/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55134130
Spineless soiboi redditor does something shameful which indicates to everyone his terminal lack of self-respect, many such cases

>>55134130
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DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favorite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>>55134174

There was a implied threat though..

>>55134195
>because of the implication
it's not like they were on a boat and he was insisting they have sex.

>>55134130
>that pic
woman moment

How to correctly handle the situation:

>Do you bank with Chase?
No. I rely on self-custody of digital assets as my bank account. You see, the current banking system is fraudulent and usurious by nature so I refuse to participate to the best extent of my ability. I believe this is my duty as a man and take insult to your assumption that I would be so low as to have an account at such an unjust institution.

I then challenge the man to a duel for having levied such an insult at me and shoot him in self defense.

>>55134130
>city
kek
>>55134190
this

>>55134195
>>55134130
>REDDIT SCREENCAP THREAD
What's the point of this thread rabbi?

>>55134130
>there was an implied threat
In fairness, he might have just been genuinely desperate.

>>55134130
Why didn't he just run away?

I lost all of my stuff in RuneScape

Yeah, i bought chainlink
It's ogre

>walking alone at night in the US

is he retarded?

>>55134130
Every day.

>>55134130
Can someone make a basedjak of this cuck withdrawing $900 from an atm for some stranger? Lmao

why do people bother with shit like this? I just glare at anybody who approaches me after having to deal with homeless people for a while. its beyond me why people would even entertain something like this? just don't engage unless they pull something on you