/biz/ - Business & Finance

Stocks.

SOCKSESS

>Me after a 3 day ban for posting the letter I
S

>>55135970
do people actually watch shit like this?

>>55135990
Not anyone with any money

All this doomporn is entertaining as fuck.

>>55135997
>he watched them

>>55135997
Good god

>>55136003

>>55135997
I can bang your mum's bunghole in 3 simple steps!
Step number 1! Rape her with my fat cock

>>55136016
>Oy vey, da banking system

>>55135990
It can be fun like I watch Jeremy because he exists in a constant state of Perma Bull mode while investing in AQB tier death traps making his vods pretty funny.

>>55136016
Dude looks JUSTed as fuck.

>>55136029
He's just got a shortage of collateral.

>>55136016
probably the worst offender of them all, he's said nothing interesting for the past 3 months, but he's putting out a video literally every fucking day, and he can't even bother to put flames in his thumbnails

>>55136036
Idk who these people are so I don't get it.

there’s only 1 youtuber I get my financial advice from.

>>55136049
You are a lucky man. The grating voice of Jeff Snider cannot be unheard.

>>55136050
okay

So, is there going to be a liquidity drain when the debt ceiling deal finally passes and treasury issues new debt?

>>55136040
>and he can't even bother to put flames in his thumbnails
topkek

I only wish the BOIL kang would grace us with his presence once again.

>>55136054
I actively ignore the opinion of everyone who has a YouTube channel or promotes themselves as a brand.
>inb4 self help book tier replies of but everyone is a brand

>>55136050

>>55136071
it has indeed been quite a few days now

>>55136055
he doesn’t post anymore you wouldn’t know him

>>55136062
Low effort and sad, even for a youtuber.

>>55136050
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCC3iCfCvA73Cz2PEqZ2hc4A

>>55136061
No, because Yellen will only issue a teeny amount of bills to get to the June 15th payment. Then she'll slow walk any refill so the RRP is what gets drawn down.

>>55136113
one more time, please
you're doing gods work, anon

>>55136061
>>55136120
The Treasury will authorize the printing of a 3 Trillion Dollar Coin... then seeing how easy it was to print 1 they will begin printing more. Then Fears will begin to arise that Krugman has gone to far.

>>55136147
Bro just use Paint 3D

Is it too late to buy PLTR? I wanted to buy at open but I hate buying charts that are already up and on another up day too. What do?

>>55136196
ty

You’re not ready for the austerity and it shows. You’re gonna get crushed.

>>55136232
Try saying the "a" word one more time, motherfucker.

>>55136232
>Austerity
The gubmint would never.

>>55136208
You're welcome, here's another cause I wanted to see how well autotrace would work.
Also that's an Adobe stock flame so this is probably contraband.

I bought.

everything points to flat day tomorrow

how did you decide which sector of the market to focus on?

what's next for /ourgirl/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
lotta nasty stuff said about her since she sold nvda, but i think she has some tricks up her sleeve and is ready for a redemption arc.

I need a stock under 20 to buy. Shill me anything .

>>55136304
I bought the market.

>>55136305
>sold nvda
>only made 50% off the bottom

Yikes!

>>55136304
Whichever sector ETF is hot that morning. MSOS, XLE, SOXL, whatever.

>>55136282
nvm copper dumping again lol

>futes

>>55135966
overleveraged semiconductors

Well my c3 calls were a good idea, bobo... despite your naysaying.

>>55136428
“over”

Still a bit of a newfag when it comes to bonds and fixed income securities. So for example, if this muni bond for Montreal has a bid yield of 4.17%, the buyers are demanding an APR of 4.2% per year over it's lifetime, while the sellers want to lose only 3.98%?
I understand spreads and how B/A works on other equities, but I guess bonds care more about the annual return since it's known ahead of time?

Holy kek. The debt deal almost never made it to the house floor. 7-6 vote on it. Granted it was posturing but ngl I would have nutted if it got sank in committee

>>55136445
Reminder you can't cash out until market open.

I want to invest in a 3d wife. How much do I spend on a (((ring)))?

>>55136460
>he doesn’t have an account in Singapore

Lmao

>>55136479
I have a forex account in Australia/Bahamas, which is kinda comfy

>>55136479
Or he could short an equivalent amount of shares, yeah yeah. Let me seethe at him in peace.

>>55136460
Of course. And with it's $1 additional AH run, and the expected pre-market FOMO (earnings tomorrow), I'm sure I'll be fine.

