/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55168055
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,160.055B, 102P = 21.177B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,142.102B, 104P = 20.597B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q4 + FY22 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/19986/
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/
>Q1 on Jun 7
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>55168055
>checked

You love to see it.

I post the new jiemi

fractal posters convinced me to sell Monday and buy back EOW

It's literally tomorrow.

My bags are comfy.

>>55167644
>>55167673
I am now terming these the first, second, and third impacts.

>>55168122
lets fuking GOOOO

My only problem with selling some Monday ti buy back later is I don’t know how to sell on computer share. I’m not making this up. I have tried to find out where the sell is before and I think once I found like a sell plan thing. I don’t know how to sell lol the infinity squeeze might happen solely because I can’t sell due to my own ignorance and simple-mindedness

We are so back

>>55168154

>>55168159
Even further than back

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Double Bank Fee Charging Chasies Needing Liquidity For The Weekend can do about it.

WAGMI

>>55168055
Checked have a comf weekend frens

>>55168073
Truly awful

>>55168170
man face

I think my gf might be pregnant. She stopped replying a week ago and we were hanging out for months consecutively and I didn’t notice a period. Before it seemed like she was alway on her period.

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>55168055
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 15th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
TDA
>RH
Stake and Hatch (NZ and Australian)

>>55168066 Checked
>>55168170
Comf weekend WAGMI.

>>55168236
What happens if we don’t vote?

I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at MOASS, since I'm positive I won't have enough shares for generational wealth. But I do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.

>https://youtu.be/ZnkLaYzbaLM

>>55168343
How many shares do you have?

It's time gents. Grease up your butt holes.

>>55168209
congrats. make sure to do newborn shopping at buybuybaby

>>55168256
A brokerage may vote on your behalf or the shares get shuffled into broker non-votes.

>It already happened.
>It will happen again.
>It cannot be stopped.

Hey can I get a QRD on this week?
Whenever I stop watching the ticker we go up non-stop so I stayed away all week

You just know...
WAGMI

>>55168490
We closed at 24.63 today and tickled 25's nuts for a minute this morning.

>>55168513
Alright, I'll stay away for two more weeks boys
wagmi

>>55168490
>get arrested for simpsons porn

>>55168080
don't swingtrade your chickens before they hatch

>>55168236
Who should I vote for?

first time gme closed above the resistance trend line on the weekly since the sneeze.

I've got some slurp saved up that I'm thinking of going 50% before earnings and 50% after

>>55168572
Let him swing.

>>55168669
The board recommends for for everyone. Whether you agree with them that it's for the best or not is up to you.

>>55168669
There're board recommendations for that reason.

>>55168572
The only way to make money on this turd stock anymore is to swing. Even if we go back to $40+ you'd probably be able to reenter sub $20 in a couple months.

BUCK BREAKING KENNY
>BUCK BREAKING KENNY
BUCK BREAKING KENNY
>BUCK BREAKING KENNY
BUCK BREAKING KENNY
>BUCK BREAKING KENNY
BUCK BREAKING KENNY
>BUCK BREAKING KENNY
BUCK BREAKING KENNY
>BUCK BREAKING KENNY

No dates, but remember: the MOASS is Monday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJm7IPrBmLY
Peacing out for the rest of the weekend, cheers. If it stops raining here maybe I'll do some gardening.

i voted

i unvoted

i farted

I voted entirely against the wishes of the board. Fuck Ryan Cohen

>>55169158
based, fuck yes men

When is this market collapse gonna happen?
I wanna moona

>>55168073
I post old wataball

>>55169133
I shidded

looks like we'll all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very horny and racist.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBT4_Cx5ihs

Next week
> drs numbers verify heat lamp
> excellent q1 report causes fomo
> algo goes buttfuck
> we begin to wagmi at last
> tight tummies
Stay comfy, anons

>tfw MOASS

So was the US fed default a nothingburger? Haven't been here in a few months.

kek dumbfuck baggots

Shit really wish I loaded up from 16-18

>>55169346
Die like your hero, baggot

>>55169363
US didn't default.

>>55169398
Instead you're holding $300+ bags
Kek baggie

>>55169433
Gotcha working weekends, huh? Tough break man.

>>55168073
You are getting way better anon. I was the anon giving you shading advice and I feel you did improve a lot in that regard. I assume this is made with ai help but even though work on getting human proportions right. nothing beats drawing life models because the eye needs to be trained on a 3d model, just drawing with the help of 2d pictures will not have the same deep learning effect.

MUH CRASH

Nyooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>55169422
Any other hopium at the moment then?

