/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for lean hog futures.

FUCKING FUCK
I REALLY DIDNT SHORT ENOUGH COINBASE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

explain why dilution of stocks bad, since the company adjusts you the proper number of shares you have. There is no loss of capital at all.

First for buying dividend paying companies and ETF with a strong history of raising their dividends yearly.

I'm smarter than everyone else.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

pooomp et

>KOLD pumps in premarket and dumps
Okay I see how it's gonna be now. Fighting all the way until we get back down to 64.

>>55203928
Coinbros... how will I ever afford my gym membership to fuck flabby college chicks?

lmao dead thread, jannies and mods really killed this place. well done fags.

so did the 6M at 6.2% early this morning scare the market or the news that they want to ban short-sellers like in 2008?

>>55203890
hellow mr anon
can you tell if today the market will go up or down?
thank you mr anon

>>55204059
Market getting dragged down by MSFT, AAPL, and TSLA.

>Cramer is talking about loneliness on CNBC
It’s over

MY WAAAAAAYYYYY

>>55203935

>>55204041
NVDA killed off most of the board who were short. Everyone is comfy dividend investors now

Motherfuckin burgers, why are you pumping EU now after dumping it yesterday, while you're not pumping the US today. It's so annoying.

>CLARIDA: FED WILL LIKELY RAISE RATES AGAIN IN THIS CYCLE
>CLARIDA: FED UNLIKELY TO START CUTTING RATES UNTIL 2024
IT'S OVER

>>55203935
>1 to 5
>5 goes back up to original price
>profit

>>55204119
This while EU data today was shit again. I have the feeling you simply put your money one day in US other day in EU stocks for alternating pump and dumps.

>>55203935
>the company adjusts you the proper number of shares you have
I'm getting serious ESL fatigue

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>COIN
Is this the moment to slurp ?

>>55204163
Yes, slurp right as they enter their FTX death arc at the hands of the SEC.

Se on ohi

>>55204120
Doesn't Clarida understand it's not the F.E.D.'s decision to make and that all of his actions are dictated by supply and demand? If the market demands he supply a rate cut, the market will get it's fucking rate cut.

and just like that soxl will never be below 21 ever again

my DIS calls printing sum money

>>55203926
/Lean hogs

DAX on it's of simply reversing yesterday's ISM drop. Memoryholed, I fuckin knew I should have waited. Data a day ago is IMMEDIATELY forgotten.

>>55204171
>bobotard says no
Aight time to go in. Thanks for the advice.

Where are we going to fucking go today, this retarded ass market can't pick a move

>>55203928
>file delet
For what porpoise.

So do interest rates really not matter anymore? Treasury yields are going up everyday but stocks dont care at all

>>55204215
/VX is dumping so I'm guessing we end green

>>55203960
Based

>>55204228
Alright I'm going long on the ES

>>55204211
lmao do you understand how fucked they are? Go all in with calls then do a backflip.

>>55204228
Ya jinxed it

>>55204226
The market is forward looking. And the future looks good.

>>55204226
they don't care, until they suddenly do
as long as market is keeping hopes alive of a rate cut this year, or of no further increases
have to keep in mind as well that Fed is trying to slow the ascent of yields - they want yields higher, but are trying to make it go slow, to allow banks time to fix their balance sheets and not blow up
but if we see the 2yr push 5% again, a bunch more banks are going to blow up, and then the market will "suddenly care" about the rising yields

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

>>55204226
Every rate hike that doesn't break something is bullish.

Just fucking move you retarded faggot market

>PGA TOUR AND LIV GOLF TO MERGE
golf is cool now

>>55204255
Have you seen ISM yesterday, you fuckin mumutard?

>>55203972
>flabby
?

>>55204228
lol everyone is looking at each other's ass and be like "no way he's gonna dump his shares" with a 100% certainty
The first sucker who is dumping on us all will trigger a fucking rush for the exit

>UVXY
>still no split announcement and still drilling
yikes!

>>55204341
holy shit no way

CHWY bros I kneel

>>55204380
lmao, delisting when?

