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the bear market rally is over

buckle up niggers gonna be a wild week

>>55188061
>The real Metaverse has never been tried
Stacies are never going to buy those headsets. VR gives them the ick.

majority of retail doubled down on their shorts. the market will never dump until bobos are bankrupted. they lulled you into a bear market, now theyre going to rip it higher to make you tap out. it doesnt make any sense but its been clown market since 2020.

>>55188073
I mean it’s going to happen someday, and Apple will do it. But yea, won’t be next year.

>>55188075
The past couple trading days were nonstop euphoria and total Bobo extinction. If I were a Mumu, more green would be pretty much the last thing I'd want to see.

>>55188061
this is just basic normie knowledge since they won't stop buying iphones and dongles

>>55188095
Cope, everyone is still bearish. I'm so sick and tired of you schizo bobos trying to redefine reality, your gaslighting is disgusting.

Gonna set a goal to have $10k in checking before I start investing again. I had no idea how many unexpected expenses come with a car and apartment at times

>>55188095
70% of users are still net short. put to call ratio is heavily leaning on puts. like i said, bears doubled down. a little pullback can happen, trapping more bears but it will go higher i think. im gonna buy the dip this week. its a 4d chess move, they fucked as many people as possible in 2008 and made short selling illegal right before the drop.

>>55188106
You mad bro?

>>55188073
>Stacies are never going to buy those headsets
>stacies are never going to buy those smartphones
>stacies are never going to buy a laptop
>stacies are never going to buy a car
>stacies are never going to buy a horse
>stacies are never going to use the wheel
Lmaooo post your boomerfolio

>>55188122
Stacies didn't buy google glass though

>>55188121
No, I'm bullish and making money, you're losing money as a gay bobo.

>>55188129
Google products give the ick, women HATE android users. If apple released AR glasses every woman would buy them.

>>55188132
I’m not in the market actually rn
I’m high IQ so I’m in cash

>he's waiting for the all clear to invest again

This is how you miss the bottom

>>55188122
Stacy can pull out her phone at the bar and talk with her girlfriends about it. She can bring her laptop to Starbucks and "work from home".

She is not going to buy some gadget to keep at home and do gross, nerdy stuff like VR Chat or Beat Saber. She can already do video calls with her MacBook or iPhone.

>>55188129
Because Google glass was a shit product. VR actually has an appeal to it, sure stacies of this generation may not like it. But the stacies of Gen alpha are 100% going to be using VR

Anons give it to me straight. Is it time to buy gold miners now?

Short the VIX

>>55188149
That's slightly higher IQ than the bobos shorting or buying puts, but you're still retarded. You're going to miss the run up to 2T market cap nvidia and SPX 5000 this year.

>>55188192
>options on a volatility index
You must truly hate money.

poop poop poop poop poopy poopidee poop

>>55188242
Hey, look at it this way: 72.50 is a traditional launching point for the kangaroo to 80.

>>55188176
I got 300k tied up in Russian Goldminer polymetal. I can’t trade it anymore unless I transfer my shares to a Kazakhstan trading house. It’s either going to a mil or 0.

>>55188075
Clown market is a cope, all movement has had a reasonable explanation in hindsight

>>55188055
Which one of you chuds did this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5BL4RNFr58

>>55188248
Man, I am too upset for some half glass full nonsense. They are really going to make me wait for supply imbalances to actually manifest. I want to do something else with my money but this play is the thesis I am the most confident about. I feel myself turning slowly turning into the oil equivalent of a silver chud the longer this isn't $80 a barrel. And I am self aware that silver chuds are losers and market chew toys.

>>55188176
can gold miners help me buy a cute wife

Stocks.

>>55188106
I know what you're trying to say but if everyone were actually bearish, prices would go down.

>futures

>>55188297
Markets always move to cause maximum pain, when everyone is bearish prices go up exactly as we are seeing for the last 6 months.

>>55188257
>I can’t trade it anymore unless I transfer my shares to a Kazakhstan trading house.
Return to steppe.

>>55188223
>>options on a volatility index
It's not that bad anon. Volatility ETNs are easy to predict. In the long term they always go down. The trick is to throw a little math at it, see what the average decay is and target your trades such that they reflect your findings. Use defined loss options that are capital efficient like butterflys and let it rip

>>55188291
My understanding is fracking changed everything. Now the natural price of oil is 60, and anytime it goes higher is short term geopolitical manipulation. That’s why it was under 80 for a decade. I was a lumber trader in a oil city.

>>55188312
Haha, I honestly might have too.

>futures

>>55188336
You know what, maybe you are right. I should think of 2015-19 as the new normal

>>55188351
cup and handle is forming on the 'Daq

>>55188242
classic OPEC meeting outcome right here.

>>55188351
I’d look up the google term “swing producers” and oil. That’s supposedly the economics behind it.

>>55188061
Or, you could wait for AAPL to come back down to earth and own many more shares for the same price, and much greater upside potential.

>oil

>futures

>>55188309
SPY max pain is 420 for Friday.
So spy goes down because of max pain?
Or does it go up because everyone is bearish?
I can't wait for the next leg down so you're dumbass stops posting again

>>55188380
>30 P/E in the era where 16 yrolds can trade with margin on the toilet
>come back down to earth

I thought what I’d do was, I’d pretend I was one of those golden bulls.

