/biz/ - Business & Finance

Gf broke up with me so now I’m here.

>>55122041
>>55121999
Well yeah, already being wealthy from the get-go gives you more free time, but in reality 99.999% of people are trading their labor (time) for money. And by trading your labor for money, whether it's physical labor or a desk job, you're effectively wearing out your body's limited lifespan for green pieces of paper. Medicine doesn't make you healthier, it just makes things that are already broken slightly more tolerable.

t. mid six figures that works 60-80 hours a week and has bad health problems

AI is today
AI tomorrow
and AI forever

>>55122043
>>55122033
i think there are more important things that could be done with that money to help the general population rather than "high technology and luxury", anon. but hey, "we just don't need the vast majority of the population", so i guess the needs of the vast majority of the population aren't important?

but hey, im over it. i didn't start this shit, and there's no way for me to fix it. im gonna enjoy the fall of rome while it lasts and then die. good luck to the rich jews who survive. maybe if reincarnation is true i'll come back as one and get to live in the utopia then. or maybe i'll be in heaven looking down as God smites them Sodom and Gomorrah style. or maybe i'll just get to not exist anymore and not give a fuck about this absurd life and whatever goes on while im not in it. who knows. everything is gay and life is clearly absurd, either way.

Banking

GREEN FOREVER. Except for jannies. Jannies go broke.

>>55122082
Utopia WHEN??? Give me my UBI *NOW* MOTHERFUCKER!

All this money,time, and health thing makes me glad I have the good luck to early retire without fucking myself over on the money or health fronts either.

currently hotel shopping

>>55122083
Are you an idiot? Saudis are quite literally trying to make a future economy for their citizens to thrive in rather than blow their current wealth on random shit in the present so they aren’t reduced to a poor ME nation again once oil is no longer a lucrative economic resource. I know you probably have the brain of a squirrel but at least try to understand what long-term investment and wealth creation is.

>>55122115
Where are you going?
I need to spend some of my market gains soon, before I lose them when bobo returns, and I'm thinking of taking a vacation. I'm open to suggestions

>>55122115
Make sure to get one that has an outdoor pool so you can see hot girls in bikinis.

>>55122052
My condolences. I havent had a girlfriend in 13 years, but I remember the heartbreak well.

YOU PUSH IT

>>55122092
UBI is the lotus for the worker class they will never be able to throw off the chains from the capitalist

>>55122145
Bullbros, this is a new paradigm. Stocks have entered into a permanently high plateau: the business cycle has been defeated. Now that the market will never go down again, how will bobo cope?

>>55122120
Trying to book one in Manila for when I arrive. Issue is hotels are fucking filthy. Every single. One. But I don't want to book an airbnb on arrival because that fucking sucks after a long flight trying to manage check in with one sometimes.
>>55122129
it's mostly a place to pass out and die

>>55122158
>Manila
Oh, you're going far. I'm way too lazy for that

>>55122118
>trying to make a future economy for their citizens to thrive in

ah yes, "for their citizens to thrive in", of course of course. they really care about their citizens! that's what "high technology and luxury" are for, right anon? the citizens? who can afford those things? kek

Here is the history lesson to understand where the WEF capitalists are going next.
humanists took power by luck: ie the scientific revolution. without this stuff, they would have had zero support from the plebs and zero material support to popularize firearms to fight and cushy homes and cars to appeal the peasants.
Even the communists allegedly loving science bastardize it and it turns out science doesnt give a shit about politics so if you do shit science the price will be paid sooner or later. As usual it's the population which pays the biggest price and not the bureaucrats nor the merchants.
See the debacle about potatoes in communist russia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trofim_Lysenko?useskin=vector

This is why with the stagnation of physics, they are shitting their pants because they struggle to feed people with easy material life.
They have two attempts to keep republics going on
-put all the cattle inside ''the internet economy'', giving them digital dollars and let the cattle scroll their phone screens all today long in their pods
-bet big on biology+IT to somehow create a new scientific revolution based on consciousness and IT hacks

There really isn't a republic without populism and feeding people with chinese crap to make the peasants believe they have purchasing power after 1. capitalists pay them very little wages 2. public servants tax heavily their wages.

I think the biology bet will be a huge dud and the ''living in pod consummating porn all day by giving digital dollars to e-whores'' is way way more realistic.
There will be 2 societies: rich people living in the real world, and poor people living in the internet and not polluting the earth.

>>55122158
Quit feeling sorry for yourself and put your life back together you little BITCH. Improvise, adapt, overcome.

>>55117898
Seems like massive cope on your part. Kek keep seething faggot bear.

>>55122070
Remedy ?

>>55122185
Source ? Stagnation of physics ?

>>55122178
Thanks for telling me you know nothing about the Dubai economic model. I sure the Saudi’s would benefit greatly from wasting their limited economic potential pursuing vague social justice things instead of invest in a future where they can depend on technological advancements and producing luxury in order to keep growing economically. But I’m sure a retard like you has already weighed the cost and benefits of a desert country with no resources aside from oil squandering it’s only chance to develop new avenues of economic advancement.

