/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55184996
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,160.055B, 102P = 21.177B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,142.102B, 104P = 20.597B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q4 + FY22 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/19986/
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/
>Q1 on Jun 7
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

RYAN DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING!

>tfw MOASS

Hello frens. We WAGMI this week. Please enjoy this very comfy Sunday.

>I pictures of poop tweets

Now that President Biden has successfully averted a calamitous debt default, what are our hopes for the next catalyst?

So if DRS is at 50% after this whole book thing, will that be good? Because it would still mean all of us have to increase our position by a fair margin to lock the float

>Black Cleopatra
>Black Little Mermaid
>Black Velma
>Lawd of the Rangs of Starz’ Power
I feel like we’re missing the underlying issue in these generals: (((Hollywood))) is preparing the Black Cinematic Universe to bring in Black Jesus Christ to the big screen. We must go to Antarctica and pull the spear before it is too late, and banish Ken Griffin to the shadow realm.

>>55185246
It will be lower but we will cope and move the goalpost

>>55184996
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 15th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
TDA
>RH
Stake and Hatch (NZ and Australian)

>>55185251
>and banish Ken Griffin to the shadow realm
WAGMI
KGGTTSR

>>55184958
>They don't even dare short hard any more, they're mostly just selling tons of calls to push it down (and selling puts to stop it tanking too hard), they don't wreck us with puts like they used to because it creates too many ETF and options obligations.
what are those obligations? i always wondered why they don't hammer it down 10%-20% like they used to. i always figured cause half of reddit would take out loans and stack the fuck up lol.
>let it run and they're fucked
>knock it down and retail buys more adding even more pressure
>let it crab, retail still buys but maybe they'll get tired and stop buying
lmao what a nightmare they must be living

I'M BACK TO SPIT SOME BARS
CASUAL LEE LAID BACK DEE ARR ESS
YOU BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN NIGGAS
BETTER CANCEL THAT DRIP SAUCE
CAN'T HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SKILLS
I'M PLANTING GREEN AND RED ONES
IN YOUR GARDEN OF SOULS.
I'M THE CRAB.
I'M THE DRAB OVER YOUR HEART.
YOU CAN'T SELL.
YOU NEVER COULD.
JUST GIVE UP NIGGAS.
WORD IN THE STREETS IS YOUR BACKS
ARE AGAINST THE WALL WITH A GUN TO YOUR HEAD
WORD IN THE STREETS IS YOUR BODY
IS ALL CRACKED UP FROM THE FALL.
I'M CRACKING UP JUST JOKING AT YOU CLOWNS.
OPEN YOUR WALLETS AND EDGE TO THE LEDGE
YOU NIGGAS CAN'T WIN
IT'S MO ASSES FOR ME
MOLASSES FOR YOU
TOO MANY NIGGAS ON 4CHIN WHO CAN'T SEE
THAT I'M THE HARDEST HOLDER.
PEACE!

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

>>55184958
>they're mostly just selling tons of calls to push it down (and selling puts to stop it tanking too hard)
is this the reason why they shill options so hard, especially on certain days?

>>55185414
That's more because they know plebbit is too poor to execute any calls they buy so it reduces their hedging requirements. If people executed calls and DRSed shares instead on poopoo days they'd be in trouble.

>>55185321
So we’re hoping for a miracle, but even if that miracle happens nothing will change for a long time. We would need multiple miracles

When market collapse?
When moon?
When will picrel become relevant again?

>>55185251
I’m glad my children won’t be watching that and will have a cool retro life experience of the 80s-2010s

How is your weekend, frens? We will be moassing this week. Are you ready? Excitement time has come.

>>55185495
I want to believe a moass this week. I have things I wanna do for my birthday

>>55185495
I've ridden my motorcycle for hours both days, so a good weekend.

>>55185495
I expect nothing so i can be surprised. looking for something to do. maybe play.

>>55185495
got my japanese soaplands list ready fren once things baby gets going i will most likely be 5000 miles deep into jap pussy

>>55185495
Went out to a bonfire with some friends last night, working on schoolwork now

>>55185495
I have an exam tomorrow and my job is hanging on it.
Wish me luck lads.

>>55185495
>How is your weekend, frens?
Delightful
>Are you ready?
Always

>>55185495
the tranny that works the self checkout at my grocery store was eyeing me up again.

>>55185527
>exams
>job
kill yourself pathetic coward there is no plan b either quit and expect freedom or be a wagie and stay off my thread

>>55185678
>Not having a job so you can get more GME before things begin
Pathetic, your ennui will be your downfall. I'll keep building my stack with or without your consent, faggot.

>>55185758

>>55185769

This person brings up an interesting concept. Stand Alone Complex (SAC):

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1406yay/ghost_in_the_market_advent_of_the_worlds_first/

It's been said the mind is a terrible thing to waste. Some go as far as saying that your thoughts have the ability to manifest certain realities or timeliness. Positive thoughts = positive outcomes in life and vice-versa. There is this idea that we are never going to get out of "this" mess by thinking everything is only going to get worse as time goes by. Not much point in really putting forth much effort if it will only lead to a future nobody would willingly choose to live in. But what about a future with everything you could possibly want?