That way, I wouldn’t have to put up with not having a cute catgirl wife.

Bagging more KO on monday. Re-bagging some VZ on monday to. Still leaving me a nice chunk of money to knock debt off with. Can't let my VZ go. While nowhere near to the amount of shares I had least this will give me a foundation to really bag from in 2024. Ironic thing is I don't need the divvy money. It's more about the principle; I had xxx.xx shares. I want them back. With interest for good measure. (aka more)

>>55188402
So what you're saying is the stock market has gotten too popular for its own good?

post ur noooticing charts

>>55188430
>Still leaving me a nice chunk of money to knock debt off with
boomer-san. I am no longer asking. pay off your debt NOW.
if you have money to buy shares you have money to pay debts.

>>55188430
Consider bagging some smallcaps. Well known that profitable smallcaps outperform over the long term, and given recent weakness it's the best time in recent history to start bagging.

>>55188257
that's what you get for being a DAMN commie

so what are we rotating into?

I'm still new to trading, i only done investment for a year and as such I only do long. I'd like to add shorting to my toolbox, but I'm not sure where to start. How did you guys get about to short for the first time? I don't mean to do a lot of shorting, I'm too noob for that, but every now and then opportunities like IEP comes along where I wish I had shorted first and then longed on 20$.

>>55188494
I hope Carl hurries up with his revenge

>>55188063
Why, what's happening?

>>55188459
I just think it’s the million dollar question. You used to have to be a upper class American man in a suit to go visit a broker to make a trade. Now a Saudi kid can buy stocks from the couch on margin. We’re going to have different PE.
>>55188487
Don’t you know it. Lost 400k trading Chinese stocks. If this doesn’t work out I’m done with tyrants.

>>55188491
From NVDA into AAPL. Can't lose.

>>55188521
So what's up with AAPL, are they doing AI now?

>>55188521

What happens if Apples VR/AR presentation tomorrow is a home run? Will the stock price go up or is that already priced in at this point?

>>55188545
"We're calling it applevers!"

>>55188106
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>>55188309
Reminder that this poster is literally a paid federal contractor.

Fucks sake now the VR meme is back?

>>55188545
Everyone will eat apples

>>55188209
I've added this post to my "top signals" folder, thanks

First 10 minutes will have retards selling into "LE TREASURY ISSUANCE" FUD. Then the rocket ship to 5000 will keep going. Because MAGABoomers keep forgetting the RPP exists to soak them all up. Then you will see shadowstats spam.
Never listen to MAGABoomers. They are NEVER right.

>>55188073
The Metaverse is for low status white, brown, black and yellow males and the occasional geek girl.

>>55188568
I hope so, balance out the schizos and foreign Chinese Russian shills.

>>55188588
Stop IP hopping, you shill faggot.

>>55188527
They're doing a big ass conference this week.

>>55188086
totally would 2,3 and 4. preferably all at once.

>>55188596
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>>55188518
Thanks for outing yourself.

Almost nothing can stop this Nikkei rally.

I went to TGT to get some stuff... I know everyone hates TGT now because of lgbt stuff, but the store was pretty busy. I had a gift card I needed to spend. Anyway, I bought a new birthday card for my mom, and then went to the post office to write it up and drop it in the chute. Turns out... post offices are open 24/7, even on a Sunday and no one's there. You can just go in and hang out with the mailboxes if you want. It's very chill.

>>55188619
holy fuck lol
that's even more insane than the s&p 500 chart from 2020+

>Sunday night schizo fights

what are you guys expecting on market open

>>55188642
faggot

>>55188617
Take your meds. Foreign kleptocrats who are annoyed by the Wests limit on their power have brainwashed you to be pic related. Besides helping enemies of your family, who do you think you are benefiting by hating your community, neighbours, and your life. Go work out, eat well, touch grass, talk to a woman. That’s how you save the white race, not being pic related. You deserve better than this Anon.

>>55188646
Rally. Everyone is pouring their money on stock market since it's such good investment.

>>55188650
>b-but muh russia ;_;
>b-but muh /pol/ ;_;
>b-but muh disinformation ;_;
fuck off glownigger faggot, your shilling has nothing to do with /smg/

>>55188400
Meds, schizo. Everyone is still bearish and we pump. You gay bobo queers might finally get bullish at SPX 5500, and that will be my signal to take profit.

spy puts

>>55188596
Based, fuck vatniggers.
>>55188617
You're a projecting vatnigger who holds literally 0 stocks, Ivan.

>>55188619
>Almost nothing can stop this Nikkei rally.
whats a good Japan ETF?

>>55188671
>>55188665
What does Russia have to do with Stock Market General? Explain it to me in detail.

>>55188632
so you got a card for white women this time i assume?
yeah, back in the 90s there was a dude around here that would take women into the post office at night and do nude photos in front of all the PO boxes.

