/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm down 80% on BOIL

This has to stop soon.

I just bought SQQQ

>>55168986
Prepare your anus

>>55168959
You can get it back, I'm up 250% on IWM calls. That's like 70% the way there.

>>55168929
>>55168868
Someone please answer. I have 10k read to dump into a good play.

>>55168994
Absolute degenerate

>>55168896
Your short position should be long term. Playing short term is how you can get your account blown up.

Okay I get it. I finally understand.
The doomer /pol/ chud bears always lose
and Biden is my president.
But uh, a roaring economy like this you know...
It can surely afford $110 per barrel oil right? I mean come on. American exceptionalism isn't that flimsey. Everyone has jobs if they really want a job. Bank failures are bullish since they just get absorbed by bigger banks with the help of the fed. We aren't defaulting. The dollar btfo all the other currencies. We are on top of the world. We can afford energy to get just a little bit more expensive.

>>55169010
Yikes. The top signal is in.

>>55168998
Do you think GameStop made a profit this quarter? The earnings is June 7th.

>>55169007
Look 90% of problem gamblers give up right before they're about to hit it big. You just cant give up and you'll make it.

>>55169010
Only chuds and anti-semites produce oil though

>>55169021
I honestly expect a profitable quarter, yes.

>>55169010
Regional bank are an affront because they promote competition. Competition is the enemy to exploitive monoplists and must be destroyed at all costs

>>55169034
shut up

>>55169036
it seems monopolization and centralization are winning currently. will there be a trend reversal someday?

MRO and BOIL will moon next month.

Here's what happens when a butterfly expires on hood.
>butterflies have defined risk wtf

>7:00 PM ET
>President Biden Addresses the Nation on Averting Default and the Bipartisan Budget Agreement

Don’t believe (((their))) lies

>>55168929
Anons if I make enough money will I be able to live until 200 yrs old?

Also how the fuck are there still GME generals going on???

>>55169094
based Biden saving the country again

Anybody else holding extremely heavy bags, yet still holding

>>55169034
Post your address so I can kill you.

>>55169111
Yeah. I decided if I sell the money will just sit in a (((bank))) account, I dont need it right now, etc so might as well just go long long.

>>55169128
What are you even holding?

>>55169135
TSLA

>>55169128
Move money to bonk for 2.45
>meanwhile real inflation 15%

>>55169010
I don't see why he tried so hard to suppress oil like gas prices wasn't 4-5 dollars a gallon for the entire obongo presidency

>>55168436
>>55168481
Anon, it sounds like you've been at you're job for a long time, why not just take some of that vidya playing time to learn DNS and anything else. So when you do get pulled into a call like this, YOU can be the one sitting around waiting for them to figure it out. Since you already know the answer or what you need to deduce away to have an answer.
>t work in IT myself.

>>55168959
You might have to hold until Aug/Sept when there is another mania around filling storage if winter is colder than last.
>>55168981
Anon, chart these 3 over the past 80 years:
>Fed Feds Rate
>SPX
>Unemployment

Ask yourself. What happens to SPX when Fed Funds Rate and Unemployment reinvert themselves?

>>55169111
22% on sqqq
27% on soxs
32% on nvds

Not at all taking a loss as these will all collapse in the coming months.

>>55169145
Yeah, government inflation numbers are total bullshit and most people cant comprehend that.

>>55169103
He is based this time. Republicans were about to screw me over big if this deal didn’t go through.

>>55169111
heavy isn't the right word since I have severely averaged down, but I am about to have some $70 OXY shares become long term capital losses instead of short term ones.

>>55169101
Anon there is still an active BBBY general. Their bags are so heavy it's fundamentally broken their minds. Imagine being underwater on your shares by 99% and thinking Cohen is going to save your shares.

>>55169174
>Republicans were about to screw me over big if this deal didn’t go through.
Ah yes,its republicans fault the US sold half its oil reserves in three years too right?

>>55169087
premium $37, max loss $37, hood says 75k

>>55169194
lmao those people are actual retards

Biden didn't win the 2020 election and it will be exposed.

>>55169174
why would Republicans stop it? you seriously think the govt wouldn't vote itself more money?

amor fati i guess

>>55169227

>>55169194
>BBBY
Holy shit I totally forgot about that. I didn't think it was possible to be sadder than the GME generals but clearly I was wrong.

>>55169227
Ssshhh, our gay ass mods will ban you for speaking ill of our commander of dementia in chief

>>55169194
>>55169101
>Imagine being underwater on your shares by 99%
only BBBY bag holders are down that much. from what I gather the GME bag holder average is only $45 and the price has been climbing steadily for several weeks and is about to hit $25 again. There obviously bullish patterns detectable. I think it has bottomed out and I'm tempted to buy back in especially if the earnings report says the company is profitable again.

