/biz/ - Business & Finance

FUCK CARVANA

ok PLTR, go down now. i want to buy back in before you take off again.

Third for anime and CSX!

So... more money for dem programs means much higher rates and tight credit assrape?

>in a few minutes

>>55147955
Is this any good?
I need to get back into anime or get a good career. Or both.

>>55147960
The house voted to have a gay debate and delay raising of the debt ceiling to allow AI to pump.

All in on Target calls.

This boycott is dead by next week, and won't affect things here's why

>1) middle aged female whitey demographic that doesn't care about tucked dicks
>2)misinformation, there was never any kid tucked dick underwear, only adults
>3)every majoy chain sells gay shit
>4)target removed the items causing controversy
>5)target just posted better than expected earnings, we have 3 months until the next and this boycott will be long dead by then
>6) down 20%, the perfect time to jump in and make 25% when it returns to normal

Broke rednecks shop at Walmart already, middle class women shop at target.

Broke rednecks primarily drank budweiser, it's completely different from this situation

>>55147938
smg bros. I thought we were gonna get cheap treasuries. what happened.

>futures

>>55147970
AI bros...wgmi

>>55147986
the short squeeze starts tommorow, they mocked our earnings call to aggrandize their bearish sentiment and Lakshmi will defecate on them for it

>>55147982
God hates faggots. Boycott target until they go bankrupt, then move on to the next chain that sells faggot shit. Make these companies afraid to accommodate the faggots

>>55147982
>there was never any kid tucked dick underwear, only adults

Should I DCA into some more BX this year?

I am not having a good time.

I just switched apartments and after the checkout inspection they might kick me out for thinking I smoked in the room.

I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO GET KICKED OUT

>>55147964
It was okay. The first few episodes were much better than the last couple.

wait so the debt limit is now gone with this bill?
no more negiotations needed to limit it the us government debt can go 100 trillion?

>>55148005
I really hope my 650 SOXL shares do a lil sumthin this year

>>55148045
may the LORD GOD Almighty bless and keep you

>>55148045
Did you smoke in the room?

>>55147957
To be fair, nobody’s thinking long term.

>>55148057
just till jan 2025, such a coincidence.

>>55148073
Both parties love to spend. Democrats have just always been open about it.

>>55147964
sex with raelza

>>55148073
Well, future motherfuckers should have got here first.

HAPPENING
SENATE HOLDING EMERGENCY MEETING TO VOTE 'NAY' ON RAISING THE DEBT CEILING
LIBTARDS AND BULLS BTFO
SPY GOING TO 0

>>55148080
>>55148073
>Still buying into the two party shenanigans and not realizing it's all a complete sham for rich people to have authority over everyone else
They literally make up the rules as they go along and back it up with "fuck you". What's the point of even picking a side?

>>55148073
>not log scale
retard

so now that vix is fucking useless how do i play volatility? vix shouldve been through the roof these last couple days buts its actually gone down.

>>55148065
apparently they can look at the air filter and when they repaint the unit they can see it on the primer or something.

fucking bullshit

>>55148094
I’m just not sure that’s a bad think anymore. You want people who have never taken a economics course to be in charge. I look at South America and puke.

who's the biggest expert on homosexual affairs here?

>have had multiple 300%-400% gains this year
>only ever gamble 2-3% of my port at a time so it's not that much money
feels bad man.

>>55148102
Calendar spreads on SPY, hedged

>>55148123
I can think of a few

>futures

>>55148135
>Just eats dry ass toast no butter, jam or even marmite like an antipodean heathen

>>55148135
*marries a human sized insect*

>>55148112
Kek so you smoke cigarettes inside? Uhm I'm thinking based. What's in his portfolio, /smg/?
Anyways just deny everything say it must have been the last tenant.

All I need is for OXY to get to all time highs before I capitulate and sell and I will have made it. Is that too much to ask?

>>55148034
I can think of few sectors more heemed by impending liquidity, real estate, and interest rate crunches than private equity.

>chart looks sketchy could dump
>news comes out but its old shit from months ago
>price hits target in one day
I used to pay attention to financial news, then I hated, now I kind of enjoy the bs because it gives me a chance to make money

>>55148147
And his brother wants four fried chickens and a KO

whats going on with cryptos?

