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>>55174534Previous links >>55173300and>>55168929
We want Links
>>55174587>We want Links>>55174534>>55174262>>55174275>>55174285>>55174291>>55174293>>55174249What did you do to nuke the thread?
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>>55174534CLEAN IT UP JANNIE!!!
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>>55174534>>55174534>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://tradingeconomics.com/https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious:>>55168929
>>55174603we have a janny here that is around sometimes that is autistic about early bakers. If there are new SMG's and the old one isn't at the bump limit it gets yeeted. Even though it would make much more sense to just get rid of the old ones if you need the space for the shitcoins. The board being too slow to get rid of the old smg's isn't really our problem.
>>55174534 (OP)>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://tradingeconomics.com/https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious:>>55168929
Lmao
>>55174534>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://tradingeconomics.com/https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious:>>55168929
>>55174709>biz now so slow that old smgs don't get naturally pushed aside by the flood of shitcoin postslmao it's over for imaginary internet money holdersso do we bake at 325 now? 350? waiting until the active thread completely falls out of the catalog seems silly.
Why are white men so obsessed with golf?
>>55174900I can’t play golf because is aggravates my tendinitis
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>>55174934kek
>>55174900Golf is such a faggy sport>>55174934Kek
>>55174534Surely Intel has to benefit from the AI hype and subsidies at some point, right?
>>55174892i can't speak for the jannybut my assumption of safe bet would be about page 5the biggest problem with waiting though is that sometimes the threads make image limit earlyand after that they are way less funso we should probablyuse our image allotmentsas wiselyas possible
>>55171225>in 2 weeks
>>55174997>so we should probably>use our image allotments>as wisely>as possibleThis is an image board. I WILL post images with my posts. If new threads are deleted when old one is at image limit the proper solution is to riot. Jannies Take Note.Waiting longer to bake is fine but no images is a no-go.
>>55174900Because it isnt for everyone
i had a terrifying experience friday.after selling a bunch of stooks i had that were neon green that morningincluding my small cache of VOOi went to buy a smaller cache of VOO to start a new seed which would begin withJUST ONE FUCKING DOLLARwhich i would add to over time at any pullbackswhich are totally fucking certain to comeprobably quite substantial.BUTi had previously bought DE BY THE SHAREso the HOOD order form was still in SHARE MODEand i boughtONE FUCKING SHARE OF VOO RATHER THAN ONE FUCKING DOLLARand here is the kickerI HAD ALREADY USED UP ALL OF MY DAY TRADES LAST FRIDAY SO WAS TOTALLY FUCKING STUCKthis was at ten fifteen AM on friday and i expected some sort of pullback at any moment throughout the LONG FUCKING REMAINDER OF THA DAYand had to SIT THERE IN ABSOLUTE HORROR AND WATCH IT MAKE ME TWO DOLLAS AND FOE CENTSas it just keptreachingforthasky
>>55175075wellok theni guess that's justhowit willbe
>>55174534>he baked without linksI know its the weekend but thats no reason to be a lazy cunt
after going -10% on a few buys this year i decide im going to go passive and go boglehead now
I tried to make an omelette and it didn't come out good...Any good breakfast stocks for people like me who suck at cooking?
>>55174534You suck ass OP
>>551751402 threads got nuke for NO reason maybe the jainnies don't like links in the OP.
I fucking hate the stock market. I have never been in profit. All I do is lose money.
>>55175181DENN?
PAYPAL ticker PYPLbearish arguments are:slowing revenue growth ratesmargin compressionsincreasing competition in digital paymentsfears of slowing e-commerce sectorno longer a growth companymanagement shakeup (CEO retiring end of 2023)take rates fallingbullish arguments:neutrality of products (they have partnered with amazon, apple, ebay, and others)30% of customers account for 80% of total payment volume5Y low and forward P/E is 10massive merchant side to PYPL (business payment solutions)thoughts? seems like a value trap, but keep in mind that ADBE was in a similar spot regarding fears of slowing growth/maturing.also, a lot of their FCF goes towards share buybacks, not really sure if thats good or bad but it does provide some downside protection
>>55175165i'm moving towards something like bogleing into a small selection of stooks (and VOO) any time any of them have pullbacks. i am far too old to have a time horizon for that to be my primary approach and am keeping most of my resources oriented towards natgas playing, but want to start a decent bogle seed on the side.
I'm down 30% on my sqqq lol
>>55175256That's a good one. Does it still have meme energy? I forget
>>55175269Good. Get fucked.
>futures
>>55175261>seems like a value trapthisi bought a little recently and sold it green but didn't really feel strongly enough to hold and build it. i'm growing generally weary of all of these big name tech stocks but PYPL in particular is going to have to do some proving with their next CEO before they wind up totally tanked due to poor direction vs incredible potential.
>>55175270probably not,Going by the chart alone, I wouldn't bet against it if you are bullish on market recovery as a whole.The actual finances are a bit ugly though.
