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>> No.55163182

*poops diaper* yeah as i was saying *sniff* mmm that smells good yeah anyway... im selling

>> No.55163188
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>> No.55163189

Some of you guys are alright, don’t come to smg tomorrow.

>> No.55163192
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looks like the perfect opportunity to buy back in has presented itself.

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niggers

>> No.55163198
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BOBO's and MUMU's respectively.

>> No.55163205

>>55163171
What stocks are (you) watching today anons?

>> No.55163209
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SPX open

>> No.55163210
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I shorted the dow yesteday afternoon i'm gonna get HEEMED

>> No.55163211

>>55163205
AAPL and NVDA, they are pretty much the entire NDX right now

>> No.55163214

>>55163209
short SQQQ
long UCO

>> No.55163218
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55163218

>tfw should have bought back in yesterday

>> No.55163221
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55163221

YOU PUSH IT

>> No.55163223
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

>> No.55163222

>>55163205
URANIUM miners

>> No.55163229

wow SPY finally over 420. we really are in a bullmarket again. recession is over.

>> No.55163234

Sell NVDA

>> No.55163237
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55163237

SENSbaggies, we finally got some good news today

>> No.55163241

Gotta feel bad for the bobos on a beautiful day like today

>> No.55163255

>>55163234
No, apes together strong. #DiamondHands

>> No.55163261
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>>55163205
MCD pop

>> No.55163264

>>55163234
>>55163255
I would like to point out I said this at NVDA 400.5
Let's see how well or bad this post ages

>> No.55163265

Bizar how it just keeps defying expectations. Love it but it's also scary as fuck. No one anxious?

>> No.55163272

Holy shit I'm so green

>> No.55163274

>>55163264
I would like to point out that we are grandma squeezing to the moon. Hedges r fukt.

>> No.55163278

soxl is fucking flat. how boring is that. where's the massive debt ceiling pump

>> No.55163280

>stonks pumping
>yield curves still inverted
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS MARKET

>> No.55163282

wtf is peleton doing??

>> No.55163288
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made my first trade in a few months, up 200%

>> No.55163290

>>55163280
Victor Ix ran his company into the ground. Our puts and shorts on him are paying off massively.

>> No.55163292
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55163292

Hilldawg SMGers how will bidens re election affect our folios? Riden' with biden has been good to us, we could've had this great stock market if drumpf didnt win then.

>> No.55163293
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55163293

What do I do in this situation

>> No.55163295
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10 more points to the SPX and the lower threshold my medium term goal of ~4350pts (+/- 75pts) has been reached.

>> No.55163296

>>55163282
PUSHING IT

>> No.55163297

>>55163288
ticker?

>> No.55163298
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55163298

I just bought some soxl
I need a fast 30% from the debt ceiling pump

>> No.55163304

BVLL SURGE. Bobo death imminent

>> No.55163306
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are we about to ding off the top of this rising wedge and start the next holocaust?

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>>55163304
>BVLL SURGE. Bobo death imminent

>> No.55163318

Hmmm and not a single smug bobo face posted the whole thread. Not even sweating/screeching bobos. I really think boboposters may have roped for real guys.

>> No.55163321

The fun ends now

>> No.55163322

FUCK

>> No.55163325

>>55163297
spy call gamble

>> No.55163327

who's the cock sucker that convinced me to buy all of these iwm call options? I would like to kick you in the balls.

>> No.55163331
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>>55163318
fine I'll say my line

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>> No.55163334

>>55163306
>next holocaust?
>next
>implying there was a first one
But semantics aside, hopefully.

>> No.55163336

>>55163293
Buy some ramen. Double down.

>> No.55163340

I really wonder who is dumping like that at open. Do you thing it's the fed with their QT?
and then retards surlp

>> No.55163341

totally organic movement, not manipulated at all
>>55163318
no mumus were posted either

>> No.55163342

Bros when do I sell my GOOGL shares

>> No.55163346

>>55163327
anon, I...

>> No.55163351

>>55163340
>the fed with their QT?
they're letting assets expire, they're not selling

>> No.55163364
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>>55163327
>buy all of these iwm call options
this can't be real lmao

>> No.55163365

How can the market be so green on absolutely no news????
This is very obviously manipulated

>> No.55163366

>>55163336
>not just saying hey bitch i need some ramyun chop chop

>> No.55163367

Just woke up, why are we strong green?

