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Anon Was Warned Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.55143992
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wtfwt

>> No.55143993
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YOU PUSH IT

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AHHHHHHH

>> No.55144000
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Lookin heavy mumu. Why not unload and unwind a little. Don't wanna risk it through these binary events huh.

>> No.55144003

Just got off the phone with John Nvidia and he said there's nothing to worry because they will announce more AI

>> No.55144004

I WONDER WHAT THEY'LL DO WITH THE DEBT CEILING!!! THE DEBT CEILING!!! I WONDER HOW THE MARKET WILL MOVE BECAUSE OF THE DEBT CEILING

>> No.55144007
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You're buying calls right anon?

>> No.55144011

>>55144004
literally me

>> No.55144010
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God damn I sold at the bottom of the top when I could have had the top of the top and now I am literally ngmi

>> No.55144021

c3 ai bros do not redeem we must ape strong together

>> No.55144023

>imagine not buying the dip

What’s the lowest SPY could even theoretically go; 410? 400? There is nothing but buying below current levels and infinite money printing on the horizon.

Buying SPY at literally any price it trades is a deal cause it is statistically a 100% guarantee that it be higher in a year or three at most.

>> No.55144033

>>55144003
>Wait you need HOW many GPUs to train an ai model?

>> No.55144034
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We're never going back to those highs from 5 minutes ago are we? B-bull bros assemble...

>> No.55144036
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AI will never get smarter than this
https://youtu.be/Umc9ezAyJv0

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>>55144034
Cups need handles it's true.

>> No.55144047

>C3
>AI
>C3
>AI
>C3
>AI

>> No.55144048
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>>55144023
>What’s the lowest SPY could even theoretically go
bottom of the tren line in log scale on the monthly is 312. Have fun!

>> No.55144062
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smaller opportunity with trend upside

>> No.55144081
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>>55144062
pass, gimme crm technical plz

>> No.55144084

>>55144047
>>55144021
>took a random chance and gamble on earnings for the first time

this is going to go bad isnt it. everything i touch tuns to ash

>> No.55144085

>>55144048
That will never happen. Realistically it will never again even trade below 410. 400 would be the absolute floor.

>> No.55144087
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the chart that started it all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

>> No.55144094

>>55143979
>when you just got paid $200 to hang a bid

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>>55144023
It took the SP500 6 years to recover from 2007.
And more than 6 years for it to recover from 2001.
Recovery is easy as long as you don't buy the top. You aren't buying the top are you anon?

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>>55144062

>> No.55144110

>>55144097
literally just about to post this

>> No.55144112
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There really is nothing to invest in is there? This market is a bloated dying corpse. It's just waiting for someone to poke it's waterlogged body with a stick so it bursts and let's out all the stink. I think I'll stick to the casino. It's less rigged

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>>55144097
Cool, but the nvda wyckoff broke to the upside

>> No.55144123

>>55144112
Based yoshi kike

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>>55144112
Good riddance we don't want your fractional shares any way.

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MONI bros...be in it this week. Next week MONI gongo. 50X is possible from todays prices. Hold it for 30-60 days. Simple as

t. Penny Jesus

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>>55144081
wait for a dip i guess

>>55144097
it could be, doesnt look like it though especially daily and weekly

>> No.55144142

>>55144117
Well let me know when Exact Sciences lures in millions of normies with a FOMO meme.

>> No.55144146

>>55144097
"UT in Phase B" will be >>55144006

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>>55144133
>profitable
I only speculate, sorry.

>> No.55144149
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wtf happened? Did the pivooters win?

>> No.55144158

>AMZN dumping

why? My calls are getting heemed fuck

>> No.55144160
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>>55144142
Why didn't you buy calls?

>> No.55144161

>>55144131
I have 0.3478 shares of BRK.A
You sure you don't want my fractional shares, PUNK?

>> No.55144163

>>55144131
Maybe I should buy DKNG shares since that's where all my money goes anyway.

>> No.55144164

>>55144158
the era of amazon is over, the era of shart mart is here

>> No.55144165

>NVIDIots
You come out your shit is gone

>> No.55144172

>>55144160
Why didn't you?

