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School at exclusive LA prep schools. Coming of age events (first kiss, first blowjob under the school's stadium rafters, losing virginity when parents are on holiday in your mansion) happen as routinely as the plotpoints in a knockoff Bret Easton Ellis novel

Summers in Europe in the French Riviera or Italy or London. Never seen snow in your life outside of Aspen.

$300+k in a trust fund by 18. BMW crashed for fun.

College at Stanford or Ivy League or UCLA, networking with future billionaires, movie stars.

First job in some investment bank in New York where frat buddy is boss. Enjoy the city life with lots of money, every night.

Join some overfunded startup in California for second job. Gets acquired for millions after failing and somehow become an investor.

Built up a faux-Twitter cool guy persona. Go on podcasts and talk about the markets.

Get married after 70+ Tinder and Bumble hookups. On to the next "mature" stage of life by 28.

>> No.55184729

>>55184695
Basically every attractive White male born before 1985.

>> No.55184735

>>55184695
What a strange fucking post anon. Get some help.

>> No.55184743

>raised by TV, the post

>> No.55184748
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>>55184695
here is the actual life guide.

>> No.55184792

>>55184695
Blowjobs aren't average you faggot OP.

>> No.55184892

>>55184792
I chronically masterbated for 7 or 8 hours every day from age 13 to 21. At 21 I finally went to college so I had to cut it down to 3 or 4 hours because of roommates. I finally got laid and I felt absolutely nothing at all. I've slept with 5 different girls off of Tinder and I have never jizzed from sex, and all of the girls are in pain after getting boned for 4 hours.

>> No.55184967

>>55184695
I skipped all of that except the last

>> No.55185003

>>55184695
Bru nobody lives like this except for the kids of ultra rich snobs, why not focus on yourself instead of other people or your idealized version of other people?

>> No.55185022

>>55184748
kek

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>>55184748
>jump in front of moving car
lmao dead

>> No.55185100

>>55184892
Average happy person who can last for 4 hours, 300k trust fund, networks with billionaires, 70+ body count

You must be living the life. Here I am married with only 1 body count

>> No.55185117

>>55184695
NOOOOOO BLONDE MEN ARENT ATTRACTIVE DIDNT YOU SEE THE SURVEY WE PUT OUT DETAILING HOW WE INTERVIEWED HUNDREDS OF WOMEN (FROM JEWISH NEIGHBORHOODS) AND 90% PREFERR AKMEDS SEMI WHITE PHENOTYPE

>> No.55185125

>>55185057
hopefully that person feels eternal guilt and can never sleep again. pure evil.

>> No.55185193

i'm bored.
this is boring.

>> No.55185226

are you a woman. op? because that's the (broken) feminine view of the world.

>> No.55185297

>>55185003
This. You don't know anyone's background. What you mentioned is very fringe and desu you can't know everything about someone's life other than your own so focus on that. Compare yourself to yourself yesterday or a month ago or a year ago, not to someone else because
They're never what they appears to be

>> No.55185446

>>55184695
If you really wanna know OP, LA prep schools (Brentwood, Crossroads, Harvard-Westlake, Wildwood, Windward etc…) are full of neurotic coked out Jews. Yes the wealth is outrageous, but the cliches about money not buying happiness are true. I think most of the joy these Hebrew trust fund babies have in life comes from knowing windowlickers like OP fantasize about their lifestyle.

>> No.55185461

>>55184695
not my problem.

>> No.55185504

>>55184695
You'll still be miserable with your mentality when will biz understand if you're not satisfied with what you have now no amount of this shit will make you satisfied