>> No.55163382

NQ support: 14488

>> No.55163383

im not gonna take profits. Too soon.

>> No.55163384

THE

DOW

HISTORY

>> No.55163386

>>55163367
fake job numbers that will get revised and debt ceiling bill passed senate last night which when signed will suck money away from markets and not RRP

>> No.55163388

>>55163366
what kind of fun stuff does gookfu put in your ramen?

>> No.55163394
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looks like i'm being TARGETED today. wow. unreal. just gonna prolong my stay here. wouldn't want that now. might tell the chuddies where the value is at. like how VZ is at a generational low today

>> No.55163395

>>55163346
alright i'm not mad at you... i know it's my fault, but i feel like i just got kicked in the balls, and hope you understand my pain

>> No.55163406
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Sub 10 VIX* by the end of the month

>> No.55163410

>>55163388
eggs, she makes the best eggs, and i wanna put my sperm in her eggs.

>> No.55163411
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Sell.

please

>> No.55163414
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How is employment up but they somehow managed to create and fill so many jobs? Seriously, where are these jobs? Regardless, I told you guys that summer is gonna be extremely strong. The service inflation is gonna be out of control. If you don't understand how this is insanely bullish near-term then I suggest you re-evaluate your lives
Also, a gay market

>> No.55163417

Wait I just read about the household vs establishment survey.

Household counts a person once. Establishment can count one person several times.

Establishment went up, household down. lmao

>> No.55163418

>>55163351
Imagine how based it would be if central banks were ordered to actually QT properly
>*market sells entire balance sheet on open*
>clean it up heeb

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Anime girls say hold through the weekend!

>> No.55163428

>>55163414
they created 1,000 jobs just to monitor job creation, it's like a snake swallowing it's own tail.

>> No.55163432

i shorted qqq

>> No.55163434

>>55163414
markets went down every summer from 2006 to 2008

>> No.55163436

>SPX

>> No.55163438

>everything is green
Damnit I should have parked my money somewhere

>> No.55163445
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Maybe next year you can buy calls anon.

>> No.55163453

REMINDER THAT TREASURY PRINTING===LESS LIQUIDITY FOR STOCKS

>> No.55163454

lol soxl drilling

>> No.55163457

...why are semis specifically down so hard???

>> No.55163465

Real talk why the fuck is MDB up 30% right now?

>> No.55163467

>>55163457
high too much. soxl made a +45% in 3 days fyi

>> No.55163470

oh god

>> No.55163472

>Amazon in talks about packaging wireless service into Amazon Prime
What the actual fuck? Why? I'm scooping up ATT here, absolutely no fucking way does this deal go through.

>> No.55163477

>>55163171
I woke up 30 min late and missed out on $200 of gains

>> No.55163478

>>55163467
Maybe? But what specific piece of information triggered a sector-wide selloff at exactly the same time?

>> No.55163480
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>>55163434
Yeah but went extremely UP 2019-2021 ;----). We are no longer in an age of 0.5% movements. No, this spoiled market must do at least 2% every day lest it becomes boring in the eyes of the investors. What the hell are these movements? Ultra gay market
The only bad thing about this is that my gold is once again plummeting. And now normos are buying into it, meaning it will go down even more, rip

>> No.55163486

>>55163417
Wagies putting in double time, yes.

>> No.55163489

ayo wut da nasdak doin?

>> No.55163494

>>55163478
Everyone bought MDB because it beat earnings

>> No.55163499

>>55163478
risk-off dude. you can't stay there forever and assume it'll remain flat or go even higher. So take the money and run.

>> No.55163505
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Gap fill, then spx 4300 80 points top to bottom.

>> No.55163507

>>55163480
>longing gold going into a dollar rally
time to man up and short NVDA

>> No.55163514

Why is the dow jones roaring?

>> No.55163517

>everything is neon green
>except for AI meme stocks

So much for that I guess

>> No.55163519

>>55163505
two birds, and i kinda feel like getting stoned.

>> No.55163520

>>55163486
And the market thinks that's bullish. More people unemployment with less money and the people who work 2-3 jobs certainly don't work that only to spend it. Otherwise.. the american citizen is defined by consumption.