Regardless, I'm in a pickle on whether or not to take profits tomorrow right away or let it ride another day and see if their earnings report induces any more frenzy. I'll have to think on it tonight.

My poop smells real bad.
Please advice, sirs.

>>55136425
sell everything

>>55136478
3k-5k seemed like the sweet spot to me. less it starts becoming visibly cheap, more is diminishing returns.

>>55136478
$0, the precise market value of a woman.

>>55136493
eat less sugar and carbohydrates

Rate my portfolio.

>Analysts at Standard Chartered bank said in a report this week that short speculative positions in crude oil are now as bearish as they were at the start of the pandemic in 2020 - when oil demand and prices collapsed.

OIL
TO
150$/BBL

NRGU
TO
1200 DOLLARS

BOIL to zero

>>55136525
Quantity of each? I don't recognize that brokerage platform.

>>55136478
2 months salary. Which means if your salary is high you get raped. Rigged game.

>>55136450
Forget about the yield, just look at bid/ask price. Buyers want to buy low (84.980), sellers want to sell high (86.054). Since the bond has the same 100 face value, the yield (to maturity) is the total return over the life of the bond, including coupon payments and return of capital payment at the end. Yield to maturity is not APR unless you are buying a 1 year bond.

Sold some tqqq calls, what do I buy tomorrow? $6k

>>55136493
more fiber and more SOXL
simple as

>>55136550
More TQQQ calls

>>55136489
Is it too late for me to buy an AI call?

>>55136528
>Standard Chartered trying to get people to buy its BOIL bags
not today, my friend

>>55136450
>Montreal has a bid yield of 4.17%
>sellers want to lose only 3.98%
The yield is higher if the bond is cheaper since you get the same 100 at maturity. So if you buy for 80 and get 100 back at maturity, that's a higher yield than if you bought at 90 and get the same 100 back. That's why the seller wants to sell the lower yield since they want to sell high. APR is a different concept entirety than YTM

>>55136532
It's think or swim. All stocks equally weighted. Low 6 figure account total.

I have a feeling NVDA opens at $390 tomorrow. Look at that gap down from $401 after hours, momentum is starting to fade.

>>55136555
I'm new to buying calls, any suggestions for TQQQ?

>>55136555
Will do? Strike? And how far out?

Tell me why the target crash isn't an overreaction.

Tell me how these ass sensitive rednecks are acting like they're doing something shitting on target, when literally every other store sells LGBT garbage.

This will be forgotten in a week, the world moves fast, and this isnt the same as the bud light situation. They removed the lgbt stuff anyway, easiest 15%+ in your life. I'm going all in, their last quarterly earnings were better than expected, a few redneck women won't equal 15% in revenue loss. Something else will take news center very soon

>>55136506
>sell everything
Including Covered calls and cash secured puts? Don't mind if I dooooooooo

>>55136528
Shorts are right. Vatniks and ragheads can't beat the SPR.

How low is this oil dipperino going to go? 60? 40? Negative?

Pride month starts tomorrow! :)
How will /smg/ be celebrating?

>>55136585
TQQQ231215C52

>>55136567
I'm in my first year of investing/options so I'm really not the type to dole out advice. Maybe? We had a big run today so proceed cautiously. If we have some bearish divergence tomorrow, it might not be a bad idea to get them if the premium comes down. Ideally the best time to buy would've been this morning or late last week. One thing I've learned (the hard way) is to look ahead at the best time to purchase (>5te, 30dte, 180dte, etc...) really helps a guy out rather than trying to fomo in late.

At this stage, I'd say it's a 50/50 anon, whether it runs more depends on whether investors like their earnings report. By all accounts, the EPS and other factors aren't that remarkable, but the future is AI and people are looking forward. Bulls saw this giga-pump coming, regardless of whether the company was the most fundamentally sound.

Wouldn't surprise me if it was $60 EOY.

>>55136592

Who cares? Sell the collapse and buy the dip.

>>55136581
Slurpers will come in on the AM. Relax.

>>55136611
>tomorrow
Or the day after but close enough...

>>55136592
Catch the knife, bro.

>>55136612
That's a bold move, I like it!

>>55136611
lift

what is the next bud/tgt

>>55136611
Hopefully by getting their first or second dose of Jynneos, the mpox vaccine produced by Bavarian Nordic (ticker: BVNRY).

Stay safe when pounding ass!

>>55136611
We got ourselves a real live yurofag.