>55169485
Numbers, just like your mum, are easy to fuck with.
What of it?

>>55169485
Jobs growth is bad for inflation retard.

God, I love being right, which I always am, since I'm a genius beyond compare. I'm going to take a nap, now.

>>55168055
Hello fags. I was a GME’r back in 2021 and made some good money on the original sneeze. I am longing the absolute shit out of GME on Monday for earnings. I’m normally on /smg/ but come here offering an olive branch in peace. Not trying to stir up any shit. What is everyone’s thoughts about upcoming earnings later next week?

>>55169363
They will never default.

>>55169554
Let me tel you. It basically boils down to we’re all gonna WAGMI make it.

Thread theme:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb3XfrCtjVU

>>55168508
I want to see her get fucked by that dog

>>55169505
So the market was green over 2% today why? Oh yeah. Because inflation is good for the economy stupid fuck. It's bad for you as a poor wageslave. The market doesn't care about your feelings or your overdrawn bank account bagholder

"xxxxxx" was a nothingburger? I havent been here for a few months. Rajeet needs better scripts

>>55169607
Hell yea. Sounds good to me.

>>55169619
They have no other options

>>55169619
Not a Rajeet, just an anon needing hopium since I'll be needing to take out student loans for grad school soon

>>55169554
Kill yourself faggot. Stay out of my fucking thread. Cunt.

>>55169659
You should kill yourself, too. Not for namefagging, but for being yourself.

>>55169659
Where we’re going we don’t need education.

>>55169667
>>55169674

Observe as the average bagholder notices anyone taking profit and being green on their investment.

>>55169554
Another earnings beat. Maybe not as positive as Q4 but still positive. Q2 earnings is going to be the big one. The lid might blow off this thing before that though.

>>55169554
Rents are rolling off through 2023, it should be a lot easier to get these positive earnings and analyst forecasts are pretty much a joke with how bearish they are.

>>55169675
True, but I'd rather not be empty handed while sitting for a bomb that might go off in up to (and possibly further than) 1 year away.

Best case is it pops this summer and we get paid along with a chimpout.

>>55169615
You’re retarded

>>55169445
Once again baggot, I fucking wish I got paid for this shit. If I could get paid to kek baggies I'd take that job in a heartbeat
>>55169485
KEK NO CRASH BAGGIES

>>55169619
Sometimes I feel like I'm watching an election year pol thread. I'd post the 'you're in a room' pic since it seems relevant but I don't have it saved.

So moass this year?

>>55169788
Um, Anon... look at your digits :D

The unprompted job report posters immediately giving themselves away repeated the exact some wording over and over.

I can feel the WAGMI. I just wanna know wtf is the make it stack? All of those shorted shares need to be bought back! Most shorted company in history. I’m thinking 5k. The difficulty will be not selling when we see 1.5 -2k

>>55169667
whatever man

>>55169861
im selling my first share at 2.5mil and they can chortle my balls for the rest.

>>55169687
A reasonable response. Thank you. I hope it pops off

>>55169888
The digits have spoken. It’s WAGMI time.

>>55169433
Hedgie nigger :)

THE VERY MOST FRIENDLIEST OF ALL REMINDERS TO WASH YOUR TEARS WITH RYAN'S CUMSOCK!

>>55168490
Simpsons porn got some aussie cunt in trouble too. Glad I live in the good ol' US of A where at least I know I'm free to whack off to drawings.

>>55169485
>muh hecken joberinos
Check out muh hecking unemployment rate increase, retard.

>>55169861
well, obviously the longer you hold the higher the potential pay off should be as all shares have to be bought back at some point as theorized.
this anon pointed out here >>55168122
that gme might go through multiple algo cycles of mega spikes and dumps which will filter many holder who will panic sell too early or might not sell enough to be able to hold all the way until the legendary moass spike when ALL shares have been booked.
I don't want it to be like that but maybe it do.

Post MOASS I'm getting a house and a car with air conditioning. I just want to be safe and comfy bros.

>>55169788
Yes between June 7th and June 15th

>>55170176
Honestly, that’s all I really want too. I hope others do great things with their MOASS earnings. I just want to live comfortably for the rest of my life. Maybe do some farming away from the city, but still watch YouTube with my wife on the couch

>no holiday sales in this quarter
We all know (even the most devout baggie screaming about indian shillies) that earnings won’t be positive so come up with your cope plan/talking points NOW so you’re prepared.

>>55170212
There were some good game releases like Metroid and capex was still low so I do think we'll see positive earnings.

>>55170222
>metroid
1 million copies sold
>RE4
3.75 million copies sold
>Hogwarts legacy
15 million copies sold

>>55169888
Nice digits. But also, no really, fuck off forever.

