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>>55191601
G'morning.
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,160.055B, 102P = 21.177B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,142.102B, 104P = 20.597B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q4 + FY22 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/19986/
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/
>Q1 on Jun 7
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

WTF?! It passed $25... ayo shieeeet, is we finna rich now?!

lets go boys

posting in ebic wagmi bread

The fact that these threads are still alive is amazing to me. God bless you all for still watching and holding. I haven't kept up in months but am still rooting for you guys.

CAM ON GAME STOCK CAM ON 26 LETS FAKKIN GO

digits and wagmi is today

When they gonna dump all those borrowed shares? I want to buy. Fucking sidewalk decorating hedge fucks.

Are we there yet?

>>55191601
CAMMON GME

We're going to $27 today.

Into the fire we go! Hold strong my brave anons! They’re breaking!

>tfw MOASS

>>55191601
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 15th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
TDA
>RH
Stake and Hatch (NZ and Australian)

WE'RE WINNING THE BATTLE OF $180 BROS

Holy shit KEK CRYPTO BAGGIES

getting shit on by a dying funko pop retailer

wagmi

mi boat was backwards sorry. this time its digits AND wagmi

More volume plz

Inshaallah, we'll make it. Allahu Akhbar!

Is it halted?

>inb4 it closes red and baggies shit their pants but not in the way they wanted to

>over 100 pre-split

>>55191601
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THEY HALTED US
>because we were up 3% at open

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Cheese and crackers already 1 million volume

HOLY FUCK THEY ACTUALLY HALTED IT HOOOOOLY SHIT WAGMI

>>55191601
When is earnings?

>halt just for a 3%

My African American brothers, the stock is halted.

wtf is up? they stilln doing this shenanigans? havent been checking in on GME and its still the same fucking scums

>halted

Whether it's tums or bums that we want to be smothered by...
WAGMI

>>55191750
sorry guys, we were just readjusting the algos for the whole stockmarket because of gme

please proceed

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE GOT COCKY MY AFRICAN AMERICAN BROTHERS

>>55191722
>>55191746
Liars
https://www.nyse.com/trade-halt-current

Where’s our friend to remind us we’re still not above $100. He seems awfully quiet.

Did they seriously halt because we went over $25?

I am inn no way shocked

nothing personnelle

>>55191785
what a surprise, stock dropped after they halted

i didnt see any info about a halt in nyse or nasdaq. not sure wtf this is.

>>55191787
I didn't see it reported either, but I have a live chart in front of me and that bitch was halted for sure

>>55191794
what do the lines and numebrs mean anon

>That dump
>Still above 25
Nice fucking try. POOMPA TIME CONTINUES

>>55191803
so was mine, on Thinkorswim

>>55191804
ask mason

Is it earnings today?
Anon who isnt supposed to be here today
The stock will continue to drop until you answer me

>>55191787
>15 halts so far today

>>55191809
he isnt answering

christ bros should look for participative finance, jews can't be redeemed.

chobani better do something

>>55191808
sames

Okay after they halted for just 3% im unironically scared of what’s actually going on with this stock

Wait did they actually halt it? I kinda of can’t wait till we’re actually pumping and the halts will stop trading for the day. That will be true comfy.

When is earnings report?

>>55191857
they halted it

its slowly recovering

>>55191844
>>55191832
>>55191808
There was no halt, what happened is they internalized 100% of trades and then opened a massive short position. This happens every single time there is an upward movement, they don't need halts to fuck with us

>>55191832
could it be just a TDA issue then?

>>55191848
Is today earnings?

>>55191857
on the 7th.

>>55191868
internalize deeze fractional nuts

>>55191877
Checked.
Later days nigger

I hope 38k car anon took profits and sold at 25.50

>>55191887
it will be interesting if the booked and fractional shares being yeeted made a difference

>>55191844
>scared of what’s actually going on with this stock
It’s a literal mathematically paradox fren. An infinite squeeze.