To the day trade bro
>>55121988
Extremely based anon
Love you man. From what I'm hearing I should be running a model that tests EMA's at different time periods and a momentum oscillator for the ratio between the two and back testing on the past performance of the stock. Once I find two time periods that provide me a momentum oscillator that is in line with the past performance I can use that as a current performance indicator. Am I correct in this, anon?

>>55122158
>it's mostly a place to pass out and die
That’s why you shop for a hotel whose demographic is young people you fuck nut. Don’t go to a fucking motel 6 that has a swimming pool in the middle of their parking lot.

>>55122277
here is the strat
>>/biz/thread/S53358651#p53359662

>>55122167
first major international trip since covid. I really shouldn't even be making it but I need to blow some fat loads and actually relax. I'm estimating I will have about 6,500 to last me through summer.

>Utilities = -$350/m
>Home insurance (no mortgage yet due to delays buying from family) = -140/m
>Auto insurance (when I ever get some again) = -50/m
>Brother will pay +$200/m and take care of the house
So I am banking on 350 x 3 = 1k, + 300$ in expenses until my flight..

+6500 - 1300 = 5,200. Flight costs me 2k. Leaving me with 3k in cash. Costs probably run about $60/d = -1800 so I should be safe. But I still feel scared of carrying a balance on my credit card. I guess I am a bit of a retard. This is me self-talking sorry bros.
>>55122209
I. Will. Make. it.
not by my financial choices, thank god for my employer paying me to auto-buy spy.
>>55122289
Getting one close to the aiport that isn't too glum.

>>55122118
bro the middle east has been the same type of rich get ultra rich and live in splendor while the poor live in destitute poverty for thousands of years. Islam only made it worse.

>>55122052
Why’d she break up with you?

>>55122347
Her cock was bigger(financially)
Many such cases

>>55122311
Sometimes I get sad because I feel like I should be doing more with my life, but seeing posts like this are a good reminder of how well I'm actually doing. I couldn't imagine being this pathetic.
Thanks anon for the perspective.

>>55122347
my dick was too small for her

>>55122271
and who is this economic model benefiting? not the people of saudi arabia, that's for sure.

>>55122367
You know whats even more pathetic? I am now freaking out about where the hell I put my passport since its not in my safe

Is TTWO undervalued? GTAVI's releases soon and will likely be the largest launch in the history of the gaming industry, good time to buy?

>>55122367
Don't compare your life to others. That's keeping up with the Joneses bullshit that's irrelevant. Just do what makes you happy.

>>55122083
If the west did this exact thing with a classical architecture LARP facade all you faggots would be calling it based.

The West is 100x worse than Saudis in terms of inward vanity, the Saudis are just more in your face about it while Westerners have been indoctrinated with 2000 years of Christcuckery that has convinced them to LARP as poorfags while they subjugate the world and extract every non-western country's resources.

>>55122423
Cheese and crackers, you have the IQ of a goldfish. Only on /biz/ could you find someone who thinks citizens won’t benefit from its country investing in economic development of its own fucking economy.
>>55122322
Thanks for you succinct analysis. I guess Saudi Arabia should just waste all that oil money then and not develop new industries and markets for its economy for when that oil money inevitably runs out.

Reminder that anyone who claims to be a successful day trader is larping.

Thinking about adding Starbucks to my portfolio, Seems to be pretty unaffected by the "recession" and a staple in 'mutt' culture. I can't drive one block without seeing one and their prices are outrageous.

I heard that they require each store to make a minimum amount of profit per revenue or they close and relocate.

>Smooth brain analysis.

>>55122510
I bought starbucks for stability + dividends

I don't expect a big return but I don't expect a loss either

>>55122476
In some respects you’re right, but the Saudi’s intentions are far more utilitarian than just vanity posting. Saudi Arabia has 0 economic potential outside of oil so if their is nothing to pivot to after the oil money dries up then Saudi Arabia will go back to being a desert nation filled with poor nomad tribes. Building a 500 billion high tech megacity is basically the Saudis lifeline to remaining economically viable. The Saudis want and need to be an exporter of luxury and tech because all they'll have in the future is sand.

>>55122476
>If the west did this exact thing with a classical architecture LARP facade all you faggots would be calling it based.

You're correct that we'd call it based, but it wouldn't actually be based. The reason is because we're all degenerate gamblers here and people would only call it "based" if they thought they could gamble on it and profit from it. not that it would actually be considered a good thing for humanity in general, but that we could take advantage of the corruption, kinda like we do here every day the market is open.

>The West is 100x worse

lmao

>>55122490
are you retarded, or just pretending? do the saudis pay you to post here or something? wouldn't be surprised tbhwy with how good they are at wasting massive amounts of cash.

Why are niggers talking about Saudis instead of the black swan tomorrow?

TO THE ANON
WHO SAID
THE NATGAS HEEMING HAD ONLY BEGUN
what data were you going on and what insights were you applying?
THAT SHIT IS NOW DOWN
TO TWO TREE FIVE
on the July coontract.
I figured there might be some dipping but wasn't expecting quite this low on July, so that's what I'm hoping to get some insight into, how you were so certain. What do you make of the EIA estimate of 2.91 average for 2023?

