/biz/ - Business & Finance

>small restaurant
Probably the worst of the ideas. The others depend on what's in the area.
>cashing out
Wouldn't a sole proprietor escort basically be all cash already? What illiquid assets are involved?

Perhaps you should start an escort business since you already know the score. Stick to what you know. Why start from scratch?

>>549043
Increases legal risk exposure.

>>549040

Cashing out as in quitting this business to start another.

>small restaurant

Probably the riskiest thing. It's a college town though.

>>549043

The point of getting out is to move away from risk, not increase it.

Out of curiosity, do you go to client's homes or rent a hotel room or something else?

>>549062

Both.

I'd definitely say food truck, esp considering it's a college town. There's so much untapped, fun things to do with food. Add a deep frier to that and your options get unlimited

I've gone gay for pay before btw. I've since met a few working girls, even been offered to pimp. Might get into your business soon

>>549032
Food truck sounds to be the most legit opportunity, I lived in California and usually the Mexican-owned taco trucks generated alot of revenue. No contracts, no rent (just the proprietor's cost of renting a spot), find a competent Mexican cook and an assistant, a high traffic area, and make some money.

>>549085
>>549086

I'm leaning toward the food truck or the hookah shop.

>>549085
Also food truck as an easy to enter, training experience

>>549032
Bu hookah shop do you mean cafe that serves hookah's and various flavoured tobacco with Mediterranean cuisine or a shop that sells hookahs?

>>549093

Both. Mediterranean cuisine might be tricky though because of smoking rules for restaurants.

>>549096

I'm a cook with 4 years of experience, currently studying economics, got near 80.000 $ saved up, wanted to start a business.

If you want to partner up I'd be willing, better to partner with somebody in /biz/ than with any stoner faggot. At least I know you want to be rich and are serious about the business.

If you're able to learn and are serious about it let me know.

What area are you in? Please be in Los Angeles.

>>549114

Halfway across the country unfortunately.

>>549032
tbh I don't like any of these ideas. I think you really have to know what you are doing to make a food truck or a restaurant work

Food trucks always have a "trendy" item that everybody wants to try once, but I also see them in deserted parking lots all the time

>>549126

It seems like a food truck just has differently balanced risks. Here there are a lot of foodtrucks that do extremely well. There's still room for more I think.

>>549032

>apparently attractive woman posting on 4chan
>escortes aka trades sex for money
>wants to start a business with a /biz/tard
>wants to start a small business to boot
>food truck

Everything about this thread is fucky

good luck though, you'll be hard pressed to find better cash per unit time ratio then being good looking and servicing men

I'm actually jealous tbh

>>549139
In LA, there are two kinds. The hard working Mexican ones, and the gimmicky ones that charge a lot (but some are longterm hits)

I would rather play the value game, aka, run a Mexican food truck. Mostly because food trends change, but those value trucks can make money every night

>>549032

Health Inspector here

Know what you're getting into with food trucks, you can get shut down very quickly.

Also in my city, there is a lotto for truck spots. So basically you enter your name and get to camp a random spot. Some are obviously better then others. So be prepared for possible slow biz if your municipality has the same system.

>>549142

Risk is too high to do this forever.

>>549148

I can probably get away with splitting the difference here. Not as much competition.

>>549150

Not sure how the system works here, but are regulators as tight everywhere as they are there?

>>549156

It can really depend. Food safety is serious and getting someone really sick can end your business in a blink of an eye. Any kind of food service is going to have to deal with regulators of some kind. Just beware what you're getting into. I made a 6'5" 280 lbs man drop to the ground and cry because I had to close his place.

His fish was being stored at 60 degrees F, 3 times in a row I went there.

>mfw nightmares about what I've seen inspecting food sites

>>549150
>>549114
>>549032
Expert Senior NEET Faggot reporting in. Maybe I can be of assistance?

>>549156
I don't know specifics, but it's generally accepted that because of health regulations, running a food truck is next to impossible in most places. There are two food trucks in my city that cook the food off-site and bring it to the truck for selling.

>>549162

I see. Well, at least I'm going to incorporate as an LLC with hopefully an appropriate partnership in order to protect my personal assets just in case.

Any particularly interesting stories from your job?

>>549167

Can you work a grill?

>>549174

In our town they work just fine, but one town over regulation makes it all but impossible to run one for longer than six months. Literally, licenses for them expire after six months and can only be renewed once after a complete shutdown of the business.

>>549178

Too many to count. If you've ever seen Jon Taffer work on Bar Rescue on SPIKE TV, that's pretty much what I did, except with less yelling and more dishing out fines/closing. I yelled a lot though because sometimes it was just disgusting and negligent.

Chinese places are the absolute worst. Some are really good but most are terrible.

You're going to need to learn Servsafe Food Manager and I'd have your employees do food safety training as well. Check out NEHA (National Env. Health Association) training. I think there's some stuff for food trucks there.

Just take it seriously. It's a liability to any food establishment. If you don't like the rules, their is usually ways to get around them. Learn to store things properly, and fire people that fuck up. Finding cooks is not hard.