>>55188674
EWJ is the largest I think. https://etfdb.com/country/japan/

>>55188684
>so you got a card for white women this time i assume?
This one has little birds on it. My mom likes birds.
Idk what to do with that black woman card now... I might just leave by the mailboxes in my apartment building with a "FREE" sticky note

>>55188680
Why are glowies here? Who do you think wants to harm you more. The government who lives off your taxes, or Russians who want the US poor and Balkanized so they won’t interfere with them. Chinese do the same.

>>55188680
You're literally a Russian national trying to spread anti Biden/American propaganda, you don't own any stocks. You got BTFO so hard on /pol/ and /k/ that you are now desperately shitting up the 4chan finance board. The reason you're doing this is because the Biden bullrun is unstoppable and you're losing the war to Ukraine. You're absolutely desperate to cause any sort of disorder in the US, and believe you can spread bearish propaganda to cause a market crash.

>>55188694
What does this have to do with Stock Market General?

>>55188697
>shills are this retarded lmao
What does this have to do with Stock Market General?

what sectors recover first during a recession? thats what you need to invest in now.

>>55188707
I just explained what it has to do with /smg/, you gaslighting projecting schizo.

>>55188692
just recycle it and be done is what i would do
birds are based and so is liking them
even if they aren't real

>>55188712
Am I a schizo or am I literally Vladimir Putin? Make up your mind, which one is it?

>>55188702
What does glowies being here have to do with stock market general? Everything you can say about glowies I can say about shills?

>>55188055
why is AMZN in the OP pic? Did some shit go down while I was at work?

>>55188731
What does you ranting about "muh russian disinformation" while posting """NAFO""" (government contractor) shill images, have to do with stocks?

>>55188735
some people think they are about to blow up due to the rumor of maybe going to offer free phone service to Prime members. i am team WMT myself.

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>>55188749
Of course other schizos map the sectors like so.

>>55188709
>>55188753
Lastly there's this table (with fancy weightings, ooh!)

>>55188753
we could very well be in late-bear-market/early recession phase here

>>55188746
kek wonder if their phone service will actually be good or it will be inconsistent as fuck like their Prime deliveries and video?

>>55188743
What does you ranting about "glowies” while posting ""Vatnik" (government contractor) shill images, have to do with stocks? Answer the question than I will.

>>55188749
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>>55188761
Oilfrens aren’t going to like this…

>>55188785
damn if only her tits were bigger than the head, she would be perfect!

>>55188772
it will be whatever other piggyback services are like that use either Verizon, T Mobile, Dish, or possibly AT&T, which is the providers allegedly in discussion (in that order, and AT&T was mentioned as a "also supposedly maybe being talked to" which gave it a tone of least contender.

>>55188518
Damn bruh what china stocks did you bet on? I think alibaba at least is going to rebound to 300+ in a few years

I can understand the hesitance to average down though.

> futures

>>55188776
>posts gibberish slav words
>accuses other people of not being American
Lmao, are you also implying that you don't understand the glownigger meme?

>>55188793
It's a shill LARPing. Look at its other posts ITT.

>>55188785
thankfully, it supports my thesis.

glowies get out. this is a board of peace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZJRJpbGkG4

>>55188527
>ting ting ting
>aheemm
>I have an announcement
>aiPhone and aiPhone+

>>55188813
You just know.

>>55188813
kek imagine tim apple saying that with a straight face

>>55188813
>Siri will now integrate with OpenAI to...
>Uh...
>Shit we had to have come up with something.
>Help me out here.

>>55188813
this wont happen tomorrow. but it will happen eventually. it's just too good

>>55188808
Which is what again? 3 consecutive shakeouts?

>>55188789
Why do you keep saying this?

>>55188749
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>>55188761
yea theres no way we are in a full recession yet. we may have already hit market bottom but its hard to say. its true that tech is rallying like those charts claim they would after a market bottom. based on this, im looking at banks to recover.

I think I'm going to just DCA into microsoft instead of an ETF.
I mean the indexes they're tracking are mostly tech anyway. And I think microsoft is going to deal some blows to GOOG as ai ramps up.

>>55188863
>yea theres no way we are in a full recession yet.
This is correct. The Fed has not yet (officially) paused and the yield curve has not yet uninverted. Once those happen, it's lights out.

>>55188767
bofa deez nuts is predicting a recession later this year
JPMorgan is expecting a "mild" recession
it's on the cards
Vanguard is planning for a shallow recession

>>55188793
Baba was most of it, JD was 25%. BABA fundamentals looks great but Xi throws one temper tantrum and everything falls to shit. You think they are stable pragmatic leaders than Bam, Ukraine war. Just too unpredictable I’ve learned.

>>55188801
You can’t even answer your own question. The same question you ra Top notch schizo.

>>55188882
LARP

>>55188694
I don't understand this meme.

>>55188886
Am I a schizo or literally the KGB?

>>55188888

>>55188895
It's a retarded glownigger psyop that's trying to imply that if you don't like Biden then you're nonwhite.

>>55188882
I bought BABA 2025 leaps and JD 2024 leaps. Should have bought some PDD and Baidu as well, but yeah. If they end up shitting the bed again then we can be sad together

>>55188868
it could work, but overexposing yourself to a "good story" means those high expectations are priced in. diversify !

so what oil goes up 1% and the nasdaq drops ,3% in response? futures traders have gotten the action leading into the open wrong like 3 out of the last 3 times let's see the market not care at all about oil being a little higher at the bell.

