/biz/ - Business & Finance

Chainlink? More like Chaincuck! This token is heading straight to zero, just like linkcucks chances with a real woman. The only thing it's linking is my disappointment. The tokenomics? They smell worse than the dump I took this morning. It's like they wiped their butts with them. Can't believe people actually fell for this cuckery. I guess it's true what they say, fools and their money are soon parted. But hey, at least Chainlink provides a good laugh. I'll be over here, watching it crumble like my hopes and dreams. Cheers to the cuckiest token of them all!