/biz/ - Business & Finance

This cyberpunk dystopia sucks ass.

>Gay men too responsible? News at 11.

WHERE's THE OUCHIE? THE OUCHIE IS GONE

>>55196583
you can make every chick look like scarlette johanson with your iQuest.

>>55196600
they give more ouchies with an extra cut

I was expecting Unity to get a better buyout offer instead they partnered with Apple.

>>55196583
>>Links for VZ baggies
It hurts, why does it keep bleeding aaaaaaa

>>55196397
i hope the jobless dogs cause your lifelong work to evaporate.

>>55196607
I will now buy your iSlop.

You're going to remember years from now exactly where you were when apple commuted one of the biggest corporate blunders of the decade. Lol. Lmao even.

>>55196640
please be ice spice

will it hit 50

Tranny janny gave me a permanent ban for posting a picture of Hunter Biden sitting in a car with his nieces the other day. Can't make this shit up.

>>55196643
>implying AI powered VR headsets aren't the future.
look they can make black people look white so racists are able to relax around blacks and function in a multi-cultural society. This is revolutionary!!!!!

>>55196654
depends how often he says AI in conference call

Anyone here pairs trade futures?

>>55196654
depends if they mention the holy phrase.

>>55196626
>someone probably fucked up trying to explain why most people should just buy VT because they are midwits and are not as smart as they think
>instead they typed VZ most likely
>months later there are now thousands of VZ bagholders
>The Priest Smiles
REJOICE BAGHOLDERS.

3500 bucks for apples VR? kek

>>55196667
Let us know when you buy one.

>>55196643
Seriously, this is such a top signal.

Did Apple forget to say AI when they rolled out the iQuests?

>>55196702

I don't know if it's cuz i'm getting old or what but I feel visceral disgust at the mere sight of the Apple visual devilment or whatever it's called. I hate it. Which is weird cuz I used to love new tech

>>55196702
explains why the stock tanked today?

>>55196544
>Meta
>Tsla
>Msft
>Nvda
>Qqq
All of these are hitting 70RSI+ and yet we still aren't crashing :(

>>55196666
so the picture broke united states law? The feds should investigate this Hunter character

>>55196735
and then when it falls even for a few days or so it will quickly hit RSI of 30. bobos never win

I will not wear the headset.
I will not eat the bugs.
I will not do the cardio.
And I will not buy the AAPL.

desperately trying to keep nasd-ack green every fucking day

>>55196715
You can literally use it to get into arguments with your AI Waifu,

>>55196718
That's because you're seeing the end of modern humanity. The singularity is just around the corner and you should be disgusted by it.

>>55196700
For APPL yeah that shit needs to get crushed already for the markets to get working properly.

>>55196702
Apple went into todays presentation thinking investors will view them as more sophisticated if they exclusively use alternative phrases
>large language models
>neural nets
>machine learning

It missed. No one knows what the fuck those words mean unless they themselves work in software engineering or data science.
The lesson: never overestimate the intelligence of your followers.

>>55196782
>APPL
can you tell me more about this new APPL company kind sir?

>AAPL tanked almost 3% from when their conference started to closing time
i honestly can't believe that vr is not only still a fucking meme but that these big companies are putting shitloads of money in on the r&d to make these thingsm in spite of its meme status. the original oculus rift had a commercial release 8 years ago and the only uses for vr are still just porn, video games, and porn video games where you can move your head around and the camera follows. their presentation boiled down to "imagine you could watch tv without a tv " and "imagine you could use the computer without using a computer". it's a fucking $3500 toy

>>55196784
The average person who consumes apples garbage is a fucking retard? How could they not know this?

>"Of course I enjoy expensive tech gadgets that will end up covered in dust after less than 20 hours of use time, how could you tell?"

>>55196823
This is Kinect-tier bad.

>>55196797
Oh silly me I meant to type APLE you know Apple Hospitality REIT, Inc.

>Apple Hospitality REIT Inc is a real estate investment trust that invests in income-producing real estate, primarily in the lodging sector, in the United States. It chiefly invests in upscale service hotels. All of the company's hotels operate under the Marriott or Hilton brands. Apple Hospitality has wholly-owned taxable REIT subsidiaries, which lease all of the company's hotels from wholly-owned qualified REIT subsidiaries. These hotels are managed under separate agreements with various hotel management companies that are unaffiliated with Apple Hospitality. The company derives its income from hotel revenue, its sole segment.

>>55196823
I mean I was going to get them for me and gookfu, but after seeing they're only using niggers for models on the website... im out.

What should I buy?