>>55148123
I can only offer some expertise if your dick ends up with pox boils as a result of said affair.

>Debt ceiling raised again

fucks sake, they won't ever let anything interesting happen

>>55148102
Wait for Vix1d derivatives

Late at night, killing time. Reading another hentai doujin. Dude does favor for his sister to pickup her kid from the nursery school several days a week. Ends up having a crush on the teacher. Teacher seems nice and proper w/killer bod. One day the dude don't show up to pick the kid up. So the teacher takes her to her uncles place. They enter and find him passed out from overwork. Teacher takes care of him and even cleans the apt. She gives him "stress release". He's shocked cause he thought she was a nice girl. She likes him and wants to get fucked. So she ties his hands to the bed and "rapes" him. Uh huh. She forces him to give her a creampie. Later they start dating. Ends with him picking the kid up from school and the teacher grabbing his cock through his pants.

>>55148223
You fool the interesting part is that now shit will moon and they all will get even richer, and we can scalp some dollars as a side effect

>>55148223
I'm pleased to be correct that the market wouldn't respond to the news at all.

>>55148123
Definitely Rocker. He tried to say he was having sex dreams of an 18yr old girl, earlier. But that's likely a cover for being an obvious bearhomo.
If you have homosex questions, ask him.

>>55148230
option chain being added?

>>55148102
>how do i play volatility
You short it around quad witching.

>>55148169
Except housing prices have held steady even as loan costs have tripled. They should. But will they?

>>55148184
who cares

stocks shoot to the moon
and then come back down
but today i invested
like i was a clown

>UHAL: -16%
Was anybody in on this?

>>55148270
Student loan repayment kills off the AirBnb crowd. That plus rising unemployment means you get a smidge of liquidity in the housing market and spark a rush to the exits.

>>55148241
Based. It's like those ocean documentaries about a whale carcass and all the critters who come out to feast like they never feasted before.

>>55148299
>Company exists into tricking you into moving shit yourself and paying for it
Seems fitting that theyd trick you into holding their bags too

>>55148112
>fucking bullshit
lmao, why do rent cucks think the rules don't apply to them?

>>55148093
Cool news, fren

>>55148299
No, but that sounds like the "play on the empty court" kind of retard moves I make.

>>55148299
>>55148314
lmao I looked through its historical chart and it does this quite frequently.

>>55148314
Even worse, they'd laugh in your face: https://twitter.com/TheTranscript_/status/1663980101896159239

>>55148326
Why the fuck does your kitchen need to process 20 gallons/min of grease? Are yoy Italian?

>>55148345
based

>>55148346
Wouldn't an Italian need that in the shower?

>>55148309
Im kind of worried. Cant officially buy my house from family because lazy fuckers wont sign the proper documents in a timely fashion. So now I am looking at october for everything to be ready and apply for the loan then. The amount they get paid will be slaughtered since the purchase price will need to be re-negiotated.
>was taking out 168k loan @ ~7% apr
>renegiotation will involve me equalizing my premium to what it was before and family take the losses

>>55148326
Tenantbros...

I just realized that the debt ceiling will make bonds worthless so money will flow into the stock market, with bonds being trash the federal reserve will have to step in, buy bonds and lower rates.

After last month, I should probably fire my therapist

>>55148351
Why they just lather up in olive oil and scrape

>>55148112
>>55148045
pretty retarded thinking you could smoke inside and they wouldnt notice

>>55148358
watch the tilt

>>55148358
This was inevitable from the very first time people freaked out about muh bond yields i.e. spring 2021

>>55147938
SIGA sissies? is it our time again?

>>55148358
If they buy bonds to remove them from the market, wouldnt that make them more expensive, not less?

>>55148398
the government will be issuing new bonds

>>55148184
who cares

I will now write puts on disney. No way the mouse stays down for long

landlords will be crucified with the very nails they refuse to let us put in their walls

>>55148396
Chicago put up disappointing numbers last week. Here's hoping a couple updates from now we see a huge uptick from last weekend's leather festival.

>>55148420
Time to bump your rent up

>>55148420
Fucking rentoids

>>55148420
I just slipped the eviction notice under your door.

>>55148396
>>55148426
But oh ho ho, looks like it's getting crazy in Japan: https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(23)00766-3/fulltext

>>55148245
Not my fault a bunch of qt lanklet twinks post here. Speaking of which, has anyone seen scoopsies lately?

