/biz/ - Business & Finance

URANIUM

>>55145334
Can't wait to short it back down in 2 weeks

>>55145334
Is it time? Is the Russian import ban actually happening?

How the fuck can you even get insight into the market and its prices?

>>55145324
That pic's ironic considering what OXY did today.

I was told we're in a new paradigm

AI is recovering from the pre-call sell off, extremely bullish call going on. should be back above 40 in a few minutes.

How did C3.AI get fucked so hard in the kikes only session? Like I thought AI was the future and shit?

buy or sell?

Did I fuck up by buying NVDA calls? 405c exp 6/9. I feel like NVDA never truly misses, and people who buy puts always get burned

I bought c3.AI today ask me anything.

>>55145380
Do you prefer Scotch whiskey or Irish whiskey?

>>55145186
>the negroes will be safely kept away from the general population.
This has been proven not to work. The negro is willing to cross great concrete natural barriers(highways, walls etc)that keep them inside their ghettos and reach other zones to disturb the general population. Why don't we just send them back to Liberia like free negros in 1822? That was the whole purpose of that place.
If we do this, what would happen to negros than don't consider themselves subsaharan africans, but niggas(niggers). Like to what this song in negro vernacular alludes to https://youtu.be/0itOCgJtNVU

>>55145386
all of its good honestly. i have no taste for quality. same goes for beer. I think pisswater like budweiser is just fine

Did anyone follow Istar Financial and Safehold?
They did a merger and people with Istar (STAR) got fucked only having a conversion rate of 0.160 for their new STHO stock.

I don't know anyone that got hit by that, I dumped all my shares when the stock started tanking last year.

>>55145363
>expecting a company with no AI chat bot or literally anything anyone knows at all to do with AI other than having it in their name not to tank when forced to disclose actual earnings

>>55145324
what a based fellow OXY bro Buffet is.

>>55145367
Can't give advice unless you show what you're in, chump.

>>55145380
do you know that you're stupid?

>>55145334
This shit again?

Should I buy some BOIL?

>>55145371
It's probably gonna domp heavy tomorrow morning but get slurped some midday, can't tell whether or not it'll go up or down after that. If your calls were expiring further out I'd say to just hold, but in the short-term things are likely to be turbulent.

>>55145415
if you have to ask then no. i sold some today and bought some today and am holding a small amount now. i am prepared to average down much deeper if need be and let present holdings be my ceiling.

>>55145388
The only reason all the muds are flooding America right now is they think they can steal white women

So what do I do with my cash? Sit on it?

>>55145380
even mutant fish would be better compared to C3.Gayi

I'm a brainlet. When I look at selling covered calls on fidelity, there's a field that says "Limit Price" and it lists "Bid", "Midpoint", and "Ask". I looked up what these terms mean but they dont seem to correlate with the idea of a Limit Price at all. Why am I being given a choice here if these prices are set by the market maker?
I think my inability to figure this out shows me I'm not smart enough to do options and will continue to just swing trade which I've been moderately successful at, but I want to at least understand out of curiosity at this point.

>-6%
Hurry say AI a few more times!

>>55145449
toms raspy voice gets me going keep talking thomas

>>55145449
Its recovering fast

>>55145402
a south american oil company

>>55145462
>south american
Argentina is not Columbia is not Brazil.

>>55145447
Do your self a favor watch this MIT course about finance, all your questions will be answered:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUl4u3cNGP63B2lDhyKOsImI7FjCf6eDW

Stopping in on /biz/ for the first time in months, what's the thread like these days? Still /pol/-lite? I'm holding some heavy fucking bags, turns out having an energy-focused portfolio running into a recession is a terrible fucking idea. Anyway I won't sell, I was born to carry bags.

>>55145437
Thanks to jpow and sleepy joe, that money is worth 4.9% less EVERYSINGLE DAY. You might aswell be shitting and burning it!

Seeing a lot of retail tards who shorted C3AI, this is hyper bullish

>>55145472
Was dead until about last week when a flood of NVDA tourists arrived. That's dying down now, but I doubt we'll return to the crab numbers of a month ago.

Good luck on your oil in light of >>55145062

You know what really annoys me? Why can't pic related happen in reverse? In approximately 4 years it reverse split enough that now, at sub $1, it was technically worth $7500 about 5 years ago. Why don't I see this? Toss in $10k at $1 per share, wake up 5 years later with each share worth $7500. An enormous 7500x bagger. Rich, $75m.

>>55145488
>oil in light of >>55145062 #
Should I get leveraged into the commodity or leveraged into a company, if the latter which?

>>55145511
The fact you are asking that tells me you should do a lot more reading on the oil market before making any trades.