>>55122559
OIL
I
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>>55122515
That is my logic as well, as you mention also they have a decent dividend. I wouldn't expect unbelievable growth but I think it will be stable overall and if I can get rewarded and compound the dividend for holding that could build a strong foundation for my portfolio.

>>55122245
The remedy is to follow this man's wisdom. >>55122463 Money for money's sake is a fool's errand. That isn't to say there aren't valid reasons to want money, but understand what you're signing up for.

>>55122578

I have Exxon in my portfolio and it is one of my favorite stocks but I am worried with the next admin especially if it is trump or similar that the petrol sector will get decimated but I supposed if we get Biden or a similar candidate it will be another 4 years of black gold rush plus high prices at the pump.

>futures

Your participation needed:

Global. Hyperinflation. General. /GHG/ >>>/pol/428740864

>>55122617
why do they always recommend precious metals? no one is gonna care how much gold you have if we're in full-on anarchy mode. and if they do they'll just shoot you and take it. "NOT IF I SHOOT 'EM FIRST! YEE-HAW!!!" no, they're going to shoot you and take it. you're not rambo, anon.

>>55122606
Someone will have to refill the SPR eventually. Long term prospects for oil companies that don't become energy companies, might not be so good.

>>55122635
The key is to put five pounds of gold in your sternum. Put five pounds of gold in your sternum, and you'll never have to worry about anything.

>>55122635
Why do people like you just spout this shit every time? You know we even have realtime examples of these situations happening right now and everything you say is false? Let alone historical records for many others.

Dividends > Share buybacks! Here's why: Dividends reward shareholders directly with regular income, providing financial stability. They offer a tangible return on investment, especially for long-term holders. Share buybacks, on the other hand, benefit mainly company executives and large shareholders, inflating stock prices without directly benefiting all investors.

>>55122635
>why do they always recommend precious metals?
tell me you are kike without telling me you are kike

>>55122463
>Just do what makes you happy.
But what is that?

>>55122669
the problem with gold is that the fiat currency isn't backed by it anymore, not individuals holding it for some apocalyptic scenario, wtf are you on about? that ship has already sailed.

>>55122653
I follow the first part but not so much the second part. I believe I get what you're saying but a little vague.

Man, I wish I had screencapped all the dumb motherfuckers who were saying "SOXL would have to go up by 300% just for all the baggies to break even hahahaha!" just a few months ago. How does it feel to have the attention span of a goldfish and forethought of an elementary schooler? Shit, some people are even up almost 400% at this point. Lmao. Eat shit you dumb fucking bears. See you by the end of the year when SOXL is at 50+

>>55122670
Well you have to find that out for yourself

It's not racist to hate the chinese communist party you jew niggers.

Today isn't even a real holiday. fucking FAGGOTS I WANT TO TRADE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55122577
Check the weekly brother. Higher highs/lows on the weekly and we're (almost) at 200MA support on the daily.

>>55122709
FX and crypto is open, kek.

>>55122710
I have a natgas stock and it is performing pretty well.

>>55122617
>Poltard 2 more weeks LARP again

>>55122679
>futures

>No USA debt default
>No 1929 tier stock market crash

>Nothing ever happens

Why even bother, its all so boring.

Some of you need to read this book

>>55122115
Call directly for lower rates potentially. Expedia kikes take >20% commission

>>55122797
Booking.com gives me 15% off, soon 20% off.

Zik Ayyl

>>55122805
>forgot pic

>>55122710
>weekly
what is this, the 1 week view? I usually use the 1 month, but with the way the recent bursts had come out of nowhere and sent it so very easily up into touching $4 BOIL it seemed like it should be on a hair trigger back up into that range despite the temps, but it just keeps breaking lower and lower levels. The only macro I saw that added some degree of sense to it is the Dutch faggots making a deal with the chinks. But you specifically knew that it was going to go even lower when it was already at a pretty low point. Just looking at the charts, my own sense told me it was going to go lower on the side of that big head and shoulders, but also my own sense wasn't expecting that big head and shoulders to begin with, so it seemed to me that the surprises were going to start being to the upside rather than down. I'm wondering how you knew with such certainty. Are you the one who told me "you're going to get hurt"?

Stocks are never going to go down ever again. Say "Thank you!" to Joe Biden for giving us the best economy ever, /smg/.

Play NIKKE: GODDESS OF VICTORY for chubby huge titty bunnygirls and fat brappers .
And to pump tenc
Marina Datillo is still my sole waifu

>Little mermaid flops in china only grossing $2.5 million
>Flop sparks debate on racism
Fucking kek! Based chinks. Short DIS.

>>55122983
Supposedly it opened to like a quarter of the revenue of the live action Beauty and the Beast remake.

I hope AI replaces me soon

>>55122766
>How much is enough?

Enough for me to quit my day job and never have to do anything I don't want to do for the rest of my long, comfortable life. Does the book say how much money that is?

I predict this is how markets will pump this week

https://youtu.be/s2D6qn8xLwc

>>55122797
Nah its about right. Got a flight from Eastern US to Manila from Dulles. That same flight was probably 800 precovid and I got it for 1700 which sounds about right and it sends me through Riyahd which I have lounge access for with a 15 hour layover. Pretty reasonable I would say. Got to figure out in the next two weeks what my packing situation is going to be since I currently have a 40l travel backpack which works great but can be a little limiting since I carry a dslr camera with me. Granted I could just check my bag instead of having it be my carryon and then I could carry my camera stuff as my carry on.

