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Baking

every stock i touch goes to absolute shit wtf is wrong with me

WTFWT?

I desperately need a 2x

Return to normal! BULL RUN IS BACK BABY

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>>55142162
whats your time frame?

>>55142157

>>55142156
Not wrong, just early.

>c3.ai earnings today
god i love easy money

>>55142169
Can't believe these fucks can't find it in the budget to get a Zoom subscription.

>NVDA making a run to new lows

>>55142171
>Not wrong, just early.
Same thing

>>55142172
easy on the upside or downside anon cmon now dont leave us guessing

>>55142162
NGL is getting p&d on twitter. Earnings tonight.

The U.S. WILL default on its obligations

good long?

Reversal…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

>>55142202
Please god let it be so

>>55142184
I know, I was joking.

>>55142202
Americans WILL continue paying me with their taxes

>>55142188
Selling off assets left and right. Natural gas near multiple year lows. I don't see how their earnings are gonna be good at all

>>55142141
>>55141082
AI is pretty much a meme. AGI even more of a meme. It's been around for literally decades. Going as far back Von Neumann people have worked on AI. We've gotten some interesting technology out of the search for AI but the results from AI have always been a disappointment. In a weird way AI is kind of like the modern alchemy. It's really hard to see anything coming out of ChatGPT other than Amazon review bots and bots to disrupt online communication

>.t software engineer

>>55142238
Where’s his yamaka?

Forced to sell half of my TMF which was 100% of my portfolio at a 20% loss today because I need the cash. How do I cope?

>>55142150
please long QQQ

>>55142238
>His greed an chutzpah... gone.

>>55142213
>bears are back in town
>bears are back in town

Shout out to all the schitzo's who still think we're defaulting even after DC reaches a deal on the debt ceiling!

>>55142238
is this that eurodollar university fag?

>>55142249
Get a job so you don't need the cash?

Buy IRS, they're hiring 87k new agents and they're about to deliver a 10% divvy.

YOU PUSH IT

>>55142276
Their revenue growth for the next 2 years is about to get slashed.

Caught a gain on the way down this morning with a put, come on dip buyers help me out here I need to double up.

>>55142233
when can I talk to AI rabbi to find out the truth?

>BLACKROCK'S FINK SAYS DOESN'T SEE EVIDENCE OF REDUCTION IN INFLATION, OR EVIDENCE OF A HARD LANDING
HIGHER 4 LONGER

>>55142264
they wont default but market will still get fucked, last time they squeaked a deal like this SPY went down 15% after

>>55142305
I'm short either way.

>>55142282
NVDA LOD

>>55142271
I got a job

>>55142318
NVDA Pushing it.

>>55142325
Ah, were you that guy putting his house downpayment in TMF?

I slurped again…

>>55142335
No…

>>55142333
I forget, did Ran ever get a song of her own?

>>55142340
Slut

>>55142283
Taxes on income from treasury yields are a huge avenue for growth though.

>>55142346
Well then why do you need the money? TMF's not the worst bet for the next month or so.

Thoughts on holding BRK.B vs SPY?

>>55142264
>>55142305
why will market get fucked? why is it bearish?

>>55142360
I thought you were memeing but
>Interest earned on all U.S. Treasury securities, including Treasury bills (T-Bills), is exempt from taxation at the state and local level but is fully taxable at the federal level.

Man, that is incredibly Jewish.

>>55142371
Go with BRK.A

>>55142167
4 months.

>>55142371
divies typically do well in stagflation

>>55142363
I‘m sort of self employed and need it for my business

AI bros... It's time to cancel this pump

>NVDA 382

Increasing numbers of late buyers are underwater, panicking in the middle of the work day, opening their brokerage apps at lunch.

>>55142371
VOOG had done better then BRK.B, plus it gives dividends

>>55142399
Where's that meme about the guy complaining a game censored his name because it had "ass" in it, but his name was "Nasser"?

>>55142375
when the debt ceiling is raised the treasury has to raise money. they do this by issuing bonds. those bonds need to be priced in a way that attracts buyers so they can get their money quickly. that means selling bonds with rates higher than the current rates, which will cause the rest of the bonds rates to rise in turn. This will draw money out of the stock market and into bonds. Money flowing out of the stock market means selling stocks, so we'll go down.