>>55170290
I forgot about Hogwarts ACK.

reminder that the tail end of the chart

is the same as the entire chart

>>55170312
Yeah, Hogwarts was huge because women love that shit. Most of those sales probably weren’t even from gamers. Every bitch whose boyfriend has an Xbox bought that game.

>>55169615
>inflation is good for the economy

is that why you kikes keep devaluing the currency of host nations? the real shoah is coming

I will be God of the new world.

>>55170375
"economy" is code for jewtocracy.

>>55170348
And if they didn't have a console they bought one too.

>>55170212
The main efforts that Gamestop has been making to incrsase profits has been in streamlining and reducing overhead. Big sales aren't needed to turn a profit.

>earnings
>RC promo
>TA fags crawling out of the woodwork
>leddit suddenly decides to piss off its users
>subreddits are conveniently going to start going dark

What's the copium when we miss earnings?

>>55168732
Okay. Where on this chart did the Kennys kek, get reverse cellar boxed into the shadow realm? Please someone remind me how he knew he was doomed from the start. I'm heaving and this poor latency salesman.

>>55170666
What's the copium for WeBull having 85 million shares?

>>55170666
Nice trips of satanic doubt
But earnings will crush

>>55170684
Excellent OC.

What will BBBY run to?

>>55170650
>TA fags crawling out of the woodwork
>leddit suddenly decides to piss off its users
>subreddits are conveniently going to start going dark
qrd on these three? which subreddits are going dark?

>>55170684
I think when GameStop started publishing DRS numbers he must have known.

>>55170666
No need to cope, satan. You were utterly defeated when our Lord sent his Son to us and He refuted you. All we need do is live righteous lives and practice his teachings. Your servants will be driven out of the temple once more, but rather than a whip in His hands, it will be shares of GME in ours.

Hello gay redditors in denial.

I bought some GME options for the earnings report. Did anyone else?

>>55170205
I have some real extravagant things I wanna do, but at the same time I'd be just happy living alone, praying, playing games, eating healthy and working out.

>>55170706
>What will BBBY run to?
Zero

>>55170740
I’ll probably buy a couple cheapies. I’m loading up on calls for November though

Show me your wagmi face

>>55170805

Also, I just remembered that Diablo 4 is coming out next week. There’s no way, this shit doesn’t moass before the end of the year.

>>55170805

>>55170845

>>55170650
>Reddit starts charging 20m to access APIs
>Active user metric jumps off a cliff
>Shitcoin astroturfers priced out
>Reddit posts become 99.5% OnlyHedgies AI bots confirming dead internet theory
Wtf I still hate preddit while it dies.

>>55170805

>>55170935
this is me except i cant go back to sleep cause im still excited in the bottom two panels

>>55170805

the end of all wallstreet beckons hedegoids

>>55170995
Boom. Fixed it for ya.

>>55171034

>>55171011
I feel like I need to clarify: that duckling hates hedgies and knows karate.

>>55170733
He spent two days fashioning that whip before he went back to the temple .
"God was angry" isn't the right phrase. God was PISSED. AND. PREMEDITATED.

>>55170666
Wtf is earnings? Is that like Ernie's cousin?

>>55170743
I’m doing most of that now and it gets boring quickly. You’ll want a family at the least and some sort of purpose. Vidya is just remakes and sequels anyway and movies are worse.

>>55170733
Lashing greedy evil fucks with a whip must be cathartic and fun as fuck. Just pure stress relief. The ultimate venting of frustration.

OK but seriously, do you ever get tired of being wrong?

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>55171311
checked

>>55171292
it's never happened before

>>55169615
>Because inflation is good for the economy stupid fuck.
GUYS WTF THE NEW PARADIGM JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

How long does it normally take for the daily short volume/percent to update on chartexchange? All 4 Cboe exchanges still say TBD.

>>55171400
Two weeks

>>55169485
I'll wait for the revised numbers. You know the ones they release after they trick morons like you.

>>55170666
The same as every night Rhimjhabi Brownstain. (You). Here posting in this thread. On 5+ ids.

>>55170805

>>55171433
>this administration
Can people fuck off with this? Neither party cares about us. I mean Jesus Trump administration literally said alternative facts. That something right out of 1984.

>>55171034
What is it that's "happening"? GME currently worth millions of dollars?

>>55171475
Donald trump will destroy the uniparty and imprison all the traitors, you filthy jew rat. You're fucked.
>>55171173
I mean of course that's not all I'm going to do, but I'm a very simple man who can live a boring life just fine and be happy.

