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Life in 2024 globally

>>55220427
How much $$$ to authorize? Financially speaking

>>55220427
Who's the target audience for this?

>>55220786
augmented reality is unironically the future. imagine a resident evil filter where you look at your room and it transforms it into a resident evil game. you see blood, mold, insects on the walls, zombies crawling around. just going to the toilet would be a frightening experience

>>55220427
Sounds like a trad conservatives dream come true.

You WILL be shown tranny propaganda and you WILL like it

>>55220895
nobody is gonna pay for VR version of san francisco

>>55220895
I'm going socially attach anyone who wears one of these things.
Imagine actually walking around with something that tracks your eye moments, emotional reactions and films everything you see in HD video to send back to the mega-corp servers.

>>55220954
*attack

>>55220895
You could do this 10 years ago. This is only new to itoddlers. It's like that time they thought webms were the new hot thing because they could finally view them.

>>55220895
>imagine a resident evil filter where you look at your room and it transforms it into a resident evil game
Anon it's going to be the reverse. In 10 years you'll only be able to afford some roach infested dilapidated shithole with a druggie roommate that costs $25,000/month and your landlord is going to recommend using the mixed reality headset to make the place look like the inside of Mar-a-lago. It will also help you choke down your mealworm/cricket patty that your headset makes look like a wagyu steak.

>>55220786
Reddit

>>55221080
And you will be happy

>>55221080
wagyu steak is the dlc though, well cooked comes with the normal version

>>55220786
>$3499
>can work on office-type documents like word and excel
>can watch movies with a cool background
>can facetime/video call
>can record things

compare that to a macbook or ipad which is $1000+ less

it's for rich techy office nerds

>>55220786
>>55223635
in before the only actual audience for this shit is people with ugly girlfriends so they can put filters on them while doing sexo.

imagine thinking they would let you use this at work if they cant see what you're doing

>>55223676
>the only way for an employer to see what employees are doing is via the monitor of the computer they're using

lol

>>55223827
most ppl dont work at a company that's going to buy these and put them on apple business essentials or w/e just to spy on you and they're not going to let you use your own. happy now?

>>55220786
Black people. Nearly 60% of the ads feature blacks.

>>55223847
there we go. and I disagree. not every company is going to ban you from using this for work

>>55220427
im still gonna buy it, you can't make me not buy it

>>55220946

>>55220427
wen app to nudify women that I look at? ai is there for something ain't it?

>>55223304
This

>>55223635
With hand detection, you don't need a keyboard or mouse anymore, buy the apple pen, write a virtual document, send it, and shit like that. You see the dudes in sf movies who move virtual screens with the hand. It's the objective.
Your GPS write arrow on the ground, your website is in 3d floating around you, fucking adds everywhere, you go for a walk with your e-friend etc.

>>55221080
>taping an electromagnetic device to your face

>>55220427
*FREEDOMS DEACTIVATED FOR THE REMAINDER OF YOUR STAY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=md6gekqjjVU

>>55220427
IF SHE DIDNT WANT TO SHOW ME HER TITS WHY DID SHE WEAR CLEEEEEAAAAAVAG .. ACK

>>55220427

>>55225171
can someone make this a pepe

it's an everyday battle just having people wear safety glasses at my job, why in the fuck would companies expect people to wear these if they can just use a computer?

>>55225331

>>55225349
nice pepe. thx

>>55220427
How long after release will it take for someone to make a nudify AI app?

>>55225366

Your welcome!

>>55223880
sweet summer child

>>55225408
>AR goggles?

>>55224826
I think this well-worded post hit the nail on the head. The perfect usecase for this shit

>>55220786
>>55220895
Have you guys read rainbow's end or dream park?

>>55224826
>>55225550
first guy to crack the goggles + sell this app will /make it/ hardcore.

>>55224826
The technology's there, you just need to build the app and infrastructure.

>>55220427
This is how this gay shit will be normalized
>Apple releases gay headset
>Everyone makes fun of it
>Heavy meme campaign to keep it in peoples thoughts
>Eventually people start buying them to wear them "ironically" because it's funny
>After a while people stop pretending to be ironic and just wear them around all day
I hate goycattle

>>55220786
Pretty much E-sports turning into IRL sports
Instead of normal online gaming you have to jump, dodge, shoot, etc in real life in a specialized location.
Also for normal 1 person gaming.
Turn on a zombie AR game and it will put a filter that will make everything look old and have zombies be chasing you so you can go for a run while "defending yourself"
I see a lot of people getting hit by cars in the future

>>55221080
At that point they'd just be using VR
AR doesn't work well in a shitty environment because it only masks it

>>55224826
Any nude filter app gets jannied off the internet by seething roasties.
Sukebe zone was already great at nude filters, but now images are blurred, unless you pay.
Funnily enough the nude filter apps only work on whores that are half naked or wear skin tight clothes

>>55220786
Porn addicts

>>55220914
that's a man

>>55220786
browns

>>55227157
>Apple
>porn

Oh, sweet summer child....

>>55220427
People like me who plan to make 3D POV porn of onlyfans girls.

>>55225318

>>55227157
>not blacked.jpg

>>55226089
I'm no engineer but it looks like with AI in conjunction with the new graphic chips looks like ray tracing is almost instantaneous which as I understand it was a major holdup.

>>55220786
People who actually want to live in the matrix:

Warning: it's a lot of people

>>55226078
it's coming. https://twitter.com/CixLiv/status/1663988938137280515

>>55220427
do they have to put these accursed beasts on literally every advertisement?

>>55220895
>you see blood, mold, insects on the walls,
and then you put on ze goggles

>>55220427
the first platform that embraces porn fully will eb the platform that wins all the consumers
just read the about the real reason why vhs won over betamax
so this means apple is already doa

>>55220895
That''s the perfect way to fucking die.
>alleyway in the game is on top of the street
kek
Dive VR is the future but it's too advanced right now to create.