It does feel like this story is way more than a company succeeding when everything was against it. Way more than some regular people getting rich. Even way more than destroying the financial institutions that have seem to be holding back humanity forever. Can it be about something bigger than that?

Everyone knows a war has been going on between regular people and Wall Street / Banks /Government. That can't be denied. But as this goes on, many see it as between good and evil. I know a lot of you have felt it. It was like we were at a fork in the road. Off to the left was dystopia and off to the right utopia. It was still up in the air but we had to choose now.

Doesn't it feel like there is something always telling you just how bad things really are and how much worse they can get? The 24 hour news cycle, social media, politicians, celebrities, Hollywood, etc. You've especially have seen it in message boards discussing Gamestop. How stupid retail is, just accept your money is gone, you'll never stand a chance against the all powerful system that Wall Street is, give up! How all your neighbors are left leaning, right leaning, dem/rep, liberal, conservatives, and that they think you are scum (cont...)

>>55185376
I'd have to hear it to say whether it's a bop or not.

(cont...)
They want you dead so you need to fight back. It feels like something is ALWAYS putting these thoughts in your head. Trying to isolate you. But then you actually hang out with these people and confused when a lot of them aren't what you think they are. Hmmm wonder why you're being isolated?

It seems like something is steering you towards dystopia. They want you beaten down, alone, scared, and submissive. Thinking everyone is just like you. But what you don't see is all the good out there. Hopefulness, success, kindness, etc. It can be hard to find when individuals get to remove and ban whatever they want for whatever reason. They can keep you angry. For many it sure seemed like all hope of a good life was lost. Just barely scrapping buy to put a roof over your head and some food in the pantry. If the future is made by people's thoughts, the future was looking pretty shitty. The only way to make a better future is make people believe things are going to get better. To give them hope.

I've seen many comments saying GME was the only thing keeping them going. Maybe (you) wrote those. The hope YOUR future will be better. You'll have more money, free time, charity. On top of that the oppressive system would be destroyed allowing everyone to have a better chance of success. What if GME was ground zero? You emit hope/happiness/excitement like a contagion that spreads. An unstoppable force that lifts everyone up. You might be the spark that sets everything into motion.

This is way bigger than you think. You'll find lies on lies on lies that you have believed your entire life. You've been hidden from the truth and oppressed. But DO NOT let it make you give up. There is no doubt we have only scratched the surface of what's out there. Look up, it's nor what it seems. You have many fighting just like you, who only want to better this existence. I know you feel the change. This is just the start. This can be the thing that kicks off an awakening. Get excited

>>55185251
Opening Credits: In the Stone
Last Days: War
Black Jesus' Second Coming: Now Behold the Lamb + I'll Be There (Jackson 5)
Lake of Fire: Hot in Herre

>>55185839
https://medium.com/@mingxianhuaming/black-lives-matter-is-a-stand-alone-complex-7b5797168a89

>>55185554
So I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious

>>55185495
I don't believe you.

>>55185495
Money doesn't buy happiness, but it will probably get me a better job.

>>55185879
It starts this month. After all, the best time to be alive in human history is now.

It took a while but my Roth 401k finished converting over to a Roth IRA. Just trying to time an entry right now, will probably do multiple slurp points from here until July.

>>55185495
I upper decked a restaurant after they fucked up my order and they never found out it was me, great weekend so far.

>>55185839
We’re already rich. The 3D just needs to catch up with our realities. I’ve managed to do the ladder recently. Also manifested a gf and that’s pretty cool

>>55185964
Why do you want a job at all?

>>55185992
Foul. Absolutely foul.

>>55185948
He just means the earnings and AGM. More exciting than most weeks. We’ll finally see if book pays off and it will because why else would RC publish books randomly and stop. I have the books as mementos but I will burn them in 5 years if nothing happens but it will

>>55185964
I know what my job is going to be.

>"Don't mistake kindness for weakness"
>300 dead
What did he mean by this?

RYAN COHEN DO SOMETHING!

I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT PUT MONEY INTO THIS COMPANY! YOU HAD BETTER HAVE AN EARNINGS THAT BLOWS THE FUCKING LID OFF THIS OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FLY TO MIAMI AND PERSONALLY SEW YOUR FORESKIN BACK ON!

>>55185688
stay off my paradigm we are not on the same timeline

>>55185839
>>55185879
This is all truly something special and I'm proud to be a part of it. Knowing so many other people have had the same feelings as I do help me to keep moving forward. I don't want to give up and let the world be consumed by despair. There are always people insisting that things will only get worse and they just accept that. But it truly doesn't have to be that way. Good change is possible. The world has been demoralized enough. This isn't all some false hope disingenuously dangled in front of us. It's something that has been birthed into reality by those with hope. Those desires are manifesting this reality.

>>55186054
>I am a loving god

Interesting take on BBBYQ+GME and what the Baby buyout could look like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VrVjGnto14

My buy order is set at eighteen dollars and fifty cents.