>>55191894
>>55191877
what does this mean

>>55191867
The manic part of your brain that told you an infinity squeeze was within the realm of possibility?

>>55191920
>t.

These hedgies are more desperate than a 350lb fedora wearing Redditor

I can smell it from here

TOTAL
HEDGIE
DEATH

the hedgies won't get away with this. i will find them.

>> kill bankers.
>> behead bankers.
>> roundhouse kick a bank into the concrete.
>> slam dunk a bank baby into the trashcan.
>> crucify filthy bankers.
>> defecate in a bankers deposit box.
>> launch bankers into the sun.
>> stir fry bankers in a wok.
>> toss bankers into active volcanoes.
>> urinate into a bankers drive thru tube.
>> judo throw bankers into a wood chipper.
>> twist bankers little chain pens off.
>> report bankers to the irs.
>> karate chop bankers in half.
>> curb stomp insolvent bankers.
>> trap bankers in quicksand.
>> crush bankers in the trash compactor.
>> liquefy bankers in a vat of acid.
>> eat bankers.
>> dissect bankers.
>> exterminate bankers in the gas chamber.
>> stomp bank skulls with steel toed boots.
>> cremate bankers in the oven.
>> lobotomize bankers.
>> mandatory closures for bankers.
>> grind bank managers in the garbage disposal.
>> drown bankers in fried chicken grease.
>> vaporize bankers with a ray gun.
>> kick old bankers down the stairs.
>> feed bankers to alligators.
>> slice bankers with a withdrawl slip.

>>55191873
If the other anons calling halts were also on ToS, it could be
>>55191868
Considered

kek crypto baggies

>>55191813
Wednesday after hours

>>55191606
i've see this reminder a few times. What exactly (and who?) do you remind of (what exactly?)?

Kek GME culties. MOASS was in 2021.

>>55191975
>t.

Ayo shieeeet why dey so many halts? Our Louisiana lobster boil stock keep dumping motherfuckers

Hey Keith can you give me an update on BBBYQ and how it’s the real play, and there is for sure a merger happening?
It’s weird, before when you shilled that distraction, didn’t it have a different ticker?

>>55191951
On WSB daily at open everyone on TOS and TDA was screaming about SPY being halted and barcoding

>>55192018
You're just to stupid too understand. Think about it:
>Pulte has been tweeting "ONLY THE YOUNG" a lot lately
>who are young? Babies
>what did Pulte have recently? Babies
>who else has babies? Cohen
>what do you do with babies? You BUY them stuff
>what does Cohen does to his babies? He BUY BUYS them stuff (x2 because he has two babies)
>how do you make babies? By MERGING the PENIS with the VAGINA
>therefore, it is quite obvious that Cohen is planning a MEGER with BUY BUY BABY.
If you don't get it, then you were just not meant to be a brainy anon.

Alright im done looking at the chart today. see you tomorrow with this bullshit PA.

>>55191979
Just a friendly reminder that you're a stupid nigger holding RC and DFV bags and that you're NGMI.

>>55192056
Babies are based. They make us money

>>55192100
The squeeze never ended

>>55192112
Going from $100 to $25? Nice squeeze!

>>55192056
>he knows

WAGMI

this nigger doesnt know what a split is >>55192119

>>55192029
>On WSB daily at open everyone on TOS and TDA was screaming about SPY being halted and barcoding

Seems like it happened on ActiveTrader Pro too

YOU CANNOT KEEP GME DOWN FOR LONG YOU FOOLS. IT CANNOT BE STOPPED

>>55191857
It's right now. They will see a nice little bump in revenue compared to Q1 2022. They will be profitable. They will see nice gains in their higher margin newer products while simultaneously seeing gains in hardware and software. Expect a large jump in price.

Source: my dreams

>>55192144
Checked

I thought I was supposed to be red on every GME chart?