>> No.55144183

>>55144165
Next presentation Jensen's gonna walk out to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

>> No.55144184

>>55144158
More labor issues, their wagies are planning a walk out or something.

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>>55144147
MONI will be the most famous ticker the OTC has seen in over a decade. Easy money fren. Just get some this week and hold it. Let me lift my poor /biz/ bros out of poverty. Have faith. It WILL happen

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>>55144172
I did tho.

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Ok I decided to make a purchase. Johnny fathands okay of the day.

>> No.55144202

>>55144149
>>55144149
Think its just futures rollover

>> No.55144204

NVDS
V
D
S

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>>55144196
>$25k port

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>>55144208
Post yours.

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>>55144227
No.

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gap fill opp for bobo. wait for a pop to 61-62 first

>>55144081
crm and some of those tech look overbought on daily and even weekly so they may be due for a correction

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>>55144208
>$25k port
I-is that low?

>> No.55144239

>>55144202
oh right, I didn't see the icon. Still strange that it changes the projects hike odds so much.

>> No.55144242

Fucking knew I should have sold GOOGL at $126
God damn it wanted to squeeze out a few more bucks

>> No.55144244

>>55144237
No, that's basically the 90% percentile here.

>> No.55144245
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55144245

One of my stonks is doing a rights offering. (OXSQ -> OXSQR)
What does this mean and how can I profit from it?

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>>55144208
Fuck off, Elizabeth Warren.

>> No.55144261
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>>55144245
Anon, do you know what the "Q" at the end of the ticker means?

>> No.55144267

>>55144158
>actually did my DD
>AMZN didn't pass
>didn't buy it
I am the 29 y/o value investoor, you are the X y/o trend follower

>>55144163
>DKNG
Donkey Kong?
>he can buy stocks when he needs to
>and sell in a panic, just for you!

>>55144183
Would be an improvement over the recent one
>the more you buy the more you save
>please laugh

>> No.55144268
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>>55144233
Ok

>> No.55144274

My c3 gains from yesterday went kaput. Thank God I pulled a little profit. Hopefully AH does something.

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>>55144202
>>55144239
the actual contracts still had a big jump, idk why

>> No.55144279

>>55144261
Your mum's tattoo?

>> No.55144282

>>55144274
>AH
how does 60 sound

>> No.55144284
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10 minutes till roll call.
Place your bets Grab your Drinks, complete your ablutions turn on C-Span and listen to see if there is a suprise.

>> No.55144285

>>55144274
i bought puts yesterday and sold them today for a few big guys. shit was so cash.

>> No.55144287
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>Crowdstrike earnings AMC

>> No.55144292

>>55144267
Yep I bought shares of donkey kong. I'm bullish on chimp outs.

>> No.55144299

>>55144279
Oh, nevermind. Looks like the Nasdaq's the one market that stopped appending "Q" to the end of bankrupt companies. https://www.investopedia.com/terms/q/q.asp

>> No.55144300

>>55144277
b/c they've got the lazy fucks who didn't switch over by the balls.

>> No.55144301

>>55144282
I'm hoping so. I got strikes at 40 and 36.5. Went from up 3k yesterday to pretty much deadeven from when I bought em

>> No.55144311

IDGAF how many times C3.AI says AI in their earnings call. AI is literally the equivalent of a hall of mirrors at the carnival, and probably only worth a couple thousand bucks tops.

>> No.55144312

>>55144277
That's because a colored Fed president said they were likely to "skip" the June hike.

>> No.55144320

SHORT NVIDIA!!!!!!

>> No.55144323

>>55144287
Do they use AI in their cybersecurity solutions?

>> No.55144324

>>55144312
Always trying to play up this Juneteenth shit baka.

>> No.55144331

>>55144324
Well it's not just him. Pride month practically forces the Fed to be that gay.

>> No.55144335
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>>55144323
>CrowdStrike to Accelerate Development of AI in Cybersecurity with AWS

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>>55144311
>debt ceiling crisis averted
>just uttering the words AI send your stick parabolic
>money printer turned back on
>dollar becoming worthless
Literally nothing bearish in the distance.