>>55204226
i was thinking about this last night, but yields arent the same thing as interest rates. someone correct me if im wrong, but the interest rate (the coupon rate of the bond) is fixed but the yield is determined by the current market price of the bond. So when yields are rising, that means the price of the bond is falling, meaning bonds are being sold off or bid down somehow. If they are being sold off, where is that money flowing? into equities? back to the fed? i stopped trying to think too hard about the correlation between VIX, yields, and poop and pee. I look at them still but its hard to get a grasp of anything right now. But I look at the 2020-2021 golden bullrun on the poop and pee daily chart it looks like right now is the start of one of those. Where SPY trades above all the moving averages and said MA's are always playing catch up, with the occasional slight pullback to touch those MA's after the market drags them up to higher levels. IDK though because the 2020-2021 golden bullrun was fueled by PPP and EIDL money and ZIRP, which is no longer the macro environment. The current macro is literally "muh AI" and that's about it. Everything else is larp i think. Doesn't mean we cant go higher, but short story long is that IDK what yields or the VIX means anymore. I dont think the VIX is capturing niggaz like me hopping on 100 lot 0 dte's, and it seems like more hedgies and banks are taking the daily hedge approach now, hence the introduction of VIX1D. Some other anon smarter than me chime in please

>>55204387
MODG aka TopGolf is up 2%

>>55204362
ISM? Never heard of her. In the meantime let me know how much you're down this year. In % loss please. I already know you won't post $ losses from your 4 figure account.

>>55204215
Small cap rotation. IWM is the place to be. I even posted anime girl.

>>55204215
The market keeps picking down but gamblers then push it back up.

>>55204422
>the average mind of a mumu

>>55204422
Post your 2022 % P/L.

>ES breaks above resistance after trading sideways for over 5 minutes
>immediately reverses back down to the tight sideways channel

>>55204407
daily hedge doesn't protect you for a weekend/overnight black swan. I can't possibly imagine huge funds taking this risk

>>55204407
>If they are being sold off, where is that money flowing? into equities? back to the fed?
Suppose we have the stock market. There are COIN bagholders in it. And the SEC sues COIN.

Suddenly the bagholders have lost 16% of their "money", about 2 billion worth, but not a single dollar changed hands (or at least not 2 billion of them). The share price just reset.

Sometimes a price adjusts merely based on willingness, not on dollars.

>>55204463
There's no reason to go up. AAPL fucked it up yesterday. Stuck now and only down from here.

vix still going lower.. when is the fucking spike

The age of SPY has ended. Welcome to the age of RSP

>>55204490
based, long RSP short SPY seems like a tempting idea. Megacaps, more like megacraps.

this market is being held up by concentrated hopium and retard strength

>>55204505
How dare you. NVDA is a FORTRESS.

the fuck was that

>VIX just broke Friday's lows
>S&P trading in a wild 0.25% range
It's still a little early though.

Why is Sonos up?

>>55204483
You were saying?

>>55204521
They discovered a new source of VIX, so it's hitting all time lows.

>>55204468
so on Friday they buy/sell the Monday expirations then? idk i have a hard time they created the VIX1D for little guys like me. They know that I dont even know what im looking at half the time, I'm not reading or understanding the VIX white paper, maybe a little more understanding than the average goy, but not much.

Did you see this guy blowing the whistle on the US Government's cover-up of a retrieved extra-terrestrial space craft?

>>55204420
$GOLF ticker is Acushnet (Titleist) and $ELY is Callaway

>>55204341
Unbelievable.

Got WEAT?

>>55204539
It's the pogo stick effect, the low VIX price will reduce margins for VIX exploitation which will reduce investment in VIX extraction and in a few years we'll run out of physical VIX and it'll be trading in the $100-$150 range. I think now is a good time to fill up any space you have with volatility.

>>55204471
The thing with the bond market is, you didn't actually lose money as the bond holder unless there a full default. Just because the bond in the secondary market has "lost value" you still are entitled to the face value plus coupon payments right? So its a bit different with bonds. Although the people that trade them at the banks seems to swing them like shitcoins or like me with 0 dte SPY

>>55204532
down?

>>55204583
Solid thinking. Unfortunately I already filled my garage by taking delivery of some SRUUF shares.

Speaking of which, has anyone else gotten mysterious sunburns despite staying inside lately?

>>55204562
I'm told the ayyys will make themselves known just as the faggotry reaches a boiling point. They will declare that all trannies and freaks are to be executed en-masse before they continue relations with us. I'm hoarding rope and bullets, going to make a killing selling it to tranny hunters.

>>55204589
That is true. But if inflation hits when you've overpaid for that bond, you could "lose" money by earning 2% while inflation is 5%. If you are forced to sell in the even yields rise (prices crash), then you also lose money.

Hence, that whole Silicon Valley bank kerfuffle and the BTFP.

>>55204627
*in the event yields rise

>oil pumps BEFORE saudis cut production, on no news
>falls afterwards as people take profits
Bros.... are they insider trading?

