/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55194341
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,142.102B, 104P = 20.597B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: 2,131.417B, 105P = 20.299B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q4 + FY22 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/19986/
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/
>Q1 on Jun 7
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

first for fuck niggerfaggot and his bbbyq bonds, go back to your fucking bankruptcy thread

RED. YOU'RE RED

Red

Friendly reminder

>>55194381

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55194413
who do they think's going to read all that?
twitter isn't for long ass screeds of bs

>>55194486
Tell us how you feel anon.

Why bbbyq still not $0?
Why gme still not moassing?
Why I still not rich?

Kek spyggots.

>>55194341
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 15th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
TDA
>RH
Stake and Hatch (NZ and Australian)

Holy fucking kek that's a red chart

>>55194531

Red again baggies. How does it feel to be under a $100 After 2 years? Are you finally ready to admit they were all right about you?

I’m going to buy.

Naked shorters will be sent directly to hell to burn for eternity. It's not up to me I don't make the rules.

Just joking. It’s me guys. The dude who’s still addicted to weed with no job and now I have a kid on the way. I know this sounds pretty based, but It’s not as cool as it sounds

Kek stupid GME niggerbaggies. I told you to sell, didn't I?

>>55194571
>CEehqYKR
fuck off bvttfag

>>55194588
The average GMEllionaire

ITS KOJIMA

Kek this is the best they have.

>kojima is a macfag
gaming is FINISHED

No GME news its on the apple gaming bit... its COHVER

>>55194605
GMEbillionaire*

It's literally over for GME. I'm investing in apple.

kek dumbfuck baggies

Time to poompa back to 25. Nice try you filthy demon worshipping hedge cunt parasites.

>1D7l824V
Fuck off bvttfag

>>55194677
Checked.

well, here's the shifted fractal and I have to say that it actually works better than the original.

>>55194677
Checked. But you meant 25000.

>>55194700
So we have more dump incoming? The Ryan Cohen poop tweets were right

>>55194677
Checked. I just want to be under-the-radar wealthy. Just the middle class tropes. Maybe a secret mountain stronghold.

>>55194721
barely even a dump when you zoom out on it

We’re actually getting pretty close to hitting the ultimate digits known to man >55555555 if kek wills it

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Hedgies That Have To Internalize Every Buy Order Just To Stop The Price From Rocketing Past 25 can do about it.

WAGMI

>>55194758
Legend says those digits will shake the entire market to its very core

>>55194700
the fractal does line up with earnings now, where the majority of the dump happens which explains what the narrative is going to be if this plays out

>>55194758
It will be a wasted GET.

they had to rug cryptos to slightly doomp GME HAHAHAHHAHAHAA

>>55194547
You're just to stupid too understand. Think about it:
>Pulte has been tweeting "ONLY THE YOUNG" a lot lately
>who are young? Babies
>what did Pulte have recently? Babies
>who else has babies? Cohen
>what do you do with babies? You BUY them stuff
>what does Cohen does to his babies? He BUY BUYS them stuff (x2 because he has two babies)
>how do you make babies? By MERGING the PENIS with the VAGINA
>therefore, it is quite obvious that Cohen is planning a MEGER with BUY BUY BABY.
If you don't get it, then you were just not meant to be a brainy anon.

>>55194793
Sometimes it's not always about GME

>Captcha : 44GOY

>>55194850
It's always about GME in the end.

What's this move called?

So what's going on with that $174 billion dollar bonds that supposed to to be dropped today?

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

KEK CRYPTO BAGGIES
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B
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>tfw MOASS

HECKING APPLE WATCH HAS SNOOPY ON IT

>>55194795
>you were just not meant to be a brainy anon
and you are keith? You are a "brainy anon"? Maybe even the brainiest?
It's a miracle to me that you are still posting here after being so, so, so, so wrong so many times.

Lmfao faggot reddit shills couldn't keep it above 25

>>55194666
death stranding sucked balls

>>55194891
The Invisible Hands of the Bogdanoffs

leddit breaking down about the "blackout"

wait a minute....

SPACIAL COMPUTING

Kek green againies

wait a minute this might be something

>https://thedebrief.org/intelligence-officials-say-u-s-has-retrieved-non-human-craft/
Yeah, they're going whole-hog with the UFO disclosure. Methinks stonk go moon soon.

Expect a big drop.

>>55195121
>We always knew sales would drop after Q4.

>>55195121
>"big"
But yeah, I'm thinking that this is the narrative they are going with.

>>55195121
I expect them to burn the whole market to keep us flat for 2 more weeks. I think they’re doing it right now. Kek spyggots.

ok that's kinda cool but the video of that guy wearing it and taking videos of his family instead of living in the moment was pretty dystopian

>>55195121
pls no

>>55195298
Nothing crazy. We’ll probably just go back down to $23. Moass will follow.

