/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55206530
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,142.102B, 104P = 20.597B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: 2,131.417B, 105P = 20.299B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q4 + FY22 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/19986/
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/
>Q1 on Jun 7
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

I'M COMING THROUGH THE FRONT, I AIN'T WORRIED ABOUT SHIT

>another year of crabbing
its joever

>>55206510
America is socialist at heart. It's just exploitation layered on top. An actual capitalist society is somewhere near post-scarcity because competition forces surplus production which should then essentially be given away (conserving efficiency).

Clown world so I genuinely don't know if I'm joking or not, just typing what the muse tells me to.

so the documentary "Ryne Kon: Defender of the West Galaxy" is released tonight so it can be used as an excuse for the run up on price tomorrow...

kek bאggies

Here's to earnings kicking off the final 2 weeks tomorrow.
WAGMI

>>55206593
This was always going to be a multi-year, multi-generational play. Only shills meant to discourage you say it's tomorrow or in two weeks from now. Look at Coke. We may not be millionaires and movie gods or rock stars but our grandchildren will

I want to make it but I don't want to sell any shares. How do I accomplish this?

>>55206530
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 15th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
TDA
>RH
Stake and Hatch (NZ and Australian)
Schwab

RRP 2,134.638

PARTICIPANTS 101

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

>>55206611
>2 more weeks

all the shills are from BRICS shitholes

MOONA SOONA JOONA

I call your ban, tranny, and raise you one more unique IP. I can do this all day.

:)

>>55206616
Actually, this was always going to be a multi-timeline, multi-reality play. Only shills meant to discourage you say it's in this plane of existence or in two heat death's from now. Look at Coke. We may not be millionaires and movie gods or rock stars but our alterverse-grandchildren will.

Just like that GME will never be over 25 ever again

KEK BAGGIES

Probably going to stop updating these until tomorrow, I've already gone schizo enough already.

Once again, if you are unaware what is happening, watch this documentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIt8WuEQntY&ab_channel=CNBC [Embed]

Watch even 5 minutes, then compare it to the trailers for Meme King documentary. Then see the date this video was posted. Now go look at TSLA's stock since that time. Now times that by 1000. Hope you get it now.

If you want more schizo shit, here's Amazon's documentary too (check date and chart): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZPMr-LX6hE&ab_channel=Martin%27sHomestead

It's today

>>55206708
So both of these docs were made right before the stocks squeezed?

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>55206705
Yes, thanks for constantly updating us that the price is going to dump you fucking shill

>>55206708
the next step in the process is when they all start raising their price targets on the stock. I remember when this happened with Tesla and everyone was telling me I was an idiot for holding so much of it.

>>55206766
>the price is going to dump
not exactly...

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/30/cnbc-documentaries-making-of-the-meme-king-premieres-tuesday-june-6-at-10pm-et.html

>>55206801
thats 4 am in europe
lots of holders from europe
4 am
wagso

>kek hedgies
>kek shorts
>kek swingies
>kek shills
>kek rimjabi
>kek dikshita
>kek fudders
>kek yiddies
>kek cokeheads
>kek evergrandies
>kek silvergate
>kek china
>kek russia
>kek suisse
>kek instinet
>kek glitchies
>kek deboonkers
>kek moths child
>kek WEF
>kek lauer
>kek thomas lee
>kek wangies
>kek crypto
>kek SEC
>kek kenny

>kek kekkies

>>55206801
Is this the one that Cheng voluntarily participated in?

>I WILL sell 1 share of GME for a billion dollars
>I WILL stomp on Ken Griffin's shriveled balls with a steel toed boot

>>55206843
Yea he is gonna throw Ryan under the bus

>>55206854
But Larry, Ryan is the bus.

>>55206843
no idea. but if you watch the trailer there is a guy looking like a cheng.

>>55206533
yeah I'll check that

>>55206843
>https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/30/cnbc-documentaries-making-of-the-meme-king-premieres-tuesday-june-6-at-10pm-et.html
Yes.

>>55206708
You, anon, have some serious autism. I get it now that WAGMI bigly.

>>55207004
>>55206708
Organized directional autism is the only way to counter organized psychopathy.

Why are they afraid of $25?

Today I'm gonna eat 4 eggs while holding GameStop stock ticker: $GME

>>55206792
Bruh, I know that we are all in this play for a moonspike like in pic-related, but please, don't cock tease me with the financial equivalent of hardcore porn.

>>55206792
gernish

>>55207080
You kno why. These disgraced supposed rulers of the planet don't have anything better to do that fuck around and make things worse than admit to what they have done. What fear they may have it's not a mote of what they, and all their loved ones are due.