>>55204650
No, most oil is pumped outdoors.

>>55204609
Radiation, you have cancer.

>VOO, VTI and VT pumping while TECH is all red
>QQQ ded
The markets... are healing...

>>55204654
that's the lie big oil wants you to believe so you can't have your own indoor oil pool

>>55204562
>>55204614
ayy lmao what a load of bs

>>55204662
Impossible. I got a radiation detector for just that reason and it says I'm only exposed to 3.6 Roentgen.

Sold my RIOT before they turn into heavy bags. I'll buy back on the double bottom.

>IWM +1.6%
>higher than Friday high
the rotation continues..

i dont think ive ever actually seen vix this low before

VT IMPERIUM THEY TRIED TO BURY US

>>55204627
i guess how does that affect equities? those bond traders aren't going to just move that money into equities are they? They are just going to rebuy bonds at the cheaper price. So is there really a correlation between yields and equities? idk that's why im asking

What the fuck

>>55204679
3.6 rotogens? Not good, not bad.

>>55204614
I think we should should change the rules and include some sexual orientation requirements for stock trading. We really need to make these faggots lives a living hell before we let the aylmaos kill them.

>>55204609
Do you have any healing crystals in your home?
Sometimes they can emit enough negative ions to heat up your frontal cortex or even cause skin burns.
You NEED to get a succulent or aroid plant to soak up the negative ions before they reach critical mass, otherwise it might overflow inside your body and start damaging nerve cells.

This is financial advice

>>55204734
Bonds are safe, equities are not. Sometimes traders want safety, other times they do not.

>>55204768
>Bonds are safe
tell that to the 94% IV rank!

>>55204768
>sometimes this
>sometimes that
that's why i don't trade equities based on yields

>>55204766
Can't you just have someone remove the crystal?

>>55204766
Anon are you a woman? If she takes your advice it is over she will never have a stable relationship again... she will be a lonely spiritualist with 15 cats for years...
And you're okay with that.

>>55204797
Who're you gonna trust more than the US Federal Government? The 3 trillion dollar ski goggle maker? Xi's pile of ponzi stocks?

>a meeting with upper mgmt and hr was added to my calendar
They wouldn't do this to a new dad right before father's day, right?
Right?

>>55204766
No, I only have my JO crystals. Would actually love to have some anons swing by and help recharge them.

BYND

>>55204828
Anon... that when they do it...

>>55204821
unironically the 3 trillion dollar ski goggle maker. the govt needs them more than they need the govt.

>>55204828
A new dad would still be on his 6 month paid paternity leave.

>>55204670
You and I wish. Shit's going to 450 somehow

>>55204562
Bullish or bearish?

DIE NVDA
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Idk why but I put some money into Cracker barrel to go up, they just missed earnings but I got a good feeling

>>55204821
my nigga Jensen, he's the CEO of the IRL Westworld Davos Corp, currently trying to trade my way into getting 100 shares of NVDA in my Roth.

>>55204650
>Buy the _____
>Sell the ____

AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OIL IS GOING TO $50

>>55204869
Funny, my entire Roth is in NVDA too. Well, NVDS. But close enough.

Lumberbros... we're healing...

But the Panic
Sell the Hold

>>55204898
what panic you retard

>>55204887
You know it would if our nigga Trump was still around. He'd tweet some goofy picture of him shaking a robed Saudi in the middle of a fairway, brag about saving everyone 50 cents on gas.

>>55204887
A nigga can hope.

I guess we got our one move and now we're going to crab, I'm done for the day. Not worth getting shaken out constantly

Stocks are little changed with S&P 500 hovering near a 9-month high: Live updates

This market is ultra gay and ultra boring today.
I think im going cycling and spend the day outdoors. See ya cunts tomorrow.

>>55204910
If Trump were still around we wouldn't have all these hot ukrainian widows though.

>>55204889
>NVDS
kek. I'm only like $100 away from getting that 100 lot. Although I don't know if i want it now that it's pulling back. And it would mean I cant do other trading in my Roth since it would be 100% of my account value.

Sanity has returned.

>>55204938
We do? My understanding was all the Ukrainian women went to the Bidens. Over 14, Hunter. Under, Joe.

Also long WEAT.