>>55175165F
>>55175181Sadly I think they delisted BRKY. The most heinous delisting since SLIM.
>Pre-futures
>>55175342it's been way too long since they were racist too so they are becoming less relevant by the day until reupped
...well
>>55175415Basically flat?Not that pre futures count for much anyway
A lot of shorts need some relief on Monday and are hoping for a pullback. This leads me to think SPY is starting above 230 easily at the open.
>>55174900Better question is why does golf make browns like you so mad?
>>55174534is this going to make my TQQQ puts print?https://www.cnbc.com/2023/06/02/west-coast-ports-shut-after-union-workers-walk-off-job-over-wages.html
I'm up 1% on my entire investment this month. I need to get better and get to 4% per month. If I can reach that I'd be set for serious exponential growth and I could be free in about 4 years.Is this reasonable? Yes that is a growth of 48% per year.Right now with just day trading the right stocks I can earn an easy 2.5% per month and I've already seen myself improve at it. I might need to start getting into options once the market goes bearish. It's easy to earn money in a bull market. But one day the market will shit itself and I'll need to make the appropriate plays.
>>55175447Bullish or bearish for stocks?
>>55175447>above 230???
>>55175492>Is this reasonable?no
>>55175447I think we're going to get a shove higher overall in general. I don't think there is any real sound economic reason for this. They're trying to attach all sorts of narratives to it, but I think it's just bots playing their carnival games.>>55175586Sorry, mean 430.
>>55174534>>55174587What the fuck is with bakers not posting links? Are you really that lazy? There's one thing you have to change
Okay guys.What could possibly lead this guy to stack silver for 15 years, look at his friends make 1000% gains on shitcoins, and then resume stacking silver? This fucker made 2% profit in 15 years. That's worse than inflation. And he has to go through sellers to sell his physical silver.Why didn't he stop?
>>55175518I think we're going to get a shove higher overall in general. I don't think there is any real sound economic reason for this. They're trying to attach all sorts of narratives to it, but I think it's just bots playing their carnival games.>>55175586Sorry, meant 430. Distracted as Hell.
>>55175637bottom signal, thx just bough 100oz
>>55175638i figured but just wanted to make sure i wasn't more retarded than is already established
>>55174534me on the right
>>55174534Based, sort of want to hit the driving range today. >Bought a share of Starbucks this week. Going to add around $50 or a little more to the account. Would like to get over the 1k mark soon. T. poor fag but my folio is all green.
>>55175741reported what the fuck
>>55175181Been looking at ‘kellog’ or similar stocks might have some reasonable potential. The goys need their slop.
>>55175637Some people really buy into the whole >muh total Ecconomic death >muh Ecconomic uncertainty >muh zombie apocalypse
>>55175741How the hell is he going to get that thing out of his pee pee?
>>55175741Jannie clean it up(For free)
>>55175637So he invested in silver at $20 15 years ago at 2009 and sell everything at $23 now. He doesn't sell any of his stack at $40 in 2012, I see. Greed kills.>Why didn't he stop?Probably because of buying habit and community. You have a nice, customized subreddit at /r/WallStreetSilver so you can feel some kind of unity there. Selling everything means he betrays the community and they'll bash him.
>>55175075>the proper solution is to riotbased
>>55175637>This fucker made 2% profit in 15 yearsThanks for posting this stat. 90% of /smg/ is probably thinking of buying rope now
I guess $348 was the bottom for SPY
I had an error in my estimation of what they can fit in Antarctica. This seems too far out if the way to still be there. Maybe I will head North from Surgut if nothing happens.
>>55175896Even the most retarded of /smg/ posters would have made a healthy profit during covid.
>>55175921only because they were dragged kicking and screaming into SOXL by soxlshill, lumposter and their cronies who spent 20 hours a day for a solid year going on about how semiconductors were like crack yada yada. of course we see how that turned out
>>55175637>i don't want to personally attack him, but he has misled me a lotthis faggot reddit idea of needing to be polite and reasonable about criticism is probably at least partially responsible for this guy going in on silver for 15 fucking years. if someone had called this guy a doomer schizo dipshit that he is he might not have bought in to the idea that the economy would collapse and somehow shiny metals would save you. also i guarantee he's still negative by 10-20% simply due to how badly sellers fuck people over on spot price
I know you're here bobo, broke, malnourished, at deaths door....Please understand I believe in you, and want you to keep shorting
>>55174534Should I know who these people are? Cause I don't.
guys I'm terrible at trading and I've always lost money Can someone please give me something that will make money. SOXL is good but need a pullback under $20 hopefully it goes back to $15
Why can't we steadily grind to SPX 5000 for the rest of the year?
>>55175760i already have a pending dividend from k
should I buy intel?
>>55176094go for it. let us know how it turns out
>>55176148if I go in thinking I will lose money it won't hurt so much if it comes true :')
>>55176057>ID: lum>doesn't want to buy SOXLngmi. Maybe go in on SOXX for now while you wait for that pullback
R8 picks
So have you guys studied accounting, or how do you do when reading quarterly report? Do i have to take a course to understand them?