>> No.55144339

Cock

>> No.55144345

>>55144335
Holy shit. BUY BUY BUY

>> No.55144348
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>>55144331
Gay for pay. smhtbhfam

>> No.55144351

>>55144335
>>55144345
AWS IS COLLAPSING
SELL SELL SELL

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>>55144331
powell should raise rates 50 basis points and really fuck everybody in the ass for pride month.

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As-Salaam-Alaikum My SIGA Sunni's. I'm thinking we're back and extremely straight.

>> No.55144380
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>>55144365
They are legally obligated to follow the fed futures.

>> No.55144394

>AI earnings AH
My brain says short my heart says long idk what to do

>> No.55144397

>>55144380
Ahem. In light of new Datums...

>> No.55144405

>>55144367
https://www.statnews.com/2023/05/31/gain-of-function-research-republicans/

>Moss said in a Science article last year that he planned work to understand the mpox virus’ severity by inserting genes from a more lethal version of the virus into a less deadly strain. His writing came amid an outbreak of mpox that led to 42 deaths and more than 30,000 cases in the U.S., according to government data.

>After E&C Republicans questioned the National Institutes of Health on Moss’ research this March, the agency told the group, which includes Energy and Commerce Committee Chair Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-Wash.), health subcommittee chair Brett Guthrie (R-Ky.) and oversight subcommittee chair Morgan Griffith (R-Va.), that Moss’ project “has not been formally proposed” and the agency has “no plan” to move forward with the research.

Looks like the Wuhan Institute of Virology is about to get some new work.

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Really makes you think

>> No.55144415

>>55144394
Note: The people buying AI are too stupid to understand how to trade after hours.

>> No.55144427
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>>55144408
Big squeeze energy. Go ahead and try to fight the trend.

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>>55144405
indeed. and Takbir no homo

>> No.55144432

>>55144428
Where's this case count? Some Pakistan department of health website?

>> No.55144433

I got chinaman food for lunch.

>> No.55144434

>>55144415
Someone said that AH trading is only reserved to the upper echelon of jewish folks and regular gentiles like use can't get in as easily.

>> No.55144440
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>>55144415
No broker in my cunt that allows after-market trading.

>> No.55144443

>>55144434
kek

>>55144440
Oh that actually sucks

>> No.55144445
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>>55144432
USA!
USA!
USA!

>> No.55144450
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short term opp

>> No.55144451

>>55144394
>>55144415
THEY ALREADY RELEASED EARNINGS YOU SUBHUMAN ANIMALS

They are just doing the call and guidance now.

>> No.55144452

So wait.. are we buying AI calls or not?

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>>55144444
FUARCK

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Looks like I picked a good day to actually get some work done instead of just staring at numbers and bullshitting in /smg/.

>> No.55144469
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When do those chucklefucks in congress vote on the gibs bill?

>> No.55144473

>>55144452
No, AI is going to take a big dump after earnings. I know this because I bought in and I have the power to make big movements in stocks to the downside the moment I touch them.

>> No.55144478

>>55144458
how do i invest in divorce lawyers?

>> No.55144479
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>>55144452
dangerous but you can always test your luck

>> No.55144488

>>55144445
God, what a useless website. Fucking CDC. The numbers aren't an exact match but it looks like they're basically just reporting the Chicago outbreak with a lag: https://www.chicago.gov/city/en/sites/monkeypaaaawwx/home/data.html

>> No.55144490

>>55144452
if you like money or maybe losing money who knows

>> No.55144492
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>EARLY MOC IMBALANCE 2.1 BLN SELL-SIDE.

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>>55144492
Squeeze powder

>> No.55144498

>>55144479
Imagine going anywhere near this

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>>55144496
I'd squeeze Taylor if you know what I mean.

>> No.55144512

>>55144498
well if you bought at the bottom which it sat at for over a year you are up 4x right now guess your imagination must not like money

>> No.55144522

>>55144473
>>55144479
>>55144490
Yeah I just looked at the option premiums
...not getting anywhere near that

>> No.55144526

>>55144512
and what about all of the other shitco penny stocks that have negative cash flow? congrats on your lottery ticket but it's generally not a good idea to buy these unprofitable small caps

>> No.55144528

>>55144512
No I mean the faggots talking about buying calls or puts or having anything to do with it after it reached his point

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>>55144452
>we

>> No.55144539

Fuck this gay ass market, keeping me out of the money both up and down.