>>55195121
Dear god no, not this shit again

wow I can't wait to have a black transgender quadriplegic lesbian with autism right on my coffee table thanks disney

I did a cannonball off the deep end, my boat, was comin' to America
Pouch of fairy dust and a little poodle terrier,
A silver Derringer, a smile for the camera,
Split your line up like James Farrior,
I've always been a cowboy, they need me like the cancer cure,
Weed loud as crowd noise, we just let the amber burn,
Wiffle Balls, child's toys, ain't fuckin' with amateurs
I'm Ken Griffey on the Mariners

What will be their next step once entire float is DRSed and their fraud exposed?

BTC will crash under $10k tonight

Short closing begins tomorrow

Checkem

>two hours of battery life WITH the external battery
they keep marketing it as a home studio and watching movies. how do they expect you to watch movies with this if it dies in two hours?

>>55194351
>Imagine believing that apple was going to pair with gamestop
It's called Apple not Pear silly

Ryan is just typing random words and phrases on twitter just to mess with us. He publishes books just as a joke. He really is the King of Memes. Like a crazy rockstar he does coke on the reg and hangs out with Carl as a joke

>>55195390
Their step off a tall ledge.

>we're just logging your retinal scan goy, everything is fine

daily reminder
>>55191718
WAGMI

>>55195410

It works with Unity, so devs can integrate the GameStop NFT marketplace that way

>so much win

>>55194937
>he doesn't know

>>55195584
I've never been more sure you are a slimy hedge fuck trying to divert capital away from GME

>They stopped us on a 3% increase using the 'But this'll destroy the market!' button
Fucking lel.

>>55195598
no cap?

I sold 5 shares to buy $100 worth of Cheap outs for earnings

>>55194341
gme and its consequences will be hilarious

>>55195615
post BBBY position...oh wait...you can't. The ticker doesn't even exist anymore. How much did you lose?

has anybody confirmed this DD? is there a source? is this actually happening?
>>55191718
i'm so ready to wagmi

>>55195637
>How much did you lose?
whatever keith has lost so far, it is never enough, he must always lose more.

>>55195664
I honestly can't understand why he still posts here. It makes no logical sense. I think he has a job to do here still

>>55195637
>post BBBY position

>>55195664
posting from McDonalds wifi

leddit is down
prepare for an increased deluge of faggots and shills

>>55195771
doesn't the government pay your wifi because you are so fat you are on disability?

>>55195697
It's just a strategy to get people to move into something else, I highly doubt any of them actually own the distractions. Remember when they used to 30pbtid about amc every thread? There were even daily amc threads for a brief moment in time.

>>55195842
Prepare to repel borders

>>55195842
It's up for me.

WTFWT

>>55195878
absolutely nothing

WTF did Tim "Epstein's pal" Cook smoke to think they could shovel a AR (not VR) headset for $3500 with no homebrew 3rd party apps or games kek

Holy fuck I want what he is smoking and I want a kilo of it kek

>>55195857
The marketwatch news feed for GME is literally this "OMG LOOK AT THIS SHINY NEW STOCK"

>>55196033
For that kind of money, it should suck your cock.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GameStop/comments/13z7k16/former_employee_checking_up_on_things_does/

>The short of it is - GS has focused only on being profitable short term through labor cuts. If there’s a long term plan / vision, it is in no way obvious to anyone at store level. Single coverage by one person open to close is common, so everyone store level feels isolated and disconnected.

I wonder if any GS wagies lurk here

>>55195121
We got too cocky.

Fuck em. Let’s finish green today.

>>55196084
Based. I’d like to work there now

>>55196110
hey could you please refer to this DD >>55191718 thanks

its so this month.

>>55196044
for that much money I'd suck my own cock!

>>55196123
Same.

Maybe I'll move to Italy and work at the new flagship store. Flirt with Italian babes, sell those games, and go home to my villa

I don't know if I can contain my schizophrenia all that much longer.

>>55195613
I need Dave to say all of the jacked up data is just another 'glitch' again.

>>55196224
q2 2023 poster mvp

>>55196224

>>55195613
Earnings will be fun.

>>55194341
When moon?
I've gambled all my sons money on this. Me and my wife have been saving for him all our life, so he could get a house when 18. wtf do I do now? He turns 18 this summer, and will get his 'savings account'.
My wife will divorce me.
My son will throw me away.
>just dont tell him about it
We often didnt buy him toys and presents as a kid, and saved instead, because those things are a waste of money since he will play with it for 5 months then grow out of it. He was always understanding and wanted us to save for him instead.
Fuck you 4chan, you ruined my sons future.