>>55188868
google is only 60% the size of MSFT.

MSFT would have been a good buy 50% ago when it was 230. I dont think it's worth buying at this level, especially with the uncertainty of a recession looming. We could easily plunge 15% down to 3700 again on the s&p 500

>>55188908
It’s a good company, makes sense. I just learned you can’t trust the leaders their, politics fuck it all up. One Taiwan invasion you lose it all and you bank they’d never do that but fuck, who saw the Ukraine coming. Good luck, I hope you get rich enough to kick Munger right in the balls.

>>55188930
Every workplace 401k has both and is set to buy once or twice a month indefinitely, at least it seems so
Makes high profile stocks consistently overvalued, FAGMAN and really anything relatively big in the SP500 is never gonna be a "good deal"
Add to that the fact that these large growth companies are the safety stocks and I don't think they'll ever be investible for me
I'm sorta bummed about this because in unsure if being a contrarian and avoiding them will pay off in my lifetime
Thanks for reading my financial blog.

>>55189015
passive indexing accounts for 10% or less of total stock market buying. it's total cope to expect indexes to direct the market

what’s up my smigger’s, did I miss anything this weekend?

>>55189073
I’ve heard 80%, but they just follow the leader so don’t have any impact. 10% MM, 10% retail.

>>55189168
OPEC's meeting was a muddled mess with the Saudis I guess cutting 1m barrels but only for July then TBD? That drove a bit of a bump in WTI that has retraced by about half.

So, legit what does a student loan look like on a bank's balance sheet when loans are paused? Because that's the play, fas or faz. If they look good and turn to shit when delinquent, build up faz ezpz. Also we should have a big biz orgy for financial reasons you guys

>>55189235
Private loans are not federal loans. And only the latter were paused or are up for consideration in the forgiveness plan. SOFI or some other student loan specialists/services might be worth looking at rather than generic financials.

>>55189259
So SOFI go up because loans are being repaid or dump because loans were treated as good but now are obviously shit. Also I heard people who have risky buttsex get better at trading

what has been the cause of this strong pump all year, is it mostly AI hype or is there another reason? rate hikes are still on the table arent they?

>yields

>>55188073

AR tied into concerts, are not going to be ick at all.

screenshot this

I am looking into a stock

Hubbards peak

>>55189168
oil is king.

who is amazon buying?

>>55189190
fuck, meant to reply to (you) above

>>55189073
>passive indexing accounts for 10% or less of total stock market buying
thats not even close to being true. passive index investing is over half of the stock market

>>55189341
>retard kills oil production with bad policy decisions
>wtf this is the end of oil!!11!1!one
Every time.

>>55189352

>>55189316
It's going to be another week of yields parabolically rising DXY pumping and stocks to the moon

>>55189359
I don’t think it’s the end of oil, it’s the end of cheap oil. There’s plenty of oil left but you are going to be paying for it

>>55189359
Take your meds

>>55189390
People said the same thing under Obama until Trump showed that's total bullshit. They're deliberately wrecking the energy industry for political reasons, because it gives them power.

>>55189396
>"I'm going to bed"
>stays online to keep up the shilling
Impressive, very nice.

>>55189316
Oh, dios mio!

>>55189346
>who is amazon buying?

>>55189422
well they probably can’t afford att, verizon, or tmobile…..

>>55189359
Most based president in US history, that's a Biden win.

>>55189430
Maybe they'll have Blue Origin launch an ASTS style satellite constellation.

Just kidding, Blue Origin can't launch for shit lol.

>>55189438
>killing the economy is le heckin based!!!
>take that drumpft!!

>>55189439
I will be watching dish (ticker: DISH)

>>55188257
I got 700 shares of LUKOY, every time I look at it I hate NATO a little more.

>>55189446
He literally delivered the soft landing and fixed the inflation caused by Trump.

It's over for bobos.

>>55189463
Check the NY Fed manufacturing index, you shill faggot. US manufacturing is imploding right now because of Biden. This entire market rally is pure delusion, and sooner or later reality is going to catch up with it.

>>55189468
Holy shit that's a top signal, they told me I had till August

>>55189484
He's been right for awhile now, no use arguing. The market doesn't reflect reality, it's sad but true

>>55189484
So buy now, and short later?

>>55189501
>>55189507
This shit is going to crash with no survivors. Anyone getting involved with is doing so at their own peril.

>>55189523
*with it is

>>55189484
>2 more weeks
Ya, I'll stay bullish. The Biden bullrun will be the greatest pump in market history.

shmita niggas ww@

>>55189562
That was the antisemitic bobo/vatnik cope last year, that bullshit ended last year so you'll need a new cope.

>>55189572
>shmita ended last year
lol. lmao.

>>55189552
Remember, glownigger, when it all comes crashing down, this is your fault for shilling a demented retard into the presidency. Never forget.

>>55189572
>That was the antisemitic bobo/vatnik cope
The absolute fucking state of these shills.

It ended in September 2022, you antisemitic fucktards were all guaranteeing a crash and it didn't happen.
>>55189577
Biden is getting a second term, SPX will hit 6000 before his second term starts.