>> No.55144545

>>55144536
Yes we, I called your broker to move in 75% of your port into ai

>> No.55144547
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GOD DAMMIT IT'S CLIMBING BACK UP AND I ALREADY SOLD

>> No.55144558

>calls printing
>sofi up 40% on the week
wtf just happened? last earnings it shit the bed and it suddenly pop out of nowhere?

>> No.55144562
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>>55144512
They’re not even profitable... Don’t forget when Hindenburg released that report that GAYi was literally cooking their books like a month ago and the stock went from >30 to <20 and only got caught up again in the gayi and nigvidia mania

>> No.55144565

>>55144452
I'm not going anywhere near that shit. I like to gamble, but not literally throw my money away on blatant scams.

>> No.55144566
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>higher for longer
rip banks

>> No.55144567

you dumped your bags so you got cash to short The Big One™ right anon

>> No.55144573

>>55144566
It's wild how dead airliners go without a gorillion pounds of thrust.

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>MOC IMBALANCE 6.4 BLN SELL-SIDE.

>> No.55144581

>>55144573
same could be said about financial institutions

>> No.55144582
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>>55144567
yes

>> No.55144584

>>55144562
ah yes profitable... because in the clown market people read anything past the two letter ticker right????

>> No.55144585
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Look at this beauty cup and handle intraday

>> No.55144590
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>>55144581
Ayyyy

>> No.55144595

>>55144562
>not even profitable
Not to be that guy but companies dont seem to care about being profitable anymore.

>> No.55144602

>>55144573
i gave my gookfu a gorillion pounds of thrust

>> No.55144606

>>55144478
Donate to your local synagogue

>> No.55144616

>>55144562
they literally just need to say their company name during the earnings report and they get that sweet sweet ai pump

>> No.55144618
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I believe I've found the perfect stick in DKNG. It literally has a p/e of -8. How much mor value do you want? Plus everyone is poor and hopeless. What do poor and hopeless people do? They gamble of course.

>> No.55144623

>>55144602
Because youre fat?

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>>55144618

>> No.55144635
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6.4B MARKET ON CLOSE SELL IMBALANCE

>> No.55144637

>>55143979
LMAO@spastic price action before closing

You burgers are insane. SPX and AAPL going crazy.

>> No.55144638

>>55144618
>lus everyone is poor and hopeless. What do poor and hopeless people do? They gamble of course.
Now that's kosher thinking. I like it.

>> No.55144639

>>55144623
i'm not even fat, just ask your mother.

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Power hour turned sour

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>Retail faggots so desperate to short that they continuously push everything back into technically oversold territory so institutional buyers just continue buying
Being such a cynical greedy dumbass should be illegal

>> No.55144642
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LOOK AT THAT DUMP

>> No.55144645

Jesus Christ my AVPT bags I've been holding for 2.5 years have been on an absolute train.

>> No.55144646

woop woop pull up

>> No.55144648

if you wanna see the jews at work pull up the 1 minute seagate chart STX

>> No.55144649

>>55144639
Yeah, she only fucks fat guys.

>> No.55144650

>soxs
We heal

>> No.55144658

>>55144618
>What do poor and hopeless people do?
they kill themselves and then vote democrat

>> No.55144659

I'm considering going in on BABA
I trust chinks

>> No.55144663

>>55144451
Everyone knows all the movement is AH

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>>55144631
Go ahead and buy
>>55144638
I've spent over 6 years around baggot, you're bound to catch a literal residual Jew from him over that amount of time.

>> No.55144665

What the fuck was that

>> No.55144668
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Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.55144671

>>55144649
i guess that's why i only got a blow job

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>>55144585

>> No.55144675

STOP SELLING GODDAMN, I WANT TO SHORT AGAIN, PUMP IT UP. (I mean DAX)

>> No.55144676

>>55144664
The bagel hole gazes back I guess.