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>55192029
Schwab is making ToS retarded then

>>55192151

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>55192208
>le epic screenshot to show how educated i am

>>55192166
>They will be profitable.
Kek dreamies

>>55191868
>they internalized 100% of trades
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/141g7ak/active_trader_pro_showing_no_candles_between_952/
DDslave with the data

oooooooooo

not gonna lie, former short ladder attacker here. This is fucking hilarious watching the stonk crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let the hedgies close their short positions.

Now that WAGMI is 100% confirmed, it's funny to see the shills convert to pure damage control mode.

>>55192293
>$101.48 pre-split
>almost 3 years post-squeeze
>"Now that WAGMI is 100% confirmed"

>>55192100
>t. meltdownie and his husband

>>55192261
They're afraid.

>55192332
you seem desperate

>>55192261
Hmm I wonder why they would do that. Either way more kindling for the fire.

Wow, $25! Just need a 2x from here and I'll get all my money back!!

>>55192378
>not realizing i get paid double for broken (You)s

>Shorts still need the stock to be at $4 pre-split
>stock still $100 pre split

>>55192261
my screenduring that time window

>>55192100
What are you, a fucking drooling retard with shit in his pants? How fucking stupid do you have to be not to see that this is obviously the play of a lifetime? Oh, wait...you're on the losing side of this play aren't you? Yeesh. sucks for you.

They really just showed their hand if they are halting on 3% run up,

HEDGIES ARE FUCKED, JUMP JUMP JUMP, SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT.

>>55192390
if we're unironically believing that all 'muh short hedgroids' have a cost basis of 4$ pre-split then all baggies have a cost basis of $400

What's behind 25.50 Kenneth?

>>55192420
the same thing that was behind 180
two more years

It's heartwarming to know niggerfaggot is back, when daniel turns up you know that something is making them nervous

something is happening but I don't know what

>>55192441
Hedgies are gonna capitulate.
And then they're going to catapult themselves from the balcony, windows, any high up place. LOL

>>55192439
Niggerfaggot is literally here everyday. What are you on about?

>>55192439
>not allowed to use the 9-letter no-no word
every time

https://downdetector.com/

Seems like something habbenin

We have just exceeded $25.50.

>>55192477
>https://downdetector.com/
where?

>>55192450
Dang, sucks to be them.

Hey Alexa, play Jump by Van Halen.

>>55192477
LUGGY SEBENS IS HABBENING :D

>>55192469
Tyfys Niggerfaggot.

GME bros, use your time wisely

I've been getting shredded while this meme is dragging on

Rip and tear until it is done, anons.

>>55192431
It's been 2 years. Now it's time to pay.

Book has extinguished their last candle of hope.

It's unironically 2 weeks, perhaps less

The algo will have no choice but to let GME rip this week and it will not be contained
Source: A powerful frog spirit

We are still in perpetual crab land

>>55192414
Back to your bankruptcy thread baggot

WHERE IS THE TIGHT TUMMIES KISSER GUY?! WE CANT MOASS WITHOUT HIM

>55192415
Alot easier to average down when buying than saving a short position nearly 10k% over what their target was.

>>55192493
I wish I could afford food to eat big so I can get big. Only ramen and banana for me

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Swing and a miss, it feels like even on low volume they've got insufficient ammo. Even letting small amounts of buying pressure drop through they can't stem the tide.

Book is how it ends

If we are negative on earnings for Q1 we dip, if we post a +ve Q it's over. Either way it's inevitable

How many dicks do you think Ken has sucked to keep a lid on this thing for so long?

>>55192631
A lot more than dick suck anon.

>>55192631
I personally think its over 10, but there is a 0% chance its under 1 dick sucked so that alone makes me kek.....No chance he's pulled this off so far without sucking a single dick, prob took it in the pooper a few times too

let's gOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Are going to break 26?

Power to the players.

>>55192520
The crab will perish, and GME will be free

>>55192669
gratz on your two shares

WAATMI

were going to $30 aren't we

>>55192726
>$120 pre split
Not enough

Accelerate

>>55192687
Thanks. Hope it'll moass soon so I can buy more silver.