>>55186098
>ppsneeds and the cuck
kill yourself immediately.

>>55185463
>pacw
>ignoring Silverbank
>ignoring FTX
>ignoring Debit Suisse
That's not a snowman, it's an avalanche, masquerading as a flurry.
>>55185769
>>55185758
>>55185769
>>55185778
honeydew cringe
Get fucked thinktank, you are visible.
All you can do is imitate, because you are incapable of doing an innovate.

>>55186178
Silvergate got memoryholed, completely excluded from all bank articles.

>>55186145
>t.

>>55185995
this guy gets it

>>55186077
Checked and I believe you. Hobbits save the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C8SX0mWP0

>>55185990
I think you would be stupid not to load up before earnings but you do you.

>>55186098

WE ARE GONNA MAKE THIS REALITY WHAT WE WANT IT TO BE

baggots

>>55186209
>hurr if you don't buy my grift ur retarded
kill yourself immediately

>>55186234
I have quite a large stack already, this is just me adding to it. And I do plan to buy some before earnings, just not throwing the whole thing in at the same time.

>>55186205
That's because it was shoahed for no other reason than to pinch crypto offramps.

>>55186098
Interesting

>>55186305
that was more signature bank that got seized without being technically insolvent. Silvergate got BTFO from FTX since they had assets invested in FTX and Alameda, and they had some possible criminal liabilities because they were laundering money out of customer accounts without the customers knowing about it.

>>55186269
After this month, we will officially be the wealthiest baggots to literally ever exist. There is absolutely nothing ((0)) you can do about it.

>>55185114
Four consecutive profitable earnings. One down, three to go. Q2 is a lock for sure

>>55186226
best fantasy movie before they all got gayed

>>55185839
>>55185879
This is why they HATE the idea of real people protesting their tranny bullshit in real life. If Bud Light goes full retard, and you’re the only one in a world of sheep that sees it, they should be just fine. But they’re not just fine. Boycotts of the entirety of AB InBev are happening, and tons of people are participating, and that can only happen if there’s more people like you than previously thought. Disney’s woke movies are outright flopping, Target’s having to at least pretend to walk back their troonshit, Vanguard left the ESG game leaving Fink to hold all the bags, and it’s all because normal people are standing up against the behemoth they’ve been told all their lives is unbeatable. The future is bright, gentlemen

>>55186375
>Song of the South starring Idris Elba and Chris Pratt
I would actually pay to see that.

>>55186234
I would wait for the TGA discount

>The Direct Registration of GME shares is the most anti-semitic event since the Holocaust
Wrong, it is THE most anti-semitic event since Christ walked the earth, because the holohoax never happened. All they had to do was let us play our vidyagaems.

LOL

LMAO

>>55185839
>>55185879
VISUALIZE IT!

kek desperate sunday night baggots

>>55186449
Thanks for being here Ranjesh. I will miss your keks after MOASS when we’re rich, your bosses are sidewalk paste, and you get reassigned back to scamming boomers for google play codes.

>>55185839
Very interesting read. There is a silent war being waged. The subtle discontent and paranoia that exists in the periphery of the societal subconscious is percolating. Piece by piece the folks at the top of the food chain are building tools that strip away any shred of human decency our parents had.

Colossal spy networks have taken our privacy. Every keystroke, photo, google search logged for AI to flag you as a friend or foe. Unsanctioned arms of our government funneling money away from each and every citizen. Twice each month, millions of us place recurring 401k contributions with no corresponding spikes in volume or stock price. We vote for change but our elected officials have already been bought or blackmailed by a pedophilic death cult that exists in the shadows.

What they failed to account for is that the tools they built to enslave and subjugate are also the ones that will lead to their demise. Meme magic is real. Stay comfy. WAGMI.

I intend on resurrecting Shinzo Abe.
America is a rotten corpse.
Japan will rise like the sun, the son, and the tsun.
I love Nippon and it's history.
I will return Japan to its glory days!
I will return America to its glory days!
We will all be great again!
WE WILL ALL SEE THE RISING SON, AND WE WILL ALL KNOW HIS TRUTH.

>>55186566
Checked and truth pilled.

>>55186572
May I help in these efforts?

Please tell me this is going to $800 a share. It's my only hope. I've managed to fuck my life up just by existing and working full time.

>>55186024
>I have the books as mementos but I will burn them in 5 years if nothing happens but it will
holy fucking reddit

>>55186623
>ooo ID
wagmi

>>55186635
Try more like 8 million.
> verification not required

>>55186652
Yes. Yes we are. We need to get to work on fighting prions though probably.

>>55186341
No you won't lmao. On July 1st you will be precisely as much of a poor little wagecuck as you are today

>>55186635
How's .80¢ per share sound?

>>55186550
You've been saying the same thing for 2 years baggot. You aren't any closer to making it. Actually, you're poorer today than you were in February 2021.

>>55186699
Checked, nice ID blackpiller.

Ken Griffin is a nigger.