>> No.55144679

>>55144668
>+0.18%
Based NVDA short position dragging my ass into the green.

>> No.55144680

>>55144668
I'm up 30%

>> No.55144684

>AAPL almost ATH despite higher rates and way worse revenue
LMAO

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>>55144668
+0.3%

>> No.55144690

>>55144668
>I lost 75 bepis of my hard earned capital today.
>I've lost 346 bepis of my hard earned capital since my ATH on May 12.
Needless to say I am having a rough time.

>> No.55144695

>>55144684
what happened to it last 10m

>> No.55144696 [DELETED] 

Switching to Future Vision. I'm down $50 on theta decay

>> No.55144698

>>55144668
1.61% up

>> No.55144702
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>AI
>CRM
>CRWD
>CHWY

All dead stocks walking.

>> No.55144703

>>55144684
They have guaranteed customers for life, it's a cult. If Tim apple told all their customers to kill themselves, they do it before he even finished his sentence. Literal brainless consoomers.

>> No.55144707

What the FUCK are these red candles

>> No.55144710
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>Down 6% for the day
>Still up 15% for the week
>Up over 100% YTD
lol imagine being a bear

>> No.55144712

kek NVDA baggies

>> No.55144717

>>55144695
MOC magic

>> No.55144722

>>55144668
-0.5%

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>>55144668
>-0.63%

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>>55144668
Up 0.43% but good things are on the way. I wasn't going to gamble tonight but I'm feeling lucky.

>> No.55144740
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>AAPL
So this isn't market manipulation how exactly?

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>>55144702
OKTA is the first casualty.

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>>55144703
I used to be a big hater of apple, but the integration using apple products and continuity of your information is actually pretty impressive and a lot easier than fucking windows or android

>> No.55144750

what time is shitAI earnings at?

>> No.55144755

>>55144740
If aapls down it looks like funds are getting ready for debt negotiation risk on behavior.

>> No.55144756

>>55144740
Buncha people put in MOC orders (market-on-close, i.e. sell whatever at whatever price, exactly when the market closes) which market makers sort out in the last 10 minutes of the day: https://www.warriortrading.com/market-on-close-order/

>> No.55144760

>>55144712
>getting off now
BYE! BYE BYE!

>> No.55144761

>>55144740
Because they followed all the rules and released the following press release ahead of WWDC.
https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2023/05/developers-generated-one-point-one-trillion-in-the-app-store-ecosystem-in-2022/
But I bet it's for cushioning how bad their VR headset is going to be. I have puts on them.

>> No.55144763

>>55144750
5pm est

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>>55144749
And better security

>> No.55144768

>>55144744
>GOLDMAN SACHS DOWNGRADES OKTA TO HEXA
Oof

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ARKK closes green again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz0SnpN_O00

>> No.55144772

>>55144663
????

They released earnings like 2 weeks ago

>> No.55144776

LMAO at that last candle

>> No.55144777

This market cannot stop shitting itself, day in day out. AI trade was a money laundering event by MM's

>> No.55144780

>>55144749
It's overpriced chink garbage. If you like the OS that's fine, but you are literally letting Tim apple cumfart in your face.

>> No.55144783

>>55144777
Lmao one day of red and you faggots come out of the woodwork again

>> No.55144784

>CRM

>> No.55144787

WTF? How is the c3.AI stock going down? Did they fuck up and come out calling themselves NAK2 at the start of the fucking call?

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>>55144744

C3.AI is the next casualty?

but it has AI in its name bros i thought it will go up :(

>> No.55144791

How did Meta triple in 6 months when nobody uses their services anymore?

>> No.55144793
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Of course benioff pulled a Jensen and put out fake and gay earnings outlook to juice his stock... where the fuck is the SEC with all these faggots doing blatant market manipulation

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>>55144702
And CRM and CRWD both fall, with CRWD suffering the same fate as OKTA. Only CHWY survived somehow.