Why bbyq still not $0?
Why gme still not moass?
Why float still not drs?
Why I still not rich?

>>55207126
It's literally just repeating 2020-2021's price action, starting from when 2020 had the short exempt volume spike and starting from when 2023 had the short exempt volume spike. I've been following it for about two months now and it's been pretty much identical even down to the minute candles. I wasn't following it daily but it's been too weird lately not to. The magnitude is off by a little bit but the shape is the nearly same. We've seen fractals before but not like this.

>>55206630
borrow agaisnt your assests at 1.5%. set it up so that it keeps rolling over and your estate will handle the interest once you pass away. i still recommended you get some real assets like property or land so youre not a full leach like the cunts we're up against. make sure you have a law firm and tax attorney picked out for this. no, you will not be able to manage millions of dollars on your own.
https://youtu.be/MX_JYpp5lCA?t=485

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

…

For real this time.

>>55206708
>>55207004
>>55207044
checked, based, and tyfys

>>55207211
M&A deal would be nice. Or a MOASS.

>>55207211
Wear a turtleneck and show us what a good presentation looks like.

>>55207211
Fuck off ryan you never deliver

>>55207211
K-Y Jelly and a melon.

>>55207211
For real this time? I need freedom.

>>55206924
>>55206843
>>55206801
so they're releasing tonight on the eve of earnings. like another anon pointed out, they did the same with tesla back in 2020 right before it started to run. WAGMI

>>55207211
As always, some "turn me into my fursona" serum and a thing of sushi and hummus, please.

>>55207211
can i see the launch menu?

>>55207211
Oh, and financial freedom for me and my extended family.

>>55207211
DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING !

DRIVING IN THE SAME CAR THAT THEY KILLED 'PAC IN

>>55207211
A RECORD DEAL
FROM ME
TO ME
MYSELF
AND I

>>55207211
I hate you so fucking much you couldn't fathom it

>>55207211
>Do you guys need anything?
I'll need THD

>>55207154
>We've seen fractals before but not like this.
Yeah, I've seen the charts you've been posting (TYFYS) and I am cautiously optimistic. I really want to believe, but so many dates have come and gone already. I just want this to be over.

>>55207211
I don't need anything because I am on a hunger strike until WAGMI. I think I can last until July 4th.

This deserves more attention, anon articulated the clusterfuck very well

>>55206600

Wonder how this documentary is going to portray RC and what the motive is? It has Larry Cheng in it, but CNBC were trashing RC Chobani earlier.

>>55207203
Thanks fren.

I'd be scared of it coming back down and being left with a bag so I'd probably just use the borrowed money to buy positive cash flow assets like rental property or maybe a farm. Or maybe I could borrow at 1.5% and buy T-bills at 5%.

>>55207211
>For real this time.

>>55207482
Can anyone explain why they'd do this?

>>55207211
I need dog food, thanks

>>55207566
It's a way to steal a cool couple trillion $s a year and not have people asking around about it.

>>55207566
It's shorting stock via other means. If you settle the ftd when the price is lower, it's a short sale with yourself as the counterparty.

>>55207587
If it's circulating through the hoaxerages, how do they use it? They just steal for the fun of it?
That's bullshit but I believe it and I just want to understand it better, for schizo reasons.

aliens arrive

>>55207626
they're circumcising the stocks

>>55207626
My working theory is that it eventually devolved into a large money laundering scheme through a combination of regulatory capture and apathy.

>>55207566
>lie about the number of shares in circulation (fractional reserve stock market™)
>use the money you say people have in their accounts to do your own thing

>>55207566
It’s truly a mystery

>>55207154
The fractals…

what are they telling you?

>>55207719
And they have the gall to talk down to everyone as if they're success was obtained by being financially geniuses and everyone else is too stupid to understand any of it.

>>55206705
So if this were to be true when would the spike be?

>>55207772
To be fair every single person I try explaining this to has their eyes glaze over and just wait until I'm finished talking to say "That's nuts" before launching into whatever it is they want to talk about

>>55207626
The money goes towards bribing politicians, it goes overseas, it goes into real estate and private islands, and it even goes into pizza on dominoes.

>>55207482
Soooooooo... we're ngmi or wagmi?

What do you make of this, looks like TEDDY goes live on the 4th of July

>>55207858
What? Who cares?