>>55196830
at least the kinect had a secondary use to where it was cheap motion capture for animators. this is just a headset that's 10x more expensive than the competition

I watched the video about VR on youtube, and I have to say as a non Apple user at all, it hyped me quite a lot.
Also seeing retards on biz screaming "too expensive" "it's a fucking toy" like you could read all over the others medias like youtubefags or gayddits tells me it's probably a ground breaking product on the long run.
Biz is still a great counter signal. Always has been, will always be.

>>55196884
That wasn't intentional the Kinect was lambasted for years.

>>55196849
started affecting me too. niggers are just bad marketing. not even racist, it's just unrelatable.

>>55196823
is the joke too subtle bros?

>Why is me NASDAQ not pumping? Stupid stocks

>>55196906
its pumping for 7 weeks straight retard

>>55196892
go back, Tim

>>55196933
Did you stop masturbatin to fury porn just yet or can we have a ground breaking from your small brain einstein?

>>55196892
this shit has just 2 hours of battery life
its useless

>>55196933
Idea*

>>55196933
I dunno, I could rent out hoverboards and these things to tourists who want to ride down the sidewalk and look at everybody naked. I could charge like $85 an hour and the thing would pay for itself in a fucking week.

>Three thousand four hundred ninety-nine US dollars

I can't think of a single reason a consumer or business would purchase Apple's headset over the (cheaper) Oculus or the (better) Hololens. The Oculus makes a better toy and the Hololens, while still a shitty gimmick, is miles more refined for productivity tasks.

>>55196960
buy the iCart with the 4 iMarine deep cycle batteries then.

>>55196987

>>55196960
apple is either finally being honest with battery life or this shit has a 1 hour of actual use in it

>>55196823
Has anyone shooped the little mermaid's eyes into one of these images yet?

>>55196960
But you'd bust to VR porn coupled with the Assmaster 9000 in under 3 seconds. Why would you need 2 hours?

>>55196960
Exactly like when the iphone came out : too expensive, low battery life. Same as portable computers for years.

The fact that they came with a product which doesn't look cheap / gaming fags like previous VR is a huge gap for me.

I don't own any TV and don't plan to buy any but I think one day I could like to watch a good movie like Dune with a good VR set good sound, high quality etc. Sounds a lot better than a crappy TV in the middle of the wall.
Software related, not so sure just yet, could be clunky still idk. Could be nice but too early to tell.
But on the movie experience I totally see myself doing what they push in the clip.

>>55197019
pffftt hahahahahahah

>>55197019
If not it's surely coming. /g/ catalog is full of variations of these

>>55196987
>thirty five hundred american buckaroo banzais
Literally the end for Apple I think

What should I buy??

>>55197039
>The fact that they came with a product which doesn't look cheap

>>55196987
>plus tax

>>55196987
>>55196987
>>Three thousand four hundred ninety-nine US dollars
at least 5000 in europe

>>55197039
anon, its 2023 they don't actually make quality movies anymore

What's this head shape called btw

>gitlab up 20% aftermarket

>>55197063
"Last common ancestor"

>>55196643
What was the blunder? I know they came out with their VR, they were up like 2.50 before close, then dropped to close negative.

>>55197063
The AfricanFuckTour dot com.

>>55197053
Well look at the first iPhone and compare it to now.
Obviously there's still progress to be made byt at least it's clean

>>55197069
I'm pretty excited to have some monopoly money tomorrow.

So with the iGoyggles + neralink modification, I'll be able to place trade orders with my thoughts right? How many charts can I view at one time with the goyggles?

>ai is the future
>microsoft outlook cant even provide a decent search tool
When can we rid ourselves of this dogshit company?

>>55197061
Well imagine a good gattaca with good sound, high quality image like a full cinema experience ? Sounds good enough to me.

I actually like playing my Oculus it's fun. But 300$ fun. It will never be more than that. 3500 is actually some kind of joke

how bad of an idea is joining the leaf military

>>55197093
I didn't buy kek
I was reading/researching news from the past 3 months about Sprinklr. I was going to buy said stock only to learn 5 mins before close that my broker doesn't even have this shitty stock.

>>55197116
>3500 is actually some kind of joke
Not if I can place trades with my mind with the neralink mod

>>55196823
Who wants this crap when you can go outside, sit in the sun, look at the tree leaves in the wind, and play with random cats on the street?
This crap means going backwards in quality of life, not forward. Smh.

I, for one, welcome our Dennou Coil future. Fun times ahead.

>>55197210
>ho wants this crap when you can go outside, sit in the sun, look at the tree leaves in the wind, and play with random cats on the street?
Its for apple owners, hence the people that cant or dont want to do that.

are these Tyrone's kids? What did TIm Apple mean by this? Is this bullish?

>>55197210
Smog and haze has been soooo bad here maybe I can use the new VR to actually see the sun again

>>55196625
why would anyone buy a negative cash flow company?