>>55136616
>At this stage, I'd say it's a 50/50 anon
THE MARKET COULD GO UP, DOWN, OR SIDEWAYS. BULLS WILL BE LOOKING FOR MOMENTUM TO THE UPSIDE BREAKING KEY RESISTANCE. BEARS WILL BE LOOKING FOR MOMENTUM TO THE DOWNSIDE BREAKING KEY SUPPORT. CRABS WILL BE LOOKING FOR FALSE BREAKOUTS THAT RETURN TO THE CENTER. IF PRICE BREAKS KEY SUPPORT, PRICES COULD MOVE LOWER. IF PRICE BREAKS KEY RESISTANCE, PRICES COULD MOVE HIGHER. IF PRICE FAILS TO BREAK, IT WILL MOVE SIDEWAYS. TRADERS WILL BE WATCHING KEY LEVELS THIS WEEK FOR MORE INFORMATION.

>>55136592
This. Target actually is a good company and isn't trapped in retardation. Most normies will see the shit they want there anyway in major cities and not think much about this.

This is a classic "other people's mistakes are your profit" situation.

>>55136643
>self reported
You know I can make charts like that in excel too ya know

>>55136120
>Then she'll slow walk any refill so the RRP is what gets drawn down.
Can that work?

>>55136612
Damn, I think... I'll buy some

>>55136652
Is.. is that Jonny Bravo?

There is so much fucking glownigger shilling right now. Something really bad is about to happen.

>>55136652
Lmao. Gun to my head, we still have more AI frenzy. I would spring for some at the money calls for end of next week. Just a few. Like 2-3k worth. How's that for being more concrete, anons? >>55136567

>>55136681
Could you explain what an "at the money call" is?

>>55136678
What are they shilling? I tend to take all posts as works of fiction.

>>55136611
Off topic. Where is the janny?
>Janny
S

>>55136664
you shouldn't include that it's self reported then
also prolly wanna go higher

Stocks going to crash tomorrow. Brace yourselves.

how low can MMM go? I imagine their patents have to be worth quite a bit if they had to get bought out

>>55136689
Look for posts with filenames formatted like
>IMG_<4-5 digit number>.jpg
and see for yourself.

>>55136669
Of course. She's already saying the refill will be 75% bills, 25% bonds. Just $50b in issuance would comfortably extend the X-date through to that June payment. And the RRP is a bunch of overnight cash earning 5% that could be lured over into 5.5% bills easily enough.

>>55136689
I am shilling oil

>>55136707
Next week

>>55136720
I thought those were just iphonefags?

>>55136724
Dick Cheney pls leave.

>>55136592
KID'S
DICK
TUCKING
UNDERWEAR

>>55136734
Imagine saying that phrase to someone in 1994.

>>55136688
>Could you explain what an "at the money call" is?

Ok, I'll be nice today and pay it forward. An "at-the-money" call is a call option with a strike price that is currently where the underlying security is trading at. So if a stock is trading for $123.45, an ATM call would be $123. It's a little more complicated than that once you factor in "breakeven price" adjusting for the cost of the premium.

Not trying to be a dick, but you should really study watch videos, etc... to learn the basic fundamentals before you invest. I spent weeks on videos before I even made my purchase over a few dollars. It would be like me getting ready for basketball tryouts and asking what a double dribble is the night before.

VIX futures market maker paypigs. STOP FIGHTING ME YOU SLUTS. I know and you know you can't cum until you post me for my VIX shorts. The price is now double. VIX always goes down you nasty paypig whore. ALWAYS

>>55136690
Spending his entire paycheck on a shopping spree at Target.

>>55136717
>Peter_Lynch_how_low_can_it_go.mp3.gif.rar.exe

>>55136720
that’s phoneposting dumbass

I do not support any of the normie waifus posted here, that includes but is not limited to:

Ana De Armas
Taylor Swift
Lum
Baggies Gookfu
Food Truck Goblina

The S&P WILL go to 2400
bears WILL be redeemed
the market WILL return to reality
I will not SUBMIT to your fantasy

YOU'RE UP NEXT PUNK

>>55136720
do glow nigger really not use random file names and change a pixel for unique hash each time they post?

>>55136592
It is immoral to be gay.

>>55136724
Buddy check China PMI Computer.

>>55136766
The Chinese can tickle my knees

>>55136759
Can I post Lea SeaDoo?

>>55136720
I don't see any ITT. Can I summon then by saying "martin shkreli" 5 times?
>martin shkreli
>martin shkreli
>martin shkreli
>martin shkreli
>martin shkreli

>>55136744
saying that shit with any kind of positive connotations around here will still get you lynched in 2023 right quick

glowie here, ama

>>55136778
Well, ok, but Chinamen consume 16mbd. That's a big swing factor.