We're dropping again my bastards

>>55192737
COHENS ALIVE?!?

FFS I should have bought more sub 20. My average is around 40 and I have 1600 shares, seeing all these fuckers with an average of 20 and 2000 shares boils my piss as they've thrown less than me into this thing.

Fuck you Chobani, fuck you Wall Street, fuck you tight tummy anon for abandoning us on this day.

>>55192726
>$33.42 is the next target we hit. Then the 5 year.
They will say
>Green green green, baggies are green on every chart.
AAAAAYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE

>>55192757
On Thursday you'll be saying you wish you bought more when it was below 10000.

>>55192534
Putting on lipbalm to get ready for mass.
Gotta have soft lips for them tummies.

>>55192757
Where this bitch is going I wouldnt worry. Just dont get a emotional a nd keep looking for openings to average down.

Is it rare to be able to look at something you care about and being able to visualize it in your mind forever?

>>55192796
no

>>55192631
Not as many as he's about to take in PRISON that's for sure!

>>55192757
If it makes you feel any better, your average is high but you have more shares than a lot of us 3 digit stacklets.

Don’t sweat it bro. WAGMI and 40 will feel like a really low price once this baby rips.

>>55192757
we all thought this would be over soon enough but due to the DTCC committing crime with the split dividend it has dragged on and on, I fully suspect that Cohens move causes them to regret doing that. If they issue shares and a dividend it is unironically over for the DTCC. They need to provide shares to either close position (buy at market) or if they wish to cover their obligation they need to pay the dividend (buy shares at market) Both of these things mean that the shorts will require to do a thing which causes their short position to be reduced, if their naked position then there is simply not enough shares issued as a dividend to deliver. The fact they stole the shares bald faced an issued it as a split means they just signed their death warrant.

One more day shit. Until that day is today.

>>55192839
I'm fully expecting another 9/11 tier happening to distract from all this.

DTCC is even more fucked than the hedgies.

>>55192838
it doesnt matter what you buy in price is or even how many shares you hold.
no one knows what the top will be.
10^6
10^12
10^50
10^100
10^1000
some diamond handed short stacks with a 75 buy in price may end up with $3 498 837 736 288 003 937 while deep stacks sold their last share at $50k

>>55192870
At 50k I would have 50 million dollars. That's nuts

OOOOOOOOObros, we got too cocky…. It’s OOOOver

>>55192858
What sort of happening you thinking?

For me, the most out there one fitting of clown world would be Biden declassifying everything we know about extraterrestrials and giving a press conference from Area 51, and then a few days later it comes out that Trump met the alien ambassador during his term and demanded to see their genitals so he could compare.

Hedgies jumping out of their office windows and seeing their bodies splatter across the concrete floor.

Yep, just sold.

>>55192571
You don't have to break the bank getting organic foods or expensive meats (although free range is the best)

> chicken breast
> turkey patties; deli slices
> beans, lentils
> cheese, milk, cottage cheese, paneer (cheese you can make from milk at home)
> protein powder + shakes
> peanut butter
> eggs (best source if you can't afford anything else)

No excuses. I started at 168 lb in jan 2021. I am at 205 lb with better muscular build. Need to start cutting so I can be more lean and show abs. GME has been my greatest motivation to get the body I want, for the money I will enjoy it with

>>55192914
is it? and will it be? and for how long?
no one knows.

Kek crypto baggies. Holy shit.

>>55192914
My portfolio would be $27m and my pension would be worth $37m

Would be funny if it did

>>55192571
Keep the faith anon, one day you will be massive.

>>55192962
organic peanut butter is disgusting the oil separates on the top

>>55192961
Ah, fuck off

>>55192933
That's a good one, I was thinking another terrorist attack, IE our government slaying it's own people.

But I'd take aliens over that any day.

>>55192870
somewhere between 700 billion and a trillion 300 million billion dollars per share

>>55193002
then mix it you fucking pleb

>>55192858
Wouldn't be surprised if the plane yesterday was related.