>>55197210
>he thinks the average citizen wants to embrace reality

>>55197210
I was at the park recently and a woman was walking her cat on a leash. Well, she had it off leash when I met it, and it came up to me and was very friendly.

>>55197210
>play with random cats on the street
Found the Turk

https://nocamels.com/2023/06/apple-scoops-up-israeli-startups-touch-free-wearable-tech/

WLDS is going even higher

>>55197219
I prefer the sword art online future

>>55196998
>>55196987
Lmaooo you're retard. They said the same about video games and look at the industry now. There's clearly a makrt for VR but you're too retarded to see that

>>55197261
That's how all tech companies work nowadays. Operate net negative until fagman buys you out because you're """competition""" and you have """experts"""

>>55196987
>no we can't price it $3,500 people will think it's a bit too expensive
>$3,499, yeah that's better

>>55197275
CATS CATS CATS CATS
WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UssfJu-dWxU

i am jealous

>>55197294
>people said something wouldn't work but it ended up working great
>therefore the latest retarded concept will also work
flawless logic

>>55197284
Hey, I can take if I also get a Sugutits waifu. Don't care if Tim threatens to fry my brain, they're worth it. But I want magic skills, sword skills only is just not enough, and 100 fucking floor without them? Fuck it

>>55197251
Why does he look like he is about to commit a war crime...

>>55197318
It was wholesome.

>>55197294
Videogames were successful from day 0. They were some of the first software ever demonstrated, and most early computing advances were motivated by videogames. Early minicomputers were for playing videogames at home. What the fuck are you even remotely talking about?

just went all in on the generational bottom of BUD

>>55197063
the Gal Gadot

>>55197324
If they can make VR affordable than their is going to be a market for it. You can attend concerts, you can play video games, glories are going to use it for training, and of course you can't forget the coomers will watch porn on it. There's clearly a market for it.

>>55197337
The industry almost died in the early 80s desu senpai.

buy CCL before the 22nd and you will thank me layer

>>55197019
>what if you could be watching TV using a VR headset
>but I'm not wearing a VR headset

>>55197342
>>55197337
Most Vr stuff is just gimmicks right now. There has to be a reason to use VR over anything real. Vr games were just basically fps with goggles and the ability to look around. I still dont see a reaosn to use vr over just looking at a screen.

>>55197363
lmao

>>55197357
Holy shit is that picture real??!
How can I invest in that technology?

>>55197357
Why did it die?
Oh right because games were so ridiculously popular and profitable that all pretense of quality control went out the window to try to turn a dime.
Dumbest of niggers.

>>55197324
The much better argument is that apple is always late to the party, but after they throw their glove in the arena, suddenly the failed tech they bench on becomes a success. See the smart phone the tablet, and the portable mp3 player.

>>55197337
>and most early computing advances were motivated by videogames
I would argue it's all just declassified military tech repurposed for the goys. And the financial markets got the tech first. I didn't realize until recently that traders in the 80s had touch screens and an all instant messenger/4chan board to communicate with their other banks across the globe and send messages to the Russians (Boris)

>>55197278
Nah man where I live people have a lot of cats, they just sit around in the sun and chill out
One time I was standing around texting after a walk and one of the little guys came up to me to chill out
Love the guys
Back when I was a mailman and froze in the Winter I could warm my hands on them, Kek. You really start to dislike dogs and like cats after a few years of delivering mail

Berkshire Hathaway is officially THE metaverse stock to own

>>55197384
Ironically, people wanting PC instead of console was a large part of it.

>>55197337
>The video game crash of 1983 (known as the Atari shock in Japan) was a large-scale recession in the video game industry that occurred from 1983 to 1985, primarily in the United States. The crash was attributed to several factors, including market saturation in the number of video game consoles and available games, many of which were of poor quality, as well as waning interest in console games in favor of personal computers. Home video game revenues peaked at around $3.2 billion in 1983, then fell to around $100 million by 1985 (a drop of almost 97 percent). The crash abruptly ended what is retrospectively considered the second generation of console video gaming in North America. To a lesser extent, the arcade video game market also weakened as the golden age of arcade video games came to an end.

>Lasting about two years, the crash shook a then-booming video game industry and led to the bankruptcy of several companies producing home computers and video game consoles. Analysts of the time expressed doubts about the long-term viability of video game consoles and software.

>The North American video game console industry recovered a few years later, mostly due to the widespread success of Nintendo's Western branding for its Famicom console, the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES), released in 1985. The NES was designed to avoid the missteps that caused the 1983 crash and the stigma associated with video games at that time.

Nintendo had to essentially trick retailers into selling NES systems with Duck Hunt and Rob the Robot. Because the crash was so damaging to the reputation of home councils. Atari just straight up threw away millions of copies of games because no one wanted them.