>>55148451
>31
Man I miss Covid shooting up hundreds to thousands to tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands in a month. It's all be boring since no circuit breakers no mass panic and hysteria...

>>55148461
You're going to do maintenance work at a college? That means every morning you'll be mopping up freshman vomit
Hopefully you get to spend some time in economics and business college buildings... maybe you'll learn some stuff by proximity

>>55148475
Yeah, you'd think a pox virus would have its shit together when it comes to evolving rapid spread but I guess not.

>>55148426
Nigga, we're 9 minutes to pride month. Shit is about to get fucking nuts on MPOX. I bought back in.

>>55148326
Can my landlord use one of these to see if I pour my used motor oil down the drain?

>>55148483
Jon the Janny

>>55148451
>>55148484
All it takes is one novel mutation to spread like wildfire. Plus asia doesnt have a vaccination program if you read the article.
Still a CMRX baggie, might do a SIGA calendar spread leap for volatility.

whats going to pump now

>>55148497
You don't just pour it down the storm drain next to your house?

>>55148505
Inflation

how bout you, Fathands, you want some of this milk?

>>55148519
so all stocks? spy 450?

>>55148505
SQQQ

>>55148509
>oil is black
>storm drain in front of house
Theres a Stormfront pun to be made here

>>55148509
You're supposed to at least dig a hole.

Which tickers does this hurt?

>>55148530
ABNB, CHWY, and whoever makes avocado toast.

>>55148530
DIS

>>55148519
Ayyyyy

>>55148509
Those drain into the river and poison local wildlife. I'm not a monster. I have done no verification but doesn't sewage need processing to remove the plastics and oils from American style shits anyway?

>>55148483
My sister has some pull at the college and says she can get me a job and it pays $8k a year more than my current position with none of the hassle.

>>55148529
Too much work. I have two cars and a motorcycle of my own to change the oil and every 3 months one of them seems to need a change. I also change two of my wrenchlet friends' motorcycles oil for $20 and a pizza, normally a supreme from a local joint.

Shitco shorting bros
I don’t feel so good

>>55148548
I have been to the local waste water treatment plant near my house. The storm drains near the river drain directly into it, the ones 20 miles from it like mine go to the waste water treatment plant. They have 3 types of vats, 3 of each type, one to remove solids, one to remove thick liquids (such as my motor oil), and one to remove some amount of liquids that aren't water. It then goes through 10 UV light chambers till it is dumped back into the river. I'm not doing any damage.

>>55148505
I think soxs will print in the next 3 months.

That being said im too pussy to buy it :)

so what is the bear thesis(cope) right now?

>>55148505
NVDA.

>>55148505
C3AI

>>55148739
Bears are genuinely dumb fucks. They don't understand the point of the market is to invest and will perpetually do well and self nuke. Only to repeat this eternally, they're Mr Markets downward friends.

>ctrl+f INTC
>0 results
>check last thread
>0 results
you realize INTC is up 20% in 3 days with no news and historic volume, right /smg/? you really want to sleep on this one? you really want to just cover your eyes and pretend it isn't happening? bad plan.

>>55148753
The point of the market is to seperate COIN holders from their money

>>55148761
>please buy my value trap bags

How do I cope seeing my porfolio down 20k?

>>55148761
it's done this for 6 months. call me when it breaks 35. that said i have a tiny position

>>55148769
Holy shit that's been surprisingly stable lately.

>>55148777
Fuck this garbage

Checked

>>55148775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtFyP0qy9XU

Well that and adjusting your port so your losses aren't uncontrolled.

>>55148775
Reevaluate what you're holding and why. You may not truly be in error and you can eventually come out but this is dependent on not owning retarded shit

>>55148775
It's part of the process on your way to freeing yourself from the matrix anon. But trade smaller position sizes

>>55148739
Im waiting for the yield curve to uninvert before I short, and I expect a 4-6 month rally in the near term

>>55148761
Intc has heemed me too many times. Fuck those guys.

>>55148761
>NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO INTC BAD BECAUSE DIVERSITY LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

>>55148819
such a queen....10/10 in USA 3/10 in the rest of the world

Microsoft Excel chads
Still we rise

>>55148761
It's too late to buy Intel. The time to accumulate was last week.