>>55185342
We can't see everything they're doing (naked shorts and FTDs that are bundled into swaps etc.) but the visible stuff goes:
1) SHF sell naked calls -> MM naked shorts (((bona fide market making))) to hedge, which pushes the price down
2) Abuse MM abilities to internalise (avoids lit market buying pressure) and use ETFs to stop their naked calls getting blown up
3) Buy puts when you need to kill it fast

The previous large runs came when they close the short calls and long puts en masse and the MMs and ETFs buy in huge quantities in a short period of time. Say they're applying 1M shares of negative pressure... that's 1M that gets bought very rapidly when they cover, but GME is so volatile that it blows up and has insane runs on those days. Those runs are happening on less and less volume so they're fighting to control the price using methods that won't blow them up when they have to temporarily close or roll. It's the volatility they're trying to avoid - let's face it, everyone in the market knows about GME and it's like a huge beacon when it's running, easy money for traders and that FOMO runs the very real risk of blowing them up. You're right that if it's too low people will load up so they're trying to avoid that too, but above all things they want GME to look as dead and unappealing as possible to kill FOMO. They're fucked though, because we just keep loading up no matter what so it gets worse every day for them.

honestly, how can we trust a cohen? jew on jew warefare and we're stick in the middle?

>>55185414
Kinda yes, kinda no. Options at the right time can absolutely blow them up and at the very least, make us lots of money which we then use to buy more. At the wrong time, you're literally just donating money to the shorts and you're exactly right that the random pushes are malicious. I'm sure some people pushing hype dates are legit but the vast majority recommending options on X date are shills trying to burn retail's money.

RC's tweets are different though - they lined up too well with the runs which was what made me curious in the first place since it makes sense he has lots more info. If we figure out what he's saying to us, we can give our buying power a big boost, but it's obviously super risky and I can't recommend it unless you're already experienced with options. They're just a tool at the end of the day though and it's pretty obvious they're scared of him and hate him tweeting their moves this since they got so desperate they sued him over a moon emoji re BBBY.

Honestly though, they just hate longs making money on this stock - even CC players are making less since IV is lower now. What their next move is, I'm not sure, but I'm excited. Will they even be able to use options at all eventually? Who knows, maybe they'll make the chain completely unplayable... I doubt they'll remove it like they did to DDS (basket stock with >70% insider/employee ownership, essentially a DRS test case) but they might if they're desperate enough. I think that'd be too obvious though and would hurt them in the long run, but all of these moves are made to stop us making money on GME except by selling our shares. That's what they need, and they'll never get it.

>>55186375
Yes, redneck, fall for the division, hate the enemies we designate for you, walk blindly into another 100 years of destitution.

>>55186876
>They're fucked though, because we just keep loading up no matter what so it gets worse every day for them.
And the fact that we keep not just buying but DRSing keeps tightening the volatility noose because oh fuck the supply of real shares is actually DECREASING for things that can't be FTD'd like an executed call.

>>55186635
There will be a run-up to $800 then a 341 stock split and another run up to $800.

>>55187027
*341:1 stock split and another run up to $80,000

>>55186876
>internalise
Technically it'd be externalize, Citadel fulfilling an order to an external customer, internalized traded mean a brokerage removes shares from their own holdings and place them into their customers and pocket the money. Which means that all parties remain whole in the trade, no IOUs issued.

>>55187030
We can vote on raising the shares outstanding, yes.

A 441 + 341= 741 split and puts us under the current max cap of 1b shares outstanding. We can Liquidate the global economy legally, but (((they))) might get cranky if we issue more shares than our max cap. Please understand friend, we cannot break THE LAW.

>>55187070
>441 + 341= 741 split
That'd be 12:1

>>55187079
That's why the 800 split meme is so funny, a single 800->3:1->800 means $800x12 = $9600 presplivvy, at which point we're clearly on the rocket straight to six figures based on (((solar flare packet loss glitch))) data.

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Earnings Report Crashing Shorties can do about it.

WAGMI

>>55187070
Oh dang, this actually makes it seem more reasonable that this might be the outcome and everyone who’s been turning the 800 > 800 as a meme he been poisoning the well.

Anyone pushing options is a shill or a retard. If you buy options you are not a shareholder. Shareholder value is what Ryan wants to create. You benefit from GME/BBBY/IEP in the long term by being a shareholder. Shareholders own the company. Why do you think "Publix anon" is Publix anon? Look up the cooperate structure of the company Publix. Now think about how that could relate to the long term goal of teddy. Stop listening to shill narratives that we know they are crafting.

>Redchessqueen will never be a women.

Stop thinking short term about this shit.

>>55187136
That math is still wrong my dude. it'd be equivalent to 200 x 12, which is 2400. And also why the 800 split 800 crap is retarded. We've already seen the price book empty, except for the 6 figures range.

>>55187206
>200
hurr

>>55187070
Thanks for reminding me I'm not going to vote. I know if I did I'd have to vote against everything they recommend because it's two years later and they have not given me any value for my sizeable investment

I wonder whence the molasses begins

>>55187240
Are you mistaking kindness for weakness?