>> No.55144800

>>55144791
turns out their users cost them money

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looks like the AI mania is finally over

>> No.55144803

>>55144772
>It's real
https://www.sec.gov/edgar/search/#/ciks=0001577526&entityName=C3.ai%252C%2520Inc.%2520(AI)%2520(CIK%25200001577526)

What the fuck? Who issues an earnings press release 2 weeks early?

https://earningswhispers.com/stocks/AI

Why are those niggers trying to trip up my boy EarningsWhisper?

>> No.55144807

>>55144772
Okay

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>>55144777
Checked, AI is a farce

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>>55144783
Bobo is always waiting just outside your door.

>> No.55144816

That double top on spy today

>> No.55144820

>>55144668
Shat the bed in the last two hours, I prefer crab market to this shit.

>> No.55144825

UHHH, THE DEBT CEILING IS NOT GOING TO PASS BROS

>> No.55144827

>>55144798
>CHWY: +13%
That's it, I now support making all student loan payments retroactively due.

>> No.55144829

How long are the politicians going to pig out on this?

>> No.55144832

>>55144816
shit's about to fucking crash because turns out all this woke shit and esg shit and dei shit and nigger shit is just cancer on the economy. get woke go broke. rates go up, stocks go down, simple as. dont' come crying to me cause you bought into joe biden's lets give niggers control over everything and see what happens. fuck around and win stupid prizes because you played stupid games and found out.

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>>55144777
>>55144783
>>55144790
>>55144802
I didn’t get any (You’s) >>55144036

>> No.55144837

>>55144825
Oh yes it is!

>> No.55144839

>>55144825
Allah willing.

>> No.55144841

>>55144829
Long enough to have everything back at technical oversold levels so they can slurp the shit out of it. No one is going to be surprised in 6 months when it turns out that Pelosi loaded up on NVDA calls this month.

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>>55144835
Sorry anon, here's one

>> No.55144850

>>55144825
Looks like they’re voting on debate rules on cockspan

>> No.55144853

>>55144036
>>55144835
And here I'll recommend the Voight Kampff board game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLR6yGVJs0Y

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>> No.55144860

>>55144668
>picks: +1.9%
>ETFs: -0.9%
>overall: +0.6%

>> No.55144867

>>55144850
They're counting votes, See who's gonna flip. Its 2 dem flips away rn.

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>>55144825
Someone explain to me why defaulting is worse than continuing spending literal trillions every year on gibs and untold amounts of unfunded gibs in the future
Just fucking get it over with

>> No.55144879

AI is rebounding, bobo's are getting raped

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55144883

my stocks are all shit
and today they got crushed
all such massive turds
they can't even be flushed

>> No.55144890

Would it be stupid to buy VOO at these levels

>> No.55144892

>>55144879
Noooo aftermarket traders what are you doing

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>>55144164
>era of shart mart is here
what makes you think so?

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>>55144879
Oooh, sorry kid.

>> No.55144901
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>>55144870
85% of our federal budget is entitlement spending, they were literally arguing over like 5% of our annual spending and acting like only having a 1% increase is some kinda victory... Our country is so fucked in the next 5-10yrs

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>>55144879
look again

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I got fucked today biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.55144914

>>55144850
i tuned in to see dems voting no more than gop and was confused until i saw this, thanks.

>> No.55144930

>>55144901
I should run for president on the premise that I'm going to just get rid of social security and medicare. I'm going to fuck everybody who's paid into the system, but we're not going to have to worry about this shit anymore. Yes I am pushing grandma and grandpa off the cliff. If you like your grandma and grandpa, then you can wipe their ass, feed and house them. I'll probably lose, but at least I'll be able to say I tried to fix the system.

>> No.55144935

>>55144930
Yes you'd cut all entitlements and give the money to Israel like a typical Jew.

>> No.55144939

>>55144901
The gerontocracy will continue to funnel gibs to their voting base. Robbing the future to pay for the past so to speak.

>> No.55144940

>>55144930
Kek based

>> No.55144943

>>55144668
lost %30

>> No.55144946
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Rules agreed to.

The $4T cometh

>> No.55144956

>>55144930
I'll be like the anti-obama. If you like your Grandma and Grandpa, you can keep them. I'm also deciding that rich people need to pay their fair share of taxes. They need to pay 25%, that's more than their fair share, but that's a good starting place for us to begin with making them pay their fair share and then we can see how it goes from there.

