234726
>NAT
lmao. Can't believe anyone still watches that trash over other tankers.

You bought calls right anon?

>>55234726
Is it still worth buying a couple of shares?

>>55234782
I think you have that backwards, it's the only tankers that isn't trash.

>>55234789
no but i slurped a little

>>55234726
get out of anything related to ships. literal scam companies.

>>55234791
up to you, mine has stayed almost entirely green from 3.60

>>55234789
I'm exiting all my positions when Piper Perri poster asks if I bought puts

>>55234802
agreed on all but relatively NAT.

>>55234048
gme

>>55234738
I was doing 10Ks regularly at some point
Yes genetics will definitely influence it but even with good genetics you'll still wear out the cartilage on your knees if you overdo it

>>55234795
Forgot to add TNP. So I suppose there is one company out there that's worse.

>>55234738
run on sand not concrete

>>55234156
Short WING?

t. multiyear TSN bagholder that didn't sell when cramer started shilling it on swine flu

Been away for a while
What happened to FRC?

if labu pumps before it pullsback im gonna lose it.

GM will need magnets.
They will get magnets.

>>55234855
Well if they source their chicken from South America that's probably a decent move

>>55234857
No longer of this world

>>55234853
i lack the understanding required to parse that but am interested in being informed

>>55234595
>guy who posts Lamy and tells people to just DCA into Total Market Index Funds
I'm up a comfy 10% YTD by the way, no sweating or wondering if I am buying the right thing, thanks for asking.

>>55234857
It got fdic'd. There are people on /smg/ that got fucking heemed hard by it. Still won't stop me from trading regionals though.

Snibby. Get off the chart. Scoot.
>>55234817
THAT WRENCH ISN'T TOUCHING ANYTHING

>>55234825
TY fren, I'm resisting hard as possible to go counter trend. I'm long gold and bonds so fairly hedged but those are red as fuck rn. Trust me "You bought puts right anon?", is very soon.

>>55234891
It's just a simple total return chart from pre-covid to now. Meaning dividends reinvested for comparative purpose.
NAT was really overhyped for an extended period of time and continuously underperformed. Way too promotional.

Over the past 12 months it's done alright, closer to middle of the pack as the rising tide of Russian sanctions has lifted all boats.
But I wouldn't be surprised if they make some retarded moves soon and revert to their trend of underperformance now that the bullrun is largely over.

Here's a view over a longer timeframe.

>>55234950
Ah, very much appreciated. What I have done was look at picrel plus the zoomed in timeframes and seen that it is on and maintaining a fairly strong bullish trend, and bought a small amount of a dip within that trend. I assume to let that small seed grow as it does, perhaps feeding it little bits here and there, and should a sudden strong DIPPARINO occur then 1) i might buy more within it, *if* circumstances and bottom establishing seem to support that being a decent enough play and 2) i won't be out a devastating amount either way. Truly, very much appreciated.

>>55234789
I sold puts... And calls... And bought and sold puts. I'll buy if they want me to buy, I'll sell if they want me to sell. I'll hold if they want me to hold. And I'll collect $600 in premium no matter what tomorrow

>>55234789
Still? Fuck, how much higher is there to go?

>>55235064
Didn't you hear about higher for longer? we're going higher on the indices, for longer.

>>55235064
gotta make ATH before the BigDump™

>futes

>>55234817
First farm tractor I drove as a kid was one like this. I miss it. That sound. Dirt cheap to now if you look. Wish I had one but at the same time, wtf would I do with it you know?

>>55235080
Didn't we already basically get to ATH in the megacaps for Tech?

>>55235082
>reddit trying to redeem between circuit breakers

>>55235097
tech is pee pee poo poo fake money, come one you know that

>>55235082
>chicago Target electronics department

Can someone red pill me on the dollar milkshake theory? Last night I paid $7 for a shitty milkshake because my blender was in the washing machine. I make better milkshakes at home for about $1 per shake. How can I profit from this?

VVIX Down To The 80's.

The Baboon Is Comfortable Enough To Leave His Cave.

The Forest Is Quiet Again.

we survived the recession. We bought the bottom and became rich

>>55235003
That's fine, although I hope you understand that there are potentially better seeds out there to grow and harvest from, as I have shown.