>>55196110
fuck it less ride

>>55196302
Kek. You got trolled. Owned.
>>55194596
Did you post in the group chat with Vishnu again? I told you to post in our threads so we can see your messages.

maybe tomorrow

>>55196302
cringe

>>55196302
good, reap what you sow

>>55191718
WITNESS ME BAGNIGGERS

We're close to liftoff, lads.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/141f04x/broker_prices_vastly_different_this_morning/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

>>55196424
get back to work phonefag

Still comfy. Still WAGMI.

why red? wtf happen?

>>55196424
ToS has filled in all the "missing" candles so that clearly wasn't supposed to be public data.

>gamestop giving employees bonuses and sales commission
oh fuck yuh

You know what? Fuck this, im going back to college

>>55196302
I gambled my wifes 401k on it a long time ago. It went down 40k and I didn't tell her. I was afraid she would divorce me. Then RC bought and it went up 40k. I've been swing trading it since then, turned 100k into 175k. I never go all in though, learned my lesson and of course she knows about it now, but it's pretty good to tell your wife you almost doubled her money in a bear market.

>>55196669
Get a degree in tattoo removal.

>>55196424
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>>55191718

I want one so bad and kenny WILL buy it for me.

>>55196779
A Hyundai hatchback? Those have been mom cars since the 80s.

These hedge fund outflows are brutal.

>>55196851
numbers?

>>55196863
Here
https://lr.slipfox.xyz/r/Superstonk/comments/141k4qb/report_us_regulators_will_potentially_raise/
Didn't post cuz its from a few weeks back.

Kek, wasn't it in one of the DD's that said when the MOASS is imminent they'll push the UFO narrative?

https://thedebrief.org/intelligence-officials-say-u-s-has-retrieved-non-human-craft/

>>55196740
>>55196658

>>55196879
>>55196863
Wrong link
https://lr.slipfox.xyz/r/Superstonk/comments/13rpkt6/hedge_funds_record_biggest_outflows_of_year_in/

>>55196893
>aliens land on White House West Lawn
>hastily assembled press conference
>alien craft opens and out comes three humanoids with big heads
>they approach the podium in unison
>middle humanoid leans towards the mic, away from the mic to breathe in, then leans towards the mic again
>it opens its mouth
>SELL GME BAGGIE YOU ARE RED RED ON EVERY CHART RED RED RED
>*AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs in non-human*

Wall Street MUST be heavily punished for this ongoing chicanery. There is far more at stake than just MOASS. The fate of the future is on the line.

>>55196779
Dude fuck toys.
>buy a two family home
>rent it out below current rent prices to a young family as long as they take care of the property
>travel the world, workout and make music
I want to live the life my parents couldn’t give me before I settle down and have kids.

What does negative volume mean?

>>55196779
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>>55197035

quick reminder that we're all gonna wagmi >>55191718 stay comfy bros

>>55197035
>rent it out below current rent prices to a young family
you seem to be going by the "muh financial revolution" narrative. you have to go back. the reason I'm holding is to get absurdly rich and spend my fortune exclusively on me and mine
That "young couple" was clearly too fucking stupid to make the easiest investment ever (i.e. gme), why the fuck would you subsidize such literal retards?

>>55196943
>that giant sucking sound

>>55197100
>redditnigger entertaining other redditniggers' thoughts and opinions while claiming to not be a redditnigger themself
ngmi

>>55197120
kill yourself uwu

>>55197120
>entertaining other redditniggers' thoughts
Said redditniggers are the only ones talking about pissing away their money on retarded socialistic shit. Bet you're also gonna sell some of your stack [of 3 no doubt] "on the way up" and "totally hold the rest for infinity pool XD!"
Faggot

>>55197105
>long-short equity funds did not meaningfully outperform the market

>>55197100
You have to be the change you want to see in the world. I plan to reinvest my money into profitable companies that are cut throat and will demand the most for the shareholders that’s enough greed for me. If I can rent out the house, cover taxes and make a profit without price gauging a young couple, why shouldn’t I? If I did I would be no better than the greedy hedge funds we’re up against. Also, I live in the south, so more like white trash couple not liberal lol.

>>55197100
NGMI bet you hold bbby too

>>55197143
>"bet you're also gonna sell some of your stack"
>he thinks i own this niggerstock
>he doesn't know im a BBBondchad
>he doesn't know i'm literally the only one who will make it out of this alive (ALL memeshareniggers WILL rope)

>>55197230
>kek memestocks
>buys memebonds

>>55197230
back to your bankruptcy threat

>>55197288
>bro the bonds are just as risky as the shares trust me bro please buy the shares bro

When did you realize you got played by 4chan baggies promising MOASS?

>>55197383
i am the threat

>>55197388
Hi Keith. You smell really bad. Very, very bad. You leave the room and your stink lingers for hours

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>>55197399
Checked. Only now after reading your post. WTFWT is this real?