>>55170819
>bLIzzARd games
>in 2023

>>55171034
I feel this comic in my soul.

>>55171475
>Neither party cares about us.
>Trump Trump Trump Trump

>>55171475
>alternative facts.
It's not that Orwellian, retarded White House staffer acts retarded and lies about inaugeration numbers then other staffers have to try and cover for the retard because calling him out is seen as attacking him and will get your career destroyed, it happens all the time with politicians across the political spectrum.

>>55171499
Not saying it’s gonna be good, but it’ll sell. I thought Diablo 3 was pure garbage compared to D2, but I know a bunch of people who love that game. Games these days aren’t marketed to people with taste, they’re marketed to normie consoomers. Just look at how successful call of doody is. Not only is it a pretty crappy game to begin with, but every game is the exact same fucking thing reskinned and they sell a bazillion copies anyway.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

behold the average baggot
50 year old broke wagie. Everyone in the comments confirms :(((((((

Ahahahahahahahahaha

>"Sparks: The light born in the clash when two swords meet. They serve me well. Throughout my life...the moments, and people who have defined me...they have all been illuminated...by sparks."

>>55171827
It's over ape bros...

>>55169472
No, i did not use AI. I will heed this advice and try to learn from painting IRL, thank you anone

this was never about money for me
I want gary gensler to lick the smegma from my unwashed uncut cock while kenny tongues my anus
only then will I maybe consider selling

you niggers watch too much porn

>>55168122
the only reason the spike dropped on jan 28th was crypto locates. that isn't available this time around. WAGMI ken griffin is fucked.

Ryan Cohen is a pussy

>>55172257
>crypto locates
>this time it's different
>ken is fucked
it's 2023. i've been in this shit for too long to buy any of your wagmi bullshit. I know for certain it will be a nothingburger. Everything will be a nothingburger until gamestop or RC man up. we will go up 20-30% maybe and slowly crab to 19-20$. The only thing left is to say Ryan Cohen is a pussy, which is true, but hell what else i can do. This game was a hunger games from the start, this is a prison and they are sucking up our time and our life eventually. Pussies and retards are what my reality consists of. God help us all. Fuck every single one of you

>>55169363

>>55172253
>>55172263
>>55172286
And here comes the Wambulance, right on time!

>>55172306
Don't talk to me, defender. Be on your own way

>>55172322
Stop raving like a homeless man that's just gotten into the pharmacy waste bin every thread and maybe you won't be told to fuck off so often.
Hard, I know, but I think if you well and truly put your heart, mind and soul into it, even a little elbow and gumption, maybe, just maybe, for once in your life you can shut your whore mouth.

>>55172329
Based

>>55172338
Give it 15 minutes tops and he'll reply to me, flapping his cuntlips about how it couldn't possibly be that he's an irritating scrotewart, but that I have some ulterior motive then continue on his merry way doubtless.
But such is life.

>>55168055
checked.
wagwi.

>>55172329
>>55172338
Based indeed. You guys got me good. I think im gonna change my mind. LETS GO RYAN COHEN!

FLORIDA PANTHERS, LFG!
RYAN COHEN, LFG!
R-Y-A-N! R-Y-A-N! R-Y-A-N!
WAGMI! WAGMI! WAGMI!
HEDGIES ARE FUCKEDDDDD!
ITS THE END GAME, BOYS!
NO CELL, NO SELL!
KEN YOU WANT THOSE SHARES? COME AND GET THEM! FUCK YOU KEN BOY!
RYAN IS THE CHAMP! WE ARE SO BACK BOYOS! LET'S GET THAT MONEY! WAGMI!
OH IM JACKED!! IM JACKED TO THE TITS!!!!!!

5th green week in a row, first time since before jan 2021.

>>55170852
nice

>>55172500
Thank fucking god for that. I don't care if you're being sarcastic. You'll sarc-post once and then fuck off.
Better that than you being a kvetching queef the entire time and spamming.

>>55172500
I am so proud of this community

interesting

>>55172529
Your diction is transsexual. Just an observation.

>>55172560
How can i be homophobic?
My chairman is pussy

>>55172560
Yeah? Well your shit is all gay & retarded.

>>55172600
you do sound like you don't have friends. Forget about gamestop and go talk to girls, my boy.

I’m gonna kick it on a yacht in the Mediterranean with Grealish and the lads after moass

>>55172607
yeah it will be great, this is why we hold!

>>55172599
>using my comfy georgina edits to fud

come on now anon…

>>55172606
>It is you, the person calling me out, not I, the person that has spent several months flooding threads with my bitching, who is lacking in a life
Wew lad, talk about projection. Can I borrow your head for a few hours? I want to play Casablanca on the surface of the moon.

