/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55155382
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,254.859B, 107P = 21.073B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,160.055B, 102P = 21.177B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q4 + FY22 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/19986/
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/
>Q1 on Jun 7
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

tomorrow

>>55155436
is friday

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>55155436
I'm ready for the weekend.

END IT ALREADY FAGGOTS! FUCKING LET IT RIP LIKE A BEYBLADE THERE'S NO REASON THIS SHIT SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THREE SUMBITCHING YEARS!

>>55155459
LOL WUT?

www.rakuten.com/r/drevil83

>24.60 maybe next time baggies

>>55155468
sweating

Damn, being green so consecutively is pretty boring. C'mon dump it into the red and kek my bags ffs

>>55155382
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 15th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
TDA
>RH
Stake and Hatch (NZ and Australian)

it's hot

>>55155508
They've taken your request to heart.

quints are up for grabs fellas who's gonna get 'em

I love GameStop!

>>55155483
There’s always tomorrow.

Quints for GME

reroll

>>55155520
think of the biggest number you can think of!

99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999...% of all numbers are bigger than the number you thought of.

and the best you could come up with is 17k?
??
???
?????????????????????????

>>55155555
I kneel to you, Oh mighty 1pbtid

>>55155555

>>55155555
GME WORTH INFINITY AFTER THE SQUEEZE CONFIRMED

>>55155555
>think of the biggest number you can think of!
55555

Kind reminder that there are people who come in here to shit talk a towel company in chapter 11 bankruptcy without so much as mentioning gamestop, ticker:GME. Surely they are investors in gamestop and just care about our finances. Also the gamestop launcher will surpass epic and steam. This is a fact.

>>55155566
Full house of truth
Very blessed thread

Suck it, hedgies.


Leading game retailer GameStop (NYSE: GME) is teaming up with The Telos Foundation, the organization behind the layer 1 blockchain Telos, to expand its Web3 gaming offerings.
The deal will link Web3 games utilizing Telos' decentralized blockchain infrastructure to GameStop’s upcoming Web3 game launchpad Playr, providing new opportunities for mainstream gaming distribution.
AJ Dinger, head of business development at the Telos Foundation, said in a press release that the collaboration will help onboard new users to the Web3 gaming ecosystem using Telos’ robust network.
"We believe this collaboration will be a meaningful driver of new users into the Web3 space,” said Dinger. “By combining GameStop Playr with Web3 games utilizing Telos' high-performance blockchain infrastructure, we can break down many of the barriers currently deterring Web2 players from embracing Web3."

>>55155566
GME has no games

>>55155566
checked and (I'm definitely getting (another) ban) is the launcher only for web3 games or will I be able to purchase and play any ol' title on GameStop's "Playr" client?

Kek dumbfuck red charted crypto baggies

>>55155563
pretty close. i think the biggest number that made sense was 10^85 (number of atoms in the universe) before moass.
moass will have 10^85 digits.

>>55155566
Maybe that’s true but also some of us just got tired of you talking about bbby. Just for clarification you’re not telling anyone to buy bbby right you’re just claiming that bbby will play a role in causing moass?

Kek crypto baggies.

>>55155555
I'll take my sale price somewhere between 700 billion and a trillion 300 million billion dollars.
also known as 7x10^11 or 3x10^29

>>55155566
There are more people who come here to suck its dick, you disingenuous little niggerfaggot. Eat a shotgun shell.

Congratulations on underperforming the market again fucking idiots.
Market is never crashing

Ahahahahahahahaha

>>55155618
I only claimed that the gamestop launcher will surpass epic and steam launchers. I will claim it again, it will have 75% market share approximately. ESL reading comprehension or willfull misinterpretation, which best describes your comment?

>>55155664
Ahahahahaha. Holy fuck you are retarded. That's genuinely one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever read here.

The second dumbest thing was baggies thinking they'd get back to $100 presplit. Ahahahahahahah

>>55155664
I’m asking you to clarify why you care to discuss bbby in a gme thread? What exactly is your goal? Whether that be positive or negative id like to to know why.

