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You have $50k sitting in a savings account. What do you do with it?

>> No.55134567

>>55134544
30k in savings
20k on parttaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

>> No.55134572

>>55134544
Wire it to my bank account for fun.
and trust.

>> No.55134598

>>55134544
I don't know how to stabilize video but if I could I would do one where the mad faced man's face is center and stabilized and the background moves

>> No.55134631

>>55134544
Take all of it out of savings and put it into checkings and get permanent eye color change surgery and get the color change to forest green. It's $5000

Or save up $25,000 more and get leg lengthening surgery and increase my height by 2-3 inches and i'm already 5'10 so i'd be a giga chad. Operation costs $75,000

Or get penis enlargement (penuma) surgery to increase thickness by and inch or two. Costs $16,000

Or impress a girl that i've been in love with for 5 years and shower her with gifts and be her sugar daddy which would end her current relationship and be with me instead.

Put it into my IRA savings and save it so i'll be able to retire earlier

Put it into various stocks, mostly the top 10 that are bought by the 77 superinvestors on Dataroma which is

MSFT - Microsoft Corp.
GOOGL - Alphabet Inc.
GOOG - Alphabet Inc. CL C
V - Visa Inc.
META - Meta Platforms Inc.
AMZN - Amazon.com Inc.
BRK.B - Berkshire Hathaway CL B
MA - Mastercard Inc.
WFC - Wells Fargo
UNH - United Health Group Inc.

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>>55134544

>> No.55134720
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>>55134567
partykarts?

>> No.55135667

>>55134631
You have to be 18 years of age to post here.

>> No.55135844

>>55134631
>End up blinded, crippled and unable to run, and with a dick that doesn't work
Thanks for playing.

>> No.55135857

>>55134631
Ngmi

>> No.55136064

>>55134544
Put it all into VMFXX. Collect dividends each month and be comfy. Keep adding to it for 3 more years, and then buy a better house.

>> No.55136449

>>55134544
Buy premium porn and make a new malicious thots site. The videos all work and all play... but...

Also this will let me harvest information about companies telling me to cease so I can write all of their names down for file keeping purposes for the chans.

>> No.55136763

1mo Tbills at 6%

>> No.55136950

>>55134544
I actually have about $40k sitting in my checking account right now. I don't even have a savings account. I intend to invest it all into stonks. If I make money, good, If not, oh well.

>> No.55136953

>>55134544
Save more, simple as

>> No.55137121

buy 50k worth of robux

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>>55134544
Tbill ETF like SHY....now KYS

>> No.55137232

I have? Fuck yes! I'm taking all of you down and shorting AVAX HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.55137238

>>55134544
I put more into PoolTogether. Half in the savings, half in the token.

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>>55134631

>> No.55138534

>>55134544
10k to buy every quality appliance to last me 10 years, and all the consoles and games I would like to have
40k in savings, I'm still looking for something good to invest in, KEK still works for me but I don't know if the prophecy applies to millions

>> No.55139320

>>55134631
kek

>> No.55139784

>>55134631
kill yourself you fucking nigger, i hope your mom dies of cancer while your dad dies of aids for being a fucking faggot just like his pathetic sad thing of a son, i really hope you die you waste of a life no one likes you

>> No.55139850

>>55134544
Bitcoin, Matic, Rndr, Reef and some NFTs with utilities like gods for gaming and seekers nft that can be used to run a node on the sylo network for some passive returns

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>>55138534
>and all the consoles and games
Fellow gamer

>> No.55139903

>>55136953
Inflation will eat your savings up, mumu

>> No.55140356

>>55139850
Smart move, The team is launching a staking event soon with their incentivization happening on The Root Network.

>> No.55140367 [DELETED] 

>>55139903
Either inflation or some weird bitches eats it. I'd better invest it on gems than waste it all.

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>>55139903
Reason why I invest on a gem that brings decentralisation on mobile phones, using P2P to solve the problem of centralisation.

>> No.55140447

>>55136953
Either inflation or some weird bitches eats it. I'd better invest it on gems than waste it all.

>> No.55140495

>>55134544
I actually have $40k in a savings account and I'm keeping it there for the time being.

>> No.55140570

>>55134544
Put it all in AI stocks. The bubble is young.

>> No.55140844

>>55140387
Good enough, everyone is now going decentralised as security is a concern in crypto.

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>>55140447
Futureverse is rewarding users for their engagement on its protocol, why won't you making it in life when this could be a good opportunity to earn sylo in rewards

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>>55134544
You should convert them in 500$ Google Play cards send me the codes.

And be sure to NOT REDEEM THEM SIR.