>>55175181>use the correctly sized pan (crucial)>don't let the eggs settle, use a spatula to scrape the edges toward the middle and let the uncooked egg reach the edge of the pan>if you want to do it american diner style you have to flip it over partway through to the less cooked side, use a platemine still look like shit but they turn out pretty well texture wise
>>55176057>SOXL is good but need a pullback>he's waiting for a pullbackunbelievably bullish
what country has the worst stock market rules / laws?my country taxes foreign dividends. so my usa divies get double taxed. its at least 50%.
>>55176246shkrelis financial video course on youtube is great. damodaran is one of the best FA dudes.i hate math so i do charts. i forced myself to get a general idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
>>55175807Holy crap, i just checked out /r/WallStreetSilver and it's more of a conspiracy sub than a investment.Why would anyone take advice from there.
>>55176324Why would you look at reddit at all?
thank you market makers for the free money. i know that SOXL move spooked you and you needed to hedge. don't worry here's some calls at an exorbitantly high price that's also comically out of the money. pay up.
>>55176324JANNIES!
>>55176280Rip. Can you get it back somehow?Canada got some crazy good investment accounts. Rrsp you pay 0% tax on us divs.Sweden you pay us tax, then you pay something like 2% of the total amount you have in your investment account, no matter if you did gains or losses.
>>55176380>then you pay something like 2% of the total amount you have in your investment account, no matter if you did gains or losses.lmao what the fuck
>>55176343https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E
>>55176324its the same as with any financial clique on the internet .. just a gathering of like minded individuals that form a group think. What i like about /smg/ is one thread i can pretend to be a bobo and doompost and the next thread i can be a mumu and have a blast doing it
>>55176417The 2% is when you do your yearly tax income, not per transaction, but still, with inflation this makes it hard to earn anything
I found a 5x, but I'm not going to share it because I don't want the trannie jannie to profit off it. sorry guys.
someday, we will all look back and laugh at how everybody thought there would be a third leg down and this was a bear market rally. Just like April 2020.
>>55176480Bobo will be working at Ross for 15.77 an hour phoneposting about how we're all going to lose our money not holding SQQQ into its 8th reverse split
BTC is dropping
>>55176445do they only take 2% too even if you make +100%could be good but would still to have a forced -2% under my ass every yeari'm not rich enough to trade outside of a Canadian TFSA right now (completely tax-free even options, just no margin stuff)
There are exactly two kinds of investors that will reminisce about the Biden years.Those who went long and all in, enjoying the benefits of generational wealth.And those Chud Gay bears who angrily shorted believing that "TWO MORE WEEKS" was always around the corner. They will be dead from Heroin overdoses as is the fate of all MAGA boomers.
>>55176480there's still 1 guy here holding 50k (now 32k) worth of SOXS and plans to diamond hands it
>>55175090white here,can confirm. We hung a man of color once at our club. Cops were mad but made it disappear just like we pay them to.
>>55176569Feels good to be on the right side of history
I saw former vice president Mike Pence eating a pork chop, and it is for this reason I will have to vote for Joe Biden if it comes down to him and Biden in the general.
2024 will be the year of VZ share bagging. Once I get my debt stabilized (not going higher) and see just what I've got to work with far as income goes (July 29 is when I get my fatter salary) I'll be much better off to bag VZ in 2024. I made a note of how much VZ I had before I sold most of it. Getting back every one of those shares will be the thing and doing it quickly (I'll be 41 in 2024). Now if life will give me a fucking break and let me bag with glee..
>>55176579Cash is the most bearish position I could imagine taking, any inverse position just seems to come with too high chance of total portfolio death
If the Ukraine war ended tomorrow and all embargoes were lifted, would oil price crash?
>>55176546more of a little droop that a dropmy HOOD line didn't even turn orange on the 1d
>>55176747Probably not. A part of what has been depressing oil (supposedly) is India and China gobbling up untold quantities of discounted Russian oil. Once those price caps are released, it might actually have a buoyant effect on oil's price.
>>55176708Baggot on a Saturday, that's strange. Are you staying inside too because it's too goddamn hot outside? It's fucking 90 hear and Michigan. Fuck that shit. I'm waiting until it gets dark to get beer then I'm going to hit the slots.
>>55176280NZ considers dividends taxable income, but the US taxes are deductible If you have over 50k invested you have multiple options for calculating tax obligations and can use whichever gives the lowest
>>55176785First of all im TheQuasar, It's raining out and my gookfu's sick, so I'm hanging out playing the new Zelda game.
>>55176879I didn't like Breath of the Wild. Is this one better or more of the same?
>>55176879I wish to God it would rain here to cool shit off. Also it seems like your gookfu is always sick. Probably a result of malnutrition growing up in north korea.
>>55176879Sounds like some SoiBoi shit. Got a little s0i in your boi, soi boi?