>>55155590
My best guess is both. Epic games has web2 and web3 games on their launcher, makes no business sense to choose just 1.

>>55155648
its not enough

>>55155648
no.

>>55155555
massive check

>55155684
Ser weve been a few cents away from achieving that just this week. I don’t think you should be so proud.

>>55155648
those are rookie numbers

>>55155708
Still not $100 though is it? Fucking moron

Congratulations on having so little money and interest towards gme that you're still 60% in the red!

>>55155648
not enough

>>55155555
5s checked

>55155717
I’m green everywhere I hold gme. Cope.

>>55155555
it is foretold

>>55155768
There hasn't been a single green portfolio screenshot of gamestop anywhere on the fucking internet in over a year.

You're extremely red. You will always be red. You'll never have enough money to DCA back into the green. Pay your rent faggot. Reddit scammed you. Move on. It's been almost 900 days of coping.

MOVE
ON

>55155876
You’re here everyday I think you need to move on. Oh wait you can never leave.

>>55155895
Aaaaaaaaaaaannnnd not a single screenshot huh? Wow I'm so surprised you lying little worm.

>>55155876
lmayo how red is ur chubby face behind that screen xD

>almost 900 days of seethé

Kek kekkies
>I-its shopped!

>55155911
I don’t dance for you faggot. You dance for me. You pump my bags and claim you do it for free. Tyfys.

>>55155934
"Ur"
"Xd"

I sure am surprised by the quality of gamestop investors!

+0.05

>>55155943
No share amount? Congrats on your 2 shares on your alt brokerage account. Larping little faggot
>>55155945
Please buy and hols m

>>55155943
>n-no not like that

>>55155943
Um this is misleading and I’m going to mark it as DEBUNKED. We’re trying to foster a cohesive movement here, so this misinformation can’t be allowed to lead newcomers astray. Also, next time post a source or I will delete in on the spot. Thanks for the cooperation and welcome to /GME/.

>55155971
>>55155972
Kek.

>>55155876
my entire portfolio is green bitch

>>55156003
That's the fakest screenshot I've ever seen.

Choose the correct font next time stupid faggot. Ahahahahahah

It’s weird to see this amount of cope coming from someone who doesn’t hold the stock and is here for free.

>>55156012

OH THE MOON SHINES BRIGHT ON KENNY GRIFFIN
HIS BALLS ARE WHIFFIN, AND COKE HE'S SNIFFIN
AND HIS SATIN BOXERS HE IS PISSIN
UNTIL WE THROW HIS HEDGIE ASS IN JAIL

>>55155587
Says who?
>>55155566
Yes, yes it is a fact.

>>55156079
>Says who?
/v/

スニード ヘジーズ

I too am green on GME. Suck a fat cock crypto baggies

>>55156212

sers, the stock did nothing today.

>>55156267
Amazing really isn't it

>>55156257
based

>>55156267
Flat kings were always right.

>>55156267
>24
>again
By the way, ZOGbot isn't a racist term, stupid.
t.racist

>>55156352
>>55156377
24 seems to be the plane of infinite flat crab. We all know what comes next.

the natives are getting restless now
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13xmc9a/ama_with_the_creators_of_apes_together/

>>55156428
this crabs you guys speak about
are they in the room with us right now?

>>55155971
I'm up 10% as of today. I also have 1500 shares in DRS BOOK entry, so my total GME position is approximately $38,000.

>>55156571
based thinkorswim chad

I love it when people are afraid of me. Nothing better

>>55155382
but what if im frig-ten right now?

>>55156537
Holy kek the absolute damage control I the comments.

>>55155587
Gains > Games

>>55155555
good god, checked and kek'd

>>55156681
¿Por que no podemos tener dos, cabron?

>>55156655
they really should just post it on youtube if they really care about educating people about the stock

The parrot's name is Marge.

I cannot wait for the Meltdowns after GME pops. It will be legendary.