>>55207815
Yeah that's happened to me too. Average people are way too trusting of "'successful" people.

what happens if it closes above 25? it gets knocked down any time it hovers near it

>>55207864
GMERICA cares son

>>55206375
>>55206412
>>55206439
>>55206474
>>55206497
as i said, shin replaces "a" in a hebrew keyboard (picrel)
you're all fucking idiots who dont know the difference between a keyboard and an alphabet
do better

>>55207858
chabonis side grift

>>55207858
Gmerica. Simple as.
7/4=1 company

>>55207865
It's more that they don't actually understand. That glazed look is what IT guys call vapor lock or dummy mode. They will believe almost anything until they snap out of it.

>>55207902
thank you for posting your keyboard

>>55207937
>They will believe almost anything until they snap out of it
That's the problem, they don't believe any of it. I tell them they can make millions in two weeks by buying a stock for $25 today and yet nobody will listen or take a chance on it

>>55207934
I think Gmerica will be an umberlla company with gamestop bby and nordstorm eventually

>>55207978
I think that's fucking stupid

>>55207965
Normalcy bias is just too much of an obstacle for people to overcome.
>GameStop? People still shop there?
>I haven't been to GameStop in years lol
>People just download their games now
They just parrot whatever they hear from MSM or from social media. It takes a very particular type of person to gravitate towards something like GME and for some people that just isn't possible.

>>55207902
So it's the key one over instead?

>>55207664
just a snip off the tip bro

>>55207978
Blockbuster too, they'll be gamestop's version of Amazon's streaming service.

>>55207747
>>55207806
Spike happens just as it happened in 2020-2021, on the same timescale, and nearly the same as it happened on the calendar.
It should bottom around July 4th if it keeps following, which is a holiday so the first trading day is July 5th. Slow and crabby but picking up steam in August. It's a symbolic date so I think that'd fit their weird religious bullshit.

>>55207978
Yes. Ryan is going up against Amazon. And he will fucking win.

>>55208012
Im just laying it out for you to play it out

>>55207902
>Israel
>Backspace

>>55208029
This. I think Toys R Us are involved too perhaps. Maybe even Sears?

>>55207858
It's defintely related to BBBY. Think about it:
>what was Pulte tweeting lately? Only The Young
>who are young? Babies
>what did Pulte have recently? A baby
>what does Ryan Cohen have? Two Babies
>what do babies like? TEDDY bears
>how do you get TEDDY bears? You BUY them
>what does Ryan Cohen does to his babies? He BUYs BUYs them TEDDY bears (two BUYS because there's two babies)
>who sells TEDDY bears? Bed Bath and Beyond
>where do you put TEDDY bears? In a house
>what does Pulte's company make? Houses
>how do you make babies? You MERGE the penis with the vagina.
It is therefore plain to see that a GME+BBBY merger is in the works.

>>55208052
So MOASS is going to give us back the 90s?

>>55208052
We're getting the gang back together again

>>55208067
We fucking deserve the 90 coming back. The 2000's have sucked ass.

>>55208015
yes

CZ calling out god chosen

https://twitter.com/cz_binance/status/1666162656351342594?s=20

>>55208085
So just as easy to make a typo with?

>>55208078
fucking this need to get back on the correct timeline again and i know just the man

>>55208053
Pulte is a ardent taytay fan as well

>>55207211
Make it go please. I'm seriously about to lose my shit.

>>55208108
almost. it's two typos in this case. slightly less likely to occur randomly and slightly more likely to be a troll or misdirect.
think - who is dumb enough to not fact check the keyboard theyre pretending to typo from? might they also shit directly into the street?

>>55207978
Too bad for distractions that that would require a shareholder vote, which isn't happening plus I would unironically sell all my GME if they merged with a bankrupt penny stock with five billion dollars in debt, so it would never pass anyway.

>>55208166
checked and agreed

>>55208123
Then BBBY is undoubtedly involved. Here are the facts:
>Pulte is a TS fan
>what's one of TS' most popular song? Shake if Off
>what else do you shake? Salt
>what goes with salt? Pepper
>where do you put pepper? Pepper Grinder
>which place sells both Salt Shakers and Pepper Grinders? Bed Bath and Beyond
>what's the most widely-available salt in U.S. Groceries? Kosher Salt.
>who would ACQUIRE Kosher Salt? a Jewish person.
>who is a Jewish Person? Ryan Cohen.
Therefore, it is without a doubt that Ryan Cohen will ACQUIRE Bed Bath and Beyond.

What's is going to happen tomorrow with the earnings ?