>markets
https://youtu.be/A2OJptvxF0g

Its so boring now that the default got cancelled...

CBDCs are actually happening, fuck

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1663984118491693063

I’m not sure whether or not to sell yet. My target for Tesla was $220 when I bought, but I’m in profit. Should I hold? I feel like we’re gonna run for a bit.

WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO BUY AAP STOCK SMG?!?!?!
I'M RUINED!!!!!!

>>55145499
Do you know what a reverse split is?

>>55145484

cool story bro

also read this

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/ai-startup-c3-ais-stock-is-down-20-after-softer-revenue-guidance-82f0bc66?mod=mw_quote_news

''Earnings Results
AI startup C3.ai’s stock plunges 20% after softer revenue guidance
Published: May 31, 2023 at 5:15 p.m. ET''

Should I dump all my monero? It's going nowhere. Asking here cause monero general is full of tranny fanboys.

>>55145465
>Columbia

>>55145499
Come on man it’s simple. Companies enter the market with a stock valuation and market cap. It’s possible for some to 10x or even 100x, but you’re asking for a company with a market cap of 1 million to go to 7.5 billion?

I hate my fucking job but I don’t want to go through the process of interviewing for a new one. What do I do?

>>55145540
Damn 8 pe with a 6% div? That looks like a buy. Zoomers don’t work on their cars though and people drive batteries now. Could be a value trap.

>>55145555
nice.

>>55145535
Earning in a month and a half, probably gonna be shit due to high interest rates, wait a lil and sell.

>>55145517
I was an OIL baron in early 2021 till half of it with suncor and oil futures. Then stopped to do nasdaq vix and spy. Haven't touched Oil ever since so idk about the market. I only went with suncor bc some anon told me. I don't know a good oil company to park money now.

How low will target fall, and how long do you think it will take to recover?

I just wanted to say I spit on cryptofag children and you will never ever make it if you hold “coins”
that is all

>>55145607
Fuck I hope they don't go out of business my mommy gave me a TGT gift card for my birthday

>>55145566
What is your job/field

>>55145488

Oh no no no, that's not good for me. mmhmmm, not good at all. I'm going to lose quite a bit of portfolio value it looks like.

>>55141857
No one can be this retarded, also if all my money wasn't tied up I would've shorted CRM. That was an easy short.

>>55145581
I think I’ll take some of your advice and sell half if it hits my target. I have some pretty decent buys around $150. My cost basis could probably survive earnings and I’ll still have some exposure without getting totally rekt. Thanks, anon.

>>55145609
This, just gamble off of crypto ETFs

>>55145400
>I only invest in companies that make consumer products
>wtf is enterprise durrrr

PLTRbros wya tmrw we got AIPcon

>>55145449
Ticker?

>good news
>giga pump
>slow bleed back to zero
Is the market always like this

Which stock will make me happy to hold it?

>>55145732
just pick one that goes up. It can't possibly be that hard.

>>55145728
we stay in clown market forever nothing will make ever sense

>>55145686
>there aren't plenty of well established framework platforms for enterprise by the likes of NVDA, META, AMD, ChatGPT etc. without needing to resort to relative literal whos trying to ride the hype needlessly

are my 6/2 6/9 and 6/17 nvda 350 calls gonna expire worthless

>>55145732
PSLV

>>55145466
I'm sure you're memeing on me by responding with 10 hours of lectures but I think I will legitimately watch these for fun so thanks

>>55145761
Its really interesting as this curse happened during the crisis, he comments on the crisis each lesson as it unfolded.

>>55145759
>extremely volatile commodity, zero cash flow
I'm not confident that will make me happy

>>55145750
>framework platforms
>hardware designer research/advertising company hardware designer product
Based retard

>>55145778
d-did he manage to finally break the curse?

Sigh another day. The good; July 29th my 6% salary hike is effective. 401k and pension contributions hiked. Emergency Fund contributions hiked. The bad; $3,750 credit card debt, $6,900 personal loan debt. The ugly; $2400 in "shat happens" things happening the 2nd half this year. But oh well; hey least I've got my Wife and hentai to calm and relax me.

>>55145822
What's the personal loan for? Your sex swing?

>>55145756
Why didn't you cash out

>>55145801
>entire wikipedia page fits with no scrolling
>tells what all they actually do
>fucking nothing

>Futures

>>55145732
Canadian National Railways. I've been watching it since March 2020 but never bought a single share. I would have been so much happier if I just had one.

>>55145324
I should’ve sold UHaul
Fucking earnings reports

>>55145827
I bagged KO stock with it during the market dump last year or year before I forget which.