>>55148846
>SIRS KINDLY DO NOT PURCHASE THE AMERICAN CHIP

>>55148832
Where's that article talking about how they announced pay cuts to employees in an email right before defending their dividend on an earnings call?

>>55148852
Great news as an investor lol
Employees should be happy, since it means better stock appreciation
>not buying your companys stock

>>55147938
i love this image

>>55148761
>with no news
have you heard of a stock called NVDA

>>55148852
Yeah meanwhile you can go work for AMD or NVDA and be assured pay raises and stock that performs leagues better.

Intel is a joke its very sad. There only hope is nvda let's them make some actually good products they create.

>>55147982
I don’t know bro. My wife is an avid target shopper and even she said fuck target. She also refuses to take my daughter to see the little nigger. She’s Asian though, maybe the white ladies will let it slide.

>>55148865
I believe a few weeks later they then cut their divvy too.

>Futes

>>55148954
Hasn’t everyone grown out of this guy by now?

guys i think we gotta go long

Do you faggots ever do anything productive with your lives?

>>55148977
Did you just capitulate?

I love to watch Tom Lee it's so reassuring although nothing he says is based in reality

>>55148977
how much long and for how long is the question

the joe biden stock market is unstoppable

>>55148985
I’m a wagie
So no

>>55148996
At least do some push-ups to build muscle. I’ve been doing that and now I can do 6 in a row.

>>55148522
just capitulate already

>>55148985
I tend to my lawn and garden

>>55148992
just like his disapproval rating lmao

>>55149029
Voltaire plz go

Today I had an HR lady who is almost twice my age try to hit on me. It was one of the most uncomfortable moments of my life.

>>55149033
fake poll

>>55149046
lol retard

>>55149041
>It was one of the most uncomfortable moments of my life
how big was his dick?

>>55149037
My lawn was shit when I bought my house a few years ago and now I've finally a lawn that would make hank hill proud.

>>55149041
eh could be worse, could have a bunch of latina milf customers try to hit on you while working at shitty retail job

>>55149050
fake

>>55149059
No, it was uncomfortable because if she wasn't way too old I would totally be boning her right now instead of posting on 4chinz.

>>55149071
>every single polling institution in the United States is wrong about Biden being overwhelmingly unpopular
shillbros...

>>55149069
HR can fire u tho

>>55149001
Keep it up, bro. I started with being able to do 2 and 6 months later I'm at almost 40. You can do it!

>>55149072
how old was she?

Alright you /smg/ night life party rockers! It's time for Johnny fathand's song of the night! This song is exclusively for bobo's. Mumu need not apply. Mumu's will never understand the God's love. This night's song is called "What If" by Creed.

https://youtu.be/BkHjFzw1TUg
https://youtu.be/BkHjFzw1TUg
https://youtu.be/BkHjFzw1TUg

>>55149091
Post form

>>55149097

>>55149041
>It's another episode of 'tists misinterpreting casual interaction for flirting and then venting on social media about it
These things just write themselves, don't they?
Anyway, bros check out C3.ai. This AI fad is over

>>55149116
Everyone rotated into Intel

>>55149094
In her 40s with the personality of a flirty 20 year old.

>>55149116
No, this was like flirty giggling and it was really uncomfortable because for a moment I honestly considered sexo with a much older woman who has the power to fire me.

>>55149101
I'm still skinny fat and sad...

>>55149119
I know Intel has acquired certain businesses related to AI but they are far far behind NVIDIA. What does Intel actually offer that the market deems worthy of hype? Raptor Lake? I get the stock has fallen significantly but rightly so
I don't know, I just don't see why anyone would rotate into Intel of all stocks.

>>55149116
Are they even using LLMs or any new AI? I don’t like how heavily they advertise, when I used to watch CNBC it was constant. It’s like Wayfair and Carvana on my YouTube videos all the damn time.

I wish I had shorted both of those early on. By the way, fuck Carvana.

>>55148358
The Treasury already announced they’re selling treasuries to raise hundreds of billions in cash reserves. USD/EUR is going to moon, dollar go on a bull run and Big money will move to cash in anticipation of a recession later this year. Screenshot this. As the Winter solstice approaches, the markets bleed red.

>>55149177
So you are saying sell gold? If it is that easy, then why do so many people think dollar is gonna devalue?