>>55208196
literally no idea. my gut telling me dump because its being hyped up too much but who really knows. its an actual coin flip

>>55208196
pop to 29.99 then back down to 24

>>55208196
>"No forward guidance or information at this time"
>"Thanks to our wonderful shareholders, you're the best"
>negative EPS but we'll spin that into it's bullish as long as we have a profitable Q2 and Q3

>>55208152
It makes sense if you’re multilingual. Your brain might not even register that ש is the wrong letter since it still makes the right sound. You can read both so no problem, there’s only a problem when an English only chad doesn’t know what the fuck a ש is and you have to desperately damage control by pretending to do an epic troll this whole time

>>55206260
I'm an Israeli and ש make "sheeee" sound but could also make "ssss" sound, so even through it's written "שoon" It can be read as "soon"
Also it's could be typo(a weird one), I would expect the typo to be "ד" and not "ש".

>>55208196
there wont be no news other that financial figures i imagine, till next week at the annual meeting if they have any plans?

>>55208272
a real israelite or one of the sneks?
captcha: YH00 J

>>55208166
They can call another vote if a merger happens ? as you cant always tie in mergers with annual meetings , but i have no financial expertise in that so wouldn't know if you can or not.

>>55206602
Yes, I think this is one of their only hopes to control FOMO.

The timing of the other doc pumped on SS that gave air time to AMC seems like another attempt to split retail fomo. Expect that AMC will also run tomorrow if we do to maintain that narrative.

I also look forward to learning what is happening with BBBYQ

I think if nothing happens i might finally try and kill myself. I've held through so many cope dates...i don't have the same optimisim as you guys anymore

>>55206708
You are the schizo GOAT. God that is beautiful

>>55208427
What about your life is so bad? Just keep working, living and loving and accumulating shares and you’ll be fine, brother

EVERY TIME I TALK, THEY SAY I'M TOO AGRESSIVE,
I WAS OUT HERE SPAZZIN', NOW YA'LL GET THE MESSAGE??

>>55207211
Based Publix anon. Show me a sign that animorphs is real. Also, I'd love a pub sub. Godspeed

>>55208444
Life is boring and pointless

>>55208272
How do you type shimshon in Hebrew?
YAMSSB

>>55208444
checked, now >>55208427 has to discover the beauty of life ha ha ha!

>>55208451
You're boring and pointless, but you can change that.

>>55208468
I've traveled the world, I've lived in four countries, I have a PhD, I have completed incredibly tough ultra-distance endurance races, I work in research, I've fucked lots of girls.

What else would make me less boring and life less pointless. At least GME is entertaining, kind of, but it has taken actual years and all that's happened is that I'm 40% down. Gonna ride this shit out just to see what happens.

I just had a thought -- this whole they might arrest Trump thing which just resurfaced is going to be the cover for GME/BBBY MOASS tanking Wall Street.

>>55208493
nobody special. that's you. all of that dough, you ain't seen Cancún?

>>55207211
I dunno what's at Publix because I'm in Ohio. Just get me a really good sandwich and a side. Both if your choosing. Also I love you very much uwu :3

>>55207772
Tbf this has been the American way since slavery.
>"Gosh I am a brilliant business owner look at the massive farm I manage"
>Plantation is run on slave labor by the underpaid hired hand overseer to grow food cro- just kidding it's all tobacco, cotton, and sugar which destroys the soil and gets sold at exorbitant prices
You can pretty much copy and paste this for at least some subset of American industry for the entirety of the country's existence. Even Apple's new goggles are only so expensive because they refuse to loss lead on a product that they dragged their heels on revealing for 2 fucking years (they are still going to use what's tantamount to slave labor to build them).

“r/Superstonk will be going dark from June 12-14 in protest against Reddit’s API changes which will kill 3rd party apps & tools.”

This is it boys.

>>55208592
Holy fucking shit. They are so comped.

>>55207044
This is the premise of basically every shounen series.

>>55208592
Posting in bread where making it was truly confirmed.

>>55208592

>>55208592
I couldn't give two fucks if reddit goes down. If 4chan went down I would be irritated

>>55207241
Got ur melon right here fren

>>55208604
>>55208671
>>55208674
>>55208730

I completely fabricated this post, btw. Thanks for understanding.

>>55208748
sad pathetic hedgie shill

>>55208748
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/142l11z/so_how_loud_is_this_sub_going_to_get_on_june/
Shill or not that bait was exquisite

>>55208748
I understand completely and stand by my previous statement

>>55207214
new and improved

germanfag here. i just watched the cnbc europe documentary as it is past 10 pm and they aired it here tonight. multiple friends called me asking how to open broker accunts and how to buy in. it s happening.
i made this up thou.

just make shit up, it's funny every fucking time

>>55208458
שמשון

CNBC launching an outright fud production loaded with misinformation and statements that can be construed as libel against GME is incredibly bullish.