In any long term analysis it's best to look at total return, or, alternatively to consider that dividends are a direct reduction of the cost basis (after accounting for taxes). Looking at price return charts like RH displays while ignoring dividends will penalize companies that more aggressively distribute their profits, and potentially cause you to miss out on some good seeds. Sadly, no matter how you search, you'll never be able to own the best names in the business like OET if RH is your broker. You'd need access to Oslo stock exchange.

As a note on timing - while I previously said the bull run is over, it is reasonably possible that tankers continue to have 4-5 more good years ahead due to the lower orderbook, and perhaps longer as fears of "peak oil" disincentive further investment. Refineries have a similar setup. I continue to hold names from both sectors.
But there likely won't be another year of 100%+ gainers.

>>55235088
the one i used to drive around a farm and cut fields with as a kid in the 80s was a really old orange and white Ford. my own son got to drive it too.

>>55235124
Small Cap Value getting destroyed and Large Cap Growth (tech) getting sucked and slobbered by hedgies rn.

My entire portfolio the last few weeks has been acting like the bullrun is back. I mean look at dogshit like SHOP squeezing YTD

>>55234083
>draw 2 new voters from your grave
im long bearish etfs overnight ;^)

>>55234276
Not the guy you responded to but 100% the AMC / APE pairs trade is still on. People were super early on it last year but finally that arb play is working out

>>55235106
Or bounce ball shoe store

I have a lot of stocks I want to tell you guys about but literally almost all of them are short ideas, not longs.
>CELH
>SHOP
>COIN (lmao)
>NNOX (actual scam, not just a shitco)
Four big ones imo. I can't think of the other one that aren't pharma rn. I have a TON of pharma short theses that I dished out with a pharmacology PhD friend, but honestly shilling pharma plays (even if they're short) on /smg/ is just so 2020.

I'm in an airport on the move rn so i cant think of the other short plays too quickly.

I mean besides that I've shilled WING, etc on here as a short so we all know about that one.

>>55235132
Was on my grandad's farm. Kek,child protective services (or whatever its called) would be horrified now, parents to, come to think of it, of what all I was doing during my kid/teen years. Kids now are weaklings. Tell a kid "hey go out there and cut that tobacco"; they'd look at you like you were crazy.

>>55235115
>5 dollar milkshake was considered expensive in the 90s
>Today 5 dollar milkshake at a dine in restaurants sounds accurate, maybe cheap
Fuck the CPI, until we hit 90s era milkshake prices inflation is too high

long sofi
I went to them and demanded more liquidity as a bridge loan until I can actually refinance the property I wanted to buy that I already sank 20k in my portfolio into

>>55234855
Whoah this is big on the WING thesis, wondering where WING sources their chickens from exactly. However, WING is *CLAIMING* (we dont know actually) that they are vertically integrating their supply to protect themselves from the volatility of chicken prices.
Chicken wing prices have gone down so much that WING's margins have widened a TON and Wall Street is a big fan of that (as well as their insane revenue growth on paper).

Imo the poultry bird flu thing in South America won't be a catalyst for WING

>take out life insurance
>kms
did i discover the infinite money glitch?

>>55234720
this is not how you prepare snail but ok

>>55235214
No. Suicide lets them off the hook. The medical examiner can tell and note this so the company doesn't end up paying out a dime. Read the fine print in your life insurance policy.

>>55235183
As in, we should short these? or short-term buy/selll?

>>55235195
90's milkshakes were actual milkshakes too. and a white teenager would skate them out to you.

>>55235156
I'm probably not gonna play it anyway because I'd rather just keep my arb money sitting in IRBT, but thanks for confirming.

>David Lawrence Ramsey III (born September 3, 1960)
no fucking way is this dude 35
did boomers really?

>>55235269
Damn right. I got some KR brand pudding last week. Said right on the packaging "made with bio engineered product". It's fucking pudding; what's to engineer? but there it was. (wanted a quick cheap sweet snack option so yeah)

>>55235195
>>55235269
>were actual milkshakes too
The $7 one I purchased from the local hots and burgers joint tasted more like a McDonald's fake milkshake too. Terrible.