>>55195121
b....but . . . . muh zeldarinos

>>55197440
zelda wasn't even out by the time quarter 1 ended, so it's not like it would matter

>>55197440
That’s next quarter. You guys should really stick to the script. Everytime you stray even a little you fuck something up

Fuck this gay criminal market. Strongly considering leaving the country once this is over.

>>55195121
>RE4
>Hogwarts legacy

*posts the letter after 'M' but before 'O' on your thread*

>>55197527
and go where?

>>55197532
WWG1WGA

>>55195121
So is it unironically a good time to sell and then slurp the dip?

>>55197535
Where all the frens will go...

>>55197535
Unironically Russia seems like a nice place and they're building villages for us. https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2023/05/11/russia-to-build-migrant-village-for-conservative-american-expats-a81101

Why didn't Cohen save us? Muh Zelda. Ahahahahahaha

Another red day. Another red week. Another red month. Another red quarter. Reminder. You are still 60% in the red and you will crab at $18--24 for the rest of all time.

Steam, the Microsoft store, the Sony store shit on you. Digital downloads are the future. Nobody wants your nft faggot shit. Developers will NEVER allow their games to be resold digitally. Muh nfts

Ahahahahahahahaha

>>55196414
>>55196451
Fucking KEK

>>55197094
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/141swfr/the_exact_same_thing_happened_552021_glitch_from/

Remember baggie bros:
>earnings positive - will give a small bump like every earnings call before it, take advantage of this and scream about shillies being btfo before it goes back down again
>earnings negative - price never mattered, hedgies r fuk, squizzle inevitable, we pumped RC’s bags so it’ll be years before they go bankrupt

Get some stretches in for lifting those goalposts because it doesn’t matter if they’re positive or negative, there still won’t be a MOASS and we need to keep other baggies from selling.

>>55197578
If they survive WW3 I'll think about it. There's literally not a single acceptable option for white men in the world.

>>55197694
We’ve moved on from MOASS. That was being pushed by literal trannies and dirty Indians. I’m in this shit for FOASS

>55197610
GME has given developers a choice in the future: capture 0% of resales because someone puts an account key on ebay or some shit, or capture a nonzero percent of resales on a digital marketplace. You don’t need a business degree to know which one is the smart choice

>>55197782
The Mid West doesn't look too bad outside of Chicago, Detroit, or Minneapolis desu. Those states are definitely my go-to for setting down roots.

>>55197786
You’re getting Moe’s Ass and you’re going to like it

>>55197782
QRD on WW3? I thought WW3 was just a meme?

>>55197675

After MOASS I’m renouncing my citizenship and getting the fuck out of U.S and in taking my millions with me. The Jews won’t get a single dime out of me.

>>55197288
>t. doesn't understand bonds

>>55197869
sorry my only bonds are my gme holding frens

>>55197610

>>55197694
thanks for this bro but what do i say when the shillgroids remind me that it's been almost 3 years since the squeeze?

>>55197827
Meh. Midwest is... mid. For instance, Illinois gun laws are shitty.
Within the (((United States))) the real options are Eastern Tennessee area and then Idaho/Montana/Wyoming. Nothing else is even remotely acceptable.

>>55197869
the day when i reap full face value on the 50k worth of bonds (or 50k worth of the new equity idc) and sharniggers find out they're being wiped will be glorious

>>55197578
No thanks
>>55197535
Probably Mexico. I'll just do the same as the mormons, make a town out in the middle of nowhere and hire pmc's to brutally extirpate any trespassers.

>>55197803
What part of consoles connect directly to their respective stores and not gamestop do you not understand? Microsoft/Sony gain absolutely nothing by giving gamestop a percentage of their sales. It's never going to happen. Best buy is twice as big as gamestop.

Microsoft is TWO HUNDRED times as large as best buy.

Learn your fucking place rodent

>>55197912
Cool but thats not happening, it would have been halted for trading full stop and it would be chapter 7 not 11 But you keep using that big ol brain buddy

>>55197923
what's not happening? you either think BBBY owns zero assets and bondholders are getting nothing (kek the company's balance sheet shows their assets will pay me out 100%) or you think somebody is going to buy BBBY for a million billion dollars (but they also need to delay the process to get an extra 50 million)

kek retarded baggot faggot

my cost basis on the bonds is 5 cents (yes i'm down almost 50%, you can't build a decent position in these bonds without buying well above the ask, before you start to kek, nigger)
so in an absolute worst case scenario i'll 5x my money, but most likely i'll 20x

and the best part is i don't have to wait for some faggotjew on twitter to kickstart 'muh moass'

55197919
>Microsoft/Sony gain absolutely nothing by giving gamestop a percentage of their sales
REsales, nigger. Resales happen all the time and they are currently getting precisely zero dollars from it, but if they integrated with GME’s marketplace they would get more than zero. You can do math right? It’s almost like you’re personally invested in this failing for some reaso-
>rodent
ah, right, you. Thinking about closing soon? Ryan gave you a lot of time to do it, and hopefully you didn’t waste it by opening even more shorts

>>55197996
sorry forgot to add a 'kek' after 'but they also need to delay the process to get an extra 50 million'
if it wasn't clear already, BBBY is not being bought for any amount that will give shareholders anything (provided they don't create a new equity class and just wipeout the bathniggers, which happens in 9/10 of these situations)
>also inb4 every bathnigger has a 5 cent cost basis
>ok.jpeg

How much longer until MOASS? I mean really.