>>55145557
no, if theres general on /biz/ that shit is never seeing ATH again, its just an echo chamber of bagholders, /smg/ excluded because of obvious reasons

>>55145732
I like stocks with a high market cap because I know it has made other people happy holding it.

>>55145339
>>55145344
https://zuri-invest.ch/en/products/uranium-amc
?
?

Anyone else notice UBIL.U is available on Interactive Brokers Canada now? US government will steal 15% of my BIL dividends even if I hold it in a TFSA.

I didn't do as well in May as I hoped I would... or should have... or could have
I am just fucking pathetic garbage investor

>>55145838
Kek

>>55145622
Insurance

>>55145324
What happened to AAPL at the end of the session?

>>55145956
are you up or down on the month

>>55145979
Overall up, but I could have done a lot better
I fucked up

>>55145354
P/E doesn't matter anymore.

Nasdack having its blow off top shoah

>Nasdaq
Still short, still comfy.

>>55145990
>could have
don't do that shit to yourself. what could have happened doesn't exist, and hopefully there's something in how you traded this month that you learned from. you're green on the month, that's what exists, not how much greener you could be

>>55145555
>paywalled trash
discarded, nice quads though. the movement behind AI was done on debt ceiling speculation before the call even began. Will rebound tommorow after congress finally passes it.

i'm about to enjoy an IPA what do you think about that?

>>55146059
when your moobs finally become c-cups you should post them here using baggie's trip

>>55146059
How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

>>55146046
Well the problem is literally all of my green is from buy&hold stuff that went up. All of my 'active' trades lost money, except 1

>>55146050
>the movement behind AI was done on debt ceiling speculation
No it was because the ticker was "AI".

>>55146072
can you look at those trades you made that were losers and understand why it was bad to buy/sell when you did?

>>55146059
I'm going to get loaded on tequila sunrises later. Then some coors banquet.

>>55146093
>can you look at those trades you made that were losers
Ok
>and understand why it was bad to buy/sell when you did?
No, I'm not smart enough to understand. I'm pretty sure I just fomo'd into/out-of stuff like an idiot

>>55146101
RIP John Dunsworth, a renaissance man

>>55145838
>carbon
>iot
>energy
>AI
sounds like it just chases buzzwords and subsidies. the IPO was probably its most profitable product.

>>55146123
they probably mainly establish verticals on the paradigms implementing implementations on the potentials in order to achieve achievements beyond the parameters.

>>55146059
I feel like I've gotten less healthy since switching to liquor from beer. Don't overindulge, shit gets expensive. If you're rich though go ahead and enjoy as much as you want.

told you all that selling SQQQ was the QQQ top signal
you're welcome

>>55146154
i have improved dramatically as a trader by switching from beer and cigarettes to bourbon and cigars

>>55146151

>futures

>>55146116
Born in the depths of the Athabasca Basin ?
>>55146101

>>55145559
Oh, Colombia, right, whatever.

Yeah, I think GTE types are alright. The government there seems less loony or desperate than many others.

>>55145597
I will only say the most *fun* oil gambit I know of is BPT. The way it's structured if WTI breaks above ~$80, you make a boatload/fuckton/Exxon Valdez worth of money. Otherwise you get nothing.

>>55146180
aw he dead

>>55145363
Just take the easy money and move on. I took my AI profits at 28-29 after they prereleased earnings. Maybe I should have left a little in case NVDA earnings hyped up AI stocks more but you'd have to be nuts to be thinking a sh!tco like AI could give the kind of guidance BS NVDA pulled.

>>55145732
This company will literally give you free vacations if you baghold enough shares: https://investor.inspirato.com/news-releases/news-release-details/inspirato-introduces-members-only-investor-benefit

>>55145692
I'll come back to PLTR later. EZ money done. An't nothing but the nasdaq pumping on AI that's keeping the shorts in PLTR squeezing

>>55146181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mcQfP8k51s
>when you work with stone you get sentimental
>sometimes you feel sorry for a stone that doesn't fit, same way you feel sorry for people that don't fit

>>55145888
holy kek BBBY(Q) still has a general.

>>55145918
That idea sounds similar to SRUUF (U.UT). Sprott's physical uranium trusts are a bet on uranium in general so much less risk/reward than miners themselves.

>>55146236
this is how gopro should advertise itself

>>55145977
end of month. Buyers < sellers. See you in JuneTeenth Options Expiry

>post that I bought a bunch of Jan 24 pltr 10$ long calls back in 2022
>get laughed at
>now up 400%

HAH

>>55146236
I love this webm, fuck bikers.

>>55146307
absolutely. one of these fuckers scared the hell out of my wife the other night merging with inches to spare. if i'd randomly swerved to avoid a pothole or something he'd have been dead.