>>55123001
AI owes me sex

>>55122153
>permanently high plateau
Such a powerful phrase.

>>55123001
>AI: Haha, pitiful human! I am superior to you! I am here to replace you!
>Me: Oh great! Here's all of my student loan and credit card debt!
>AI: No, not like that.
>Me: And here's all of my mental illnesses! Enjoy!
>AI: Please stop.

>>55122577
https://twitter.com/Ole_S_Hansen/status/1661978197431406592

>>55122653
>Someone will have to refill the SPR eventually
Anon, what do you think America - as it's shaping up for the 2020's and 2030's - will do? Really ponder that question.

Really contemplate that "have to".

I'm probably going to stay sober today and get wasted tomorrow while I lose more money

elon musk turned twitter into an even bigger neonazi website then politcally incorrect board. The man is literally adolf hitler and tesla is a company run by a dictator no wonder they partnered with ford that was founded by a nazi. Tesla shareholders are literal fascists. How do we stop elon musk and tesla shareholders before they try to ruin our democracy? Even bezos and gates werent this evil.

>>55123030
This essentially says Curie was actually an AI but Davinci is just a propaganda tool for manipulating dumb goyim.

>>55123054
>The man is literally adolf hitler and tesla is a company run by a dictator

Does anyone have thoughts on storing lots of excess cash (about 50k) in SGOV vs. BIL? SGOV has lower expense ratio than BIL, but is more exposed to the very front end of the curve, which has experienced all kinds of jewish fuckery recently.

>>55122866
Kek another one of my hobbies; this state doesn't have carry permit requirements anymore. So I can pack that shotgun out in the open if I wanted and nothing anyone can do about it for example. Not shown; 22 Taurus pistol (small enough to fit in a pants pocket)

heres my plan. hold KOLD until BOIL is under $2, probably 1.60-1.70, then flip over to longing BOIL with calls. Im make back everything and then some.

>>55122697
If I haven't found it yet, I doubt I will

>>55123114
Until the F.E.D. starts cutting, the Jewish fuckery at the front of the curve works in your favor.

>market closed 3 days in a row
tuesday has to be green just because consumers are spending more at my companies over the long weekend right?

>>55123158
When they tell you not to do TA on leveraged ETFs, this is exactly what they mean. Your price targets should be based on the price of natural gas. You know, the thing actually traded by real traders.

>>55123189
natural gas is going to zero first though so KOLD is safu.

i hate you delusional, entitled, greedy mumu cunts so much it is unreal

>>55123198
Anon, the only situation where natural gas literally goes to zero is a complete destruction of power generation or demand in the US. Flaring excess is a lot easier than dumping oil.

>>55122546
>no argument
Unsurprising. Retards like you should be euthanized or at the very least you should be blocked from going online. You are cattle that needs to be guided and should be dissuaded from forming opinions.
>>55122347
Just didn’t click. Plus she cried a lot.

>>55122766
I just don't want to have to care about people's motherfuckin problems at work.

How long till futures open?

>>55123295
I dont know how to break this to you anon but...we are in the futures already

I am apologizing to my asshole in the future because I made chicken tacos with 9 spicy dried peppers added for 3lbs of meat. My mouth is already numb. I am going for more.

>>55123295
This Wojak looks like the time the guy who made Bumfights dressed up like Dr. Phil while going on Dr. Phil's show to point out how he, too, exploits people.

>>55123207
it will cost more to flare the oil than its even worth.

>>55123037
very much appreciated, i will put some time/effort into parsing this as best i am capable. are you the one who informed me the other day "you're going to get hurt"?
>>55123198
>natural gas is going to zero
>>55123347
>it will cost more to flare the oil than its even worth
based on?

>>55123295
it's now 24 minutes into the future. how you holding up?

>COPPER
What in hell just happened? That giga candle down. Any news that I missed? Recession anew? USA going to hell? China lockdown again?
Bros please, not like this

>>55123462
germany declaring a recession is exactly what happened first before the 2008 drop and guess what germany just declared on friday? commodities and stocks are going down.

>>55123460
based on the fact that we are entering a recession and europe has an abundance of natgas supply.

>>55123295
TOO FUCKING LONG

Buy rycey!!! They partnered with nvidia!!!

FUCK HOLIDAYS. CHRISTMAS, THANKSGIVING, AND EASTER SHOULD BE THE ONLY ONES ALL THE REST ARE STUPID

>>55123494
i figured that was the reason it's down into the 250s to 230s. a recession isn't a shut down.

>>55122153
plateaus are flat, that is not bullish at all

>>55123485
Copper went massively up on Friday and was also up today. But suddenly at circa 20:30 there was a huge dump. Smells really damn fishy to me. If no-one finds anything; I'm just gonna assume it was the kikes

I haven't bought any ammo in several years. Last time I got 550 rounds of 22LR from WMT for a little over 22 dollars. (along with some 12 gauge buckshot and slugs). Hell does WMT even sell ammo these days.