>>55136722
So that means... mumus.... win?

>>55136747
I really appreciate this. Haven't invested yet and just starting to learn about finance/stocks.

>>55136791
Where did you get that gif of me?

Anyone else think SOXL could hit 50+ this year?

>>55136790
Too wide a stance would not bang.

>>55136798
Yet again. Bobo's come up with another nothingburger "disaster" the existing power structure easily sidesteps.

>>55136805
50 end of June, 175 eoy. keep in mind these are conservative minimums, just accordingly. nvida and AI will offer higher returns though. AI will double every month for the next 3 months.

Fuck you guys, do I wait for a mini crash to buy these soxl calls? Or just buy now and average down for like a month?

>>55136801
Good luck. There's good money in it, but the swings will add grays in your beard. projectfinance on Youtube is a really good place to start. Investopedia is great too. Here is great for bantz and autistic hidden gems... soon you'll be running Iron Condors in no time.

i wasn't too smart
buying up all those calls
i should have just paid
to get kicked in the balls

>>55136850
Holy shit poemanon is back?

>>55136751
I had a 150 lot of 0 dtes on today... Idk what that does to the equation

>>55136807
Yellen doesn't care about pumping your SOXL bags, market will crash just like 2011 because liquidity will fly away from extreme counterparty risk towards decade-high yields. Remember that we are still in a bear market EVERYWHERE except for the AI bubble

>He missed the Joe Manchin pipeline bribery play
It was obvious in retrospect

>>55136869
Didn't realize he still had power after midterms.

>>55135948
Such a garbage low quality thread. Anyways…What is everyone’s moves? I’m torn honestly, with tech rallying’s to insane valuations, everyone is extremely intoxicated with hopium and is making me a bit bearish. I’m thinking of shorting QQQ. Also considering longing TGT, seems primed for a pump, target will keep making tons of money, there’s a ton of brand loyalty despite the maga crowds boycott. Lastly considering longing XOM, oil looks set for a rebound. What’s /smg/ honestly feeling, shitposting aside…

On topic, I think TGT is due for a correction. Perfect time to slurp some tasty 30DTEs

>>55136717
I thought 100$ guess I bought too soon

>>55136759
Market already normalized S&P is heading back to 4700. You missed 3150 you missed 3500 you missed 4000 and you are about to miss 4200. You will miss 5000.

You see the thing is Bobo what's best for business isn't you.

>>55136747
Have a green candle and a (you)

>>55136578
I don’t even know what 3-4 of those words are, so I’m impressed

>>55136892
OIL is close to bottoming but trash China data and OPEC disappointment still needs to percolate in. Oil barons have not yet resigned themselves to becoming oil serfs.

NVIDIA is going to 10T market cap, this "bubble" has only just begun. As always, holding stocks and calls are da wae, puts are not da wae.

>>55136540
>Yield to maturity is not APR unless you are buying a 1 year bond.
You're telling me that a 1-month T bill, which costs 99.759 against a yield of 100, has a monthly return of 4.17%?

>>55136892
Might not even be a stretch to say that this may be the worst /smg/ of all time
Gonna sell half my NVDL and buy AI on open (you’re wrong)

>>55136892
>considering longing XOM
already am

>>55136892
I think the positive feedback loop between big tech and everything else is just getting started. It's bigger than just "meme stocks on a moon mission", it's a paradigm shift. Big ass companies are just going to lay off millions of people and use robots and AI to ultra-streamline everything, making shit tons of money along the way. Of course AI and tech rolls into national security so this is an all-out competition between superpowers. Trillion dollar valuations are going to become much more normal.

>>55136935
>I guess I was wrong, it is an annualized number. Don't care
Yield to maturity is considered a long-term bond yield but is expressed as an annual rate. In other words, it is the internal rate of return (IRR) of an investment in a bond if the investor holds the bond until maturity, with all payments made as scheduled and reinvested at the same rate.

>>55137017
>and reinvested at the same rate.
Not really sure what they are getting at with that but doesn't really matter

>>55137008
>Big ass companies are just going to lay off millions of people
But, anon, if they do this, they will kill the economy. For years. It's over. And you're selling spicy autocomplete which you know has no value.

>>55136892
Great minds think alike >>55136898
What you think of TGT? Shares, options?

New hire orientation for the first day of my new corpo job today. What am I in for?