>> No.55163521
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Bobo fell for the morning dump AGAIN

>> No.55163522

>>55163517
Good, this will provide some market breadth and allow other real stocks to catch up

>> No.55163525

>>55163514
>CAT +4%
>HD +1.6%
Might be construction-related

>> No.55163532
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>sitting on cash because /smg/ told me everything was going to dump since the beginning of this year
>everything just keeps going up
>still sitting on cash
I’m never going to make it.
The second I decide to invest everything will go tits up. What did I do to deserve this?

>> No.55163538

>>55163532
>never bought at the october low that was the absolute bottom

>> No.55163543

>>55163532
Atleast you sold at a gain right... you did realize gains... right anon...

>> No.55163544

>>55163532
you can always short the generational top for free

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>>55163505
id watch the morning rejection though

>> No.55163548
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do i long or short for next week?

>> No.55163552
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>>55163525
China is rumored to be planning a fuckton of construction stimulus.

>> No.55163554

>>55163532
Buy and hold like a boomer, shit is not rocket science

>> No.55163558

that's some really manipulated activities there

>> No.55163565
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>>55163532
you're full of shit

>> No.55163567

>>55163532
I didn't make this post

>> No.55163573

>>55163209
Did he died

>> No.55163576

>>55163552
I thought they were already in trouble due to relying on construction of empty cities for way too long?

>> No.55163578

Economy stocks are doing well because jobs reports signals a strong economy. Market breadth is improving and real stocks are catching up to tech today.

>> No.55163580

>>55163494
The funny thing about MDB is that they don't actually have earnings. They operate a non-profit.

>> No.55163581

>>55163532
Time to take one for the team

>> No.55163583

>>55163576
They have a stockpile of millions of peasants eager to fill sawdust buildings as soon as they're given permits. The ghost city meme is Zeihan copium.

>> No.55163586

>>55163532
Might as well wait for the June FOMC to see how the market reacts to JPow and his 50 bps hike.

>> No.55163588

>Bobo kept saying it was a bull trap when we were entering the hope phase

>> No.55163589

>>55163573
on re entry into the atmosphere

>> No.55163592

vix is going to 0

>> No.55163597

>>55163578
makes sense. rotation out of tech to industrial

>> No.55163611

>>55163592
Retard here, what's the vix? A measurement of fear?

>> No.55163613
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>everyone I know filled with general sense of dread
>tons of formal normalfag friends have given up and receded into a life of neetdom
>cost of living skyrocketing because housing/food etc is soaring and wages remaining stagnant
>student loans repayment to start in a month
>worldwide narrative is still that “supply chain is fucked” which is why like corporations are jacking up their prices
>people facing massive future job loss due to AI
>market soaring to unprecedented levels
Someone explain

>> No.55163619

>>55163611
something like that.

>> No.55163625

>>55163613
Try not having loser friends who smoke too much weed.

>> No.55163635
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>Bobo spent months saying we were in complacency when we were actually in a disbelief/hope phase
>anyone who dared to tell them they were wrong was attacked enmass
Well Bobo I'm still fucking waiting for my 10% drop in a day.

>> No.55163636

>>55163611
basically its a gas token for options. more options means more fear and more market maker gains

>> No.55163641

IS THIS ALL YOU GOT MUMU!?

>> No.55163645

>>55163613
the fakeness and gayness of everything is increasing and nobody knows how to make it stop

>> No.55163648
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>He didn't short VIX futures
>He allowed VIX futures market maker pay pigs to cum at his expense
>He didn't listen
ngmi

>> No.55163652

>>55163611
it's how the jews decide what the cost of hedging should be

>> No.55163655
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>T down 5%
What a shamefur dispray

>> No.55163660

spx will dump hard

>> No.55163666
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>Fucking VT is out performing VOO and VTI
It's happening!!!

>> No.55163667

>>55163660
your mom will dump hard

>> No.55163669

>>55163635
the bubble took 12 years to form so its reasonable that the bull trap lasts 6 months

>> No.55163680

I bought PBR, don’t care if it gets nationalised

>> No.55163706 [DELETED] 

Plato stole everything from the Hindus.
Plato's retarded idea is that because an uneducated slave can prove some basic maths theorem by following some rules XYZ, it means ''his soul knows maths from before he was even born''.
The same rhetoric is used by the Poos in brahminism, mahayana and vajrayana, ie "the buddha says you can get enlightened by doing XYZ, so it means ''enlightenment is your true self''".
Plato and the Poos have the same problem has any primordial heaven believer: the problem of evil and karma. Buddhism doesnt have this problem, because The buddha rejects this rhetoric of a heaven preceding some fall into suffering.