>>55148497
Don’t flush cat litter down your landlords toilet, it will definitely be very bad to see the entire plumbing for the property become cemented inside the pipes and require thousands of dollars in repairs. Would be a damn shame. Don’t do it.

How risky/complicated is it to trade outside the US stock market? Is the euro market worth a try or all respectable companies are in usa?

>>55149177
this sounds absolutely retarded, if the treasury issuing treasuries made the market go down we'd have constant market crashes.

>>55149177
What will they do with the cash, prophet anon?

Lots of bobo vatnigger shills here today, unironically a bullish signal. You faggots should seriously go circlejerk with the other permabobos in TheMaverickOfWallstreet's youtube comments.

>>55149194
Dollar is not gonna die lol. It’s the most powerful asset in the world. Don’t bet against America.

>>55149041
You son of a bitch. I would kill to have a women flirt with me.
>>55149091
Nice bro!

>>55149209
You're a paid employee for a private "cybersecurity" firm. All of NAFO is a fake front for you paid contractors. "Cybersecurity" is in quotes because really you just shill online all day.

>>55149203
the markets do decline when the treasury raises cash quickly enough. since 2016 the preferred level has been to maintain a float of around 400 billion. debt ceilings always give the market leverage over the treasury to secure more rate for their coupon than otherwise
>>55149194
no one reputable thinks the dollar will "devalue", instead its in a long term trend towards debasement

>>55149222
Cool projection, vatnigger. You own no stocks, you're literally only here to shill against Biden and America.

>>55149234
Nobody mentioned Biden until you did, samefaggot.

>>55147982
>Me with puts from last week

>>55149203
Who do you think is buying Treasuries? Banks, corporations, firms. They’ll switch from stocks to something safer. If the dollar becomes more powerful, stocks lose their value against a stronger currency in the short term. It’s simple logic. Theoretically that’s what could happen, and plus, I’ve got a strong gut feeling, always trust your gut anon.

joe biden is my president

>>55149239
>Implying any pro Biden poster is me
Delusional, Biden is widely considered one of the best presidents in US history.

>>55149214
>Dollar is not gonna die lol
Of course not, everybody knows that. I just asked if it might devalue, even just short-term? Currency speculation is something that I just don't get. That's like gambling on LSD

>>55149254
This is obviously you and/or your coworker.
>>55148992
>>55149046
>>55149071
>>55149253

>>55149208
They will pay tribute to the goblin of Khazaria, Juden of Kiev, and throw a few Pennie’s of giberinis to poor niggers to secure Joe Bidens 2024 election. When the 2024 election approaches they will pump the everliving shit out of the markets to relieve financial stresses of Americans, and make the boomers happy their 401k’s are recovered.

>>55149250
The Fed, and they have plenty of cash on hand to just buy more treasuries. Do you think these big financial giants are budgeting like your mother trying to raise a fat child? "Gee we'll just have to dump all our stocks to buy treasury bonds because we can't afford both!" Bobocopium is always wrong.

>>55149268
the crash is over

>>55149275
I sure hope you were the lowest bidder on that contract.

>>55149255
Currency speculation is all just made up numbers run by algos, which are run by the NY Jewish mafia. In the short term I see the dollar pumping, and it devaluing a bit the next 10 years or so

>>55149255
dollars increase in value when there's more selling of bonds/stocks. treasury raises money by selling new bonds, markets also sell existing bonds in anticipation. although to be more specific we mean bills (<=1 year maturity).

>>55149274
bonds are used as collateral to minimize counterparty risk. the fed does not add bonds to their balance sheet directly from the treasury, they buy them only from the public

>USA signing bills for CBDCs

>EU bringing out CBDCs in August this year

I guess the debt ceiling drama was all a distraction, of fucking course.

>STOP HAVING OPINIONS THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T LIKE!!!

>>55149290
Jeeesus I need to read up on bonds and such crap. Literally feels like some made up fantasy terms to keep out outsiders from discovering just how fraud this economic system is.
Or maybe I'm just retarded, either way bonds make no sense to me. I need to find that /biz/ pasta that details bonds for retards like me

>>55149315
What exactly doesnt make sense. You pay $100 for a 5 year bond and let's say it pays 5% interest. At the end of the duration (5 years) then you get the $100 back.