>>55176886I haven't played one since ocarina of time, so I can't really compare them. I mean you have to build shit, and the puzzles are cool. It's got a shit load of content for sure. I mean I'm not all that far into it, but your weapons break so I'm constantly having to find or make more, but they're literally everywhere so it's not like too big a pain in the ass. If you want a puzzle/rpg game it's good. You can't get really creative with building shit too.
>>55176959Can get creative not can't.>>55176919It's pride month. I can be a faggot if I want to.
>>55176959Lol, sounds like they tacked Banjo and Kazooie Nuts and Bolts to the previous game. I will take a pass.
>>55176977I dunno, it feels pretty open world and I'm enjoying going around hunting shit with the bow and cooking food. Also you can ride your shield down hills like a snowboard so I've spent like the past half hour just doing that, not even looking for the princess.
>>55176715Dan baggie you gotta be down at least 30% on those dogs
>>55176715you'd be better off bagging more baker hughes, citi and paramount. vz was an L. i understand why you'd hold but it's just not a good business.
Heemed but still in the game
>>55177081Vz prob fine if you’re getting in now, but he’s been buying since jt was 55 dollars
>>55177097And I need to buy a new roof on a 4 year old new build. But at least my mom gave me an Oklahoma Joe smoker. WAGMI
Should i buy nvda? Its pumping since the beginning of the year, and I think they're going to continue to explode with the AI era that's just beginning, everyone's going to need them
>>55177104Nope. I bought at 34 something.
>>55177108Damn 4 years old and you already need a new roof? Sounds suspicious to me.
>>55177104what if the winds of trade reverse and they allow china mobile to sell telco services? or america owes more favors and has to allow vodafone back in? the telco market is on a discount for a reason, look up sprint and t mobile and their stories if you want to understand. you're better off in junk bonds than the usa telcos. they the annuities of the stock market. the only thing vz has going for it right now at these generational lows is that you will at least outperform a stupid investment - but vti will do the same thing.
>>55177143They're only trading at 300 times earnings. I think I saw tesla trade as high as 1000 times earnings so you've got plenty of time to get in and get out.
>>55177108My 22 year old car developed a brake noise recently that I'm not particularly interested in attempting to fix myself because I don't like fighting rusty bolts and I want liability for breakage to rest on the shoulders of somebody else. It's going to the shop on Monday. I hope I don't need new calipers. New car is coming in a few months anyway.
>>55177153>Sounds suspicious to meBuilt in 2019, I bought in Aug 2021 and was the 3rd owner in 3 years at that point. The first owner was the builder while they built their other better home. Shingle warranty only transfers to one new owner and since I'm the 3rd owner I'm SOL even though its within the warranty period. My insurance denied the claim on the basis that it was faulty workmanship and improper installation vs wind damage. I lost a lot of money on Thursday Friday being a retarded bobo in the afternoon after winning in the morning. Made me sit down and formalize my trading goals so I won't continue to overtrade and ruin good days and weeks. I actually need to make some money now. Who knows how much a new roof will cost me. Debating on new siding too since it's bubbling up and looks like shit in places. I'm heemed but it's alright I'm going to smoke some chicken and brisket in my new smoker. We have a plan now.
>>55177198That sucks and I fucking hate insurance companies. A new roof can be a bit pricey depending on the size of the property and the type of roof, but it legitimately should last 10 years easily and you can probably push that out to 15 or more.
>3M above 100 dollars againBased executives paying bachelors of science mechanical engineering employees less. Overcompensated spoiled shits.
>microsoft, a 2T company, is up 50% in 6 monthswhat the fuck
>>55176579Soxs more likely to hit $80 than Soxl, bud.
>>55177234Roof should last 50+ years at least. Hell your house should be built using durable masonry.
>>55177259lmfao
>>55176715Via handy divvy calc (tripranks has one) via the slow ass "bagging xx shares a month route" which is not as strain full on the budget it'd take roughly 10 years to get back the number of shares I originally had. A hybrid approach would be to do it the slow ass way then once my loan was paid off, use the amount I was paying on the loan to juice the bagging. Uh 4 years of this method would see me get back every share plus more. Assuming life left me alone long enough to do it (aka no more major "shat happens events"). Yes I've got an emergency fund. But I hate tapping into it. Once the green is gone it seems like its harder to put it back. Also right now the rate is fat so I wanna get as much of that as I can. Sides a goal of mine is to have over 1 year of salary just "there" looking at me when I retire in 13 years. (So I want it all, ok, is that asking for much)
>>55177198>was the 3rd owner in 3 yearsDid that not make you suspicious? Who buys a house to live in it for a year?
>>55177244I'm sorry but that's just how it goes, buddy!