>> No.55144961

>>55144879
Where's SOXL going this year? 50? 75?

>> No.55144970
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LMAO THE VERY NEXT VOTE IS ABOUT ANTISEMITISM AND TECHING ABOUT THE CONTRIBUTIONS OF THE JEWISH PEOPLE

>> No.55144972
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Fucking damn it. French website to do taxes is fucked. The place where I put my losses to substract them from gains doesn't let me do it. Tells me losses can't be higher than gains but then HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DECLARE THAT MY LOSSES EXCEEDED MY GAINS IF I CAN'T PUT A HIGHER VALUE FAGGOTS. I should have done it on paper like last year and let them sort the info out. Limit to file is in 1h30min and I'm too far away to leave the documents at the office. And it doesn't help that when I try to go back on the website it gets fucked.
Holy shit bros, don't ever ever ever ever hire a french tech wagie to do websites

>> No.55144988

>banned for lum feet
3 day bear market confirmed

>> No.55144997

bullish dump on NVDA gets the pain out right in one candlestick and retests a good area of support in front of standard government FUD

>> No.55144999
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55144999

>>55144901

>> No.55145002

>>55144930
>>55144956
Throw in using the homeless as firewood & we have a deal

>> No.55145012

>>55144999
Checked and passed with 424 yea’s...

>> No.55145019

Can someone tell me if it is retarded to buy VOO at these levels? Like should I be buying only when there are sharp rips downwards?

>> No.55145022

SOXS CHADS WW@

>> No.55145026

>>55145002
we'll have a department of illegal removals, you get paid $5 grand per dead illegal you turn in. No questions asked, but the homeless is a state issue, you got a problem with the homeless you gotta talk to your governor. i'll also cut off all federal funding to all sanctuary states, and let them fucking riot and burn the fuckers down.

>> No.55145028 [DELETED] 

>>55145002
No, think like a Russian. Press them into military service and send them against the Mexican cartels.

>> No.55145029

>>55145019
>buying only when there are sharp rips downwards
That's literally called buying the dip

>> No.55145030

>>55145019
How long do you wanna hold?
5-10 years? Buy now. It doesnt really matter
1 year? Maybe wait for a dip down

>> No.55145034

>>55145022
Fun fact: Over the past 10 days, SOXS and NVDS are both down almost exactly 35%.

Other fun fact: Our time is now. Let's fucking goooooooo!

>> No.55145041

>>55145022
Bagholding.

>> No.55145052
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>>55144835
Here you go.

>> No.55145051

also i'm going to draft all the able bodied men between 16 and 35 to go to iran and liberate the fuck out of those people.

>> No.55145062
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55145062

>Crude: +5.20 mm (-1.22 mm expected)
>Gasoline: +1.89 mm
>Distillates: +1.85 mm
>Cushing: +1.78 mm

>SPR -2.6 mm

>> No.55145065

>>55145051
Can't we just have the Taliban do it?

>> No.55145069

>>55145051
Why would we care about sand people?

>> No.55145076

>>55145019
It's never retarded to buy VOO

>> No.55145081

>>55145062
Ho. Ly. Shit. This is a huge deal.

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>>55145062
>SPR -2.6 mm
when is a gift not a gift?

>> No.55145110

i did it guys
i am no longer beholden to the storage jew
a week of taking carloads to goodwill/my garage but i did it

>> No.55145111

>>55145069
>>55145065

Bibi bet me $100 I wouldn't do it.

>> No.55145113

They told me BOIL was cheap. They told me they called the bottom on KOLD, DRIP, YANG, and SQQQ. They called me a retard. Why did I listen?

>> No.55145125

>>55145113
Because you're a retard, retard

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>>55145026
Candidate Baggot, esemgee anchor here. We still haven't heard the answer to an important question and worry of the united states. What are you gonna do with negreos and fags? One makes up for 13% of the population but is responsible of 58% of violent crime and the other one despite being 7.1% of the population make up 80% of child sexual abusers

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>>55144970
Unreal

>> No.55145134

>>55145110
just renting a uhaul and buying a pizza for the boys is what $50? to get it done in a day.
Why are you such a nigger to yourself

>> No.55145143
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>>55145095
Refreshing the numbers in my mind:
>26 million barrels set to be delivered to the market from April 1 to June 30
>April 1st SPR: 371.18m
>May 24th: 357.95m
>May 31st: 355.35m
>June 30th target: 345.18m

So over the next month, another 10m barrels. Roughly the same pace.