I am honestly scared of holding during MOASS. I want to make X amount of money, so I know how much I have to hold and sell at to reach that figure. The mental fortitude it will take…. I’ve been tested in my life anons. But never tested like this. It’s easy to not sell for a loss. It will be hard to not sell for millions. I wish you all the same strength I am trying to fortify in myself. Wagmi.

No worry frens, must have little down for big up. RSI and stuff

>>55193024
that would buy you something like 7 to a dozen eggs. who knows how much will be enough.

Crypto taking a big hit today

>>55193034
why would I do that when the cheap smooth can of skippys is miles better

Hang tight, the poompa squad will resume the poompa after their lunch break.

>>55193063
For me, it's Goobers

>>55193063
because is has so much shite added to it, you deserve to eat shit with that mindset you lazy cheap fuck. Organic is a million times better tasting. Put it on some green apples you cunt and learn something

>>55193052
good. just according to plan.
those who believe in programming know that reddit will go full doge once moass happens.
https://twitter.com/george_orwell3/status/1665738143302074370

I will accept no less than $2.5MM USD per share

>>55193089
ok buddy I can do a muscle up and most likely bench more than you
I can slap a free range or organic label on everything it doesn't mean shit

>>55193125
holy fucking internet tough guy cope lord posting

>can do a muscle up but it too lazy to mix his peanut butter

>>55193108
i hope you all have realized that it doesnt matter when you sell you first share. the only thing that matters is your last one.

Why no moass?

>>55193146
This. They’re still not understanding that if everyone holds for the top their won’t be a top. Infinity is real.

>>55193063
I use skippys too, smooth for spreading on bread or blending in smoothies. organic is probably better, but I just care about protein + fat content over quality

high protein quality will matter when we're top 1% lads. till then, salvage whatever you can

>>55193168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5_YjUaSuZI
They actually admit that infinity is possible too

>>55193182
anon how dare you have your own opinion you must agree with the organic autist kek

>>55192858
"China" is going to launch a coordinated attack on all stock exchange data centers. Too bad for them, the American Government is too clever for that to halt trading for more than a day. Some data (everything GME related) was tragically lost, but we saved enough to keep on going. Never let the American Spirit falter before tyrrany! Time to launch a counter attack against everyone israel doesn't like!

>>55193287
>Some data (everything GME related) was tragically lost
They wouldn't fucking dare

>>55193269
I agree organic is probably better (less refined sugar, additives, preservatives). but who gives a fuck when you're broke but still trying to be the best you can be

save all that bs for when you have wealth

>>55193240
I mean, that's literally the case with any short squeeze. It's shorting 101 - potential losses are considered "theoretically infinite". It's just that no squeeze has ever been maintained long enough to actually achieve said theoretical maximum, because other SSs have ended when enough whales cashed out, happy to have "only" made out with a 2000% gain

>>55193324
Predditors won't do shit. Ryan Cohen was kind to the wrong people too long instead of being kind to the people who saved his company

>>55192933
Checked. The alien liked the orange color and that's why they didn't invade.

>>55192933
Checked and truth pilled.
>Ayyys are the fakes gayest thing they could do, and it is very much in the realm of possibility.

>>55193324
Why not? Erasing GME has to be easier than stealing an election.
They will just label everyone that gets upset or protests an extremist and domestic terrorist.

>>55193034
He can't his wrists are weak.

>>55193379
If erasing GME was that easy they would have done it back in 2021

>>55192502
Exactly this. Book is it. They are fucked.

>$25 and rising
IS THIS YOU GIVING UP KENNOID?!

>>55192858
>I'm fully expecting another 9/11 tier happening to distract from all this.
Well, here you go:
lol
lmayyyyyyyyo even
https://web.archive.org/web/20230605130331/https://thedebrief.org/intelligence-officials-say-u-s-has-retrieved-non-human-craft/

The original course I had been plotting doesn't work anymore, if I shift it over a few days it still looks alright but I'll give a few more days before I really start following it again though.