This is bvttfvcker. The MOASS is tomorrow.

If it were truly up to the algo, at the breaking point GME would rip and there would be no stopping it. However it's pretty clear now that external forces, not the algo, are fucking up the playing field so the algo never truly is forced to initiate MOASS. So the question is, what will stop the chicanery so the algo can proceed undisturbed? Do margin calls really matter when hedge cunts on the precipice of the danger zone can halt the price, reorganize things so that in that instant everything is fine to trick the algo, and then have the algo resume as usual? To me the 4 realistic catalysts for MOASS are:
>Internal glitch prevents hedge cunt fuckery and the algo begins MOASS and things get far too out of control (similar events from 2021)
>Regulating body finally steps in, stops the chicanery, and GME is finally allowed to rip (I think this will never happen)
>Actual catastrophic market crash decimates the hedge funds and every financial institution to the point that chicanery is impossible (seems likely, but only when financial Armageddon happens)
>GameStop continues to improve as a company and produces actual results that completely eliminate any short thesis (will be tough, but it feels like this is the path RC wants to take)
Thoughts? Disclaimer: I am a bit of a retard

>Learn your fucking place rodent
Who let the reddit LARPer in?

>>55198029
Combination of 3 and 4 are most likely in my opinion. Punished Jerome is already crashing the market with no survivors, and video games are historically a recession-proof industry

>>55197919
Best Buy is only twice as big as Gamestop? That’s pretty crazy when you think about it. We should be selling TVs and gadgets instead of lame plastic collectibles. I honestly believed that gamestop would try and move in on some of these segments and take market share away from Beat Buy

>>55198024
6-8 months

>>55197894
>Midwest is mid
Maybe that's exactly what we need, a place that not many people are rushing to get into, but not rushing to get out either.
>Eastern Tennessee
That was my first choice, then the PNW, unfortunately those states are the most frequently moved into states by commiefornians, who will most definitely shit up the states as time goes on. That being said, Tennessee has alot going for it in that it's still "The South" so leftists will generally feel unwelcome in most parts of the state. Have you considered Missouri? I was checking it out and it honestly seems like America's best kept secret, right next to Iowa.

I bought some shorts* today. I expect them to be underwater** by Friday afternoon.

*swimming trunks
**at the beach

>>55198029
>the time finally comes when letting it rip benefits US fiscal policy
Pretty much the only way I see it happening at this point short of DRS'ing a majority of the company which will realistically take until the middle of next year. Only other way would be some kind of merger with another company which is full on schizo longshot at this point although the bbby guys seem to think it'll happen soon and noor the dogshit jeet being here makes that seem likely to a degree.

So they closed their short position. What now?

>>55198051
When is this fucking market gonna crash though instead of blueballing me?
We’ve been perpetually entering a crash for fucking ever and even now when it seems more likely than ever with ever bank about to fail it seems it just still hasn’t happened

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

Just rope already lmao

>>55197869
Holy shit Keith finally lost it and went insane. Yeah I’m sure the living example of dunning-Krueger has everyone else outsmarted this time. Maybe not last time, or the 15 times before that, but THIS time, you sure have it figured out fuck face. You’ve come a long way from pumping shitcoins to buying bonds of a bankrupt towel store.

>>55198029
As long as Cede & Co is majority shareholder then a MOASS which would wreck Cede & Co is a potential fiduciary duty violation. We need DRS and other non Cede & Co holders to have a majority of shares outstanding to clear that blockage.

>word is bond?

https://youtu.be/pJk0p-98Xzc

>>55198029
Because you fucking idiots used Reddit to manipulate the stock price of BBBY you gave the SEC everything they needed to label GME buyers as market manipulators and financial terrorists trying to harm our markets. With GME you actually had them by the balls because they are profitable. But then you retards had to coordinate buys on a distraction stock being pumped by sleezy hedge funds short GME. The C suite of BBBY was literally telling you they were about to declare bankruptcy. There was no bull case. But you Keith fucks had to
Be the smartest fuckers in the room and tried to manufacture a short squeeze giving DOJ and SEC all the ammo they needed to prove we didn’t just “like the stock and the company”
It’s so obvious once you realize how they manipulated you

>>55198157
This current market pump could be the precursor to another rugpull, but you know how much they love kicking this can. They've pumped and dumped the market so many times in the last 2 years.