In the meantime between the 5 years before they give you the $100 back you get a semi-annual payment of $2.5.

If you're talking about the money supply and reverse repo thing, well yeah that's really complicated and even the federal reserve gets it wrong. That's why inflation is so high, they didnt hike early/fast enough

>>55149323
>they didnt hike early/fast enough
Heh, "transitionary", "middle class is to blame"... only to start hiking at the very peak of inflation. Still better than us europoors but come on? Do these people just drink coffee and sit on their arses all day? They get paid monstruous sums to do what exactly?

>>55148560
>tfw ywn bang an anime bunny girl through her pussy zipper
stocks for this mood?

>>55149315
at least understand that since we hit the debt ceiling on jan 19 this year being unable to sell new treasuries, and also through the banking crisis had a bunch of treasuries shifted off the market by being classified as held-to-maturity (especially 10years), a lot of liquidity that normally would have went back to the treasury was kept in the market the whole time until likely the end of this week.

there's always a bond market for the right yield, and yellen wants money fast

>>55149315
a bond is a loan, it comes with an interest rate that is paid in return of getting the loan.

if the government releases a new bond, at the same duration, but it has higher interest yield, your bond that you just bought(you lent the govt money) is worth less, because why would anyone lend money at 2% when someones willing to pay 5%?

the 10 yield treasury bond, is the interest rate that MOST financial assets are priced against. if you can get 5% RISK FREE, for lending money to the government, why would you invest in expensive stocks where you have the possibility of making 5%?

thats how bonds and rates influence markets

Yields...

joe biden president

>>55149505
Is the 3 month going up again?

THE FUTURES RISE

>>55149529
>muh bots
Imagine being so deluded that you literally cannot comprehend the majority of people hating you.

>>55148475
>Man I miss Covid shooting up hundreds to thousands to tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands in a month. It's all be boring since no circuit breakers no mass panic and hysteria...

Found the Singaporean

>>55149532
Yes its making new highs

>>55149549
There's going to be a second part to this debt crisis then.

>>55149505
man the bond market has been shit at predicting a rate cut. It was supposed to be june this year, but now it's pricing in rate cuts for december

>>55149323
>At the end of the duration (5 years) then you get the $100 back.
Is that actually guaranteed? The government is already in massive debt, how can they afford to pay this crap back? Raising more money I assume... but that clearly hasn't worked seeing as the debt just keeps increasing. This whole system is just weird

>>55149535
>here's your futures, bro

eh VTI bros, plz buy

>>55149575
holy shit that timing could not have been worse

>>55149575
Looks like it landed right on the driver.

>>55149563
I thinks there were trying to be greedy and make the Fed cut, or they were hoping for inflation to fall a lot more.

>Crypto dumping

This debt ceiling is simply confirmation of further rate hikes.

Bobros are winning this round.

>>55149593
lol, no cuts. There will be NO cuts this year. The earliest next year june if any. Should never go below 3% EVER again.

>>55149638
now that the banks are safe because the gov can pay debts the crypto pump is over and its safe to put money into the banks again

>>55149638
Rate hikes are bullish
When they start cuts is when we crash because money flows out of stocks to lock in peak rates

>ECB'S DE GUINDOS: 25 BPS RATE HIKES ARE THE "NEW NORM".
lmao these guys are dumb. Anyway HIGHER 4 LONGER

I know this is from pol but is this true?
"Most of our debt was financed at less than 1% interest. Now interest rates are over 5%. Every day, these loans (treasury bonds) expire and new ones get issued. In other words we are refinancing our $31T debt from 1% to 5%. Its a process that takes about 4 years based off average maturity date and we are 1 year into it.
Also the only the US can pay off debt is by going further into debt. This is by design.
And our debt-to-GDP ratio is now worse than the peak of WW2."
Kinda sounds bad

>>55149668
$31T is literally nothing

>>55149668
The dollar will just become useless and be replaced with a digital currency

>>55149650
Dumb take.

Crypto is a metric for risk taking, no more, no less. It has always dumped before confirmation of a possible rate hike.

>>55149660
>NEW
De Guindos is such a stupid motherfucker. From him and Villeroy probably comes the most bullshit.