AH on earnings day there will be a poompa over $30. What happens after that is anyone's guess.

>>55192933
see
>>55193464
Still holding for a big booty alien gf tho

>>55193142
Mixing pnut butter is at least 2 muscle ups worth of work to him I reckon.

>>55193464
would bluebeam still work with how many people know about it?

>>55193507
Normies will definitely fall for it, and that’s all they really need.

>>55193347
That's the fundamental difference this time around. Instead of a handful of rich guys who normally cash out at +5% trying to make each other hold the bag, there are hundreds of thousands of us who have nothing to lose and the whales don't hold the majority. We'll peel off a few shares as the price shoots up to secure dynastic wealth, but there's a non-zero chance that enough people have died or lost passwords in the last three years that everyone selling everything won't stop the involuntary buying pressure.

>>55193146
Wtf is "selling"?

>>55193491
I don't know why people always assume that the ayy lmaos will be shaped like humans. It's more likely that they'll be weird jellyfish looking things.

>>55193402
I'm not saying it's easy, I'm saying anything us possible (although it would definitely be a LAST resort) and nobody will do shit, at least not in Fatmerica.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

KEK CRYPTO BAGGIES

>>55193532
Stag hunt. We are the whales.

>>55193352
If their accounts ever show millions and it's reversed, you will break your neck from how fast they will go from "help me Ryan" to "Gmerica was always 1776."

>>55193545
>weird jellyfish looking things
Even better than humanoid

There goes $100 pre-split

55193553

>>55193535
wtf is banks collapsing, debt ceiling hit, liquidity shortage announcement
>>55193168
they will (have to) pull the plug somewhere (because 10^98238973823 just doesnt make more sense than 10^100 per share. and the goal and next step is still gidc. doge is just the next step to get normie acceptance.

>>55193593
they have space furries now apparently, the lore just keeps getting weirder.

>>55193552
so the small aircraft that flew over my house was akchually an alien plane? is that what they recovered?

>>55193507
>uhhhh yeah we totally ass-pulled transistors 70 years ago, happened completely organic like them eggheads at the calculator company figured it out
Everybody been done knowed. I'd still take ayylmoas over another 9/11 or a big gay useless war so I'm not bitching about it.

>>55193638
>space furries exist
>human women crawling over eachother to compete

I see this as an absolute win!

>>55191718
don't forget niggers

https://twitter.com/autismcapital/status/1665760360086011904?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

ITS OVER.

Crypto baggie rope is incoming. Thank God because crypto baggie suicide is a prerequisite to MOASS and hedgies roping

>>55193619
I don't know what those things are either. Sounds scary. I guess I'll just hold onto my shares extra tight and never ever let go.
>literally bought in for the lulz

>>55193674
>CZ responds “4” meaning he is under duress.
What the fuck does this schizo bullshit mean

>>55193147
KENNIES!

https://twitter.com/deitaone/status/1665757891700064260?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

Oh yeah it’s all coming together. In the next hour, this will be the only comfy thread on the entire /biz/ catalog

>>55193674
It's fitting that every central exchange/depository in crypto is running a ponzi scheme when we pretty much face that same issue with the DTCC. Seems like a structural corruption problem.

>>55193674
>>55193714
Nice cope niggers. This doesn't mean shit. Fuck off.

>>55193729
Is there a problem?

>>55193650
Aliens are coming to fuck our women. WAGMI anyway.

>>55193697
In China the number 4 is seen as cursed, same with the number 13 in the US.
>>55193714
>>55193674
BREAKING: The Securities and Exchange Commission files a sweeping case against Binance, accusing the world's largest cryptocurrency exchange of mishandling customer funds, lying to regulators, and deceiving investors about its operations.