>>549187

Job market is slow up here and there are always students looking for jobs, so cooks won't be hard to find.

I'll keep it in mind, thank you anon.

>>549178
something like dis right?

>>549032

OP can literally not stop sucking dicks

>>549192

Something like that.

>>549193

Technically I can, I'm just not ready to yet.

>>549156
>Risk is too high to do this forever.

No, it's just you getting old and ugly

>>549096
do a smokers garden or something

>>549032
Hookah bar gets my vote. What state you in OP? In my area there used to be a hookah bar but it got closed down because dumb asses where letting in underage kids(at the time I was one of them). The place was packed every weekend. Also it doesn't seem like the start up costs would be very high(to me since I got the connections for cheap store fixtures and the likes). I would open one up if I didn't already have my own business honestly.

>>549203

Not sure if that would work for a hookah bar.

>>549227

Can't say, but we have more than one open on our main street right now and they all do a thriving business.

>>549195

How did you get into the dick sucking business, if you don't mind me asking?

I need to know for research purposes

>>549096
I know where you are and I can say that in that metro area not every town has the same laws regarding indoor smoking. Are you just really attached to your town and unwilling to move?

>>549232

Paying for college.

>>549236

You don't know where I am... do you?

>>549238
I didn't mean the reasons, I meant the logistics behind it. Do you just come up to strangers? Word of mouth?

>>549238
I think from the info you've given I could accurately guess. Either way it doesn't matter.
My advice would be reinvest your earnings into a different vocation either through earning a degree, license, or certification. Starting a business is very difficult, especially becoming a restaurateur with no background or experience in business.

>>549243

Eccie. TER. P411. I'm an escort.

>>549244

Already working on a degree though.

>>549252
Then stick with the degree.
If you were to make some income via investment I would suggest purchasing property and then renting it. Maybe some older bungalows you can renovate or even a smaller apartment complex bnear the campus. Use inexpensive Mexican labor, and reap profits. Plan ahead- will the area gentrify and increase in value?

>>549259

There is one area doing that, gentrifying and moving from residential to commercial, but people have already bought in cheaply if they were going to buy in.

I'd rather have a source of side income that isn't renting.

If your interested in making serious money email me. Cesarmontoya33@yahoo.com and i can help. I dont want sex or so perverted shit. Im down to make money if you are too.

>>549260
Renting has guaranteed income with low risk. A food truck can be damaged, catch on fire, shut down due to failing inspection, and has to be popular. Trucks eventually break down. To many risks.
Property values will only go up in your area, yes you missed the beginning but look at the trends and plan a step ahead. If push comes to shove you can sell or move in.

>>549230
The thing is if there is already a few open in your area you would have to stand out by being different(in a good way) or open up a little bit farther out than where all the hookah bars are at. Don't open a restaurant if you have never been in the food biz let alone having it as your first business. I do liquidations as one part of my business and there are so many restaurants that close within months of opening. Most of these people take out these huge loans and up in some major debt because after liquidation they still owe a ton of cash, which ends up with them going bankrupt.

>>549267

Houses can be damaged, catch on fire, suffer from termites, be hit by tornadoes, suffer from dry rot, and have to keep renters. Property values don't only go up, and houses actually depreciate in value.

>>549271

So food stand or hookah bar it is.

>>549272
>tornadoes
I knew it.

>>549277

Knew what?

>>549282
TEXAS
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>>549289

Wrong. But I won't keep telling you right or wrong in case you keep guessing and accidentally get it right.

OP we need pics

>>549310

Nah. I am the girl in the OP pic though.

>>549289
Texas doesn't have that many serious tornadoes, not like Kansas, Oklahoma, or Missouri, to really consider it a major risk of buying physical property there.

>>549272
You purchase insurance to cover those things, unless it is a truly high risk area it's not that expensive. Not sure what kind of insurance you could get for a truck-based business.

Unless you're really passionate about food, I wouldn't mess with anything restaurant/food related. Everyone I've known involved in small business restaurants gives up within 1-2 years whether it is a hamburger grill or a cookie/cake bakery. The total working hours and thin margins don't make for a pleasant experience.

Better off opening some sort of health spa or salon, something with normal operation hours that don't run overtime frequently.

>>549339

True, but one insurance or another it's proportional to what I'd be doing. I'm already interested in rental properties as a potential side thing.

I could open up a hair salon I suppose.

>>549331

This is even more of a reason that we need pics

Post a bare ass pic or a frontal with your face blurred

>>549356

Nay.

>>549366

This is /biz/, /b/ is that way.

>>>/b/catalog

>>549331
where'd you get the dress? i need it for reasons

>>549392

It's a local place.

>>549370
men are that way*
cant just tease us and expect us not to pursue
however we are more civilized here

>>549400
>however we are more civilized here
tis true mlady
>>549339
>Texas doesn't have that many serious tornadoes
Not true of the DFW area

>>549032
>restaurant
awful awful terrible idea. best case scenario, you work your fucking ass off and maybe make $40,000 a year. Also you have to accept the fact that to succeed in the restaurant business you need to abuse people and underpay them. some bad karma there

>hookah shop
Also not a very good idea. these rarely do well and often fail. also with the health shift that is looking like it is going to happen, could be less people using tobacco

> food truck
not a bad idea, a proper one can make some serious money. do your research

If you aren't bad looking you could just do sales. Honestly when it comes to starting a business I think you need a few things:
1) a lot of experience in that particular industry
2) untapped market potential
3) some solid connections with experienced and helpful people
4) a lot lot lot of work ethic

Good luck. What city you in?

