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55226726 No.55226726 [Reply] [Original]

im doing a product test.
seeing if theres a market for a musky mens cologne called HOLOCAUST.

so how about it /biz/?
are u eager to walk into the club smelling like a HOLOCAUST?

if this thread reaches 50 replies i will have a website up and running selling this by the end of the month and have an ad campaign purchased to run on 4chan /biz/.
simple as

marketing it as regular priced $666 and on a 88% off discount for a "limited time" (that will never expire).
any ideas? it started off as a kind of joke because one of my best frens always posts in the group chat that his bathroom now smells like the holocaust after hes had a bigly shid.
>dont just imagine what the holocaust smelled like, buy a bottle today.

its also part of a business and finance youtube channel i started: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxQ9Oibt37c

>> No.55226731
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this ranjeet on fiverr made me this shitty ad for it.
i may have to do the ads myself.
its just horrible that $5 cant buy shit these days.

>> No.55226732

>>55226726
$600? No thanks. I'll just buy a Roja at that point

>> No.55226745
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>>55226732
well 88% off the $666 price is $79 and im charging a flat $16.66 for shipping and handling.

>> No.55226778

>>55226726
>are u eager to walk into the club smelling like a HOLOCAUST?
Lost it here kek good one.

>> No.55226817

>>55226726
The product seems fun but how do we know that you didn't buy toxic 1$ parfume from china and printed holocaust on it?

>> No.55226826

yes

>> No.55226828

>>55226732
>Comparing some overpriced Roja skunk to the Holocaust

>> No.55226848

>>55226817
the company im using to produce the bottles is charging me $26/bottle and the actual scent is a dark musky dragons blood scent.
the company is US based and i hate china too much to do business with them even if it meant lowering my product cost.

>> No.55226904

>>55226726
Faggot OP. I yesterday watched Schindler's List and it's fuckin sickening und saddening. You can meme as much as you want about holocaust not being intentional or not having happened. You full well know that they killed many, not just in the camps.

And it's not like I like jews myself, it's just wrong do things like these to people. Want to throw em out? Do it, but don't fuckin enslave them, barcode them and let them work to death or outright kill them.

This faggot hitler killed so many people and achieved the full opposite. Absolutely embarassing. Even took out himself, such a faggot he was.

>> No.55226921

>>55226904
>plebbit spacing
tldr; also kys
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

>> No.55226965

>>55226921
>Redditspacing
I write like this cause I'm no retard who's not leaving spaces. I don't care if it's "reddit". I'm not on reddit, and when only to look at BBBY and other bullshit for laughs.

My point still stands, faggot.

>> No.55226972

>>55226904
The holocaust is fake and gay.
You’re a faggot for believing jewish fairy tales.

>> No.55227001

>>55226972
Yes sure, peak burger

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>>55226726
>Faggot OP. I yesterday watched Schindler's List and it's fuckin sickening und saddening. You can meme as much as you want about holocaust not being intentional or not having happened. You full well know that they killed many, not just in the camps.

And it's not like I like jews myself, it's just wrong do things like these to people. Want to throw em out? Do it, but don't fuckin enslave them, barcode them and let them work to death or outright kill them.

This faggot hitler killed so many people and achieved the full opposite. Absolutely embarassing. Even took out himself, such a faggot he was.

>> No.55227021

>>55227005
>

>> No.55227049

>>55227021
stay away from the Uk.
https://4techmix.com/2023/06/08/crypto-cooling-off-period-to-begin-in-the-uk/

>> No.55227055

>>55227049
Gladly, your women look like ogres and your men are, well, you know.

>> No.55227059

Faggot OP. I yesterday watched Schindler's List and it's fuckin sickening und saddening. You can meme as much as you want about holocaust not being intentional or not having happened. You full well know that they killed many, not just in the camps.

And it's not like I like jews myself, it's just wrong do things like these to people. Want to throw em out? Do it, but don't fuckin enslave them, barcode them and let them work to death or outright kill them.

This faggot hitler killed so many people and achieved the full opposite. Absolutely embarassing. Even took out himself, such a faggot he was.

>> No.55227086

>>55226726
I get paid on the 13th. I'll buy a bottle for the lulz.

>> No.55227148

Faggot OP. I yesterday watched Schindler's List and it's fuckin sickening und saddening. You can meme as much as you want about holocaust not being intentional or not having happened. You full well know that they killed many, not just in the camps.

And it's not like I like jews myself, it's just wrong do things like these to people. Want to throw em out? Do it, but don't fuckin enslave them, barcode them and let them work to death or outright kill them.

This faggot hitler killed so many people and achieved the full opposite. Absolutely embarassing. Even took out himself, such a faggot he was.

>> No.55227159

how did you make it?

>> No.55227241
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>>55226731
You just paid for your product to be ripped off, prepare to start seeing HOLOCAUST on indian shelves before the week is up.

>> No.55227264

>>55226972
"The holocaust is fake, but the smell is real"
Feel free to use some variations of this as an ad

>> No.55227382

bump

>> No.55227389

>>55226726
>not naming it HOLOCOST