>>55189587
Do you even know where you are?

If I can't get a girlfriend, should I just become the girlfriend?

>>55189597
Go join NAFO, faggot.

I've got a few nickels in my pocket I want to invest.
Do I just ease it into an ETF fund, or find some higher yielding CD?

I'm young and less risk averse, but still a bit spooked about the recession talk a few weeks back.

55189612
leave and don’t come back

>thought that companies have to bend over to ESG score woke policies to get money was bullshit
>there is a literal clip of the blackrock CEO admitting forcing companies to be diverse or go broke
wow... you're right /smg/

>>55189612
Are you in a gambling mood or a slow and safe mood

>>55189587
Go back to plebbit or stockwits. Whoever showed you this place should be ashamed.
>>55189594
He is a christcuck normie not even jew

>>55189637
It's a paid government shill.

>>55189612
>ETF fund
Start buying options on leverage, that is the only way for young brown people like you to get rich quick

>>55189643
What a nigger. Has been been at it all weekend ot just Sunday

>>55189612
do a little of both to just experience the market. buy boring index funds like VTI SCHD AVUV, put some into CDs, and if you want to gamble put a small amount into something fun like SOXL

>>55189607
You sound like a happy person…

>>55189663
Check the archives.

Meds, schizos.

>>55189669
That's a man.

i want stocks to go up and i dont care about biden, just want to buy a car

>>55189683
Good news: Stocks will go up
Bad news: So will car prices

>>55189688
the market only takes.........

>>55189635
I have a dime in UPRO that's covering my gambling needs.
I'm just thinking about making a few pennies extra a year to blow on a motorcycle or boat without feeling bad. But without risking my whole piggybank on tranny companies suiciding themselves.
>>55189667
Decent plan. What kinda split though.
>>55189644
Yessir

>>55189683
Sorry Jack, you're up first for living in the Joetown.

>>55189701
I was just looking at this pic today when driving through the city reminded me that history repeats itself

>>55189682
Assuming the demographics of this places yes, we’re all men. Unless your implying I’m one of the 0.3% that are Trannys. Though again, at 0.3% odds it just proves your a uneducated retard who’s never taken a stats course in their lives. Probably didn’t even do good in high school math. Your everything Putin could dream of. Useful angry idiot, too poor to contribute to his community so he just impotently rages hating everything and everyone.

>>55189714
>Trannys
That's an ESL man.

>>55189701
the utopia the CHAZ could have been...

Soon I will be vindicated

>>55189700
I’m thinking of going from TQQQ to TNA, it’s why Im here. I like UPRO long term but don’t think it’s the best short term. SPYis 11% off it’s high, Russell 2000 27%.

>>55189717
Haha, you definitely don’t have any post secondary.

>>55189743
Nobody gives a shit about your toilet paper eastern yuropoor degree. If you're going to shill on an English language board, at least learn how to spell first.

my biggest problem right now is my ideas outweigh my capital a lot. id say i have money for 1/3 of my ideas.

sucks balls but this is more of positive problem vs what i had before. problems executing and what to execute.

>>55189765
Spell tranny? Nobody but a retard is that obsessed. Seriously, your comeback about the grammar of a slang term is the most poltard thing I’ve ever seen. It’s hilarious. You deserve to be poor, having Biden living rent free in your incel brain. Too dumb to realize you are exactly what Americas enemies want you to be, a bitter loser.

>>55189788
Margin!

>>55188263
nah...saying AI 30 times in the earnings call and tell everyone "it's gonna be better in 2025" is not a reasonable explanation. It's just nobody want to say "greedflation" so they hide behind shitty arguments

>>55189802
nah im risk averse

>>55189701
Even the homeless camps were better in the past, they even got a cozy stove in there

Can someone write me a summary of the big short movie
I need to write a fucking movie review for extra points

the bear market is over
how much hay did you lay? you didn't let another chance pass you by did you?

/pol/ is literally 97% holocaust sandniggers and 3% newfags who don't know who they're chatting with

>>55189816
write short plot and then launch in to a tirade against the corruption of banks and politics during the 08 financial crisis.

>>55189830
Haha, This.

>>55189701
I PREFER BIDENBERG

>>55189819
I’m tapping out tomorrow, and going to bed now.

>>55189886
We're statistically in the tail part on the risk since nothing really major happened the last 6 months

>>55189886
Yeah I lost a bunch too bud, it's alright inflation gonna wipe those losses. At least you're free now. Also buy puts on your shit next time see you tomorrow

>>55188430
I’ve been slowly collecting VZ lately as it seems highly undervalued (plus the dividend). What’s your thesis for wanting to bag as much as possible?

>>55189663
>>55189670
nah it's just a literal redditor, and not a normal one. he has a reddit account with the exact same name posting articles on /r/stocks. not joking

>>55189810
>>55189788
I have the capital but the risk of incurring a tax burden and then having my new choices crab or go down, would really really suck

>>55189886
You waited this long

John Stankey is a disgrace. He's got this AT&T, it's more like POOP and PEE because the service is so shitty you can barely even stand it. Very, very bad. There's nothing "A" about it, more like F! I knew a guy, he invested in T. Now he's broke. His money is gone, totally gone. It's a very sad thing. Probably the saddest thing I've ever seen.