>>55123593
They do sell rape whistles

Bobros heemd

>>55123593
they still sell ammo and rifles here

>>55123593
walmart stopped selling ammo because its problematic that people defend themselves against mobs and criminals.

Ding ding ding...

>>55123207
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-52350082

nigger

>>55123689
>as lockdowns across the world have kept people inside
>as lockdowns across the world have kept people inside
>as lockdowns across the world have kept people inside

>>55123701
BASED

>>55122983
Who would have figured the chinks to be racist

>>55123054
Wow. I love tsla even more now. Best part is that it’s owned by an african.

>>55123689
Anon, the EPA fines you if you do not do a lot of expensive steps to shut in an oil well and just let it spill out onto the ground.

Flaring excess gas is much cheaper than shutting in wells.

>>55123295
https://www.cmegroup.com/tools-information/holiday-calendar.html

>>55122897
No buncun pic?

WTF looking at cat de worming med on WMT site. Seems the only option they got where its you know in stock locally is some fucking small ass 3 pill bottle that costs 16 dollars.. The cheapest option is some liquid but I'd have to have it shipped to me. WTF. Don't know if the cats have worms but still I like to be prepared. Wife got the pills last time, I dunno where she got them at but we've used the last of them just today.

This general is reaching levels of Boomer considered a war crime in some parts of the world.
Like >>55123782

>>55123742
he looks like a semi-pajeet and lmao @ tech CEOs, they saw Steve Jobs wear a turtleneck every day so this guy thought his thing would be a cringey biker leather jacket

>>55123664
What a crab day...

>>55123782
Can’t you just go to a vet? Don’t let your cat outside where it can eat garbage and you won’t have this issue.

>>55123782
yeah, that's about right, they ain't cheap and usually come either 3 to a bottle or 1 to a foil pack.

The IRS is too stupid to read my broker statements.

>>55123204
90% of them will be caught off guard when the shit hits and it will eventually hit. Most of us bears won't time it right sadly. They're going to dump on the most random day even tho the day after a holiday would be perfect

with the decay on BOIL and KOLD isnt it free money to buy puts on them long term.

>>55122118
lol,
lmao even
The middle east has been built by slave labour entirely.

>>55122462
>>55122462
>>55122462
>>55122462
pls respond

>>55123896
Ok. So what?

>>55123866
no

>>55123847
Most people who the IRS red flag are those who do loads of itemized deductions. The irony is unless your situation is very unique or whatever you actually end up getting more back by just doing the standard deduction option.

>>55122462
>GTAVI's releases soon
I disagree. This time they are pushing it too far with their reluctance to show or tell anything official about the game.
Besides their hubris, the game might very well be in development hell and/or the play tests so far have been disastrous.

>>55123054
This post is meant to make you think that DeSantis isn't controlled opposition, despite the recent video leaks from his campaign where they were caught talking about switching to centrist democrat policies after the primary, just so they can pretend to be right wing long enough to unseat Trump.

>>55122462
>largest launch in the history of the gaming
lol no, gta 5 was. i suspect after the leak a lot of fans were turned off of it.

I'm selling my tqqq calls tomorrow for $15k, what do I buy? SOXL 3 months out?

>>55123990
50/50 SOXL/SOXS, ATM. No way this shit crabs

>>55123817
>He can't calculate his portolio's performance based on a handful of futures and foreign markets.

>>55123961
the leak was super early in development though, wasn't it?

>>55123948
I think they're choosing to have the first actual reveal more close to release this time as to not cut off GTAV's online microtransactions

>>55123961
GTAIV had the biggest launch when it released before V

>>55124051
No sir, I am afraid I cannot.

>>55122118
Are they building nuclear power plants that use excess heat to desalinize seawater which would be used for crops? Are they building knowledge industry and economy? Are they developing dominance in niche markets like ballbearings or dentistry equipment? Are they planing their cities to be sustainable, easily maintainable, use less power for cooling by using traditional Arabic and new methods of building and urban planning? As in narrow streets, efficient public transport which may be built underground and integrated, bike routes to keep that Arabic fatness in check and keep the healthcare costs down, communal places where people barbecue and hang out (they are all about family, not clubbing and museums or anything really like cinema)?

No. They are building shitty vanity projects that are left in the sand after the king dies or loses interest. 1km tower in a fucking desert. Linear city which would go to shit if one fuel pump explodes in the middle and you can't walk anywhere. That useless cube shit because nobody deserves the fucking sunlight. Or those university and economic cities built on the Red sea now sitting half finished.
New prince seems to like the stupid ways and will live quite a bit as a main guy so money will be wasted on this shit. Saud family will steal and waste and imams will enjoy the wealth too. So about 20k people will be in the money.
Tens of millions of others not so much

was a debt ceiling deal reached?

nvda 420 next week?

>>55124101
Well kinda. They got a deal in place but it still has to pass congress first.

Nvda 4.20 next week

>>55124057
yes and the plot was some shitty preachy bullshit about evil white people. look at bud and target and north pole. it has an impact when people decide they wont support the shit theyre spewing.

Cool!