>>55137008
Delusional

>>55136860
Never left. I have no where else to go

>>55137032
Thinks shares will be safer, it’s bound to rebound. But my inner degen is thinking of longing a month out. Not touching anything under 21 DTE.

>>55136806
she wouldn't touch you anyway
she's my loyal waifu

>>55136860
Always has been

>>55137050
can
relate
Verification not required.

>>55137057
Ah fuck sitting on shares to get a measly return whenever the MIGApedes decide they're done fighting the troons. I like a ATM 135SP 31DTE. Just checked $485, I'm gonna slurp tomorrow.

>>55136937
Why AI?

>>55137048
There are three ways to make a living in business: be black, be gay, or be Muslim.

Now, I don't shoplift. And although I like to think we have some pretty twink-looking anons in this thread, it sure is a hell of a lot easier to just say "mashallah".

>>55137050
How long do you think we have until the libs make it completely illegal to nut to anything other than gay porn and tranny drag queens?

>>55137094
What's the play here dude?

>>55137112
for me it's staying the fuck out of it but peeking in from time to time to see how it actually winds up going

>>55137112
Probably go for a bite on the left side.
This is not financial advice.

>>55137123
Yee. Just checked the chart. I’m gonna be real sad if it’s broken this year.

Hope you're prepared for what comes next

>>55137028
>>55137017
I just, I don't understand bonds at all for some reason. I know how to calculate the money you get from them. I get options, I can do spreads no problem, but trying to calculate the fair price of a bond, convexity etc confuses me

>>55137131
maybe it will spike back up to
SEVEN
WHOLE
DOLLAS
on that day

>>55137112
find the side with the most cheese showing and bite into that side first. mmm delish
>>55137123
Beautiful lady in the photo. very well staged scene

>>55137123
saved
>>55137128
You see upside on this? Never even heard of em. Overall, I would say African American multimedia is gonna exist and thrive on existing social media sites (Youtube, TikTok, etc...), so I'm not seeing the upside.

>>55135948
Can J Pow gonna stop him?

>>55137048
Probably some self flagellation and/or humiliation exercise I reckon.

>>55136826
Just buy now. It seems like you wanna go clown so the best time to start is now

>>The U.S. Virgin Islands government says it's unable to locate Google co-founder Larry Page to serve him a subpoena in an ongoing lawsuit against JPMorgan Chase for allegedly enabling Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking ring, a new federal filing revealed.

JEWGLE COFOUNDER HAS FLED WITH THE PEDO TAPES, SHORT EVERYTHING NOW

Tfw been buying ulta up. Makeup chads we are back

>>55137170
That's from Terminator 1 you pleb.

>>55137187
Nice link

>>55137187
Meanwhile us gov can find people six years after charlottesville, accuse them of lighting tiki torches on fire to intimidate (took them six years to find that law on the books) which has a maximum sentences of five years and then.. Chuds plead guilty and the judge hands them maximum sentence anyways.

>>55137187
>McDoom ID
Fun starts now

>>55137163
Based nigger casino.
He died for our sins.

Is it possible for the internet to get erased?

>>55137164
>>55137167
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Mary+Pickford

>>55137223
sure. show me what you’d like to erase, and I’ll transfer it down to my harddrive for you.

>>55137213
kek fitting

>>55137223
It would be a blessing and a lot of (((mental illness))) would be wiped out too

>>55137187
I kinda feel like this is one of those signs I ignored like the Fed members cashing out and the Bogs dying.

Happy for the gains but I'd like to turn 10k into a 100k right now. How can I get ahead on this right now....

>>55137257
Don't ask me, I've been fucking up all year.

>>55137199
>>55137210
>>55137213
>>55137242
https://www.foxbusiness.com/features/jeffrey-epstein-related-suit-virgin-islands-says-it-cant-find-google-co-founder-larry-page

>>55137244
Today I discovered that a second acquaintance of mine has fallen victim to the gay liberal jew mind virus and changed their first name on linkedin

>>55137275
is he convincing at least? The worst ones always don't put in any effort.

>>55137265
Benn burned too many times. Even on c3 calls this morning (a sure thing), I could only muster up 2k to buy and even then I hesitated. Fuck man, you really do have to go all-in at least once to ever make some real money.