>>55197369
Does anyone remember the Google and Samsung headsets that Verizon was giving out for free with a purchase of a new Samsung or Google phone back in like 2017-2018 I think it was. Around the time the og Google pixel was released. What makes the apple one better than those stupid things. I have the Google one somewhere, I remember watching a 360 degree YouTube video where you can watch the sharks and fish in the ocean

>>55197342
Yea the Oculus is 300$ and does all that

>>55197384
>See the smart phone the tablet, and the portable mp3 player.
all Steve Jobs' doing and vision, that's the crucial ingredient. Tim Poof tries to emulate that by aping the arrogance but doesn't have the vision.

>>55197429
Yes I had to pop my phone into it as the screen

>>55197429
On 2nd thought, you had to attach your phone to the headset because it used the phone screen to get the images through the headset

>>55197063
the "ghost DNA"

>>55197429
Google glass? Or something like that. Theres snap glasses too i think. I personally dont see a reason to use any VR device yet. Besides the almost guaranteed eye strain ill get. ill just use a phone/pc. There isnt any draw or reason to use VR. Maybe more immersive movies or something. Where you sit next to the main character.

>>55197447
It was stupid, but how much fucking better can the apple one be? Does anyone want to sit on their couch or bed and wear that thing? Only coomers would imo

>>55197461
I remember Glass. The UI was more like the HUD on a fighter jet than anything. Not terribly useful, but neat.

>>55197342
>You can attend concerts
ah yes when you're rich enough to buy a $3,500 headset but too poor to actually go to a concert lmao
>attend concerts
toplel, that they even used this as their selling point tells you everything about the lack of compelling use cases, it's right up there with
>you can watch videos as if they were on a screen
...

>>55197478
That was the selling point the Verizon wagies used in 2017 too. You can watch college hoops in le heckin arena!

>>55197478
>a $3,500 headset but too poor to actually go to a concert lmao
Dont forget the digital concert tickets wont be free. Theyll charge several 100s for that too.
>>55197473
Thats pretty much how i see VR. Not very useful but neat.

wow the iq stew is lukewarm today, have a good day all you beautiful people

>>55197363
underrated

>>55197442
Yeah, that's exactly true as well.

>>55197417
Take your meds.

>>55197540
My meds won't be on until later

market theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mrW-LDmHt0

>>55197463
I like my Oculus. Me and my brother who lives far from me and a few friends hop in the virtual casino once every week or so. It's corny but fun. Never worth more than a few hundred and I refuse to pay for any games

>>55197505

>>55197063
Socio-economic factors

AHEM

>>55197463
>>55197478
>>55197499
Its for porn. Everyon knows its for porn. Tim Apple cant very well get up on stage and say that so he has to act like anyones going to pay 3 grand to see le heckin 3D dinosaurs. This thing might make billions and put even more men out of the game. Im all for it. My harem must grow.

>>55197110
I thought I was the only one who noticed the Outlook search issue. Fuck microsoft

what was up with those dumps today? The candles moved faster than my eyes could track them.

>>55197598
>APPLE INVENTED fucking shit
kek

>>55197600
Is it though? >>429543890

>>55197600
>>55197623
Since the link to the /pol/ post doesn't work. Here is the post I tried to link:

this thing is just the fucking glowniggers trying to put as many sensors into a commercial device as they can fit
it constantly maps your environment, records you're perspective with a 3d camera, records audio
their AIs can already map a 3d space using just wifi signals, the amount of data that is going to be fed into these AIs from devices like this one is going to grow astronomically

>>55197623
>he can't post across boards
hello nu friend it's done like this >>>/pol/429543890

>>55197299
Nah they didnt buy that many shitty companies. Plus it's less risky to buy them when interest rates are low. 7% on 10b buyout is way different than 2-4%

>>55197611
apple cracked after tim cuck revealed some goyggles

>>55197637
imagine fapping with the goggles on, Apple with its 6 front cameras gets a high res 3D model of your pingus and can identify you just by the unique way you stroke it lmao

>>55197611
That is the kind of price action I like to capitalize on, but I wasn't expecting it, if anything I was expecting the apple conference to pump everything again above all moving averages and the VWAP. I did ok but really in hindsight I should have just sat out. Same exact type of trading lost me a lot of money on Thursday and Fri. When I had already hit my profit goal for the day. But that afternoon action is my go time. But I was almost heemed again. Idk I'm too bored to log off at 10am but that really is what I need to do after I hit my profit goals for each day. Im over-trading.

>>55196544
Who else is STOKED to pick up some of these bad boys?!

>>55197645
>>he can't post across boards
Thanks fren, I rarely try, but good to know

>>55197658
>Nah they didnt buy that many shitty companies.
You don't realize that they literally bought dozens of garbage company literally every quarter because you didn't see massive PR about it (because they were shitty). I know because I was on the other side.
>Plus it's less risky to buy them when interest rates are low. 7% on 10b buyout is way different than 2-4%
True.