>>55156903
>ball to cock ratio
kek

>>55156037
lmao what is this image from? did Ken and bezos link up recently? Haven't been paying much attention since profitable quarter announcement

>>55156037
That woman looks like a demon wearing a bad skinsuit.

>>55155555

I can’t imagine what it must feel like to be a hedgie. They must feel so powerless. The more the kvetch and seethe the worse this gets for them.

Anyone got that DD saying this is only going to 2k a share?
Thx

>55157438

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Let It Run Green All Week Before Dumping It For The Weekend Algorithmies can do about it.

WAGMI

>>55155555
Czeched

>55157438
I've got some DD saying that you are a cocksucker. It's pic related

AGM is in 2 weeks. I didn’t vote

I just hope when GME squeeze soon bbbyq will squeeze too

>nothing will happen at earnings
>nothing will happen at meeting
>crab will continue forever

>>55156095
/v/ is as or more retarded than biz fags, they don't know shit, lol

>>55157233
omg is that real?
now were talking.
sad basterds selling for 1 000 000 kek

Kenneth Cordele Griffin is a menace to society and the entire world. This is his face when he commits crimes with reckless abandon (especially the crimes related to business and finance). Say no to psychopaths. Say no to Ken Griffin. Also Cordele is an extremely gay name. Who would honestly trust a person named Cordele?

It's crazy how autism is so funny but they can't understand jokes.

>>55157631
Trillion dollar coins, eat your heart out.

1 GME = 1 GME is not a meme.

Does anyone else use GME like a bank?

>>55155555
∞

So with the debt ceiling, is the market gonna crash or not?
What will it take if not a default?

>>55156903
Kek, it’ll be so great after MOASS. I bet they’ll even be a group of losers who heard about it too late and missed the boat. They’ll probably keep insisting “the squeeze hasn’t happened yet!” And other increasingly desperate shit as the price goes back to where it used to be. All While we’ve cashed out of the biggest short squeeze in history. It’ll be so funny

>>55157629
/v/ is by far the dumbest goyslop blizzdrone contrarian LGBT tranny infested mind rotted board in all of 4chinz

>>55157764
Personally, I think they just get off on having the spotlight on them while they “negotiate” but it’s all just fanfare. They’ll sort it and then proudly announce that they, through heroic efforts, solved the big bad problem in the 11th hour.

Happy Pride Month, GME investors.

>>55157780
I mean yeah they’ve already basically done that minus the senate. But how do we moass without it?

>>55157806
Mean’t for >>55157791

>>55157774
That's a lot of words for someone so faithless

>>55155684
Post body

>>55157746
me
>10^103
you
>omg 10^12 is not a joke
ffo kcuf
thats irish, youll figure it out.

>>55157806
Why would we need a government default?

>>55157774
I imagine one day they’ll simply go silent. It will be a beautiful silence. The shills will disappear when the checks stop coming, and the few authentic meltdowners will never return to face their error (and possibly ledge or rope when they realized what they missed out on).
Just imagine that calm, comfortable quiet, anon.

>>55157835
Wrong. They’ll be here pretending to be holders and calling the top

>>55157806
>>55157834
Yeah, I don’t think a gov default is needed. I imagine the money moving and msm running some “omg so-and-so did such-and-such” story to try and keep attention away from MOASS. I get that it’s an obscene amount of money, but I don’t see it as an existential threat to the US. In fact, I think it’ll be good for it for a host of reasons, including
> Massive amounts of money coming in due to taxes
> Hedgie control over state officials can be dealt with with full support of people
> Massive spending spree (probably 90% of gme holders will blow their gibs within a year or two)
> The anons that use their money to start businesses will likely kick off more useful shit than the current boomer status quo
> Anons will probably be more altruistic than we’d expect with their winnings
Honestly, MOASS would be a huge relief for this country

>>55157893
This.

>>55157893
Ah shit, you’re probably right.

>>55157893
>>55157914
Just like Jan 6 tried to take attention away from GME blowing up the first time, then they had to shut off the buy button 3 weeks later. It was always gonna fuck them over, they have only delayed it.