>>55169260
>GME bags will outlive us all

>>55169260
How much profit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QquEQtdeU


URANIUM
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>>55169087
RIP bro. Can I have your shares?

>>55169272
assuming i buy in now and it keeps climbing i'd say I could make a decent buck. Also the chart in your pic rel is not up to date. As I said it's been on the up for a while now. Seems like an easy options play. I'm not sure though. Too risky maybe.

Thoughts on PayPal (PYPL)?

>SPY IV percentile at 0%
Credit spread bros did we get too cocky?

>>55169154
Good read anon. Thanks for sharing your IT hell story. I'm currently training to be a code monkey but this shit scares me because I would be one of the grunts (if they even hire non-pajeets anymore). Fuck. I need a good play to retire early.

>>55169402
Return to normal. A nuclear power plant could explode and markets would do nothing

buy CURE

im almost out of the red!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the power of ai dashcams

>>55169489
>he's been bagholding a Canadian penistock for over a year

>>55169468
basado

>>55169501
"over a year" is understating it

>>55169518
been there

The relief rally is over lumber baggies
the dumping continues on Monday

quick question
is it a bad idea to buy pizza in the morning

>>55169661
quick answer
no

LGBT owes me sex.

>reddit IPO in second half this year coming up
You guys are going to buy shares of reddit aren't you? Its like buying twitter in 2010 EZ money.

>>55169727
I will short it out of spite

>>55169727
What exactly is reddit planning to do with all that IPO money? Like why is it going public in the first place? It already functions as intended.

>>55169661
no it s ok https://food52.com/recipes/12096-nutella-pizza

>>55169765
exit scam to leave the public bag holding a worthless karma farm?

lol
BofA analysts clearly post here to dab on bears
>BofA deez nuts

>>55169797
Vruh

>>55169797
For how long is this "extreme market bearishness" narrative going to continue? Until new all time highs or even after that?

>>55169727
>Only way maming money is ads, even META would struggle with that hence why they sell user information
>Most "Employees" all do moderation for free
>Resonsible for GME short squeeze
No way that shit doesn't get fucking heemed

>>55169812
until Peter Lynch's quote about money being lost in anticipation of corrections is proven right 5 times over

>>55169764
Would you buy shares of 4chan if it had an IPO? Assuming IPO offering at 14.88 a share of course.

>>55169842
>until Peter Lynch's quote about money being lost in anticipation of corrections is proven right 5 times over
Honestly bulls are getting a little cocky here. A correction is due

>>55169866
I would demand physical paper shares and donate 1 each to as many left wing causes I could think of. Probably some to autism awareness too

>>55169280
Yeah I am thinking it's our turn

>>55169866
>Assuming IPO offering at 14.88 a share of course
obviously

I have heavy SQQQ bags and im not sure what to do. Im mostly cash. I guess hope for a serious dump, exit whenever I can, and buy VOO

>>55169918
>bear capitulation
we're close to the top

>>55169294
Unfortunately I won't receive them.

>>55169842
In a bear market you just play both sides and lean towards the short side. It's that easy.

My gookfu and I can't stop singing and dancing to this new Kylie https://youtu.be/p6Cnazi_Fi0

>>55169797
I'm so fucked

>>55169937
>playing both sides
That sounds like some tranny faggot shit.

>>55169727
Reddit's user base is completely worthless. Not to mention outside of wall street bets the entire user base is nothing but a bunch of anti-work Marxist trannies who have no money or purchasing power. At the first thing of commercialization they'll start screeching that their website is being ruined. I'm going to short it the second options trading is available.

>>55169710
>Shorting your immune system for gay sex gains

>>55169984
Easy Baggie, it is pride month. Have some respect.

>>55169727
I think remember reading somewhere that out of all forms of social media/forums reddit makes the least money possible per user.

>>55169984
Bow to the eternal crab. Similar to what your gookfu gave you.

>>55169937
Sorry, enjoy pride month

just IMAGINE being a bear lmao, fucking retards

cant describe how satisfying it is to watch them eat shit

>>55169518
>leaves
is that actually what fucking canadian dollars are called?

>>55169727
>>55169822
>>55169765
its going to trade like TWTR when it was public and SNAP
hot garbage
i dont think i or anyone else would buy an unprofitable IPO in this environment

>>55169866
hell yeah. 4chan the stock would be new tesla.

>>55170039
Its going to be funny when tech and energy pumps all summer while bobo reposts the same 2008 charts to prove we're all wrong for making money

>>55169984
Aren't you hanging an Asian ladyboy or what's the deal of the pictures posted with you and this Asian dude?

>>55170119
Meant to say banging, fucking autocorrect.