>>549032
>I posted it again!

>>549366

Hmm, this give me an idea.

OP, you should sell molds of your vag and asshole on /biz/

... for crypto currency, ofc

>>549415

Can't say what city I'm in.

As to the rest I'm not sure about. Don't know if I want to go into retail sales.

>>549423

well the thing is, you are talking about starting a business.

when it's all said and done a business is a big gamble. It's a gamble that your first 2 - 3 years when you don't make fucking shit, are gonna be worth it in 10 years when the business makes millions of dollars. That gamble rests strongly on the 4 things I posted above.

So many many many people have considered what you have considered, and then just figured it would be easier to join a good company and try to make money that way.

my buddy just bought a restaurant 2 years ago. He kinda wishes he hadn't.

>>549407

White knight much in this thread? Muhlady.. lolol

>>549032

She just wants your business ideas so that she can try to cash in on them. She will never partner with you guys and her indecisiveness will inevitably lead to failure in any business worth a damn. Her reputation ain't too good either lolol

Hypothetically though, who the fuck in their right mind would go into business with a used up whore that has gotten her box beaten sideways for years by absolute strangers?

Protips for the white knights: workout, shave any nonstandard facial hair, don't put any woman on a pedestal, have a mission and don't ever make it a woman or a fuckin whore, live life with no apologies, fake it till you make it if you don't have natural charisma

Oh ya, and white knights never get the puss, that's reserved for the jerks, closers, and focused men.

>>549032

In college towns, it's hard to get a foothold because so many places are institutions and people are skittish about going to places they don't know. If you're not within walking distance of campus, you lose a huge portion of your business.

Unless you want to start a business to give you something to do with your time, I'd argue that your time could be better spent pursuing a degree, a trade, or learning how to trade stocks or forex. I don't think you'll get a truly profitable return from your business, including working your ass off, for a few years, and that's assuming it will be successful.

>>549443

Already pursuing a degree, hence why I'm in a college town.

>>549445

Arguably, if you're in a profitable field, you might as well just finish your degree and get a job in it. There's something to be said about striking out on your own, but there's a reason most of us don't do it--it's pretty risky.

>>549443
I disagree, there's a huge amount of turnover in the college towns I've been in. If you can fill the right niche you can make it work.

>>549344
I always liked hair salons, because the stylist rents space from you

>>549436
H-high five

>>549485

That makes my point; if there's a lot of turnover, it means that a lot of people are failing.

>>549458

I'm not risk averse, and if I want money from gainful employment escorting more than covers that for the moment.

>>549485
>>549517

Turnover does mean failure and opportunity both, have to weigh that carefully.

>>549508

I'm just not sure how profitable they are.

>>549436
>She just wants your business ideas so that she can try to cash in on them

Well no shit stupid! At least she's actually thinking of starting a business instead of shitting up the board with "How do I turn $1000 into $5000?"

>Hypothetically though, who the fuck in their right mind would go into business with a used up whore that has gotten her box beaten sideways for years by absolute strangers?

You judge a business partner by the condition of their cunt? What business are you in - churches?

>Protips

nobody wants your protips. You don't know what you're talking about

>>549032

Once you become a whore, there is no turning back. You're going to keep going back to your whoredom because its much easier than to make an honest living, and eventually your past will come back to neutralize your easy gains.

>>549587

>>549590

>this is what poor people tell themselves

Protip: Joe Kennedy didn't found a wealthy political dynasty via "hard work".

Also

>Implying hooking isn't hard work

>>549032
not in my singaporean 3D printing community, you don't

>>549594
In canada hookah bars got crazy traction but not very profitable.

A group of 5 stoned and smoking Persians that smoke for 2 hours would only bring in 20 dollars gross. Not very great unless it is a front for some more sinister operation out back.
You have experience in hooking, why not open a "massage parlor" and hookah bar in one?

>>549594
Also name it "a hooker bar"

Best idea I came up with today. Move to Canada and well get this shit started.

>>549617
This so much. I live near Toronto and a bunch of my friends go to hookah bars, some go every day. They spend so much money and expenses are dirt cheap and there are always people there.

Food service or hooka
>huge overhead
>huge liability insurance
>employees

Do a low overhead business you can do without employees like software or poroperty management

Were you slutty before you started doing this?

>>549114
you're destined to loose all your savings with that kind of bullshit way of finding a business partner, the OP is an escort hahaha how do you know they're not a stoner?

>>549801
Hahahaha

>>549032
how much money do you have
>implying this is real
and how much do you intend to have once you quit

>>549032
Don't put your own money into a business!!!!