>>55198075
>exactly what we need
No thanks. You can find decent spots outside of shitholes that aren't mid.
>commiefornians
The people coming from Cali and moving to other states are very commonly republicans that are fleeing the libtard shithole. They're actually more likely to vote republican than the natives. I would question the political longevity of Montana, but I believe Idaho will be solid for a while still. Wyoming will be fine.
>TN
TN has some problems. Memphis is so full of niggers that truck drivers won't even pass through there. Nashville is alright but it's considered kind of an LA-lite, similar to Houston but to a lesser extent. Eastern TN is good though.
>Missouri
Haven't looked into it too much.

>Gamestop opens a new store in NYC on Broadway
>Ken can't affoed to finish building the Miami Citadel office after shutting down Europe operations
kek kennies

>>55198157
nice id

>>55198029
'The Fract/Algo' is in fact Humans stuck trying to unwind (aka close out when they can, else cover) this epic short position as various swaps 'expire'. Except, they're really stuck now since they can't touch the stock without making it run and if it runs now it's fucking Over.

>>55198194
I think this is pretty astute.
When GameStop mentioned cede and co in their filing my hair stood on end. This was like calling out the mob publicly

our hero for market reform has confirmed that today's not halt was not related to GME alone
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/141hibz/notahalt_halt_today_are_they_all_working_together/

>>55198233
I would really like this to happen sooner than later.
Fuck this pride month bullshit I want my birthday to go along with something cool not globohomo

>>55198226
>this mad about towels
Stop it before I buy some shares solely and specifically because it'd upset you and I think that's hilarious, which is also the only reason I ever bought gme.

>>55198269
Do you think D lauer knows there is a greater than zero chance that he gets the qadaffi treatment before the end of this? I love that the redditors continue to gloss over that this guy was unscrupulous enough to work for citadel, and that citadel trusted him enough at the time to be in multiple documentaries while he was still employed by them. Literal pond scum that guy. Zero integrity (but I hear he has a big dick)

>>55198299
You can’t buy towel stock anymore. Their ticker doesn’t even exist anymore.

>>55198308
Alright I'm definitely buying some tomorrow there's no way you're here for free just to lie for a laugh. And to think this entire time I thought it was an unrelated shitstock not worth noticing! Appreciate you Gurdeep, thanks for looking out.

>>55198143
They close their other 100,000,000,000 short positions.

>>55198226
>you, you, you
We all know you shillies created the forced meme of BBBY. No one really bought in and it infuriates you. The suble-ddit has less organic user interaction than the AMC one. You constantly bring it up in these threads under fake avatar fag personas and shit it up arguing amongst yourselves. Then screech about "BACK TO LE-DDIT" as if you aren't tranny mods there.

>>55198064
until what

>>55198269
What happened on GME today was happening regularly to bath towels before they got the Q. Going up to 15 minutes at a time completely flat with low volume.

>>55198340
>1pbtid using the hot new meme picture
>military green ID
God damn it man I really didn't wanna buy anything but more gme but you guys keep selling me on bbbyq. Fucks sake it even has a q in the ticker now, that's just too big a sign to ignore. And it makes you mad! Shieeeeet I'm gon get summa dat bathstock tomorrow

Fuckin red today that's for sure. Kek baggies, got my screencap prepared for eow so get prepared to continue to eat shit

>>55198327
>Alright I'm definitely buying some tomorrow
literally how? is baggy barbecue even listed on any exchanges? Do you have OTC access?
>>55198194
This sounds right. Thankfully the day is drawing ever closer

>>55198393
BRO ILL BUY MORE IF YOU BUY MORE

....BRO I'M GONNA BUY

somewhere between 700 billion and a trillion 300 million billion dollars per share

>>55198393
How's this for an aged meme, also another post

they've not jus started discussing lol theyve been carrying out for months.
fuckin msm man

>>55198418
Pulled up on fidelity just fine, takes like one click to enable otc. I'm serious there's no way these fuckers are talking about it and being mad while they do it if it's not about to go, and I'm specifically buying some tomorrow because it's upsetting to people I hate and I find that very funny.

