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https://www.celebrityproviders.com

Earlier thread got archived, I found a really good site that lists hourly rates and booking information. I'm sure you see some familiar names. You'll know you've made it when you can afford these girls

>> No.5512655

Better return investment then the biz shit coin information..

>> No.5512685

>>5512619
>paying for sex

anyone else too autistic to care about pussy?

>> No.5512699
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Nothing like paying top dollar for past their prime used up roasties instead of getting young fresh girls for less.

>> No.5512704

>>5512619
if you have to pay top dollar for it you must be an ugly person anon.

>> No.5512705

>>5512685
this

>> No.5512716

my link

>> No.5512747

>>5512619
When you can afford low level mods/celebs then you've made it. Paying a porn star to escort isnt really ground breaking.

>> No.5512812

wow 1500$ per hour.
That's like 1-2 good trades for somebody with 10k.

My picks: Bridgette B, Alison Tyler and Lilityh Lovely.

>> No.5512856

>>5512619
You can literally get girls like this and stick your will in all their holes all night for the price of a few grams of cocaine. Get good, Steven.

>> No.5512868

>>5512619
>2000 for one great whore
>Not buying 10 bretty good whores for the same price

>> No.5512911

>>5512812
>not flying to Tokyo for Aika

>> No.5512961

>>5512911
haha i actually like her a lot; good pick bizbro.

>> No.5512969

>>5512685
>paying for food
>paying for electricity
>paying for a car
>paying for vacations
anyone else too autistic to care?

>> No.5512984

>>5512856
100%; a few weeks ago i matched with some hot tourist on tinder and she basically asked if i had coke and how she wants a crazy night before leaving the town. fuck me for not knowing any dealers.

>> No.5513020

>>5512619
>Paying for turbo roasties
lol

>> No.5513116

>>5512619
Kendra, my queen.

>> No.5513177

>>5512619
>mfw I could go to Europe for 3 months with my Aussie accent and bang any hot Euro girl I want for free who would give way better sex
>having to pay for sex

Forty keks. There's absolutely nothing special about escorts, lads. I'll tell you now.

>> No.5513178

I fuck for free. Sometimes the girls even try to offer me things to keep me around.

>> No.5513191

>>5513177
how tall are you?

im aussie, with a british accent, and 5'10
i lost at life.

>> No.5513237

>Rebeca Linares
holy shit

>> No.5513270

>>5513191
6'0

You haven't lost at life. There's something about Australian chicks, I'm sure you've experienced it, but they tend to discriminate against guys under 6'0, which really sucks. I haven't found Euro girls to do this. Just be decent looking, relatively fit and a good haircut, and you'll get in.

>> No.5513320

>>5513191
I'm a 5'11 frog and here in frogland you'd still be taller than the average man, and girls dig the british accent. The manlet meme is seriously overrated, even if you guys don't want to move to East Asia most Southern European countries have small males compared to the steroid American/Australian standard. Every week I see literal 5 feet dudes in their twenties with a girlfriend as tall as them, and when the same couples are in their 40s there's 3 to 4 kids trailing behind. Manlets get laid.

>> No.5513326

lmfao if that site is to be believed, half those whores have been in BLACKED, something a quality escort would avoid. Is that the end of the road for Elsa Jean and Piper Perri? Fancy backpages

>> No.5513332

>>5513270
i haven't experienced this at all, and i'm 5'10''. sure, maybe if you're sub 5'8'', but as long as you're 5'10'' or above, height aint an issue unless the girl is a behemoth herself

>> No.5513365

i would fuck one of these girls just to see if they fuck any better than normal girls. it would probably be massively disappointing and soul crushing

>> No.5513376

>>5513320
>>5513332
This whole "Girls don't want short guys" was created by /r9k/ and /soc/ I believe, since they're most likely autistic manlets. They absolutely fail with women, it's why they shill Asian girls all day, since Asian girls will get with anyone with white skin.

>> No.5513387

>>5513237

She was so much hotter before the fake tits. I wonder if they charge extra for anal though.

>> No.5513413

>>5513365
I fucked Tory Lane once. Best head i've ever had by such a long way it's depressing. Amazing experience.

>> No.5513430

>>5513365
They do. Been fucking them before I even made it.

>> No.5513443

>>5513020

This.

It would probably be less risky sticking your dick in a used condom that you found in the gutter

>> No.5513444

>>5513376
Wrong and sad. Girls do not want guys shorter than them and openly admit it. In other words, you've got to be above 5 8" or you're more than periodically going to face rejection for height alone.