Start a limited company and bury yourself up to the hilt in bank money. At least if it goes belly up, you're golden

>>549594
No, hooking isn't hard work. It's easy as fuck and pays well. And if you're a pretty girl, you don't even have to be good at sex to succeed.

>>549617

Because "massage parlors" get busted all the time. The cops generally don't bother you much if you aren't doing anything organized.

>>549798

Those are time intensive or require technical skills.

>>549801

Not especially.

>>549949

Plenty. I'll have six figures saved up before quitting, the original plan was to shoot for a million but that's going to take a while.

>>550022

Uh, banks are going to want collateral anon. They aren't stupid.

>>550160

Wrong, but I wouldn't expect some anon on 4chan to know anything about it.

>>550240
Good luck! I lived with a male escort for a little while. It seemed like he enjoyed his work a little more than you do (says that it let him "explore his sexuality"), but he saved up and is now happily out of the business.

I would personally recommend property over starting up a food service/hookah place, but it seems like you're really doing your research. Best to you.

>>550342

Thank you. I don't dislike my work but know that I can't do it forever.

OP if you're in the New York Metro area, would you meet up with a guy who wants to see an escort regularly?

>>550364

Not in NY, sorry.

How would a male get into pimping?

>>550375

In 22 states pimping is charges as human trafficking. The state makes no distinction between pimping and being one of the bad guys from Taken.

Also if you have to ask on the internet it isn't in you.

>>550381
You're right Ill just go to the local job fair and fill out an ap. Or better yet go to the library and check out how to be a pimp for dummies.

>>550375
I'm the guy who that he might get into it
Pretty much meet a, probably occasional, hooker and monetize. Set up a redbook or whatever doing incalls at a shady motel, while also looking for money within the motel in between customers
I've occasionaly gotten my current gf to say she'd do it for me, she usually says no but in general I feel like she would. So basically I'm saying once you have one working for you, it wouldn't be too hard to find others

>>550381
find some nerd suck him off then pay him to make a website for you. You can be a cam whore. Lets you keep being a whore while halting the future onset of emotional problems.

>>549089
Restaurants/food trucks are money sinks

>>550718
Or, realistically, just lead this autist on

>>549197
this

>>550240
>hooking is hard
If crack addicts with no education and declining health can do it, it's not difficult.

Don't lie to yourself, harlot, that why you started in the first place: easy fast money with flexible hours. Otherwise you would have gotten a real job.

>>549550
He was pretty spot on neckbeardo

>>549043
>Perhaps you should start an escort business since you already know the score.

This.

Hookers generally don't do to well when they attempt to move into an actual business.

Your best option would be to marry a rich beta guy.

If you are set on entering business then you should look at becoming a madam, you can use your existing contacts to run other girls.

>>549032

Have you considered getting into nerd culture?

An attractive woman can make a fortune if she's willing to learn about a nerd niche such as table top gaming and run a blog/youtube channel about it.

You just have to pretend that you are actually interested in the topic rather than milking nerds for everything they have.

>>549032

I have a software development company. I have created products that have earned $100k-$1 million. I also do some consulting and that brings in $7000 a month.

I'd take on a limited partner if you want to invest. Partner if you can do sales and build good client relationships. :)

>>551099

Not really wanting to try to be a youtube celebrity as a business plan. It doesn't even make that much unless you're super famous.

>>551168

I'm dubious.

>>551328

Why? He used a smiley face and everything. You can trust him.

Go ahead and set up a meeting. Just tell friends you'll be an on extended vacation so they shouldn't worry if they haven't heard from you in a while. Youll be busy with a new start up so you dont want people bothering you :)

>>551328

tits or gtfo

>>551357
pics of u fisting your daddy or gtfo, sir

>>551099
>implying attractive girls didn't already like games and found a way to capitalzie

OP how did you get into escorting while being safe, physically and criminally?

Seriously looking into this. I'll try to give you advice if you help out.

>>551403

You can start getting into escorting by sucking on this:

8====D

:)

>does anyone wanna start a business with dirty money and be my scapegoat for my money laundering scheme

>>551403

Go to Eccie and read the guide there. It's extremely useful. Always screen clients. Always use a condom. If your gut feeling tells you that something is off it probably is.

>>551524

>implying the money isn't clean by now

>>551403
I don't even know how to go about this and why I am going about, but here is something:

It's at a point for me where a normal relationship is a surreal, nostalgic memory

I go out and treat them to nice dinners or whatever
..watch movies at my place...
I don't even have to do fancy or clever dates

But I crave the experience

As far as I can remember...
The first "date" has always transgressed to the girl trying to bang

I've become so conditioned to getting "rewarded" for my sack time...
...well, it just feels like a waste to do it with a normal

don't get me wrong-I have a very healthy libido
>>but how can I expect to have a wife and kids...

...when the last 6 or 7 years has been me being effectively spoiled

Sincerly,
The Male version of OP

The above is a work of fiction and by reading it you agree that fannypacks never became uncool in perpetuity throughout the universe

p.s. will you >>551578
ever get married and have kids OP
Aren't you broken like me?