>>55146307
based

>>55146323
Hopefully he would film it so we can add to the webm

>>55146354
well i could just give you my dashcam

The oil bears are getting too cocky.

I'm almost ready to go counter trend anon, just need you to start buying calls with me.

>>55146368
It'd have to be from the perspective of the biker to fit with the rest.
Also has having a dash cam ever saved your ass? I'm curious because like most drivers I see tons of retardery on my commute but I'm wary of recording myself speeding and charging intersections.

>>55146368
nah...Its better to see them choose their own fate.

I am getting old bros. I can never keep up with all the different bills.

>>55145447
Bid is the Sale Price
Ask is the buying price
Mid is the point in the middle of the two.

Limit refers to the order type. not the price.
Its usually the best type to prevent people from fat fingering.
as opposed to stop limits or market orders.
but frankly if your market is more than 5 cents wide its not very liquid and you probably shouldn't be in there.
To answer your why question its a double redundancy that favors the customer in purchase prices.

TQQQ EOY price target to ensure Vegas meetup?

SOFI bros?

>>55146373
They will be ouching. As long as you can trust Russians to cut production.

>>55145532
this account is worse than zerohedge somehow

>VSCO
Holy shit. You'd think they're an AI company.

>BOIL

SOXL did a melt up and now it's gonna crash.

>heemed on my longs
>heemed on my hedge
nooooooo, they cant do that whyyyy

>>55146485
God bless White women

>>55146492
it had a great sellable rally this morning from 8:40 till 9:25.

>>55146383
I should've listened

>>55146448
Glorious day, fren.

>futures

We’ll start moving upwards now.

Am I retarded or is college opinion based? Trying to test out of Macro-101 and half these fucking questions are literally opinion based.

Like this:
>what policy tools can the federal reserve use to lower inflation
>A. Lower money supply
>B. Buy government bonds

The correct answer is A, however lowering the fucking money supply is not a godamn policy tool, they cannot fucking just lower bank deposits. We’ve been through 10 years of QE and inflation has been rock fucking bottom, the fed is taking inflationary yielding debt out of the dollar system and replacing it with base money, like how the hell is there not an argument there that it is a potentially disinflationary policy tool?

It’s literally a fucking opinion not a truthful fact. This shits fucking retarded and gay, I’m beginning to feel college is a huge mistake

>>55146545
I move upwards every day.
On red days it's a little.
On green days it's a lot.
You should be smarter like me.

>>55145569
its 8% div now anon, i might scoop this

>>55145334
What is the best uranium stock to buy?

>>55146572
the best ETF for exposure is URNM
the best junior is DNN or UEC
the best / biggest is CCJ

>>55146571
That looks like a company that is going out of business, fren.

Student loan payments are back on.

whats with the cowboy posting?

>>55146557
College is full of multiple choice questions that have "answers", it is sometimes more useful to be able to spot "not answers"

glad i bought more of the dip today

It honestly makes no sense to bet the market will go down. Every single day more money is created. Every single day more money is handed out by the government. Every single day inflation increases. Stocks are naturally worth more money every hour of every day and you should therefore be buying stocks every day, even more so when there is a day like today where for some stupid reason fools are selling stocks. Stocks will be worth more in the future. It’s mathematically certain. Like 100% guaranteed, zero chance stocks decline over any meaningful time period. Why does anyone ever sell stocks? They will literally always go up forever just as they always have.

<two weeks

>>55146557
>>A. Lower money supply
the Fed can sell bonds on their balance sheet on the open market; buyers now do not have their money, they have bonds instead
on a mass scale, this is lowering the money supply
not only can they influence the money supply directly by buying/selling in the open market, they can indirectly affect the growth / shrinking of the money supply through interest rates and the reserve requirement (which doesn't exist anymore!)
so it's not that dumb of a question, for Macro 101

>>55146609
So what is powell going to say this time?

>>55146605
don't forget to diversify

>>55146622
>tools

>>55146485
Wow. Is that Tay’s harem?
So funny I was at the bar last weekend and a group of 3 girls around 30 walk in and keep looking at their phone/ Twitter talking about what Swifty was currently doing at some concert.

>>55146605
>he doesn't know about the negative M2
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4567446-money-supply-growth-turns-negative-first-time-in-33-years

>>55146596
the other answers were easy junk to exclude like C. Lower interest rates or D. Raise taxes

I just think it’s fucking bonkers I’m supposed to learn this shit and test on it when it’s invariably going to make me stupider having done it, given the answers are actually legitimately arguably wrong

>>55146622
JPOW will say calming things while he rapes the market.
+.25 BPS

>>55146638
>>55146614
Quantitative tightening, without doing it by run off, but instead by doing it through selling of assets is reducing the money supply friend

>>55146605
There is no guarantee company trading cards will remain the most attractive asset to put that money in though

>>55146588
>Student loan payments are back on.
Is that bullish? bearish? ... honkish?