>>55177296>>55177259>>55177234>>55177198NOT STOCK MARKETFUCK OFF WAGIE HANDYMEN>>>/diy/
There's a billion reasons to be bullish. Consumers healthy, people still spending, low household debt / rising savings, PMI's improving, goods spending recovering, financial conditions are healthy, earnings compression ending, AI productivity tailwinds, and so on.But the biggest one for me is the most simple.Labor participation is still too damn low and there's no way economists at the Fed are unaware of this.https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/fredgraph.png?g=15NmZThere's just no getting around the fact that there are just too many people who are capable of working in the US that aren't. Even the "lazy" europeans have 74.7% participation rate. Just growing the population and adding workers, new spenders, will lead to increasing profits.Elections coming up too and no one wants to crash the economy. So they won't.
I bought RIOT calls exp 6/9, $11 strike. Will I be okay?
>>55177325It's been 7 months since the bottom. Wow you can look at the market going up and say it's bullish. Thanks jim cramer. Nobody cares
>>55177325Yellen crashes the market tomorrow, shill.
>>55177234>a bit priceyYeah like $40-50k. Absurdly pricey.
>>55177348MAGA Boomers must be dabbed on as often as possibleTheir squeezed shorts will provide the juice for the Biden GIGABULL
>>55177198Sucks man, at least you have chicken.
>>55177329NIGGER
>>55177353Well, *Monday
Uranium.
The entire state of the market is based on lies. Biden is faking economic data to save his own sorry ass.
>>55175490Sal says we're fucked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_UC9FrxFmw
>>55177388Yeah but the market has always been that to varying degrees. It shouldn't change you trading strategies.
>>55177388>record low unemployment>record wage growth>highest interest rates in decadesNothing looks fake there. Tech that isn't GIGACAP will eat shit and money will flood the rest of the market that has been undervalued for a decade.Posters like you are my indicator. Once you FOMO after losing your ass, that is when I will collect profits.
>>55177414>>55177419He's faking inflation and jobs data to influence Fed policy decisions. This marlet is going to crash and burn spectacularly when the ruse becomes public knowledge.
>>55177430>This marlet is going to crash and burn spectacularlyYield curve has indicated as much. I trust that indicator. WHEN and from what high is question.
>>55177430*market
>>55177360Baggot I'm gonna be up in the new england area around September and need a guest room to crash in for like a week. Can I count on you to let me stay at your place?
>>55176750cloosethenbooncei mainly regret selling my TSN fri
>>55177169You have consigned that man to death, Baggie.
>>55177455You know the line is going to keep going up forever, right?
>>55177535Priced in.
>>55177535It's going to go up then down then up then down then up in a grinding slapping sweaty build towards a crescendo of unimaginable proportions and unspeakable horrors.
>>55177318I need to make money in the market to pay for this shit. I'm not doing the repairs myself. Shill me some plays for next week
>>55177574Buy Lumber
>>55176057Short VIX futures with automatic rollover forever. Don't use leverage.
>>55177495I'm going to be in Korea in September.
>>55177648Great I can house sit for you then!
Do any /smg/ers live near any amusement parks, like SIX (six flags) or FUN (cedar fair), and wouldn't mind if an anon came to visit? I like to ride roller coasters.... for investment research
>>55175269Why would you by SQQQ?
>>55177562I also fantasize about sex with Noa
>>55177686No that's okay my cousin already said she's going to feed the cat no problem.
>>55177730>she's
>>55177692I live near a very shitty little amusement park. It has an rollercoaster that takes all of 15 seconds from start to finish. The place is called Calaway Park just west of Calgary. It's really not worth the price of entry. The giant mall in Edmonton has a better rollercoaster.
>>55177348I'm always bullish, Biden is based and prevented the recession.>>55177353Cope, Yellen is a permabull.
>>55177692From all the coaster enthusiasts I've talked to Ceder Point in Sandusky Ohio is the place to go.
okay fags we need to talk. you all assured me over the past 6 months that a recession was coming and not to invest in anything.i've now watched TQQQ go from $20 to $36. i need answers.
>>55177388>Biden is faking economic data to save his own sorry ass.Kek, you're so obviously a Vatnigger shill like most bobos. Biden pulled off the greatest economic recovery in US history and unironically saved us from a devastating recession. The Biden bullrun after he wins reelection will be the greatest bullrun ever.
>>55177801>>55177826Your shilling is so stupid that it's indistinguishable from satirical trolling.
>>55177816tha boggs told tha jews we were onto themso they reversed course temporarilyto throw us offand layfreshtraps(and traps are absolutely fucking gay)
out of everything DIS has donenot going with George's sequel treatment is the worstpic related is what they took from youin short, short DIS
The amount of top signals i've seen on biz the past few days is scary
THE FUCKING MARKETS SHOULD BE TWENTY FUCKING FOUR FUCKING HOURS PER SEVEN FUCKING DAYS PER FUCKING WEEKTHISISFUCKINGBULLSHIT
>>55177984
>>55178000aapl's market cap is something like $300 per person in the world
>>55177986The finance bros on wall street would die from 24/7 stress
Does anyone have access to the acid capitalist premium?I really want to hear his interview with Marc Cohodes.Cohodes is the fucking man.Don’t buy LCI.