>Cathie just sold

At what point is BILI a buy again?

>>55142406
Honestly wondering whether to short or not

>>55142213
love watching bobos have a good time

>>55142423
Not a bad idea. But the panic sellers will, after a little more of a drop, try shorting. That'll be a temporary bottom, we'll get a bounce, then after that bounce we retrace to like 300 or something.

>>55142264
Anybody voting in favor of this deal is a cuck and kicking the American people in the balls. For too long the so called leadership in Washington DC has kicked the can down the road, and now we are finally seeing the effects of their overspending as inflation eats away at our American dream and our way of life. #NoDeal #Default #FJB

im going to kms

>>55142399
We found the new Turing Test.

do i sell

>>55142446
Why? What are you holding?

>>55142434

>>55142441
monday is the official date. I wouldn't be surprised if they drag it out to the wire. Mostly b/c that sort of crabbing will hurt me personally

>>55142441
Yes well I happen to agree with you. However you seem unable to realize the soulless hacks in DC don't care about you or me. They will do whatever they can to keep the laundromat open. That means keeping the government spending as quickly as possible.

>>55142455
>Why?
the rest of the world uses metric, why shouldn't we?

>>55142399
Artificial ''Intelligence''.

>>55142441
This may come as a surprise to you but there is another solution. Spend less. I know I know, it's asking too much from our government but defaulting is career suicide.

>>55142453
Its $30 who cares

>>55142141
Yesterday I thought "it's the perfect time to buy TMF and short nvda" but as usual I just pussied out.

>>55142434
I bet he pissed in it too.

>>55142472
60% of spending is keeping boomers ITM

>>55142150
Just buy SPY; it always goes higher. Today is a good day to buy as it can’t really go much lower than current levels so it’s on sale right now.

Get in fast though, it will rocket higher any second.

will we see BUD bounce during pride month? all those degenerates parading around will get very thirsty. AB would be missing a big opportunity not serving ice cold bud light from the Clydesdale Chariot in the middle of the parades. this could be a big revenue booster selling perhaps dozens of cans of bud light.

>>55142472
>>55142466
>>55142463
What happens when the interest payments on the debt exceeds the revenue generated through taxes?

>>55142510
this is how horsepox starts

>>55142502
>it can’t really go much lower than current levels so it’s on sale right now.

They’re slurping.

>>55142525
boy horses have large penises

>>55142522
What do you think will happen? They'll do it again.

>>55142525
>Bavarian Nordic and Bud Light team up to make the ultimate pride month cocktail.

I am in debt from eating, pathetic man
I hope you guys all do good on your bingos while i step out for some fresh

>>55142522
Money Guns for boomers to blast at their grandkids

>>55142539
Gives a whole new meaning to "shots shots shots"

OK, looks like SPY has stabilized at a new permanently high plateau.

>>55142522
You think they honestly care? I specifically remember the Bush generation talking about tactics to lower our debt, and this was when it was below 10 trillion, yet they went turbo fucking retard on spending anyways.
Getting rid of medicaid and social security would drop our payments by almost a whole quarter, but we both know they'll never do it because we need to cater to the melanin enriched gibs me dat.

>>55142535
horsey cock is in the house tonight
everybody just have a good time

>>55142545
*nonwhite grandkids

Spy keep going up?

holy shit I hope no one was buying SOXL this week

>>55142522
Day of the pillow and mass debt write off or revolutions.

>>55142589

BLACKROCK CEO: FED IS NOT FINISHED, 2-4 MORE TIGHTENINGS, PROBABLY CLOSER TO TWO

>>55142596
So what you're saying is once the interest payments on the debt reaches the levels of revenue from taxes is the day that they come for the assault rifle fifteens and 1776 begins again? I mean I could see that happening.

>>55142573
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT WAS A FAKEOUT

Nothing is actually down that much.

>>55142399
i really wish i knew just how many work hours have been dedicated to prevent the dreaded magic racial slur from being a response since they released the free version

>>55142522
I guess they would simply have to raise more debt.

