/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55110153
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,197.638B, 106P = 20.732B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,189.681B, 107P = 20.464B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q4 + FY22 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

And if there was a failed cellarboxing scenario and the number of synthetic naked shorts produced from the market maker exceeded the total float by a significant amount, would it mean the naked shorts would be impossible to close fully if significant accumulation from investors continued?

>[Bard]: As a result, if there was a failed cellarboxing scenario and the number of synthetic naked shorts produced from the market maker exceeded the total float by a significant amount, it would be impossible for the market maker to close their short positions fully if significant accumulation from investors continued. This could lead to significant losses for the market maker and could potentially bankrupt them.

>However, the potential consequences of a failed cellarboxing scenario are significant and could have a major impact on the market.

>This could lead to significant losses for the market maker and could potentially bankrupt them.
>a failed cellarboxing scenario [is] significant and could have a major impact on the market.

Kek buck brokies

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>[Bard]: Cascade of defaults: If the short sellers are unable to close their positions, they may be forced to default on their loans. This could lead to a cascade of defaults, as other market participants who are also short the stock are forced to sell their positions to cover their losses.

Kek bullet spit swappie counterparties

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>>55110240

>MUMDP
KEK

>>55110183
>>55110261
kek samefaggies

The debt ceiling and subsequent default was our last hopium of the year. We're back to four consecutive quarters of profit which will maybe attract organic interest

>>55110175
>leading the question
This thing will say whatever you want it to, this stupid AI shit is basically just spam

>>55110153
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 15th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
TDA
>RH
Stake and Hatch (NZ and Australian)

>>55110373
No MOASS No vote

>>55110400
That's retarded.

>>55110400
Same here

>>55110407
>falling for low quality bait
NGMI

Are we there yet?

>>55110407
>>55110431
Why the fuck would I go out of my way to vote when it doesn't fucking matter and none of the shitheads are doing anything anyway? 209 days of no news

Friendly reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NywdVBwzurU
>Softly as if I played piano in the dark
>Found a way to channel my anger not to embark
>The world's a stage and everybody has got to play their part
>God works in mysterious ways so when he starts
>The job of speaking through us so we be so sincere with this here
>No drugs or alcohol so I can get the signal clear as day: put my glock away I got a stronger weapon that never runs out of ammunition so I'm ready for war, okay

debt deal is performative, not going to pass.

>>55110357
A question is not a logical fallacy. It could still turn around and say "no, it doesn't work that way" and, in fact, does.

This stupid AI resistance is basically just hedgies seething.

>>55110478
US default is performative, they'll magically reach a deal last minute.

>>55110449
kek cuck nigga has to raise some nigger's kids and act gangster
lmfao as if being rich makes you any less of a fucking loser
nobody likes you and your wife has a boyfriend

>>55110450
Post position
>>55110494
You’re retarded. You basically told it what to say instead of asking what would happen. You also implanted the idea of cellar boxing. This thing has no idea what cellar boxing is, let alone the implications. This stupid ChatAI meme has gone on way too long, its fucking gay and annoying. I don’t have to be on the side of hedgies to call you out for being a dumbfuck.

>>55110571
1k in CS
600 in Fidelity

Going to sell the Fidelity shares because debt ceiling was suspended to 2025 and this piece of shit stock obviously isn't going anywhere meaningful before then

>>55110582
>Going to sell the Fidelity shares because debt ceiling was suspended to 2025 and this piece of shit stock obviously isn't going anywhere meaningful before then
I don't see how the two are related.

>55110582
Kek. Yeah you may need to try in the next thread. You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

Have fun staying zen!!!

>>55110596
Default was going to cause MOASS. Now it's off the table so we'll continue to crab at $23 for another two years because Ryan's dumbass can't get a jpeg marketplace out of Beta a year after launch

>>55110596
they have some weird talking points sometimes, I'd love to peak behind the curtain just to see what group they're actually from

>>55110617
Sure, whatever buddy.

>>55110628
Truly despicable creatures.

>>55110571
No, it already knows what cellarboxing is. That was a new tab.
>Your question is too vague. Ai a shit.
>Your question is too specific. Ai a shit.
Any more Mayo for us today, Kennyboi? Better update your own OpenAI enterprise edition license.

>>55110582
>1k in CS
>600 in Fidelity

Market crash/default causing moass was always doomer porn. They’ll never let it happen and that people can see how rigged everything is through this saga yet somehow think gme is exempt in this case is such cognitive dissonance.
>muh deflationary event
>muh hedgie collateral
>muh tax windfall
All of these copes are not preferable to most people to the market simply not crashing. Even 08 is largely retroactively catastrophized when in real time it was slow, confusing, full of misinformation, and largely felt by people in homes they couldn’t afford in the first place. Very shortly thereafter in 10 the market roared back. If gme is allowed to moon, it’ll be because it benefits tptb, and the most likely scenario for that is one in which it’s part of a larger tradfi/crypto resurgence from the current point as a flagship company into web3 planned out long ago by string pullers.

>they seriously think the deal to prevent the default will go through
>they don't know the bill has a rider that would essentially ban all porn in the US
Sex industry would dox literally everyone in office, I'm talking republicans on grindr with chat logs and pictures and democrats being outed for all manner of degenerate shit. We'd know what everyone in DC fapped to within a day. It'd make trumps waterplay tapes look like a 70's playboy in your uncle's bathroom in comparison.

>>55110716
Why, how many do you have? Jelly of my fat stack? I'll only have 1k soon don't worry

>>55110730
Did anyone actually believe a default would cause MOASS? Hedgie plants come in here and come up with their own copium that they know will never happen so that when it doesn’t they can say “what now baggies? What’s the next cope?” Why do we never talk about GameStop’s profitable quarter or the profitable quarters to come? TotK is selling like hotcakes but the hedgefags want you to pay attention to anything but the one thing that makes GameStop look good: the fundamentals.

>>55110776
Totk is going to be decent for Q2, the numbers we see from Q1 won't include it and are going to be a good baseline. Maybe the 'worst' of the year, but I still expect that it's going to end up pretty positive.

>>55110804
I expect it to be positive. We didn’t really see any major releases in Q4. Q1 we had RE4 (3.75 million copies sold), Metroid Prime (1 million copies sold) and Hogwarts Legacy (15 million copies sold). For comparison, TotK has sold 31 million.