>> No.55163709
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Market looks weak af. no way this holds. we close red. fuck you mumu

>> No.55163712

>>55163680
Political risk in south america is massively overstated, considering NA is where the windfall tax proposals actually come from.

>> No.55163727

>>55163669
>>55163709
Holy Bobocope how much do you stand to lose on this?

>> No.55163740

>>55163709
I'm not bullish but this is the exact opposite of what you want to see(SPX 493 actually green)

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>>55163706

>> No.55163744

>>55163709
didn't you see the vote-a-rama? even the amendments that had support from both parties didn't get through because we got too many commies and McCuck doesn't know how to use the minorities in the senate.

>> No.55163755

member to twirl that bottom grind back into the hot water

>> No.55163757

>>55163655
It's ok, you can make up for that by bagholding another 3 years for the divvies.

>> No.55163785

>>55163744
McCuck had the opportunity to create a piece of legislation that would have brought lasting changes to America, but instead he just put more shit on the pile and kicked the damn can down the road like a fucking loser. Just look at the damn vote totals by party, you can tell it sucks just by the number of commies that voted for it.

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It's our time, bearbros. This time for real.

>> No.55163803

>>55163785
baggie stop being one of those people who think WWE is real. there are not really 2 parties and they are not fighting. they all bukkake 7 year old boys together when they are not acting. what happened is literally the plan, enjoy.

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>>55163785
Yeah yeah sure sure but here's what you dont understand: I want to nut on AOC's forehead
Tickers for this feel?

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>>55163791
You're probably right. I bought small cap calls, and since I'm always wrong, you're probably right. Here's that jewish broad you all love with her kid. She always brings the top with her.

>> No.55163821

$zim is about to shit the bed and look at those juicy put deltas.

>> No.55163827

>>55163803
I'd like to think that if I was in the senate my only friends would be Paul, Kennedy, Cotton, Hawley and sometimes Rubio.

>> No.55163835

Damn, tough day to be a bobo

>> No.55163844

>>55163804
NVDA, so you can get that StableDiffusion porn generated by your very own data center.

>> No.55163856

>>55163532
Same here but with $JEPI. I bought $10,000 TQQQ during the debt-ceiling meme dip but then my stop losses somehow triggered and liquidated me on that at a loss. Never setting safeties again. Fuck, my literal Redditor normie friends and coworkers are all mogging me with their "Target date 2055" IRA accounts and make fun of me daily. They'll regret it when I strike it rich and become a billionaire.

>> No.55163859

>>55163827
they are just plants so people don't go completely 1776. you cannot be allowed to be elected otherwise. you genuinely think things have been going downhill for 100 years because one party doesn't try hard enough? lmfao

>> No.55163864
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SPX 4300 EOD

>> No.55163874

Friendly reminder that inflation is long term bullish for things priced in dollars.

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I think this is it bobo bros. I’m going to Kms for real this time.
My crypto portfolio is fucked. I got fucked by inflation and now I’m getting fucked by not being in on this market. My overall net value is probably 1/20th of what it was 2 years ago all things considered. There’s no recovering from this and I’m going to be an eternal wageslave if I don’t just kms now.

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>>55163880
As you take your last breath just remember, i asked you to buy calls anon.

>> No.55163903

>>55163804
just pay some mexican who works at a barn like 20 bucks to get you a step ladder and let you have your privacy to jerk off on some horse's forehead. you can buy like CMG because he'll just spend the $20 on burritos while you do your thing.

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He unslurped..?

>> No.55163929

>>55163859
>you genuinely think things have been going downhill for 100 years because one party doesn't try hard enough
no, i don't actually think that at all. the truth is that we're all minorities, and the individual is the only thing ever was, is, or ever will be.

>> No.55163941

>>55163929
I also genuinely distrust minorities of all kinds, and can't even truly trust myself.