Tomorrow is here. Wake up and smell the ashes.

>>55207934
>2 more weeks x 2

>>55208748
You cheeky motherfucker.

>>55208604
>>55208671
>>55208674
>>55208730
Kek baggies get BTFO so easily

>>55207902
whatever you שay

I haven't been paying attention, is it earnings tomorrow?

>>55209004
you have the reading comprehension of a slovakian beagle.

>>55209020
no

>>55208266
it's not about sounds it's about keyboard layouts
>>55208272
thank you, one would expect a typo of "ד" and not "ש" as "ד" is the alt from and "s" and "ש" is the alt from an "a"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2bBZvSPpOo
>We go 0 to 100 nigga, real quick
>Man it's 2008, I'm tryna paint the picture
>Comeback season in the works and now I'm thinkin' bigger
>They ain't make me what I am, they just found me like this
>I was ready, fuck that, I've been ready

>>55206533
checked.
wagwi.
when earning?

>>55209111
tomorrow

>>55209111
oh no i forgot picrel. Shame. Shameless selfcheck.
WAGWI!

>>55208851
another great point - hebrew is written right to left not left to right, so even if someone was replacing a sound (as proposed in >>55208266
) then it still occupies the wrong part of the word (which it wouldn't, because that's not how multilingual thought works).

if you newfags want to actually be antisemetic and not just meme monkeys you need to do some fucking research

>55209047
>Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
praise Jesus WAGMI

>>55209020
2 weeks

>>55209133
praise jesus
wagmi
amen brother
i still think you're fucking retarded

>>55209020
gamestops: no
ours: yes

>>55209115
thanks.

june 21st
look at the chart
june 21st

>>55207211
Beat earnings
Acquire Baby and their digital assets with Brett, roll it into Teddy and convert shares in both to a holding company
Show no mercy

>>55207211
Also issue and sell the Wu Tang album as an NFT

>>55209312
>312 chicago area code
What did kek mean by this? Spill it schizo

>>55209316
>convert shares in both
Both Teddy and GME you mean doubtlessly. BBBYQ holders will get nothing.

I'm going to use My Moass Money (MMM) to make Sovereign Citizenship into a real and valid movement.
There is nothing you can do to stop me.

>>55209125
No.

>>55209395
>BBBYQ holders will get nothing.
>he hasn't read the groundbreaking BBBYQ DD

>>55208444
checked thanks for the reminder anon

>>55209125
That's not what the error that is being accused of making is though, it's that they were flipping between keyboard modes and didn't see a very minor typo due to reading the letter as the desired sound, a letter one key off on a keyboard as though no one has hit the key next to another by accident. Also his LARP about the investment firm after was weird as a glassdoor interview from a few weeks before was dug up complaining about how the job offer was misleading as it was asking for the apllicant to be managing retail investor sentiment. Sure could be a troll, but troll's always have a punchline, this is just suspicious.

Kek baggies. Aliens will be discovered before MOASS happens.

Reminder we're winning.

>>55209412
I wipe my arse with real toilet paper thank you very much.

>>55209409
look up a hebrew keyboard
look at where "ש" is located
it is the alt of "a" on the hebrew keyboard
i know that it makes an "s" or "sh" sound
that's not what i'm talking about
i am talking about keyboard layouts
the direct typo from accidentally hitting the hebrew key over an "s" as in "soon" would be "ד"
the typo would therefore read "דoon"
a retarded donkey trying to troll you would use "ש" because they googled "s in hebrew" to manufacture their typo instead of looking up a keyboard layout
you are a retarded donkey for not researching the plausibility of the typo you saw beyond looking up the sound that ש
at least you're not alone, look at the rest of the idiots who got got

>>55209495
And the 'a' key and the 's' key are where in relation to one another?

>>55209487
Who likes to make poop tweets? Ryan Cohen
What do you use to wipe your ass after shitting? Toilet paper
How do you produce shit? By MERGING food with your digestive juices
Who shits a lot? Babies
What do you do for baby shit? You BUY diapers
What do you do for babies who shit a lot? You BUY BUY them diapers (2x because they shit a lot)
Who sells diapers? Buy Buy Baby
What is Buy Buy Baby? A Bed Bath and Beyond brand.
As you can see, only an idiot will not see the BRIGHT AS DAY signs that Ryan Cohen will have GameStop merge with BBBY.