>>55149660
>DAX shoot up
Alright, so now is the time to short.
With Germoney in recession, if they continue to rate hike, that will further push them down, which will shrink the revenue faster than inflation can raise them.
that's gonna be a fun time in Europe. Shame I can't short my company, because they're way overvalued compared to our business revenue, thanks to muh AI

uhhhhhhhhhh government bros...........?

https://youtu.be/Z3D6pGc7nHw

>>55149641
Higher for longer

(until something breaks)

>perfect head fake through 4200 and back again

This market can be very funny sometimes.
Apparently Kathy rebought NVDA at 400 as well.

>>55149699
SAP

>>55149154
>What does Intel actually offer that the market deems worthy of hype?
Look up Meteor Lake, Ponte Vecchio, Sapphire Rapids, Emerald Rapids, ARC Alchemist, Battlemage and OneAPI. Intel may not be Nvidia but they could easily claim the #2 spot among top AI gearmakers. Even more so if Intel can make chips for Nvidia in their new fabs.

>>55149721
>Apparently Kathy rebought NVDA at 400 as well.
I hope so, everyone investing in her trash trackers deserve to lose money

rate hikes cause yields to increase
which causes bonds to become more attractive
debt limit increase causes bonds to lose value?
bonds become less attractive?

is this correct?

>>55149668
It's broadly correct and higher than WW2, however the British got into much higher debt/GDP than this before their empire collapsed.

I think that medium term interest rates will go lower, because there is likely to be a recession this year, however there are secular, structural reasons for elevated inflation this decade and the next.
High dependency ratio from demographics, will see a smaller working population, but a larger spending population as boomers spend their savings, pensions and investments before they die, this is naturally inflationary.
You also have China, the previous engine for deflationary productivity growth both running into diminishing returns, and getting cut out of western markets.
You also have the green energy push, where less economical energy sources are subsidised, increasing the cost of energy overall.
Together it presents a systemic inflationary picture, that likely won't fade until Green energy is more mature, the global value chain has adjusted and baby boomers have died off.

>>55149698
>>55149660
>ECB's de Cos: We are now closer to the final cycle of rate hikes

de Cos also. Wtf is a final cycle? Isn't the whole hiking a cycle? Or are cycles defined by size of hikes, as 1 cycle with 50 bps and one with 25 bps? They are only talking trash

>>55149593
Maybe. Wishful thinking though. Fed coming around to ending the hikes is something but getting them to cut is too much right now. They really don't want to give ground.
>>55149575
The wheel returning to get in a second hit from behind makes this webm for me.

>>55149766
Existing bonds lose value when yields go up (1000 dollars in bonds now yields more than it did a year ago, so those old bonds are now worth less than 1000 dollars).
Yields are increased in order to find demand.

An increase in the debt limit could increase yields if the risk premium goes up (IE from a credit downgrade) or if it's perceived that there will be elevated inflation through the life of the bond that would decrease it's real yield.
The treasury selling more bonds to raise capital can also increase yields simply through increasing supply, yields increase to find enough buyers.

>>55149795
>The wheel returning to get in a second hit from behind makes this webm for me.

LMAO right, didn't notice that. How much bad luck can you have, wtf?

>>55149808
Can't you also say that with debt limit increase bonds can be issued (which they can't if not raised), so money will probably flow into treasuries, since that's exactly what is the problem of the US: being almost broke.

>>55149808
so... this current situation is bearish for stocks? how serious is it?

>Nvidia CEO feels safe relying heavily on Taiwan manufacturing

Either NVIDIA tanks with an invasion or moons.

If they have a monopoly, their prices would increase 100x. But they could also dump since they couldn't produce new.

Pretty big gamble

Futures are crabbing...I guess markets aren't that thrilled with debt ceiling raised/suspended/whatever now huh?

>>55148299
Why did they miss earnings so badly?

>>55149847
Resolution on debt ceiling deal was priced in. It would have dumped if they defaulted of course but deal going through as expected results in no particular additional bullish movement.

>Wagies protesting cagies at AMZN
>https://twitter.com/jackiekentnews/status/1663987779729235982

kek shut up and get back to work. I need my stock pumps.

>>55148761
INTC has no reason to be up.
It should be about $10/share.

>>55149835
It depends on what kind of deal is made for raising the limit and to what degree the market is pricing it in already.