>> No.5513455
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5513455

>tfw you can afford Kendra Lust to bake you some cookies and tell you that she's very proud of her good boy for making so much magic internet money and as a reward she will allow you to ravage her asshole.

>tfw you can afford to finally meet that Dillon Harper girl from the "local girls want to meet you" ad that was up on PirateBay for years.

>tfw you can afford to facefuck Megan Rain to see her dead eyes up close

>tfw you can afford to put Rebeca Linares on her knees and just spit on her for hours.

>tfw you can afford them all

That pussy is oversold though, literally pajeet shitcoin

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>>5513455

>> No.5513666

>>5513177
Or America. I don't get much pussy in australia but I went to america for a few months and my accent did all the work for me.

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>>5513666
It's incredible isn't it. The Aussie accent is literally a gift from God

>> No.5513678

>>5513455
>That pussy is oversold though, literally pajeet shitcoin
This nibba knows

>> No.5513714

>>5512685
I've fucked my brain up from only looking at hentai for years so now I can't even enjoy 3d women, saves me lots of trouble

>> No.5513739

>>5513455
>tfw you can afford Sarah Jay, just to say you've been there

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>>5513444
My grandpa was 5'6" while my grandma was 5'7" so that's not entirely correct.

t. - 6'3" man

>> No.5513754

1.5k for an hour? Fuck outta here
Spend half the money on a ticket to thailand and the other half will buy you 20 whores

>> No.5513848

How do we find out which actual $50,000+ celebrities are on the Diamond list without paying for it?

https://www.celebrityproviders.com/celebrity-escorts/

https://www.celebrityproviders.com/celebrity-escorts/

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>>5513754
I bought an entire cabinet full of plastic anime figurines instead.

>> No.5513900

>>5513848
this

>> No.5513942

>>5513874

Good man. Ignore 3DPD.

>> No.5513983

>>5513848
>>5513900
Would be funny to leak the list and start a fappening 2.0
Wonder how much of an overlap there would be

>> No.5513990

>>5513848
i'm sure they can fetch any celeb you want, just pay the money

>> No.5514043

>>5513874
Amazong, Good for you

>> No.5514051

>>5513666
any luck in NZ with an aussie accent?

>> No.5514059

8k Euro for Krystal Boyd hot diggity damn

>> No.5514060

>>5512619
This is legit? Find it hard to believe krystin Boyd is an escort she doesn't fuck anyone but her bf on camera anymore for like 5 years

>> No.5514065

It's nothing special. I'm an exec at the national studio and can basically demand anything from girls (and guys if I wanted) for a job. Not worried about lawsuits either because when I'm done with 'em, they want more.

>> No.5514075

>>5512619
You’re the king of losers if you pay for sex. I don’t give a fuck how much money you have. You are the absolute Mt. Everest of losers. Also, it’s a sin and you need to repent to Christ now.

>> No.5514104

>>5512685
don't care enough to pay a cent for it

>> No.5514162

>>5513177
Aussie 6'2" checking in. How do I go about banging eurosluts?

>> No.5514163

>>5514051
yep easy

>> No.5514174

>>5514075
>Also it's a sin
adultery originally means sex outside of marriage so..

>> No.5514222

>>5514075
Pajeet detected

>> No.5514241

>>5514162
jus be urself

>> No.5514270

>>5514162
you just go there and talk to the sluts, the dudes are like sand flies always buzzing around trying to cuck with some form of faggotry, they're pussies though just talk over the top of them and they fuck off on their own

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>>5514222
Sorry nigger. Americhad here. Trying to save the fellow bros from eternal damnation.

>> No.5514335

>>5513177

Brit here with a Euro girlfriend and can confirm she gets wet over Aussie guys or some reason (the stereotypical Gold Coast blonde hair dude-bro)

>> No.5514356

>>5513848
Can someone that is richer than me check this out. I might be able to if tron actually ever does go on a moon mission but that’s seeming less and less likely.

>> No.5514389

>>5512699
>that pic
I'd still hit it

>> No.5514541

>>5514335
It's because they look fit and healthy and confident basically

>> No.5514604

>>5512704
riiiiight, I want you to see pick up and fuck an asian topmodel fast and easy

literally the effort of achieving this is greater than earning those 1,3k usd in crypto, you edgY fuck.

Plus you won't be stuck with some potato iq girl afterwards.