>>55235296
Boomers aged kind of like shit

>>55235326
no kidding
it's freaking me out, he looks 55
he actually looks better now in 2023 at age 63

>>55235296
>Anglo
>Have jew First and Middle name

>>55235128
>potentially better seeds
well yeah, there's many many better seeds, it's not like i'm intensely focused on NAT as a pillar of my grand strategy, i just want to own some tankers because tankers are cool but almost all tanker companies are outright scams whereas NAT is at least not an outright scam and has a breddy gud dividend to boot.
>>55235189
i literally roamed the hills with guns unattended starting around 4th grade. had a 12 gauge and my friend had a .410, but we shot his dad's .308, then he got a .30-30 and i got a 30-06, but wound up not liking it and trading it for a .35 lever action. we hunted and trapped and would get rides and dropped off at all kinds of fishing holes.

>>55235344
Boomers lived fat, dumb, and happy. We shouldnt be surprised.

>>55235349
>tankers are cool but almost all tanker companies are outright scams whereas NAT is at least not an outright scam
I think you missed the point. Oh well.

>>55235345
many such cases
i myself am anglo with a hebrew first and middle name

>>55235373
i don't know, it might be you missing the point. do you not own any small amounts of certain stocks just for the love and fun of stooks and certain particular industries that you think are cool? guess what...i like trains too!

Can nobody shill me a meme stock?

>>55235456
would you accept penny shit?
MOJO risin

>>55234595
It's the worst /smg/ ever

>>55235467
>MOJO
What's the play here?

>>55235469
ayo I’m in charge of saying that

every day since i've been coming to these threads is worse than the last

>>55235352
This is actually so wrong, the 70s and 80s had a huge amount of violence, crime, and just general rage. It was due to lead in gasoline

>>55235456
>SPX

>>55235352
they worship this faggot who sings about cheeseburgers and margaritas so yeah

>>55235456
VMC

>>55235494
Yes, in the cities sure. They all fled the cities and let them rot. The poor bastards who stayed, sure.

>>55235456
The meme stock era is over, it's just not like it used to be

If you want to see the face of /gme/ lunacy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUQOvIvkgp0&ab_channel=MarantzRantz

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1686194936130768.webm

>>55235511
Sorry, my mistake, honest rural living has literally always been based, so I just assumed you ment cities

>>55235507
>VMC
Explain

>>55235521
that video is 6 hours long. he isn't even playing a video game

>>55235550
Jews have the gift of the gab but they also have disproportionately greater genetic predisposition to schizophrenia.

Frankly, I think the only regret any of us will have a year from now is not buying more.

>Lira Plunges After Erdogan Appoints Co-CEO Of Failed First Republic Bank As New Central Bank Governor
How do I short the lira with infinite leverage?

>>55235582
I have this regret every trade because I'm a coward.

>>55235445
don't get me wrong, btw, i try to work that little seed as well as possible and actually care about it, but it's not intensely "important", in the "serious investment" sense, though very important in the having fun with stooks sense.

Man I regret going to pol to see if something was happening (it's not)

>>55235183
Expand on your theis on those.

>futures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bluUxKIB4pA

We're gonna gap up past 4300 overnight, arent we?

>>55235622
what happened squirt did you read deh "N word"?

>>55235456
Tingo, TIO, hurry up while it last

anyone know how should I track my performance? I looked up industry standards but the sharpe ratio sounds like bullshit also im not every holding anything that long. how do you gauge your success?
>>55235622

>>55234726
>>55234782
>>55234791
>>55234802
Anyone member the tanker general from 2020?

>>55235653
Pessimistic. I don't see any reason tomorrow shouldn't open above 4400.

>>55235670
Yeah, how do I know if I beat the market or underperform? Do I just compare my 1 year with 1 year spy?

>>55235661
no, in fact there was a noticeable lack of niggers

What if (YOU)'re right, and they're wrong?

>>55235677
man i'm sorry i missed that, i was /out/ in 2020

>>55235670
did you beat spy is more or less the bottom line most people use

>>55235677
yes. this is exactly why i know they're shit companies. remember /ptg/? lol

>>55235677
ZIM cut the divie my guy, it was jolly though.

>>55235703
How common is it to beat spy? Do people here in smg do it? I heard it's really hard.