Keep in mind that much of Q4 being positive was a result of cutting costs, not major game releases or anything of the sort.

>>55110882
It was mainly hardware sales if memory serves, which is fantastic as it increases the likelihood that everyone who's buying it is purchasing the releases we've had this and last quarter.

>>55110894
>It was mainly hardware sales if memory serves
Sales growth that is. Not as a percentage of total volume.

>>55110882
wrong retard it was because I told the board of directors that I am an investor and that my dick is fucking massive.

>>55110763
>ban all porn
That sounds awesome

>>55110763
what waterplay tapes? that shit was made up

>>55110982
blockchain auth so kids don't get access

>>55110763
surely people will commit to that law and not disregard it, everybody's super duper respectful of Congress

>>55110776
It’s hilarious to read anons dabbing on predditors because of their white knight Marvel-esque fantasies about this whole situation when they also exhibit the same qualities of child like aggrandizement and fantasy, just towards a more pessimistic/chaotic interpretation of reality. But people are largely joggers regardless of race and fail to internalize that it takes money to buy whiskey: shorts will not close without a compelling reason to do so and the only compelling reason to do so is that the shorted company is consistently profitable and attracting big money that will park there over time. This has been the case for pretty much every shorted company in history.
>muh failed cellarboxing scheme
Means nothing if the company is not then successful. Simply not going bankrupt was a huge pacification psy op. Demonstrably the tools exist for long term externally contrived price manipulation. The idea that they can’t just do that forever without some catalyst compelling them otherwise is dumb, as it selectively fails to account for the dishonesty inherent in the system.
>fud, shill, etc
The whole point of this and why gme is special is the potential for active demonstration of pure value exchange in a capital market. A profitable American company with directly registered shareholders. There is literally no bigger dick on the cosmic level of economics and one is kidding themselves if they thought the purported fruits of this labor would come any cheaper.

>>55111093
This is good news, cuz the only other stock I recall that went along this path was TSLA and that guy's doing pretty well I think

i'm the white kanye west

>>55111030
No, I mean a full ban on all pornography

>>55111038
Congress already enforces egregious laws. It would just be more of the same, but actually beneficial for once.

>B-But Al Capone during the prohibition
Alcohol consumption dropped by 99% during the prohibition, and it only got repealed because jews spent a LOT of money lobbying congress.

>>55111196
>trusting federal statistics on banned conduct
[laughs in gun laws]

>>55111196
Yes that sounds awesome. Fuck you coomer. And fuck the kikes that make it.

>>55110181
I very much enjoy these thanks anon.

Also I'm incredibly demoralized. It's just never happening is it? Does anyone have any ideas? We're just waiting for market crash or for Drs??? They don't even report Drs anymore.0h8dj

>>55111441
Sorry hadn't read the thread before posting see some hopium

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

>>55111487
Nevermind only slight hopium.

>>55111093
So you don't believe in DRS causing it?

>>55111196
>a full ban on all pornography

Jaime, pull up attempts at 3d printed firearms bans

>>55110763
>they don't know the bill has a rider that would essentially ban all porn in the US
Tell me they're indirectly targeting the SEC without directly saying so.

Why didn’t you shill me NVIDIA instead… fuck yall

>>55110763
i helped co author the pissgate story Rick Wilson ran with

>>55111229
>>55111576
I also want to repeal literally every single non-biological weapon restriction because they're all unconstitutional. Comparing porn bans to gun bans doesn't work because a society that maximizes gun possession is safe and secure, while a society that maximizes pornography possession falls apart.

>inB4 another "off topic" ban

>>55111808
Bio weapons should be legal.
Only a good guy with anthrax can stop a bad guy with anthrax.

>>55111808
Most of the threads are off topic.

>>55111917
banning for "off topic" killed a lot of fun thread derails over the years, which degraded site culture

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Grandstanding Political Clowns That Create Fake Doomsday Events can do about it.

WAGMI

>>55111962
Over the years tranny pedophiles infiltrated jannies under the pretext of knowing da cultah

>>55111916
Biological weapons aren't properly "weapons", they're pets. Breeding an anthrax culture and using it on someone is the same as breeding pit bulls and setting them on someone.

>>55111093
Sorry the word inflation Doll hair$

Dab

>>55112253
Dap me up my man

Is it gay for a man to tell another man good morning?

I am a 23 year old male. My Dad and I were out at the Laundromat and as we were leaving another man walks in. I make eye contact with him and I say "Good Morning". He replies, "Y'all fellas alright?"

When we walked out my father tells me, "Don't ever say good morning to a man around your age. Guys would think your're a little sweet. You understand me. Next time say 'What's up or what's going on'. To a woman it's fine, but not a man. When you're out on the streets don't say that."

I don't understand this at all. When is it ever gay or wrong for a man to say good morning to another man?

I say good morning to everyone male and female at work all of the time and have no issues.

I don't think I did anything wrong. I think my Dad is being absurd.

Is it gay for a man to tell another man good morning?

>>55110478
Correct.

>>55110478
>>55112612
How do you know?

>>55112624

To me the converging objects of the universe perpetually flow
All are written to me, and I must get what the writing means.

>>55112508
you are autistic and your father it s trying his best, just follow his advice

a friend of mine, shes a real daddy's girl, went with her family to a resort in upstate New York. she has grown up in privileged surroundings and all expect her to go on to college, join the Peace Corps and save the world before marrying a doctor, just like her father. Unexpectedly, she became infatuated with the camp's dance instructor, a man whose background is vastly different from her own. She lied to her father to get money to pay for an illegal abortion for his dance partner. She then filled in as his dance partner and it is as he was teaching her the dance routine that they fell in love. crazy story.

My condition for selling 1 share of GME is the entire liquidation of Wall Street and every corrupt cunt be forced to do slave labor for the rest of their miserable lives. Also I get to kick Ken Griffin in the nuts with a steel toed boot for as long as I want. This is all nonnegotiable.

>>55112508
Ur dad's the gey.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HBURlcNpfoo&feature=share8

Be real with me anons. We all know they won't let us win on this right? Obviously it's the right thing to do, shorts must close etc. But the world isn't fair. I hold a stack of GME, but have no hope. Change my mind?