>>55137282
I think the dude was a gay fat furry when I last knew him… so, very unlikely to be remotely convincing

>>55137275
>changed their first name on linkedin
>changes his trip on 4chan
nigger

>>55137295
oh shit that's pretty bad.

so is ginkgo a scam or legit or both? i don't even know

>>55137275
>>55137295

>>55137296
Like Mark Douglas said, if you wanna go in without fear you have to truly accept that you are going to lose X amount when you get stopped out and that every trade you do is independent of each other. Just cause you're on a losing streak doesn't mean the next one is gonna be a loser and vice versa

>>55137296
what the fuck. it went up 30% pre-earnings on nothing? LMAO

>>55137275
This has to be some sort of artificial selection at work. People weak to propaganda and unable to discern good information from toxic propaganda remove themselves from the gene pool.

>futures

>>55137257
nakadashi

>>55137300
N I FUKKEN DID IT AGAIN, NIGGERKIKE KEK

>>55137335
that’s a really good take on it.

>>55137347
It's crazy dude, did a 3x on that 2k already. We'll see what tomorrow brings (see my previous posts)
>>55137344
Dude, like I said earlier ITT I'm on my first year of trading and once I got my feet wet, I was up 10k in one day, lost it all and my initial premium 2 days later. You get burned in this game and it fucking makes you gun-shy. Not one for shitcoin gambling but options? Man it's stress.

That being said, it does get better. Just gotta be smarter and wait for the good plays. I'm up all time now.

>>55137356
>FUTURES

>futures

so USA default cancelled, got it. Can't wait to see hyperinflation in America become a thing this year.

>>55135990
it help poorfag to cope. ahahhah housing is crashing -10% ahahhha i m so happy to rent

>>55137380
I know the pain of losing too man. I didn't accept that I was risking huge money until it was mostly gone. Now I just do 50 bucks as my max loss

>>55137107
one more pic in my oil bro folder

>>55137400
>sell soxl
>!BUYSoXL7KI

whats the next easy 2x?

>>55137387
You work remote, right? Has your company ever brought everyone together for an onsite or in-person all hands? My company wants to do one later this summer, and I'm not sure if I want to go.
I also need to decide if I want to exercise my vested options... it seems like the company might be back on the upswing... and exercising now would be tax-advantageous

>>55137380
>>55137405
Watch NNFX's videos on YT for risk management.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=086ozcHDZPw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqWLFNpK6eg

Basically you only risk losing 2% of your account on any given trade. You look at the ATR of an asset and set your SL to 1.5x ATR, and TP at 1.0x ATR. If TP is hit, you sell half and move your SL to breakeven and let it ride. The idea is you have several small wins and losses that cancel out, and eventually you'll get on a winning trade that does 8, 10, 14%, which makes up most of your annual gains.

Saw a girl at the gym a week ago and can’t stop thinking about her. This can’t be healthy.

You bought calls right anon?

>>55137427
Curious

oh shit the cops are outside

Im the best trader in this thread I dare u to prove me wrong

>>55137431
NVDL

>>55137493
Please tell me that's actually yours.

>>55137493
no. you are not.
https://4techmix.com/2023/05/31/bitcoinsv-the-london-blockchain-conference/

>>55137492
Shine a laser at them.

>>55137493
Christ, what are you trading? BBBY?
>>55137450
I'll take a look, but to get your feet wet, you're gonna need to take some risk. 2 percent of 5k aint much. Lol. I'll watch them tonight though.
>>55137427
Kek based fellow schizo

>>55137493
not bad

>>55137493
A genuine bear port, glhf anon.

>>55137503
It legit is, guess what single stock all of that money and losses are in, havent sold yet so not real losses ;) also finna quit my job, cash out 220k from my 401k and transfer it to an ira to yolo with what stock do I buy to 5x my money? Shieeettt

>>55137431
Inflation, or maybe median US household debt. Unemployment rate is also a good bet.

>>55137493
That's nothing i once lost $10k from accidentally sending it to the wrong address on Binance. Get on my level.

>>55137450
Stop losses aren't "risk management", unfortunately for you, you will have to research the macro economic trends.

>>55136525
>he's betting on megacraps not getting rugged
you're gonna get rugged

>>55136747
>he watched videos

>>55136892
I'm long Oil and Lumber and short Nasdaq

>>55136592
>buy this stock bro

>>55137519
>2 percent of 5k aint much. Lol
That's 2% of your account in losses, anon.
Look at TSLA for example. You get a baseline cross on May 5, buy just before closing, say 170.06.
You have $5000 in your account, you can only risk losing 2% of that, or $100. It had 7.50 ATR on that date, which means your take profit at 177.88, and cut losses at 158.33. You need to buy 8.90 shares of TSLA (say 9) to have the optimal risk for this trade; this would cost you $1513.
The trade worked out in our favor - it's currently up 18.3%. We would have sold half at our TP of 177.88. So we would have realized approx $31.28 profit, with another $155.50 unrealized (and a current SL set to like 193.34)