>>55157914
The government defaulting is not necessarily the best catalyst for MOASS because it would create a lot of problems everywhere while painting a huge target on gme quadrillionaire’s backs
literally all GME needs to do is continue to simply exist and be a massive pain in the ass for hedgies and eventually they’ll shapeshift into ledgies simple as

At 17k per share I would have 17 million dollars. That's more than enough

>>55157993
very true.
makes me think of this: everyone thinks they want to have a million dollars. but they really want to spend a million dollars.
would be great to have 2000000 with the old world still working for a while.

>>55157242
>I can’t imagine what it must feel like to be a hedgie.
Reach down and touch the pavement, now you know.

>>55158041
in one year everyone gets one of those a month as UBI retard. (digital though)
>>55157233

>>55158041
speak for yourself

>>55158041
Why would I want enough when I can have more?

I post the jiemi

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>55157499
Checked tight tummy anon

>>55158041
It's not enough. They have to go to $0

>>55158098
Now that's a tight tummy

>>55155555
I Neil

>>55158098
Decent, would be nice to make her lips a little more visible though.

>>55158098
use a piece of cloth or paper towel to smudge the shading and smooth it out

>>55158098
The face is much improved anon.

>>55158098
better

>>55158162
This one is for tight tummy anon
>>55155555
Ultra check, i kneel. Take my finished jiemi for this sacrifice
>>55158168
>>55158180
>>55158184
>>55158198
I gotchu bros. Hope you like it.

>>55158041
At $17million each you'll have $17billion and I'll still call you a poorfag bitchmade loser with no impulse control

>>55155555
>Matthew 23:12
Digits confirm hedgies on ledgies

>>55158210
did you scan it into a computer then color it in? interesting method

cool drawing BTW forgot to say

Man this month looks promising, could this be it?

>>55158210
looks good

so what the L
was that
https://playr.gamestop.com/

>>55158154
That’s not enough either they have to go into -infinity.

>>55157993
which is why it's best to either move into a high rise or the middle of Montana.

>>55158254
Traditional drawing just photographed into my drawing program of choice, affinity photo. Thank you anon
>>55158269
Much appreciated

>>55157056
>did Ken and bezos link up
they've got a whole hedgefag axis going on

>>55158305
>>55158305
cartroon inside

>>55158098
2nd only to

>>55158212
>RbogWISE
What the fuck man???

>>55158326
I await your complimentary edit anon

>>55158041
lmfao now they're begging us HAHAHAHAHA

>>55158041
Money honestly has little meaning to me in this clown hell. I want my enemies crushed underneath my feet.

>>55158326
>cartroon

>>55153493
bringing back memories anon

>>55158212
>RbogWISE

>>55158210
Again, why is she wearing blue? GameStop’s colors are black, white and red. How are you supposed to look at this and think she has anything to do with GameStop?

>>55158430
Nvm I’m retarded. Carry on

>>55158372
The most terrifying force of death, comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
They try, so very hard, to mind their own business and provide for themselves and those they love. They resist every impulse to fight back, knowing the forced and permanent change of life that will come from it.
They know, that the moment they fight back, their lives as they have lived them, are over. The moment the Men who wanted to be left alone are forced to fight back, it is a form of suicide. They are literally killing off who they used to be.
Which is why, when forced to take up violence, these Men who wanted to be left alone, fight with unholy vengeance against those who murdered their former lives. They fight with raw hate, and a drive that cannot be fathomed by those who are merely play-acting at politics and terror.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people's door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy... but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone

>>55158445
in the stock market of course

>>55158444
It's ok prince zuko, you'll catch the avatar yet.

>>55158463
Chuckled

>>55158477
Wtf is that Gabriel Goal??

>>55158488
No it's travis touchdown from no more heroes, some random scene in the new game.

>>55157914
>>55157993
Fair enough but what’s the catalyst? Is a 2008 style market crash still on the menu? Banks were failing for a time that seems to have been a blip

>>55158672
A 2008 style market crash is going to happen no matter what. Whether it’s causes by moass or it itself causes moass. An infinite short squeeze is literally going to pull everything into itself.