>>55112743
They didn't plan for Burry to beat them out in 08 either.
And unlike Burry there's enough of us that assassination isn't even an option.

>>55112743
If you need your mind changed NGMI
You just use gamestop shares as a bank and don't think about it until it starts to move. Once it starts to move, start freaking about because nobody knows when to start selling. Most likely tons of bots have been preactively hired for that one moment so that no organic reaction can come through. But you won't know because the bots aren't as stupid as the indie shills here

>>55112758
Burry only made a couple hundred mill tho, peanuts in the grand scheme of things.
The real question is: was the mortgage bust planned demolition or just sheer greed

>>55112771
Him and Icahnn have now lost hundreds of millions. Kek financial fucking retards
These were your heros

Citadel just posted the highest hedge fund profits in human history

Ahahahahahaah. Debt limit deal reached btw. Economy not crashing

Bank failures contained. Market is never crashing

Fucking IDIOTS
UNDER $100 PRESPLIT DUMBFUCKS
WRONG FOR 858 DAYS

>>55112743
>But the world isn't fair
This can go both ways and they know it too. I'm sure there are many hedge cunts with sleepless nights thinking to themselves "this isn't fair" over and over again. They know full well that this train is well off the tracks and there is nothing to stop it. All they can do is pray for another day. Just remember that most GME holders have nothing to lose while they genuinely have everything to lose. If you feel hopeless imagine how they feel. The world may seem unfair, but clown world dictates that the only the silliest outcomes must happen. Embrace the absurd.

>>55112788
The thing is they used this mechanism to justify them being "in charge" of this planet. These "people" are historical bloodlines that need to be released from the pool. Their out of date.

The demographics in play are a massive disadvantage for shorts: 30yo forged in crypto are used to massive swings and HODLing, their customers are not. Hedgies also need to pay a fee to maintain the position, which means that in that game of chicken holders have a significant advantage, which counterbalances “head of narratives” cointelpro. At the end of the day book value is at minimum 3B, so the bet for retail has a 2/1 cost but a 500/1 payout. You’d be impossibly dumb not to jump on it

I’ve been posting about metallica and zelda in smg and didn’t realize it wasn’t this thread

>>55110153
kek baggies

>>55112891
Guess what stupid fuck? THEY POSTED WORLD RECORD ALL TIME RECORD PROFITS

THE CUSTOMERS DID WHAT IS CALLED :

TAKING PROFIT

YOU WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND

>>55112771
Still of the opinion that it was a smokescreen for Porsche reaming the entire global economy with the VW thing (and similar, unspoken short gut rearranging). Shorts were the bad guys, so the obvious narrative-building strategy to divert attention was to make them the good guys.

>>55111591
NVDA has literally been shilled here for like 3 years bruv. The issue is that no one can predict when they're going to initiate a fake and gay pump on a given ticker.

>he thinks gross revenue and profit are the same thing
>he doesn’t know about securities sold not yet purchased

>>55112986
This is why your family has and always will be poor. There is no saving you

>>55112928
Someone is shorting a company priced at 2x liquidation value and risking 500x the amount shorted. I wonder who that is, must be so paranoid to control the narrative that he has to spend his Sunday on Mongolian basket weaving forums. Golly gee I’m glad I’m not that guy

we are approaching 3 years since the squeeze
what keeps you going anon?

>>55113005
The fact that posters like you and lLlZVqKq need to come in here and desperately claim that the squeeze is over and Kenny will never lose. Go tell your boss that utter silence would have been more effective

>>55113017
That's the plan baby. ;)
Never sell. Buy more
858 says to dollar average and you're still red as fuck! Ahahahahahaha

why is computershared broken

>>55113017
Their synthetic seethe is amusing.

It's like a very quiet kazoo sound, from far off in the distance...

>>55113029
It was run by hedgies

>roughly 56 million shares remaining in free float
>around 1.2 billion to lock them up at current prices
I know we've heard the "free float doesn't matter" spiel, but I really think the fireworks would go off if it was locked down. Honestly surprised a few richfags don't just buy it up to see what happens.

>55112992
>What, someone am know more than me? That unpossible
They will bury you in a paupers grave.

Ryan must feel a little embarrassed no? I mean Chewy is a reputable brand. The Amazon of pet food. My sisters has a chewy subscription. Every week a big ass box is outside my door. The three times a year I hear gamestop brought up organically in my day to day life it’s to talk smack on the store. I dunno. It seems like he just doesn’t like shorties so he got all “activistic” and now he realizes the hole he’s dug himself in with the superstonk crowd so now he’s just biding his time til sentiment slowly fades and he can finally sell and move onto something more exciting. Gamestop is not an exciting company. And he has no idea about gaming culture. Tired of his incohesive antics desu

>>55113091
people like him always want to be cremated

>tfw MOASS

>>55113074
What’s 1.2 billion divided by 200,000?

>>55112624
Seems to me that it's fake because they didn't wait until the zeroeth hour, and the deal seems to be designed to fail in the house. If they were intentionally trying to default on treasuries, what would it look like running up into that kind of an event? I just think the blackswans are stacked on deck right now and we've got too many opportunities and reasons for why they would want to do it.

>>55112788
we're fighting a bunch of patsies

>>55112892
we've all done it fren, that's why they post the links here

>>55113319
$6000. That's all it takes for 200k good men to bring unfathomable levels of financial ruination to (((wall street))). Sometimes I forget how blessed I am for being able to take advantage of the chicanery I see unfold on a daily basis.

>>55112892

Soon, there will be only one thread

GME will win. Float is almost locked. Profitability is a guarantee. WAGMI

>>55113503
>>55113514
It really seems like it is well within reach. There will be a race to register once the float is almost locked. Really hoping we make earnings again and book made a significant difference.

>>55113031
I don't even see the FUD. All I see is Rimjab, Sanjeep, Dikshit...

JPM claiming firsthand knowledge of bribes by Epstein to USVI officials, knowledge of Epstein's trafficking structure. They've abandoned going for any kind of exculpatory arguments and their entire defense now rests on flashing blackmail material in court to get the USVI to back off. The fortress is being sacked.

>>55113514
>>55113550
There are no guarantees, but it really does feel like this is the most important year of the saga so far. If the Q4 results clearly state that GME has had a FULL YEAR of profitability, then we will be kekking the naked short baggies for all time.