>>55142610
SELL GOYS SELL

>>55142616
>>55142522
The US is generating debt, but it's also inflating it away. Effectively, this is a glacial pace debt default in all but name. The US is devaluating its currency in order to make the debt more bearable.

>>55142522
you're right, taxes have never been raised ever in the history of man. whatever will they do?

>>55142570
kek

>>55142658
higher taxes won't pay off the debt, they'll just drive capital away. Are you retarded?

Energy looking weak af. Physical NRGD shares about to be in demand.

about to long DHL. krauts can more a box across continents faster and cheaper than USPS/FedEx/UPS can two states over.

Brothers I'm up like $3.50 on NVDS, is it time to sell? I'm worried that the reta(il)tards will think this is a dip to buy and I'll lose my $3.50 which I plan to use to buy a coffee from a local frenchman-owned coffee shop. It's actually a $2 cup of coffee but with tip and short term gains tax I have to be thankful for what the market gives me!

>>55142645
>but it's also inflating it away.
retarded meme

>>55142667
>drive capital away
to where exactly? you seriously don't think they won't raise taxes before defaulting?

>>55142616
I don't know, honestly. I think on geopolitical front most countries would prefer US to stay stable, but less powerful and commanding internationally.
On domestic side, shit will hit the fan if state becomes bankrupt, but in this case the weirdness is not about US spending too much on wars alone, like it usually is with empires of the past, but spending on aging population that needs more and more gibsmidats. I'm not sure what they will do then. Allow people to die in the streets while cutting down on social security money? Old decrepit people are not usually the revolutionaries, so this is why it feels like a weird situation.

>NVDA
lol, kek even

>>55142645

>>55142645
How do interest payments work in this situation?
https://www.fiscal.treasury.gov/reports-statements/financial-report/unsustainable-fiscal-path.html

Fabricated and transgender market action

We are in a bull market

>>55142703
DXY is USD compared to other currencies, that are doing the exact same thing

>>55142680
Reddit is incredibly bearish so do with that information what you will.

>>55142674
>krauts can more a box across continents faster and cheaper than USPS/FedEx/UPS can two states over
My latest shipment was less than 24 full hours for Tokyo > Hong Kong > customs at Leipzig, Germany with DHL Express.

nvidia chuds! nvidia buds! chud chud! doot doot da loot doot! mr chuddddddddddddddd

>>55142709

>got fully heemed today
>lost 400
if I had played for the other stock I'd be up 200
now I have to hold until my shitty stock goes up again
Fucking hell.

This market is silly.

>>55142756
who is that?

>>55142658
We're already at the top of the phillips curve man are you mad?

Lost $600 on the slots last night. I think it's time to take a break and go back to stocks. Someone give me a guaranteed 10x

pump SOFI to the moon RIGHT NYAO

>>55142780
by sofi you mean ngl?

>>55142756
was it autism?

>>55142690
Raising taxes doesn't increase revenue.

>>55142764
Margaret Qualley, I think. I got it from /v/.

>>55142813
Yes.

I'm starting to distrust the printing of paper money. What if we just adopted a new standard and told the F.E.D. to fuck off, and just made a new department of the treasury that created a new currency backed by platinum and palladium? I mean this way we can front run it and still laugh at the retards who bought gold and silver?

>>55142778

THEY'RE SLURPING

>>55142839
Oh come on you know I'm too experienced to fall for that turd TBLT. I'm also not going to buy the top of NVDA. Although AI is peak clown market.

>>55142834
The problem with frontrunning is that you need to convince someone to trail your movements.
I prefer middlerunning, when there's already a huge line of runners, you just copy the frontrunners and then sell to the biggest retards behind you.

>>55142855
Bear status: molested.

>>55142868
oh look it's me today.

>>55142834
then we would have to invade ourselves and that gets weird.

NEARER MY GOD TO THEEEE!!!!

>>55142876

BOIL??

>>55142834
Molybdenum and palladium, only those will be legal tender at the national moneyhouse

Oh look, the dip is being brought cause every dip is a buy.

Imagine my shock

Every dip is a buy.

gis slurp. daily and weekly moving nicely

>>55142778
Lulu puts?

