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Im a white 27 year old autistic virgin, how do I profit from this and finally get a wife?

>> No.55209084

>>55209070
Don't. Being an incel is based.

>> No.55209183

>>55209070
You can't. Market is grossly oversaturated.

>> No.55209981

>>55209183
what about finding a wife on /biz/?

>> No.55210185

>>55209070
Weaponize your autism to make good money first. I didn't get my first gf until I had a house, car, and $1+ mil net worth. I'm not gonna wife this one though, she's just practice.

>> No.55210387

>>55209070
Just steal an autistic girl. There's millions of them

>> No.55210414
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55210414

>>55209981
sure....just hang out wherever they sell hrt and wigs.

>> No.55211020

>>55210387
where can I find those?

>> No.55211030

>>55209070
For the love of fuck don't get married, if you're a retard and do anyway get a prenuptial

>> No.55211111

>>55209070
im a 26 yo kissless virgin

>> No.55211131

>>55211111
checked
it's over for us virgin bros
>t. 30 yo kissless virgin

>> No.55211239

Alright which one of you is tjoma

>> No.55211269
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55211269

>>55209070
Travel to yellower pastures

>> No.55211299
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55211299

>>55209070
Step 1)

Step 2)

Step 3)

>> No.55211321

just land the wizard achiev.
you have no idea how good it is.
just make sure to lose your virginity by 40
if you want to continue playing the game.
otherwise you go to some other worldly place.
where you dont exist in the world.
but youre there.

>> No.55212326

sigh

>> No.55212589

>>55209070
Find an even more autistic wife at an anime convention but you have to be normie level attractive to steal her away from her childhood best friend orbiters