-https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/biden-sell-26-million-barrels-more-strategic-petroleum-reserve
-https://ycharts.com/indicators/us_ending_stocks_of_crude_oil_in_the_strategic_petroleum_reserve

>> No.55145165

>>55145131
ur sounding Anti-Semitic, Don't you know we're borrowing $4Trillion dollars?

>> No.55145169

Friendly reminder buying natgas above 2 bucks is akin to flushing money down the drain

>> No.55145171

>>55145110
Nice one

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55145183

uh you guise are buying the FAZE dip, right?

>> No.55145186

>>55145127
We'll keep them institutionalized. The faggots can get the conversion therapy they need for their mental illnesses, and the negroes will be safely kept away from the general population. This will keep our streets and our children safe.

>> No.55145191

I bought my first VOO. I’ve gotten over the mental block of waiting for the perfect moment to buy

>> No.55145199

>>55145183
That's a company on the verge of collapse.

>> No.55145204

>>55145183
Of course. They have 500 million fans and the company is valued at less than 50m.
That's a P/F of 0.1. Not many companies out there which can match that.

>> No.55145205

>>55145183
I read something the other day saying esports is basically a failure. It doesn't generate enough revenue to make it worthwhile for anyone involved

>> No.55145207

>>55145191
*slaps your butt* good boy

>> No.55145209

>>55145022
Fuck I sold, I'm down to 100 I'll buy again tho

>> No.55145216
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>>55145113
BOIL gets "cheap" every few days or weeks, it's all relative and it's not a buy and hold instrument. I had to learn this the hard way, and still struggle with finding my sea legs, but it's definitely a workable swing. If you're not going to follow the macro while watching the movements all day every day, and are reliant on others to tell you when to do what, definitely just stay away from this incredibly dangerous tool.

>> No.55145218

Anyone picking up some AAP today?

>> No.55145221

I bought into AI today with a gut feeling I would get heemed if I do and I still did it.

>> No.55145229

>>55145205
>watching a bunch of nerds play Counter Strike 1.6 somehow didn't turn into a trillion dollar industry
who knew

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>>55145216
shit, wrong pic

>> No.55145237

>>55145062
what is this nigga, produced barrels of oil?

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>nice gap there
>it would be a shame if a market were to fill it

>> No.55145261

>>55145237
It is the American Petroleum Institute's weekly inventory report. We produce about 12m and consume about 19m of crude every day, so a buildup of 5.2m is quite substantial.

>> No.55145265

>>55145250
If gaps have to be filled how come my anus has never been penetrated?

>> No.55145273

>>55145205
I have a friend thats really into it. He was talking about some walk out over some league getting rid of their midlist teams. Like gee vidya playing isnt a recession proof job who knew?

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Bought an NVDA put.
Looking forward to the morning, bobros.

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>>55143042
I can't believe I lost out on a 5% move today

>> No.55145294

>>55145229
>>55145273
Well... from what I understand, it can make some money... but nothing along the lines of a major league sport. We're talking local unaffiliated minor league baseball team scale, at best. Could be a great small business if you can pull in some sponsors and maybe win a little prize money... but that's it. Going public was basically a scam

>> No.55145295

>>55145265
not enough volume

>> No.55145326

watch novidya pump like an absolute retard after hours rn

>> No.55145328

>>55145324
>>55145324

>> No.55145336

>>55145277
Johnny-come-lately ACHs from Memorial Day chatter are clearing tomorrow. Watch out for dip slurpers and return-to-normal activity.

>> No.55145407

Bros is Tesla going to $215? My asshole depends on it. Like I’ll be wearing depends on my asshole.

>> No.55145508

>>55144582
Someone post the updated image

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I don't know man... I don' tknow...