>>55142914
Ok I'm listening. Why?

>>55142905
yeah we could do it so 1000 molybdenums is a palladium to make things easier.

>>55142931
Idk, I saw a man wearing them and earnings soon. Could be an easy 10x

>>55142340
that's a pretty good anime i got filtered by the cgi beasts

>>55142834
Nearly all platinum and palladium production is in either Sarth Effrica or Russia.

>>55142825

>>55142946
Problem is you're basically asking me to short white women's credit cards, and I don't know if we'd win that battle. But I also saw that analysts say that they "aren't worried about their earnings" which makes me think shorting is a good idea.

>>55142988
He's probably referencing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laffer_curve

But it's tricky to say which half of the curve the US is currently on.

*this wet nose presses hard on the back of your neck before whispering softly*
ᵒᶠᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵒʷˢ

>>55142778
I can't give you a 10x, but IRBT is as close to a guaranteed 2x as it gets.

you've got to be shitting me, I set my stop above the supportline for ABNB, got triggered today and now I gotta watch this thing bounce off a triple bottom into the stratosphere

>>55143023

what's the schedule with the debt ceiling-stuff?
the politics talk like it's a done-deal but i don't know when an official signing of the budget would be

>>55142992
I also saw people on Reddit talking about buying calls

>>55143055
I used to not like these, probably my shorts were being liquidated, but now I've started to like them. He's a bulls' bull.

>>55143083
I checked options prices, the going rate for ATM calls and outs are fucking $1200 dollars per contract. Fuck that shit.

>>55142150
Same man. Anyone need help with a stock? I'll help boost it whichever way you want. Long it, short it, buying the stock. Just do the opposite of me and you will always win

>>55143064
it's not a done deal, Hakeem "King of the Gibs" Jefferies doesn't even know how many democrats will sign onto the deal, and McCuckry claims he has reached this agreement with an alzheimers patient.

>>55143098
Can you buy NVIDIA?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWG3npfEoHo
i expected this, bobo, i admit i was even dreading your power. every time we reach this threshold you show your claws. but this time is different. mumu is simply allowing you to retreat gracefully. we will cross this threshold and higher yet, and if you don't change teams now you are going to miss out.

>>55143109
i would think something more exciting would be happening in the market if we were done with this issue

VIX is cratering.

>nvda 400c friday
still time for a 4x anon

>>55143143
Put a shirt on hippy.

>>55143109
>every member of house will be required to penetrate McCucks wife no less than 3 times this fiscal year
how the fuck did that get into the budget bill?!?!?

Thoughts?

Why the fuck is this general dead? What happened?

>>55143184
I had to do some shit for work for once. Sorry.

>>55143184
people tend get real quiet when they are trying to triage their heeming.

>>55143184
NVDA bears had to go back to work, and this general is primarily dominated by bears so...

>>55142468
lmao

>>55143184
Have you seen the market recently?

Hot tip: UPS workers are gearing up to strike. Get out while you can.

I sold everything. what am i in for

the fucking fed is pumping the market, what a bunch of fucking rats.

>>55143184
cuz the USA default got cancelled, so nothing interesting ever happens.

>>55143184
>He thinks /smg/ is dead when the thread is not even two hours old.
We’ll be on the next thread before close

>>55143212
>I sold everything. what am i in for
Selling the bottom. Hope it was worth it

High Vol pump? Is this bait? It feels like bait

Bonjour mesdames messieurs

>>55143210
Fuck sake I have deliveries on the way with them

>>55143227
Don't ignore the daily chart.

QQQ to 300!

I've been spending a lot of time with the 18 year old female employee that works for me because she is planning on buying the business at the end of August. Last night I had a very graphic sex dream with her. It made me pretty uncomfortable but I ended up fapping when I woke up just in case.

>>55143242
You're right get back down there Mumu shits

>>55143210
lol, they should have went on strike during the pandemic. they'd have had more leverage. didn't you guys see what happened to fedex? nothing is being shipped right now.