>> No.5514631

>>5513116
tfw my thoughts at first but then you realize how many black cocks she's had inside of her

>> No.5514669

>>5513848
probably models

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5514761

>>Maria Ozawa 小澤 マリア is a Japanese AV actress, model, and a former AV idol. Maria Ozawa 小澤 マリア also provides escorts services and is only available to members of the establishment.
>only available to members of the establishment.
wait wut

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>>5514761
>He isn't a member of the establishment

>> No.5514794

>>5514335
WTF you bong ass cuck, she's cheating on you, you fag lollollolollolll

>> No.5514801

>>5514787
must be a pajeet

>> No.5514802

>>5514761
Top kek. What a whore

>> No.5514809

Disgusting degeneracy

>> No.5514819

>no prime remy lacroix
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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5514854

holy shit, anjelica

>> No.5514877

>>5512619
her body looks fucked up.

>> No.5514926

>>5513455
>literally whoes

>> No.5514956

>>5514075
>it's a sin
no one gives a fuck about your kike book, faggot

>> No.5515011

>>5513874
this is good, but you can buy also buy a couple chink realdolls for $1.5k and dress them up as anime girls

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>>5515011

>> No.5515060

>>5512619
>When you can afford these refrigerators

>> No.5515072

>>5514163
now I wonder if an NZ accent works elsewhere?

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>>5512619
I would genuinely part with hard cash to fuck Sandra Romain or Veronica Avluv

>> No.5515212

honestly I'd rather spend the money on a slave (live in maid)

>> No.5515235

>>5515072
Can confirm. Kiwi who lived in America for a year here, the accent slays.

>> No.5515287

>>5515235
Is it assumed to be Australian most the time?

>> No.5515293

>>5515188
http://pornescort.xxx/escort/sandra-romain-69

3000 euro for the night, for an extra 100 you can even record it lol

>> No.5515391

>>5515188
she looks totally used up now m8
she hit the wall hard af

>> No.5515445

>>5515293
3 large to bury my cock in Sandra Romain's ass.....done deal

I lol'ed at 'age: 37 years' though hahaha

>> No.5515468

Kendra 1300$? Just deliver pizza to her and you'll get sucked off for free.

>> No.5515484

>>5512619
the girl in your pic has pretty much a skinnyfag man's body with some tits and a female face. hip to waist ratio is 1:1.

how low is your test

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>>5515484

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Oh Elsa

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>>5512619
>go to site
>click on a model
>1600 dollars/hour
How overpriced is this shit. I can go to the red light district and fuck whatever eastern european whore I want 30 minutes for 40-50 euros.

>> No.5515793

>>5515726
w-where senpai?

>> No.5515833

>>5515793
amsterdam

>> No.5516096

Only 500 for Dana D Ashley and she's literally the best in bed from all of those whores

>> No.5516221

>>5513741

Hold on guys, this dudes single piece of anecdotal evidence proves every study on this subject wrong!

>> No.5516249

>>5514389
She looks better like that desu.

>> No.5516272

Actually wouldn't mind trying this once for the experience.

>> No.5516304

>>5514761
Read nig nogs need not apply
Its so when she refuses to fuck a black dude they can say that.

>> No.5516408

>>5512747
How ricn do i have to be to bang Melania trump?

>> No.5516447

>>5514065
Are you Weinstein?

>> No.5516502

>>5513444

Wrong. Go back to r9k faggot. Kek.

>> No.5516513

>>5512619
Haha thank you! Iv nearly made it and was praying there was some sort of we late to find pornstars!

>> No.5516590

>>5516502
Women don't want short men, this widely know.

Read up on some studies.

>> No.5516807

>>5516502

Mate, you are delusional.

Go to Google.

Type in "women prefer taller men study".

Enjoy the 357,435,919,958,748,859 results that confirm this.

>> No.5516857

>>5516502
Stay mad deluded manlet, you will never have sex

>> No.5516876

>>5512619
Vixen is owned by the jewish man who also created to blacked
I would put a tetanos needle in her arm

>> No.5516944

So can you rent her for an hour only to invite her to a cup of coffee in a private room and start asking her how she feels, knowing deep down that she regrets going into this business and that she will never truly experience real happiness and accomplishment because of her irremediable life choices? Can I tell her that no matter what she calls herself, at the end of the day a harlot is still a harlot? And regardless of how many men she could seduce, she will still die alone, despite her countless acts of romance which were all superficial and devoid of emotional connection.

>> No.5517169

>>5515793
Belgium, but the Netherlands are pretty much the same.

>> No.5517286

>>5516944

Alpha as fuck.

>> No.5517451

>>5516944
Given that she had time to think things through, I'm certain that she'd be able to respond to you and crush you.

Or she'll play along and act flustered. Not much different from the other things she does for money.

>> No.5517571

>>5517451
>I'm certain that she'd be able to respond to you and crush you.
A woman who takes prostitution as her life career can only crush your nuts, m8. Or your tiny brain, m9.