>>55169154
>22% on sqqq
>27% on soxs
>32% on nvds
>
>Not at all taking a loss as these will all collapse in the coming months.

>>55170039
I can and it's too fucking funny. I've been LMOAing at faggot bears for the last two weeks.

>>55170007
Speaking of which
>Two new cases of mpox (formerly known as monkeyp*x) have been detected in New Jersey — the first infections since February, the state Department of Health said Friday in a statement.

>“Mpox vaccines are free and remain available in New Jersey,” Health Commissioner Judith Persichilli said in the statement. “Vaccination is the best tool to prevent the spread of mpox, and the Department encourages anyone who is at risk for mpox and hasn’t received the two-dose vaccine yet to get it or catch up with their second dose.
https://www.nj.com/healthfit/2023/06/2-new-cases-of-mpox-detected-in-nj.html

>>55170178
Dangerously based.

>>55170048
no dumbass they're called loonies

>>55170039
Dangerously based. I'm not even praying for their poor souls anymore.

>>55169087
you break exactly even?

>>55170210
T. Rocker

>>55170283
>Fags all get 2 or 3 smallpox vaccines in order to attend their orgies
>Real smallpox leaks
>No vaccines left
>Only fags are immune

I am trying to learn more about astrology. What systems matter? I am disregarding modern astrology and either following hebrew or babylonian concepts.
Which houses and planets are negative?

>>55170294
I thought the vaccine doesn't even work that well

I bought a house. I have $48k/y to invest each year. All of this will go to the house to pay it off in 7 years. I will miss out on the golden bull run.

>>55170294
https://www.wionews.com/photos/ [monkpox] -simulation-was-conducted-last-year-with-bizarre-results-481793/#arnican-terrorist-group-481782

>>55170344
After a couple doses it's aight. Especially if they're recent.

So if it becomes an annual-ish Pride month thing and the disease it was actually designed for leaks, well, let's just say Bud Light drinkers like Rocker will be sleeping easy.

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, it's time to take a ride,
To the world of bears, where dreams collide.
I'm a bullish trader, feeling so fly,
While these bears in their caves, they just cry.

Delta, Gamma, Vega, Theta, and Rho,
Options Greeks I know, I make 'em flow.
But let's talk about Bobo, the bearish clown,
With his pessimistic attitude, always down.

(Chorus)
Bobo, oh Bobo, you think you're so smart,
But your bearish plays won't tear us apart.
I'm soaring high, while you're stuck in the red,
Your options strategy's messed up in the head.

(Verse 2)
Vomma, Charm, Color, Speed, and Ultima,
I use 'em all, while you're just a rumor.
Vanna, Vera, Veta, and Zomma too,
I'm a options maestro, and you're feeling blue.

Bobo, you think you're tough with your bearish stance,
But my bullish mindset, it's pure finance.
I'm making money, while you're counting sheep,
Your portfolio's weak, mine's growing deep.

(Chorus)
Bobo, oh Bobo, you think you're so smart,
But your bearish plays won't tear us apart.
I'm soaring high, while you're stuck in the red,
Your options strategy's messed up in the head.

(Verse 3)
Bobo, you're a relic, stuck in the past,
While I'm adapting, making profits that last.
You're scared of the market, but I thrive in the storm,
My bullish trades, they perform and perform.

So listen up, bears, and take a good note,
I'm the king of the jungle, you're just a goat.
I'll keep rising high, making gains that won't stop,
While Bobo's left behind, in the bearish flop.

(Chorus)
Bobo, oh Bobo, you think you're so smart,
But your bearish plays won't tear us apart.
I'm soaring high, while you're stuck in the red,
Your options strategy's messed up in the head.

(Outro)
So to all the bears out there, take a step back,
Don't mess with the bulls, 'cause we're always on track.
I'm a bullish trader, taking leaps and bounds,
While Bobo's left behind, in his bearish grounds.

>>55170363
I still can't believe there was that one dude that was like "hey, what if we insert the deadlier version's genes into the current version?" SIGA protect us.

>>55170350
K, keep me posted.

>>55170403
I have $15k separate from that going to my Roth 401k. Is that good enough?

>>55170403
>t. Mitch

>>55169227
Back to /pol/, chudlet. Biden is the greatest president in US history and just delivered the soft landing. Inflation MoM is literally under 2% annualized and rate hikes are done.

I'm bullish but so many things are technically overbought on longer term charts. Can they really go higher? Does RSI just not matter?

Sigh July coming round the bend. Salary hike,etc on tap. Bought a little 22 revolver as a treat to celebrate my good luck. Already got a gun for self defense but this is just for fucking round if I feel like it. Nice thing about this state; no carry permit required. No waiting period either.