Seriously what the heck! Why is SOXL down from $24! Do not tell me it dumped $3 just like that in 2 days! Why and what news? Someone tell me now

>>55143300
you're disgusting

>>55143184
reddit bears chased everyone out

>>55143300
Fuck her right in the pussy

>>55143307
FedEx is such an unbelievably shitty company. Nothing ever gets delivered on time, when you get your packages it looks like they fucking body slammed them, and their staff is fucking rude as shit. My mother went out to thank one of the delivery guys for working so hard during the pandemic and the dude literally said to my elderly mother "I don't want to hear this shit right now". Had I been there I would have provoked him to hit me so I could have got him fired and sued the shit out of that fucking turd company.

>>55143309
i bought at $24
i've also bought after every big dump since down to $21, i'm either gonna make it or this shit is gonna break me

>>55143300
How could an 18 year old have the money to buy a business? What kind of business?

>>55143333
>quads

>>55143353
you literally just need a brush

>>55143300
>Gives you money for the business
>Tries to seduce you to get that money back
It's 1000% a trap.

>>55143320
Fuck you baggot you literally bought your gookfu from north korean human trafficking services and me having a sex dream about an employee us where you draw the line?
>>55143333
B-based quads.

>>55142293
This can only mean one thing, assuming he is even right to begin with
>inflation, bare minimum, stays flat or goes up
>soft landing or crash through the floor (not a hard landing if you crash right through it), meaning we'll either keep getting repeats of 2022-2023 or we're gonna circuit breaker like 2020 except Jerome doesn't hand out gibs this time
Now how do I know he's not just lying to get me to sell?

>>55143307

Bullshit. shipping rates increased by a ton. Profits soared- dumped into stock buybacks. laborforce was filled out with part-time/contract labor. Now the workers want a cut. Strike won't last more than 2 weeks. revenue lost will be in the hundreds of millions. Price won't recover for a while. Best to just get out, then back in when the slow sellers see the price tank. Good medium term hold after selling now and buying the dip.

>>55143368
He can just marry her and then she cant steal from him since they share finances
In other news I am lonely

>>55143232

>>55142264
>we're not racist
>immediately defaults to hard n
Oh Im laffing. The worst part they don't even laugh. It looks more like relief.

>>55143344
They don't have any niggers that live near me, so all the fed ex employees around here are white. Probably why I've never had any bad experiences with them.

>>55143401
>He can just marry her and then she cant steal from

looking good but not ready to go in

>>55143300
Buying it from you, or someone else? Because if the former, how do YOU not have the money to buy the damn business?
However, from what I remember, you're *NOT* the business owner. So yes, how do you not have the ability to buy the business?
>inb4 I would never buy it
But you work for it...

>>55143353
The company I work for is literally a dead company with only one account left. The owner is basically unloading it for the cost of equipment so like $20k. Anyone with decent credit could go to the bank and get a business loan for that with little effort.
>>55143368
She's never tried to seduce me and I've never hit on her. Her boyfriend works for me too and he's a sweetheart. A bit retarded, but a sweetheart nonetheless. She just so happens to have a 10/10 body as most 18 year olds do and I guess subconsciously my brain decided to dream about it

The bear trap has been activated and bobo's shorts will be fuel for the next leg up
SOXL ----- > 40
NVDA ----- > 500
AI ----- > 250
SIGA ------ > 420

>>55143408
Anyone would've immediately thought of nigger with the letters arranged like that

>>55142441
Im sure theyre going to accept the deal. I wish there was a betting site just so I can beat on a deal going through. Wew easier than stocks. Always bet up that it will go through, just a matter of when. Easy money gg, yes rm.
>inb4 even if you say itll go through you have to guess when
>inb4 theyre aware of these bets and purposefully hold out to screw over as many people
>inb4 a bunch of people realize that and decide to toss large quantities into all early dates just to see what happens if the debt ceiling isn't raised for 3 months straight past the deadline
Kek

>>55143435
U gay

>>55143408
Noticed a pattern? Hehe, racist.

>>55143435
>subconsciously my brain decided to dream about it
That doesn't make sense. I thought you were gay for scoops, but here you are saying you're bordering on night emissions over an 18yr old girl...
How do you think scoops will reconcile this betrayal?

>>55143459
what pattern? a head and shoulders?