>> No.55163943

>>55163864
Unironically possible

>> No.55163947
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>>55163880
Just start DCA'ing into SPY eternally, at least then you'll stop making stupid gambles.
NEVER BET AGAINST THE US ECONOMY! USA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!

>> No.55163948

>>55163880
Buy Lumber (July '23)

>> No.55163950

oh shit my IWM calls are up 2 whole big guys!

>> No.55163969

>>55163880
Time to take one for the team. Buy back in

>> No.55163973
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Why is DOW up 450?

>> No.55163975
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"Jobless losers could be here" he thought.
"I HATE jobless losers."

>> No.55163993
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>>55163880
Just one last short to make it all back

>> No.55164007
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>>55163993
to lose that last 5%

>> No.55164011

>>55163880
if you're going to kill yourself, can you at least do something that ends up on the news? i need some new material and entertainment that lasts a few days.

>> No.55164012

Literally just invest instead of trading you mongs you will not be broke holy fuck.

If this bull market continues I'm slowing my acquisitions outside of obvious long term value plays.

Working in more t-bills and such to grab some yield in cash+tax benefits while I wait.

Hope some bonds start looking juicier I'd like 6%+ for free please God.

>> No.55164025
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>>55164007
At least he died like a Bobo

>> No.55164042
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>>55163973
The real economy is back while AI chuds are getting cucked by their AI waifus.

>> No.55164046

>>55163635
Imagine buying this chart

>> No.55164063

>>55163613
>prices go up, profit margin goes up
>student loans will be kicked down the road again
>no one has lost their job to AI... yet

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>>55164046
We pushed the recession to 2024 and you still aren't buying. Silly anon.

>> No.55164068
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>>55164042
sorted by influence on the index

>> No.55164076

>>55164042
You know what's better than being cucked by your AI waifu? Cheating on your gookfu and loving her even though you've made her your cuck.

>> No.55164079

About time the real economy caught up

>> No.55164082
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>about to reach highs not seen since August 2022
>disbelief gripping Bobo

>> No.55164094
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uh VIXbros... o/ wiegs heil!

>> No.55164113
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This can't be happening to me. Not again.

>> No.55164123
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Just keep shorting it anon, i must be wrong.

>> No.55164128

>>55164046
Imagine buying or selling based on a fucking line on a graph. You would be better off using tarot cards.

>> No.55164130

This is where I hop off until Monday or Tuesday. Nice profit, going to be a beautiful weekend.

>> No.55164133

>>55164113
my IWM call options are up 5 big guys, better luck next time bobo.

>> No.55164135

>>55164123
screenshot rule anon. take profits or its ogre

>> No.55164136

Damn, bobo is getting heemed

>> No.55164144
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>>55164135
I cut half, gap fill 4200p lotto just one closing the rest in an hour. it's been a pleasure gentlemen.

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>UCAR

>> No.55164170

>>55164042
It's just a relief bounce. WTI dipped below $70. OPEC is scheming some bullshit. That always triggers a bounce.

>> No.55164175

>Surely I can somehow profit off my own destruction at the hands of the ruling caste and "make it" by retirement DCAing into non-inflation adjusted indexes
t. average mumu

>> No.55164179
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>>55163880
You just need a little luck

>> No.55164186

>>55163655
>VZ down 50% since covid and still dropping like a rock
cannot imagine being a divvy boomer

>> No.55164187

>>55163532
>/smg/ told me to

>> No.55164192

>>55164175
>surely if I just go long I can make money this time.
t. pissed of bobo who's sick of losing

>> No.55164195

>>55164175
Stay mad retard lmao

>> No.55164197
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>>55163880
You had the ENTIRE LAST YEAR to short and now that the market has caught up to greedflation, why in hell would you keep shorting? And to compound that, there is AI to be added to the mix

>> No.55164199

>>55164186
It’s a dead company. They should let two big telecoms merge.

>> No.55164204

Wow thank God Biden saved the stock market

>> No.55164216
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55164216

I'm not here. This isn't happening. I'm not real.

>> No.55164219

>>55164175
Still smarter to the average bobo, who doesn't realize they're going long dollars in the face of that same inflation.

>> No.55164225

>>55164216
Is that you, Bobo? Is that me?