Another day is done. I bagged more KO and got my foundation of VZ shares today. Went to KR after work. Made my greedy heart proud to see the 2 liter of Coke and Cherry Coke sold out. (The diet offerings,etc were still untouched). Maybe the deal; "2 for 9" had something to do with it, I dunno. Used to be "2 for 5" then before that "3 for 5". Will end up cutting my credit card debt in half so hey that's not a bad way to end half the year.

>>55197670
They know their customers!

>>55197680
sames. went from in profit to out of profit.

why did Tim Apple bring out Bob Disney?
fucking dystopian megalocorp shit

>futes

What if I don't need to be a vision pro?
I know I'll only ever be good enough to have vision as a hobby...

>>55197721
>went from in profit to out of profit
That feels worse than just straight up losing on your first go. Turning a guaranteed green day into a guaranteed red day is the worst. That's my M.O. too. Really need to get disciplined and stick to my target goals. My goals are well thought out and reasonable. Trying for that extra $100 in the afternoon is stupid

>futures

Well on the other end of the Apple VR thing; everyone and their mother will be using it, which means more net speed sucking, which in turn makes the sheep "upgrade the network pipe" to handle all the load. Who benefits? Who owns the "pipes? Hint; only 3 companies. The downside; makes bagging my VZ all the more time sensitive. Once the annalist clue in on this and start jacking the targets/good hit pieces start coming out, well the cheap price won't last long.

>>55197800

>outlook servers are down
>cant log into brokerage account due to 2fa
:DDDDD

>>55197054
>plus tip
You *do* tip your Apple Store attendant, don't you, anon?

>Tomorrow. Watch how price responds at the MTD AVWAP for $DIA and $SPY if price reaches down there.

>$IWM bounced from that today.

I have never owned an Apple product and I never will and that's how it's going to be.

>>55197871
same. they are trash for anyone who pirates content and refuses to pay for things

>>55196989
and an iNigger to push it around for you.

>>55197871
I liked my iPods.

>>55197905
My android phone came with knockoffs.

>>55197871
i had some of their earbuds that someone gave me and didn't last for shit. they had a metal screen in the earholes that clogged up with earwax and i had to use a pushpin to make holes through it and be able to hear again.

I messaged putsrnotdawae on reddit and he is pretending to not know us. Are we really that shameful?

>>55197922
I meant the actual iPod, not Airpods.

>>55197940
fuck i had this exact model and had that album on it when it came out

>>55197905
I unironically want to buy an iPod
>easy library PC sync
>worked better at playing music than a smartphone
>enough storage
>longer battery life than phone
>don't need awkward task switching as when you're using your phone as a player
>using it doesn't affect your phone battery
music playing peaked in the 2000s

>>55197697
Sophisticated comedy

>>55197697
KO worker. 2 litters are selling like nuts even off sale shockingly despite bearish belief people will stop drinking Coke... American' are still fat and drink Coke.

>>55197940
Oh right. I had an Sony mp3 player once upon a time.

>>55197968
I had the black one. They became redundant when micro SD(esenuts) got cheap. Still, I loved that little shitbox if for nothing but being cased in aluminum.

>>55197800
can someone meme George Floyd wearing these plz?

>>55197983
Don't forget physical controls.

>>55198001
Real boomers know about Diamond.

>>55197940
>>55197968
I still have my old iPod in a box in my closet. I remember I picked the option to have my name laser-engraved on the back when ordering it... so I couldn't really do anything with it when I was done, like resell it. I bought all of the accessories too, like a dock for the shelf and special cables. I was just starting college and thought I would be the coolest guy in the dorm because I had the best AAPL cables. In the end, I didn't make any friends my freshman year at all, and only really used my iPod to listen to the Final Fantasy VII OST while doing laundry in the dorm basement.

>>55198031
>physical controls
true, touch-everything is hell. I tried playing a NES emulator on my phone and I couldn't play more than a couple of minutes with on-screen controls. Touchscreen-only was a mistake.

uranium bros!

Well I never really had a need for an ipod. By the time I wanted one, well the smartphone/plex combo was a much easier thing to do and cheaper to.

>>55197800
I don't understand the push for niggers in advertising. It does not help me want to buy something. Heck, it does not help NIGGERS to want to buy the thing. It only makes them want to steal.

>spy over 420
>bobos seething

>>55198040
>his Ipod hasnt been stolen yet
whoaa

>>55198074
I have uranium but I'm unimpressed with it. Dogshit keeps see-sawing and not climbing. Shoulda just bought tech. My 2x nasdaq fund is up 45% in 3 months

>>55197751
Yeah, I get what they're going for ("it can be used by professionals!", "it's worth the extra cost!") but no way in hell Steve Jobs would let them not also introduce a simple "Apple Vision".