>>55172610
sorry, fren. Everything for the cause, people need to know that our chairman is pussy. Im not homophobic

>Xhe has never posted a screenshot of xier booked shares
>Continues to be a faggot
>Will be nowhere to be found come squeeze
I'll give you $100 to suck Ken's dick harder.

Post MOASS.

I have never been green since I invested back in January 2021.

All this time and you've never bought shares? You thought it was a good idea at 500 but not at 24?

Curious.

>>55172617
you should be

I went all in back in January 2021.

62 dorrar

>>55168508
we gonna make a collar community when we wagmi?

>>55171320
Comf comf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOkS6TGIRxs

so how are those earnings numbers looking ryan? We bussin' senpai?

>>55172306
The true test of how deviant a person is, is whether they know the gif you posted is from rondo duo.

>>55171311
Comfy check

>>55173104
So you hang out on Superstonk AND here but you DON'T have any kind of agenda related to GME?
Jesus Christ, get a fucking girlfriend you spastic.

Damn wish moass was this week so I could’ve bought this insanely comfy lil cabin
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1617-Gold-Creek-Ridge-Rd-Sandpoint-ID-83864/221485291_zpid/?rtoken=bf204329-8295-445d-98f4-22503e2e8321~X1-ZUxday61yn8q2x_40okc&utm_campaign=emo-instantsearchdigest&utm_source=email&utm_term=urn:msg:20230603093405d90d4d56514823b4&utm_medium=email&utm_content=forsaleimage&sse=X1-SSobl0cldvv6mi0000000000_1k6q6

>>55173178
Dont
All my bitch does is argue and demand sex all the time

>>55172733
>>55172761
Same. I got another $15k later. "Averaged down" at $150. Just fuck my shit up senpai.

>>55173214
Ok, that's fair.
Fucking...Warhammer then? Or snakes? He should get some snakes. Just like a hobby or something.

Dumbass baggots

>>55173306
He could start drawfagging. It's fun. I know I'll be going full drawfag once I get my money. Top of the line tablet, nice desk, a proper battlestation with multi-monitors. Comfortable as fuck chair, surround sound music and a mini-fridge. I'm gonna draw soooo many tits it's unreal.

>>55173408
kek based

Do you see how it curves upwards. Everyone will be impressed with how it curves upwards. Let me know if you can see how it curves upwards.

>>55173494
That's not the only thing that curves upwards if you know what I mean

Day 1 of Magikarp until MOASS

>>55173566
Will he evolve on the day of reckoning?

Chart exchange still missing data

>>55173494
It's definitely been different since the splivvy. Hopefully a profitable Q1 and we break out big up.

>>55173209
That house is worth about a quarter of their asking price. Only thing going for it is the acerage. 345k for that pile of logs they’re out of their mind. Listed at only 269 in 2020

Did I just get new implants?

>>55173033
Comf checked.

A liquidity trap of commodities rising in price despite efforts to reduce the abilities of people to borrow and profitably invest their money broadly renders monetary policy increasingly useless. Lending is no longer done at banks.

What is the insurance of having the ability to get future needed insurance?

>>55173708
Yeah sandpoint real estate has been retarded high since covid. Kino property tho

>>55173735
I don’t think people are really slowing spending. At least anecdotally every restaurant is packed even on weekdays in my area, I live near the ocean in a tourist town and the season is just as jammed as it normally is. Putting a cedar shake roof on this guys 4 story house right on the beach. Every block as additions/new construction. Seemingly people aren’t actually reacting to rising prices and are just accepting the new norm.

earnings this week, looking forward to any message RC might have for the shareholders

>>55173735
>>55173745
Idiosyncratic.
>>55173787
They are merely increasing in debt.

>>55173814
>Earnings call at 5 pm on the 7th
>Furlong is nowhere to be heard
>Mass Effect theme music plays, but something is different about it
>Thunder claps every so often in the background
>Ryan Cohen, Carl Icahn and Donald fucking Trump himself show up on the other side of the conference call
>They start reciting esoteric poetry one after another
>at the very end, in unison they say...
>"THE STORM IS HERE"

>>55173881
Thanks for posting cringe, I sold.

You can influence reality. Think of all the "coincidences" when you thought about something only to open a thread and see someone mention that very thing, or remembered something long forgotten, gone to check it and see a brand new addition announced just days ago. You're warping reality, unconciously. You can change the world. The only thing stopping you from being a living god right now are other people, staunchly unbelieving and anchoring the world to only the hard unalterable physical one we know, when in truth it is much more fluid.