>>55158681
I hope you’re right. I’m fucking tired of this unaffordable housing bullshit and yeah I can hold forever, but that doesn’t improve my situation until something changes in my account

>>55158672
Weimar style crack up boom. i.e. a deflationary event followed by hyperinflation.

What's the realistic expectation of this going to $500 a share by July 12th 2023? As a 40 year old man who has worked his entire life with nothing to show for it I would love to stop sleeping on the floor.

Nothing will happen baggies

>>55158802
As a 25 year old man, this mess is your fault, so quit bitching and wait patiently like the rest of us.

>>55158802
>As a 40 year old man who has worked his entire life with nothing to show for it
Kek, and who's fault is that? You faggots get called dumb fuck baggies for a reason.

Kek crypto baggies.

>>55158699
>>55158681
honestly what I look forward to a lot is the amount of houses that I have seen come and gone since the beginning of MOASS that will come up for sale again due to foreclosure or whatever. There are some REALLY sick homes in the nice old timey ravine areas that I wouldn't mind owning. Not only that, but Lake homes in Montana and high rises all throughout the US will plummet in price and suddenly become available. Everything I saw come and go will be back as an offering practically only to me and probably a few hundred or so people in my area who hold. I will pay cash and well above the asking price just to get my dream houses. And don't even get me started on how all of these OF thots will be forced out of some shit simp income when all their pay pigs funds dry up and come to me. If women want to get paid, they'll have to become sugar babies. Too bad for the whores that I'm going to vet the shit out of my sugar baby and pick the least sluttiest of them all to be my workout/ travel buddy. She has to do extreme shit with me though, like mountain climbing, sky diving, wingsuit gliding, hunting.

>>55158802
how's never retiring and living the rest of your miserable life in poverty because you put your meager life savings in a dying video game and funko pop retailer because you fell for made up reddit delusions sound instead?

>>55158802
hmm, have you tried voting harder?

>>55158802
kek boomies

>55158845
The fact that your huffing the copium that any retail holding a few shares of a video game retailer is going to lead to them losing it all is actually kind of sad. Are you ok? Why do you hate us so much?

>>55158889
cool it with the antisemitism

>>55158845
U ok bro?

Alright nebros, what’s the play?

>>55158672
it's going to be 2008 on it's 3rd booster. also, the FDIC is running on fumes per the Financial Times
>43 banks on FDIC problem list

>>55158875
That's actually a really good idea.

interesting

>>55158935
But when are they gonna fall/how close are they?
My birthday is this month and if I can’t see the Great Satan fall than God willing I wanna see my moass

>>55158889
>who has worked his entire life with nothing to show for it
Kek baggies. He has nothing to begin with. He is the definition of a dumbfuck baggie. His 12 shares aren't going to let him make it, ever.

>>55158955
U seem a little agitated..

Do any of you have the link to the videos that faggot made where he was screaming "SUP BAGGIES" behind a dumpster lmao. I unironically think they're hilarious

>55158955
You seem awfully concerned. I just don’t understand why.

>>55158961
oops

>>55158964
I’m fully convinced that’s a larper.

>>55155382
Gabe remembers

>>55158935
It’s going to be 2008 on even more cocaine mixed with a classic 1890s bank panic. Literally none of the problems that caused 2008 were fixed, they were just covered up with Bernanke’s Fun Time Printer and in the meantime the issues behind the scenes are only becoming worse

>>55158993
But anon, if (((I))) have money it MUST mean the problems are all fixed! Right??

>>55158993
john titus has gone defcon 3 but hasn't posted anything since feb. he's a wealth of knowledge on it.
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/yQGtlz56XDCB/

>>55159042
I have no clue if this accounts for inflation but even if it doesn’t it’s terrifying
>for them
Ready your Doom Pauls, it’s gonna get weird

>>55159089
Here's the original source of that image. It is indeed CPI adjusted.

https://observablehq.com/@mbostock/bank-failures

Something weird is afoot.

https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/

>>55159251
i see repeating digits

We're greener and greener every single day.
That 6 months -8% will be gone soon, then the 1 year shortly after.

WAGMI (tomorrow)

GME has to MOASS in the next 17 days or the Game really will be Stopped
>>>/pol/429097678

>>55159363
>yfw gme is the pole

>>55159363
Gme is what’s causing this.

>>55159363
The space jews built giant magnets and are trying to cause total goyim death. It's over bros.

>>55159251
I remember when the SEC started republishing old month's FTD data as new data.

>>55159427
only on the GME timeline

>>55159467
Oh hell no.

>>55159467
additionally, check out the hands in the corner. that's the one part of the image that didn't get shoop de wooped
>tfw space jews are firin teh lazers

>>55159363
>MOASS IS HERE, ACTIVATE THE POLE SHIFT

>>55159532
Understood. Protocol #342657 will be activated. Security vessels unlocked. Aneeka of temmer will proceed to connect the hard shell to the case locker. Connection to ship toleka established. Accelerators moving at 30% velocity. Pole shift time-dimension merging into the current reality. Estimated time until fully unlocked: 17 days. Speak to you later Mr Bogdanoff

wen

>>55159812
Moon? No one knows. Although this month feels like it it might be the beginning of the end.

It's tomorrow

>>55158802
>What's the realistic expectation of this going to $500 a share by July 12th 2023? As a 40 year old man who has worked his entire life with nothing to show for it I would love to stop sleeping on the floor.

0% chance

Holding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLDKX7G3Cxs

>>55159961
>that id
Shut up you dumb fucking yid I’m not selling for less than twelve digits

Don't believe any of this pole shift hooplah, they're just trying to distract from the MOASS that's about to take place.

>>55160055
Checked, and truth-pilled

>>55160055
There's a reason only the schizo posters link /pol/ threads. They're god damn shills here to make us look bad.

>>55160071
Literally, the powers that be will do anything including put out fake news.

it's a distraction for a distraction, for a distraction. Distraction-ception. just look at 9/11, literally happened the day after they announced $2.3 trillion had gone missing and couldn't be accounted for.

America you are so easy to read.

>55159961
>jew id
Kek

>>55160055
MOASS is the pole shift. GME is going to flip the entire market.

>>55158098
Why does she look like that (gross)?

Baggots you have to be close to 1000 completely failed hype events or dates. Jesus Christ can you get a single thing right?

Ahahahahahaha

Muh ceiling. Muh crash

>>55160173
You are so fucked, LOL.

>>55160188
Back to your bankruptcy thread baggot

>>55160195
Are you having a stroke? Either way, so much for blending in:
>>55158430
>>55158444

>>55160195
And you are too! LOL
Please please please, jump! I'll be waiting for it :)

>>55160227
Sir, this is a GameStop thread

The chastity cage poster is a BBBY baggie. If anyone is trying to blend in, it’s him. I am 100% all in on GameStop because I’m not a faggot like this avatarfag over here.

>>55160227
Rodent hated by his own baggies. Sad!

Looks like the staking horse bid got moved by another week for bbby, imagine being in this shitcoin where they keep kicking the can constantly

>>55160071
>muh optics
have i been with you niggers so long, and yet you say, show us the schizo?

What exactly will force the short positions to be closed and why hasn't it already happened in the last three years?

>>55160431
Who fucking cares? I'm buying more, go tell Tavistock I can't be reasoned with and I wake up angry.

>>55160173
We work hard to keep you here bumping the threads with your blathering. GME isn't even a real thing. Have you ever even seen a Gamestop? Thanks for your next bump!

>>55160440
The fact that SHFs can continue to prolong this is worrying. What's another three years to them? If they believed MOASS was inevitable, they would've already closed their positions.

>>55160463
even if they believed MOASS was inevitable (it is) they would try to put it off for as long as possible (one more day).

>>55160431
Ryan Cohen must release the split divvy my basterd

>>55160463
>If they believed MOASS was inevitable, they would've already closed their positions.
>If they believed death was inevitable, they would've already killed themselves.

>>55160475
How much are they struggling, really? They must've opened trillions of shorts when GME was in the $100 to $400 range.

>>55160484
They just posted the highest fund profits in human history. Something tells me they're not even remotely struggling.

>>55160484
There's not enough volume at those prices for that to make sense.

>>55160493
Beating the original title holder Bernie Madoff.

>>55160502
Great comparjson.
How are your nft profits looking compared to Enron?

>>55160440
>>55160502
Based

>>55160493
>profits
This guy is still trying to work the old script

Anons, can you see it? The puzzle pieces are all about to click. The DRS numbers are going to be massive. It was always heat lamp. It was always about type book.

>>55160527
>gamestop
>profits

Ahahahahaha. Best buy still 200% over your market cap?
How's your nft marketplace babe?

>>55160461
Fear grimace

>>55160502
Madoff turned himself in. The government knew and didn't do anything about it. No one is coming to save you. Your only hope is that Ken Griffin et al. grow a conscience and come clean about their alleged crimes.

>>55160559
NYOOOOOO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

we beg the dtcc and Gary Gensler every single say for help!!!!! We upvote all the posts where people whine at them on Twitter.

Ahahahahahahaha

NOBODY IS SAVING YOU BAGGOTS

COHEN WRITES KIDS BOOKS. HE DOESNT SAVE BAGGOTS

>>55160564
>beg the dtcc
>beg the SEC
lol, lmao

>>55160559
>Madoff turned himself in.
After he got redeemed to the point he couldn't hide it.

>>55160533
>Point out he doesn't know the difference between profit and revenue
>This confuses the pajeet, so he lashes out
>He hurts himself in his confusion
Not sending their best, eh?

>>55160484
>>55160564
>>55160559
>tfw pajeet is id hopping to agree with himself
Just can't help themselves, can they?

>>55160589
>Not sending their best
That's the saddest part, they are.

>>55160600
Damn, that's almost too sad to handle. Almost makes one feel bad for those little shitskins. Almost.

>>55160600
checked and keked. top men

>>55160463
I'll wait 20. Kill yourself faggot.

guess date of moass, winner gets one share at the price of the moass

>>55160789
6/9/2069 because Ryan Cohen is a funny memester

>>55160789
Friday

>>55160872
tomorrow or next friyay?

>>55160883
it’s literally today

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>55160789
July 12th.

>>55160883
Friday after next

>>55160789
It's literally tomorrow (feel free to read this on any date)

>>55160943
fair enough, it will continue to be tomorrow until we are ready, then it will be today

>>55160789

01/21/2021

>>55160789
October 25

>>55161064
I keked. good one shillbro

RYAN DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING!!!

>>55161064
>>55161112
>They keep on trying
D E S P E R A T E

>>55161200
I’m desperate for money

I can't stop smoking bongs ava please save me with your luscious tight tummy or Tara gets it

Gme gme not for you it's all for me
Hedge hedge step off ledgie
Give me give me tendies now
Biz is filled with basterd browns

Where it stops, noone knows.
Tara from Penrith has nice toes.

>>55160789
08/08

8 check.

>>55161064
GO BACK to ledddit Rhimjabi!

>>55160789
June 8th 2023

>>55161380
The apples & bananas will be bountiful for all.

>>55161372
>GO BACK to ledddit Rhimjabi!
So fucking happy that redditors are fucking seething over the decision to charge for their API which means 3rd party apps are SOL. One of those apps is Apollo, which needs to pay $20M if it wants to continue accessing the Reddit API.

>>55161372
>White users with the protection of anonymity
How do you know they're white then, you bootleg Supreme Gentleman?

>>55160789
June 7th

>>55160789
Moass is T+2weeks away

>>55161540
*hours

Digits is percent chance of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal.