>>552007
>if a man isn't born rich he must spend decades becoming an expert or a master craftsman just to be considered a human being

>a woman just has to quit eating mcdonalds, spread her legs and she will be a millionaire in just a few years of whoring, and when she is old she can marry and play the alimony/child-support racket

>>552036

Would you make a living off going down on fat old bitches if it was an option that paid well? I'm guessing hookers don't get many stud customers, so they have to fuck someone they would never fuck otherwise. Its easy money if you don't get grossed out easily but if I was a woman I wouldn't be able to do it

>>552160

About half of customers are 50+ and over half are married.

>>549032
You are an escort? Can I ask you some questions about the job, pretty please? :3

Since food trucking was mentioned, if you consider it, this website is a good starting point:
http://foodtruckr.com/
The information in the ebook is on the website too.

>>552007
You can't possibly be doing this for women
How do you find customers

>eccie
>foodtruckr
I really love this modern world

>>552255

What do you want to know?

>>552267
I have been considering it for several years but I'm worried whether the job takes an emotional toll. Mostly because of the stigma.

Secondly, not sure if I'd be a good escort because of little sexual experience (only one vanilla boyfriend) and my looks (pixie haircut and muscular due to weight lifting). Looking at escort websites, all the girls have long hair and big boobs?

>>552262
worked for a company which had us go to their homes and do rock massage stuff
kept in touch and word of mouth

>>552269

>emotional toll
>stigma

First rule is never take face pics, or use pics from facebook in your ads. Always screen customers first using P411 and other sites and ask for references. The biggest blow to your psyche is usually from bad customers, arrest, or being recognized by someone you know. If you take care to screen you can minimize or outright avoid all three of those.

>little experience
>looks

A toned girl with shorthair can do well, though when it comes to sex practice makes perfect. One thing to keep in mind is that if you put a service on the menu it's on the menu, and if it's not it's not. If you're only comfortable with oral and piv sex in certain positions keep it to those positions during the session. Customers are usually going to push for more than what you want to offer them, or for cheaper services.

>>551328
>I'm dubious

Of course, it is the Internet.

I've spent the last decade working at tech companies of various sizes. I picked ones where I worked with the owners or executives directly.

At this point, I can take a tech startup to about $5-$10 million. Maybe higher. I tripled the revenues at the last place I worked, and I was the CTO there.

I really just need money to dump into R&D for two products that I know would generate around a million in revenue. I can do it on my own, but it would take longer, and it is time sensitive to an extent.

I'm guessing you are based in the midwest. If so, then you might not be too far away.

>>552272
Okay, that's reassuring. Think I have to stop doubting some day :)
I'm thinking to work for an agency because they handle the screening and I heard they let inexperienced girls first work with their better repeat customers.

Thanks & much luck with your new venture :)

>>552280

Why can you not attract investors/partners for your products without having to partner with internet strangers if you are already generating millions?

>>552281

Agencies take half. Maybe work with them to get your sea legs, but learning to screen and acquire your own security will be something you need to do in order to go indie.

>>552270
Rate yourself
While I'm attractive, I don't have much social confidence and I've only recently lost my virginity

I have 4 girls who've provided in my phone, 3 of which I've messed with, all of which are stupid/could do with management
I'll keep an eye open, but I'll probably go the pimping route

>>552286

>social confidence
>go the pimping route

If you don't have much social confidence you aren't going to be able to be a pimp. All of the pimps who I am familiar with are complete assholes but have enough charisma that their girls don't care.

>>552288
I'm good looking, I've literally beat the fuck out of abt 7 people this past month and I have enough charisma to keep my girlfriend while being an asshole
I think pimping would suit me fine, at least for now

>>552298

>I don't have much social confidence and I've only recently lost my virginity
>I've literally beat the fuck out of abt 7 people

Alright stud. When Mr. Diamond knocks one of your hoes, then Mr. Stylish kidnaps another one gunpoint and the rest look to you to do something about it I hope you can stomach what you're getting yourself into.

>>552301
I've never shot or stabbed anyone and hopefully will never have to (not because I care, because of prison)

But in general if I was going to pimp I'd want to do it in the best (read: professional) way possible
Might not be immediately possible with some of these girls I know, but it's the goal

>>552301
do you have a pimp?

I thought that world was for the 90's in Times Sq...
not a college town trickster...

>>552313
get a real job/profession you role-player


>>549032
Have you thought about investing in bonds?

>>552285
>Why can you not attract investors/partners for your products without having to partner with internet strangers if you are already generating millions?

I generated $100k for myself. The millions was for another company I was CTO of.

There are limits to what you can do without capital, and I have just recently gone off on my own. My business is about creating solutions for small business to help them get off the ground faster.

Even if you don't want to invest, I could always assist you with the technology side of your new business when you get to that point.

>>552325
This doesn't prove the number 7 or the fact that I was a virgin but yea no one is roleplaying

>>552036
men can do the same thing, stop making this about your hatred for women, women have always been shat on and never compensated entirely for her work.

suck ur daddy's cock : )

>>552325
aren't bonds a no-go?

>>552425
nice hand

OP idk if someone answered because I didn't see it: how do you get into this? Where do you advertise? it seems like cops would be on sites 24/7 looking for this shit, and aren't you worried for your safety?