>>55177854Id say your posting is a satire of a /pol/tard, if I didn't believe you were unironically a MIGA chud.
>>55178151I for one am not a maga turd, I am a Nazi, like Hitler. I am pro holocaust. Gas the minorities.
>>55177815>sanduskyno thanks, would rather keep my butthole intact
>>55178123but i need some stooksand cannot get them
Fucking hell. I just checked my credit card interest rate. over 20%.. Glad I'm getting ready to knock that balance down big time.
>>55177703Buy low, sell high, stupid.
>>55178218>credit card balance>balance
>>55178194MAGAtards are fascists though, you're literally the same.
>>55177826Castle made of sand. Hopefully daddy will return and fix it like always.
You guys don’t even remember LCI?
>>55178249I have always read it as LCL, was it LCI this whole time?
Stupid fuck
>>55178249how could i forget Letra de Crédito Imobiliário?
>>55178271>LCLWrong anime
>>55177986Futures are 23/5You're not making money mon - fri, what difference would another 2 days make?If you were making money you'd be out spending it
Can one of you prompt engineers whip up a Marc Cohodes anime girl?
>>55178236As an actual Nazi, I'd like you to know that from my perspective maga turds have basically nothing in common with me. They are not especially racist, they are pro gay, and pro liberty. They basically want Jose to immigrate legally so he can march in the gay pride parade, whereas from my perspective Jose needs to be removed at all costs for being the wrong race, via either deportation or execution, whichever is cheaper.I am kind of insulted that maga fucks are called Nazis, they are Nazis like mitt Romney is a communist.
>>55178356You should have a bud light and chill out. So what if Jose wants to go get AIDS, that's his choice.
>>55178374I don't care, I am against freedom. Put him in a concentration camp.
>>55178356>>55178380>arguing with tripfagsYou do your people a disservice, mutt
>>55177816recession has been rescheduled to late 2023-early 2024. Two more weeks.
>>55178394You do a 69 with your faggot ass daddy yet?
>>55177244the rich get richer is not just a meaningless saying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0QKzMkjLwcI only buy my stock tickers on the WSSE
Sigh used to be I could toss round 5000 a year on just whatever I wanted without fucking up any of my other goals or things that turned up. Christ if only those days would return.
its time to buy Sqqq
>>55178315i *was* making money untilTHA GREAT BOIL BIRD OF TWENNY TREE
>>55178416If all foreign aid and welfare were instead divided among only American whites, we could all have an extra 30,000 dollars a year just for existing. We wouldn't even have to do anything, just stop paying minorities and foreigners and only pay ourselves. Consider this when you languish over money problems
>>55178433we warned you about the widowmaker bro
>>55178435if welfare payments ceased the brown masses would revolt and take down the american empire in a matter of weeks
>>55178446yeah but
>>55178411It's pride month retard. He can 69 with his daddy if he wants.
>>55178457They don't have the capacity. United whites are the single most dangerous organism ever to exist. Just ask the liberals about history, they'll tell you of all the horrors and bloodshed unified whites used to cause, that everyone was powerless to stop.
>>55178147>Don’t buy LCI.At least it's eating less shit than WGO or THO. Marginally.
>>55176057My problem is I rarely lose money but my trades are either relatively tiny or big but have no leverage so I make very little money.
>>55178457revolt on empty stomachs while becoming homeless? it gets a little chilly or starts to sprinkle even their violent protests fell apart a few years back.
>>55175261I’ll wait to see how FedNow does
>>55178477>revolt on empty stomachs while becoming homeless?that's usually when people start revolutions, yes>>55178465>united whites2023 whites aren't united and would get steamrolled by jamal and josé
>>55178493They're getting more united by the minute. Look at the mass boycotts of fag companies. Look at the mass backlash against CRT. It's only a matter of time before they realize that the nature of this conflict is racial and spiritual, and that there's no way out of this except the swastika.
>>55178501it took 400 years for rome to fallweimerica isn't going anywhere
>>55178465>, they'll tell you of all the horrors and bloodshed unified whites used to causeMostly killing each other to free future aspiring rappers or killing Germans and Italians to free future (((white house staff))).
>>55178515Complete turnaround of the state overnight is unlikely. Until then there are only one main question to ask ourselves:How do we accomplish national socialist aims, without control of state power?
I think it is finally time to slurp some DIS. Ron DeManlet will be the first turd to be flushed. Orange turd later.
i need a safe and certain 10x.
>>55178567NVDA
When will /smg/ admit they were wrong
>>55178597Even if his economic plan was perfect I still hate his guts, because he believes in equality, and for no other reason
>>55178597Biden-sama... I kneel...
>>55178597I just find it really funny people are expecting bad jobs data when we are recovering from pandemic shutdowns.
>>55174534Imagine being white and ugly. What a waste.