Focus, we can activate moass ourselves. The normalcy bias of the ignorant masses are causing stagnation and preventing change. Against larger numbers, more power and focus is needed to enact your will. Worry not, each of you is worth a hundred thousand normans. You have more than enough strength, it only needs to be focused. Believe in yourself. You are unstoppable, you can create moass.

>>55173408
exactly the same thing i plan to do tbqhdesu famalam

>>55172608
That is so incredibly sad.

>1. Think 27 shares of fucking AMC is going to ever make you rich.
>2. Think money mattera except to help others.
>3. Think that piece of shit plasticky car is a prize.

That motherfucker is NGMI.

>>55173881
>esoteric poetry
that's a weird way of saying talmudic magic spells

>>55173881
Back to your bankruptcy thread baggot

>>55173952
This is pure and unfiltered truth. Good post

>>55173834
Try to get a business loan while there is this much green rectangle risk for bankers: People increasingly don't need as large a fraction of "the dorrar,"

lol making them need less and less, more so until idiots hold green rectangle banks and the players own the video game skins they like, the feedback loop was avoided by short selling stonks people saved in until GameStop. oops

I think we squeeze this year. And while it won't be as high as some hope it will be it will still be a huge payout for even single digit holder.
Imagine finally there is news that some people made the big money, and you are one of them. Everyone with at least a hundred shares will be a millionaire easy. I can't wait.

>>55174009

>>55173974
It's Jews vs Jews, what did you expect.
>>55173987
No :) We're all gonna make it and you're going to have to just accept that fact of life.

>>55174009
I don't think money is what a green rectangle bank told you it was

>>55174020
The tremendous "fuck you I was right" when this is over will be almost as good as the billions of dollars. The number of smug anime girls posted will be uncountable.

>>55173881
>Carl Icahn
No one tell him.

>>55174009
Fud nigger. This is an Infinite squeeze and anything less than that will destroy this country. We're legitimately going to Make America Great Again while becoming the new elites and deposing of the current (old) world order. Single shares will be sold at hundreds of millions to billions of dollars for weeks on end before this is shut down.

>>55174009
You just don’t get it.

>>55173962
yep. some people are stuck so deep inside the matrix of smoke and mirrors that even a once in a life time moass event literally only there to lift them up with abundance will pass them by unceremoniously because they simply lack the ability to see through the veil of lies and even if they could see they would lack the willpower to shake off the deep programming to conform and accept poverty and powerlessness. some unfortunate souls are not meant to make it and are a constant reminder that living as experienced by most people is eternal suffering sprinkled with a few moments of joy. consider yourself very fortunate to hold one o more gme shares. you are for some reason chosen to make it.

>>55174047

>>55173881
I don’t think I could write something this gay if I tried

>>55174009
Ah. We are in the bargaining phase, i see, i see. Doubling down there buddy, eh?

>>55174047
The feeling of "fuck you I was right" will be short lived for me. All I really care about is freedom for me and my loved ones. I'm still unbelievably dumb in my opinion and for that reason alone I refuse to act smug for longer than the initial phase of generational wealth acceptance. I don't know why God chooses me to be the bearer of all this incoming wealth, since all I want is to clap the cheeks of Amazonian 5'11 THICC gingers who are half a foot taller than my hobbit/dwarf fat ass. But we'll see what the future has in store for me and how I choose to react to it all. I just hope that God is with me every step of the way, even when I'm falling.

>>55174098
Honestly it was unfinished, and could have been better, but I got bored and just sent it because I'm playing RE4 remake and can't be fucked to be more creative right now on a saturday morning.

>>55174105
Kenny levels of energy

I think the hedgies need a reminder of my terms and conditions to sell 1 share of GME:
>I get billions of dollars
>The entirety of Wall Street is liquidated
>Every current hedge cunt goon is forced to do manual labor for the rest of their lives
>I get to kick Ken Griffin in the nuts with a steel toed boot for as many times as I want
This is nonnegotiable.

>>55174119
Using the money to fuck mildly tall ginger women is many magnitudes better than what the current owners are using it for, I.E. to ruin, kill, rape, corrupt and tear down all goodness and faith in the world for nothing more than to sate their endless greed and lust for control. If every rich person in the world was a horny manlet like you we'd be in a much better position.

If chobani tweets today. MOASS could be happening monday

>>55174020
Nope, only GMR maxis will make it. Go back to your homeless people thread

>>55174200
For me, it's digging a hole all the way down.

>>55174175

>>55174175
Anon are you willing to bend on any of these conditions? Because I’m starting to think you’re the reason we haven’t gotten moass. Maybe consider compromising on the steel toed boots?