>point out that banning for "off topic" is a direct attack on 4chan site culture and some of the best threads are complete derails
>[hotpockets intensify]
The first rule of censoring a population of stubborn contrarians is to hide the fact that you're doing it or they'll double down out of spite.

>>55113638
>redditor in a reddit thread with links to reddit talking about 4chan culture
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>55113595
Inverse Cramer wins again.

>>55113638
Real interesting what gets hit for off-topic and what's allowed to stay, especially in a weekend thread. The post about the supposed debt deal having a rider on it that will stop it from passing getting removed seemed topical to me since a default would probably start the party. Oh well, it's the /gme/ thread, probably got mass reported by fudders or something.

>>55113672
I just checked the archives. That first one was a shillpost since it implied the Trump peetapes were real and not bait an anon sent to Rick Wilson for eventual inclusion in the Steele dossier. The whole tree of replies got heemed by fedjannies for pointing out enforcement of Internet censorship is impossible without fundamentally breaking computers (which is why DRM doesn't stop game piracy and companies should go back to selling physical games at GameStop).

>>55113672
What’s the rider?

>>55113741
Irrelevant since the bill in question is not the basis of the deal struck with the White House.

>>55113754
They're already talking about doing it with the new bill, too. Far right reps don't like that they didn't get as many spending reductions as wanted. Dems are pissed at the ones that are in there.

>>55113871
>far right rep
who that?

>>55113871
ITS DA FAR RIGHT!

>>55113871
They're not going to have time. McCarthy is introducing the bill this weekend for a floor vote on Wednesday and the House doesn't have a filibuster equivalent. It's all performative cope for their idiot followers who also believe Russian propaganda about Ukraine being gay Nazi Jewish biolabs or whatever.

>>55113975
It's just a few retards like Boebert and some social media talking heads. Even MTG supports the bill so it'll pass.

>>55113871
I think they're just acting like a deal is gonna get done over the long weekend so people can't chimp on their time off and then it'll be another round of nothing getting done during the week while everyone's too busy working to give a shit. Neither side feels like the other is getting screwed hard enough to make it worth it and both sides would be getting screwed in ways they won't tolerate with what's on the table, and while a good compromise is one that leaves everyone leaving feeling like they got fucked that doesn't mean fucked to death. Dems aren't going to eat a social security or Medicare reduction with a big election cycle starting and Republicans aren't going to eat QE getting restarted and raping the dollar to death so a cbdc rollout can happen. Ultimately I just want GME to finally fucking run and the 110 year bond supercycle debt bubble to get popped so life is worth living and the latter doesn't actually end up killing everybody when it goes on its own instead of being a controlled demolition.

>debt ceiling limit suspended until 2025
>DeSantis the choice of globohomo
>Ken Griffin will become his treasury secretary
>Ryan Cohen will still have done nothing but tweet
>we'll still be here two years from now

I'd like to make another prediction. I'll be playing Dragon's Dogma 2 in my mansion on a TV as big as my wall. The same thought I had for Pokémon Scarlet and ToTK. It will also not turn out to be true either

Wtf is this "meme king" documentary all about then lads? Think we're about to soar or plummet?

>>55114073
It's SEO jamming for "book king" and heat lamp.

>>55112787
Very angery hedgecuck. Always have to say the quiet part out loud.

>>55111984
meh

>>55114136
EXTRA EXTRA
READ ALL ABOUT IT
YER MOTHER'S A WHORE AND NOW THE WORLD KNOWS

>>55114159
The wailing cries of a dying man.
Sad. Many such hedgie cases.

>>55114175
kenny should commit suicide with two bullets to the back of his head

>>55114087
Where does the "heat lamp" bit fit in?

Uh... baggie bros? How are hedgefunds losing billions on 2020 naked shorts for gme but still making record profits?... Doesn't this deb0000nk the squizzle? How are they having any trouble "containing this for one more day" If they're literally printing money?

>>55114230
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>55114230
Good question, you should ask Archegos, Melvin, and Credit Suisse that

>>55114230
They are able to actualize profitability on their short positions via total return swaps which allows them to sidestep the need to close their shorts. This is highly suspected to be the cause of the banking crisis despite the nonsense about depositors fleeing the banks randomly causing banks to sell off assets for losses.
All they can do is pretend the shorts don't exist and the levels of cooperation unfolding to hide the problem actually PROVES that MOASS is real. GME as an investment has no debt and is known to be pursuing some exciting new applications of blockchain technology. And being a well known international brand as well as being debt free it should be trading at a higher valuation. On the cringe mines there is a fellow who does a series on other companies with less debt, less income etc that actually has a HIGHER valuation. If GME were to "normalize" compared to other investments it will rise considerably in price... yet it remains undervalued... why? We have the DTCC refusing to send dividend shares overseas to foreign brokers further exposing that the number of supplied shares was insufficient to provide the dividend to all of the owners of said stock. Implying that a naked short position is indeed open. Evidence for the short thesis is all over the place, and at the very WORST, even if GME is not naked short it is still undervalued.
We're literally just playing a waiting game and we'll see what happens when 100% of the float gets locked. It would not be hard for a market maker to go naked short and that is exactly what they were doing. Illegally counterfeiting the ownership of a company and it is without a doubt our duty as citizens to see this through to the end. The government is complicit in stealing from retail and this is unacceptable.

>>55114285
>we'll see what happens when 100% of the float gets locked.
this is what im looking forward to. if the MMTLP fiasco taught us anything is that if it's not in the public consciousness, the DTCC can and will do what ever they fucking want. yes, distraction, but what happened to them is concerning since we are under the control of the same cunts. the only saving grace is that gme is a very well known company and has a rabid autistic following that continues buying the stock to this day.

>>55114073
MSM's overuse of the word "meme" is pretty funny because it's really just a disingenuous attempt at dumbing down things they really want people to take less seriously. Profitable company with a diehard investor base? It's just a meme not to be taken seriously. It's why there's a heavy narrative of "People still shop at GameStop? I haven't been there in years. People just download their games." It's all completely astroturfed. They'll call RC anything else before acknowledging that he is the BOOK King.

>>55114230
how? happy you asked that question, gurdeep. in a word: crime

>>55114589
>When anything happens I don't like, it's crime

>>55114589
>posting grifting literal who twitter as an authority
Yeah bro, he's "Helping Apes grow" while making pajeet tier spelling mistakes, I'm sold.