>> No.55164224

Everything just keeps going up

>> No.55164231
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>>55164204
*falls and pushes the market up*

>> No.55164233

>>55164204
was it biden, or was it the fact tech got so full of shit it spilled over and just landed on the fan and found it's way to small caps after the rotational energy was exhausted through entropy?

>> No.55164254

>>55164224
Almost nothing can stop this rally.

>> No.55164264
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>>55164216
>he didn't heed the fatwa
let the cat-posting autist save you from such mistakes

>> No.55164270
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WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ROCKETING ON A BOOMING JOBS REPORT?!

>> No.55164273

NDQ to 14600

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well well well

>> No.55164283

It’s okay to short, but the way some of these bears short is nonsensical. They are way too stubborn and way too greedy. With shorting, when the party is over, you leave and hope you made enough money in the mean time that it was worth your while.

>> No.55164286

>>55164270
>tight job market
>higher inflation
>higher everything
bullish

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>>55164264

>> No.55164291
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55164291

TLT is gonna crabbing for the rest of time

>> No.55164292

>>55164254
It's only a matter of time before the consoomers run out of credit cards to roll, and have to choose between buying Tim Crook's plastic garbage and eating food to live.

>> No.55164294

The EU stockmarket is a worse abomination than the US one.

>> No.55164295

>>55164264
>fatwa
not
>catwa

>> No.55164298
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>>55164275
I'm up 10% ytd just buying Vanguard dips.

>> No.55164299

>>55164270
The market has already priced in the next hike rate so a positive job report is bullish and if the rate doesn’t happen it’s even more bullish and if a rate hike happens the next month too it doesn’t matter because it’s already priced in = bullish

>> No.55164304

>>55164270
the market thinks JPOW is a bitch and won't hike. they are probably right too.

>> No.55164312

>>55164292
That's late this year, early next year. Which is when Biden and the GOP will work out a business tax credit + child tax credit bipartisan bargain.

It's worth nothing that that will pair nicely with the final year-long draining of the SPR into the election.

>> No.55164314
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55164314

VIX just hit the Nov '21 lows

>> No.55164316

>>55164298
>making one measly big guy in 6 months
i'm up 6 big guys in like 3 hours just following one post itt.

>> No.55164321

>>55164304
He did send out a couple of his goons plus Nikileaks to confirm the pause. Oh, sorry, "skip". They'll totally hike in July wink wink.

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>>55164304
>the market thinks JPOW is a bitch
Wonder where they got that idea.

>> No.55164335

>>55163880
>crypto

We do AI shitstocks now not shitcoins, get with the times grandpa

>> No.55164337

>>55164314
that was the top

>> No.55164341
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bobos are just gambling addicted retards change my mind

>> No.55164342

>>55164314
The next milestone is 14.10, the 2021 low.

>> No.55164343
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>>55164294
>Industry, vehicles and related stuff (index) is up +5% in Sweden
What is this market? How is there so much liquidity to keep pumping so hard? These movements are huge. They should be a rare occurrence but they keep happening like once every two weeks. Real healthy market we got going on here

>> No.55164355
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>>55164316
Cool I am glad you found a way to make it that works for you.

>> No.55164362

>>55164341
To be fair, so are mumus

>> No.55164367

Any S baggies ITT?

>> No.55164370
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55164370

/VX bros....

>> No.55164374
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We will win bigly, Bobros. Just short.

>> No.55164378
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>everything is green, even bags I've been holding for months flipped now

Holy shit when does this stop

>> No.55164385

There's literally zero fear in the market

>> No.55164391

>>55164316
And that gives you power over me?

>> No.55164397

>>55164329
We shit all over Burns but you look at his track record and the dude *did* hike; it wasn't like we had ZIRP throughout the 70's. The FFR was about as close to CPI as Powell's keeping it.

>> No.55164401

>>55164012
Bless you Anonymous

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>>55164362
Mumus have been historically proven correct
>>55164370
Oh nyo oil and gas going up... but compared to last year commodities are incredibly cheap. Inflation numbers are going to come in real cool, additional bullish factor. Except for service inflation but nobody cares about that

>> No.55164418

>>55164385
lots of green today

>> No.55164421

>>55164342
I've got that on the chart. Based on the current rate of fall it should only take a couple of hours.
I don't know what to make of the market right now. Data seems all over the place.