>> No.5517727

this thread literally fueling the jews talking about blacked whores getting paid mountains of shekels to get fucked by an animal with a fake dick. absolute state of fucking biz

>> No.5517757

>>5513191
You're average height. Get over it. There's literally no point moping about something you can't change and doing so only exacerbates the disadvantage.

>> No.5517786

>>5517571
Given your obliviousness and arrogance, I'm sure women play you on a daily bases.

Don't change.

>> No.5517840

>>5517786
Motherf-
>Pay a whore.
>Expect Shakespeare.
Do you even lift? Do you even know why she's in that position in the first place? Because I can tell you she's not a candidate for an Ivy League. Go drink some soy milk now.

>> No.5517935

>>5512812
>larping this hard

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>>5512911
:(

>> No.5518289

Damn Id get the Summer Brielle. jesus whst would I do to that big ass big tit slut.

>> No.5518344

>>5518289
Plastic dolls look more real than her.

>> No.5519050

>>5516944
wow, so true

>> No.5519214

>>5516944
I'm sure she'll be so upset, several thousand dollars richer upset.

>> No.5519282

>>5514065
Harvey, is that you ?

>> No.5519431

>>5512747
This. Those are affordable-tier prices.

>> No.5519439

>>5514854
She is pricy as fuck though.

>> No.5519494

>>5512619
>https://www.celebrityproviders.com
They all looked used up

I want a qt waifu who's had a maximum of 2 dicks, tops.

>> No.5519511

>>5513413
What am I supposed to write as an answer to your post?

>> No.5519526

>>5512685
Well, not enough to pay for it. I have never even had sex outside a committed relationship (dependent personality disorder). I would never pay for sex and I hate degenerates who do.
34 and had 15 long term (3 month+) relationships. None have ever lasted despite me wanting to marry most fo them because I'm fucking weird and autistic. I just happen to look like a chad. Once I have my first Rainman (I literally do the banging the head thing sometimes) tantrum they usually lose all respect for me but stay with me for a few more months in denial that I can be so perfect but also a fucked up autist underneath.

Not sure how relevant this is but I felt like commenting :D

No relationship for 11 months and 25 days, almost ready to kill myself but dem crypto gains! Fuck, all I ever wanted was a wife and kids but I 'wasn't grown up enough' because of the autisim. Well, fuck them all. I am well on my way to making it and I bet suddenly I will be a 'responsible provider' once I have money. It is fucking sad... Understandable but it really is sad that women cant get past their basic instincts. Maybe I should have been more alpha and fucked around. I hate that shit though and promiscuity. fucking degenerate just like ppl who hire prostitutes (unless you are deformed and cant get a real girl then fair enough).

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I need to lay off the coffee...

>> No.5519656

>>5512619
>You can fuck famous porn stars for barely more than I pay my current escorts

Why the FUCK haven't I started my own porn business yet I just have to paint my body green and do some smug pepe faces here and there and make more than my money back on /biz/ alone.

>> No.5519700

>>5512685
You pay for sex anyway. Either way it costs money.

>> No.5519736

>>5512969

What a poor comparison.

>> No.5519787

>>5519526
Fucking aspi, shut the fuck up already if you dont know how to spend money properly

>> No.5519800

>>5519526
Nice blog fageroni

>> No.5520442

>>5519787
I do, I have everything I want IRL tech and home comfort wise and if anything I spoil any girl im with to the point its too much and they become complacent and bored. But yeah, aspi probably. the girls would probably put up with my shit if i treated them a bit meaner or had a 9-5 job. I don't make them feel like they could lose me at any second so they get bored. My best relationships have been with girls ive not really fancied or liked. I cba faking shit to keep a woman. They think im a bad boy and a rogue when they first meet me and then a few months in they realise im 'too nice' and get bored. Humans are weird. We are really stupid too.

Shagging hookers is degenerate.
>>5519800
Thanks, fuckface.

>> No.5520596

>>5512619
Damn nice find

>> No.5521041

>>5512619
>Tiger Benson
Fuck. I was laughing at this but I'm now considering it.

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>>5512619
Someone should send me a donation in a basket of Crypto Currencies so we can go to LA rent to adjoining rooms,

Have a used pornstar show up as an escort, (needs to agree to filming) Act all cool group her pick her up then walk her in the other room where we are also filming

Two men in tyvek coveralls and thick plastic laid over everything.

Wait for the screams and horror, then say its just prank.

>> No.5521795

>>5512685
Sadly no, I'm caught in a limbo of autism so I still care but I have debilitating social anxiety and cannot speak to others, so paying for sex seems like my only option.