>>55189796
>doesn't know how plurals work
Imagine living in some eastern yuropoor shithole and thinking you have the authority to tell Americans about their own country.

>>55189886
Fake and gay. Look at this shill's other posts ITT.

>>55189993
That doesn't explain the other shills. It's a bunch of private contractors based out of some low cost shithole in Eastern Europe, being paid by the government to fight """"""disinformation"""""" (wrongthink) online under the name of """"""NAFO"""""".

imagine being born in the 2000s

>>55190050
Hey bro do me a favor and post a timestamped picture of a pork product in the next 4 minutes
thanks

DON'T LET REDDIT KILL 3RD PARTY APPS

>oil pumping
Feels good to know I'm right. Lately I feel like I have a sixth sense about oil and natural gas.

>>55188095
If I was a mumu I would want all the green in the universe, but I would also be aware to look for top signs before the June selloff like last year.

>>55188166
>the bar
Zoomers girls don't go to the bar.

shit will be flat until ISM Services PMI comes out and then we'll enjoy another green week.

>>55190142
Service PMI and Service inflation are gonna soar this summer. People are high on money and gonna be on shopping spree. Everything is massively overbooked. Couple that with a pause by pussy Powell and we are looking at yet another bull run

>>55189997
yeah thats a real worry if you make gains and then lose em. taxes could be tough.

looking like a 78% chance of a pause next fomc, any idea why that is? i thought inflation was still hot

in germany you need at least 316k€ NW to be above average.

>>55190326
Because wages haven't increased as much as they thought and un-employment was a bit up. Read the report, it's all complete horsecrap. Just nonsense figures that don't make much sense
Considering the stickiness of the core inflation and especially the service inflation, there is not a single chance in hell they will pause.
The market is also expecting a pause in Australia and Canada even though inflation actually went UP (because they fuckin paused at their previous meeting, saying they prefer to observe the marker rather than doing their fuckin job of bringing the inflation down)... so a bit of that sentiment is spreading into the US as well

>>55190326
they want to see higher rates impact the economy, a kind of wait and see, and if inflation is still sticky they could hike more

>>55190377
>Germans are filthy rich
More news at 11. Yeah okay bro, no need to rub it in our faces. There is a reason why you guys are ATH, you don't need to remind us

Should I cut ties on these AI meme stocks or keep holding onto these bags? Getting really sick of just seeing it constantly shit itself for the past month now.

>>55190435
>shit itself for the past month now
What utter crap did you buy? Even the crap known as C3.ai +70% over a month's period

>>55190380
>>55190385
fuckers couldve just got it over with a couple more aggressive hikes. drawing this bs out for ages

>>55190446
I'm not telling you which one so that you can activate your algos on me. Just assume there is one that has only been going down for a month or more now.

>>55190403
median is 120k€ so most germans are poor lol

Why won't rate cuts be sell the news?

Kill the niggers kill the jews, la la la la.

I don't even pay much attention to the market any more. It has become boring again. No excitement.

jim cramer is bullish on NVDA
sell now before it's too late

>>55190377
Thats just skewed by house values, anyone owning a house automatically has a NW of 300-500k wow, in reality germans are the worst in saving and investment, they HATE investments because you could loose some, rather get that 0.01% on hysa lol

>>55190447
Why would they though? Inflation is good for the state and this greedflation has been especially kind to most of us. The only ones suffering are poorfags and who cares about them? Certainly not mega corpos or the FED.
Inflation is necessary to erase debt so of course they will drag it out. Does anyone here honestly believe these pussy rates will defeat this sticky core inflation? Service inflation hasn't dipped a single fuckin time in almost 2 years. And yet these banks are yelling "inflation almost defeated, soon time to start cutting". The ECB especially is guilty of this.

I get banned for posting the president taking a dive on stage? The absolute state of this site

>>55190614
Historically, they are. Remember: long and variable lags apply on the upswing too.

>>55190689
A house is an investment

At what point does the volume on futures actually matter for a large cap stock? I've never really thought about it before.

>>55190805
Do you think the answer to this question is going to help you make money? Then why ask?

>>55190816
Pure curiosity

>>55190805
Personally I check the stock (or ETF or whatever) on Marketwatch, since they've got good pre-market and after-hours charting. If the line is continuous, the price is pretty accurate. If it's just a couple random trades during those times and it's spiky as shit, I wait until regular trading hours.

If I'm super impatient (e.g. "Oh fuck, gotta bail before the market opens! What price should I offer?"), then I'll eyeball a fair price off the relevant sector ETF or index or, hell, a comparable stock that *is* trading.

The vol itself is much less meaningful because, let's face it, none of us have the portfolio size to shift a large cap that much.

>>55190540
rich enough to keep consooming and sustain this clown economy tho. Inflation has still room to go until it really rekt everyone. That's why the ECB is doing jackshit. they know people will just pay more, that's it

Anyone have a decent mutual fund to invest in? I'm bored.