>>55204934
I'm thinking the same thing, already got my 4 mile run in, think im going to smoke some chicken legs on the Oklahoma Joe with some Alabama white sauce

>>55204938
Just imagine putting your dick in a pussy where another man pumped his cum inside.
Disgusting

Is NVDA just going to slow bleed back to a reasonable valuation? I am thinking I should take my profits

>>55204971
it's got support at 385

>IWM +1.9%
WHEW

>>55204938
overated. I fucked two, one wasn't a widow, both were bat shit crazy. idk if it's a ukrainian thing or a refugee thing but fuck are they entitled.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>to become a project manager, you need a PMP
>to get a PMP, you need to be a project manager
The USA has literally no future as a serious country.

>>55204992
IWM new HOD lol

ISM data of yesterday that caused DAX DROP MEMORYHOLED. I actually hate trading EU more. It's even less predictable than US. Sometimes it copies US, sometimes not. It always ignores EU data (today german order -0,4% instead of +3% estimate, after -10% previous (didn't matter for DAX)

>>55204989
The Fed fixed regional banks?

>>55205070
are you the same anon who got DOPPELWUMMS'd by Olaf Scholz for several months in a row now?
you complain about the DAX monday til friday.

>>55205097
Yes.

>>55205123
Well good. I don't pay those guys for nothing.

>>55205110
Yes, I will complain for an eternity. I wouldn't complain if it didn't move so predictably unpredictably spastic.

But no, I'm not complaining all days. Today I started again because of the memoryhole bullshit. Maybe yesterday because DAX dropped despite US pumping which was weird as hell.

>IWM +2.5%
l m a o
THE ROTATION!!!!!

>>55205129
DAX has become a pretty much irrelevant index over the past 20 years.
Most of the "German" companies should start trading on Chinese exchanges anyway.

its not a phase its called accumulating

>>55205166
Nearly every 5 minute candle prints a new HOD lol

>>55205168

CCJ pulled back enough to actually start accumulating? Or is uranium going to disappoint us all again?

TEN BAGGER! TEN BAGGER! TEN BAGGER!

>>55205166
Too bad IWM is full of trash.
RSP is the safer bet.

>>55205195

>>55205211
>Too bad IWM is full of trash.
>RSP is the safer bet.
>Invesco S&P 500 Equal Weight ETF (RSP)

>>55205218
pretty soon be somethin' somethin' out?

>>55205218
>>55205239
are you alright?

>>55205167
?? It's the ultimate ponzi or don't you see his performance? Although US (DOW or NASDAQ) are even somehow worse, despite being indices that pay out dividends (DAX doesn't, dividends pump the index higher with every year)

The bots have cracked the code. They have unlocked the mystery of the green day. We will never have significant red days again. The era of downturns has passed into history. Short crypto, buy stocks. Order has been restored.

>>55205028
thank you post has just triggered the first barrier of my top signal indicator

Woah wtf is going on with socials?

wtf wti bros we are green again

>>55205283
>The bots have cracked the code. They have unlocked the mystery of the green day. We will never have significant red days again. The era of downturns has passed into history. Short crypto, buy stocks. Order has been restored.
This but unironically.
0dte options on SPX and SPY won't allow any big undesired moves from now on.
Also options and the stock markets are a solved game now thanks to AI.

ELEVENT BAGGERS, 110 BIG GUYS!!!

>>55205343
Your Position?

>>55205343
Is this what degen gambling looks like?

CRBP bros...

>>55205364
I HAVE 80 CONTRACTS

Bonjour

>>55205239
N O !!
O
!!!

>>55205250
No, and I'm so far from alright, that question is getting pretty close to being stupid.

Am I a fool for slurping PYPL?

I W M
W
M

>>55205377
>the saboteur squirts

>>55205444
congrats on this little buddy

RELEVERAGED AND READY FOR BLAST OFF!!!!

>>55205416
I think I did that.

>>55205477
I'm coming for your tendies, bull

>>55205537
I got balls of steel, you'll break your teeth on my nuts kiddo.

did every1 died? where did every1 go?

>>55205377
Indian shitposting is on another level, of course

>>55205601
the thread dies when there's no realized vol in the market

many green candles ahead

>>55205643
I'm over here grabbing fucking ten baggers while everyone else is sucking on their thumbs.

>>55205601
post speed is exponentially proportional to VIX. VIX is dying therefore /smg/ is dying too.

only 2% down from last week now
losing money is just that easy

>>55205416
going higher again lol

>>55205467

>>55205664
>SMG is slowing down
We are finally healing...

S&P 500 rises slightly, hovers near a 9-month high

>>55205601
have there been IP range ban waves lately?
idk... /smg/vix has been going lower and lower and lower recently

>>55205601
mods mass banned for debt ceiling talk being about politics. I figure most just got pissed and left never to return.