>>55169111
I sold half my Tesla for profit at $215 today. Kept $10k in it at a lower cost basis because I still think they’ll be a 2T company. What’s your average on it?

>>55170545
how do you sell half a car?

>>55170549
Cut it in half, chud!

>>55170294
>small pox leaks


Lmao, it came from the vaccine, chud!

>>55169954
That sounds like some tranny faggot shit.

>>55170574
Not how that works but, shit, look up the times people have found mystery vials sitting around in CDC storage rooms and shit. We're lucky we've not all caught super Marburg or something.

>>55170494
I bought DE at $149. There are bargains if you shop around.

>>55170591
Or how many labs we have in volatile countries that we just happen to involve ourselves in.

>>55170605
When? 3 or 5 years ago? Where are the bargains now? The only stocks that are down are in failing companies/industries that aren’t coming back. I almost bought AAP the other day, but when I gave it thought, I realized it’s going down for a reason. Zoomers can’t turn a wrench to save their life and winners all drive batteries now. The shit is below the 2020 crash.

>had 1.5mil in Nov 21
>have 900k now
I could have sold bitcoin and buy WEAT. I didn't even have stop loss, I kept riding on pure hopium. I keep thinking about this every single day.

Fuck I forgot to buy dessert at KR again, and now I'm sad after dinner... I need to learn how to spend my gains better to make living more tolerable

Innovation bros it's been so long, is it finally time?

>>55170655
no, just a few days ago and today it went to 171
if you're not watching DE every single day then
NGMI
G
M
I

>>55170771
Anon, you still have saved up 12 years of my wagie labor before taxes shut the fuck up

>>55170796
>only 12 years

>>55170771
You learned a 600k lesson. Always have an exit strategy and when things look fucky, get out. You can always get back in later

>>55170777
Checked KR chad. I sold today.

>>55170777
Maybe write out a grocery list? You can use your phone if you don't want the hassle of pen and paper.

>>55170777
checked, bought a nice mattress and chair with my gains for once instead of reinvesting

>>55170388
I reverse image searched this picture and WTF am I looking at now!?!?

>>55170788
ded etf

>>55170818
goddamn busting my ass trying to trade my way to the +25% I need to finally have a half mill and be roughly 70% of the way to 7 figures accounting for compounding (I did the math in excel shut up) and this prick is acting better than me because he rode the bitcoin escalator and is depressed he forgot to get off. Fuck you. Helium exit yourself into these nuts.

>>55170851
I do make lists, but I don't write sweets down because that would be basically be putting it in writing that I've given up on life and am surrendering to hedonistic pleasures. If I just stick to making impulse purchases, I can at least maintain the delusion that my life might amount to something.

>>55170859
pure sexxx

>>55170039
Top signal screencap this

>>55170874
There's a few webms that are true top signals. I've restrained myself from posting them

>>55170868
Anon, I am recommending you for psychotherapy.

>>55170868
I have a smartwatch so I just yell at it when I want to add stuff to the grocery list. List is shared with the wife since she actually does the shopping. I'd do it but I'm too busy with vidya and shitposting and watching the theta decay into the void on my options plays

>>55170882
Thanks, I'm already in therapy, thanks

>>55170789
Can you enlighten me? I thought you were talking about the lawnmower company.

>>55170868
do you ever impulse purchase girls?

>>55170777
Wasted. And you said this yesterday.

>>55170889
Did you know that your smartwatch is listening to you masturbate to racial slurs and sending the recordings to Tim AAPL?
>>55170901
No I don't talk to girls
>>55170901
Sorry. I forgot again though, and I'm sad again

>>55170889
>I'd do it but I'm too busy with vidya and shitposting and watching the theta decay into the void on my options plays
how do you manage to keep her engaged with this kind of routine

>>55170892
OK, then I'm going to give you instructions for a 1200 calorie a day, high protein diet. I want you to prove to me and yourself that you can lose tirty pound in one munt.

>>55170911
Now that’s a good smug face. That’s the face of a winner.

>>55170911
I've lost 20 lbs since March...

>>55170917
Watch a few episodes of My 600 Pound Life. The wins are...not frequent.

>>55170895
they do make lawnmowers, even have some electric zero turns now. they are the TSLA of agriculture working towards fully automated AI bot farming and among the most underappreciated long term holds for what they mean to the future. i've watched their stock daily since last summer when i picked it for my son to buy. always add to it on dips.

>>55170924
Semaglutide (Brands name WeGovy or Ozempic, manufactured by Novo Nordisk, ticker NVO) is cheating. Starves you and you lose too much lean muscle mass. Are you cheating or losing weight naturally?