Yeah km thinking Red Monday

Ok, so Ive seen people go on and fud NVDA because of it's 150 and now 200 or whatever p/e. But amd would be 45 bucks with the same p/e. Hard to tell if 45 is reasonable because of their newish gaming console scores but, 115? Who buys the AI chips anyway? And how is it even different than the current model of make better stuff? Am I retarded or is this an obvious short regardless of bull run whatever. Niggers

>Top Wall Street Bets Mentions For Tuesday April 4, 2023: SPY, NVDA, TSLA, AMC, FRC, QQQ, AAPL, JPM, BOIL, GME
Why do redditors love objectively terrible stocks?

>>55190864
Mutual funds are only popular with trust fund babies that find themselves here. Are you a trust fund baby?

>>55190879
AMD isn't the same company as NVDA though. Westworld runs on NVDA tech

>>55190879
You are correct, AMD is shortable. But NVDA has a higher proportion of redditors and I want to profit off them losing money specifically.

>>55190805
>volume on futures for stocks

>>55190882
I don't care just give me something to buy

We get much more newfag questions than a few months ago, it's like 2020 over again. Little do they know they're about to get heemed.

Are nasdaq futures about to let go in the next few minutes and begin a month long descent?
We'll find out soon.

>>55190887
That's my point, why is it higher than NVDA? It's not doing worse it's doing better

Hey guys, I'l ask til I finally get a sufficient answer.
I'm currently reading this bullshit:

https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/datasets/daily-treasury-statement/operating-cash-balance

There are reports and I'm trying to figure out what all that means, since I'm no US citizen (EU).
In the June 1st 2023 report,
there is this part in Table IIIA Public Debt Transactions. On the left side under "issues". (sorry it's not easy to copypaste that) My question is simple: The numbers after "Fiscal year to date" mean the money that was acquired through these debt transactions. The highest number BY FAR is with Bills. Does this mean that most of the debt the US has is in Bills or let's say it in another form: Are most people/investors buying bills instead of notes or even bonds?

Marketable:
Bills:
Regular Series Fiscal Year to date: 9,395,649 $
Cash Management Series
Fiscal year to date 673,004 $
Notes Fiscal Year to date: 2,011,626$
Bonds Fiscal Year to date: 300,400 $

Thanks!

>>55188055
We are going to pump to infinity and beyond today aren't we?

>>55190942
AMD is definitely worse at AI (for now, who knows after how many years they'll be able to catch up), which is what's driving the meme valuations.

>>55190942
Probably people who think NVDA is too expensive or can't afford the $400 price tag and want semis exposure. The boomers on TV talk about AMD as if all semi companies are the same. Idk I don't follow it

>>55190938
yes we have set sail for 12000-12500

>>55190951
Pretty sure you got an answer last time you asked by icymi: https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/datasets/monthly-statement-public-debt/summary-of-treasury-securities-outstanding

Bills have higher turnover than bonds. So even though they're a smaller fraction of the debt ($3.9t) than notes or bonds ($17.8t), they show up on the daily statement a lot more because they keep flowing through in auctions.

>>55190951
>Hey guys, I'l ask til I finally get a sufficient answer.
no fuck off this isn't Quora

I can't wait for all these nu Mumus to get heemed, their bullshit question and tourist ways are most uncomfy.

>>55190966
>>55190960
Nvda is a meme and isn't "doing ai" better than AMD

>yields soaring again
>10yr 3.759%
>2yr 4.558%
MUH GROWTH ECONOMY PUSHING YIELDS HIGHER!!!
you know what's funny?
the stronger the economy is, the more yields go up, the more yields go up, the more banks fail as they didn't think yields would remain so high for so long, or the yield curve would remain inverted for so long
the stronger the economy is, the better the reports are, the more yields will rise
the more yields rise, the more banks blow up, the more they all stop lending, the more credit conditions tighten, the weaker the economy gets
We either get
>hard recession, yields fall both by market participants and Fed cutting
OR
>booming economy, yields rise, all the banks blow up, major credit crisis leading to hard recession
Which would you rather, /smg/

>>55191008
We already had this conversation about the CUDA supremacy before.

>>55191019
>the CUDA supremacy
This

>>55191008
Every AI nerd seems to disagree. AMD drivers and tools are absolute dogshit compared to NVDA ones. This dude giving up is one of the most recent/famous examples: https://twitter.com/dylan522p/status/1665564576828604416

>>55191015
we already saw the answer to bank collapse was bank consolidation. Banks blowing up doesn't even matter anymore.

Bros, why do I hate niggers so irrationally?

>>55191042
JPM made clear that they cannot absorb another, that "after this one" they were "done"
The banks cannot consolidate further, without the toxic assets blowing up the larger banks, too

>>55191068
Psyop by glowies on this website

>>55190919
>>55190995
mutts dont like being asked questions because 9/10 they arent able to answer because they lack the intelligence to do so.

>>55191068
what is irrational was not having bought
DE
at tree fiddy
it just got another little jump in the pres too.

>>55188095
cope

OOOOO OO OO OOOOIL

>>55191151
OOOOOOO OO OO
BOOOOOIL
up just about10% rn

>>55191183
"Surely THIS time I won't get heemed" - BOIL investor, right before getting heemed

i might buy Target here...

puuuuuuuuuuumppppppp

>>55190981
You jinxed it, we're going to 20,000 now.