>>55113646
Ahem, NIGGER

>>55114495
The towel situation is curious because a courtroom precedent could establish the ongoing chicanery as extralegal in the judicial consciousness before 100% Pure Book DRS™ forces their hand via court of public opinion.

>55114661
>55114674
all will be revealed. all will be redeemed.

>>55114230
>>55114674
>Muh record prooofit accounting tricks!
>Pajeet tier
Not a nice thing to say about your greatest allies Moshe...

>>55114741
>>55114742
omg you did it....... you finicial GENIUSES HOW DID YOU FIGURE IT OUT?? HOW DID YOU GOOGLE CITADEL FINANCIAL STATEMENT??

>There are people that post in a video game store stock thread without actually owning the stock on a Mongolian barbeque forum on a holiday weekend to defend billion dollar hedge funds and deny that they commit crimes

>>55114495
What $GR14 and some other lawsuits have taught me is that we need Snede & Co to not be the majority shareholder. That means retail DRS BOOK plus insider holdings have to be a majority of shares outstanding. Once that happens, the GameStop board no longer has a fiduciary duty to let Snede & Co keep bullying the other registered shareholders of GME.

>>55114794
>everyone else who uses the stock market to make money... haven't figured it out.. heh only us 50 financial geniuses here on le 4chan can google citadel financial statement and PROVE they aren't making profits!!! HEDGIES R FUKT
Face-melting cringe. Can you explain how their financial statement hasn't caused the entire world to fomo into buying gme?

>>>/v/638626742

I do love how retarded /v/ is Some of the actual funniest NPC's on this entire board think they are the player characters kek[/spoiler]

>55114783
methinks he doth protest too much

>>55114827
Brilliant analysis there in your screencap. If it wasn't a nothingburger where's the FOMO? Looks pretty easy to understand?

>>55113975
Literally forgot lol. But it was on the radio.
Rep from South Carolina or something. Might be cope.

>55114848
it's very easy to understand; Citadel has built a criminal enterprise and will do everything they can to see it's not dismantled including paying shills to post FUD on a mongolian throat singing forum on a sunday.

Give me money.
Money me.
Money now.
Me a money needing a lot now.

>>55114818
>can you explain how their financial statement hasn't caused the entire world to fomo into buying gme?
99% of the world don't understand financial statements and 99.999% of the world doesn't care enough to read them. this is why citadel can essentially do whatever they want and don't even have to hide their crimes.
regarding world wide fomo into gme:
the hacker 4chins and his 1337 crew are working on it. they memed a president into the oval office and they can meme gme to moass.

>>55114230
>>55114674
>>55114783
>>55114818
>>55114848
Here are some (You)’s for the seething baggies. Kek baggies, two more weeks right?

Ill have to work again this year... How long bros...

GMEntlemen, how comfy are you right now?

>>55115337
>image familiar

>>55115337
as comfy as my garloid

>>55113992
>acting like desantis has a chance against king trump

Who’s Ready to Fuck?

>>55115337
I'm already planning tomorrow's beach trip and next month's motocamping.

>>55115337
Not very gotta be honest. could really do with a win as there's a girl l would like to take out but i'm completely broke as all of my money went into GME and i need to pay off my debts.
I have 1600 and I'm not buying anymore until I see RC Benchod actually do something for once.

>>55115400
that's one comfy lil guy

>>55115337
Not very, asshole is on fire from last night's Thai.

>>55115502
I can't find anywhere local that does a good green curry. Everything is a poor imitation and not hot and it really annoys me, fucking bland fuckers

>>55115502
What was his name?

>>55115513
Pretty sure you get detained at the border if you know how to make good green curry.
>>55115583
Kek

>>55115593
Can I fit a Thai woman in a suitcase to bring home? Or is it easier to order one online?

Asking for a friend

>>55114661
I watched this series after seeing all the memes from it, and I'm not into anime at all.
>All main characters overly exaggerated
>Zero subtelty
>Wanted to beat Shinji to death every episode
>Only two interesting characters (Rei and Shinji's father) didn't get much screentime to know them better
>No evolution of relationships between the pilots, (almost) every character stays the same until the end
>Too much screentime wasted on fights that don't matter anyway
>Only one good episode (on the beginnings of nerv)
Very meh show.

>>55115683
It is soaked in Jungian Symbolism and archetypes. Makes is a lot more interesfing from that perspective. Good show, but seems not that deep on the first glance, i agree. But it is. Once you get behind the lore and the implications, it makes even more sense. Also Hideaki implies the jew world order and makes it obvius where his inspiration is from. If you have the nerv, maybe give it another chance, watch the movies that followed, these are pretty good.

>>55115337
>comfy
>me
not at all

>>55115604
I don't know about Thai women but you can get 2 guys into a Navy locker.

lmao

>>55115731
Can I offer you some oranges in this trying time?

>>55115745
How do you know this?

>>55115751
>faked Steele dossier about piss tapes
>B-BUT THEY WERE REAL IN MY MIND!

>>55115753
>EPSTEIN
oh ya i forgot about that nigga
man if ever there was a nigga that deserved a couple bullets through the head after a week of adrenaline boosted torture...

>>55115762
>bad orange man still lives rent free in this cocksucker shills head
holy kek

>>55115683
Movies (being the 3rd iteration of the timeline loop after the anime first, and manga second) give you the gendo sequence you desire.

also excellent rei development

>>55115801
gendo you fucking snake
you can keep rei nigga
asuka all mine

>>55115794
Were you dropped on your head as a child? I think you might have lost some grey matter from some industrial accident. I am making the exact opposite point of orange man bad you poorly educated mulatto spic nigger burger retard

>>55115801
also it gets really meta in a based way

>>55115810
Don’t care all your “”leaders”” are pedophiles

>>55115823
>is wrong
>copes
I accept your concession

>>55115683
First three points you called are wanted by the mangaka. For example, he wants you to hate Shinji. He despises the anime fanbase in general and evangelion is to make puns to said fans and their tropes. Main characters are overly exagerrated with intent. The fights lose their taste after like 4, i agree, but it might be to underline the growing depression and meaninglessness in the characters. All of the characters development is on their inside (as they act inside of robots, too). So i'd strongly disagree with second point. The subtelty is everywhere, but one needs to dig a bit for it. Oh, Shinji and Asuka do evolve, but only in a small gesture, (him chocking her and Asuka caressing his cheek) almost at the end of the series. They imply a character evolution, but don't get too much into it. Hm, in general i kinda like evangelion, but it hits harder when you are like 15-18 years old, i think. What i really like about it nowadays is the lore & the connections to real world events/esoteric images/esoteric priciples/jungian archetypes.