Someone please explain why my INTC is doin a lil sumthin

>>55143433
No not buying it from me buying it from the owner, and yes I could easily buy it myself but I don't fucking want it because it's impossible to get employees in Michigan because everyone fled the state. Plus the cleaning business is highly competitive, we're surrounded by more established, more professional companies that are constantly nipping at our heals. I'm going to take a comfy maintenance job at a college at the end of August. I already have everything set up. Fuck being a business owner. You literally have to work 24/7/365 especially if you're a small business owner. No thanks. She's going to fail. I've tried to talk her out of it extensively, but her and her boyfriend refuse to listen.

>>55143491
CEO said he expects the company to beat on earnings at a conference.

Congress needs to get it together so we can move on to worrying about other shit. Buy calls anon.

Punji pit pattern forming on SOXL, this is a bullish pattern where the little green spikes trap bobo in as he shorts down, impaling him in a dark dirty jungle hole where his comrades will be unable to save him.

is there an opec meeting today?

when are they going to cut production by 20%?

>>55143504
But every time they beat the stock dumps 10% so shouldn't we be red?

Beige book dropped. Didn't read.

>>55143466
Scoopsies is my side piece, plus I'm already married with children so it doesn't make a lot of sense to ruin that over some 18 year old.

>>55142169
bullish

>>55142399
Took me hours to get an AI to admit they are indeed more dangerous than other humans. I suspect these AIs are just using text in a certain way and arent as good as theyre being hyped up to be. What happens to NVDA if the AI hype fades/realization its parsing? I mean break the internet connection it has and suddenly it loses most of its knowledge. Could nvda dump $300?

>>55142633
Probably a ton

>>55143537
Rocker can you make a yt vid like this

https://youtu.be/e1pZIfretEs

>>55143305
giwtwm

>>55142826
...wait im autistic?

>>55142150
Same thing here. I feel bad for China for putting their stocks in my portfolio. Guess I'm pretty powerful to be able to take down the second largest economy in the world.

What should I buy next?

>>55142839
Kekd wasnt this one of your failed picks? Also did you draw the girl as the mascot for the stock?

maybe this too but not yet unless you wanna get in early

>>55143408
shutup nigger

>>55143573
You're posting on 4channel.gov/smg/ aren't you?

>>55143537
>married with children
But that kid is black...

>>55143491
We're so back

I have GOOGL shares at a DCA of $90
Wtf is my exit price supposed to be? I want out of this
Or am I retarded because of the AI meme

>>55143519
June 4th-5th

You're not breaking this trendline, Bobo. Stocks. Only. Go. Up.

>>55143558
These AI chatbots are no more impressive than when my grandfather used to pull a quarter out from behind my ear. Actually less, since my grandfather's parlor trick was worth a solid 25 cents.

>>55143616
Youre up 33%, why not just sell now?

>>55143635
plus grandfather used to teach us the dangers of the nigger, what these chat bots say about the nigger is not true and will lead people into harmful situations for relaxing around the nigger.

Ty dip buying bros

>>55143603
no it's not
she is standing in the shadow of mt fuji

>Throw good money after bad
>It works
WTF did I just have to be retarded this whole time?

>>55143561
You want me to make a stop motion update? That would take like a year and I'm not a reddit mod like these queers that make those videos, I actually have a big boy job with big big problems.
>>55143603
Common misconception. The child is in fact not black, it's just the shade of a near by cherry blossom tree casting over my daughter's face making her look dark.

>>55143660

>>55143673
usually works, but sometimes it just keeps going lower and you get fucked harder.

>>55143438
Pattern recognition is not allowed by these types. How would they have thought of it?

>>55143459
>>55143479
Why yes, yes I have. Now if only I could notice these in the stock market and get rich.

>>55143676
shit wrong link sorry

https://youtu.be/dfZFsmPTYJQ

>>55143696
LMT bros we gaan.

Loading up bigly on PCT calls today.

Now if NVDA can fall everyday until it hits 275 that would be great

I just bought AI. How fucked am I?

>>55143696
>chunky peanut butter is the good kind
Alright it's time to oust the plebs with shit taste in this general. Chunky peanut butter is certifiably shit and creamy is the patricians spread. So go ahead and tell us your preference. Also do you realize how much PB it would take to cover my hamchad body?