Looking at 1 year now it's 6.9% which sounds doable

>>55235685
the BLM flags are usually chinks and leftists trying to demoralize and start shit anyways.

>>55235653
When will the vix gap up? Never again?

Bros we live in the greatest country on earth. Our market continues to go up. Even the most retarded trader can make money. You can literally just DCA into ETFs and be able to retire early. Our companies have higher net worth than most countries. Despite all the (((nonsense))) we are still going strong. Feels good.

>>55235703
>>55235727
theres no way thats a reasonable metric. im up 40% in 3 months. we are trading here aren't we?

>>55235739
>DCA
That requires income

>>55235690
Damn, now I want to rewatch Fargo.

>>55235739
This sounds like 1920 all over

>>55235692
It was funny.
>>/biz/thread/19243813
>>55235705
>remember /ptg/?
No which one was that?

>>55235748
What about your 1 year?

>>55235759
>Post-pandemic trough
>Fight against transitory inflation winding down
>9 years of unstoppable bull market ahead
Hell. Yes.

wtf happened after close to send futes up >1% like this?

>>55235748
think a moment about your market competition

>>55235727
It is fairly uncommon supposedly. A lot of that in my opinion has to do with the retarded things investors do to manage risk. For example, if you go to a professional money manager like my boss had, they will want to put a bunch of money into bonds. You aren't going to beat spy with bonds. The money manager may even manage to lose some of your money selling the bonds before maturity.

>>55235772
>winding down
Um

>>55235789
Jerome Burns is saying they're done with rate hikes. That means the fight's over.

>>55235778
It's a contract rollover, /ES June to September. TSLA's powerhouse behavior AH is impressive but not that impressive.

>>55235769
before that it was managed through work that was bag holding reits and bonds for two years losing me money, so I transferred it to my own account and started in march of this year

>>55235756
If you have a triple digit IQ and decent work ethic that will never be a problem in the US of A.

>>55235759
Imagine being in a cucked country that goes into a recession solely because of the US. Without all the benefits of living here.

>>55235739
>Bros we live in the greatest country on earth. Our market continues to go up. Even the most retarded trader can make money. You can literally just DCA into ETFs and be able to retire early. Our companies have higher net worth than most countries. Despite all the (((nonsense))) we are still going strong. Feels good.

>>55235767
>>remember /ptg/?
>No which one was that?
was that the penny stock one?

>>55235821
and this is shares only. my broker wont give me margin "for my safety"

>>55235800
>saying they're done with rate hikes
Who is saying that? Besides CNPC talking heads. Now I listen to Jim Cramer because he's one of (them) but (they) lie all the time. Let's see how resilient the consumer is once their $500 - $1000 a month student loan payments kick back in with their 7% mortgages they are already just barely making the payments on, while swiping borrowers credit card bucks to keep food on the table. While the labor market suggests sticky inflation. The pause might mask all that for a little longer, but not forever. But maybe longer than I can stay solvent or capitulate into mumu positions at the worst time. But with MM funds giving 5% I'm comfy. I'm a trader not an investor.

>>55235677
Vaguely. There was a lot of hype when oil went negative and there was nowhere to store it, but I'm pretty sure that general marked the top. lol.

>>55235858
can you buy 2x, 3x etfs?

>>55235767
penny stock general. how do you not know ptg but know the tanker general? mother fuckers would spam their shit in smg all the time

>>55235727
I wouldnt say its really hard, and I wouldnt say its easy.

its easier to beat the SP500 if you have an opinionated and slightly more concentrated portfolio. but that kind of depends on the fact that you have a smaller portfolio than the SP500. for example, its easier for you to beat the sp500 than warren buffet, he needs BIG IDEAS.

but just look at this years market. the SP500 is actually down if you strip out the nasdaq.

so of course I'm losing right now, but thats because I didnt buy any of the tech stocks that I think are stupidly elevated this year.
(the only company that was worth buying after last years crash was NVDA imo)

>>55235866
America is not a deadbeat country.
>futures

>>55235866
>Who is saying that?
1) https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html [The Fed literally never surprises this market]
2) The last two (voting) governors speaking the day before the blackout period started
3) Nikileaks

Also student loans are a meme. $300/month for 40 million people is like 0.2% of GDP, and that starts way off in September.