>>55178597are these posts ironic?>>55178619same with this. he doesn't believe in equality, he said before he hates niggers, etc. are you this delusional? he doesn't even actually have real opinions, he just reads the script
>>55178619Kek you obviously don't know biden's past. He fucking hates niggers. Of course his mind is mush now and all he knows now is he likes ice cream
>>55178597>jobs reportfake and gay, just like everything else about his presidency
>>55178619>muh equalityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oDHSt-CKtc
>>55175637>>55175658>>55175785>>55175807>>55175896>>55175921>>55175975Why the fuck did my post get deleted? Is there a silverbug janny?
uranium
>>55178692>we added 300k minimum wage jobs!>and that's a Biden win!
>>55178713Your anium (is mine)
>>55177386KING
>>55178249It's going to 60
>>55178720You dirty NGMI
>>55178249Holy shit that stovl got delisted? That lawsuit really heemed them.
>>55178750I wonder whatever happened to big5
>>55176715This poor bastard is holding Disney.
>>55178597Won't this just mean more rate hikes cause the economy is still overheating?
>>55176750>>55177504twice, almost exactly onto my 1d breakeven line
>>55178826Actually a relatively sad story. Last time I talked to him he mentioned that for some reason he was being pursued by the law because his brother in law or something was using his identity to do white collar crimes or something and he was more or less on the run. Haven't seen him here in years.
>>55178845Not if you also fake the inflation data. :^)
Losers that took student loans are gonna start paying again the end of summer? Lets ride out this bull run and sell before then, thats when shtf
Did a little day drinking, then when to KR to get some stuff. Actually got dessert this time (cookies), and a KO zero (send a little money KO boomer's way)Also bought a birthday card for my mom... but only realized when I got home that it is definitely a card meant for a black woman. My mom is white and quite racist. Don't buy greeting cards when drunk.
>>55178597>juke the numbers>celebrate the juked numbers
>>55175807WallStreetSilver isn’t even a silver subreddit anymore. It’s a conspiracy/MAGA politics sun now. Granted, it’s based….All the stackers either quit or left when they realized silver isn’t gonna squeeze any time soon.
Sad. This coming tax year (2023's taxes) will be the last one where I can claim a tax loss carryover. Up to 3000 in tax write off allowance just gone.Goodbye fatter refund check in 2024+..
>>55178864When are you going to make a video again?I am somewhat legitimately interested in your thoughts on AI and graphics chips or whatever
>>55178597>interest rates going up to 30-year highs>employment going UPi can almost taste the crash
>>55178928I did some errands this afternoon, too. Washed car, there was a weed shop there so I bought some weed. Even after a few years of legal weed in the leafland this still feels crazy. Go in to store that looks same as liquor store, buy weed with credit card. Then I went to grocery store. Now I am home. I had the weed in a sealed package in the glove compartment for no more than 30 minutes and car already smells like weed. You should no invest in Canadian weed companies or American ones unless there is a bubble up. If it does bubble up, take profit and don't be like those guys who bought in for an lol 20 year hold and are now down 90% from peak.
>>55176062Who says we can’t?
>>55178964Wiat I thought you couldn't buy weed with credit cards because of finance laws?
>>55178896Payments restart September 1st.That's right, McCarthy ate all that political flack just to end up pushing *back* the date.
>>55176224Why not just invest in tech/AI ETF’s and let the smart people pick for you?
>>55178983No restrictions on that in Canada. US legal states might be different.
>>55179031Oh... a leaf among us. I wish /smg/ had flags like /sp/Anyway, I think states have legalized weed, but my understanding (this could have changed) is that since it's illegal at the federal level, finance laws/regulations prohibits banks from doing business with dispensaries. Again... this could have changed, I don't partake, so I don't really know. There was a subplot on a season of the TV show "Ray Donovan" where they were going to rob a pot store because it was an all cash business, and their safe was full of cash.
>>55179031In cali, cookies has a weird way of charging so you can use card. Some places have found ways around it
I'm an alcohol.
>>55179066Go to bed anon.
I require additional liquidity this summer. Was supposed to have a refinance, but thats been delayed so I was paying for things out of pocket. I wont begin getting paychecks again until September. What is the better option here?>Carry it on my credit card line for a couple months>Get a personal loan with a short date >?????I'm a teacher and I keep forgetting to get my paycheck put on a 12 month. If I originate a loan this summer I would have it set for a 12 month repayment plan and then when refinance finally happens cashout will be used for the things it was supposed to be used for. I have paid close to 13k for this house so far out of pocket.
Also... while I was day-drinking and browsing my phone not on my home wifi, on the AT&T (NYSE: T) network or whatever... I saw some absolutely horrifying targeted ads. I have no idea who had that IP address before me... but what the fuck. I think they were trying to sell me chastity cages and special 'ladies' underwear for tucking it in... also colored pencils. And this was while I was reading an article about sports gambling. I don't understand this world anymore.
>>55176417>>55176380I hate Swedes and Sweden so much.