The NNFX system uses a baseline, two confirmations, a volume and exit indicator. It's a trend-trading system and relies on strong trade psychology and risk management. I'm also leaning into the quant side of things, but avoiding stupid trades and pacing yourself for the long run is essential

>>55137539
Stop losses and position sizing are a component of that. It also depends on your time scale and other shit too. Like, most trend trades are done well before 30-40 sessions, but some things like gold and metals trend for a very long time, while some equities can trend for just days at a time. You can eg, trade gold on the weekly charts, where macro becomes more important. But if you zoom out far enough, you'll want to be well diversified anyways.

>>55137213
>>55137187
>Vincent McDoom
SIGA buy signal I guess

>>55137488
What stocks do those invest in

>>55137448
My company requires that I do the badgeful 3 times per week minimum despite the fact that nobody else that I work with is located in seattle…
so 3 times per week, I show up to the office for 5 minutes to get a free coffee and then go home

S&P more like poop and pee LOL.

>>55137646
Oh ok. I thought you were 100% remote. My company has a HQ somewhere with a few people, but everyone else is around the world. They want to fly us all in to HQ for team building exercises and stuff... I can't decide if I want to go. I hate that kind of shit, and I'm not in the mood to get on a commercial airplane... but it's a free trip and I'd be able to visit my cousin who lives nearby.

I don't like these red futures and I don't like the rejection of the bounce earlier. My feet are cold.
>>55137492
Take the opportunity to complain about your neighbor's noisy hobbies and questionable visitors.

>>55137671
>Take the opportunity to complain about your neighbor's noisy hobbies and questionable visitors.
That's not going to solve anything.

>>55137492
Say your neighbors are running a meth lab and you heard screaming from inside.

>>55137661
BUT IN TEN YEARS YOU CAN GET DOUBLE YOUR MONEY IF YOU GO ALL IN THAT'S GOOD FOR A NORMY.

>>55136592
>target hires a literal fucking satanist to design children's clothes to push a LGBTQ message
>"Why are you over reacting?"
I don't have enough parenthesis to wrap around your post

>LEAN HOGS

yea im thinkin.....that we may.....in fact....be back

>>55137704
How low are we realistically going? I have long dated puts on BUD and TGT.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in ______.

>>55137690
THINK ABOUT IT, IN 100 YEARS YOU'LL GET 1000% RETURNS THAT'S WHY I'M ALL IN ON THE S&P 500. TO THE MOON!

>>55137759
>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in ______.
If I have a lot of cash, maybe I should buy a laundromat or something. Watching the markets gets tiring.

>>55137690
I can't wait for normies to get completely BTFO when some smug faggot finally logs into his account 5-10 years from now and sees that SPY is actually lower than before. I want to see the look on his stupid fucking face when he realizes the era of dumb holding is over.

>>55137713
>Still bagholding $91 hogs I got back in December
I should've butchered them before they ate all this feed

>>55137492
I had the cops come to my house once just because I shared a last name with some guy and they thought we were related since we were the only ones with that name in the county. Was pretty weird.

Lots of very organic doomer bobo posters in here today, I'm sure you all actually own stocks and aren't Vatnigger shills trying to spread anti American propaganda.

>>55137768
>THINK ABOUT IT, IN 100 YEARS YOU'LL GET 1000% RETURNS
No, more like 102400%

>>55137779
what stocks are you buying there big boy

so interest from US t-bills is non-taxable right?

>>55137690
>>55137773
t. future baggies

>>55137789
NVIDIA, obviously.

>>55137783

Just how fucking poor are you retards if you think 20% a year low lmao. Poverty ass niggas

>>55137575
WELL HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO LEARN

>>55137779
What's good, nyigguh?

>>55137827
Year 10: 100%
Year 20: 400%
Year 30: 800%
Year 40: 1600%
Year 50: 3200%
Year 60: 6400%
Year 80: 12800%
Year 90: 25600%
Year 100: 51200%

Ok, yeah, I messed up, but if you hold out ten more years:
Year 110: 102400%

NVDA leap puts are guaranteed money.

At the moment it is better to have your dividend go into your portfolio as cash rather than have it reinvested at the moment right? I figure you get a better yield on cash in a money market fund than most divvy stocks at the moment.

>>55137856
Oh, and I skipped 200%, so at year 100 it should really be 25600%.