>> No.55140901

>>55140387
>using P2P to solve the problem of centralisation
It's more private, literally gives more control over the price you pay and the terms of the trade regardless of your location.

>> No.55140959

>>55140878
The integration of the two is creating a metaverse that's both decentralized and secure, giving users access to own their data and control their experience in the metaverse

>> No.55140985

>>55140878
holy fuck those eyes are terrifying

>> No.55140997

>>55140570
Anon, not sure that's a good idea

>> No.55141011

>>55140901
And better off when things go anonymous

>> No.55141016

>>55140997
What makes you hesitate? Is it not a bubble that's just beginning?

>> No.55141154

>>55141011
You gat it, the transactions are less likely to be targeted by hackers, and can be beneficial for people who live in countries with oppressive governments.

>> No.55141413

>>55140997
That is a suicide mission

>> No.55141477

>>55140959
That's more like it, compares to other platforms where users' data are leaked.

>> No.55141500

>>55140959
Retards feel safe using the smart wallet to store assets as well as to communicate. This has made it an investment worth diving on.

>> No.55141513

>>55141477
Sylo?

>> No.55141658

10k BTC
10k XMR
10k gold
live on the remainder

>> No.55141761

>>55141513
All channers should congratulate me for earning ROOT rewards. Bridging a Pro Boxer deserves a reward, and that's ROOT. The futureverse community - including sylo and Asto is set for the next challenge. Can't wait to see this melt faces!

>> No.55141845

>>55139850
I'm quite impressed with its #QVM launch and I'm sure every Dev out there is too because it now gives us chance to code smart contracts in any programming language even NodeJS, C++, GoLang......
NFTs and Metaverse can build on QAN

>> No.55141876

>>55141500
Feels good being able to buy things on e-commerce websites with crypto that's to their collaboration with Centrapay

>> No.55141951

>>55141477
Fantastic, enabling open and decentralized communication in the Metaverse, sylo is redefining the rules and reducing reliance on centralized authorities.

>> No.55142072

>>55134631
>eye color surgery
enjoy blindness, lenses will do just fine
>leg lenghtening surgery
enjoy fragile legs, no running, no lifting
>penis enlargement
penuma is a meme, it will disattach and will make your dong look like it got cancer, will have to pay sooner or later for reattachement or removal
>impress a girl[...]end her current relationship
unless she is total airhead and colossal gold digger, she will laugh you off or say to leave her alone

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>>55134544
Throw it into a few shitcoins, get some NFTs idk, you can even try Rebase when it's out if you want

>> No.55142127

>>55141845
Meaning that it's got more like a devs community, huh?

>> No.55142129

>>55141761
Anon, you can't beat such a strategic, AI training game immersing you in the world of boxing like never before.

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>>55134689

>> No.55142253

>>55134567
Wtf is this retard, haven't you learnt nothing, partying for what.

>> No.55142299

>>55134544
I invest with it MF.
35k in ETH
15k in CYMI

WAGMI is assured.

>> No.55142418

>>55142127
If you need that, then DYOR on Root Network, got a large devs community that lets y'all bank on creativity in their open metaverse.

>> No.55142422

I would leave it there and collect 3.75% apy. Use it to slurp dips as they come

>> No.55142437

>>55140570
and by this you got any in mind or you just following the crowd. Cause on my end Rndr, Asto, and Ocean be giving me all the growth potential I need inorder to stack up for the long term.

>> No.55142499

>>55141658
Yo!!!
Rather than go for gold why not silver or increase on BTC, I don't see your gold in top 10 assets.

>> No.55142512

>>55142299
I'm optimistic that privacy tokens like sylo, firo and dash is worth hodling and should make the rounds in the next bull run

>> No.55142520

>>55140985
Why isn't no one talking about BRC20 tokens on the biz ffs

>> No.55142542

>>55142520
You made good stashes on Ordi, OXBT, yeah?

>> No.55142624

>>55142542
OXBT, yes. I took some of the gains and went full ape mode on those FUDs spreading around ASM brains and Flufworld on CT last week. The very next day, FP went on a mad pamps, trending everywhere and rubbing it in the faces of those weak paperhands who sold out. Total epic win, bruv and still cheap.

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>>55142418
Just received ROOT for sending my boxer to the cartoonverse. Thanks futureverse!

>> No.55142659

>>55142520
The Alóki project offers blockchain lovers a more meaningful and interesting investment, allowing them to diversify their portfolio with a stake in something that really seeks to make the world a better place. Yet, importantly, this isn’t just for the cash rich. Those who lack the capital, yet still seek opportunities for financial freedom, can win just as big. There’s no monetary barrier to enter the Alóki project.