>>55170934
>DE is still the 11th largest holding in Cathie's space ETF

>>55170937
I've been running a lot, 15-20 miles per week

>>55170947
too bad it's so low in her ranking

Kill lardasses
Buy VEGI

>>55170907
>how do you manage to keep her engaged with this kind of routine
Sorry for the editing. You know how it is

any thoughts on the refunding the treasury general account (hereafter referred to as TGA) fud? if you haven't heard it goes that they are gonna issue a ton of bonds next week which will soak up the available liquidity and they are gonna have to sell assets to do it. i'll be the first to say it, obviously it's not true, but all the usual suspects are saying it so it's going to be the reason cited for whatever assets get plowed under going forward. so that being said, what do you think is in the crosshairs? personally think they're gonna go after crypto, kill the shitcoins once and for all. big cap tech has a lot froth in it, plenty of places to readjust valuations, and the semiconductor etf has taken off which everyone seems to hate, the public would love to see nvidia go down or to bully intel one last time to make themselves feel smart.
thinking they use the chaos as cover as they moon some really undervalued sectors, possibly materials, possibly banks, possibly industrials. not gonna lie i'm worried, i've been doing very well in the market and want things to continue but the designated market psychics keep saying bad things are coming and they are getting louder by the day.
personally feel that the market just got a lot more complicated and the sectors that worked today are not things i really want to own, so i'm going to be allocating to VTI going forward unless i see some real shakeouts in assets that interest me.

I should always bet more.

>>55170947
>tractors in space
>semiconductors aren't innovative or disruptive enough

>>55170984
Your action influences the outcome
Your bet would have modified the outcome in unpredictable ways so take the win

>>55170984
Like the other anon alludes to, the Bogs allow your small win to btfo bigger fish. As soon as you size up the tables will turn

>>55170982
>VTI rather than VOO

>>55171010
Yeah probably.

>>55171001
Is that fucking Tito Ortiz

>>55171031
Yeah apparently.

>>55171025
I was at McDonald's the other day and an old Charger painted up to look like the General Lee came through the drive through while I was sitting inside. Looked completely authentic. Fuckin beautiful car. Had the number on the side, flag on top and all. I want one

>>55170926
I already watch 90 day fiance and the spin-offs I don’t know if I should give into the 600 pound pill..

>sell in may go away
but when do you come back?

>>55171055
June

>>55171052
i saw them a pretty good bit back in the 80s. there was a car lot next town over that had one for sale for a while. i had picrel when i was in elementary school.

Bears, is there any hope for your thesis? BofA is mocking you

>>55171068
what's bofa?

>>55171071
bank of america, silly.

>>55171059
oh am I ready to buy some bags

I bought $16k of QQQ, 16k of SPY, and 16k of DIA today. Sorry bros. This is the top. I have doomed you all

>>55171028
Damn these guys actually had a good sense of humor about themselves. Shame they are gone or perhaps that's what they want us to think...

>>55171097
You have a lot of monies

I will vote for Biden if he can pump the market to record highs by election time. I'm a one issue voter.

>>55171177
Stock market dumps just before the election. So it will be a good time to buy just like before the previous election.

>>55171177
*Schumer and pelosi

>>55171191
>pelosi
US stock market would become a literal Ponzi scheme just so her husband could always win gambling with leaps.

>>55171198
The fact of the matter is Biden isn't running anything outside of the white house ice cream parlor. If the US government continues on the path this admin is following the US will collapse in no time. MIT has predicted society collapses by 2040. So if there isn't drastic changes on spending this is all for nothing.

>>55171068
Well there's this. But personally I think the most terrifying thesis is a simple one: why is the Fed pausing?

I mean, all their core ex-services blah blah inflation metrics are still too high. We just created over 300k jobs. Jobless claims are practically nil. They say they think they're barely at the restrictive side of neutral. They're well aware of a Burns-ian stop-and-go approach to hikes.

Yet out of nowhere they suddenly have multiple governors talk about a pause? It's not like debt ceiling/TGA refill dynamics changed since the week before. So what did?

One day I'll be in on the know of one of these biopharma companies. They always giga pump.

>>55171211
You're equating the welfare of the people to the economy, which is a false equivalence. The economy and market depends on companies making record profits, which is easier to do when the majority of citizens in the country are poor and easier to exploit for labor.

>>55171213
They are pausing because (You) and all bobos are loser pieces of shit who deserve to be broke. Enjoy S&P 5000 before EOY, faggot.

this euphoria wont last i loaded up some sqqq calls for cheap, they were up momentarily at open. vix is flatlining/dumping and tech/semis pumped vertical and gapped multi times. NQ starting to look like a double top on the weekly with declining volume. does not look comfy at all.
jpow gonna heem this market in 2 weeks

>>55171224
Pausing is a harbinger of doom.

