/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55121014
>sucking a billionaire's cock on memorial day
>(for free, like a jannie)
OOOOHHH SSSSAAAAYYYY CCCAAANNNNN YYOOOOUUUU SSSEEEEEEE

>>55121014
OK, Lauren.

>>55121014
you forgot the part where he borrowed hundreds of thousands of dollars from family and friends to start his company and was able to borrow more money while the company initially operated at a loss.

>>55121064
you forgot the part where he was highschool valedictorian then top of his class in ivy league engineering and president of his engineer frat then worked in quant finance for a decade before pitching them the idea and could have gotten vc funding regardless

>>55121064
That's not particularly hard for the average person to do. A business loan is about 20% down, that's the same as a house, and middle-class people buy rental properties on a mortgage all the time. If you saved up your money, you could get a six-figure business loan too.

>>55121083
And? Am I supposed to dislike him for being smart?

>>55121064
>>55121083
You mean he did not work as much as people say? He does not work 200 hours a week personally in his company?
That he is not a supernatural super hero originating from a lower class but a spoiled child from a degenerate greedy part of society that is insanely rich profiteering from the working class?
You mean we forget this?

>>55121014
he was a wall street guy before founding amazon retard

>>55121149
Anon if I handed you half a billion dollars you still wouldn't be able to make a company 1% as successful as amazon

>>55121083
>sucking billionaire cock this hard
He doesn’t even consider you as a valid life form, why are you bothering with this?

>>55121083
Sorry for >>55121138 I just saw the point you were trying to make.

>>55121169
And? How does that detract from him?

>>55121241
>noooo you just have to hate the billionaires because you just do, okay? you can only say nice things about the proles, even if most of them are unproductive, financially irresponsible leaches with double-digit IQ's

>>55121014
I love Amazon

>>55121014
>raised in a middle-class household

his business was never profitable and he took loans from billionaires who wanted to centralize the retail market.

>>55121177
If you would hand me half a billion dollar, we would see how many billionaire cockroaches this amount of money can erase from this world before the money - or I - runs out.

And people would make statues for both of us for doing it.

>>55121770
>nooooo he exists and has money therefore he's evil! kill him! kill him! i'm the good person! greed is bad, that's why my politics center around giving me more money!
Please get a real job or at least go back to /r/antiwork.

>Why am I supposed to dislike this man?
Because he contributes to the goyification of everything.
It's not obligatory.
I mean, you could just not care.

>>55121064
And yo forgot the negative tax is pays (lol) and also that amazon will go bancrupt was a literal quote from bezos.

>>55121926
>Goyification
Meaningless buzzword

Jeffrey Preston Jorgensen was born in Albuquerque, New Mexico, on January 12, 1964,[12] the son of Jacklyn (née Gise) and Ted Jorgensen.[13] At the time of Jeff's birth, his mother was a 17-year-old high-school student and his father was 19 years old.[14] Jorgensen was a Danish American unicyclist[15] born in Chicago to a family of Baptists.[16] After completing high school despite challenging conditions, Jacklyn attended night school, bringing her baby with her.[17] Jeff attended a Montessori school in Albuquerque when he was two years old.[18]

Ted Jorgensen drank and struggled financially.[19] Jacklyn left her husband to live with her parents, filing for divorce in June 1965 when Jeff was seventeen months old.[20]

After his parents divorced, his mother married Cuban immigrant Miguel "Mike" Bezos in April 1968.[21] Shortly after the wedding, Mike adopted four-year-old Jeff, whose surname was then legally changed from Jorgensen to Bezos.[22] Gise, her husband and her son left the area and asked Jorgensen to discontinue contact, to which he agreed.[23]
Just lol

>r/antiwork tier rich people hate on /biz/ of all places
Gtfo, we need no spiritual (and of course also material) poverty on this board. If you at least hated on some actual retard faggot like Elon Musk I'd get it, but there's really no reason to hate Bezos if you don't work at some Amazon warehouse or happen to have been put outta business by him

While we're on Bezos, can we talk about the real deal behind the bimbo he's now engaged to? Bitch looks like a living fuckdoll with exaggerated tits, always going around in shirts that show her nipples.

Did he dump his old wife because she wouldn't do some kinky shit? Maybe even BBC? I bet Lauren Sanchez has a QOS tattoo above her pussy. Don't forget Bezos has been seen hanging out with huge rappers, NFL guys, and big black nerds like Van Jones. All of them are black.

>>55121014
>still a bald manlet

Does Amazon have a slave labor cult in its warehouses?

>>55123452
Worshipping globohomo is spiritual rot

>pitch an idea
>hire coders to make it for you
wow

>>55122135
No.
Goyification is a summary of everything becoming as cheap to produce and expensive as possible to sell.
From the quality of food, the quality of products, the quality of service, the quality of media, the quality of data, the quality of air itself.
I'll give you an example of the goyification process.
>you discover service that or well run
>you advertise this to your frens
>your frens all try it and advertise to their frens
>it begins a minor trend
>investors see trend and inb4 the wider market knowing the avalanche has begun
>they build, hire, rent, or otherwise obtain the infrastructure to provide the service as cheap as possible and try to sell it for the highest possible price
>they begin to advertise
>now the original service cannot compete
>it sells out, closes down or adjusts to the mean
>now you no longer have the good service anywhere
>but everyone else won't stop telling you how good the service is
>you know it is not because you can compare the before and after
>you tell them so and they just get angry at you for being 'entitled'
This is goyification, a natural process of the free market.

>>55123452
I hate him because I can't sell literal fucking ebooks on Amazon without him taking the lions share of the cut.

I mean, imagine that shit. You write a whole fucking book, it's all digitalized so there's no physical cost to produce it, store it, or ship it, and Amazon still takes 60% of the profit. For no other reason than that they were able to build a monopoly AT A LOSS through mega investment globohomocorp putting smaller competitors (with better overall businesses that offer better benefits to actual producers) out of business by pouring money into steamrolling them.

Bezos and everyone he's associated with should be castrated with a rusty spoon and strung up in the streets. There's no reason these parasites should be allowed to live, let alone profit, off the backs of hardworking proles.

>>55121014
Don't forget he didn't steal a virginal 18 year old to be his wife and/or fucktoy, instead he went to the woman unemployment line and picked up a used and bogged roastie... unlike all the poorfag low IQ "chads" on dating apps
Bezos should change his name to Basedzos

>>55124882
Make your own amazon then chud, thats the cost of doing buainess

>>55121014
ok i still don't like him though

>>55123513
Good genetics are one of the only things money can't buy.

>>55121014
He's also an alpha that embrassed his high testosterone baldness.

Instead of virgin Musk bent on hair transplants and his finasterid dick killer to hide his insecurity.

>>55121025
>be broke demoralized faggot on le 4chins
*insert europoor anthem no one knows or cares about here*

>>55122215
>Jeffrey Preston Jorgensen was born in Albuquerque, New Mexico, on January 12, 1964,[12] the son of Jacklyn (née Gise) and Ted Jorgensen.[13] At the time of Jeff's birth, his mother was a 17-year-old high-school student and his father was 19 years old.[14] Jorgensen was a Danish American unicyclist
>Ted Jorgensen drank and struggled financially.[19] Jacklyn left her husband to live with her parents, filing for divorce in June 1965 when Jeff was seventeen months old