>>55198085
Advertisers are brainwashing the youth to think it's normal, since immigration is only going to get higher.

Not many people are racist so they get more market share appealing to the new immigrants anyway and it doesnt make a difference to the rest

Zune Chad's won
>mp3 player
>video player
>wifi access
>phone pairing with cell service
>apps
>cheaper than Ipod

>>55197358
Why?

>>55198113
i miss my zune so much

>>55198108
>the youth
The youth are largely brown now

>>55198088
I actaully just got it out and am trying to turn it on to see what I have on it. Battery is dead, of course, so it won't start up, but the screen seems to work at least

You bought calls right anon?

Is Ron Desantis Jewish? i saw people calling him a cryptojew but couldnt find any evidence. and whats this i hear about trump supporting trans people? tf is happening. What stocks should i buy if Desantis wins the election? I know for sure i will be shorting Disney if he looks like he even has a chance. Do you think Trump would pressure the fed into zero interest rates again if he won? Thats my biggest fear with trump winning.

>>55198188
The election is a year and a half away. Whoopdie fuckin doo.

>>55198184
Yes. On SQQQ.

Is APPLE going to buy SNAP CHAT ?

Is MSFT going to buy SNAP CHAT ?

>>55196544

This thing is going to bomb hard.

>>55198246
No. But META will buy SNAP CHAT.

>>55198240
Leveraged etf's aren't great for options.

Okay, I will man up and admit it, today my oil portfolio did not propel me to all time highs today. But when I reach those all time highs eventually, I will both insufferably brag about it, and ignore everyone telling me that being early and being wrong are the same thing.
I guess what I am trying to say is, fuck you, buy oil.

>>55198227
>He doesnt plan or try to think ahead
ask me how i know your iq is room temp

>>55198260
Poopanon, I am going to park every dollar I have into NRGU and/or UCO.

At the end of June. No way I'm fighting the SPR.

>>55198267
Sorry, I spend all my time thinking about even further ahead, more irrelevant shit. Like whether I should visit Italy or Greece for the solar eclipse in 2088.

>>55197396
dogs naturally hate wagies. Damn, never thought of it that way before, thanks anon. What a based animal.

>>55198260
Yeah what happened there? Gap and go?

>>55198310
Kek

>>55198317
I have my fingers crossed that we were just autistically gap filling because but my heart says oil bears will only be deterred by oil draws.

>>55198252
check

>me in /cashgang/ watching the market pump

>>55198360
shit my proofreading is sucking today

>>55198370
>cash gang has lost 5-10% of their money due to inflation instead of buying into the biggest tech pump in decades

>>55198370
What are your inflation loses?

Oh wow my old iPod still works. Apparently years ago I set up a playlist to listen to while running. This was the first track in it:
https://youtu.be/heY1HRRRGeg (probably not a 100% work safe video...)
Long AAPL, their stuff lasts

>>55198360
Has to be a trap rite?

>>55198031
I had a mini disk player first

>>55198252
they won't get approval to buy up another one

>SMG thinking apple can fail
SMG if biz was a thing in 2001 after steve jobs showed ipod "the ipod looks stupid, top signal for this dumb tech company, dotcom bubble over not buying bags get fucked techfags"

Zoom out on apple stock 22 years. Tim cook will make you paper simple as.

>>55198386
Jokes on you I sold the bottom for a 35% loss first before watching the pump cunt

>>55198422
By far the dumbest post I've seen in years.

>>55198422
Aapl is worth $300 per person in the world. How much more can they possibly get from each person? I think they've peaked

>>55198260
i doubled my XOM and got more PBR today.

God damn, it keeps GOING!

I will be buying apple stock with every paycheck for the next year. Wish me luck, faggots.

>>55198432
>dumbest post
This guy thinks hes smarter then apple marketing team kek, 3 trillion and winning and this guy doubts them
>>55198438
Its called destroying the competition and apple is the king of FAGMAN, number can go up if you slurp your competition. Imagine META or microsoft market share drained for apple.

>>55198397
I am sorry, I don't know any chartistry. But if I did, I would check that against the commodity itself since we are all waiting for the underlying price of oil to change, from a fundy standpoint.

Whoaaaaa

>>55198467
Then they get anti trusted

>>55198422
>AAPL in 2001
>just wait another 4 years for a new ATH bro

>>55198455
what is gitlab? i have 0 programming knowledge so please explain

>>55198422
Boy you are gonna get ruined by the market long term if you think businesses can't get displaced. Apple isn't going to 0 or some gay shit but it can get left in the dust just like tons of top companies have.