>>55171213
>earnings growth is the fundamental driver of equity prices
lol. lmao even. here's my take: if they are getting enough goodies from chinese factories they will ramp the asset prices and get everything started again. if they don't have enough new air fryers to go around though we go down, if there's more and darker chapters to the brewing cold war with china, we're going way, way down.

>>55171223
The United States can only survive if the populace is consooming. When people are broke, they don't consoom. I wouldn't call it a "false equivalency"

>>55171251
China does have a 20% youth unemployment rate and a need for stimulus...

>>55171252
not really, with the recent child labor laws passed (and more to come) even a starving American who doesn't buy anything other than food can produce large amounts of value through mining and manufacturing, just like china.

>>55171272
Whoa, what child labor laws just passed?

>>55171281
>Already in 2023, eight bills to weaken child labor protections have been introduced in six Midwestern states (Iowa, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, Ohio, and South Dakota) and in Arkansas, where a bill repealing restrictions on work for 14- and 15-year-olds has now been signed into law.

WHERE'S THE TOP ON /NQ? 15000, 18000, 20000?
Surely this is the last violent pump before the dipperino?

>>55171287
Fucking kek, there will be children wagies.

i dont think we've seen enough of this yet and really expected more

You all fail to realize all the numbers are cooked digits on computer screens, earnings growth in 2023 exist only as byproduct of the most perverse financial engineering, the economy is grotesque circus, a complete fraud, your money, a pantomime of value, fundamentally worthless, consumer spending is built on an ever larger growing pile of high interest credit cards, the vast majority is ignorant of these facts and less would care even if they knew. Yet..
>this is bullish

>>55171218
The only shilled company here I bought was ONTX a few years ago and made decent money.

>>55171322
>>55171218
You guys don't remember Israeli KTOV in 2020?

One day one day soon I will see a vagina for the first time

>>55171247
Past performance isn't indicative of anything. We have Biden this time, who has proven himself to be the greatest economic leader in US history. We had a very mild recession last year and the soft landing has been achieved.

>>55171342
vaginas are worthless

>>55171332
>>55171322
No, I don't remember either. I'm checking out the long list and honestly they look like shitcoins to just gamble on (lol NAVB). You'd really need the inside track

>>55171347
>Past performance isn't indicative of anything. We have Biden this time, who has proven himself to be the greatest economic leader in US history. We had a very mild recession last year and the soft landing has been achieved.

>>55171347
The yield curve predicted the cough. It's predicting an alien invasion now.

>>55171306
>Surely this is the last violent pump before the dipperino?
I suppose so. Yield curve doesn't lie. Or it only lied once in the market's history anyway. All the other times it told the truth. And the truth is things will get bad at some point.

>>55171387
>predicting
That implies it hasn't already started.

>>55171380
>>55171387
You bobos will continue losing money.

>>55171420

>>55171424
>bobo
I've been swing trading thing since last year for profit each time. I haven't shorted a single thing this year.

>>55171387
>cuts off right before 1970 which is the most identical time period to this inflationary one
KEK BOBOS
STOP FUCKING LYING YOU DISINGENUOUS JEWS

>>55171420
Imagine that was a real UFO and the first time aliens saw fit to make a visit. The military just shot that cocksucker out of the sky and said 'yeah we don't know what that was lmao'.

>>55171404
sexo

>>55171434
I'm long certain things and I haven't shorted this year. I try to trade instead of baghold and cope.

Is spy just going to keep on climbing? I want to invest a bit but i constantly feel like it will crash down a bit because tech over hype and rate hikes.

>>55171444
Hell yeah, this is our planet.

>>55169021
If a stock named $AI for a company that doesn’t make or do anything can pump as hard as it did last week, then yea, a company adjacent to the tech industry could certainly pump on good earnings.

>>55171472
You are like the fifth person in the last two threads to ask that question, which is very unusual I can assure you.

So consider what that means for the market - that it's shot up rapidly and now everyone with cash on the sidelines is wondering if they should buy in today.

>>55171472
>>55171491
>clueless people are now suddenly interested in stocks because they heard on the news they are going up

I was going to hold over the weekend but I’m glad I sold.

>>55171488
>AI

>>55171488
>>55171523
Hey ChatGPT, generate a Wiki page for a scam AI company:
>C3.ai was founded in 2009 by Thomas Siebel as "C3".[1] Originally the "C" in the company's name was a reference to "carbon" and the "3" was a reference to "measure, mitigate and monetize" because the company's original goal was to help manage corporate carbon footprints.[2] For some time in 2016 the company was named C3IoT and before that was briefly named C3 Energy.[3][1] The company went public in 2020.[1]

>>55171529
That's pretty funny.