>>55205705
TECH is all down the pump is all on the backs of Midcaps with Meta helping keep the Algos from trying to tank shiy. Hyper bullish. Sorry about your shorts Bobo.

>>55205377
Fucking kek! Someone do a welfare check on CRBPajeet.

>>55205806
Not sure he's been around recently, but HIFS is pumping.

WE DID IT REDDIT

good morning sirs!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTvu1Yr3Ohk

im up 17 dollars. t. warren of the buffets

>>55205840
My DKNG shares have been nice as well. Over 12% in a week.

Is KO going out of business?

Why did my portfolio just pump that hard.
Also what is a good website to check out recent (daily) stock news?

nothing can stop this bull market lol

the stock market is immune to bad news at this point

>russell2000
Wtf is happening ?

https://www.nbcnews.com/science/environment/canada-wildfires-smoke-air-quality-rcna87732
How do I benefit off of Canada trying to give all Americans smoke inhalation related cancer??

>sofi slowly creeps up for weeks
>still undervalued
i wish i had more capital.

Some one tell me when IWM dips back down to $184, i want to get back in, but I want to wait until the price is right.
>>55205908
I turned $20 into $655.04 between Sunday and yesterday just betting on sports. How do they even make money?

>>55205967
Sold my TNA too soon. Fml

siga sissies, we're so back

>Two monk*ypox cases detected in Beijing

>He didn't sell 4300 major resistance level on SPXS

Judging from some of the early posts on this thread, I was under the impression bears were mauling the bulls. But looks like it's just crabbing or very light in the blue?

What's the big deal, this SMG is always as bi-polar as a girl in star bucks. Let alone for some reason my US indexs were up 2.5% yesterday alone, wtf lol

>>55205967
I sometimes wonder that myself baggot but you have to understand that we are on the mild side of degenerate gamblers. I've just been gambling every night until I lose my initial $500 deposit. But I couldn't lose it. I ended up just quitting for the night with money still in my account. It's pretty bizarre how fair they are.

>>55205942
Turns out we're in a bull market. Who knew?

>>55205987
lol zoom out

>>55206006
no

>>55206000
I've been trying to lose all my money in the app for weeks so I can uninstall the app, but it's impossible unless you bet on a losing team, and only losers bet on losers.

>>55205998
>this SMG
>SMG
Michigan plates?

>>55206039
SMG pre 2020 was a different girlfriend

>>55206051
I remember. you bitches be selling the FoTM stock like your autistic pennystock sister.

>>55206039
This is a no bobo zone.

>>55206067
What?
I only hold Index's btw, I just come here to look at memes.

Hold 7 figures Indexs/Some UK P2P.

>>55205998
SMG uses the 1 minute chart. that's all you have to know.

>>55206029
Well don't uninstall the app, I need you to keep playing to infinity to pump my portfolio.

>>55206085
I use the 5 on the spy

I got back in, (((they))) should start coming back from lunch and giving us another leg up soon.

>>55206051
smg has always been shit. The rgt threads were the only good generals this board ever had

I am now going to be buyingcalls on Nutrien (NTR). Potash price seems like it's coming close to a bottom.
>>55206051
>>55206077
>>55206085
kys

>>55206116
The Robinhood general wasn't good either. Baggot was there too.

>>55206122
>>55206116
>>55206112
>>55206088
>>55206051
>>55206029
People not buying APPL and META are retarded

>>55206140
VR is such a forced meme. You're fucking retarded if you think people are going to wear these goofy fucking things on their head to have sex like in demolition man.

bought some plug and envx at the start today

Bros... I have zero plays and I've been cash ganging for weeks...

>>55206147
>like in demolition man
I can't wait for the luxury KFC restaurants to start opening up.
Is it time to open up a YUM position?

>>55206140
Repeat after me,
Three thousand four hundred ninety nine dollars and ninety nine cents for meme glasses

OUT OF MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>>55206171
Go all in on SQQQ sept 15 30 dollar calls when SPY hits $430.48. (You) are welcome.

>>55206140
I will let Vanguard and Warren Buffett buy it for me

>>55206147
I never once mentioned VR you fucking mongoloid, I think VR is a scam too

>>55205601
I was permanently banned for posting Hunter Biden next to Natalie. Very innocent photo, SAD! Now just have my crappy phone

"We all buy bagged frozen calamari from Sysco,

I can call it fried calamari, put it in a red plastic basket with some marinara and sell if for "$7.99"

I can call it crispy calamari, toss it with five spice and sweet chili sauce and pile it high on a square plate and sell it for "$12.00"

I can grill it with lemon, oregano, and olive oil and put it on cutting board with wood skewers and sell it for "$16-"

Its all the same sh-t, prep costs the same, the trick is matching it to my customer and my environment."