Wow you guys are really still debating an obvious shitpost

>>55209495
oh the derail "ש" storyline is up again? Next will be theadsplitting and unhined behaviour to get the thread deleted. Best part is, it is some meltdownies and they actually think they are "owing" or "trolling" but reality shows: Its just a sad bunch of nonhobbies nonfrienders.

Are the hedge cunts preparing for another giga dump post earnings? I sense more demonic powers of chicanery building up as we speak. God I hate them so fucking much.

>>55209495
I'll post it again tomorrow.

Imagine you wake up tomorrow morning, early af, to go piss.
>You happen to pick up your phone.
>You instinctively open your trading app.
>Pre-market shows GME at $10101.01
What is your first action, as you're standing in front of the toilet, mid-stream, when you realize it's happening?
>YFW?

>>55209575
NO SHIT NIGGA. I'm buying fucking puts tomorrow morning when it scamwicks to 25.78

>>55209642
I'd probably pop into the BBBYQ thread to laugh at them.

>>55209642
>You happen to pick up your phone.
The instant I wake up my mind is on GME and I immediately check the price

>>55209659
based

Price has been kissing 25 a bit AH

At 4am tomorrow morning you will shit yourself.

>>55207211
Rope

>>55207325
Checked

whats up with the earnings report?

>>55209725
>whats up with the earnings report?
>what's up?
The earnings.

>>55209722
I wish people like you would not exist.

>>55208427
Based. They will drag this out till 4th of july with pulte as their hypeman and go back to comfy posting after the 4th. Do not fall to their jewish trickery you are infinite and time you make reality by simply existing. You mustn’t fear death

>>55209785
I wish the same but your jewish god is very cruel so both we are here.

Look at the level the shilling has degraded to. They're arguing about the English and Hebrew keyboard and where specific letters are and how the interplay may result in typos. Kudos to the anons willing to put up with this rancid level of pilpul. This subject is stupid as hell, yet this is the hill they die on?
>pic related, some anon recording their dumbass attempt to save face

What's the matter hedge cunts? Don't like 25? Pathetic.

>>55209693
You fuckers keep telling me this and at this point I'm starting to think I've been wasting money on these depends. When does the WAGSO really start Anon?!?

>>55209977
checked and:
$25
>$25
$25
>$25
$25
>$25
$25
>$25
$25
>$25

>>55210020
>Thinks he can WAGSO while wearing a diaper
NGMI

Comfy.
Holding.
Never folding.

For a second there I thought it was earnings tonight. Oh well.
We must imagine Sisyphus comfy.

>>55210020
You didn't waste money on depends. Regift that shit, it's hilarious.

It's still a Hebrew keyboard. I don't even know why this is debated.
>It was a troullolol worry not goyum
STILL A HEBREW KEYBOARD
KENNYS GREATEST IMPOTENT ALLIES

>>55210065
What's in her mouth?

>>55210106
my ComputerShare password

>>55210106
After MOASS? Whatever you want there to be.
Until then: presumably a tongue, salivia, and a palette; hopefully gums and teeth; definitely air, water vapour, and a variety of microorganisms.

UH OH UH OH
BAGGOT ALERT
BAGGOT ALERT

>>55206699

If the price hits $800 tomorrow and stays there, will you sell?
I know some people would want to cash out the quick 1-2 million

Even AH the hedge cunts are spooked by 25. Weak fucking bitches.

>>55210229
The economy is in great shape goys. We just had a fake pandemic for no reason, bank failures, hyperinflation, jobs being replaced by AI. Worse than 08 so we’re going to change the default of words because there will be no more bailouts. Just watch the little green line go up. That’s all there is to it. Obama is awesome. Based black men are the future

That's a lot of green!

>>55210091
The internet has shined a light on Jewish tricks far brighter than 109 countries ever could

>>55210253
>The complete physical an emotional destruction of the illegitimate state of Israel and reestablishing the country of Palestine.
>The entirety of ZOG, WEF, NWO etc... in all governments and private sectors world wide are dragged into prisons and black sites where they will spend the rest of their lives behind bars
>Gold standard comes back
>I get at least $100,000,000 of the current rate in gold backed new US money (non CBDC) PER SHARE.
If my demands aren't meant I just won't sell. I have no reason to sell when I think that USD is phasing out.

>>55210327
you're a green stock

>>55209020
ignore shitters, yes it's tomorrow, annual is following week

Wen market implosion and moon?
Beard this talk about a death cross last thread with the S&P when are we gonna see the rocket light?

MOASS needs to happen, My girlfriend asked me for a MacBook for her birthday in July.. man I’m just barely eating enough calories to stay yolked.
I have little side plays like TSLA that did really good but I need to get like $1800 that I’m not mad about completely losing (difficulty: impossible)

>>55208272
I'm also from Israel. This is spot on.