>>55171541
Ethan Allen (ETD) used to be, you guessed it, ETH. Yes, the price action matched Ethereum at times.

>>55171541
As a canadian I've definitely nearly bought the right ticker on the wrong exchange. For example CCO is cameco on tsx, but it's CCJ on NYSE. So if i entered CCO on NYSE it would give me
Clear Channel Outdoor Holdings Inc
NYSE: CCO

>>55171541
I remember that happening with ZOOM. It also happened on one ticker during the 2017 canadian marijuana bubble but I don't recall exactly which one.

>>55171472
twenty years from now, spy will be higher than it is now. unless it isn't, in which case it will be much higher two years after that. people feel we are overdo for a crash. however, statistically, "time in the market" beats "timing the market". spy isnt a great investment though, not very diversified, obviously, so supplement with mid/low caps.
as for next week or month, nobody knows man, if they did know for sure they'd exploit the knowledge to be rich and sure as shit wouldn't tell any of us about it. hell they'd be liable to lie about it, tell us the opposite, and get money from us that way.

>>55171619
>statistically, "time in the market" beats "timing the market"
Statistically the average IQ is 100. Does that imply every person's IQ is 100?

I've considered streaming my nightly slots play on draftkings. They are high energy. Just out of curiosity, would anyone be interested in watching me lose money in real time?

America is becoming like China just faking all data to make their commie leader look good

>>55171667
and that's a bad thing because...?

>>55171678
Because they were supposed to be leader of the free world, not some tin pot socialist dictatorship. I used to look up to you guys

>>55171678
Because eventually the truth catches up with you.

>>55171666
Jonathan Rorkler, please start making better life decisions.

>>55171684
the USA were founded by freemasonic british bourgeois tax evaders whose only goal was to make mercantilism and bureaucracy the basis of society, after they did it with the british revolutions, and like they would do it with the french, german, russian revolutions.

>>55171703
I don’t believe that, some of the founding fathers were good men

>>55171529
this stuff already happened a decade ago with twitter i think

>>55171321
That sounds extremely bullish until everyone realizes it's fake like 08

>>55171684
>the free world
Umm, FACT CHECK, chud: freedom is dangerous to our democracy. We call ourselves "The Rules Based Order™" now.

>>55171691
I'm up almost $700 on the slots tonight. Not a bad decision.

>>55171502
So are you buying?

>>55171736
NOW STOP! JUST FUCKING TAKE THE WIN AND STOP

>>55171736
But what are your total lifetime earnings? I am deebly goncerned.

>>55171646
Not statistically, it's the literally definition

Bulls Rock

John Stankey is a disgrace. He's got this AT&T, it's more like POOP and PEE because the service is so shitty you can barely even stand it. Very, very bad. There's nothing "A" about it, more like F! I knew a guy, he invested in T. Now he's broke. His money is gone, totally gone. It's a very sad thing. Probably the saddest thing I've ever seen.

With the AI boom how do I invest in a company that creates the next generation of sex dolls.

>>55171741
No.
>>55171750
Couldn't tell you but it's pretty close to being even steven.

Alright you /smg/ night life party rockers! It's time for Johnny fathand's song of the night! This song is for all the gamblers out there. No safevirgins allowed. That means this song is for you Baggot. One of my oldest /smg/ friends. Sure he's a dirty baggy nigger, but he's MY dirty baggie nigger.

https://youtu.be/jmtRHsriJTQ
https://youtu.be/jmtRHsriJTQ
https://youtu.be/jmtRHsriJTQ

>>55171602
i bought WEED stock because it was what showed up when i googled weed stock

>>55171646
>I'm going to beat a thousand corporations whose only fucking job it is to perform illegal insider trades using my extremely high IQ!
uhhuh, sure you are buddy. get back to me when you reach one of the following conclusions to your quest:
A. you end up with all the money
B. they end up with all your money

>>55170016
>>55170006
>>55169727
yeah, picture was back in 2019

the news yesterday was :
Fidelity, the lead investor in Reddit's most recent funding round in 2021, has slashed the estimated worth of its equity stake in the popular social media platform by 41% since the investment. From a report:
Fidelity Blue Chip Growth Fund's stake in Reddit was valued at $16.6 million as of April 28, according to the fund's monthly disclosure released over the weekend. That's down 41.1% cumulatively since August 2021 when the asset manager spent $28.2 million to acquire the Reddit shares, according to disclosures the firm has made in its annual and semi-annual reports. Reddit was valued at $10 billion when the social media giant attracted funds in August 2021.

How do I profit from commies and chinese saboteurs setting all of north America on fire while the FBI watches and does nothing?