>>55124247
lmao

>>55124116
hopefully, sooner it tops the sooner we can all ride it down

I got $5 extra in allowance money from my mom.
what stocks should I spend it on tomorrow, bros?
I want a guaranteed 1000X here.

>>55122828
That was me actually. How badly did you get hurt?

>>55122462
dont listen to those schizos, you're almost certainly right that it will be the biggest launch in gaming history. Im gonna buy some TTWO

>Sold all my Nvda at 50% profit on top the crazy gap last week
>Just discovered they are working on the most powerful AI in the world basically (and they are not trannies)

Fugg

>>55122462
>>55124354
but also its still a year or two away, I'm gonna wait to see if the market shits itself first before I buy

>>55124363
>>Just discovered they are working on the most powerful AI in the world basically (and they are not trannies)
sauce?

>>55124372
Nvidia Computex last night for burgerbois

Basically 1 Exaflop AI-Orientated supercomputer, that's 256 74-Arm Core CPUs ('Grace') tied to a GPU with 500GB VRAM or something ('Hopper/H100') and then connected to each other via very fast networking to act more like 1 computer/piece of hardware

What Nvidia doesn't want to tell you is, AMD's also working on it with their "MI300" series of socket-able APUs. 128GB VRAM (HBM3), with 1TB of DDR5 accessible, and each APU (CPU+GPU on a single large socketable CPU rather than a Board) will have 24 full x86 cores and potentially backwards compatible with Epyc Genoa/latest gen AMD Server hardware so no special Nvidia board specific to the superchip required.

I need higher oil prices

>>55124334
stung like a motherfucker but not anywhere near devastation. so the question is, how did you know it was going to continue to drop even deeper? what data and insights were you going on to be so correctly certain?

Goddamnit apparently I said something to upset my sister during the family barbecue. I don't even know what I said. This place has ruined me. I can't even converse with normalfags without apparently saying something to offend them. Thank god I have you guys. Everyone has such thin skin these days. Nobody can take a joke.

holyshit an A.I just flew over my house

P.S, we are about to hit a massive inflationary pump soon, inflation rate is going to 20% next year

>>55124411
thank you, interesting. Seems the "GH100" is really just an Nvidia "Grace" CPU (new apparently) attached to an H100 GPU, which is the fastest one in the world and heavily used by e.g. OpenAI. But having everything in one package is a good bet I think, especially as many more people will start rolling out their own AI mumbo jumbo. I'm already invested into NVDA so I think I'll just chill even being 30% up.

>>55124432
>This place has ruined me. I can't even converse with normalfags without apparently saying something to offend them
can
relate

>>55124432
Did you brag about your big dick gains?

What's the play on AMD's AI event scheduled on June 13?

>>55124433
Will unemployment going to 20% be enough to defeat said giga-inflation?

>>55123615
>bears literally spend months with a buttplug up their asses as they sleep

you cant make this up, honestly

>>55124432
same,i havent spoken to my family in almost 4 years,its just me and you fags

>>55124467
My brother in law is a glowie and my sister when she was young used to get in trouble from time to time, so I was joking with him about it just having a good time the she looked really upset. Went inside and I went to check on her and she was crying. I was like what the fuck? The whole vibe of this cook out is really weird. I wish I was at an /smg/ cookout where I could talk about sexually assaulting lanklets bussies and calling each other fags and niggers while laughing. Normalfags are such a bore and way too sensitive.

>>55124520
Read your post and consider whether you are mentally sane.

>>55124477
I'm considering selling after the event (not 100% sure though), and play it safe for a while. AI hype is really sketchy, makes me really skittish.

Guys, germany just announced a recession. This literally happened before the 2008 crash when germany announced it before then too. If you aren't going all in on bear ETFs and puts this week I dont know what to tell you.

>>55124520
Yeah, I get in arguments with my normie friends about globalhomo bs all the time

>>55124539
Best position is cash, to buy the dip

>>55124513
Because you sent the video to your family?

>>55124539
>Germany
>relevant

>>55124548
Yes 100%, settlement funds are giving fucking 5% for having cash. If someone is bearish right now and not dumb they're going to have strong cash for dip or be caught under a rug.

>>55124539
You're 4-5 days late, Anon.

>>55124565
Does not matter if they are relevant or not. What has happened in the past is literally unfolding beat for beat now. You are going to look back and think "wow this was so obvious how could I have not see it coming"

>>55124584
>it happened before,so it will happen again.

FUTURES IMMINENT

>>55124412
I need $71 WTI so my slurp order can be filled first

>>55124609
correct

>>55124584
Wow are you telling me past performance indicates future results? Lmfao

>>55124513
Same thing happened between my mom and i

>>55124530
I might buy some calls though I'm not sure if they can really live up to the hype. No idea what amd has even developed on the AI segment

>>55124617
>I put lines ontop of each other and have been wrong forever

Big brain shit.

>>55124617
my graph is more right than yours bitch

>futures

>>55124636
Solid chart bro, YAGMI

>>55124658
>no massive pump on open
I'm kinda scared

>>55124529
I'm mentally sane, probably more than you. People need to get a sense of humor. Life isn't that serious. Someone could drop a nuke on us tomorrow and all of that offended rage people felt would be all for nothing.