>> No.55142737

>>55142659
Take a deep breathe son, you seem like you could faint any moment with such many words.

>> No.55142770

>>55142626
Waiting for next month, I need my AtemsCarClub or Buzzies to be next on the challenge so I can stack up some Root tokens in my FuturePass.
Wen 10Cennz = 1Root my hands are itching.

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>>55141845
This is a good sign that NFT is coming back. Sylo will also benefit hugely as it partners with Fluf, has its own NFT collection, seekers and NFT marketplace, glorious digi. The comeback is set.

>> No.55142828

>>55142626
Interesting how bridging a Pro Boxer from Ethereum to The Root Network would give rewards in ROOT

>> No.55142894

>>55142659
I would acquire more than 32 ETH as a long-term investment and also provide liquidity in the YLA index and save myself from the stress of the dip.

By staking in the powerpoolcvp YLA index, users earn decent returns as high a 35% APR on stablecoins and CVP boost.

>> No.55142929

>>55142828
Finally, my hard work has paid off! I'll simply login to my futurepass account to claim my rewards.

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Buy GME

>> No.55143590

>>55142770
You are getting rich Anon. You need to keep those safe in a smart wallet with military encryption

>> No.55143722

>>55142115
Fucking kek, no I don't think so

>> No.55143729

>>55134544
>THIS IS A NIGGER SHILL THREAD
THIS IS A NIGGER SHILL THREAD
>THIS IS A NIGGER SHILL THREAD
THIS IS A NIGGER SHILL THREAD
>THIS IS A NIGGER SHILL THREAD
THIS IS A NIGGER SHILL THREAD
>THIS IS A NIGGER SHILL THREAD
THIS IS A NIGGER SHILL THREAD
>THIS IS A NIGGER SHILL THREAD
THIS IS A NIGGER SHILL THREAD

>> No.55143734

>>55142115
That's literally the worst thing to do

>> No.55143740

>>55142115
>He wants to get into NFTs at this time
>He's a nigger

>> No.55143798

>>55142165
This was great thanks. Do you also have the one that teaches you how to make crystals at home using chlorine?

>> No.55143833

>>55142253
Saving for what lmao so you can survive the next covid lockdown, and sit in your cuckshed during the next BLM chimpout? to live long enough to live in ze pod and eat ze bugs?

>> No.55144256

>>55134567
Whore and coke are always part of the plan. Probably 10k on some crypto privacy projects like ZEC or RAIL after topping up my ETH bag.

>> No.55144336

>>55140387
The only solution for centralisation is Defi and Privacy.

>> No.55144666

>>55134544
buy a bitcoin, claim 125 haircombs

>> No.55144678

>>55142299
>ETH
>WAGMI
Pick one anon

>> No.55144774

>>55142499
Increasing my position on BTC is the goal. I can slightly move to the healthcare field since the blockchain tech is being leveraged there too.

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>>55134544
Staking on avax

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>>55134544
All in on AVAX

>> No.55145512

>>55140447
Which gems, fren

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>>55142165
>bad goy! Bad GOY!! dont stack silver its useless you will stay poor!!!! BUY OUR DIGITAL COINS INSTEAD AND BECOME RICH

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>>55144849
>>55145482
AVAX staking, yeah. A good chunk would be taken out of these $50k in staking.

>> No.55147443

This thread just proves that you are all poor and retarded

>> No.55147471
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half gold, half Bitcoin

>> No.55147896

>>55134544
But I dont have 50k in a saving account.

>> No.55148504

>>55142072
>>55135844
>enjoy blindness, lenses will do just fine

Kerato is FDA approved. Only side effect that may occur is dry eye and some degree of photophobia. Also brown eyed people such as myself are nothing but monkey's i'd like to be an actual human being for once.
>enjoy fragile legs, no running, no lifting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxsFso-9p_Y&ab_channel=Cyborg4Life

>penuma is a meme, it will disattach

it's just a silicone implant nothing else would you say the same for a woman getting
breast implants? the only major potential risk is infection and discomfort but if monitored carefully you don't have to worry about that.

>> No.55148597

>>55147471
land, silver, gold, ammo and CHICKENS

>> No.55148884

>>55134544
Let it sit there.

>> No.55148924

>>55148884
Unironically. All the shit I buy's been the same price for years with the exception of ammo. Gas is still cheaper now than it ever was in the gulf war era. Food all comes from my yard or the farmer's market. I shoot most of my meat. I own my house and it's tax exempt even.

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>>55148924
forgot picrel.

>> No.55148956

>>55134567
>50k in savings, what do you do with it
Chuck it in my ETF portfolio like all my other income and keep living as usual.

>> No.55149031

>>55147151
Anyone to confirm this shit??