>>55171831
calls on blackrock

>>55169149
He needs to empty the SPR and sell oil to his Chinese buddies to ensure America's destruction

>>55171831
Tiktok

CHYNA

>>55170788
Cathie has decided it's time to sell NVDA

>>55169280
Any stocks in specific? or just ETF's

>>55172208
Historically this means it's time to long with leverage. She's the best inverse indicator there is. Legends say even more consistent than Cramer.

>>55172234
Okay. The new conservative portfolio is 150% NVDA.

>>55172234
>it's time
she sold in January, the time was then. This dumb bitch will probably start buying at $400 and say "NVDA to $4,000 by 2027!!!"

>>55172293
I see she still has some in ARKQ (which has an average trading volume of 89,000/day lmao), https://cathiesark.com/arkq-holdings-of-nvda

>>55172234
ya she's an awful trader... data is from today btw.

The debt bubble is the biggest bubble in history period the end

>>55172465
>only 3 out of 28 positions are in the green
lmao

>The debt bubble is the biggest bubble in history period the end

what do bears have to look forward to this month? only fomc?

>>55170655
>Where are the bargains now?
MMM WBA VZ, you think they will be around in 20 years?
probably, just buy at generational lows unless you think they will somehow disapear
or you could buy NVDIA at 1 trillion market cap for a company that has a few billion in revenue

>>55171541
FORD and Ford?
are stock tickers case sensitive

>>55170591
>not how that works
Oh, you know how it works? You some sort of immunologist? You dont know shit. Stop believing what the satanic pedophile elite (who fucking hate you) tell you to believe.

>>55172548
Ford Motor Company's ticker is F, ticker FORD is some other company.

Now that all Bobos are basically dead let's confess:

Did you hold your stonks through the entire 2022 and 1st half of 2023 until profit? Or did you sell at the bottom?

>>55172787
Sold every bottom bought every top.

TRAIN SERS

Sigh. Been trying to thread the needle so to speak. Investing (aka divvy bagging) enough to where I'll have nice respectable shat pot of "play money" coming at me a month. Yet also tossing money into my emergency fund and keeping my debt level from spiraling outta hand. (and shrunk down). I don't expect to get say $6000 a month in divvy. Fuck no, frankly I'm outta time to achieve that (I'm 40), but with things as they are I can reasonably still get a nice haul coming at me to enjoy later.

What is the yield curve pricing in?

0xecaf27eb08bfc4f5b2b8dc6b027d81ccd0d4314d

HUGO

>>55169727
why? what possible growth is there?

I was heemed on my 3 day janny forced vacation. The full moon got me again.

>>55171001
whats it like taking 9gs? looks like fucking hell

>>55169128
how convenient it is to trust my ass to the banks, I'm literally 23 years old and I've never set foot on those things, my brother takes care of the bills for me, I just have KEK bags and I feel like a fucking kid

I have a feeling life is trying to test me to ruin me.

>>55171247
What/who is FEDFUNDS FRED?

>>55171068
Line just went up
So now it goes down

>>55171480
Based, can't let the fuckers get a foot in the door.

>>55172787
i didnt sell
but then again i didnt buy (except treasuries and oil stocks)

>>55171424
You said that last month too, then I walked away with an 87% profit
Im up over 400% this year, please keep being wrong.

>>55173231
Enemy unknown was based. C++ revamp was also heckin based

>>55173221
uhh probably the fed funds rate as reported by the FRED database??

Are you ready for today frens ?

>>55168929
I opened shorts on Friday. How bad was this idea?

>>55173231
I liked xcom but hate xcom 2. Not sure why

>>55173258
>just realized it's saturday

fugg

good morning lads
right this way to the new thread (checkem btw)

>>55173300
>>55173300
>>55173300

>>55173304
Well

>thread deleted

>>55173304
>>55174385

>>55174423
>>55174423
>>55174423
>>55174423
new thread

>>55174447
kek the jannie is working overtime this weekend. Hope that time and a half is helping they/them get by

Deleting

>>55171068
>BofA is mocking you
thats my thesis

>futures

no more /SMG threads?

New bread?
No. Give me the stale bread from last night.

>>55174479

why isn't there a daily /smg/ sticky anyway?
a new one gets made every day at midnight est.

>>55174476
janny got up early from his west coast studio apartment

>>55174703
>his

>>55173288
EU was a cleaner experience, but gameplay I gotta give it to 2. I wish it'd done better commercially so we'd have gotten a Terror from The Deep version.

>>55174619
Stickys automatically delete posts at 1000, so you won't be able to look back and trade off of yesterday's news.

>>55175754
Oh...
nvm then.

>>55173274
probably dumb, brandon just wrote his name on a piece of paper that lets congress spend money again so expect a knee jerk pump bc why not