>>552325

Nope, but pimping is still fairly common. The game has changed massively though, internet shook things up.

>bonds

I have, but the gains are much slower.

>>552328

We shall see. What do you have in mind?

>>552444

>how

Paying for college after doing a lot of research.

>advertise

Internet.

>cops

They are, you screen for them and for informants.

>safety

I pack a pistol and screen for nonsense.

>>552325
>Pimp
No smart girl is going to work under a pimp. I'm a stripper and occasionally you see girls working for their 'daddy' or 'boyfriend', they're far from the smartest and seem incredibly emotionally dependant. Usually they get kicked out fast for offering extras or breaking other rules (my club's strict, no drama in the dressing room, no drugs, no being noticably drunk). Stripping's not something you do independently, you always have a club (or if you only do bachelor parties and the like, agency) taking a cut of what you earn, having a someone else then be in control of what money you do earn seems incredibly stupid. Get a financial advisor or something if you don't know how to spend your money, don't get into bed with some asshole who will just kick you out into the street with nothing but the clothes on your back when you don't make your quota for a night too many.

put the money in dividend stocks, and go back to school

>>552735

I'm still in college.

>>552453
But how do you "Screen"? and what websites? Thanks so far by the way.

I mean a cop can easily give his buddy's info, and have a few friends vouch for him.

>>552751
not only that but wouldn't they be weary of people screaning them for their info if it's a real guy?

>>552751
>>552753

>wary

They live with it because they know that they have to, especially if they want to see a well reviewed provider.

>screen

Background check etc, verification of where they work so we know they aren't a cop, check their arrest records to make sure that they are unlikely to be informants. Getting references from other providers to make sure that they aren't violent, criminals, or informants.

>websites

Eccie, P411, TER.

>>552223

is it weird at all fucking men older than your dad?

>>551578
howd you clean the money?

just curious

>>552453
>We shall see. What do you have in mind?

You can contact me via http://pastebin.com/g3bzWMiF and we can discuss.

>>552754
you're kind. thank you.

also why not invest that money into stocks?

>>552761

We'll see.

>>552774

Because according to my research stocks net an average of 15-20% before commission fees annually during a good year. Small businesses earn considerably more but require a larger investment and more active management.

>>552761
OP be careful. Lots of guys trying to sucker you in for your money. Better off learning to make a product, and sell it in stores yourself.

>>552779
Ah, ok. Have you looked into buying a franchise?

>>552785

I'd rather start my own business than take the same risks and be stuck in a business model I cannot exit buying from non-competitive suppliers and handing over decision making and a large percentage of profits over to corporate.

>>552787
DAMN you've looked into this huh?

idk if you already answered but what are your interests? Clothes, sexy lingerie, drinking, gaming, food, hair styling, movie? Maybe start a small food cart in a busy part of your town, selling something unique, or a sex shop?

>>552779
15-20%
You'd be fucking lucky. That would be a hedge fund, not a mutual/index
Through diversification, etc, think more along the lines of 8%

And don't think you're anywhere near smart enough to pick your own stocks
It's a game of portfolio(risk) management , this is because sure things are rare and you aren't smart enough to find them

>>552815
..it was the fact that 15-20% "wasn't enough.." got me.. but a "small restaurant.." ( with natural zero experience, affinity, or even the slightest fucking idea ) would undoubtedly provide much better returns. Of course.

OP, you come across as being reasonably intelligent, how, then, did you get so unrealiatic? Go research failure rates for small restaurants - and, I guarantee you, about 80% of this board would bite your hand off for 20% returns p.a. The remainder being, of course, idiots.

Regardless, wish you well, you've been honest here throughout, which is more than most can state.

>>552815
>>552829

Browsing /biz/ for the first time since the board opened and I'd just like to say thank fucking god this place actually turned fairly decent. On the first few days the mods were actually deleting posts that ever mentioned yearly returns of around 8-10%, and for what reason I have no idea.

>>552755
can't speak for OP, but I have fucked women older than my Mom, and what would be harder is fucking someone the same age as my Mom...
Older falls in the interesting/kinky category, whereas same age can give me those annoying feels..

>>552829
>it was the fact that 15-20% "wasn't enough.." got me..

It should be fairly easy to understand OP's motivations. She is sucking dicks in order to gain the capital necessary to build wealth. She is taking some fairly significant risks in order to maximize her earnings quickly.

She seems to know what the next step is, but she doesn't have a clear idea of how to approach it. I wouldn't expect many people in college to have a good idea of that.

Business is really her only avenue if she wants gains like she is interested in. At least, something that is going to top what she currently makes. I doubt she wants to wait the 15+ years to get to that point in a job earning a salary and gaining 8% on her investments.

Her best option would be to start or find the right small business to latch herself on to and devote her time to building it up with the intention of selling it.

Though, as anyone can imagine, people are going to be hesitant in partnering with her. I'd only do it, because there may be something she could do that would generate lots of revenue. Would be a win-win scenario.

>>552792

Meh. I might open an art gallery at some point but that's more a passion than anything.