>>55115719
Oh yeah, the jewish/christian mysticism was a bit too pronounced, I thought nips have their own spiritual lore to export. But I will try the movies though, the show had that something that made me watch it from cover to cover despite its apparent flaws.

>>55115830
>thinks I’m wrong
>elects pedophiles
shills getting really feisty on a holiday weekend. Wonder why?

>55115857
>is still wrong
>projects
>copes
>seethes
>still think's I'm a burger
>posts about political shit ITT and then calls others shills
No sending their best

look at these faggot bots making conversation to make the thread look alive
kek

>>55115866
>THE CONCESSION WAS REAL IN MY MIND BECAUSE… BECAUSE IT JUDT WAS OKAY?
faggot lmao

>55115892
>still coping about being wrong not once, not twice but thrice
It would be easier to avoid further cringe by simply waiting for a new thread to begin to post again

>>55115884
No it's one very bizarre poster

>>55115751
Who posted this ITT which is off topic and political to deliberately try and start something, then fails to concede when he is wrong on several points, probably be cause he is a genuine sperg

>>55115901
>avoid cringe
>on an anonymous website
who the fuck cares nigga?

>>55115911
speak when spoken to fucking heathen nigger

>>55115911
>off topic and political
literally outed yourself as a shill you dumbfuck. Debt ceiling is very on topic

>Wanting to avoid Cringe
Hey everyone, watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkg8jHM6guw
/v/ made a game called Snoot Game about trying to bang a dinosaur girl.
And I unironically recommend it to everyone in this thread, it's really fucking good, go play it.

See, being a little cringe never killed anyone on 4chan.

>>55115939
I'm calling the cyber police.

>>55115939
>/v/ made a game called Snoot Game about trying to bang a dinosaur girl.
No it made the game to piss off the tranny devs who have milked the canadian tax money for years to never complete their "game"

>>55115852
I hope you enjoy the movies I waited 10 years from start to finish and it was worth it when I saw the 4th the other day

Post MOASS I’m going to buy Linus Tech Tips and fire Anthony

I wore my gamestop shirt to disney world and some guy behind me said kek baggies...it's over

Ken Griffin is a nigger.

>>55116032
>be shill
>spaz out over orange man when sex scandals regarding politicians comes up (i don’t care who you’re for or against btw)
>tries to deflect upon being called a cockroach shill
>outs himself
>gets called on it
>ignores
they aren’t sending their best

>>55115751
Can I get a QRD or even a link?

>is still posting cringe about being wrong

Some mentally unhinged posters ITT

>>55116128
>OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN! JAAAANNNNNIES HEEEEELP

>>55116118
>>/biz/thread/S55110153#p55110763

What the fuck is even the newest june copium baggie bros?

>>55116293
Yom Yerushalayim ends

>>55116293
spoonfeeding time is over vermin

>>55116293
Your mom's the town slut and she made enough money this time around (kek)
To buy some more GME
In fact with the amount of dick she's sucked, it's a fuckin miracle we haven't locked the float already.

Maybe the hoe just forgot to switch to Book or something?

Ape fight ape

>>55116348
>>55116440
>>55116463
Ape no fight ape

>>55115753
Thank me for my service, tis a day you need to thank the military anon.

Kek, remember the time when

What's more pathetic than Sunday baggies?
Memorial day baggies. Kek baggies!

>>55116171
I appreciate you anon, but I should have specified that I wanted a link to other sources discussing the supposed porn ban. I haven't seen anything on /pol/ about it, but then again I'm shilling in middle eastern geopolitical threads

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>55115337
Extremely uncomfy and doing my best to not openly bitch about it since it's nobodies problem but mine. This thread is easily the gayest gme general in years and I'm disgusted with everyone in it.

>>55116722
Checked, fren. Just know that bvttfvcker has read your post and wishes you a better time in the near future. YW

IM NOT FUCKING COMFFYYY!!! FUCK!

>>55110400
>>55110422
>>55110455
>>55111588
>>55112788
>>55113366
>>55113488
>>55113741
>>55114677
>>55114700
>>55114741
>>55114799
>>55114822
>>55115322
>>55115400
>>55115455
>>55115788
>>55115866
>>55115911
>>55116722
Checked
Do you guys believe in digits?

>>55117315
Not really desu

>>55117150
Stay fucking comfy or ngmi

why do subscription models say "$4.95 per month, paid annually".

instead of just saying "$49.40 a year"

>>55117459
*59.40 kek

>>55115402
jesus christ lmfao

>>55115852
You will not enjoy the rebuilds, but tell me, what do you consider good

>>55117527
movies/shows/etc.

>>55117423
If someone's uncomfy they better shut the fuck up about it

>>55117591
Why

>>55115337
>90% done with spring cleaning
>anaheim and jalapeño plants are bushing up nicely
>beefsteak tomatoes are blooming
>the cherry tomatoes are climbing their trellis
>80% sprout rate on my onions
>picked up a bunch of herbs and accessories from the greenhouse
>cute latina employee was very friendly and touchy while she helped me find everything
>got my brakes done at a discount by an old family friend
Y'know, all things considered? I'd say I'm pretty fuckin' comfy.

>>55117629
I want a latina companion to seed desu. Wen moass

>>55113638
You’re an idiot

>>55114230
>securities sold not yet purchased

I'm a baggie but also gay. I was never meant to make it...

fuck amc

>>55115683
>Rei is an interesting character
Gr8 b8 m8. Everyone knows Asuka and Misato carry the show

>>55117466
you just answered your own question

>>55117841
Asuka is a spoiled brat with an extremely shit personality. I had a 60+ yr old night nurse that I worked with that had the same personality. Let me tell you this if Asula wasn't some bratty teen bait and instead an older woman would you be interested? Hell nah, you'd want to axe kick the bitch. Misato is best choice. Rei is an austic retard, not mommy material.