>>55187252
Kindness for whom? Certainly not the poor shareholders who've been struggling with their mental health, rampant inflation and other woes for years upon years

>Molasses, waist deep, covered the street and swirled and bubbled about the wreckage [...] Here and there struggled a form—whether it was animal or human being was impossible to tell. Only an upheaval, a thrashing about in the sticky mass, showed where any life was [...] Horses died like so many flies on sticky fly-paper. The more they struggled, the deeper in the mess they were ensnared. Human beings—men and women—suffered likewise.[7]:98

The Boston Globe reported that people "were picked up by a rush of air and hurled many feet". Others had debris hurled at them from the rush of sweet-smelling air. A truck was picked up and hurled into Boston Harbor.

>>55187268
>who've been struggling with their mental health, rampant inflation and other woes for years upon years
I don't, I for one think it's very kind that it's still affordable.

If it's anything like last time, wikiepedia says about 21 will be killed.

>Modern Molasses Execution 'Engine'

>>55187206
441 + 341 is clearly 741 as predicated in the Ryan Meme Scrolls.

You should be able to solve this simple equation.

>>55187273
>>55187312
What are you on about? I'm here to tell >>55186654 that it's going to be more like $8 billion, but I got distracted by whatever it is you're doing.

Post it baggies...the newest July 2023 copium

>>55187370
>Indian math
Don’t tell him

>when u walk away

U dont hear me say

>plz

O baby

>dont go

Simple and clean

>is the way that ur making me feel

Tonite

> it’s hard to let it

Go

Hold GME

>>55187419
>Autism
It's okay, you'll still make it when we go to $800, then a stock split happens and another run up to $800 occurs. The schizos will guide your path. Retards can come along too.

Why is that bankrupt stock even relevant? When I search the catalog for this thread I see those fags using the chairman of a different company as their thread image. That wouldn't mean much except im forced to look at them exist every time I come here.
What compells those losers to forcibly associate themselves with another company? At least I'm not forced to look at the AMCniggerhive every time I come here

>>55187388
The Molasses Comes
>mfw

>>55187504
MOASS?
(Mo)l(ass)es?

>>55187152
>Post MOASS
you mean today baggot? MOASS was two and a half years ago

>>531
>Luu ID
Oh poweful Kek, you are great and lulzworthy

>>55187503
It's a distraction stock. The point is to trick potential GME holders into buying BBBYQ instead.

>>55187540
I took a quick scroll through that thread and they're just like the annoying little brother who won't leave you alone. Plus he's bankrupt but there's no mommy to force us to help. They think RC is their daddy. The numbers aren't even there. These dumb niggers think investing is a team sport

Still Holding.

Molasses is sticky

KENNY STOP MANIPULATING OUR STOCK YOU MISCREANT I HAVE WAITED SO!

>>55187477
I will carry Phil Collins retarded ass into the pearly gates of MOASS

>>55187573
This massive shit I'm taking is sticky, sounds like opening a grilled cheese if I pull my buttcheeks apart

I'm selling approximately 450 shares for a down payment on a car. Fuck Ryan Cohen

>>55187777
Is the car made of yachts?

>>55187802
It's 38k. The average new car price in the US is 48k.

>>55187777
checked based car purchaser
fuck kingjew for making baggies wait so long for muh moass

>>55187814
And you're too niggardly to qualify for a car loan?

>>55187777
>>55187814

>>55187814
>38k down payment for a car
Anon that's a downpayment for a HOUSE. The fuck are you doing?

>>55187164
>don’t buy options
>buy distraction stocks instead
Now I’m definitely buying calls

>>55187872
tard. he's saying the car is 38k total.

>>55187777
>Shills are so out of touch with the economy they expect us to buy this.

>>55187938
>verification not required

>My fellow GMEricans...

>>55187999
450 GME is approx 11k dumbass. The 38k is for the entire car.

>>55187251
even the Fed can't tell anymore, they've lost control. the algo has turned on them like that drone simulator. they're NGMI

>>5518799
>>55187872

Holy shit you made that entire picture and it never entered your mind to do the math

Multiply the current share price by 450. Holy shit lmao

>>55187942
You've had this entire time to get your finances together. If MOASS was your only chance at buying a car you were never going to make it

I really don't see MOASS before 2025. Sorry

>>55188064
It's more the part where no tard is getting an auto loan for a new car anymore, people are getting them for used cars which sit in the 8k to 11k range.

>>55186876
Yup
Those people will soon understand a poor people reality: someone who owes you money is not the same as having the money in your pocket.
Archegos was the first wake up call for those sloppy bankers, they might be replaced by Islamic finance (which can be blockchained)

KEN GRIFFIN STOLE MY CAR!

>>55187872
>>55187999
>>55188042
>>55188064
>is this the power of gamebaggots?

So, GameStop is paying their employees bonuses this quarter.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GameStop/comments/13su3fh/q1_payout/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
What’s the new hedgie cope about earnings not being positive?