>> No.55164424

>Down 45% YTD in my Roth
Yep, just gonna ignore this and play runescape

>> No.55164426
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As soon as it takes a little breather it pushes upwards more..

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>>55164418
>>55164385
Shit

>> No.55164429

>>55164304
They are absolutely right. The jobs data should be 100% hike by JPOWs own words considering job markets being hot. And he won't and they know it, cause of the other faggots talking about skipping. What's there to skip after that report today?

>> No.55164432

my penis head is very red and i dont know why
also, spy 430 will be the top.

>> No.55164443

I told you to buy calls guys
I TOLD YOU TO BUY CALLS
EVERY SINGLE DAY

I'm up 50% this week, are you?

>> No.55164444

I'm up $5 on spxl from holding my shares

>> No.55164446

>>55164012
the only investment you should make is the deposit of your sperm in your gf's eggs. even if you're broke the democrats will be happy to keep you broke.

>> No.55164450
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8j4mn4eF-c
big move. way to go /smg/ i know a lot of you were buying.

>> No.55164457

I knew MMM would turn around as soon as I heard the line "no one buys post it notes anymore"

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>>55164429
A guy I follow said the wage rate and unemployment rate were enough to keep the hike skip on track since they're going in the direction the fed wants.
On the other hand the fed mouthpiece (pic) makes it sound like it could go either way.

>> No.55164463
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55164463

>he bet against a rigged market

>> No.55164465

>>55164397
It's Paul Volcker not Burns.

>> No.55164477

>>55164465
I know, I'm pointing out that JPowell's not fit to shine his shoes, just like Burns. Punk bitch thinks 5% is restrictive? Can't even hike 1% at a time? Gtfo.

>> No.55164480
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55164480

This is all too green to be true, we're getting trapped one way or another

>> No.55164483

imagine doubting, even for one second - that the debt ceiling would not be raised, like it is every single year for the past 100 years

LMFAO

holy shit the stock market is raining free money

>> No.55164486

what are some famous twitter bears? i want to see their feeds

>> No.55164492

Finally took my L on my AQB position. Down nearly 70% since I bought it. 2k down the drain. Fuck the fish company.

>> No.55164520

>>55164492
what did you learn anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLqjLn0W5K0

>> No.55164523
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>he didn't short the VIX as instructed for weeks

>> No.55164526
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55164526

God it feels so fucking GOOD to be a bull chad.

>> No.55164530

>>55164483
Yes we know it would, but why did the retarded market act as if it wouldn't happen.

>> No.55164531
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>>55164492

>> No.55164533

>>55164427
What the FUCK is wrong with the telecom sector?

>> No.55164535
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55164535

I bought a put on Target
First time doing options

>> No.55164534
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>>55164526
Did you take profits

>> No.55164540
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55164540

BUY BUY BUY REDDIT BUY BUY BUY

KEEP BUYING

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

>> No.55164541

>>55164520
That I’m a big dummy.

>> No.55164545

>>55164462
Fedwatch shows little change for June but a bump up in the hike chance for July. 2 year yield's also up like 13 benis points.

>> No.55164546

>>55164534
Of course. I'm actually up 5k but withdrew a thousand for fun money. I deserve it for not being a retarded perma bear.

>> No.55164552

>>55164533
AMZN said they might have a telecom service coming soon

https://finance.yahoo.com/m/020bdcb7-ce3a-34ee-a8c0-f404ebba1a43/possible-amazon-entry-into.html

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>>55164552
Oh, excellent. They're great at running 0 margin businesses.

>> No.55164588

>>55164577
imagine this, free cell service with your amazon prime membership.

>> No.55164593

why is nvda so sleepy today

>> No.55164595
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55164595

the market is going fuckin vertical wtf is this bullshit?! is this just the pump being JP turns my asshole inside out?

>> No.55164600
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55164600

>>55164577
>>55164588
Telecoms are eating shit

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55164606

>>55164480
Well of course it will go down and then we'll begin the trip up to SPY 450. Bobo's little bear run is over .

>> No.55164607
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55164607

Fuck it
Hold my beer
I'm buying back in

>> No.55164608

>>55164593
Ran out of buyers, simple as. They'd better get their asses together for a gamma squeeze ASAP or it's back to 300.