>>55235823
>triple digit IQ
Check
>decent work ethic
Check, but does day trading count as work to you?
t. Former public accountant who inherited his CPA dad's portfolio and is pissing it away slowly

>>55235846
Hello schizo, did you enjoy your one red day? You're not getting another red day for another month, we now have enough dumbfuck bobo short fuel to take NVDA to $500 a share.

>>55235780
I can see that during a bull rush you can probably outperform spy. For an example, if i had just invested in aapl then I'd be 20%+ over a year.
I guess when market is more stable it's harder. I don't know, it'd be interesting to know what people are doing to beat spy.

Personally, as a noob, I only long, and while some investments gives me 20% others just slowly tick up, so in average I'm more like 7% so far. Had the market not been pumping so much I'd def not been close to spy.

>>55235875
I recalled it finally:
>>55235853
It probably wasn't as funny so I didn't pay attention.

>>55235800
Tfw Canadian

The shills are more active than normal because Biden is trying to arrest his political opposition again. America is OVER.

>>55235911
Exactly. But if the Fed were mentally capable of learning from other central banks, they would've called up Brazil a year ago and asked wtf to do.

>>55235183
I'm surprised how much CELH ran, although I'm bullish on it long term and think it overtakes monster

Are you watching oil anon?

>>55235917
Trump can call up Bibi and Paul Ryan, those are apparently his homies.

>>55235900
You're a paid government contractor.

>>55235927
You think CELH might overtake KO?

>>55235772
>>55235800
>9 years of unstoppable bull market ahead
That's not how it works usually.

>>55235887
Its not just 300x40 million. That is 300x40 million liquidity drying up. Per month. It doesnt get reinvested either. Just back into the government's hand so they can spend more now since there is no ceiling.

>>55235886
>America is not a deadbeat country
"Countries" are kind of a meme now. There is NATO and then there is not NATO. But everyone is bound by the UN charter.
>>55235887
>and that starts way off in September.
I'll take my risk free interest until then and sell equal parts cash secured puts and covered calls on the remaining 40% of my account until then. If you don't sell the top, then what is the point of holding long term anyway?

>>55235873
yeah that how I got out of that big dip in the middle there. I started doing tqqq/sqqq and had a few good uranium plays along the way but the majority is just the etfs because I was really afraid of liquidity even though im broke. going forward id like to start trading some actual single stocks. So I underperformed a 3x etf but I never held it longer than a over night so idk if its reasonable. yeah I could just have put it in and walked away but I didnt trust my skills to say that it would have moved this far up this whole time

>>55235920
What did Brazil do?

Probability of a recession indicator is mooning and so is the stock market. I think I know which one I trust more, elites are voting with their wallet. They wouldn't be pumping the market if they knew it was gonna get rugpulled. This is the greatest retail shakeout ever. The seethe will be palpable when we begin breaking ATHs on indices.

>>55235727
>How common is it to beat spy? Do people here in smg do it? I heard it's really hard.
You can literally just buy 90 delta SPY LEAPS (roll at one year) and out perform. You can move to the largest market cap tech stocks (AAPL, MSFT, AMZN, GOOG) during bullruns, as tech routinely outperforms.You can try the 200 MA strategy with 2X or 3X ETFs which has good backtesting. There's also a CBOE index which tracks dividend aristocrat stocks combined with 30 delta covered calls. That also outperformed SPX.

>>55235941
no unless they come up with other drinks/products. my entire thesis is based on monsters insane run the past 20 years and thinking celh can do the same

Read another hentai doujin early this morning. Time to kill so why not, anyway, boy and girl as kids promise to be together when their older once they see each other again. (girl moves due to parents job). Decade passes. Girl moves back to town. Both in high school. Boy has no clue what she looks like even though they talk over chat. Runs into hot blonde in hallway. They end up fucking in a classroom. Boy grows to like the blonde even though he wants to keep his promise to his childhood friend. Childhood friend girl sends him a text "I'm back, I'll see you soon". Boy freaks. The childhood friend girl and the boy setup a meet in a park. Boy confesses that he loves the blonde girl. But in a twist the girl he's talking to isn't the childhood friend; it's her older sister. She tells him that his friend is at his house. In the meantime the boy's mother sees the girl outside the house and knows what's up. The mother even offers to buy condoms. She tells her to wait in the boys room. So the boy gets home, sees shoes in the doorway and finds the naked blonde girl that he fucked in the classroom waiting for him in his bed. The whole thing was due to the girl fearing the boy wouldn't want her due to her thinking her tits weren't big enough. (Which uh is bullshit, going from the uh drawings I'd say they're least a large B or low end C). They fuck again in his bed.