>>55143739
I wonder if you bought mine >:)

N

>>55143742
Could just do your face tho, and the chunks will be exfoliating.
>ulta

>>55143757
It's over

There was your pullback.

>>55143742
>my hamchad body
>doesn't like crunchy PB
This you bro?

>>55143757
I wish there was a broker you could send messages (at least anonymously) to whomever you buy/sell from.
>BRB pitching this to VC kikes

What happens in two weeks bros?

What if you have an accident or otherwise forget to sell your options which are in the money?

What happens after expiration?

>>55143788
>to whomever you buy/sell from.
>Response "00110001010101001010011001010101"

doesn't matter if it's chunky or creamy. both are shit. the only good peanut butter is the stuff they put in the reese's peanut butter cups and that's only becuase it's got the chocolate surrounding it too.

>>55143782
crunch a shit
SHIT

>>55143803
Did you just call me a nigger in binary?

>>55143791
powell gives remarks regarding the emergency rate cuts because of the default

>>55143804
That's because Reese's mixes sugar into their PB. It's obviously delicious, but not applicable for putting on a sandwich.

>>55143804
I take a paring knife, and shave the "excess" chocolate (you know, the ribbed part) and make it into a crude oreo, type treat :)

>>55143210
Based Teamsters

>>55143818
you can't put peanut butter on a slice of bread and call it a sandwich. only kids fall for that shit. you know what goes on a sandwich? fucking pastrami

>>55143834
you've managed to find the wrong way to eat a reese's. congratu-fucking-lations.

>>55143791
>we have a powerful set of tool
>we will use those tools as we see fit
>0.25 bepis

>>55142414
>This will draw money out of the stock market and into bonds.
It won't.

>>55143638
I guess I’m being too autistic about the max price to get out at; and if the AI buzzword will keep bumping it higher over the rest of the year

>>55143375
Kek

>>55143847
Yes baggot I'm aware that Jews love pastrami but this is strictly a goy discussion.

Crm bros heem or cream?

>>55143700
>made me check muh LMT with hopeful anticipation

brehs my stock is up nicely after many down days

>>55143862
>there's a wrong way to eat treats
The Germans were right to filter you people.
Filtered.
>>55143868
>buck breaks the market
normies can't handle a single bepis point, let alone 25

>>55143809
>He hasn't memorized the binary for "nigger"
Get with the times, gramps.

>>55143791
They bitch out but stutter "uh uh, w-we're just waiting for more data. We'll hike next meeting. You'll see!"

>>55143791
The two weeks begins again.

>>55143897
Well, it was green when I posted that.

>>55143791
25 basis point bump
Then hold steady for the rest of the year

>>55143902
There is though. People that twist open to eat the filling of the Oreo first deserve the gas chamber.

>>55143927
zigged and didn't zag ngmi

>>55143927
>>55143945
What’s going on here
Are these AI?

>>55143945
>Bunch of Texicans watching a relic of America's glory days go down in flames
Pottery.

>>55143927
Oh dios mio!

>>55143927
>>55143945
how does this even happen? was it a blind spot or something? how do you just not see the fuck huge plane flying in your way like that? unless he was some kind of kamikaze bomber type

>>55143959
Nah some retard air marshal got some boomers killed last year.

>>55143791
IMF told them to hike so nothing will happen.

>>55143927
>>55143945
>When you've had enough of their shit in War Thunder

>>55143945
God bless them for giving us this WW2 reenactment.
>some gave all

>>55143979
>>55143979
>>55143979

>>55143968
Nothing you can do. they both zigged going 100 mph by the time you see it its too late

>>55143588
Yeah, I'm down 99.17% overall on it
I didn't draw the girl, it's a collage.

>>55143930
>25 basis point bump
>Then hold steady for the rest of the year
Pause by next meeting so
>full retard soft landing infinite QE negative rates by EOY anticipation euphoria
can rage in full effect.
SPX ~4350pts (+/- 75pts) medium term.

1 to 1 opportunity

>>55143696
...wtf did I just watch?

>>55144162
The future of AI

>>55143561
based toe enjoyer