/biz/ - Business & Finance

You bought calls right anon?

how hi are the fregulators ? ?!

The simmy is goin sub limmy ya fill me?

I feel like it's witchign hour , financially speaking

Daily reminder that we are in full, irrational, euphoric AI tulip bubble mania
Trade accordingly
The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent

>>55116995
machine learning, very crude ml

lol long msft

Going to buy the Target dip. Theres no way it breaks support after I buy it

finna boutta T-bills

>>55117040
What flavor?

>tfw I sold on Friday
Go's fucking damnit it's gonna be so fucking green in the pre-market...

>>55116907
Lol screw stock market, I'm all in crypto now, and platforms such as Altcoinist are gonna propel me forward

>>55117096
both or get left behind bot

>>55117078
It will have to be French Onion

wow Freedom Caucus members are vocal about the latest debt ceiling deal and they're not happy. They're discontented with the way overall spending is rising and the whole compromise route. I guess they were holding out hope for a hard default. There's even a rumored petition that's garnered an undisclosed number of signatures to have the whole bill scrapped. Obviously that won't happen but it shows how mindbroken they are.

>>55117098
Slurp that tasty dip

can't wait for the market to be open tomorrow :!)

>>55117117
It's a big country, seems obvious it'd be expensive, and continue to get more expensive as population increases. Now that fiat is infinite thanks to nixon gold standard thing just seems obvious to me the debt should be infinite as well.

>>55117128
it's open now

How do I get ibkr to let me go all in on SOXL

>>55117208
call support say
>i know more than you
works every time

>>55116968
>The high endurance event ones also tend to be infertile
excuse me. wut.
you got a source for that?

>>55116937
>i hear anorexic girls don't have periods ie they can't get pregnant
This one too. source?
More believable that they’d have pregnancy issues tho, but no periods?
>press X to doubt

>>55117212
>call
That's not an option with crippling social anxiety

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4YvkZeLrjs

>>55117217
it’s true
>runnerfag

>>55117238
it won't even have begun (because the market is closed for memorial day)

For the second half of this year I'm bullish on crypto but bearish on the Nasdaq. Does this mean I´m retarded?

>>55117226
Well then you won't get your fees lowered either. Or switch to TDA and use the chat instead. Trust me they don't want to speak to you just as bad it'll be okay, you got this, get that semi bag.

>>55117238
I'm gonna be investing in a new belt from all the burgers and dogs I'll be shoving down my big fat gullet.

>>55117244
FUCK

>>55117258
Any hedge in a storm, i got fake money and a gold future long that's getting heemed but i agree the daq is waq right now getting priced out.

>>55117010
Snoysisters, not like this

how many years does the USA market have?

>>55117305
Fuck not the snoys :(

>>55117314
In real terms? Half a year.

In nominal terms? The party's just getting started.

>futures

WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU

ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER

>>55117365
Not lead poisoning

>>55117370
based