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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Hello kiddies! Its your old pal, the Cryptokeeper.... All you crypto friends have said, goodbye to the ghoulish market after last year's all time die. Did you catch the falling dagger? Hoping for a bit more stab-ility in your mort-folio? In any case, hold on to dear death, because it looks like we have ourselves a fright market from here on out.

Atomic Wallet comes in first today, as a fright-tastic surprise of events. Crypto traders are losing their souls and boiled alive on that hot wallet. Anyhow, get out, while you still can or die. AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAAAA

For me, I'm molding onto heavy bags of Blightcoin, Painlink, and Ackthereum. Today, I made a ghoul out of myself scooping up HexRP on that latest little dip.... I'm keeping it all off the Slashchanges and safe in my bone chilling Coldwallet.

Which reminds me of tonight's, terrifying tale, about a regular crypto trader who thought he free himself from the wage cage by gambling his way to riches on the blockpain. I call this little nasty spell, Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt. You know what they say........sell high, die low!

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