Sears and Kodak were once considered to big too fail and must buys then one day they weren't and they never came back to their previous relevance. Not saying this is the death of Apple but this is a chink in the armor for sure.

>>55198479
Here's inverse crude futures. I know brent is the actual trade.

>>55198507
>Standard Oil
>Standard Oil
>Exxon Mobil
OIL barons, we cannot be killed.

>>55198503
Never really used it myself but I'm assuming it's similar to GitHub but with an AI twist.

>>55198485
>Mark to market
>Every bank instantly loses billions of dollars on loans

Gold or oil?

>>55198550
that would probably be trillions of losses lol

>>55198305
My ass will be in my mid 90s by then so i dont give a shit. would be nice to see the year 2100 i guess. Not gonna happen unless they make huge leaps in medical science though.

>>55198557
natty gas

>>55198592
I won't make it that long. Sad as that is I won't see 2100. Best I'll do is 2083. (100 years old)

U til they can mKe actuay fun games and media that are more fun on VR than just playing it normally, or completely cant be enjoyed any other way and there is some breakout success in that department VR and AR arent going anywhere much no matter how much these companies try at it. AR and VR seem and sound and look like such good ideas but nobody has made anything super compelling for it yet except maybe beatsaber and that didnt have broad appeal. meanshile shit like regular videogames were an immediate success with people lining up i classrooms at unis to play them. its really just not the same. It's probably never going to be the next Moving Pictures of Video Games or Radio. if it were it would have taken off much harder by now and it simply hasnt, neither in sales or in media created for it. its all shovelware or gimmicks that people play for a few hours and forget

>>55198630
Its a mixed bag. I am already getting tired of life in my 30s. Ive already done so much and burned myself out on most of it. I think I'll be plenty ready to go on to Heaven by the time i die if I die past 60

Is dividend harvesting worth it?

>>55198662
Yes

>>55198662
for ITM calls yes, for buying shares hell no

>>55198676
>>55198690
Thanks, anons.

Sell iron condors on IWM

zim divvies are dead though something to ponder
>>55198706

>>55198754
>He doesn't know about the banks

Where the fuck is everybody?

>>55198939

>>55198939
trapped in spiraling thoughts

redpill me on the gypsy menace and their economic implications Eurobros

>>55198982
I have a chunky (pretty fat) Romanian boss and I've had a crush on her since day 1. I fucking HATE my min wage fast food job.
Oh you said economic implications...

>>55198628
natty brap

>>55199011
Based. Tell her to brap for you.

>>55198939
I got banned for posting an anime girl flashing her pantsu again

>>55199059
She's just modest enough to not brapp all over the place but I know she blows the bathroom up on the regular. We order popeyes at least twice a week

About to con some jews into giving me a HELOC on my parents property so I can avoid giving the other jews 26% on credit cards.

>>55199011
this is important data too anon. don't feel bad

I'm starting to think they sold in may and are now away.

>>55199174
that's a man

We’ve gotta pop by the market, Dump SPY. It's gonna be a nice one too.
>The what? Dump SPY? What do we need to dump SPY for?
Why in the hell do you think we just pumped all that money on SPY? The whole point of pumping SPY in the first place is to get the holders nice and tipsy topside, so we can take em to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know… they can’t sell. Because of the implication.
>Oh, uh… okay. You had me going there for the first part. The second half kind of threw me.
Dude, dude, think about it. The investor is in the middle of a Bear Market with some ETF they barely understand. The investor looks around and what do they see? Nothing but red seas. “Ahhh, there’s nowhere for me to run. What am I going to do? Sell?”
>Okay… that seems really dark.
Nah, it’s not dark. You’re misunderstanding me bro.
>I think I am.
Yeah, you are. Because if the investor wanted to sell, then the answer is obviously sell.
>No. Right.
But the thing is they're not going to sell. They would never sell. Because of the implication.
>Now… you’ve said that word, “implication” a couple of times. What implication?
The implication that things might go wrong for them if they decide to sell SPY. Not that things are going to go wrong for them, but they're thinking that they will.
>But it sounds like they don’t want to sell SPY?
Why aren’t you understanding this?

>>55199199
Good.

>>55199174
Today's movement was just AAPL being a shitter, but I noticed that NVDA was pumping as AAPL was dumping, so we should be going into another leg up w/ SOXL

Was reading an older but goodie hentai doujin late last night. (3 chapters) Dude has an disease where if he don't get a girl's pussy juice smeared on his cock he'll die. This must happen least once a month. So in desperation he asks his friend if his friend's girlfriend will uh squirt into a bottle and let him use it. Being the good kind girl she is, she agrees to it but hates the idea of doing it all the same. Another girl overhears this conversation (all of them are in a public area) and decides to help. So the girl's and the girl's boyfriend all conspire. The juice that the dude ends up using isn't the girlfriend's, he just assumes it is. Dude and the girl donating the juice get feelings with each other. Dude passes out cause he don't want any pussy juice but the girl he likes. The girl ends up "raping" the passed out dude to save his life. He thinks it was all a dream. After he comes to he realizes what she did and they start dating. Later they all come clean about the whole juice swap deal.