>>55188246
uh oh hedgies

>>55188019
>msm be like

>>55188094
Learn to Google friend

>>55188246
>What’s the new hedgie cope
Something like
>RED RED RED
>LOOK AT THE CHART
>IT'S RED
>YOU'RE RED
>AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55188267
And people are buying new cars in cash not by autoloans as autoloans are expensive now. Why do you think interest is so high on average for them? It's a result of most customers having shit credit.

>>55188258
>shareholders be like

Reminder to stop jerking off and smoking weed before moass hits.

>>55188286
1) the economy shit
2) people have $48,000 cash to buy a brand new car entirely

Pick one. You cannot have both

>>55188288
Based and czeched fren

>>55188210

>>55188313
>I can't save enough for a car.
> But I will take out an autoloan despite having enough to buy a secondhand car outright.
Pick one, and yes people do have enough to buy new cars new.

im guessing we'll start devouring hedge funds 1st before we eat the banks and central banks?

https://www.usbanklocations.com/bank-rank/derivatives.html

>>55188348
You are once again. Certifiably and without question
A) wrong
B) a fucking moron

>>55188415
Ape no fight ape.

>>55188420
Dude's a shill though. Claiming he's selling Monday.

>>55188428

Please continue making things up though. It's really impressive how every comment you've made has been proven wrong.

>55188442
>I'm selling approximately 450 shares for a down payment on a car. Fuck Ryan Cohen

>>55188442
Post position or kys

>>55188306
Why in the fuck would I do that, it's what I'll be doing after it hits

>>55188288
God I wish he was this based...

I'm selling my old car and buying 450 shares tomorrow morning. Fuck Ken Griffin.

My gf is pregnant(probably) RC has 9 months before I am forced to sell

>>55188507
Tell your wife you're going hiking in a park with numerous missing person cases. Skip town, cut your hair and move to Idaho. You name is now Daniel Toban and you've never been in a long term relationship.

>>55188507
I know this isn’t bvttfvcker.

>>55188549
You don't know about pregnantbvtts? There was a shitcoin about it.

>>55188472
based target-fixation, don't fall for distractions. look at what happened to Phil Collins.

>>55188420
>Ape no fight ape.

we start with goldman and work our ways through the rest?

>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

>>55188612
More likely start with UBS, WAL and PACW.

t h e w o r l d i s y o u r s
>gme is the path of the righteous
t h e w o r l d i s y o u r s
>gme is the path of the righteous
t h e w o r l d i s y o u r s
>gme is the path of the righteous
t h e w o r l d i s y o u r s
>gme is the path of the righteous

>>55185017
1PBTID SAY SOMETHING, ANYTHING!

>>55188725
Boo

>>55188720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZRzVIhBBQg

>>55188612
Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan are adoptive counterparties for the short-short bullet swaps. Complete liquidation is assured.

>I CANT CLOSE

>>55188737
You've been waiting here 8 hours and 20 minutes for that?

>>55188742
I was asleep for 8 hours and 20 mins

>>55188739
wrong song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgVRdNt3UkE

Monday we beat $25. A new era of abundance awaits.

>>55188788
I'll check that

>>55188754
And woke up to respond within 1 minute and 22 seconds.....

>>55188765
wrong song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCkFSe3voRc

>>55188812
i was having breakfast and come here to check for news saves me time going through the cringmines, good day to you sir.

>>55188409
They're essentially one entity when it comes to either imploding

>>55188822
Not that quickly you weren't.

I think we'll have a red week before earnings. Afterwards, maybe a 53% move upwards if we're lucky followed by losing it all a week later

>>55188614
forgot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E

>>55188836
Since I’m hoping for a dip, we’ll probably be green

Flat chads were ALWAYS right

>>55188845
I think you are wrong and we will only be green weekly from here on out

>>55188890
>*Upwards curvature blocks your path*

>>55188903
Flat sisters… we got too cocky

>>55188415
Hes not the one pissing away 38k on a vehicle like a fucking trailer park goon.

>>55188900
Checked. Nothing but green. This baby will be based and comfy

>>55188581
Lay it on me like your wife’s curry, Dikshit

>>55188900
>>55188954
Screencapped so I can hear the cope next weekend when we're red

>>55188926
It's a shill, there's no point engaging with them beyond one or two posts.

>>55188445
Schwab doesn't allow screenshots on mobile
>>55188926
>>55188981

Average car price is 48k. Imagine have a broke boy niggerig. I'm sure girls love your lawn mower. Faggot fucks

>>55188973
you're the only one who's gonna be red, bbbaggy

>55188994
>Schwab doesn't allow screenshots on mobile
What an absolutely ridiculous claim.

>>55188994
You having a mid life crisis? Why would you buy a new car at the absolute worst time? You realize the prices will drop substantially when they can't move all the inventory right?

>>55188971
>He's mad because he STILL can't understand the raw power of the stock going to $800, then a share split dividend with another run up to $800
He hurts himself in confusion!