>>55174200
We WILL be in a much better position. At least everyone that isn't in sub Saharan Africa, but even then they won't have Bill Gates shoving mystery juice needles in their ass before he gives them each an expired MRE, anymore.
>>55174289
I have 300 infinity shares DRS'd (for divvies) give or take and about 50 shares in Fidelity that I plan on selling. Then I have well over 3000 shares in towelnigger stock with a cost basis of about $0.50 because I'm a degenerate gambler.

>>55174353
Composite toe boots will work just fine.

>>55174353
NONNEGOTIABLE. Besides, I believe my terms are quite generous.

>>55174175
https://youtu.be/NaKBBIS_MH4

>>55174658

>>55174175
>I get billions of dollars
NGMI
How much do you think billions of dollars are worth after the inflation caused by MOASS?

>>55174688
>inflation caused by MOASS
holy fucking retard kek

IT IS A TRANSFER OF WEALTH NOT PRINTING OF MONEY HOLY FUCK YOU RETARDED GIBBON

>>55174364
>degenerate gambler
That’s not how you spell “retard” retard

>>55174688
>Ken Griffin has billions of dollars
>Jeff Bezos has billions of dollars
>Bill Gates has billions of dollars
>Many other cunts on this planet have billions of dollars
When I say liquidate the entirety of Wall Street I fucking mean it.

>>55174692
>IT IS A TRANSFER OF WEALTH
Sure, if I get to sell my GME for asset classes in a country with a strong dollar.
>NOT PRINTING OF MONEY HOLY FUCK YOU RETARDED GIBBON
Do you really think the banks won't print to infinity after getting liquidated?
If I sell my GME for $USD it won't be long until the banks inflate it to worthlessness.
The dollar is over. The only move is to never sell.

1 GME = 1 GME

>>55174727
>he thinks Bezos and Gates have a few hundred billion dollars sitting in a bank account somewhere
When we say transfer of wealth, we really mean transfer of those assets (which have value regardless of how much green paper the Fed decides to put ink on). Get that through your thick skull

>55174786
>noooo I'll take the heckin billionaires assets
>don't worry about the banks printing money
>If I inherit a 30 billion dollar building and sell it (to fucking who, other GME owners?) it won't matter if the price of bread is 40 billion in 5 years
>the buildings will totally retain their value and not get demolished like when chinas banking sector collapsed

sneed

I don't give a fuck about your dollar, I don't care about your assets. I am NEVER selling.

>>55174805
>land, property, and IP will be worthless
Every war that has ever been fought, with few exceptions, has been fought over those things or religious differences. We are not the exception, those things will continue to have value regardless of what number the funny money has

enjoy your Venezuelan shithole.

I don't think you grasp the scope of how devastating MOASS will be and the chain of events that will be caused by it. It won't matter how much land you have when the starving come for it.

>>55173962
Truth. Based others-helper anon, may you WAGMI the hardest

>call out compromised mod on SS
>thread gets locked
At least it wasn't half_dick this time kek

>I don't think you grasp the scope of how devastating MOASS will be and the chain of events that will be caused by it
Mad max chaos where the current elites aren’t safe even in their undisclosed bunkers means they’ve lost, end of story. Giving us their assets and wealth gives them at least a chance that we squander it and they take it back, so that’s what they’ll do. Game theory really helps analyze situations like this instead of your panicking which seems to reduce to “let them keep their things goy surely they won’t use it for anything nefarious”
>enjoy your Venezuelan shithole
Maduro experiences no threats to his physical safety on a normal day. Why is that?

This feels like the earnings to end them all, fed reserve meeting the DAY Of our who earnings, bbby staking horse bid june 8th.

Shit's about to really go down in hedgie town. C'mon monday get here faster!

>>55174913
Oh shit, you got a link to that post?

>>55174882
>sell 50 GME for hundreds of million/billions per share and all my BBBY at 15k each
>Keep 300 GME shares DRS'd forever
I win either way. Whether that Peruvian doom & gloom pushing cuck is right or whether the perpetual deflation hype chads are right, I win.

>>55174990
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13zgk8v/badmojo2021_on_twitter/
>https://twitter.com/Badmojo6969/status/1665018087316258818

>>55175002
No matter what happens, I intend on keep most of my DRS shares because I want to be a GME shareholder forever.