The SEC also alleges that Binance mixed billions of dollars in customer funds and secretly transferred them to Merit Peak Limited, a company controlled by Binance's founder, Changpeng Zhao

>>55193714
>binance: funds are safu

thanks, unsecured creditors! no refunds!

>>55193739
XRP schizos are up 30% in a year and gameniggers are down 30% in a year
you're getting out-schizoed by the biggest masochists on 4channel

I am fucking your wife while you’re watching the stock

>>55193677
that strategy is likely making you the richest person in the world at some time. pretty cool story to tell at the homeless shelter.

>>55193739
Niggers like you manufacturing bullshit hype for going on 3 years now. Where is my MOASS you Ryan Cohen paid shill. Fuck you.

>>55193674
Who the fuck is CZ?

>>55193619
They can’t really force me to sell.

>>55193697
Homonym for 'death' in Chinese and a few others.

>>55193739
Binance was China's FTX they were using to scam crypto with, only makes sense they'd eventually get popped. Could be the cover story for crypto getting raped soon.
>>55193740
If they bang me too I'd be chill about it

The not a halt, halt today is so bullish.

>>55193777
if you opposing party is bankrupt its over. a broken bank and broken FED will render your shares worthless.
still based thou

>>55193760
So this is literally the SBF/FTX thing again huh? Wait, I pay zero attention to crypto unironically, weren't binance and FTX like direct competitors in the sphere of crypto brokerage? So like, anyone who was holding in binance laughing at the FTX meltdown is now facing their own meltdown lol lmao

>>55193800
Digits confirm. You are going to fuck at least one alien, probably more because you'll be rich.

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>55193545
>weird jellyfish looking things

>>55193834
Not in your wallet not under your control. All crypto exchanges treat clients as "unsecured creditors" and are NOT insured in any way. You lose your crypto and have zero recourse other than suing a bankrupt company.

>crypto exchanges getting exposed as scams
>crypto baggies start seething in GME general

Makes you think, huh?

>>55193874
HEY FAT FUCK COHEN, HERE'S AN IDEA!

HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING GIVE US WHAT WE ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR NOW FOR ALMOST 3 YEARS NOW!

>>55193772
Don't judge me for where I choose to pick up chicks.

>>55193895
thanks fat fuck ryan!

RYAN DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING !

>>55193895
2 more days!

>>55193646
Lol aliens don't exist but something weird is definitely going on.

>>55193895
You are acting like a pajeet

>>55193874
>not posting the original
Why?

At what price will GME on the way up pass BTC on the way down?

Apple stream started

https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/?&mtid=20925rc739929&aosid=p238&mnid=s-dc_mtid_20925rc739929_pcrid_660495139911_pgrid_149314415506_pexid__&cid=wwa-uk-kwgo-features--slid---productid--Brand--pre-https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/?&mtid=20925rc739929&aosid=p238&mnid=s-dc_mtid_20925rc739929_pcrid_660495139911_pgrid_149314415506_pexid__&cid=wwa-uk-kwgo-features--slid---productid--Brand--pre-

>>55193888
Checked. Weird that they camp in our thread just to disagree with anyone who talks shit about their beloved fake internet money.

>>55193984
18k

>>55193984
31.45

>>55193972
I HAVE EVEY RIGHT TO MOTHERFUCKER GIVE ME MY MONEY I NEED THINGS!

Altcoins are rugging hard. ALGO is down to 13 cents.

>>55193984
$5000

>>55194035

>>55192415
anon, the stock hadn't been above $4 since 2017, if their shorts were opened between 2018-2020 then their short price was anything lower than $3, maybe even lower than $1 depending on the specific timing. $4 cost basis is the bull case for a lot of these shorts

>>55194061
>HE THINKS I HAVEN'T BEEN WORKING AND WAITING THIS ENTIRE TIME
WHAT AN IDIOT!

>>55193985
their shop is currently down. you can't look at macs or iphones during this broadcast. interesting

>can't even hodl $25

It's over......