>>55188994
Start a screen recording and screenshot a frame from the video

>>55188994
Take a picture with your phone retard. You won’t because you don’t have any

>>55189191
That's what a screenshot is, it's operated from the OS of the device not the app so he's very blatantly lying.

>>55189011

I make $63 an hour retard. I couldn't care less.

>>55189083
>>55189191
>>55189212

Absolute fucking retards. It's truly no wonder you fell for this reddit memestock

And Lord knows that we hate the questions,
So back and forth, exchange faces over why I'm playin' table tennis at dinner,
I end up so bitter when I lose
Defeat hurts, I got scissors in my shoes,
And I'm dancin'

>>55189308
Then open it in your preferred browser and screenshot it. You can 100% screenshot from there.

Okay, stop thinking, start dreaming, the funny truth is when I wake up, I'm already beaming

Sell now if you want to save the dollar and protect American hegemony. Sell later if you want trillions in worthless currency and your children to learn Mandarin.

>>55189321
miss you mac

>>55189308
>I make $63 an hour retard.
Then why would you have to liquidate assets to make a down payment for a car? You'd easily have enough after several weeks. You're more full of shit by the second Rhimjabo

>>55189368
Ni hao motherfucker

>>55189368
China is literally not capable of replacing the dollar. They'll buy things internationally with yuan but still demand dollars for exports. Brazil is finding this out the hard way.

>>55189421

Work 200 hours after taxes or sell some memestock that I threw away fun tokens at?

Huh. I wonder. That's a really tough decision. Work.... or sell a shitty crab stock that has done nothing for over a year. Tough choice

MOASS soon. Picrel.

>55189598
Browser, screenshot.

>>55189608
Suck my cock rodent. Screenshot your portfolio. Give some to get some cockroach

>>55189494
There are only two requirements to be a reserve currency, and china meets neither.
>step 1: be a big spender
getting foreigners to hold your currency means you gotta buy shit from them in your currency. china is a massive net exporter
>step 2: don't be a shitcoin
china has continually rugged every person who has ever held the yuan, even their own citizens

>55189611
Tis old, admittedly.

>Reddit is already coping that we will have a earnings miss

It’s over

kwab

>>55189626
Fuck this car I'm gonna buy is going to bankrupt me

>>55186178
>honeydew cringe
>Get fucked thinktank, you are visible.
>All you can do is imitate, because you are incapable of doing an innovate.
are you some kind of retarded?

>55189654
So buy second hand or use your high salary to buy it?

>>55189654
>he’s not buying a ‘96 Corolla
ngmi

I have not bought a single share since June 2021. Fuck me I should have sold the pump before the shareholders meeting. Think third time's the charm? I just need it to pump to 40 and I can exit green. Also cba to vote this time, carry my ass fellow baggie bros?

>>55189654
No one cares about your car.

>>55189865
No anon you dont understand, he's finally going to get some pussy and feel accomplished forever until his inevitable death

>>55186080
If hell is even only a bit worse then this then he truly is a tirant.

>>55189889
tarrant

>>55187540
Cohen is buying Baby you dumb fuck shill.

>55189924
i disagree

Dont care. Wont change him buying it.

i disagree, my bff jill

Exactly right, it won't change him buying it. Because he isn't and has already sold.

And you continue not the hold GME but suckling up for his sweet liquidity.

>>55189962
>not the hold GME
I cannot wait to have access to your private information, and cause absolute chaos in your curry scented shit stained call centers.

>>55188614
GUILLOTINE, YUH

>>55189971
To* hold.

Go back, you abysmal whipped dredge of the stock market.
>>>/biz/bbbyq/

Emphasis on the Q.

Imagine spending 50k on a car just for some 3rd worlder with no insurance just to crash into you

So after getting 1k shares booked into CS months ago I haven't really taken more than a cursory glance every once and a while at the market price.
I went to leddit to see if there was anything going on I should know about and saw that there's some grift bs going on about some faggot soimade film?
Is SS then fully compromised?
For future updates, where should I look?
Here I suppose.

>>55190046
>tfw truck cost 6K and I've had it for years. Still runs like a champ.
>don't give the slighest fuck about dings or scratches
>little zoomies constantly waxing and stressing over every pebble that taps their hood while the pay their monthly 5% interest on their 80k car loan and get pulled over once a week for driving the shiny new car.
>still drive the shitty used car they have everywhere because they don't wanna dirty the new one.
People nowadays are so stupid it's no wonder they're all poor and eating roach crackers for sustenance.

>>55186098
>Interesting take on BBBYQ+GME and what the Baby buyout could look like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VrVjGnto14

I don’t know man, the four of them don’t really inspire confidence. What’s their background? Cos they all look like four friends who are bag holders

>>55189786
>he’s not buying a GR Corolla
Cringe

>They're buying cars
For me it's the '08 Skoda.
I'm just going to get it fixed up, that's all.