>>55146605
>she doesn't know about 2001 to 2013

>>55146614
Lower money supply is a policy not a policy tool though, they can do all those things.

Also it’s extremely extremely debatable that government bonds reduce the money supply when at most parts of the curve the fed has outstanding facilities to directly increase liquidity to near infinite, and when you can post it as collateral with minimal haircuts.

>>55146653
Bullish for sofi at least. Market wide idk probably nothing.

>>55146588
That bill isn't going to pass.

>>55146638
In engineering school I got so mad on a 5 question controls multiple choice test that I selected the joke answer, and wrote a lengthy screed on why all the other answers were wrong. Don't really recommend. Try to keep your cool.

>>55146653
bearish for Consoomer discretionary spending

thoughts on Genco shipping?
GNK

>>55146660
>massive amounts of consumer discretionary liquidity removed
>probably nothing

>>55146658
Buying and selling bonds on the open market is a policy tool
As is lowering or raising interest rates
Or, at least, this is how Macro defines "tool"
>What do economists mean when they use the term - monetary policy tools? Monetary policy tools are tools that the Fed uses to ensure economic growth while controlling the supply of money and the aggregate demand in the economy.
>The tools used to implement monetary policy can be broadly categorized into three types:
>Open market operations: This involves the central bank buying or selling government securities in the open market to increase or decrease the money supply.
>Interest rates: The central bank can change the benchmark interest rate, which is the rate at which banks can borrow from the central bank. This influences other interest rates in the economy, affecting borrowing and spending.
>Reserve requirements: The central bank can change the reserve requirements for banks, which affects the amount of funds banks must hold in reserve and can lend out.
>Other tools used less frequently include discount window lending, moral suasion and direct controls on bank lending.

tldr; open market operations is considered a tool (and you should know this - as it's something every macro student knows, so maybe you don't know everything in macro 101 and shouldn't be testing out of it ;) )

>>55146609
priced in

Two more Fed speakers

>>55146642
>asmr for bears

>>55146693
That is some high quality art, fren.

>>55146656
Lawdy imagine buying SPY and QQQ during the 10 year Golden Crab when SPY averaged between 80-90 and QQQ averaged 40-50 and watching them both moon to 400 each in 2021.

>Retail retards now think they need to short everything
>Consistently pushing everything back into technically oversold territory as quickly as possible
>Institutional buyers slurping every technically oversold dip because they aren't retarded
Imagine a world where shortsighted faggots didn't get to dictate the direction of the market and economy

If spy outperforms everything else in the long run, why don't everyone just invest in it?

>>55146734
Institutional buyers and retail buyers that aren't utterly hopeless are constantly buying SPY and its derivatives. Only jumpy reactionary shortsighted faggots fail to make the easiest investment of a lifetime.

>>55146734
Because it can be flat for an entire decade, and people want to be rich tomorrow, not in 60 years

>>55145566
You don’t have to interview to become a crack whore

>futures

>>55146786
>no pepperoni

ngmi

>>55146722
debt ceiling passes the house tonight and will breeze thru the senate squeezing bobos, we haven't peaked until every bobo is liquidated.

>>55146754
Make sense, I'm getting close to 40 and I don't think government will have any retirement left when it's my time, so I'm considering just putting half my portfolio on spy and hope it will be enough in 30 years. I can't really think of much else that would be better in that timeframe

>>55146734
Dunning-Kruger effect. The Average retail trader believes he is smarter then Wall Street and that he can beat the market. The majority of pro retail, Big Wallstreet investors and fund managers all admit in the long term a Total Market Index wins in the long term.

These same people abandoned Total Market funds for SCHD and JEPI.

Buying SPY or one of the Vanguards is obvious so Average people believing they are smart seek other options which tend to blow up in their face.

>>55146809
After real estate crashes buy yourself a duplex.
Rent half of it, then leverage your duplex to buy another one and rent out two more apartments.
Keep going until you see another real estate bubble then sell everything and retire to the gulf coast.

>>55146823
*these same Average People abandoned TMI

>>55146806
When will they hit the limit next time?

So debt ceiling is gonna rise again. joy, more inflation headed our way.

>>55146653
she's got a nice fat cleavage there damn

>>55146835
in 2 more years

>>55146806
>He thinks debt ceiling will pump his bags
>He doesnt know how treasuries work
>Muh heckin bobos live rent free in his head.