>>55194069
Stop actually trying to engage with Niggerfaggot. It messes up his larp. Just enjoy his monkey dance.

>>55193985
>https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/?&mtid=20925rc739929&aosid=p238&mnid=s-dc_mtid_20925rc739929_pcrid_660495139911_pgrid_149314415506_pexid__&cid=wwa-uk-kwgo-features--slid---productid--Brand--pre-https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/?&mtid=20925rc739929&aosid=p238&mnid=s-dc_mtid_20925rc739929_pcrid_660495139911_pgrid_149314415506_pexid__&cid=wwa-uk-kwgo-features--slid---productid--Brand--pre-
>M2 ultra
>MK Ultra
What did they mean by this?

>>55193985
>>55194110
LITERAL PROVEN COPE

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>55194129
this computer sounds pretty impressive actually. how much do you think they're gonna charge for it? $40,000?

>>55194132
ACK

>>55194151

RRP 2,131.417

PARTICIPANTS 105

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

M2 U L T R A
2

U
L
T
R
A

This was people selling at their cost basis to at least break even after two years of red

>>55194167
HEY FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER I WANT MY CASH

ok here comes the software portion

>>55194173
K=2
K2 is a mountain
Deadliest mountain to climb
MOASS IS STARTING HODLERS WILL BE TARGETED DURING MOASS ASCENT REEEEEE HIDE HIDE HIDE HIDE HIDE HIDE

>>55194174
No it fucking wasn't, you lying dickhead

pops wanted to know how's my investment going. i choked and told him i sold
>i'll never tell him

iphones are pretty nice. too bad apple is globohomo incarnate. I'll never buy their shit

Nothing to pay attention to here today boys, totally natural and organic price action.

>>55193895
Got sand in your vagina, you fucking soft cunt?

>>55194174
Imagine holding for 2 years and you could have just stuck it into a basic savings account and made more lol

>>55194266
i once had sand in my vagina.

it hurt my dick so i went for another vagina far away from the beach.

fun night

I saw them bleed today. They are not invulnerable. DRS will be high due to heat lamp discovery and a positive quarter will break them.

>>55194266
>>55194280
THE ABSOLUTE STATE!

Every additional day there is more hedge cunt chicanery means more time Ken Griffin must suffer in the Poop Dungeon

>>55191718
WITNESS ME

>>55194277
I was todl that inflation would rape my cash and GME would be worth billions by now

i miss thi lil cheeto dust covered nigga like you wouldnt believe

kek baker is passed out on the couch covered in cheetoh dust

>>55193777
yeah I'll check that

Coincidence than ETH dips hard, and then GME takes a slow walk downward after that? There are no coincidences in this market.

Imagine believing that apple was going to pair with gamestop

I am demoralized.

>>55194351
But Ryan Cohen owns more Apple shares than Steve Jobs

Kek, baker is passed out on the sofa after killing his wife.

the fuck we red

Like clockwork. Dip = a dozen pajeets come to shit up the thread.

>>55194367
Baker sold, its over

>>55194248
I made the mistake of bragging to my mom during the sneeze about how I was now worth six figures. Haven't had the heart to tell her I didn't sell, I just kinda left it implied that I had and was completely debt-free+slightly ballin

>>55194363
Steve jobs doesn't own any as he's dead.

>>55194377
It’s also crypto baggies salty that they are about to lose everything

>>55194351
When did people say this? I hadn't even heard of a possible collaboration until today.

>>55194398
Ligma balls

>>55194351
I didn’t know people expected this until today.

>JAxdiQDo
Fuck off bvttfag

>>55193724
Problem? It was designed that way on purpose.

>>55194341
>>55194341
>>55194341
Threaded.

>>55194436
>ma ba
whats ma ba?

Keith you around today? Can you explain again how bbby is the real play and there is a merger happening, and that anyone who doesn’t believe that “isn’t the brainy type”?
I went to buy some bbby on your recommendation but I can’t even find that ticker. The closest one is bbbyq. Should I be buying that?