>>55190075
>Is SS then fully compromised?
It’s been comped pretty much since inception
>For future updates, where should I look?
You don’t need to look anywhere. Just buy the dip and let GameStop’s leadership take the reins. Almost none of the “DD” people talk about has any importance whatsoever. 99% of the theories and shit people come up with are just veiled attempts to get you to waste your money on shit that isn’t GameStop stock. All you have to do is DRS and book your shit so your shares don’t get lent out or used as locates, but the dip and sneed hedgies

>>55190075
Don't stress the DD. Every day there's a 50/50 chance of it happens.
Either it do, or it don't.

Set a price alarm and call it a day.

Digits is percent chance of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal.

>>55190323
>55190323%

>>55190285
>You don’t need to look anywhere. Just buy the dip and let GameStop’s leadership take the reins. Almost none of the “DD” people talk about has any importance whatsoever. 99% of the theories and shit people come up with are just veiled attempts to get you to waste your money on shit that isn’t GameStop stock. All you have to do is DRS and book your shit so your shares don’t get lent out or used as locates, but the dip and sneed hedgies

i wish someone had told me this, let's see, i stupidly bought:
> LRC
> IMX
> BBBY

wasted $10k

AaaaaAAAAaaAaaaaàaaææÀÆĄ5
ITSSߪŠ§ ØØØŐVVVVEEEEÈŘ55!!!!

>>55190330
>i wish someone had told me this
I told everyone this about a billion times

>>55188540
I'd 100% go for Rene Cone or Rene Chobani

There is only one stock and there will only ever be one stock and that one stock is GameStock.
>rumors
No
>conjecture
No
>consensus
No
>short interest
No
>technical analysis
No
>fundamentals
Yes

>>55190285
100% correct and based. I did fall for the BBBY sideshow

>>55190285
I sold my bbby when ai ginger man did I could smell the rug pull in the air

>>55190285
>>55190301
Right o'. Thanks.
Back to just waiting whilst occupying myself with other shit.

>>55190451
so u are admitting to be a shf agent?
weird flex but ok

>>55187164
'member when certain actors who would post 45 times a thread used to talk to themselves on multiple ID's trying to push options on people?

I 'member

Haha hey bankers beg me for a recession to happen while you do nothing and slowly die in front of everyone alive

>>55190330
It was so easy buying both imx and lrc for extremely cheap relative to their prices now and that’s factoring in the very recent inflation even HAHAHA now you have to short my pokemon cards to beg for your bank back from me, but you cannot sell what you do not own, no matter how much you pretend and wish to be god.

Life is worth living! Good thing some internet pajeets didn’t work just A LITTLE bit harder! This positive attitude could have been totally avoided and you know what, I bet there is still a cryin chance out there so stop crying and clock in for another day of shilling your empty dollar bags dead “bankers’” corpses

Is this mental illness?

>>55190636
I bought in when rc did, put ALL of my profits into gme young man

You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Griffin, and I won't have it! Is that clear? You think you've merely stopped a business deal. That is not the case! The Hedgies have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance!

You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations. There are no peoples. There are no baggies. There are no hedgies. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars. Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels.

It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today!

And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU... WILL... ATONE!

Am I getting through to you, Mr. Griffin?

I thought OUR RECTANGLE was the best thingy? Why do they want CHILDREN I HATE LIVING THINGS

> kid numbers just came in
How do we not kill ourselves banky bros?

DO SOMETHING COHEN!

the word death xD

>>55190961

>>55191054
I DIDN'T MEAN EAT ALL THE STOCKS!

CHICKEN STOCK IS NOT A FINANCIAL INSTRUMENT!

>>55191076
>It must feed

GME $50 EOW
Source: My desires

wagmi today

I hereby declare that hedgies is a fuck

>>55191212
Shoop one of the watermelons into a watamelon with a pistol for context. That'll show hedgies that watamelons mean business.

Squeeze started already. All the fud is just screaming in the wind.

>Before Hours Volume: 37.1K

kek

Kek desperate dumbfuck crypto baggies

In the event of a lackluster earnings report, what can we do to help increase GameStop's profits?

>>55191477
>we

>>55190824
Kek

when's the report bros?

Vente cinco.

>>55184996
LETS FUCKING GO CAMMAN GAMESTOP

Lmao ayyy $25!

>25
CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM OOOOOOOON GAME STOCK LETS FAKKIN GOOOO

Poompa anon now is your time!

It’s actually kind of incredible to watch the algo fight for Ken’s life.

LETS FUCKING GO YOU FILTHY NIGGERS BRING IT ON IM READY FOR WEALTH

if we close above 26 I will suck every dick in this thread

>>55191560
IT'S MOTHERFUCKING POOMPA TIME

FUCK YES FUCK YES LET’S GO I LOVE YOU BASTARDS

>>55191571
>he didn’t wait til next thread for clean 9-5 cock
>he now has to suck all the graveyard fat sweaty cocks
kek perverties

im soifacing rn

gentlemen
welcome to moass

>above 25 again
First time since early December as far as I can tell. Nice

HOLY RAVIOLI wtf man alexa how to rent a private jet to cayman islands

>>55191601
>>55191601
>>55191601
Threaded.

>>55186026
Based.