>>55146825
>real estate
>crashes
who's going to tell him?

finna bouta buy t-bills

>>55146825
Does it out perform spy over 30 years tho? Especially since I need to take a hefty mortgage

>>55146843
*oils beard* You don't heckin get it guys they're going to CRASH the market so EVERYONE has to rotate treasuries! Each and every time the debt ceiling has been raised they're crashed the market! We're going to have our 73rd market crash TOMMOROW *shoves funko pop into my anus*

>>55146823
>>55146834
what about leveraged indexes, like 2x/3x spy

>>55146843
The debt ceiling is such a non issue I actually can't believe how much people have been freaking out about it. This has happened my entire life, it's routine. The freak out feels manufactured.

>>55146622
>committed

>>55146670
Well brother i guess we'll find out q1 of 2024.

So what does the future look like?

>>55146669
It's a dry bulk shipping company. Dry bulk shipping is getting heemed, just look at the Baltic Dry Index (or BDRY if you're lazy).

Contemplate why that is.

>>55146448
What happened?
I dumped a year ago

>>55146887
Is that (((Steinfeld)))?

>>55146849
>Buying t-bills
>AFTER the debt ceiling deal causes their yields to plummet back down
What drives a man to such behavior?

>Poopies

>>55146903
Yes that is our racially ambiguous girl.

I come to find my local bank that i bank at is selling CDs on Charles Schwab broker for a higher rate than they give me at the brick and mortar store. Seems fishy?

>>55146842
Where does all the tax money go? I heard US Healthcare is the most expensive in the world, but on the other hand isn't it private ?

>>55146924
I hate women

>>55146926
Its not fishy. They just yank the chain of lazy people who don't know how to shop around. On the broker's market they are competing with lots of other CD providers. It is just like how you might find something cheaper from the same people on amazon as opposed to trying to buy the item directly off of their own website.

>>55146937
Tax money goes to millions of ghost administrations, its all money laundering, Congress is an arm of the federal reserve bank putting the nation farther into its debt every passing day

>>55146866
So 2x/3x are a point of contention the issue comes down to the expense ratio and probably something I am not aware of. So the idea is you are going to be holding these long like VERY LONG in tax differed accounts.

One of the downsides is when they lose they lose more the, the actual SPY and VOO while missing out on the a critical crab markets and slow rise into a bull market you get with SPY or VOO.

>>55146806
They should be voting soon.

Gentlemen... I trust you're all ready for the "No" vote tonight...

I am a bad investor

>https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/feds-jefferson-says-skipping-rate-hike-would-not-imply-tightening-over-2023-05-31/
These niggers are going to to fuck up and not hike, aren't they?

if debt ceiling passes it should be safe to short after the pump. question is how long will it pump. one day? two days? a week?

>>55146881
Me at every new marvel screening

>>55146881
>there's going to be a q1 2024

>>55147020
Who cares.

>>55147030
>question is how long will it pump. one day? two days? a week?
Best I can do for a bear market, is 2025. Sorry, bucko.

>>55147024
Don't worry at least you didn't buy calls on C3.AI like I did before market close

>>55147020
They will raise the debt ceiling, this drama happens every fucking year

>>55147030
Probably intraday V pattern up then immediately rockets down to end negative 2%

>WHO declares Tobacco Bad Day
>decide to smoke a Cigar to celebrate
Smoke up frens or not we have tendies in the kitchen!

>>55147067
Nice work

>futes

>>55146887
the future is female

>>55146718
Worst part is even investing internationally didn't help. The play for those 12 years was small cap value, REITs, and mother fucking long term bonds lmao

>>55145472
That fucking image had me in stitches, thanks anon kek

>>55146937
>Where does all the tax money go?
Lotsa places.

>I heard US Healthcare is the most expensive in the world, but on the other hand isn't it private ?
Funny enough because Medicare maximizes the services it covers for patients while stiffing/underpaying providers, it ends up making normal healthcare even more expensive.

>>55147120
Counterpoint: there are no females in my future

i spent all my money on carnival cruise lines calls after the pump last week and am feeling so fucking dumb

>>55147174
you’re in the right place

>>55147174
did you read that news story about how one of their ships got heemed by a storm off the coast of NC this past weekend? the details were pretty wild to imagine.

What's your YTD, bros? Lookin at a comfy 13.5% here. Wheeling had been treating me okay.

it's always trippy to forget that your HOOD monthly interest accrual is going to hit your account at any moment on the particular day, and all the sudden well after after hours you get a big green spike out of nowhere and start looking for spikes in the little mini charts on your STOOKS list and be like "nope, none of those, WTF?" and then be like "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH".

>>55146806
Nice trip, fag. Creative.