So what's up with shitflix? Why is it so bullish? Just because of its "cost saving program"? Who would have thought consoooom stocks would do so well during a "recession"? It's almost like people are still consoooming like crazy or something. Seriously though, who is buying that crap? Not even my boomer parents buy Netflix anymore

>>55137779

>>55137824
>not buying QYLD
i'll be able to pay my rent when i save up 100k by getting $1000 per month on it's dividend.

Inderasting how the Asian market goes down on bad economic data. Wow. That's completely in stark contrast to our western markets where everything is extremely bullish. Are the investors in Asia simply pussies or more sane?

>>55137869
Retail tards are still buying into the FAANG acronym. There's no reason to buy it over any of the other big tech names.

The IV on the C3.AI option chain is so high that the stock would have to double or halve for a straddle to make a profit

>>55137883
covered calls are a terrible strategy over time. just buy 2x nasdaq 100

>>55137613
I was showering, so I'm not ignoring this. Appreciate this post. It's been screenshotted.

>but avoiding stupid trades and pacing yourself for the long run is essential

I needed to hear this. Thanks.

im going to switch to boglehead ETF automated recurring investing now lol im basically giving up arent i

>>55137602
beautiful sell signal from the rsi

>>55137898
>straddle
>High IV stock during a frenzy AND earnings week

No. The time for that has come and gone. Either fomo in bullish now or sit on the sidelines. Not being arrogant just real advice.

>>55137910
Covered calls are a good strategy, QYLD just executes it poorly. QQQ isn't a great security to use them with either since it's prone to steep, sudden jumps.

>>55137910
>>55137949
JEPI time

>>55137897
It’s not just retail, everyone is buying FANG because it is nearly impossible to avoid exposure to it if you own any ETFs.
>>55137923
With how the indexes are constructed, this might be the worst time to switch to team bogglehead

>>55137956
I like to go for country etfs myself. I have my eye on Mexico, India, and China, in a 3:2:1 ratio. I will also trade the sector spiders as well.

>>55138001
That’s a lot better than blindly buying VOO. I think Mexico has a lot of upside potential, I’m interested in Vietnam too but I’d need to do some research.

>>55138012
I also have $800 on a meme to see how well it does, 1:1 JEPQ and SJB. The idea is that JEPQ goes up with the market and pays a (currently 11%) dividend, while SJB hedges the downside. Assuming they cancel eachother out, I should end up with approx 5-6% annual dividend. So far it's held for 2 months, but I want to see how it does during 6 months and during a downturn.

>>55136933
>NVIDIA is going to 10T market cap, this "bubble" has only just begun

>>55137949
That's why you don't use QQQ in the first place use the Russell 2000 it's less volatile than QQQ and includes a broader range of companies compared to the NASDAQ 100.

>>55137956
>It’s not just retail, everyone is buying FANG because it is nearly impossible to avoid exposure to it if you own any ETFs.

There s no FANG in mining ETFs

>futures

>>55138025
I agree with the anon that said leaps puts on NVDA.
Of course, the entire market is overvalued at this point and I foresee SPY to 240 as well.

Separate from that, I noticed the 1m treasury went from 5.8% to like 4% since the debt ceiling seems good. There is still a peak in the 4-6m treasuries. So autumn/winter might be where the bubble pops.

>>55137949
Covered calls always reduce your gains. ALWAYS. It's not free money. And it's tax inefficient. Covered calls are only good for when you anticipate crabbing. And if you guess wrong, well oops you miss the biggest gains. Because the largest gains are VIOLENT.

>>55138075
>And if you guess wrong, well oops you miss the biggest gains. Because the largest gains are VIOLENT.
How do you hedge against tail risk in general, anyways?

>>55138075
>>55137949
Meant to say over the long term covered calls reduce gains. They're not a do it all the time strategy.

>>55138081
By reading the market every day, basically. Even covid crash was foreseeable it didnt start crashing until after europe already had armed guards enforcing quarantines

There are usually warning signs that things are brewing, unusual options volume, geopolitical spookiness, etc.

You can buy protective puts, but idk they are a big gamble. pair trading could work too

baking

>>55138181
You're a good man. Don't go into the market tomorrow.

>>55138126
>pair trading could work too
I was looking at the mint ratio. I've had mild success with it so far. Not sure how to do position sizing for it, since it involves a short leg. Right now I have -120 SLV +15 GLD, which gives me about a $40 swing each day.
I do like the idea of quant trading the daily chart, but I have a lot of shit to figure out first.

>>55138177
>>55138177
>>55138177
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>>55138187
Kek