/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55161141
nah man I think I'm happier with my dick and anus and legs and both arms with all functional fingers.
I'll pass

>>55161141
nah man I think I'm happier with my dick and anus and legs and both arms with all functional fingers.
I'll pass

>>55161141
>would you do x for x amount of money
As always the answer is no. I'm not jewish ethnically nor mentally (christian/muslim), so I won't "do" anything for any amount of money. For example you could offer me 100 trillion dollars and I would never suck a dick.

>>55161141
nah man I think I'm happier with my dick and anus and legs and both arms with all functional fingers.
I'll pass

>>55161155
>>55161158
>>55161163
>copypasting what the first anon posted
plebbit moment, go the fuck back

>>55161168
I don't even think about that website, unlike you. This kind of silliness predates your dumb website

>>55161141
nah man I think I'm happier with my dick and anus and legs and both arms with all functional fingers.
I'll pass

>>55161160
>hey Anon, hehe
>I'll give you 100 trillion dollars if you suck my cock hehe
What do

>>55161141
absolutely not. only thing i would do is if i had super power like telekinesis or cyberkinesis

>>55161168
nah man I think I'm happier with my dick and anus and legs and both arms with all functional fingers.
I'll pass

God what I would do for a bf/husband who is:
handsome, but has no limbs or legs. His tongue is sliced so he can't speak ill of me, and his eyes gouged or blinded so he can't look at other women.

Have him on a leash and walk him everyday and workout to maintain his cute little nub-ridden physique

>>55161141
no
sex is basically the only real point of living, it's hardwired into our biology, money is only a means to an end, we try to make money to improve our living standards and to hopefully find a goddess to bang, anything else is cope, maybe if the deal involved having real power like being the next adolf hitler some people would take it

>>55161261
sex is overrated unless it's with a beautiful young lad who tends to you to feed you grapes

>>55161141
Yes. Then I'd put out a rock-solid contract for 5 billion on Bill Gates, then kill myself in the knowledge I served some purpose and sent a clear message to these types.

>>55161261
for me it's ass to mouth

>>55161261
For me it's anal

>>55161141
Death is much better than a life like that. Also hypotheticals like your question are braindead. Shame on you.
>>55161168
OP is dumber than the reddit replies tho

>>55161141

nope, it is literally the equivalent of the fish tanks in futurama

>>55161160
Then you are a retard. And we all know thats a crock of shit. Lol never work again and have everything you could ever want? Nah, i aint gay.

>>55161141
did he actually..?

>>55161160
>nor mentally (christian/muslim)
You're jewish

>>55161331
Just looked it up. It's the guy that was crushed by a forklift. Dumb thread

>>55161261
would you even want sex in this condition? would you even get horny? what if it was a girl with sensitive nipples? what happens when you have a girl with arms legs or reproductive organs, and you flick her nips till she cums. would she even? would it just be an unending edging session?

>>55161141
How long until his fiance leaves him? Does she already go and fuck Chad on the side?

>>55161454
Just fuck her wounds

>>55161261
> sex is basically the only real point of living, it's hardwired into our biology, money is only a means to an end
This guy gets it. Holy fuck.

>>55161181
Sorry tranny-sama, I only accept marriage propositions.

>>55161337
>if you expose and oppose the jews, then you're a jew!