>>55206198
Based but you still have to pick which vanguard fund you invest in.

Do you own Berkshire Hathaway?

>>55206183
I never once mentioned AR, I think it will flop too

>>55206193
ROUND 2

Use your salary to invest in passive income so that passive income replaces your salary.

>>55206222
If it's going to flop then buying apple now is a bad idea.

Finally bit the bullet and parked my cash in a MMF. What am I in for? I figured this is better than leaving it in some boomer savings account and only getting 10 cents a month.

>>55206214
>you still have to pick which vanguard fund you invest in.
VOO


>Do you own Berkshire Hathaway?
Yes, one whole share of BRK.B

>>55206212
I remember working at a steakhouse and people would lose their shit about how the steak was so much better today and wondering what we did different.

I would just stare at them and say "Nothing it's a 6.99 Sirloin they ordered hockey puck done."

>>55206237
Even if AR flops, Apple is still a cash cow that’s repurchasing it’s own shares at rapid rates. It can generate more than enough cash for its shareholders with its IOS software and Apple TV

>>55206230
that's pussy shit. I will be a multimillionaire trading options by year's end

>>55203938
Just say "dividend aristocrats"
btw if you're not currently using the dividends it might be better to invest in growth companies

>>55206250
Absolutely based. I own VOO indirectly by owning Blackrock and they invest in VOO.

I also am saving up for a whole Berkshire Share

>>55206212
>I can
>I can
>I can
Once you start adding the brown skinned wagies who actually do all of that for you the profit margin disappears

>>55206244
You’re a based and responsible person. That’s always a good idea until you find a good undervalued stock or index fund that you are comfortable with.

>>55206266
Why aren't you a multimillionaire having traded options last year already?

>>55206259
They'll blow through all that cash and cut their dividend soon enough. nobody is buying an iCar or an iHeadset or an iDilator

>>55206222
Does no one remember Google Glass? I know it's been a decade but VR and AR are a still a meme.

Getting ready to sell my QQQ. 11.33% gain in 1 month is good enough for me. Slow and steady wins the race.

they still crush vix but market doesn't pump anymore
its almost time for the big flush

>>55206291
They’re using the cash to buy back their own stock, that will make the stocks intrinsically more valuable because each stock will have higher earnings

>>55206230
>>55203938
Backtest showing slightly better gains over 10 years in S&P 500 vs. dividend aristocrats. Admittedly it's not that much and the divvies do have less volatility. Unfortunately couldn't find a dividend fund that goes back further.

>>55206310
Forgot pic

>>55206296
Ok and??? Google has gone up 3.5x since Google glass failed

>>55206296
It's not even that, it's what is apple doing that's so better than already existing VR that it can justify charging over 10x it's competitors?

>>55206319
The product will flop not Apple smartass

Distribution is taking place, innit?

>>55206309
fare enough, but what about META? whats the thesis for that turd?

>>55206322
VR is going to come down to content and media not hardware. once iPorn launches with the onlyfans integration it will be a big success. put it on your apple card.

>>55203935
I think you;re confusing a stock split with stock dilution

>>55206338
Tim apple has been pretty desperate. He's been here almost 24/7 since announcing his tranny goggles defending them aggressively.

>>55205987
>>55206019
RIP Phil G. Gone but not forgotten. You were a real gangsta.

>>55206310
>>55206316
does that include dividend reinvestment?

>>55206362
>tranny goggles
are the trannies in the room with us now?

>>55206338
That’s what I just said you fucking idiot

>>55206350
They’re a cash cow with massive margins just raking in profits and cash by stealing YouTube videos and selling consumer data to Madison Avenue. Athough they may be entering overvalued territory of their stock keeps going up

>>55206310
Dividends are just too damn reliable. Imagine you retire and plan on selling off 4% of your growth ETF every year. Last year you would have been absolutely heemed. Dividends last year would have been higher than the year before and if you decided to buy in you would have gotten a steep discount. The only use growth stocks have is to be trimmed and the proceeds dumped into dividend stocks.

>>55206343
does look a bit toppy
t. TA pro

>>55206387
I don't know. Are the jannies here?

>NVDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF8c3BjFWsw

>>55206400
A growth stock is basically a dividend stock that automatically reinvests the dividends instead of giving them out

>>55206122
I'm right.

>>55206122
>I am now going to be buyingcalls on Nutrien (NTR). Potash price seems like it's coming close to a bottom.
Consider also diversifying with CF, MOS, or IPI. Also I think that's the one with the weirdass tax structure so be careful (though avoiding shares might save you that headache).

>>55206392
>That’s what I just said you fucking idiot
Why did u reply to me in disagreement then

>>55206244
Anon, if you do that, you are just a little bit responsible for precipitating the next banking crisis.

>>55206343
yeah big money is unloading on retards holding the bag while we make lower highs

>>55206460
MOS was already on my list. But I'll be sure to do a bit of research on the other 2.
Thanks for the heads up on those, anon.

>>55206528
Where’s your proof?

>>55206316
>>55206310
>>55206384
also, VOO seems to have beaten NOBL over the past 9 years. similar div, but lower expense ratio on VOO. this chart includes div reinvestment

>>55206419
Growth stocks aren't as friendly as they don't give you dividends, and they're more susceptible to Jewish tricks.

>>55206539
we are 3 sigma overbought, VIX is still getting crushed but no big moves anymore

>>55206278
>>55206525
I knew there had to be a catch somewhere. You can't just have easy money every month like this without some kind of drawback. In this case one that could be catastrophic and could wipe out all of my savings.

>>55206525
Didn't this guy fuck kids?

>>55206411
NOW we're talking.
Kill jannies. Cut jannies in half, stab jannies to death behead jannies rape jannies run over jannies with a steam roller, roundhouse kick jannies into the sun, boil jannies, eat jannies alive, push jannies into saw-mills, decapitate jannies and skull-fuck their eyesockets

>>55206460
Thanks for the reminder. Might buy some IPI soon to complement my LXU.

>>55206561
Oh I'm just memeing.

Hell, a banking crisis wouldn't wipe out your savings. I can assure you if you're just now moving to an MMF, you're well within insurance limits on that and your savings account. So the absolute worst case is your bank goes under Friday afternoon, the FDIC fiddles with things over the weekend, and you have to log in to a different website on Monday.

>>55206554
>posted right as it gets slammed even lower

Whats the point of dumping cash into VT or similar when tbills are paying 5.4% right now?

Bros... what if we go back to 3800 by the end of summer...

>>55206572
That was, in all fairness, bullshit. Some twink working at a bar hit on him, then turned out to be like 16. Handing out candy by the elementary school it ain't.

Also his Youtube channel is on par with Rocker's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZveA-NAIDI

Which is a longwinded way of saying SIGA and BVNRY are going to the moon.

>>55206644
volmageddon soon™
almost time for the vix to make some big moves

>>55206666
Thank you, Satan, for returning some sanity to the market.

>>55206651
Look, the kid should have been given some conversion therapy, and conversion therapy should be covered by all health insurance providers. If we stop the kids from having gay sex in the first place, we won't have to put them on anti-virals for their AIDS infections later in life.

NOTHING
CAN
STOP
THIS
BULL
MARKET

>>55206687
Lowering the gay population would kill the markets for TPOXX and Jynneos. Financially speaking, the market needs the gays.

>>55206698
>We've just been cooling off for the next rally

>>55206719
>>55206698
They're printing the "buy our bags" articles. expect a pullback at the least.

>>55206572
He fucked a twink at a cocaine party in Hollywood iirc. The twink got mad later when Spacey didn't help him in the industry.

>>55206698
counter-trend rally on AI mania, no bull market to be seen
next opex is the trigger to turn again like in so many retarded complacent markets.

>>55206384
Yes that was with 100% reinvestment.

>>55206400
If I was going to live on my investments, I'd definitely lean towards higher dividends (as well as bonds and PMs so there's always something to withdraw) but if you have another income and a goal NW you want to reach before retirement, you should be 100% in growth stocks as long as you have at least 5 years to ride out volatility. You'll end up with more to draw from.

SMG is dead and markets are in a bull market.

>>55206735
Frankly, in my book, he's as guilty as Weinstein. Speaking of which, fade this DIS shit.

I had a 68% return this last month buying the bottom of Sofi and swinging on the way up (I aped in at $5-$5.50). Literally 68%. Best month of trading in my life. Now I’m stuck, because I actually want to own the stock, but I feel comfortable in cash and everyone around me is starting to get bull fever.