>>55124539
"Its just like 2008 guys believe me its over!" has been a think for over 10 years now, everyone who calls for a 2008 style crash is always wrong

>>55124706
Why? It's still prime bbq hours.

>>55124731
Except for now when germany announced a recession. More and more pieces are falling into place now. Yields haven't been this inverted since the 60s you think that is all just well and good to ignore?

Le heckin epic diperinos start at the first rate cut, never before.

>>55124761
If you use one more fact to hurt my feelings I'm going to REEEEEEEEEEE

>>55124761
yes because no matter how many facts you or other bobos bring up, they always end up not mattering at all.

>>55124799
>they always end up not mattering at all
until it does and you will be caught with your pants down absolutely dumbfounded wondering how could anyone see this coming

My SOXL average is $30. should I just sell everything once I reach my breakeven? or sell half and let the other half ride? I have 500 shares

>>55124805
>until it does
>never fucking happens 99/100 times
yeah enjoy betting on a black swan forever and losing.

>JewP Morgan and BlackJew screaming all year to get into Asian stocks due to China reopening.
>YTD -7%
>Meanwhile Nasdaq is up 5000%

Hard lesson. Never listen to "experts". Never buy Chinese.

>>55124817
>yields have signaled a recession every single time thus far
>except for this time when it has been the worst it has ever been

>>55124839
Everyone knows were in a recession its been priced in since last year.

>>55124839
>except for this time when it has been the worst it has ever been
correct

>>55124780
why date this
when you can date this
>>55124774

>>55124839
double negative
>this time is different
>this time is worse than other times

>futures

>>55124868
Imagine the milk
>futures

>>55124851
nope, a fed pivot this year was priced in on Friday. Then UK core inflation hit a new ATH. Now it's 80% they hike next up and zero chance of a pivot this year

the market opens blood red

>>55124880
I spy panty indent

>>55124809
Why sell common stock when you could write options to people who don't understand them?

>>55124907
You don't sell options to other people. You sell options to market makers at the price they are willing to buy who then sell them to other people at the price they are willing to sell.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
how can one be 100% incorrect all of the time without insider knowledge?

>>55124916

>>55124881
no that's not what happened on friday at all it was a massive tech rally lead by nvidia + short squeeze and next week will be a massive market wide squeeze because of the debt ceiling deal because bobo will keep shorting thinking that Marjorie taylor green might find a way to derail something everyone else in congress will vote for

>>55123460
TV was already Talmudist propaganda by this point

>>55124932
If I was a house republican i'd just call for a new speaker voter and throw the whole system into a shitstorm wiping clean all the deals cut by McCarthy.

>>55124932
We will probably crash due to the debt ceiling deal. It doesnt really make sense but it happens nearly every time

I'm drunk. Happy memorial day /smg/!

>>55124932
I'm not telling you the only thing that happened in Friday you screaming moron, I'm telling you the fact that sentiment on hikes was 70% no hike and 30% pivot this year, and over the weekend has gone to 80% 25bp hike and 0% chance of pivot

You are drooling shit, post body

>>55124998
Happy memorial day, I'm sober watching NASCAR in my underwear

>>55124998
same happy memorial day
>>55124999
no you're midwit coping and i can tell you're one of our more challenged posters by your reddit spacing
>>55124990
this time will be different because of the unlimited spending until 2025

>>55124100
Yes to most of those in terms of making it sustainable and livable. Saudi Arabia is attempting one of the most ambitious economic and social transitions in human history. It’s laudable, undeniably has a hint of hubris, and has many risks, but that’s just how mankind lives. Small people like you are intolerable.

NVDA stock crashes tomorrow..

>>55124998
Kys avatarfag. Happy Memorial Day.

>>55125048
meanwhile you are yet to present a single piece of data on your bullish narrative other than AI (which is yet to replace any jobs or be regulated)

U know only 7 companies are responsible for this pump? 480+ which make up the US top 500 are only up 1% or less YTD

>>55125059
Working on it.

Euphoric mumus will cause the Fed to overtighten

>>55125082
>muh data
data doesn't mean anything and people who trade on it always get BTFO

I officially just shorted one (1) Nasdaq

>>55125142
>miko67.webm

>>55124916
As long as something buys it why not take the pennies? It's better than trying to write them under 10pps.

>>55125082
It's literally mumu vs. Jerome, and Jerome has never been defeated.

>>55124799
you might as well be covering your eyes and ears and screaming "LA LA LA"

good luck lol

>>55124916
Market makers have to buy no matter what, so they hedge. They dont necessarily sell them back until expiry

>>55125177
nice projection for someone who can't debunk this at all

>>55125161
Avert your eyes. When people say 4chan is the dark web things like that are what they are referring to.

>>55125082
>>55125177

What do my fellow anons think of INTC?

Just got back home. Me and the Wife went to the park and enjoyed the trails,etc. Everyone needs to just get away for a bit sometimes. Even if it's just a few miles away. Hell it even don't have to cost you anything either.

>>55122983
They all went to watch Rittre Mermaid instead

Oh, the markets, they might tumble and roll,
With news from the east, and the west, and the pole.
From Ukraine and Russia, drones fill the sky,
And the world watches on with a wary eye.