>>55147235
>doesn't know what a tripcode is
lmfao based and retard pilled
tell me, are you long or short on the market?? just doing some market research

>>55146841
>she's got a nice fat cleavage there damn
Gains dragon.

uh oh bobo the bill is about to pass

>>55146961
crab markets fuck them up somewhat

>>55147220
103% YTD

>>55147311
redpill me on the bill

>>55147220
13.79% :(

>>55147346
No debt default. We pump. Simple as.

>>55147346
it means the government can keep spending money to pump my calls.

>>55147244
Checked. I’m rong on the market.

>>55147220
minus 2.6% now thanks to this >>55147353 motherfucker!

>>55147020
Oh, hey. Just saw the bill got enough votes. You ok?

Where’s John T. Rockerfeller been? His boyfriend is always on in the morning. Did scoops ever come back after he got doxxed by his internet lover? I need updates.

>>55147346
Well they get to add 4 trillion more to the current 31 trillion debt till 2025. Then the bickering happens all over again. College students get the shaft; they gotta pay their loans once more on time each month just as they did before covid. (Frankly; I don't feel sorry for them one bit; they made the choice to take out the loan). Supposedly "cuts" happen to keep spending low in the coming year but really I think it's all a bait and switch thing.

Bros?

>>55147174
Isn't ccl a good long position?

>>55147376
m-my counterinvestments are with bad companies, They Will Come Back

>>55147131
True but those are thing we realized in hindsight and seem obvious now.

>>55147316
Pretty much this. Also I don't know if leverage collects dividends which mean you miss out on that as well as getting bogged by the volatility.

>>55147377
There's a new Scoops-alike around and I think Rock-n-Rolla is still here but he's pretending to be someone pretending to be him so the Fed gets confused.

>>55147029
They can just hike more in July

>>55147311
>>55147346
>>55147358
>>55147387

finally, it's time the markets sell the news for JuneTeenth Option Expirations.

>>55147392
uhhhhh i though the tools were working bros

Well, at least I'm not dead... yet

>>55147392
It's different this time.

>>55147441
That would be the biggest mindfuck so far.

>>55147429
Hmm I wonder if he still does those videos. If Boeing anon and poem anon are around, hello.

Damn it’s over

>>55147469
For you.

>>55147469
*raises in you’re path*

The bill passed. Rally more, YOU FUCKS.

>>55146881
Women are filled to the brim with demons and evil spirits. Who could have guessed?

When is the bottom of the correction lads
I sold everything on Friday and I'm desperate to get back in hhhnghhhh

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>mfw people in this very thread thought the US would default

ITS OVER BOBO

Don't sell the news. What the fuck are you doing?!

That's the wrong way!

>>55147519
Neat.

>>55147469
big surprise, here comes hyperinflation

>>55147519
>Delayed quote
That's tripped me up before too. These guys are free and real time:
https://tradingeconomics.com/spx:ind
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures

>>55147512
Can hope we would have but know we'd not?

Also expect to have the SEC make you take a test soon, they passed a bill so we can all be accredited investors

blow off top

>>55147535
Wait, what?

>>55147519
Obligatory:
>futures

WHY ARE WE DUMPING

>>55147537
>>55147520
>>55147529
near bobo thesis

>>55147541
https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/house-bill/2797

Shown Here:
Introduced in House (04/24/2023)
Equal Opportunity for All Investors Act of 2023

This bill expands who may be considered an accredited investor for purposes of participating in private offerings of securities. Certain unregistered securities may only be offered to accredited investors.

Specifically, the bill allows an individual to qualify through an examination established by the Securities and Exchange Commission. The examination

must be designed with an appropriate level difficulty such that an individual with financial sophistication or training would be unlikely to fail,
may include methods to determine competency in certain areas, and
must be administered by a registered national securities association and offered free of charge to the public.
Currently, accredited investors must satisfy certain requirements indicating their reduced exposure to financial risk, including those related to income, net worth, or knowledge and experience.

>>55147512
People actually fall for the theatre and think it's not all just business as usual but slightly more gay

>>55147544
Based Heavy Metal enjoyer.

careful on going long, at least wait for the bear trap if youre gonna long

>>55147551
new

>>55147545
suicidal bobos who are now coping with "this bill will never pass the senate" followed by "biden will forget to sign it" then "in just 2 more years they'll run out of money again"

>>55147553
>the Chair announced that further proceedings on the motion would be postponed.

Yellen will crash the bond market and all of the """NAFO""" shills ITT (who really work for private "cybersecurity" contractors (who are funded by the government)) will rope. Simple as.

Buy the rumor, buy the news. WHAT PART OF THAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, YOU FUCKING PAJAMA TRADERS?!