I can’t be the only one who thinks we have another leg down, can I? Does anyone else play this ticker? Really feel like we are not out of the woods yet. I lost almost 30k in March and gained it all back and haven’t had a losing trade since then.

Any undervalued dividend stocks that y’all are looking at? Size of divvy isn’t super important to me, the share price being low or in accumulation is most important. I have another kid on the way so I am looking to park most these winnings somewhere.

>>55206749
What cracks me up about Weinstein is most of the stories I heard about him weren't even about him fucking these women. He just wanted the women to watch him as he jacked off in the shower. Fucking weird Jew.

>>55206753
>this entire post
lmao

>>55206734
Because we just had one

>>55206734
top signal

>>55206709
the capital can be allocated elsewhere, gays provide nothing to the economy

>>55206289
Nigga, im nineteen years old and work at walmart. 2k->40k
My sqqq calls will net a 4x
40k->160k
and from there i will short the retracement into the latter half of the year, collect my millions and breed a harem of fertile hag milfs.

>>55206753
Bro stop worrying about where your $50 is gonna go. Get a job

baking

>>55206839
>Sqqq calls
>40k

Just stop already boby

KRE is pumping!
So glad I bought the dip.
I’m already past my trailing stop% so I’ll make money either way if it falls again.

>>55206553
This. Growth investing long term is retarded. Ideally you want to get divi stocks and spend your profits well.
Basically:
>divvy anons don’t trust Jews
>anti-divy anons suck jewish cock and trust in the cum sliding down their throat

>>55206554
>e 3 sigma overbought
where do you get this info?

>>55206922
by looking at the chart

>>55206829
try using more than the 5 minutes chart.

>>55206932
sure, sig-ma balls

Do I need to get-a-job?

>>55206734
>no source
>no date

>>55206964
New
>>55206964
New

>>55206868
fucking screencapped

>>55206839
>sqqq

kiked.

>>55206935
Try using a 2 year chart.
Notice the quarters of loss in a row?
Anyone that hasn't realized we had a recession is financially illiterate

>>55206949
Two questions:
1. Are you financially comfortable?
2. What do you do with all your time?
If you have enough money you don't need to be employed and you naturally seek activities to keep your mind and body stimulated then you don't need external help for those needs.

>>55206949
Never, jobs are for losers

>SPY turning red
>VIX rising

Faggot janny deleted the new thread

>>55206972
instant delete
this janny must be one of the retards in here

Faggot janny does *not* appreciate negro culture. Hell, he probably bought UONE puts.

>>55206969
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-u-s-isnt-in-recession-and-it-may-not-be-headed-for-one-47e27552?mod=home-page
faggot

I hate it bros. I lost all my gains because I wasn't greedy enough.

>>55206840
LMAO at the projection. I have a job, I coach college sports, my athletic director is my friend and just asks me what I need. I also own a small business that nets 50k a year. Eventually, I’ll hand my baby off and hire someone to manage it for me. Not sure why I even post here anymore honestly, 90% of the Smg posts are just degenerate losers who would rather donate money on options to MMs.

YEESSS YEEEEESSSSSSSSS
GO DOOOOOOOWWWWNNNN

>>55207063
coaching college sports is really lucrative. the state of connecticut paid the former huskies coach 11 million this year and his replacement got 2 million.

>>55207070
WHERE'S YOUR EPIC VIX SMASH NOW, FUCKERS?

>>55207082
vix hit bottom at 14.14 and creeping higher now :^)
textbook accumulation phase with the spring

bake i just woke up and it's too late for me to contribute meaningfully to this thread

Faking

>>55207063
Hire me as a miscellaneous assistant so I can make easy money. Also I have great people skills and can help motivate your players.

>>55206839
>the average bobo is a zoomie who works at walmart
bottom signal

>>55206753
My dumbass bought SOFI at 4.80 and sold at 5.40 right before the fucking pump from the student debt pause ending... I tried to time it and I got fucked...

>looks at VIX

Look at what they did to my boy

What happened to all of our early bakers?

>>55207141
0dte + vix manipulation
retarded hedgies need to make profit before they lose their job so they rather fomo in at the top

>>55207150
I'll bake but only if someone gives me a good idea.

>>55207174
>>55207174
>>55207174
Verification not required.

>>55207063
The absolute irony of this post coming from someone who just one single post ago bragged about putting his whole (5 figs) net worth into gambling on a tech shitco, all to recoup blowing up his (5 figs) portfolio on another tech shitco two months ago.
In perfect reddit spacing, no less.