Has anybody else been slurping ((delicious)) Bed Bath & Beyond (((Ticker: BBBYQ))) shares for pennies on the dollar (($1))? Heard there may be a payout of Teddy (((Ticker: TPUB))) shares to all Bed Bath & Beyond (((Ticker: BBBYQ))) shareholders after Rain Cone acquires Buy Buy Baby, and potential Icahn Enterprises (((Ticker: IEP))) shares upon an Icahn Enterprises takeover of the core business, Bed Bath & Beyond (((Ticker: BBBYQ))). Haha, you would have to be pretty retarded to not buy at least a couple thousand shares (:

p.s. Don’t forget to eat your favorite fruits. :apple: :banana:

>>55198357
Until my baby is born and he is going to hate me forever unless moass happens

I thought we all made a pact to knock up our girlfriends because moass is a sure thing and we don’t want to worry about gold digging skanks post moass

What could they possibly say at the AGM? It could be big

>>55198684
"sneed hedgies"

>>55198596
I've got 1000 shares at an average of $26.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!!!

>>55198684
"AHEM we have an announcement

TOTAL HEDGIE DEATH. Kill hedgies, Behead hedgies. Roundhouse kick a hedgie into the concrete. Slam dunk a hedgie baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bankers. Defecate in a hedgies food. Launch hedgies into the sun. Toss hedgies into active volcanoes. Feed hedgies to piranhas. Curb stomp pregnant hedgies. Judo throw hedgies into a wood chipper. Karate chop hedgies in half. Urinate into a hedgies gas tank. Stir fry hedgies in a wok. Report hedgies to the IRS. Light fireworks in a hedgies anus. Trap hedgie in quicksand. Crush hedgies in the trash compactor. Liquefy hedgies in a vat of acid. Dissect hedgies. Exterminate hedgies in the gas chamber. Stomp hedgie skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate hedgies in the oven. Lobotomize hedgies. Mandatory abortions for hedgies. Grind hedgie fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown hedgies in mayo and hot grease. Vaporize hedgies with a ray gun. Kick old hedgies down the stairs. Feed hedgies to alligators. Slice hedgies with a katana. Sneed hedgies.

Thank you, we will not be taking any questions"

>>55197846
>the most efficient printing machine event in history
>meme
you don't know enough about the jew

>>55195121
This is the exact same hedgie cope from last quarter.

I'm gay and a GME baggie. I was never meant to make it.

>Qadaffi treatment
Didn't a 15 year old bend him over and shove rusted rebar up his ass while half of Tripoli was beating him to death? I think we should send all hedgies and hedgie collaborators to Libya. Fuck Guantanamo, send them to Africa lol

2 more sleeps until earnings lets go

gme is the best thing to stop the clownworld

>>55198200
>>>55191718
>>55198226
>>55198233
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>>55198236
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>>55198269
>>55198294
>>55198299
>>55198300
>>55198308
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>>55198340
>>55198357
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>>55198393
>>55198398
>>55198418
>>55198424
>>55198426
>>55198434
>>55198471
>>55198570
>>55198596
>>55198658
>>55198675
>>55198684
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>>55198720
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>>55198881
>>55198890
wagmi
>>55191718

> The video game retailer has seen its revenue come under pressure due to declining US video game sales, which it has compensated for with cost cutting.
Lol what
>cutting costs is… le bad!
>video games are dead

>>55198999

>>55198999
checked
>>55198012
but they did close. picrel.

>>55198870
>jews: you don't like our central banking oprression? then just make your own bank bro!
>Gadhafi: ok.
jews: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. WE MUST OVERTROW GADHAFI AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/bed-bath-beyond-talks-sell-buybuy-baby-go-global-retail-wsj-2023-06-05/
Kek at those BBBaggY's.

The price went up
>$1
And the curry slurry and ADL shits their pants in unison without even having the decency to wipe their asses properly. At least rimjob can wipe his ass with his hands but boy does that keyboard stink.
>The market akually didn't halt sir. What do you mean a few shitty banks imploded its a nothingburger schizo

negative volume

>>55199087
I wish every jew a very pleasant death via sodomization with a rusty piece or rebar

>>55199094
Kek BBBaggies

>>55199175
same

>>55199087
Post MOASS I'd like to finish the Libyan underground man made river system that Qadaffi was SO CLOSE to finishing. Also boring a hole from the Mediterranean sea all the way into the Qattara depression to create the largest mad made lake in all of Africa. It'll be salt water, but with desalination utilizing that water for permaculture projects throughout the entire north eastern part of Africa, we could turn LARGE swathes of desert (bigger than 3x to 4x the size of Texas) into green forests or savannahs

>>55199175
>ID
>6MERIWG0
>6MERI
>GMERICA
oooooooooooo

>>55199208
Yep. The fact that the US purposefully destroyed the best running and most peaceful country in all of Africa for petty monetary reasons even though it led to insane violence and bloodshed should tell you everything you need to know about the Big Satan.