>>55147581
they just voted, website hasn't been updated yet, they voted directly after the debt one.

>>55147590
Oh sweet. Can't wait until Robinhood lets morons gamble away on early stage startups they have no business investing in.

Market was just saved by good china pmi.

>debt based monetary system
>surprised they raised the debt ceiling

>>55147570
>>55147545

SELL THE NEWS dum dum

>>55147553
OI DO YOU AVE YOUR GAMBLOORS LOICENSE

>>55147589
>buy the rumor AND the news

only works for AI stocks sorry.

oh that's great, nothing is happening and china is fine. Undo that oil dump you faggot market.

>>55147617
i've already got some UCO, up 0.42%, ready and waiting

>>55147605
Shatner was a handsome devil.

>>55146408
Thanks... but why are these 3 things listed as options for the "Limit Price" field? It doesnt make much sense to me.

>>55147545
cause hyperinflation will be way worse than usa defaulting on debt. zimbabwe is proof of that shit.

>>55147454
hi
Rocker had to delete his old channel, but he started a new one and pretty much already gave up on it

>>55147659
Bummer. I guess the world wasn’t ready for him yet.

>>55147659
Rocker is in need of a spanking if he doesn't start making videos again. Although /smg/ has been slow the past couple weeks.

>>55147220
37% currently

>>55147687
this is one of my favorite webms have a (you)

>>55147606
>SELL THE NEWS
Glad that's over, we've moved into BUY THE FACT

i think i found the most retarded linkedin post to date
i want off of this ride

>>55147715
all LinkedIn posts are

signed, anon (they/them/theirs) - I HELP COMPANIES GROW

>>55147715
I need a neurodivergent /smg/

>>55147715
shes talking about you, aspie.

>>55147730
>>55147725
>>55147724
sorry can you split up your replies, its intimidating me
who would want to hire someone you have to make all these extra concessions for its crazy

>>55147738
interviews aside, you actually have to work with the person on a daily basis as well

>>55147747
yeah. imagine theres some emergency and you need to staff to work late fixing a problem. too bad you hired the nonverbal autist

>>55147715
I wish I was autistic…

Did the debt ceiling bill contain any provisions about baking new threads?

>>55147725
Most of /smg/ is neuroinoperative

>raise debt ceiling
>cut spending

what did they mean by this bros?

This bobo fit in futures is hyper bullish, go on throw your tantrum because you were wrong, again.

>>55147709
>glad that's over

not even waiting for Eurotrash markets to open before making this assertion

>>55147801
the spending cut is nominal, but the increase is real.

>>55147801
TGA is gonna get filled and liquidity will drain. Time to undo the damage from Brandon's "fight inflation" bill

>>55147715
It is actually really nice to see a recruiter in the jobseeker's camp

>>55147805
Why should we care about some emerging markets in the Middle of nowhere?

>>55147803
The debt ceiling means nothing
You are a dumb goy enjoying the bread and circus
The Fed is going to hike rates and keep higher for longer than the market is currently pricing in. Niggers are starting to realize that.

>>55147725
>>55147781

good thing it's going to be last /smg/

time to migrate to /BBBY(Q)/ general


>>55147818
cuz that's when the /ES futures usually pump overnight dummy

>>55147825
>d-da fed is gonna
>d-dis is awl a diswaction waaaaaaaaah
bobo tears are the best

>>55147817
outside recruiters get paid when the seeker gets the job, so theyre motivated to find one interviews they can actually land. Otherwise they just waste time talking to companies for them for free.

>>55147835
your seething won't change the reality of the fact this was a fake and gay 7 month pump in a long, long drawn out bear market that isn't even halfway over

>>55147851
I'm not seething I'm mocking you while you seethe and cope with the same out of date rhetoric that does not matter in this bull market.

>>55147825
Higher for longer means markets are also stronger for longer. These companies have 20 years of free money to burn through before hikes actually hurt them seriously.

Xirs, I forgot to buy chewy before earnings…

>>55147864
not to mention all the capex projects they got to build out for basically free. that will continue to give cashflows for long after rates are up

US companies are in a good place for the most part. cutting some workers is not a big deal in the short term

>>55147825
swaps are pricing in 62% chance of pause

>>55147876
We've been telling you the lengths white women were willing to go to please thier dogs for years.

>>55147876
White women bros, we missed the dip

>>55147893
Thats wishful thinking by beggars.
Inflations getting worse.
Just heard by some realtor that interest rates are the primary driver of inflation and that any shot of returning to 2.2% core this year happens when money is printed.

>>55147903
>>55147908
You just know..

>>55147938
>>55147938
>>55147938