NGL it would be tough not to sell if it hit $1800 tomorrow.

>>55210468
Did you knock her up? There’s really no reason not to anymore. Ryan selling the books and sonograms means just go for it

Yo listen up, here's a story
'Bout a stock that's got some glory
It's GameStop, the one that's mean
Let me tell you 'bout being green

(Chorus)
I'm green, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm green, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

(Verse 2)
Inside these gains, there's something bold
A community that's worth its gold
Holding strong, they won't let go
Together they're causing quite the show

(Chorus)
I'm green, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm green, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

(Verse 3)
Now here's the thing, it's not just luck
They've done their research, they're not stuck
Taking on the hedge, they fight the fight
With diamond hands, they'll see the light

(Chorus)
I'm green, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm green, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

(Bridge)
They're holding tight, for all to see
In this market, they're breaking free
From red to green, they've turned the tide
Together they'll ride this bullish stride

(Chorus)
I'm green, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm green, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

(Verse 4)
So come on now, let's join the crew
Stand tall, hold on to what is true
In GameStop's tale, we'll find our way
Being green, we'll make it pay

(Chorus)
I'm green, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm green, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

somewhere between 700 billion and a trillion 300 million billion dollars per share

i hate earnings weeks i'm so nervous every time

>>55210656
also known as 7x10^11 or 3x10^29

>>55210659
don't be nervous :-)

>>55210331
It's 110 (including Afghanistan, 2022)

don't care about video games
don't care about web3
don't care about nft's
don't care about cohen's children's books
don't care about hedgies going to prison
only care about moass and selling my shares for 1,000,000 USD each

>>55210772
that's a man

>>55210555
I will be easy for me because I'll be at work the entire day. Not only that but never in my life would I dream of selling this below $100,000,000 per share. If I don't get my money, I will start doing glow nigger type shit to the enemies of mankind. I get all the money AND my enemies go to prison, or I'll glow harder than a stoner poster hung up at a spencer's in an old shopping mall

>>55210772
NGMI

>>55210775
>see ass
>think about man
you are gay

>>55207203
>>55207512
>I'd probably just use the borrowed money to buy positive cash flow assets like rental property or maybe a farm
now that's thinking like a wealthy person. personally, im going to sell a few shares so i can pay off debts and have cash on hand.

>>55210302
Giga turbo cope. Completely priced in. Hence why the market is green and you're so red. Dumb fuck baggot

I know when the MOASS will be.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/142wxdf/my_computershare_buys_today_went_in_under_the/
ComputerShare direct buyers confirmed cucks. Book KINGS win again.

>>55210945
>NTR
you can't even make this stuff up, it's too ridiculous

notice how the msm talking heads barely mention gamestop, and when they do, it's usually followed by "it's over". they stick to bbby and how he left people holding bags. might watch this shit show documentary tonight so i can save you frens the agony of enduring it.

>>55208272
>>55210534
how long has mossad been monitoring these threads?

>>55210969
whoops. forgot the link
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/142ip9h/seahenbeesea_at_it_again_with_gamestop_segments/

Stronger together ape frens, I'll see you on reddit! To the moon!

Back in the day it was said that moass is probably going to occur over several trading days instead of being short and violent. What do you think today?

>>55210996
>it's not really a thing anymore it's bankrupt
>*oh shit*
>-cy gone but he got out
top fucking kek

CHECK THE PRICE

>>55211044
I'm retarded they were talking about BBBY

>>55208029
I figure they will do an NFT streaming service. Where you basically pay a monthly fee for tokens which are then used to rent or even buy movies. Make it so you have enough tokens a month for a lot of screen time, more than the average viewer. But also give the option to purchase with those same tokens and of course the ability to buy more. Seems like a smarter business model to me.

>>55211062

>>55210835
Sure. Plantir hedging with $50 million in gold. The printers are brrring just to kake interest payments on bonds. Musk offloading stock while msm signals for people to load up their bags.

At $800 per share I'd have a little over a cool million. I'd take that in a heartbeat after two years of nothing

>>55210996
>that guy at the end who says to just play options if anything
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA these cunts are going to burn in hell.

>>55211181
At one million per share, you'd have 1.25 billion dollars and still be a bitch baby with no impulse control

>>55211181
At $800,000,000 per share I'd have a little over a cool trillion. I'd take that in a heartbeat after two years of nothing

>>55211062

>>55211062
We're so tomorrow

>>55211181
It went to 450 in Jan 2021, I should think it would go higher than 800 with an actual squeeze.