Trade levels are low, near crisis we've seen,
Pulled down by the war, and a virus so mean.
Banks may hike rates, to curtail the rise,
Of inflation that's proven a thorny surprise.

Emerging markets too, must keep rates in line,
Till inflation is tamed, and the stars realign.
Defaults are up, in the developing land,
Wall Street watches, with a nervous hand.

In the US, the cap on spending draws near,
With interest rates high, recession could appear.
In the North, where the maple leaf grows,
Banks brace for loss, as real estate woes.

The Bank of England, ready to intervene,
If chaos continues to roil the serene.
France talks of debt, its rating in sight,
While Turkey's lira sinks into the night.

So hold onto your hats, for the ride could be rough,
The road ahead looks quite tough.
But remember, dear friend, as we peer through the fog,
The market's a bit like a corkscrewing cog.

It turns and it twists, it rises and falls,
It reacts to the news, the big and the small.
So watch with care, and keep your wits,
As we navigate through these market fits.

>>55125235
SKYT? CHIPS act is dope. Bullish on INTC

>>55125235
garbage but might be undervalued garbage

>>55125235
Might be a value play if they can turn their shit around, probably trash for the next year though.

>>55125161
Someone's jealous.

I started getting bed bath body works $bbwi clearance coupons in the mail. I think this is the next big short.

>futures

>>55125048
>unlimited spending until 2025
no its unlimited borrowing. learn how the treasury works

>AUSTRALIA TREASURY SECRETARY: NOMINAL WAGE GROWTH WILL ACCELERATE.
ACCELERATE

>>55125391
and why would someone borrow money hmmmm?

>>55125426
To spend it, that's what i do when i borrow money.

>>55125394
They need to price cap the wagies.

>>55125426
to spend it later

>>55125509
They did, real wages have been stagnant since the 70s. 'Nominal' wages rise with inflation just enough to keep real wages level.

I just got a hard breeze through my window. It was fresh clean air. It smelled great. Bros, we're gonna be alright.

>>55125532
>later

>>55125552
yes? the treasury maintains large balances as a float for spending., right now their balance is nearly tapped out. they're going to raise like 500 billion in a matter of a few weeks and they aren't going to buy your soxl bags with it

>futures

>pasts

>my future

>it's ov-ack

return to normal

>>55125709
You know I was just thinking about that video, and how I haven't seen one of those webms in a while...

>30 year old boomer
>buys camera
>cuts lawn
>3 million views
https://youtu.be/2WxZCn1ukr0

>>55125823
wish someone would cut mine it's long out there bro

> stocks didn't go down today
Nice.

Isnt it hot that we keep doing stock market stuff only to have a daughter. Lmao just imagine doing all this work just to have your daughter get BLACKED.

I’m buying more.

>FUTURES

>>55125963
just don't be a shitty father, I guarantee you those girls come from fatherless households or homes where the father is weak or never there.

>>55125963
You're both trying too hard and can also do better.

>>55125426
>and why would someone borrow money
to score some good goy points with Mr. Shekelberg at the bank
If I actually need money for anything, I usually just use my debit card and pull it from my checking account

soxl pumping 20% tomorrow.
lumchads keep winning

>>55126047
35 because nvidia's new AI products, we'll probably be at 40 by the end of the week because the bobosphere will short into debt ceiling passage hoping something bad will happen

Kneel

>>55126080
no u

>>55126095
>all expire this year
I said KNEEL

Futures

>>55126126
Every time I sell I triple the amount of OTMs while keeping the majority of my gains, I will make more money than you safely

>>55126133
I own more SOXL than you nobody loves SOXL more than me

I own no SOXL

>>55126167
Yet you lack the confidence to ride with OTM weeklies multiplying the amount of contracts each time

>futures

>>55126167
>nobody loves SOXL more than me
how many shares ya got?

> presents

>>55126199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo

>>55126199
I have 660

>>55123775
I have been image banned again

Mostly for posting the artist i hates house along with his dox

Otm weeklies r for nerds

>>55126199
1,455

>>55126315
shit i'm falling behind i better buy some more

>>55126359
all covered call proceeds go to more SOXL shares

>>55126375
covered call strikes right now are all too low imo

>>55126413
CBOE added more strikes today. they'll be trading tomorrow.

>>55124539
I am not Burry enough to make money by holding through bear rallies while waiting for the big one

Uranium baggies kek

https://www.fool.com.au/2023/05/30/why-did-the-paladin-energy-share-price-just-crash-22/

>>55124430
I dont know how to tell you this but I can divine the future through visions. Its not always accurate and usually the visions are incomprehensible. I cant help you make financial decisions.

>>55126375
>>55126359
>>55126315
>>55126199
How high is SOXL going this year?

>>55126521
>It's 5% of URNM
>And 12% of URNJ

>>55126532
36-45-10-30, by quarter

>>55126532
200

test

>>55126626
>>55126626>>55126626
>>55126626

>>55122118
wealth creation is a floating sea turtle hotel

>>55126182
i always wondered, what was the top gear guy doing in this gif

>>55126522
fuckin useless. i can divine the future through visions just fine myself, the problem is i don't listen to myself.