>>55198845
You might be able to stop being gay, but I don’t think there is a cure for being a baggie

>price goes up 20% in a month
>shills malding
>price goes down 0.5% in a day
>"HAHA RED DAY FOR YOU BAGGIES"

>>55199291
>SEC comes down hard on crypto
>crypto dumps massively today
>still not done dumping
>Crypto baggies seething it in GME general instead of the 5 dozen imaginary internet money threads they belong in

Pikmin 4 will send us into the stratosphere

>>55199291
>BBBY goes bankrupt
>HAHAHA BAGGIES SOME OTHER COMPANY IS BANKRUPT YOURE FUCKED SELL SELL
>Multiple banks collapse
>It's a nothingburger you schizo

>>55199307
ngl anon I hold crypto, but I'm not gonna mald about 5% dips, I'm far too desensitized to that shit. And no, I don't see these as mutually exclusive bags, but rather reinforcing. If LINK takes off, I will start MOASS myself. If GME takes off, I will liquidate every LINK shorter on the planet with a god candle.

>>55199107
>>55199334
You really love that phrase don't you anon? Requesting a watalemon edit of pic related.

Non profitable first quarter was expected. But I dont think it even matters anyway. Excited to see what Icahn is going to do to get revenge on the shorties. I'm thinking we won't have to wait long and we really are in the end game now. Might even buy an apple headset post MOASS.

>>55199476
>Non profitable first quarter was expected
We don't know how they're doing yet.

>>55199291
daily reminder >>55191718

>>55199534
wtf is up with his teeth?

>>55199476
>Non profitable first quarter was expected.
According to who? Michael Pachter?

Oh nvm, I didn’t realize I was replying to a distractionfag. Kek baggie

Kek he wants a medal for making a prediction about a stock that his been following a fractal pattern.

>>55194341
holy shit baggots! great day today! still below $100 pre-split KEK BAGGIES

>>55199541
he holds gme

>>55199243
"we came, we saw, he died! cackle cackle cackle"
to this day that is the single most surreal interview I have ever seen from an American politician. Completely took the good cop mask off in front of the whole world.

>>55199334
unironically just zoom out
stupid fucking BAGGOTS
>inb4 it's le higher than it was in 2019 cope
You didn't buy back then, did you baggot? Your first buy was somewhere inbetween January 25th and 29th, 2021, wasn't it?

W
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M
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>>55199648
>baggot
no one tell him

>>55199676
you're going to die poor, pathetic piece of shit

>>55199682
>piece of shit
it's always poo-related with you people, isn't it?

>>55199679
>le king baggot
Rope tonight faggot baggot.
Also:
>Early life: His father was born in Ireland
Kek. Your cope hero is a subhuman mick.

>>55199682
who pissed and shat in your crypto this morning?

>55199648
You seem more dedicated to this stock than anyone holding it and yes even more than Niggerfaggot. He’s clearly a holding larper. Tyfys.

>still below $100 pre-split
that's the best fud they have now. kek

>>55199728
Especially when the hedgies still need the stock to be under $4 pre-split

>>55199715
Cope more baggot. Keep holding this shit. Keep that pathetic pipedream you have of becoming a billionaire overnight alive.

>>55199708
whose wife left him at a time when nobody got divorced. sad.

Things to abolish after MOASS (OR BEFORE... YEAH RIGHT)

>government
>fed
>USD
>israel
>4chan
>crypto
>india

>>55199864
>Proclaims himself to be King
>Is actually just a Hollyjew nigger
kek baggies

What does negative volume mean?

>>55199924
It means you're a dumbfuck baggie

>>55199715
>He’s clearly a holding larper.
clear to who?
massive cope

>>55199933
fullhouse dubs checked
kek baggies

I hold GME and I am happy with my investment. I am confident GME will make me a significant amount of money

>>55199936

>>55199933
>>55199944
2 full houses, wat did kek mean by this?

the robot has spoken. MOASS tomorrow

>>55199951
>I am confident GME will make me a significant amount of money
kek dumbfuck bagroid

>>55197675
so they pulled the same stunt exactly a year lmao. These wallstreet cunts never expected a fucking hive mind of broke autists watching they’re every move.

>>55199966
I knew you couldn’t resist :) see you next thread. I’m going to still be optimistic about GME in a few minutes from now

>>55199965
>anomlous glitch
>wouldn't worry about it

>>55199977
chekt, kek'd and rekt

>>55199958
>baggies begging me to buy the niggerstock
kek

>>55199977
>I’m going to still be optimistic about GME
guessing you'll still be optimistic on July 1st after nothing happens this month?

>>55199985
Pro level meme, right here. It is funny to see Dave completely degrade himself over time. I think by the end of this he’ll be a toothless crack-whore selling stock tips in the sewers

>>55200041
that was an excerpt that pre-dated the saga

>>55200041
putting them together makes the text too small

>>55200041

>>55200132
>>55200132
>>55200132
Threaded.

>>55199682

>>55200245
baggot

>>55197782
Just subvert a latin country the same way jews do. jews literally gave us a playbook that works everytime.