>>55115719
>Also Hideaki implies the jew world order
That's because is a mason you tard.

>>55117888
>>55117877
Why the fuck am I getting so many dubs today? Like the 4th time today.

Evangelion fucking sucks and it always has. Only trannies enjoy it. JoJo is the only manga you need to ever read in your life besides Baki.

>>55117907
Because you're goddamn right, especially about Asuka.

>>55116042
ANIME>MANGA>REBUILD

>>55117914
Dungeon Meshi you cretin.

Here’s why I’m comfy.
> shills still spamming same unconvincing copypasta
> company about to drop kick expectations with another profitable quarter - this will get the attention of smg and probably even some normies
> DRS about to explode due to book increase (heat lamp)
> chilling in here with all of you frens is fun
We really are actually going to make it and it’s gonna get even more fun after that

>>55117877
She had an extremely fucked up childhood, give her a break.

>>55114564
Also, the media is LIVID that their empire has been decimated and rebranded as "fake news". They hate that memes can basically convey complex ideas in a simple format that are essentially more effective than political cartoons. They spend billions trying to construct bogus narratives and "memes" just dismantle all of their hard work.

>>55117888
Dafuq, he is a mason too? Jeez wth

Goodnight faggots

Fact check, sweetie

>>55117914
JoJo is for fucking mouth breathing retards. Truly the worst kind that don't think for themselves. S2 was okay, the rest is shit. Go watch something with actually great writing like Berserk, Ashita no Joe, Monster, etc.

>>55118019
Holy cope

>>55118024
JoJo is shonenshit for homosexuals

>>55118062
>for homosexuals
With all those poses, I'd say with certainty yes. I couldn't think of any other reason, it's played out plots are predictable and been done countless times. Why even?

>>55117796
>you're hurting the AMC brand because you don't like bad movies with niggerinos

>>55118079
>it's played out plots are predictable and been done countless times. Why even?
That’s shonenshit for you. Most people have no taste and would rather watch 1000 episodes of one than 39 actual good 26 episode animes. Niggas out here throwin they life away.

JoJo is seinen? Lol? People get lynched by the KKK? Yikes anon

Serious q, what is wrong with redditors? why do they persist on seeing things as they want to see them, rather than how they actually are? Is it mental illness?

>>55118119
Saying jojo is seines is like calling a tomato a fruit

all non book holders are retarded, the stock goes to the moon on tuesday only up from here

tick tockies

can gme just moon or go to zero already? I'm so sick of waiting for something to happen.

>>55118147
Wrong and gay?

>>55118207
Ummmm frenerino? You're like heckin NOT allowed to be uncomfy in these wacky threaderinos! Or else the HODL squad will come give you (you)'s and call you a dirty shillerino! Just, like, trust the planerinooooooo!!!!!11!
>GME 2 DA MOOOOOOOOONERINOOOO

After all of this, does anyone honestly believe this shit is happening this year? We're already halfway through it. Our only hopium this year, a potential default, was never going to happen. It's Bastille Day all over again

you're all so low IQ my eyes bleed reading your posts

>>55118250
>The quadrillion dollar derivatives system is losing to THIS

>>55118250
fren why do my eyes turn red after touching my poopoo hole? please no bully.

>>55118244
Checkerino, my frenerino.

Happy Memorial Day, American baggies. The third one, of many more to come before finally MOASS.

My fellow GMEricans: for too long has Ken Griffin been a nigger. We must put an end to his nigger ways and believe in ourselves as non-niggers to cast out his evil niggerdry into the nigger realm.

fuck you pay me

Where will the pride merch be located? Most gamestop employees are 2lgbtqp+

i just had sex woth lesbians

numbers and financial collapse now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl01efFbUEU

>>55118250
2 weeks nigga

>>55118556
Goddammit one off. Eh. Maybe next thread.

>>55117629
I'm very jealous. Haven't even started my spring cleaning or garden... Never gardened before so I am winging it hard and heavy, in Idaho so to be fair just finally got warm.
I am in a wonderful relationship though.

>>55110153
Just wanted to check long weekend thread and shills are actually in here. We are so gonna make it. I can't wait.

>>55115939
Based snootgame poster. Snootgame was great.

>>55117947
/GME/

Come for the stock, stay for the watamelons.

>>55118245
I don't have any hope left honestly but the thought of it not happening makes me want to kill myself so I am trying to steady myself and wait.

Recession is inevitable....right?

>>55116032
>/v/ made a game called Snoot Game about trying to bang a dinosaur girl.
>No it made the game to piss off the tranny devs who have milked the canadian tax money for years to never complete their "game"
Correct, and Reddit tourist niggers will never relate to our motivation. Pissing in the mouth of people who deserve to drink warm frothy piss.

>>55118716
The "budget" bill just conceded student loans... so yeah, I'm thinking we're gonna be fine. Collapse is impossible to avoid at this point, then all we gotta do is ride the wave of margin calls to the top.

>>55118716
We're already in one. Kenny is making record profits shorting everything, not just GameStop. Ryan Cohen and GameStop are obviously not doing anything about the split dividend being mishandled. Marketplace has been out for a year, fucking nothing has been done with it and at this point I doubt anything will. Kiraverse looks disgusting and was probably supposed to be their killer app. Ryan told us to buckle up and then left us in a hot car for three years. How many lives has he ruined by giving us hope, egging us on with bullshit tweets and ultimately failing to deliver any value to "the best shareholders in the world"? I too only hold because the alternative is death or slavery, but at this moment in time death seems like the most likely outcome

>>55118556
Rolling

>>55118447
which of course is intercourse and it's bi-sexual sex
which isn't as bad
long as you show some remorse for your actions
either before, during, or after

>>55118848
Still retarded.

>>55118848

>>55118447
hell yea did u suck their boobies?

>>55118830
I hope so. Been a really rough 3 years.
>>55118848
I never really understood the "Why hasn't Ryan done anything?" argument. I don't think he believes in the squeeze, he probably doesn't even really know about it. Do I wish we were getting an NFT dividend? Yes, but he's just Elon at this point. Pretends he's on your side but he's really not.

no posts for two hours kek

>>55118245
If you're actively cheering for a default to happen just to ignite MOASS, don't call Ken Griffin a financial terrorist.