>>55179054Correct. There is a legislation making its way through regarding this issue in the US right now. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/marijuana-banking-bill-heads-senate-banking-committee-2023-05-11/
>>55179161Yeah but it's not going to pass.
>The only thing that really moves prices is supply and demandSo in other words, you're betting on liquidity being added or liquidity being removed.How does a liquidity provider get compensated?
>>55179165That's fine I don't trade those shitstock rollercoasters anymore anyway.
Imagine if semiconductors could only be legally purchases with physical cash
>>55176548>i'm not rich enough to trade outside of a Canadian TFSA right now (completely tax-free even options, just no margin stuff)Watch out if you want to rotate from stocks/ETFs into options because options clear in one day but stocks clear in two days so your broker might not let you do it. It happened to me on Friday when I sold some ETFs premarket and wanted to buy a leap after open. I got a message that I don't have enough money cleared when trying to buy but I could buy 3x ETFs just fine.
Dow leaps 700 points on hot jobs data, Nasdaq has 6th winning week
>>55179221Sell the news.
>>55178956We'll see how tomorrow goes
>>55178896"losers" taking free money. i feel sorry for all the chumps that didn't max it out.
>>55178597>one month later>revised figures released>-2300 jobs
>>55179197If that were allowed the rabble would be able to make untraceable purchases of semi-conductors to build a full conductor.
>>55179254>tfw would've gotten 10k Biden bucks plus filthy 2010's QE gains if I slow walked my student loan repayment and threw that money into the market instead
All those student loans resuming; don't the interest payments pile up to during the pause? I can't imagine them just letting all those months of lost interest just vanish into the void.
>>55179350Nope. No back payments and they've been set to 0% interest the whole time.Yes, that does mean they've been massively eroded in real terms.
>>55179221we're going onto another winning weak because Brandon signed the debt ceiling into law and we have to price in unlimited spending until 2025
>>55179399So I should go all in on Monday?
>>55179232Kek at that image.
>>55179399Heemed by greed. How do I stop over trading?
Dominos
>>55179156yahoo? I get those at work from their website.
>>55179418>How do I stop over trading?How do I start? Do you trade while drunk?
>>55179430So the NPC thing is real
>>55179462not having an internal monolog really isn't that rare
>>55176608>man of colorA real White man would have said “colored boy”
>>55179462>>55179470I honestly wish I could turn mine off sometimes
13 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is (at last) Zach Snyder's Watchmen (2009) (Director's Cut) :o
>>55179470it is in zen monasteries tho
>>55179484disgusting. I will be there.
Baking.
>>55179521Haha tricked. :P
>down -60% on 5 vix callsshould i ditch them or hold for fomc?
Movie night movie night get in here! Tonite's feature is Watchmen (2009) (Director's Cut)
>>55179418>How do I stop over trading?set gain/loss targets and stop once you hit them lol
>>55179566I think he means his position sizes are too big.
i want some updated links with actual information that matters
>>55179576then just scale them down lelself-control is a big part of being an adult
>>55179585>self-control is a big part of being an adultI have too much self control and have been making baby sized trades for years.
Stocks don't trade on the weekend, silly.
>>55179566I came to this conclusion myself this week. After getting my ass kicked the exact same way on Thurs and Fri (which is the exact same way I always get heemed) I finally sat down and did my bookkeeping and wrote down my trading goals and once my goals are met I will log out. I needed to hear it from another anon though, thanks
>>55179672>>55179672>>55179672==NEW THREAD!
>>55179582i updated the links using another anon's but whoever is baking wont use them>starting outhttps://pastebin.com/5k97ei9V>Brokershttps://pastebin.com/f8Pa7nGg>Basic Boomer ETF investinghttps://pastebin.com/HcSq25Nshttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Options resourceshttps://pastebin.com/szHJ2xNF>Educational siteshttps://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Free chartshttps://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/https://www.koyfin.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures>Screenershttps://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>upcoming news and reportshttps://www.forexfactory.com/calendarhttps://tradingeconomics.com/https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htmhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/
>>55179642give HOOD time sir they are working on it
>>55174534#3 mogs the rest
>>55174534>>55174922>>55174946>>55174963>>55175034>>55175090>>55175140>>55175234>>55175261>>55175269>>55175450>>55175492>>55175658>>55175744>>55175803>>55175807>>55175916>>55175975>>55175995>>55176062>>55176261>>55176343>>55176476>>55176546>>55176608>>55176652>>55176723>>55177143>>55177243>>55177259>>55177329>>55177364>>55177386>>55177703>>55177816>>55177934>>55178123>>55178276>>55178315>>55178411>>55178413>>55178597>>55178644>>55179081>>55179127>>55179174>>55179221>>55179417>>55179430>>55179481>>55179538>>55179582>>55179642>>55179752>>55179966>1pbtid
>>55180388here have a second post negro
>>55180388>1pbtid
>>55178996No annual fee plus voting rights and fine grained control if you do it yourself.