>>55211266
But that was presplit, sonpost equivalent somewhere in 200's? Unironically it's going to 1k minimum

>>55209495
you know people do it on purpose to get the שizos going right?

Oh God what was I thinking? Why did you make me a schizo? Any other stock or movement and I would not have cared. It had to be gamestop of all places

>>55210610
(You) for classical music remix.

>>55211275
Cool, I'll be a millionaire even after taxes at 1k

>>55211275
Honestly I only got into this play because I was told it was going to $1k per share. At the time I only had 17. Now I have 1.7k. I would be thrilled with it to go to 1k per share now, but I imagine most people will be selling at 800 instead of trying to time the top

>>55211275
I would sell at 10K not look back and be grateful that I did even if the stock runs way past it. I would hold a few for meme numbers, but any investment where you make enough to relax comfortably and start a family is a good investment. I don’t need to be a king. I just want to be a Wizard

At this point if the price were to go to $100 you can bet that it'll go even farther. Remember the 6 figures that showed up in the past? It's genuinely not impossible that once MOASS begins the price will instantly flip to 6 figures. Don't give into price anchoring. Infinity is possible and everyone knows it.

Reddit expects menr numbers, so we could see it go to six digits momentarily. The trick will be to sell incrementally, but not too low

>>55210967
>>55210945

If the order book is empty, and the algo closes the share at the best price, the only limit is how much your broker is cucking you.

>>55207203
Im simply going to manage millions of dollars on my own

>>55211374
>the price will instantly flip
let's hope it does so before the magnetic poles flip on june 17

>>55211582
>There are no cohencidences

>Earnings call moderately above expectations
>No new announcements
>No movement on the marketplace
>Price will peak at 27 and close at 24 the day after
>We all go back to our hopium and nothing changes
I want to be wrong but we all know this is what will happen

>>55211582
>he doesn’t know

>>55211345
It's almost as if your alphabet agency shill faggot ass hasn't taken inflation into account. Billions. Mark my words, I'm after billions AND the destruction of the ZOG world order.

>>55211582
That’s not happening. Should I waste effort explaining why?

>>55211345
If enough people try to time the top (or just never sell because fuck ‘em) then there won’t BE a top

>>55211686
They just can’t seem to fathom that infinity is real.

>>55211693
I think they can but the thought utterly terrifies them. They always win, and even if they don’t big daddy government will bail them out. Neither happened and now their thoughts have segfaulted

>>55211582
This was the premise of Lost and moving the island

>>55211727
>They always win
not always

>>55211582
It's happening at the exact same time. The magnetic pole is a contraption that's mapped to the stock market and GME.

kek dumbfuck baggies

fuckin' send it..

>>55211876
That's a top 3 body type and I can't wait to smash and cuddle someone like that post moass

>>55211816
This is true. I saw it in a dream.

>>55211582
moona

This anon still here? He seemed to know a lot.

>>55211903
do you deserve it though? You broke weak faggot

>>55211959
deserve=/=afford

>>55211959
Idk if he does, but I certainly do!

>>55207222
Agreed and checked

gibe de pu55i, b0ss

>>55206790
Have you not been paying attention to that? All last month that's all that's happened. Target price is 25 right and they have been doing nothing but raising it on the weekly.

ey b0ss

HABE U SEEN A ALIEN?

>>55211959
lmao "deserve." What's the criteria? You know what, it doesn't matter. I can afford someone like her like >>55211985 pointed out, and that's what matters the most. Along the way in life post moass I'll grow thicker skin, develop better social skills, improve my health and eventually become what you would qualify as "deserving," But I won't do that to prove myself to anyone other than myself. I will reap billions of dollars, slam the finest women, play the best video games on the best hardware, eat the best food and live my best life. And you'll still be a filthy nigger complaining about my wealth and how I spend it.

i'm watchign the cnbc livestream rn where is this stupid choen duckumentary

I'm still not convinced Ryan Cohen exists kek

>>55211956
Yea I haven’t seen quality posting like this on here since the chart anon days. Kek How long until this gets posted on superstonk as a Twitter screenshot?

>>55212109
just be honest with yourself and accept that you only want to coom n' consoom

ey b0ss

>>55212200
>>55212200
>>55212200
Threaded.

>>55206909
>>55209111 Checked
WGAMI.

>>55209111
Tomorrow. AH like usual.

>>55212085
can i hab a baneella milkshake

>>55212193
hi cory i hope you know you are a rock star :applebanana: :garyoak: