/biz/ - Business & Finance

I hope none of you still have NVDA bags.

>>55150842
Lol you faggots are so shortsighted

The 31.4 trillion dollar debt limit has been extended temporarily until January 2, 2025, at which time the limit will be raised to meet the face amount of all obligations. What lies in the future, fiscal conservatism perhaps? I hope they choose a principled approach.

>>55150859
Anon, CSCO routers, MSFT computers, and ADBE software is omnipresent.

That does not mean their stocks were good buys in 1999/2000.

>>55150878
You’re kidding right, they never choose to be responsible. The republicans have totally caved into everything they are useless

plby ;)

Hate how this market moves.

Zooms up, goes down in stairs (looking at DAX)

How /fit/ and rich do I need to be to be worthy of a nonfat gf? I ask because I ate a whole baguette after getting heemed yesterday.

INITIAL JOBLESS CLAIMS in 30 minutes

there, now this thread isn't 100% useless

WHY IS $AI DUMPING IN FREE MARKET:?

>>55150924
>its low
>we get more hikes
>its high
>fuck ita a recession
its lose lose unless you're in bonds

>>55150915
get a fat gf and get /fit/ together.

>>55150859
>He baked
>nvda baggie
Kek

my stocks gonna be more valuabe if there is more debt, right?

>>55150915
I have tinder & get cute matched all the time.
Yesterday I got matched with some fat bitch I don't remember swiping right on
Then before I even texted her, she unmatched me
It hurt a little

>>55150946
I hold no NVDA but I am up over 100% YTD, how bout you? :)

>>55150949

Why did SentinelOne plummet afterhours???
I all-ined on it at close last night

Can you faggot burgers finally get this debtceiling shit over with? It's the only thing that stops me from trading properly. You can't do fuckin shit knowing the market will react like a retard on any bullshit news. I'm a bobo and I expect the same bullshit like last friday.

futures are barely up. i thought the debt deal was going to super pump the market mumu.

>>55150812
Happy Pride month SOXL sisters!

>>55151014
>Thinks the debt ceiling is an issue at all
>Is a bear
pottery

>>55151013
It seems everyone is sick of the AI bubble shit.

>>55151014
Just stick to euro market then.

>>55150970
Im up 10000% ytd :) <3 ;)

>>55151014
It is over. It already passed the contentious vote so any further headlines are about rubberstamping.

>>55150878
Nah, boomoids rule the US, younger generations are too stupid, brown, busy with some socjus bullshit to politically organize and enact the day of the pillow. That and US is not stopping immigration, so they have room to kick the can down for some time.

YOU PUSH IT

ADP numbers

>>55150933
The market is so efficient that we already went through all the stages of a bubble. If you didn't get out now you never will.

>>55151037
I don't think about a default. I think about the fake pump in equities in advance of Yellen being able to issue treasuries

Daily reminder that we are in an (AI) bubble, even more disconnected from reality of the fundamentals of the economy both domestic and global, current and future, than at the peak of the bubble
>Daily reminder that AI will not save you from total consumer death
Daily reminder that we already have all time high record consumers living paycheck to paycheck; this is prior to student loan repayment resuming in August
>Daily reminder that the consumer cannot borrow more and have all tapped out their credit cards
Daily reminder that delinquency and default rates are rising sharply across all loans/credit
>Daily reminder that monetary policy lags by 12-18 months
Daily reminder that banks have completely collapsed in lending, both in the origination of loans, the tightening of lending standards, and the failure to roll previous loans
>Daily reminder that money supply growth has gone negative (due to this)
Daily reminder that we are seeing more bankruptcy filings by this time of year than anytime in the last 10 years
>Daily reminder that earnings and margins have been falling (sharply) across the board and that it is only ONE delusional CEO's guidance based entirely on nothing that has driven this entire market rally; a company that is now doing a share offering at the inflated share price as a result of this guidance
Daily reminder that not a single other semiconductor maker gave similar guidance - all gave the opposite
>Daily reminder that more banks will fail due to the yield curve remaining inverted longer than they anticipated and that the credit crisis is not over
Daily reminder that bank failures are not bullish
>Daily reminder that the debt ceiling rising will result in a government crowding out effect, as liquidity is drained for the issuance of T-Bills and bonds
Daily reminder that we are in full AI bubble mania, where there is totally irrational, buy everything mentality - the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent [bears]

>>55151077
Anyone got that pot smoking Bobo?
>HIGHER
>FOR
>LONGER

>>55151042
LMAO, the euro market yesterday moved stronger on US jobs report than the US market.

>>55151077
?

>>55151102
this pasta is lame, you got a new one?

>>55151112
Facts are not lame.

>>55151102
>>55151040
Cope you dumb fucking faggots. You just love latching onto one thing and freaking out about how it's akshully going to be the end this time. Doesn't being so wrong all the time get old?

>>55151122
OK, what alternative explanation do you have for SentinelOne's precipitous plunge?

>>55151110
It's supposed to be the best preview for Friday's job numbers.

do any of you faggots actually pay attention to market newss?

>>55151132
>>55151136
ADP is notoriously shit and unreliable though. The official numbers will be whatever the BLS needs them to be.

>>55151120
oh damn, you going to quote Ben Shapiro next Mr. Facts. Going to unleash a bit of your inner kekistani? Don't hold back. I understand.

>>55151136
anon...

>>55151129
You do know that things go down a little bit after going up a lot sometimes, right? Have you participated in the stock market before? You do know that trends sometimes take years to unfold, right?

>>55151132
Who determines these forecasts? How can you think it's going to go from 296 to 170 in the space of a month?

If it actually did drop that much then you git big problems.

278 seems about right, a reasonable drop from last month

YOU PUSH IT

We are going to dump today and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>55151155

FREE KEKISTAN

how is LABU looking

>>55151146
>ADP is notoriously shit and unreliable though.
Yes, but they did revise the calculations for it recently. I don't know if we've got enough reports to see if it's gotten better.
>The official numbers will be whatever the BLS needs them to be.
This is really becoming a problem, not just for the jobs number. Every single economic data release now seems to have significant revisions to the previous.

>>55151178
>Every single economic data release now seems to have significant revisions to the previous.
*laughs in oil inventories*
*cries*

>>55151171
I'm a bobo and I don't believe that. They will rally into the weekend, for no reason. SPY 4200-4210

>>55151163
Yes and when it's a garbage stock in a bubble sector, the bubble pumps it less but still heems it relentlessly once it pops.

>>55151136
>>55151160
Fucking kek

Labor department released weekly jobless claims right now. Someone post it

>>55151186
8:30 numbers just dropped

>>55151177
Well look at XBI, then multiply it by about 3x.

>>55151193

>>55151194
Yeah, just waiting to load up, all fine Mumu.

>>55151160
>>55151192
No you don't understand it's a parody account haha

>>55151194
USD acting weird though vs EUR.

>>55151207
So all basically in line with expectations?

>>55151219
Resilient jobs market with cooling labor costs. Soft landing confirmed. Invincible economy forever.

>>55151210
What you loading up on. Everyone still catching a ride on AI tech hype? Just NVDA? What else?

Is that it? Are we done with AI already? I thought they'd wait Q2 to see it's actually complete bullshit

>>55151235
ADP much better than expected. I think more importantly huge drop in labor costs, gives fed reason to skip a hike at the next meeting.

>>55151102
>AI bubble
This is why I hold Gamestop. The AI wants it to pop.

>>55151244
Yeah, consumer getting drained, worker not getting paid. EZ economy,

At least the PM action makes much more sens than the one on Tuesday, which was peak delusion and shook me out of my puts ffs

>>55151252
Oh yeah totally I'm sure the emerging technology is completely done now, nothing anyone can do with it going forward

>>55151247
Load up on shorts, lol

>>55151257
So why are futures stagnating?

>>55151136
I go to investing.com like a grown up, not twitter like a you

>>55151194
kek, dropping, market now will always do the opposite of what oyu might think

How did the Russians fall for the OG indian scamcoin?

lmao, more democrats than rinos voting for McCuck's poopy puppy package. Just fucking buy TLT and wait for grandma yellen to dump like 4 nvdia's worth of bonds on the market and crush yields down to negative.

>>55151297
I see a couple of headlines that these labor costs were revised heavily. Market might be waiting for PMI numbers later to do something.

>>55151257
So why does it drop?
Data doesn't even matter anymore. It didn't during the rallye. It won't during the decline.

>>55151308
>>55151297
God you guys are so pitiful. Imagine wanting the economy to fail this badly.

>mfw people thought the US would default rather than raise an imaginary line

>>55151204
how is XBI looking

>>55151320
Imagine wanting the economy to constantly expand.

>apologize

Mumu thinks that bobo wants the economy to collapse.. No.
Little does he realize that it is he, mumu, who is making the problem worse, that the more mumu kicks the can and shoves the dirt under the rug, the larger and more destructive the crisis will be
Mumu doesn't understand that cycles are normal and healthy
Bobo wants to administer antibiotics to treat the infection
Mumu wants to administer morphine to reduce the pain and make the patient "feel good"
Who is the better "doctor"?

>>55151347
I'm sorry today is gonna be so green
haha, is that what you meant?

imagine giving an 80 year old man with dementia a credit card with a 4 trillion dollar + limit to buy tanks and planes for some eastern european shithole.

>>55151313
is this actually a good trade anyone?

EU AGAIN fucking crashing harder on US data. This pathetic joke of a shit market, lmao. DAX SHITCOIN price action

>>55151313
that's what I was thinking. just sink my shit into TLT. honnestly feeling like a retarded move, but it might pay

>>55151361
hahahaha BAGGIE hows that default working out you dumb retard faggot

>>55151367
gee i dunno, all the pundits on the business media are saying that the boys over at F.E & D are going to pause the rate hikes, and grandma yellen's gonna have a pride month bond sale now that the rino's have come charging in and broke all the barriers.

Just a reminder the capitalism and the market
is pseudo blahblahblah and its not sustainable
and all the finance blablahblah because the
expiration date and Marx blahblahblah labor and capital blahblahblah

big american corporations LOVE proxy wars

>>55151379
shit still has to get through the senate's amendment vota-a-rama, but yeah this shit's still fucked.

Ok /smg/.... how would you split up $12k to invest over the next month?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55151396
>HERES HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN

>>55151397
Go to Tradovate, run the trial. NASDAQ futures. Go from there.

>>55151367
no

>>55151360
maybe today but your AI pump is transitory bro

futures

>>55151335
fomo yet?

>>55151409
bernie already said he's not voting for the bill because he doesn't want to take food off the table of working families.

Every time we get a good week and people make money in the markets, "they" decide to fuck everyone hard the following week.

>>55151409
I don't really understand Bernie's position. One way he want the worker's package to be right, the other way if the deal would be blocked, those workers would instantly get fired due to market crash...So there's no right way if yourself cannot come up with a better solution.

>>55151439
see >>55151447
not voting is effectively taking the food off the table

>>55151397
>>55151397
I wouldn't.
I'd just do covered calls on AMD

>>55151442
It's kind of like an IQ test

>>55151397
slurp Oil and Lumber

>>55151459
working families don't actually work retard, they just sit on welfare and collect gibs

I'm leaving my job tomorrow and using my 401k to trade big money spy options. I've gotten 200% returns a couple times on 0dte trades but I want uninterrupted market access, I think I'm losing it

2 weeks from now should be a good time to buy yeah? got fomc and quad witching same week

>>55151523
trade futures man, like a grown up

>>55151523
>I think I'm losing it
If by "it" you mean your 401k, yeah probably. Plus it'll be taxed as income and you'll also pay a 10% penalty on top of that.

So not much of a consensus here today

You boys ready for NVDA $300 EoD?

>>55151523
Based gambloor.

>>55151547
>Plus it'll be taxed as income
I'm in the lower tax bracket so it wouldn't be as bad if I don't 'make it'

Anyone have thoughts on PLTR

>>55151567
Godspeed anon. How big is this 401k? Not big enough to bump you into a higher tax bracket?

>SO MUCH HIGHER
>FOR SO MUCH LONGER
The US economy is firing on all of the cylinders right now.

>>55151397
Take the risk, ride the retard wave
TSLA
NVDA x2
AMD
MSFT
AAPL

+ Insider bonus advice (just because it's you apu) : ISRG x2

>>55151586
And DAX dumps harder than SPX. Fuckin hate trading EU. Stupid proxy indices that move unpredictable.

>>55151585
about $17k, I might clear it. I'm also concerned about the recession that the fed said would be expected this year

>>55151596
>>55151586
Meanwhile EU inflation data 5am EST, didn't matter. lol

This fuckin continent is so cucked.

73.3% no hike

PLEASE BROS WHAT DO ABOUT UNG

>>55151596
>>55151607
You've been Scholz'd.

Bili bros...we won't get real anime anytime soon

>>55151611
Bullish?

>>55151586

>government dogshit employment numbers

anybody see the study some guy on fintwit did where like 12 out of the last 14 employment numbers were off by huge margins relative to "expectations"? If anybody really gave a shit about the retards who can't even calculate claims, yields would be rallying right now.

>>55151611
we haven't even had a bank collapse in weeks. shits getting hiked.

SOXLSISTERS HOW WE FEELING RIGHT NOW?

>>55151599
Checked and Biden already canceled the recession last year so don't worry about that. Also if you roll that money into a Roth IRA you won't have to pay any taxes or penalties on it (I think), and you'll still be able to trade with it.

>>55151588
Thank you this is all good stuff, though I'm already heavily invested in a 2X NASDAQ etf
Idk wtf ISRG is... looks weird, but I can throw some money at it

>>55151611
>>55151624
It's weird, for the last days the chance of hike was above 50 %. Now suddenly with this "skip" bullshit it went back despite jobs report? Why did the market drop on the jobs report if it didn't mean "hike"?

>>55151397
High end call girls, full week rental

>>55151643
Never mind, I'm wrong, you do have to pay taxes even if you roll it over. What a fucking scam.

>>55151611
Right now I'm still leaning towards a "pause & hold" at the next meeting to fuel the
>full retard soft landing no recession infinite QE rates at zero by EOY anticipation euphoria
over the summer.
Also "inflation" needs time to re-accelerate so that the hikes can begin anew in the fall or early '24.

Friendly reminder that these rate decision "futures" are nothing but gambling odds by degenerates on withdrawal whose brains are friend from almost two decades of N/Z/LIRP and (pretty much) infinite QE.
Before the last FED meeting the was a "sudden and unexpected" one(1)% down day in the S&P 500 and on that day the odds for a rate cut (A CUT) at the next meeting shot up by more than 100%.
Ridiculous.

>>55151624
I'd say mildly. The pause now seems likely, but if inflation starts picking up they will keep raising. So you just want to keep getting data that says everything's ok, rates are fine here.

>>55151632
It doesn't matter as long as these are the numbers people and algos are paying attention to...

>>55151611
let's see tomorrow. The core PCE indicated room for a hike. I don't know why people have such short memory.
Imma buy some vix

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>>55151681
The PCE indicated, but what did the market do? did you forget that? It doesn't seem to care about ANYTHING anymore.

holy moly

>>55151642
not great considering how much nvda has run up

>>55151679

but they're not paying attention to them. All that positive employment data and the 30 year yield dumped 2% and gold shrugged it off... That's not how it normally works.

market is waiting for data released at 10, employment at this point in the cycle is a nothingburger

>>55151697
>off by 2 seconds
>no other WTFWT
pep si /6uus/

>>55151554
What am I looking at? Contracts expiring?

>>55151681
>The core PCE indicated room for a hike
>ancient data from a week ago

SPX will do a double bottom 4 hourly and pump tomorrow cause burgers are fags. 4200-4210 for the weekend and next week dump.

>>55151709
This market has destroyed us

Ah. Back to dumping, my safe zone.

>>55151728
I'm actually tired. Always short 1 hour too early and it gigapumps. Then when it comes down I close 1 hour too early and miss on gains 2x. It's retarded. (DAX)

>>55151699
it was right during the NVDA mania. it got totally silenced

>already printed a wagie's salary in 5 minutes

>>55151728
I'll simply not care anymore. I don't see potential upwards. I set my shorts and might go for vacation as it was planned. Or do whatever.

>>55151743
We talking yearly or hourly

looks like that double top on the SPY is setting us up for a good old fashioned rug pull, situations like this are when you should jump off the rug before you fall on your ass

OH GOD

Can the dow jones be green for once? For as long as my recent memory dates back, it's been crabbing red down 0.4 a day

>>55151424
Bullish, no rape hike this FOMC
We did it reddit, we defeated inflation

>>55151757
Monthly

>>55151773
Nice

What in tarnation?

>>55151728
if by "this market" you mean your leaders then yes. from now on plebs will be eternally locked out of making it.
imagine you are a crab: you can only move sideways, only "progress" horizontally from one meaningless job to another, never move up vertically in society, forever. this is (You) now.

>>55151763
literally, no exaggeration, this month of May was the worst month for the Dow in 11 years
only 5 green days
and, historically, when you have a 5 days of red in a row for the Dow, future returns in the coming weeks / months are *not* good

NVDA top is in, not gonna go above $390.
>>55151710
Profit chart of $340 strike puts expiring 6/16.

ABBV sisters what the fuck is happening

alright which one of you as in here shilling TGT last night

>>55151788
I wouldn't necessarily so it's that bad of a thing. It's still holding up, there's been no big drops atleast...could just be building a constructive base

>>55151792
I figured after earnings and that huge pump was the correct time to buy puts on that company

and just like that nvda will never be under $389 a share again

STOP THE HEEM

>>55151816
Bogdanoff's Law: eet pomped? eet will domp.

>>55151817
It's at 384, wtf

Update me on some report coming out in a few minutes?

>>55151817
You meant to say above, right?

so what happened with the debt ceiling? printing back on the menu yet or what?

MY FUCKIN GOD I CAN'T SHORT BECAUSE OF THIS DEBT CEILING BULLSHIT IT'S MAKING ME MAD I CAN'T FUCKIN SHORT BECAUSE I EXPECT AS STUPID FAKE PUMP AND I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE RED JUST FOR A STUPID FAKE ASS PUMP FFS FOR 2 WEEKS WE HAVE THIS BULLSHIT ON THE MENU ALREADY FUCKIN END IT GODDAMN

>>55151745
Focus on something other than equities

What is propping up NVDA?

>>55151913
Settle down beavis.

Still not too late to jump on the IRBT train to $61. the train departs in mid June.

>>55151929
people who like other mens buttholes

DXY at the support for the last week

Sell the news
lol
lmao

>>55151929
Plot twist: AI pumping its own bags.

Surprise
It's a crab day
Enjoy

>>55151913
covered put dipshit

>>55151967
Not if you're looking at the Dow Jones lmao

The BOIL endgame is near. We are mere pennies away from the closure of this bet.

>>55151624
>>55151611
Anyone have the chart showing that historically whenever the Fed pauses hikes (maybe reverses? idk) that the market crashes after?

anybody have the chart with the x-ray of the guy and his head is in his rectum

>>55151972
NOT TRADING RETARDED TIMED OPTIONS. UNTIMED BULLSHIT LIKE CFD OR "BARRIERS" (some type of options with overnight fees but higher leverage) (IG)

NASDAQ IS UNSTOPPABLE

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

Feeling frisky, what will 10x my $100 end of day? Dubs decides

VIX new lows for the week.

I will remind everybody today that the market will be closed the day after Father's Day for the people who don't know their father.

>>55151313
>4 nvdia's worth of bonds
Finally, a useful idea from Baggie. Denominating shit in Nvidias.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

OH FUCK NOW IT'S PUMPING
AND I SOLD YESTERDAY TO TAKE PROFIT
I'M MISSING OUT ON ALL OF THIS GAINS
I AM LITERALLY NGMI

>>55151993
Ask your doctor

>>55152016
vix will pump, indices will dump

ISM just released....

>>55152046
ISM mixed

Told you pump on nothing. This will not go down before the weekend. Tomorrow we'll go for 4210.

>>55152013
The outperforming is getting silly, they can't keep getting away with this!

>>55152064
Orders and Prices in severe contraction

>>55151960
I have a date with my female broker tomorrow, any advice? Im nervous as fuck

OH NO NO NO TRKA BAGGIES

took profits on intel lognss

Diablo iv releasing tonight, tomorrow half of men under 40yo wagie workforce will call in sick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4ZD6DZ5wII

Let Shaneequa Ramsey give it to you straight, anon.

>>55152074
don't forget to use a limit order. no need for any surprises this early.

BOIL looks like gutter trash

down 98% since last year, one of the worst performing LETF's

Anyone still holding BOIL?

VIX market maker pay pig sluts. If I've told you once I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES. YOU WILL NOT CUM UNTIL YOU PAY ME MY TITHES. THE PRICE IS NOW DOUBLE
>short the VIX
>VIX market makers are quivering in sexual anticipation to give you their money

>>55152064
>Leaving out the best part
>Prices paid

>>55152074
women love sex, money, gossip and virtue signaling. so just eat pussy and she will select you for the next round

dont forget that even if a girl makes you her official orbiter, she is still looking around and compare you to her unofficial orbiters. Women always control the sex market and are the sex capitalists. Even if you think you won, ,as a male, you are still a pussyslave.

Construction spending is through the roof, where’s this recession Twitter keeps telling me about?

>>55152067
In a world where industrial/manufacturing is slowing down and expensive to maintain, the Software world looks just efficient and cheap. makes total sense in a way

>>55152092
WE WILL NEVER BE SLAVES!

BUT WE WILL BE CONQUERORS...

>>55152092
>you are still a pussyslave.
a *disposable* pussy slave to her

women have no problem replacing a lover, a biological father, a non-biological father with the latest orbiters making them cum for free

bought 6/2 417 puts

>VIX down 7%
>SPY up 0.05%

its outta juice. Let the 0DTE put buyers decompose it

>>55152091
>stat isn't on there
https://tradingeconomics.com/calendar

>>55151960
We hit the local top and now are heading to local bottom. This shit happens every FOMC then the FED tacks on another 25 bps the economy doesn't collapse into a 10000 generation Bear market and we search for the new local top as everyone starts chirping about FED pause despite the FED saying more rate hikes are coming.

post ism probabilities just dropped

>>55151314
Are they just making up the data?

>Manufacturing PMI 46.9 versus 47.1 last month
>prices paid 44.2 versus 52.0 estimate and 53.2 last month
>new orders 42.6 versus 45.7 last month
>backlog of orders 37.5 versus 43.1 last month
“Overall impact for our business is mixed. Our scientific instrumentation business continues to be weakened by lending to support capital purchasing, while services and consumables stay on track and continue to increase in some markets. Hiring has slowed in response to continued global uncertainty on inflation and unrest in Europe.” [Computer & Electronic Products]
“Demand continues to gain momentum due to new business pipelines finally yielding billable production. Personal care and home care are drivers.” [Chemical Products]
“We continue to have a strong backlog for our customer orders; however, new orders are slowing. Our supplier on-time delivery continues to be a challenge for us, and we still face price increases on a weekly basis. Labor shortages are getting better within our organization and throughout our supply chain.” [Transportation Equipment]
“Pricing seems to be becoming the primary focus of supply and sourcing teams, as customers and consumers are beginning to push back. While inflation is easing on some discretionary goods, high food costs persist across most categories.” [Food, Beverage & Tobacco Products]
“Business is returning to pre-pandemic levels. There is increased demand in commercial/government markets and reduced demand in residential/consumer markets.” [Machinery]
“Less volatility in customer demand from one month to six months out; seeing signs of slowing in the second half of 2023 and potentially into early 2024. Logistics, particularly from East Asia, continue to return to historical-level transit times; Europe and India remain elevated. Supply shortages are limited to select items only. Suppliers are still seeking price increases but are too late to be asking now.” [Fabricated Metal Products]

>>55152074
As long you say your VTI chad she'll always love you

>>55152124
Hikebros...

>>55152133
“Although sales are slightly lower, they are holding at current rate — soft, not catastrophic.” [Furniture & Related Products]
“Moderate increase in customer orders/demand, supplier deliveries improving, and raw material prices stable to soft.” [Plastics & Rubber Products]
“Business conditions are good, demand remains strong, and we are continuing to ramp up production to keep up.” [Miscellaneous Manufacturing]
“Industrial and high-tech demands are pushing out, as a slowdown is clear. This is stunting growth and currently making 2023 demand look flat to only slightly up, compared to original projections of 10-percent growth.” [Electrical Equipment, Appliances & Components]

>>55152089
Think most of the BOIL baggies capitulated at the 3 range.

>>55152106
>heading to fomc with a vix at 17
here we go again. it's the same shit over again. I'm not sure if it could go lower with the debt ceiling shit tho

So why is CVNA straight up rocketing today?

I'll have you all know that right now I believe this market is much too silly.

Does anyone remember what happened to the hedge fund that shorted GameStop stock during the pump? Can’t remember the outcome.

>>55152179
Melvin?

>>55152179
go back to your containment thread

>>55152013
RAMPAGE
https://youtu.be/NvRDBuoJXmQ

>>55152082
Summary?

im up 1% on my stock. yesterday was big green day too so my position is slightly comfier now.

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>>55152179
they closed and paid out what was left to customers

>>55152096
spending cuts, mandatory savings plan, pay as you go enacted into law for the first time ever, oh and lets not forget student loan's are back on the books. Where do you think we'll be 12-18 months from now?

Should I short activision blizzard? I know whats going to happen. This D4 shit is going to come out full of niggers and trannys and flop faster than a fish out of water.

>>55152204
I’m glad to hear there was a happy ending

The vixfix is in
Thank you ppt

>>55152137
I am
she said she'll prepare a picnic. should I buy flowers or is that too much for a first date?

Uh, SOXL sisters....

>>55152211
the first quest is going to be kill 4 skeletons and report back to me so i can give you a golden dilator. look forward to it

>>55151972
With the VIX this low?

>>55152211
ATVI is a merger arb play. No one cares whether they make money.

>>55152211
I don't think anyone cares enough about diablo 4. Gamers or investors. Even if it flops it won't represent much on their earnings. It's nothing. You can be there will be degenerate tranny shit injected into that garbage though.

>>55152245
gotta make the short interest back somehow

>>55152279
tho ratios might be better

Don't forget AVGO will report earning and pump SOXL this evening, saying AI 30 times in their call

>>55152179
>>55152184
So picrelated is what happened.
It's inexplicable in any other way.
Melvin was the first entity to metaphorically liquidate a supposed billion dollar short position on a 5 minute candle with barely any volume. Also they were said to be deep in the red but those losses have seemingly never materialized for them.
If anybody has a non-Chud explanation, let us hear it.

>>55152228
naw since it's picnic make some dessert like cookies or some sweets that are individually warped

>Bonjour

>>55152235
Can I interest you in buying some well priced calls
It will surely go up the remainder of this year

I just shorted NVIDIA at $386 with 8x leverage
what am I in for?

>>55152276
d4 will not flop even if the game sucks at 90 dollars per copy

>>55152322
When is the last time they made a game that was any good? Even their flagship game loses subscribers. They don't know how to make products anymore.

Who else /increasing bond allocation/ here?

>>55152320
lambos

>>55152336
Dragonflight was a good expansion and actually caused numbers to retake FF14 in sub count. I get overwatch left a bad taste but completely different teams

Subsequent to the GameStop short squeeze event, Melvin Capital disclosed that it is the target of at least nine lawsuits relating to its behavior during that period.[33] Allegations include Melvin's participation in a conspiracy against retail investors, and also that Melvin "made misstatements about their role in the conspiracy to the public." Melvin contends that these lawsuits are "without merit."[33]
2022

In May 2022, Bloomberg News reported that Melvin Capital planned to close its funds and return the cash to its investors by June 30.[34][35]

>>55150842
just say it'll drop you fat fuck

>>55152211
>>55152276
>>55152322
D4 might be a ghost town two-times-two-weeks after release but it won't matter since they made their money at $90 per copy and there will be enough suckers to buy.
I'm waiting for high quality free (or pirated) Lilith SFM.

CVNA anyone?

>>55151312
they should use it to buy gurkkas to zerg rush the krauts

>>55152138
TOUCHDOWN!

>>55151424
is nfp this friday?

>>55152373
I like the webm because all the soiboys do the soi face and the boomer and one guido is like whatever man.

>>55151397
nvda calls 18 Aug @ 500

>>55152340
decreasing.

>>55151979
What price do you think theyll R/S at?

>>55151397
I would lend it all out at pay day loan rates.

>>55152320
If you can keep it running for a few months you're in for at least a x4

Short term you'll just get squeezed

Told you this market is retarded and wants 4210.

>>55152101
Is WoD even any good? I havent played since cataclysm

AN IRRATIONAL EXUBERANCE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

fake and gay market always wins

Where is bobo?

BVLL SURGE

Why is this market so gay? Not even typically gay but ultra gay?

>>55151739
>Always short 1 hour too early and it gigapumps. Then when it comes down I close 1 hour too early and miss on gains 2x
Get out of my head, faggot.

So can anybody explain the pump? I knew it would come, but I want a reason.

a lot of you need to be disabused of a notion really fast. a bunch of posts about le ai bubble and snarky comments about how a company will mention ai on their call and dumb people will buy.
first of all, you're wrong, but beyond that, it doesn't matter. not you, or any number of retarded retail clowns who you're projecting onto have enough capital to move the market. only the big guys do. so you complaining about price action that you don't like is absolutely moronic and it's how you miss rallies, it's textbook getting emotional. the stock market always does what it's supposed to do. it may do one thing for a long time and then switch, it may do one thing one day another the next, but it's always doing what it's supposed to, choreographed perfectly, the price is always what they want it to be, and nothing a ceo says or does or any buy from anyone you think is stupid is gonna change the price, because the big operator is always in charge, always deciding what the price should be.
is ai a bubble? maybe. are stupid people buying? maybe. but it's where the price action is right now and if you don't want to be wrong you play it or you get out of the market.

>>55152322
>>55152276
Diablo is supremely boring to me. Worse than mobile games.

>>55152469
Don't hide just buy.

>>55152440
Lol no. Leveling was fun, but it's said to be the worse expansion of all. The endgame was lacking, but I can't tell you since I didn't raid. Leveling was fun though.

>>55152469
>free infinite debt printer resumes
>pivoooooooot

where's bobo?

>>55152469
the laundromat will remain open for business so here we are.

>>55152476
Which AI stocks are you invested in/watching?

the soft landing anons were right

>>55152469
Dude AI lmao

>>55152403
Why decreasing?
>bond market pricing in recession
>historic crash after debt ceiling raise
>current market obviously driven by hype
I took profits from the recent AI bubble and cycled them into bonds and gold.

>VIX down 9%
Good golly

>>55152476
This guy thinks that it's rational when the market completely reverses price action after every FOMC.

>>55152459
Can't have the goyim making money, only ESG niggas do.

>>55152507
If I didn't know any better, i'd reckon ((they)) are getting ready for a rug pull.

$CHWY will pull a GME today, grab your balls

>>55152484
>>55152484
>free infinite debt printer resumes
You mean debt ceiling?
>pivoooooooot
Based on what?

I want a serious answer to my question for the pump. I'm a bobo, I expected it, I even called it. But the data don't tell me why. Just my gut feeling and experience on this retard market

>>55152498
Yes

>>55151303
>single source
>website
>not in a race to first announcement

>buying the news

>>55151359
mumu's and bobo's want to drive the market.

this is a fools errand.

>>55152483
WoD only had 1 real patch. The pvp balance sucked and they tried to force a focus on pointless openworld shit.
The raids were actually the only fun part, although I also enjoyed the infinite garrison goldfarming. Passive income. Too bad it permanently ruined the economy for every future expansion.

Kind of similar to covid stimmies, honestly.

>>55152494
googl, snap, KOMP etf

Is there a way I can disable the ability to sell holdings in my account? I always seem to sell at the fucking worst time
I have Fidellity btw

>>55152569
The economy is ruined thanks to bot anyways. The economy is even officially ruined thanks to Blizz.
They introduced the wow token into classic WOTLK. I even thought a few days ago about just playing a little for the good old memories. Fuck no, not with WoW token bullshit. Blizz saved me.

>>55151554
>premiums

>>55152569
Played a little CIV 5 over the weekend, got enough of that now too and I think I got my "gaming fix" for the next weeks/months.

>>55152543
>2008 was THE soft landing all along

i'm a poopy boy

I have never NOT gotten buttfucked on a trailing stop loss. How the fuck do you set them? Everyone talks like they're a necessity, but for me it's always been a one-way ticket to severe self-heeming.
>t. just buckbroke my own portfolio on $TQQQ

>>55151806
>over bought on the minute
>over sold on the hour

baby we're headed to the floor

>>55152523
Short squeeze?

>>55152627
dont use trailstop just set stoploss just below the recent swing-low.

Carvana is absolutely ripping to high heavens today. These double digit days just keep coming

>>55152424
>What price do you think theyll R/S at?
Last split was at $4 back in 2020. My view is that they'll split at sub $2, but if they want they could wait until it hits pennies.
I think it's more likely they split sooner because as stocks approach penny status the 1 cent bid/ask spread becomes meaningfully wide to the point that it starts to suppress liquidity.
Even now, you're immediately losing 0.5% just to enter a trade on BOIL.

>>55152595
How do actiblizz custoomers feel about microsuck acquisition in youe opinion?

i hope you fags didn't buy BOIL yesterday

Life is becoming unbearable

VIX? Ha ha yeah we short that shit around here. Literary free money

>>55152683
vix will rise soon

>>55152650
Are you gonna buy in after they reverse split? Im thinking of dropping half my portfolio into it then.

Market's safe. Go max long.

>>55152689
nope new paradigm. VIX is dead and 0DTE is guilty of murder in the 0th degree

VIX* finna about to sub 15

>>55152678
just wait a little bit, it's actually about to become unbearable.

>>55152668
i bought a little but sold it in the premarket before it started doomping

>>55152653
I don't know. I'm not playing blizz stuff anymore. Not gonna touch Diablo 4. I had a look at Diablo 2 Resurrected, they actually demand +40 Euros for that. You can't find it cheaper. Imagine for a fuckin MAKEOVER/GRAPHICS UPDATE 40 euros.

I actually thought max 20... I should have known. Beyond saving

>>55152690
Nah, I'm not really interested in touching NG until fall, or at least late summer.
Too much uncertainty. I do think there's an underappreciation for potential shortages next winter though.

Nobody can explain this gigapump, right? Nobody, lol

>>55152699
Null is 0, sorrow is negative. So, nothing to worry about at null. Tell my wife I said "hello".

Baker?
>>55152678
Same

>>55152683
>VIX market maker pay pig sluts in the rear view mirror

>>55151979
kek! i am glad you have not forgotten. i don't want to watch the actual event tho.

Yeah man let's just keep pumping and pumping and pumping

>>55152707
>>55152653
With "I had a look" I meant I googled for it. I thought about playing it if I'd find it for 6-10 Euros on MMOGA or whatever key webpage. But no, it's 40. LOL

>>55152718
There's no risk in the market any more. Fed just said it won't hike, GOP said it won't default. Now we just sit around collecting money printer money.

>>55152089
i just bought
a little this morning

>>55152745
What about the data? Less economical activity. It pumped on the ISM. The ISM was bad, so? Is this a rate cut pump? I expected it to pump tomorrow for the weekend debt limit bullshit as last friday. The did it today it seems.

Baking

>>55152767
No, why would you need good manufacturing data to pump?

>>55152595
>They introduced the wow token into classic WOTLK. I even thought a few days ago about just playing a little for the good old memories. Fuck no, not with WoW token bullshit. Blizz saved me.
I feel the same. There's some nostalgia but I just don't care enough anymore. I'm content to remember the good times. It's been years since I actually logged into my account.
I'm getting old.

At least I can still find joy in some newer single player games like hades or elden ring. But when it comes to blizzard/activation, I've pretty much moved on.

>Cameco is booming
That Ukraine war accidentally got me loaded. Good thing I invested before it actually all happened.

>>55150733
>>55150733
>>55150733
>>55150733
Threaded.

>>55152791
Same. I got back into wow classic when that came out but the nostalgia didnt even last to level 60. Im just gonna let it live on in my mind and not witness it die horrifically.

>>55152809
No thanks

Will vix be daijobu?

>>55152809
You will be punished for your sins.

Someone has to bake though.... right?

>>55152808
Is this it? Is uranium finally going to escape the crab?

this is the last smg

>>55152774
imagine it

Don't worry I am baking

>>55152837

>>55152866
>Sweaty Tay ass after a hike

stop baking mine is in the oven already

>>55152791
At blizz aren't the same people anymore. Game looks and feels different. That fuckin cinematic of Dragonflight looks like some Asian MMO, the artstyle completely different. No interest in Retail WOW for me.
Classic takes a lot of time and might not be worth it. It feels like a waste of time when you are older. You can't enjoy it anymore as when you were 14-18 or younger.

Why play anymore? We all play on the stock market now. It's the adult's playing addiction.

You dumbasses have OVERBAKED this time!

baking

Imagine if Nat Gas goes negative

FINISH BAKING, I WANT TO POST SOMETHING!

baking

>>55152918
I'll cum

Bulls Win Again

Here’s the thing about baking:
Anime

>>55152851
I really don’t know, I just invested in uranium because it makes the most sense in a green future scenario.
It’s very carbon friendly and the technology just seems to get better and better to utilize it.

Let's go for 400.

>>55152956
I think this immediate squeeze has to do with some kind of Russian import ban bill but am too lazy to check.

>>55152956
>it makes sense
That’s why I’m not long uranium.

What happened to all the JEPI shills

>>55152975
well :^)

post count about to pass NVDA. shorting /smg/ now. see you on the other side.

>>55152956
I'm not really anti nuclear, and but damn, when there is a problem, it's a real problem. I somewhere read that even these days you can't hunt in Bavaria for wildboars or at least you shouldn't eat their meat cause they still have higher levels of radioactive material in their meat.


https://www.geo.de/wissen/wildschweine-in-bayern-radioaktiv-belastet-30486986.html#:~:text=19.04.2021%2C%2011%3A10%201%20Min.&text=Bayerische%20Wildschweine%20sind%2035%20Jahre,Radiocäsium%20pro%20Kilogramm%20keine%20Seltenheit.

There are also english articles, but a little older (2010-2017)

holy fuck you niggers that arent range banned hurry up and make a thread NIGGER

Where's the new bread?

>>55152543
guys who saw one crash be like "GETTIN' REAL 2007 VIBES HERE..."

OIL BROS...

The nasdaq's a spazzdaq

We're at a point where you can just long everything on leverage and you're going to print money. I haven't seen this "no matter what happens, it only goes up" in what feels like years.

>>55152987
>>55152988
This one is still perfectly good

>>55152988
In this economy, we can unfortunately only offer you this stale bread.

>>55152994
we are back!

>oil goes up not because the Americans bought oil but because they announced they bought oil
wtf is this market lmao

Migrate >>55153009
>>55153009
>>55153009

>>55152994
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>>55153009
>>55153009
>>55153009

>>55152985
ant-iprogess propaganda.

Nuclear is the only future based on energy needs, full stop.

What do you think a level 1 society, harnessing all the energy of a star is doing? using natural fission reactors.

>>55153200
Ok, you're retarded

>>55152476
This is what happens when you try to perceive the machinery behind the beast and it breaks you.
>Actually, your explanation for why the market moved against you is cope. mine is enlightenment.
Its a combination of things. Many of them jewish. All of them fake and gay