For example, increased work requirements are broadly deflationary.
However government spending caps generally might be deflationary In the long run, but they will also reduce economic demand which could drive the market down.
The resumption of student loan payments for example will basically take 400 dollars a month out of the pocket of many consumers.

Personally I think the market is overbought at the moment and the medium term outlook is down, so this might be a good catalyst for that.

>>55149881
Everything the Reps demand sounds pretty deflationary, because the goal is to not spend money. So, pretty bearish. The even itself also should be bearish, cause treasuries can be issued. For me these retard pumps are nothing but last gains before pulling out.

>>55148787
Losing money is already a mistake unless that 20k is only a tiny percentage of his portfolio.

>>55149935
It’s about 1/5 of my portfolio

there is no selling on spx it's insane

>>55149941
the proper rule is to cut at -5%

>>55149942
Not much buying either. Evidently more snibbenings.

>>55149946
>just sell at the lowest point bro
Buy things that can only go down so much and don't sell. The margin call is your stoploss.

>>55149935
20k is only 1.5% of my portfolio and that's how much I'm down the past couple days and it's been crushing. losing money never feels good. if i play a $40 poker tournament for fun and lose i'm pissed.

>>55148985
I work 50ish hours a week on a dairy farm and cattle station and go kayaking and bow-fishing in my spare time. Gardening on the weekends is a full time job. I'm here because I have nothing to spend money on as a mid-30's hermit that already has everything. I want to see what you autists are investing in because the GME and BBBY shit was good fun and I made some extra cash from it

>>55149953
sex
>verification not required

Retarded EU schizo market, top kek

>>55149199
I'm Australian and invest in the US stock market which has most of the renewable energy and EV stocks, so every one of my dollars is worth ~60c of yours. The ASX is full of mining and fossil fuel stocks which are skyrocketing, and you could buy a lot more than I could with your dollar. I'm playing the long game, but the Australian market has a strong oil/gas/uranium market

>>55147938
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>>55149254
Tripfags exist on this room-temperature-IQ board? Blocked and filtered

>>55149041
Bottom fishing can be fun. You find some desperate horny whore and make her do shit you haven't even seen in porn.

>>55149575
Powell's soft landing.

>>55149177
It seems like we have been in a recession for a while already, look at Russel 2000 or ShitnPiss 600. Not to mention that FED is using indicators that are likely lagging behind.

Still short and comfy on NASDAQ. Techfags get the rope.

>>55150437
stupid bobo doesn't even know how knives work lol idiot

>>55147938
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>>55147955
Any good stock in malls?

>>55150462
He might not; but if you don't capitulate now, you will learn about it through experience. Take the loss. Save what you can.

where's everyone?

>>55150504
banned for no reason by the janny abusing his power most likely

>>55150502
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>>55150510
Want to invest into mall properties?

>>55150502
I trade futures, I'm long and short and short and long 30 times a day.
And yes, I do look down on bagholding (((investors))) like yooooooou

Does anybody sell in may and go away?

>>55150558
No, now it's sell in june come back soon.

>>55150588
If I wait til July, am I a silly guy?

Why did SentinelOne plummet afterhours???

>>55150462
That's from a stab, not a cut.

>>55150599
Hold through August and be modest. But buy more in September, write down to remember.

>>55150646
Financial advice?

So now the debt Jews have been placated can we get back to pumping everything forever?

real fall of the indices this time?

>>55150706
No
Now millennial gen z & even gen x will have all their disposable income go back to paying debts instead of buying funk bop & goyslop foods.
Stocks will be going down
Have fun

>>55150608
Fell out of favor with the stock buying public?

>>55150626
thanks for clearing that up, CSI

>>55150735
What will gold do?

>>55150698
If you haven't sold in May and went away no financial advice is going to work on you

>>55150760
Higher interest (or any interest being paid at all)= stronger dollar = cheaper gold

Uranium still the best element to invest in?

>>55150780
I invested in silver mines then the price of silver plummeted, but I'm holding.
Uranium (like cameco) has been crabbing
Everything has been crabbing
It's annoying

>>55150798
I take this back, uranium is doing decent

New

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>>55148505
GFAI

>>55148961
I'm still listening to him and have so for about half a decade+.
Although his "helpfulness" has dwindles to almost zero, I feel he's still a good "schizo vibe indicator."

>>55150817
Stop baking early nigger.

>imagine not buying 0DTW calls on every dip.