>> No.55164621

>>55164607
Thanks for the warning anon, now I'll sell because the market always does the opposite of you

>> No.55164623

>>55164607
Make sure you buy the top of NVDA

>> No.55164624

im hysterically laughing, I think this was the most profitable season in the market for the last 2 years

I cant believe 90% of people are not investing in the market when its literally doubling or tripling even this year. Some people are destined to be poor forever

I'm close to being able to buy another house with my profits the past year

>> No.55164626

>>55164477
Yeah JPOW has no balls. The fed really has been too slow on inflation.

>> No.55164628

Are brokers that do fractional shares based or cringe?

>> No.55164645
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>>55164628

>> No.55164647
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>>55164628
Based. I’ve never bought fractional shares but they’re probably helpful for someone.

>> No.55164652
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55164652

I am just starting out, I've been wondering which stocks to invest in when you're budget is limited.
I got 500€, planning on making another deposit of the same this month.

Is there a tracker that shows the most volatile stocks on the market?
Any suggestions you can give to a newb?

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>>55164607
Well timed

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>>55164628
They're for broke ass niggas

fractional option contracts when

>> No.55164668 [DELETED] 
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55164668

better edition edition

>starting out
https://pastebin.com/5k97ei9V

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/f8Pa7nGg

>Basic Boomer ETF investing
https://pastebin.com/HcSq25Ns
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Options resources
https://pastebin.com/gqGwNT6C

>Educational sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>upcoming news and reports
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.earningswhispers.com/

>> No.55164673
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55164673

>>55164652
Buy MONI. These fags here on /biz/ will steer you wrong. You'll 20X your money in 3 months max.

>> No.55164676

HIGHER (PUSHING IT)
HIGHER AND HIGHER
YOU TARDS KEEP PUSHING IT (HIGHER AND HIGHER)
I SAID

>> No.55164679

>>55164668
Based. Sticky the thread jannies.

>> No.55164680

>>55164664
we will get hourly exp times before fractional options.

>> No.55164683

>>55164668
>posts thread as a reply
Lmao

>> No.55164684

>>55164668
>>55164679
i dont bake
updated some other anon's bake. use it next time over this >>55163171 garbage

>> No.55164694

>>55164628
>not managing your money down to the cent

NGMI

>> No.55164696
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> +4%
Thanks America. I knew you could do it.
Happy Pride Month everyone.

>> No.55164715

>>55164683
at least he's trying

>> No.55164720

>>55164600
well yeah, nobody talks to anybody anymore, thats something only 90s kids will remember. everything is going to just be AI, maybe if they find a way for AI to become involved in handling the transportation of information they can go somewhere, but as it is, if there's no point of having discussions or communications anymore because of AI, and it is for this reason telecoms are completely fucked.

>> No.55164726

>>55164684
>does all the work to bake
>for free
>doesn't actually bake
as least take some pride in what you do anon, even if it's for free.

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>>55164668
>>55164668
>>55164668
migrate

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man we've been in a bull market for the past 6 months, pretty crazy that people were calling for a crash, imagine that LOL

markets take the elevator up, and the stairs down

>> No.55164737

please somebody bake already i have news vital to the market

>> No.55164738

>>55164668
>better edition
>still has links

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>>55164737

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>>55164752
>>55164752
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>> No.55164793

>>55164757
lol
jannied

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>> No.55164809

>>55164726
happy pride month

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deleting

>> No.55164866

>>55164535
>I bought a put on Target
based

>> No.55164887

Gonna start living paycheck to paycheck and live my life brehs

>> No.55164908

The quasar tried to bake, but the quasar's thread got pruned.

The quasar hopes the jannies make friends, then the quasar hopes the jannies live long lives, so long they have to witness all their friends die while they're unable to do anything. Then the quasar wants the jannies to die alone and sad. See ya on Monday faggots.

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There are people in this VERY THREAD that missed the generational bottom

>> No.55164934

>>55164908
Fuck you nigger, I'd rather chew off my own balls than post in a tripfag thread

>> No.55164964

>>55164756
>>55164756
>>55164756
>>55164756
>>55164756

>> No.55165696

>>55163613
The nation isn't really one consistent economy: your life is determined by your nearest city's economy but the market moves on all of them averaged together. One big city pulling a face melter can swamp out good or bad news from several smaller places