>>55119852
why, yes. I’m something of a financial terrorist myself

https://twitter.com/larryvc/status/1623059680934129668/photo/1

Larry Cheng a BOARD MEMBER OF GME has contributed to the upcoming CBNC documentary

Why?

>>55119677
Checked, that's what happens when the whole economy has to be put on pause to celebrate the men and women who unwittingly helped usher in our modern globohomo hellscape.

Say "thank you"

>>55119878
Could mean MOASS is soon...

>>55119878
So they can use his voice to get an AI to create a fake earnings call.

GME to 1bil EOY

>>55119878
They will take about 3 minutes of the worst things he said to create a narrative against GME

>>55119970
>>55120006
So why would a board member of gamestop voluntarily participate in a 3 hour long interview?

they are banning for me saying Ryan Cohen is your girlfiend's best gay friend. Why that's the case? Im just telling the truth. Ryan Cohen is an absolute pussy we can all agree with this.
And another point here is that GME Hodlers became AMC Niggers. Threads are becoming more stupid each day. Ryan Cohen burn in hell!

Ban me i don't want to be here anymore.
Hitler, jews, niggers, Ken griffin, citadel, WEF, Epstein, FBI, CIA. Thanks.

I am simply going to never sell my pure booked drs shares. Might add to it later idk.

>>55120011
I wasn't being serious, typically minute long interviews are from 40 minutes of questions and answers. Why he did it I don't know, but imagine he's fairly confident about it.

>>55120034
nobody gives a fuck about your 100 shares

you can hold them until the day you die, best shareholder in the world.

Did some documentary interview some Wall Street guy who said naked shorting was easy as pressing a single button? Oh right, because it literally was and all he had to do was press F3 and he'd keep on naked shorting. But nooooooo nobody naked shorts because it's illegal. Man imagine coming to the defense of such parasitic greed. If it is so easy to naked short you better fucking believe that greedy cunts are doing it nonstop. Especially those that abuse market maker privileges.

*holds 100 shares*
*50 shares drsed*
- Hedgies are bleeding, they are fucked! Im gonna hold until they start jumping off the roof.

This is really becoming stupid as fuck. They are gonna laugh at us good when that movie comes out. It will be painful to watch. Fucking Ryan Cohen betrayed all of us.

>>55120097
and whos gonna do what? Gary cant do shit, Ryan cant do shit, Ken has a green light on everything. Retail will be dead in 2024. It's going nowhere.

>>55120114
18.6% of outstanding shares remaining. Just one viral DRS campaign ensures victory

The DTCC doesn't like all the publicity directly registering shares is getting

>55120024
>55120055
>55120085
>55120090
>55120105
>55120114
Having another meltdown, eh, Gupta? Keep on being a little bitch - I'm sure that'll get you far!

>>55120120
WeBull, a small noname little broker has 85 million. It was over a long time ago, look at the kvetching. I hope they stay mad forever that some random nerds will take all their money via 100 drsed book gme.

>>55120133
Maybe this explains the crush on China?

I wonder how much meth they pay for this schitzoid to be here 12-18 hours per day screeching about Ryan?

>>55120120
>retail promotes drs campaign
>muh market manipulation
hypothetically speaking, would it be illegal to PAY some joe rogan type guy to talk about booking shares with computershare if he doesn't mention Gamestop? What if he mentioned Gamestop? I mean how many normies do know about computershare and booking shares? this knowledge should go viral in general for educational purposes.
Also asking hypothetically, what if Gamestop would put QR codes in the shape of a white rabbit on all their products with a link to computershare?
What if somebody anonymously creates a remix of daft punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" and uses AI to have it say, "Buy It - Book It, Don't Drip It - Skip It"?
What if somebody talented out there would do a gme meme dance to this song so powerful that it would spread like wildfire across tik tok?
I'm not encouraging anyone to do anything as this would probably be illegal. I encourage retail to play it safe and legal and do nothing of any sort that could grab normie attention and open their wallets for some shares. Just do nothing and just hope for a miracle because that's the right thing to do.

just figured out how to get TotK on my steam deck. janny, betatesties, and all nintoddlers SEETHING rn.

>>55120279
Yeah I'm thinking the future is pretty based.

I wonder if the zero-salary-taking chairman of some publicly traded company's board might have any thoughts on when the best time to be alive might be?

>>55120279
For those OOTL'
>What if somebody anonymously creates a remix of daft punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" and uses AI to have it say, "Buy It - Book It, Don't Drip It - Skip It"?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/p8gi4c/trust_the_logic/
>What if somebody talented out there would do a gme meme dance to this song so powerful that it would spread like wildfire across tik tok?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/12akigc/drs_music_video_by_yours_truly_wooch_76_million/

>>55120120
Sauces? Last time is was more than 75% remaining

Holy fuck this thread is 2 days old. Ahahahahahaha

Jesus Christ baggots everybody really has left you bagholding huh? Ahahahahahaha

Muh market crash. Muh housing. Muh debt limit. Muh China. Muh split. Muh nfts. Wrong for almost 890 days you absolute fucking retards!

>>55120374
shiiiiiiiet. that's good stuff. i'll make sure to share it with all my online friends so they can enjoy these musical master pieces too.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS IS ONE OF THE LAST REMAINING BAGGOT COPES

GETTING RICH FROM MY LITTLE PONY CRYPTO CARDS

>>55120410
>>55120443
Why do you care so much, "Arab dicker"?

>>55120478
Because the dream is dead. I want everyone to know how wrong you are. How red you are. Remember to thank Cohen this memorial day for leaving your 401k

>>55120508
You care more than we do. It’s only money

So anon, I’ve been rubbing my crystal bawls and what do you know. We’re going to modestly run Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday before a flat Thursday. At which point Melissa Naked Shorts Lee will drop Hindenburg ((copy paste)) quality DD on our “Meme King” to give credence to their preordained Shart attack on our share price.

All one day before closing bids on Buy Buy Baby. Stop the simulation, I’ve see it before

>QENZq0Wb thinks he's slick
kek dumbass

>>55120024
No one's gonna ban yu
You fit in just fine, nigger

>>55120410
heeb

kek baker is passed out on the couch covered in cheetoh dust

>gcAwa9BQ
Fuck off with your spam

Wagmi