>>55161616
>161616% chance
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>55161616
>161,616% chance of MOASS today
We're all gonna WAGMI it so hard that we'll have to invent new words to describe it

Sell at 800 rebuy the low and sell at 800 again got it Ryan

>>55161759
>sell
You do not belong here.

>>55161759
A 341 split after a 441 split when the price is at 800ish would mean you have 3 more 800ish and Kenny, who originally had 1 negative 800, now has 3 negative 800.

Are you paying attention? There will be a closed book test soon.

>>55161685
WAGMI so fucken hard.

>>55162031
>There will be a closed book test soon.
I hope its multiple choice

When is we fuckin' rich?! Y'all not hungry for some mutherfuckin' lobster boils?!

>>55162165
>Lobster
Personally I'm more of a crawfish guy. Lobster always tastes so bland. I'll be hosting a ton of crawfish boils in my huge backyard once I'm filthy rich.

>>55162119
Question 7: Who killed Kenny?
A) CIA/BCG
B) Saudis
C) Swiss
D) Mob of American Citizens in the streets of Florida
E) Congenital Heart Disease from high blood pressure related symptoms

>>55162165
>>55162200
fresh seafood from fresh water sources is the true king's food. i don't get why some people don't like it. it's so good.
ps: wagmi

>>55162239
Spacey would be quite a good casting choice actually. They could hire the people who did The Whale and just go wild with the puce makeup.

>52 Week Range 15.41 - 47.99
how far away is last august. ffs

>>55160789
06/13/2023

>>55162200
checked. idk how y'all twist and crack into sea cockroaches. I'll be catching fresh water salmon and calling it a day

>>55161540
bros we've been using T all wrong.
When we say things like "T+2 weeks" we're manifesting that into the past. It's a hedgie trick. In reality it's "T-2 weeks". Like a rocket they don't go "Liftoff T plus 30 seconds" they say "T minus 10.. 9... 8..". Despite it being financial jargon the collective subconscious believes in the "T minus" piece so we have to switch to T-. I don't make the rules

https://twitter.com/melissaleecnbc/status/1664324706739077121

BTFO once more.
Show me a single CNBC or WSJ article about GameStop or Ryan Cohen that has been wrong.

>>55162200
>>55162583
Here's how
>get steaming pot
>put lobsters above water
>steam them
>melt butter & put in little dishes
>rip out meat and dip in butter and eat
The problem with seafood, aside from fish really, is that you are ALWAYS being ripped off. When I do lobsters with the family I usually eat 2 lobsters for myself. If you're at a restaurant the best you're getting is one lobster, sometimes without claws, for like 4x the price and you won't be full. Also they usually prepare it in some weird way when steamed + butter is the best way to eat it.
This is especially true for baked stuffed shrimp

>>55162661
>prepare it in some weird way when steamed + butter is the best way to eat it.
Honestly? I kind of like a Lobster roll if it's done properly.

But yeah, Lobster with butter is the dogs bollocks.

>>55162583
No different than crab, which people will call a delicacy depending on what kind. Most animals on earth are scavengers. Crawfish, lobster, crabs, shrimp and catfish all eat dead things. Fish eat all of those+bugs and frogs. Chickens or turkeys eat mostly bugs and seeds. Doesn't matter, the nutrients they eat are processed same as any other animal. They're all working as filters taking all the little bits of protein and vitamins and packaging it into convienient tastey slabs of meat. So long as you aren't slamming back tons of mackerel with high mercury you're getting good healthy food. Shellfish, fish, poultry, beef, dairy, and fruit is the food of champions. The losers are the ones eating grains and corn like livestock. And after we make it, we're all gonna be champions.

>>55162763
>Do QE ID
NANI?

>>55162775
>>55162775
>>55162775
Threaded.

>>55161616
>55 16 16 16
Checked.

>>55162815
>>55162815
>>55162815

>>55162661
will try the lobster pill

>>55162731
lobster rolls do sound good, I like pre-preparation

>>55162763
>They're all working as filters taking all the little bits of protein and vitamins and packaging it into convienient tastey slabs of meat

very well said