>>55235945
90b/mo in QT hasn't done jack. Why would another 12b matter?

And even if it did, the Fed would snap their fingers and dial QT back to 78b or 45b or 10b.

what job to go for man, whats the point
more magnets thats the point... god damn it

>>55235884
I guess when you responsible for 1000 of people's big money you don't want to yolo it in one company.

>>55235929
I think I am going to stop until the middle of July because it is just making me upset.

Holy shit Tesla. I wish I didn’t sell half my shares at $215. Fuck. I fell for the take risk off the table meme. I’m a retard.

>>55235953
>They wouldn't be pumping the market if they knew it was gonna get rugpulled
They're the ones who are gonna do the rugpulling

>>55235929
Give me a update. Is opec scheming with russia again?

>>55235951
>Hike funds rate beyond inflation
>Wait for restrictive policy to kick in via LoNg AnD vArIaBlE lAgS
>Job's done in under a year
Compare to Powell jacking off and still doing QE while CPI printed multigenerational highs.

>>55235953
>when we begin breaking ATHs on indices
Only boomers care. And they are dying in droves.

>>55235823
>decent work ethic
Does day trading count? This is an IQ test question.

my soxl calls doin a lil sum sumn

>futes

>>55235917
Trump is a massive faggot.

i thought for sure PLTR would start falling, instead it flipped at the end and ended slightly green. still, the daily chart shows its time for a pullback, how much and how long is unknown. JEPI seems to be on the decline as well, so i might jump back in by the end of the year. assuming i get it right with PLTR that is

>>55235677
Lol. Yeah. I made bank in tankers though like two years after that general died.

>>55236033
How can I profit? Truth social + grinder merge? Long grinder?

>>55235986
Wouldn't the banks just do sudoku?

>>55236056

>>55235893
>>55236017
Depends if you're profitable long term. Or else it's just gambling.

>>55235986
The Brazilian economy doesn’t fucking matter thus Powell just can’t copy some third world shithole’s central bank.

>>55236071
Low IQ spotted. Profitability has NOTHING to do with it. You are either in the game or not in the game. Up, down, doesn't matter. You are either playing the game or not playing the game. And like life itself, the game can't be "won". It's all already happened. It's all priced in.

>>55236043
Get a fucking hobby. It’s pathetic you care about stocks this much.

>>55236085
Hues are the 10th largest economy in the world. 8th if you're going by PPP. And yet that third world shithole seems to be doing a better job containing inflation than Powell or any other western central banker.

>>55236071
>>55236102
Now your real problem with that mentality is there isn't any tax revenue coming in from "the losers". So you try and shame them into waging. You are either in the game or not in the game. It may be bottom of the ninth with two outs and no runners on base and your down by 10 runs, but there's always that chance you get a run going.

>>55236056
The two biggest banks are majority owned by the federal government

>>55236118
Its GDP isn’t even over 5 trillion. It is by definition a third world shithole.

Ucore UCU UURAF good, bad?

>>55236138
Look, I'm sorry your silver fox daddy sucks at his job. But he fucked up and will continue to fuck up by pussying out at next week's meeting.

>Captcha: HAWKN

>>55236138
>not per capita
>>55236109
>doesn't like stocks
get out of here

>>55236071
>Low IQ spotted
>inherited his CPA dad's portfolio and is pissing it away slowly
The really crushing thing is that your dad thought you could actually be profitable with his money. There's no shame in moving to ETFs.

>>55236165
Would you have known any of that if I didn't tell you? What if I just said I was profitable? Does it matter? I'm here to press buttons. You are here to antagonize me for a wage cuck paycheck while I press buttons. You my friend aren't playing the game.