>>553662

You've got my motives down fairly well.

>>552941
>those annoying feels..

>>553672

>sometimes a cigar is just a big black dick

are you the same whore that was going to buy a dumpy house in some college town and rent it out to idiots?

>>553692

Thinking about it, but not a dumpy house. 80k place that might have been on the way to being commercial property in a few years, but some Colombians sniped me on it.

>>553715
Get cozy with a realtor who does the foreclosure/meth sale scene. I remember you saying something in a previous thread about family who could help with the work.

Fixing up my rental property was the best investment I've ever made. These businesses sound like the have more upside, but the risk is horrifying.

If you have 80k to drop, it should be in real estate and not a fucking restaurant.

Especially in Michigan.

>>553729

I'm not in Michigan.

>>553731

OP, why not just live off what you have and get a job for a while? Couldn't you save the money from the job, and once you have built that up, use it to do what you want legally?

I'm not sure your risks lessen once you get out of what you are doing. Especially if your intention is to invest with it.

>>554274

That defeats the purpose anon. Also I don't know if you realize this, but as long as you don't have literally millions to launder and are paying your taxes the IRS is not going to bother you.

They say it's not what you know, but who
You have a powerful networking opportunity. Ask more about what your clients do, talk a bit about what you want to do, etc
It's at least possible that they can point you in the right direction

There's also the internet. I know there are at least crowd-funded mortgage loans
I'm sure you can find a partner for whatever you want to do (ie someone who works in construction if you want to be a landlord, frachising with an existing food truck etc etc)

Id honestly be up for researching heavily into the food truck thing (also have a few ideas, I thought about food trucking like a year ago and I have a decent idea for an ice cream shop) and helping out you for some equity

I'm the same poster as
>>552815
So yeah I realistically know my shit

>>549040
> illiquid assets
> illiquid

wat?

>>554978
>You have a powerful networking opportunity. Ask more about what your clients do, talk a bit about what you want to do, etc

That's actually a very good idea. Men run their traps when their balls are empty (see KBG "swallows")

OP, your clients won't partner with you but I'm sure some of them can give you info you wouldn't find anywhere else.

>>554978
>>555057

I do have access to a lot of good info, but most of my clients are in a corporate sphere that doesn't have much relevancy to anything that I can tap into.

>>549032

My first suggestion would be to go back to school. Go for what you know you would enjoy and see it through. If this is a no go then here are some other suggestions....
First get a job in the industry you are interested in. Want to start a coffee / tea shop? Work at a starbucks for a while. Pay attention to the day to day crap that goes on and think on how you would improve it. Learn how the machines work and what goes into it.
The same for a food truck. I would suggest going to culinary school and making connections... work at a resturant for a while and see how you handle it.

If you want to make bank though you could always partner up with someone and start a website for high end prostitutes. You dont have to sell yourself but you already have connections.

To me it sounds like you need to figure yourself out. I can imagine you have been through a lot of shit. You need to invest the time in yourself and rediscover who you are. This is why I suggested a school of some sort.

You dont want to get involved in some shit that will fail that will put you back on the street.

>>555152

I'm still in school.

I've never been on the street, that isn't what escorting is.

>>555119

I still think you should live off what you have and find a job. Like a career job. You seem intelligent enough. Hopefully you are getting a worthwhile degree.

I had low class beginnings, and at this point I am bringing in $15k a month. 10 years ago I was working at Walmart.

If you are at least an 8, shouldn't you be able to use your 'assets' to get ahead? Using what you have to put yourself in a good position.

Going the business route you could leave after several years, have a good list of accomplishments, and then consult.

>>555157

I'll give you a good example. I was referred to a business coach by a colleage of mine. I checked this person out and it was interesting.

She charged like $200 per session and was basically just a paid friend with business knowledge who tries to make you feel special. She was intelligent, and about a 9.

Unfortunately, I don't think she could make me hot too. Take that away and she was fairly average. For me, I got nothing from it beyond having someone nice to chat with.

>>555165
>>555192

Uh, you realize that what you are suggesting is just a more time intensive and lower paying version of what I already do minus sex, right? And that there is probably a much lower volume of clients.

I think that the problem is that you are trying to re-invent the wheel by proposing to me that I quit escorting while going into some sort of service job that amounts to the exact thing but with the serial numbers filed off. You're missing the fundamental point of what I'm trying to do.

>>555205
Lol hes trying to whiteknight you out of getting fucked... do your thing girl. More power to ya.

>>555157

What is it exactly you expect out of this thread? Because you seem to be shooting down any decent suggestions.

>>555241

Realizing what she does is degenerate and illegal is not white knighting. Defending her is though.