>>55199278

I just looked at the S&P heatmap and lmao INTC

>futes

>>55199327
It's always late to the game.

>>55196544
Can somebody loan me 3,5k? I really need those goggles

>>55199367
Only if you invite me over to take turns wanking to vr porn

we've been saved bros get ready for this market to rip

>>55199407
Good news is good news?

Should I buy bud light stock there’s no way it doesn’t go up bros

is the bear trap going to happen this week?

Bets on where it goes at open?

>>55199359

>>55197375
Hahahaha

>>55199459
open at 49 then a lower close than the open

I have purchased an new frying pan. It is some kind of non-teflon some kinda ceramic kinda thing with titanium reinforcement so as to avoid warping. It is extremely slippy. I'm not used to a pan this slippy. Normally I'm team /castiron/ but I'm get tired of the upkeep. Perhaps this pan will be my lazy savior.
>>55199250
So you're saying exit pump?

>>55197682
Why do they advertise this on people who can’t afford them? Maybe it’s an insurance scam to recoup the R&D. Niggers steal all the headsets, insurance pays out, cost covered.

there will be a blow off top. was the move to 430 it or will it go higher?

>futures

>>55199382
You weirdo, I want to use them to be able to facetime so.. Wait a minute. In Facetime there will be an avatar of you. How will that be generated? I just saw some tranny on twitter say he/she preordered it. How will it depict them? Is it going to be like that meme with the pictures on phone?

>hellen is back

>markets

https://voca.ro/1lc2TEoGEFjJ

>>55199528
I wish I was getting mogged by a dragon loli god

>>55198939
they turned off the bots, which means something is happening

>>55199428
I'm going to huff the copium that says it's one of his rare credibility restoring calls.

>>55199443
Nah, run the numbers and it's fairly priced for having torched its entire Bud * line of products in North America. At this point nothing will shake the label of it being queer beer.

First smoke in the Oklahoma Joe highland offset came out great. Did chicken thighs with Big Bob Gibson's Alabama white sauce. Was so good I'm going to smoke some legs and use the rest of the sauce this week. Next will be brisket

>yields
Brandon is going to start nuclear war. That's the only explanation that makes sense.

>>55198939
Hello.

>aapl went down a little today after being overbought to begin with!
>therefore their product bad!

I come here sometimes to see what you all think so I can ensure my thoughts don't align. This always results in fucking profits for me.

You're more stupid than the blackest gorilla ape nigger.

>>55198084
Gotta break 430 tomorrow mumu

>>55199768
how long does it take for the event that the yields are pricing in to happen on average?

>futures

>>55199831
Enough time to get everyone long and then rug them.

>futas flipped green
lol, lmao

>>55199770
>tattoos
Dropped

>>55199869
so probably a few months at least then. retail is still leaning bearish. they will get bear trapped over and over again for the rest of the year.

>woke up too late to panic sell
>day ended green
based i will keep sleeping in from now on

>>55199907
Maybe, but remember, they aren’t really going after to retail. Retail just always gets caught in the crossfire, and to them it’s just amusing

>>55197125
There is a leaf military?

Women owe me sex.

Stocks owe me gains.

>>55199999
>>55200000

>making me scroll to find the thread
/smg/ is dead

Baking...

>>55200120
just let it die bro..

Bought soxl and tqqq calls for this Friday. Can the jewerinos pump it tomorrow? Thanks

>>55198122
because your numbers end in 22 and their earnings are the 22nd
and their ships have been booked for months

I will be the last /smg/ poster

>>55200195
only because the mods keep flagging my fun posts about Tim Apple as spam so I can't make them

>>55200195
I won't allow it

>>55200195
RIP

Is this what it feels like to know you're about to die?

This is it…
The last and worst ever /smg/…

How is PBR's dividend so high?

sayonara

>>55200286
People keep expecting Lula to do a Biden-esque "whoops, guess the 'moderate' leftist actually has nutjobs working for him" rugpull. So far it hasn't happened though.

Go ahead and buy PBR if you enjoy sticking your hand in the crocodile's mouth though. You get to keep any divvies you cash.

Thoughts on end of the week SOXL calls?

>>55200286
Infinite money glitch

>>55200316
rosebud;:

>>55199299
1 Corinthians 6:18
Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body.

>>55200286
All those hipsters bought a lot of beer back in like 2010.

>>55200347
This sounds like some asexual fag shit desu

Faking

>>55200363
>>55200363
>>55200363