>>55236148
Bruh, Brazil is literally going into another recession and it’s economy is super unstable. You are fucking delusional.
>>55236152
I like STOCKINGS.
I got confused and ended up in this thread but now that I’m here I don’t want to leave.

>>55236184
And the current US approach is going to result in a decade of stagflation with two to three recessions mixed in. That's soooo much better.

>>55236195
It builds character in weak necked zoomers. Plus the US is going through a reinndutrialization boom, Powell would
have to pants-on-head-retarded to throttle the economy hard enough to stop that.

https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1666999965174906880
>Binance US suspends all USD deposits following SEC lawsuit.
cryptokeks about to get heemed big time

>>55236165
>There's no shame in moving to ETFs.
And I'm long a few hundred SPY. I'm just not going to wage cuck for some retarded boomers failing and dying business to DCA in and hold for eternity. I don't have anyone I want to dump these shares onto with a stepped up cost basis. You probably don't even know what a basis step up is. But go on and advise me.

>>55236195
So how do we profit? Don't tell me to invest in China

>>55236211
If you want to maximize Zoomer suffering, that's the wrong way of doing it. You get them unemployed, CPI to 0%, then throttle up defense spending as you send them into a meatgrinder on Taiwan.

Long term stagflation breeds apathy and strikes, rather than sharp suffering. You want the latter in a fighting force.

>futures

>>55236223
There are no clear "buy and hold for 10 years" winners. This isn't the falling inflation environment that coddled middle-aged Boomers and their 60/40 ports.

>>55236212
Remember when crypto was so hot? Remember when every influecer sold nft? Remember crypto island?

>etoro keeps rejecting my proof of residence
FUCK YOU WHAT DO YOU WANT I'VE GIVEN YOU EVERYTHING I CAN I JUST DON'T OWN A FUCKING HOUSE WITH UTILITY BILLS TO MY NAME
I KEEP SEEING MY PAPER PORTFOLIO GO UP WHY WON'T YOU LET ME IN AAAAAAA

>>55236244
1974 was a shitty year

How high is SOXL going to go this year?? Could it hit 50? 100 even?

>>55236268
Be the change you want to see in the world anon, buy.

I wento a bar for dinner and haved four beers
Now Im' a bit drunk
What's the market going to do todmorrow?

>>55236085
Kek, meanwhile US is on the road to becoming brazil 2.0

>>55236283
it saddens me deeply our women are too fat for sling bikinis

>>55236056

>>55236307
fuck youf, now I hasve to sovle this

>>55236278
Oh I'm buying, I just want to know if now is actually the best time to buy. It looks like a lot of stuff is overbought and maybe we could get some deals around the FOMC next week

>>55236289
Not only that but god could you imagine seeing tattoos and piercings in next to nothing which only gets worse as the skin ages. Makes you sick don't it.

>>55234539

NIO bros?

>>55236451
It's dead, Jim.

10 year - 3 month inversion bottomed despite the recent fakeout, and it's rapidly uninverting now.

>>55236478
what a waste

Just woke up
What the FUCK happened with CVNA

>>55236537
Get in, we're squeezing the hedgies.

What stock that is worth investing in isn't massively overvalued or a penny stock?

I'm thinking banks and financial institutions are a huge deal right now.

Charles Schwab, Bank of America, and Wells Fargo look like good buys right now for the short-medium term.
Undervalued due to the bank scare recently. Haven't yet recovered. Probably around the bottom.

Thoughts?

>>55236568
Always do the opposite of reddit spacers.

>>55236478
Perfectly good beer wasted...

I really want to buy a call on SOXL. Any suggestions for a price? Thinking next week

>>55236568
Are they exposed to the housing market?

>>55234277
IM SOo DRRUNkkkkk!!

This thread still has life left in it

>>55236307
i can't even do an easy one anymore, sad

>trump indicted on poo poo counts of pee pee
Spy calls tomorrow, the system will be jerking itself off

Immmm drunkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!

TMF vros?

>>55236673
What are you drinking tonight anon?

>>55236626
>>55236626
>>55236626
>>55236626
Baked!!!

>>55236211
>US is going through a reinndutrialization boom
Kek

>>55236227
just cut off their tendies and wait a short while