>>555119
Good info isn't really a substitute for good ideas, but yeah
Look into franchising

You're obviously looking to be an entrepreneur more than a food truck.(being the easiest to enter market, that you'd have the greatest chance of succeeding in) owner. It's expected that you'd have multiple investments, being the sole shareholder of none


So basically what I'm saying is you should give me hypothetical equity for my ideas

>dumb slut expects to make big money
yeah, not happening, all your ideas in the OP are flawed in one way or another, think outside the box if you want to make more than basic

>>555288
Disregarding the cliche of crawling before you walk, consider the survival rate of small businesses
This is a numbers game,which is why you enter with partners, which results in both experience and connections

I agree that op doesn't have any ideas or market knowledge, but she has money

>>555280

Fuck off back to /pol/ shitlord

>>555270

I've gotten meaningful feedback, some signal but mostly noise, and I'd like to hear a few more business ideas or critiques.

>>555470
you have been told, in no uncertain terms, that most of the ideas you had (small restaurant - be less pain burying the cash under a random lawn) were Hokey, to say the least. The problem with running a successful (small) business, to make it work, you really need to be 100% behind the idea yourself, and work hard every day with a conviction for success, all of which, with all due, I don't think you have.

Your best bet would be something where you can simply put cash in, and you have no real emotional or 9-5 day-to-day involvement, this also, in a branch where it is easy enough for anyone to make money without prior knowledge. All of which sounds like real estate to me ;)

I buy commercial properties and re-sell them, but it isnt straight flipping as such, lot of research and patience, and I may find maybe 6-8 buildings a year I would consider. Of which, I will be lucky if I get one at a price I consider worthwhile. I would take an investor, but, im in Europe, your cash would be tied up for maybe a year (although secured, building in your or syndicate name) and any guarantee whatsoever that you would not lose everything, there is none.

Now either, find either someone similar in your locality with whom you can partner, who is serious, knows what the fuck they are doing, and, above all else, does not promise you the stars, the sun and the moon in return. Or find a property you can afford yourself, with additional loan if needed. Start imediately with renting, you can obviously cope with people on a personal level, you don't need any more than that. At the same time, look for any and every opportunity to sell the thing again at a profit you find worthwhile.

As said, it aint rocket science.

OP, you are a tranny, correct? Or gay for pay?

>>555550

Real estate seems like a god idea, though Europe is a long shot.

>>556086

Female.

>>556100
>attractiv female.
>/biz/
>thinking of investing.
yeah right lol, what a scammer. Just admit you are a fag

Timestamp on tits or fake

>>556217

>>>/b/

$5 to $10 in commission per trade would kill your profits . Just use one company . one solid, been here forever , got a " financial moat" , couldn't forget the name if you tried company. Put alot in said company at your preferred drop . hold till preferred gain . sell.

>>556643

Any stocks you would recommend for that sort of buy and hold strategy?

>>556374
Timestamp or gtfo

>>556648
>attractive woman
>being on /biz/
>being on 4chan
>actually thinking of trading stocks
Timestamp or your a dude

>>556648
I recommend against trading.
http://vantagepointtrading.com/archives/7665

>>556217
>>556740
>>556745
How fucking thirsty are you that you have to ask three times? Damn.

>>556787
Because he is baiting you for info using attention whoring female trap. That is why

>>550240
>Wrong, but I wouldn't expect some anon on 4chan to know anything about it.

Yeah, I'm sure it's a real challenge trying to schedule in 5 guys a day to stick their weasel cocks inside of you. How comically stereotypical of a woman to consider having sex for money with undesirables to be hard work.

Jesus Christ, this bitch, this thread...

>>556856
>Yeah, I'm sure it's a real challenge trying to schedule in 5 guys a day to stick their weasel cocks inside of you. How comically stereotypical of a woman to consider having sex for money with undesirables to be hard work.
>Jesus Christ, this bitch, this thread...
Confirmed for virgin.

Have you ever had sex? That shit gets you tired, nigga.

>>556648
Captcha fucked me . wrong thread


Start a strip club !

>>552269
Don't. That line of work breaks some people psychologically. Not worth it

>>556895
(different ID but I'm >>552269)
Well, I kinda agree. The psychological and social aspect has been holding me back.
But as you say
>some people

There might be a difference between a girl who turns to prostitution out of necessity and a girl like me. I've wanted to do this since I was 16, but held back and tried normal jobs. Window prostitution would make me sick too, but I like the idea of being a well-educated escort girl who can spend several hours or even a whole day/night with one client.
On the other hand, I'd have to hide it from family/friends and if I ever want a relationship again, how the eff do you tell the guy that you're a whore?

Haha, sorry xD
>internal monologue

Anyhow, I think to give it a shot.

>>557098
Also should mention, prostitution is legal in my country. So that's plus.

>I like the idea of being a well-educated escort girl who can spend several hours or even a whole day/night with one client.

Not sure if you had the chance to read all OPs posts but escort work isn't like the movie Pretty Woman. You'll have to suck old man dick and taste their fermented jizz to earn your keep. Chances are your clients won't look like young Richard Gere

>>557111
>making assumptions about my assumptions
Haven't seen the movie, have done a lot of reading about the job mostly through forums and blogs (of both sides).

>>557112

Did any of those blogs talk about sucking old man dicks and tasting their fermented jizz?

>>557120
Duh.

>>557121

In that case, you are ready, young padawan

>>556875

Nah.

Get the fuck out Dong Mu.

>>558206

>prostitute named dong mu

Muh sides.