>>55175030
Basically this.
Why sell 50 GME for billions of dollars to buy who knows when I could buy what I need with 0.00000001 GME

>>55175015
Yeah, superstonk has been compromised for a while now.

which is fine, nothing stops the HODL. They can place all the bad actors they want, nothing is stopping MOASS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXHKjFKBC0g

>>55175045
Platinum Sparkles is one of the most compromised, how id she get the interview with GG? Ask yourself that

>>55174913
>>55175015
I can confirm the original tweet is real as well.

https://twitter.com/PlatnumSparkles/status/1633568067790749696

>>55175064
I knew to stop trusting superstonk way back with the whole Runic glorly shit. regardless the core DD never changed and DRS is effectively fucking the powers that be.

I can do without having blind faith in a subreddit, lol. i know that we were right the whole time, the rest of the world does too.

WAGMI

>>55175036
The whole reason for all the accumulation I've done was for hedging my own bet with certainty. If I was in your camp, I'd be 100% DRS'd. But I'm 85% DRS'd with 15 left to spend because It's better to be prepared for all scenarios possible. Who says we don't go a few years without the collapse of the dollar? I could use what I sold to buy silver/gold/land/guns/food/meds/etc.. Even if the majority of what I sold in this goes to waste, I'll still have tangible assets to wade through uncertain times.

>>55175127
>Who says we don't go a few years without the collapse of the dollar?
It would be nice if this were the case, and it very well may be, but I think GME flipping the entire stock market and most of the global economy is just a reason to hold on. Think of it this way. Instead of selling your GME to buy guns, food, meds, etc... just wait until GME acquires all the companies that manufacture it.
As for land, it's kind of risky business. I'd love to have a large plot of land, but I will not be buying one while the entire global population is angry at anyone that has it, and I don't think there is enough converted missile silos for every GME holder.

>>55174893
When you put it that way, digging a hole to the other side sounds like an eccentric waste of resources.

Where's my upcoming market crash, I wanna see the market implode as I become a gorillionaire

>>55175205
When the gme flys, the market won't need to crash because it will literally put the powers that be on their head.

We're going to see a reversal of biblical proportions.

>>55175225
Would a market crash echoing 2008 not be the best catalyst for the rocket to finally light? If not I'm not sure I'm following what other potential catalysts there are
earnings or whatever other shareholder specific news is basically irrelevant to me given the power that be have been able to dodge that before time and time again

>>55175205
soon

>>55175274
>Would a market crash echoing 2008 not be the best catalyst for the rocket to finally light?
Nah you got it backwards. GME is the catalyst for the market going to $0

>>55175179
I'm under the train of thought the MOASS is a planned play by good guys/ less bad guys in positions of power who don't want things to fall to shit. I'm believe that things won't get to the point of violent revolution and that we'll either get deflationary events that will save the dollar by paying off the national debt before going back to a gold standard or that we'll have a pretty close 1:1 valuation for US citizens to transfer their USD to whatever new (non CBDC) currency becomes available. I have nothing to back up any of my claims or expectations except schizophrenia, hopium and belief in a loving God, but I've made a plan and I'm sticking to it. I'm buying a self sustainable ranch in Montana ASAP just in case, but if nothing happens, I'll still have an incredible vacation ranch in a spectacular location.

>>55175286
Lookin' good.

>>55175304
Well then what’s gonna make gme finally pop off?

>>55175367
100% drs book.

>>55175386
That’s gonna take forever

I believe GME is what is causing these banks to crash. Wish they would hurry up

>>55175325
>I'm believe that things won't get to the point of violent revolution and that we'll either get deflationary events that will save the dollar by paying off the national debt before going back to a gold standard

>>55175429
We'll see, fren. pray for peace, prepare for (staying out of) war.

It DRS numbers are flat, what do we do?

>>55175425
Wow how did they ever think they could win with you making such incredible observations?

>>55175551
Same thing we always do, move the goalposts with new cope.

>>55175551
Do nothing, same as always. Normally I'd get mad about nothing happening yet or things being gay but I just don't have it in me anymore. I'm just gonna keep holding and buying more occasionally and praying God sees fit to brutally murder everyone responsible for the state of the market being completely corrupt and criminal as would be fitting for their sins before an eternity in hell.

>>55175551

>>55175179
In terms of land I just want to make sure my whole family is free of mortgages and buy a family property off an old boomer relative before they sell it. I have no illusions of being some sort of feudal lord.

>>55175743
How many shares you got to do that?

>>55175551
>we

>>55175766
0.000000000001 per 100 acre

>>55175674
>very based advice in a kids' show

https://youtu.be/wBVGeZSxBOs?t=29

>>55175766
1600+.

>>55175911
>>55175911
>>55175911
Threaded.

>>55172440
WAGMI.

> it’s happening

>>55176620
J want to believe it’s the squeeze and not some gay globohomo agenda