Baking...

>>55191151
Oh shit. Anon, I...

>>55191188
i just sold mine green this morning and not intending to hold more until
THA COONTRACT ROOLIOLIO
dipparino at the very least, which starts 6th business day of this month and lasts 5 business days. i missed about 7% of that spike that wound up hitting 11% tho.

>>55190446
He probably bought BBAI or CXAI near the top

>>55190995
But I'm a Bobo, you idiot.

>>55190986
Ok thanks, but where do you have the info from that bills are 3,9t and notes+bonds 17,8t?

>>55191035
geohotz is a grifter, he did the same thing at twitter ("I can fix it just give me a month!" 2 weeks later "I voluntarily resigned because I've done everything I could" didn't do shit).
The important point is that CUDA is used for everything and the cost of moving to opencl or vulkan compute is too high for anyone to ever commit. AMD can easily win: all they have to do is port everything to those APIs themselves, then prove it runs faster and/or cheaper on their hardware. But they won't because they're too dumb for this.

>>55188055
I should buy some Amazon stocks?

>>55191336
Yeah, in 1999.

>>55191268
$64 EOW

am i retarded for wanting to buy TGT July 16th $145?
this dump will retrace

>BOIL up
Goddammit I knew it

I am now a perma-bull
Pullback doesn't matter. Even if it's a bubble this is the new paradigm. Everything else is farcical theater.

It simply goes up

Bump

I still laugh that nobody bought pacb when I told you so. It's over 20% up since then.

>>55191446
Man I laugh no one bought the S&P when it was down 25% from ATH less then a year ago and has already bounced back 20%.

today we break 430

>>55188619
Why is Japan pumping?

>>55191473
I laugh that no one bought AAPL last week when it made brand new ATHs because now it's about to make another one.

>>55191480
Major increase in futanari exports

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>55191484
I own VOO and VTI I am loaded up on APPL.

>futures traded sideways since the Sunday open
What mean

>>55191499
>08:30:02
Mirin those digits though

>>55191473
There are people who didn't buy triple leveraged s&p???

>>55191522
>08
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

>>55191523
They didn't even buy unleveraged S&P!!!

AAPL LET ME INNNN

>>55189587
> biden is getting a second term.

Of course he is, election is a sham. People really don't understand the concept of clown world. I doubt SPX will reach 6000 though

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>55191527
>living in a time zone other than central
ISHYGDDT

>>55191553
Name another President who fell like a mighty maple and caused a Shockwave that sent the market parabolic... I'll wait.

>>55191553
>doubting jim brandon
you want to stay poor?

>creepto
AHAGAGAHAHGAGAHAGA

Just go up it's not that hard

SPX 4500 EoW? Can we do it bullbros?

VIX-sama TAKE MY ENERGY

>Bobo with all his shilling accidentally caused a MOASS on the S&P

4channel is dead

>>55191595
Just go down, it's so much easier.

Alright that's 4300, we're going up baby

>>55190678
Cramer is actually right more often than not solely because he is almost always bullish on bluechip tech stocks

>>55191634
>buys at resistance

>>55191639
>slurps every resistance line
>continues going up

>>55191639
I got in at 4296, probably should have waited for the pull back to ~4295.50

My broker is tossing my lagged bid/ask data right now.
I can't trade shit with this.

BBAI is SOOOO SHIIIIIT

>>55191654
it's going to 4300, then 4250, then over 4300.

>>55191639
>>55191639
>market tries to dump
>immediately sling shots back up
Bobo... how much... you can tell us...

SOFI is a pnd scam

>>55191654
You'll have a chance FOMC meetings are a great entry point.

>>55191676
>Bonjour
Traders live for the crab range

What is with these subhuman retards today

I call bullshit on the vix. You can't possibly go into a fed meeting this low. it has to rise up a bit at least

>351

>>55191698
What fed meeting?

>NOW: The S&P 500 rose 20% from its October low, making it set to enter a bull market https://trib.al/RqdcHMl

Bloomberg just posted this, GG

>>55191713
FOMC in Two Weeks™

>>55191736
top signal

>taps 4301
>immediate 10+ point selloff

>>55191736
That's pretty bullish.

took forever to Find this /smg/
Wheres the New Bake?

THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT ON THE NASDAQ

Surely this is a new paradigm that will last

shill me a penny stock lol

>>55191736

Why was SOXL halted for 5 minutes?

>>55191782
David Soxl is being indicted by the SEC. SOXL baggies on suicide watch

I guess this works for the final /smg/ thread
Godspeed, anons

Another Bobo just roped

Alright, caught that big swing up for 10 points. Done for the day, boys

Market pumps on way worse data, MEME market.

baking!

>>55191798
It was fun boys but the stonk market is officially going out of business

>>55191833
Bearish is bullish, bullish is bullish, bullish is crab.

FRESH BREAD
>>55191851
>>55191851
>>55191851

>>55191822
Good job Green Lamy.

>>55191782
it needed to take a break for a dilation session.

>>55191563
>caring about a timezone outside the market's

coke anon are you here? i think you may have been onto something