/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55109730
That's a man

>>55109730
jerking off feels better than that, jerking off also feels better than sex. Why do you think guys in relationships still jerk off

Anal is gross

>>55109730
clearly that's a woman
why would anyone doubt it?

>>55109747
They jerk off because their girl doesn't put out enough. Relationships are total effort and 99% of guys wouldn't hang out with their girl if it wasn't purely for the pleasure of piping her. If jacking off wa sbetter then no man would ever date.

>>55109747
My gf is coming over tomorrow but I just jerked off lol. I'm honestly not looking forward to sex. It's too much work and I feel pressured to ejaculate.

>>55109730
What about the shit though. Do you just not have a mental block?

>>55109793
Just fuck her hard. Do it like you're vanquishing an enemy lol.

>>55109802
I can't go too hard or I'll tire out quickly and lose my erection. You're either a virgin or under age 25.
I'm gonna pop 10 mg of Cialis and hope for the best.

>>55109800
>What about the shit though
It's sexy because it's humiliating to her. It's not particularly disgusting either if it's with a girl you are very familiar and intimate with.

>>55109816
get T checked as well if you haven't. It goes down with age.

>>55109849
I've thought about it but I'm still muscular with low body fat and don't have man boobs yet. I'd like to wait until I'm in my 40s before taking T.

>>55109802
>>55109849
zoomies detected

>>55109793
np anon I can do it for you, she hot rite ?

talk about this anywhere else
this is a blue board
for business and finance

>>55109730
OK I'll bite.

How will this help me make money in the stock market?

>>55109888
>Show me a beautiful woman, I'll show you a man who's tired of fucking her
t. Abraham Lincoln

>>55109905
The sex industry is the oldest business in the world and its fill of money making opportunities. In fact I would wager that it has more money making opportunities than the average egulsr industry because people are ashamed to work in the adult industry, so someone shameless like Andrew tate for example can generate millions due to the lack of competition. I'm really here to stir up controversy and get you thinking about the next big thing.

>>55109730
No. Ass is fkn disgusting, I don’t care how hit the girl is and how much she cleaned her ass, shut comes out of there. Fkn disgusting and subhuman to fuck assholes

>>55109870
shooting T does nothing, they give you like 2mg and it's useless.

but at least you'll understand what's happening.

fwiw you sound just like me when I hit 40 and my T dropped to nothing.

>>55109989
translation for the glowie illiterates
>i'm here to distract you with thoughts of sexoooo so you don't think about business or finance but i have included a little 'fun fact' about prostitution that is almost business and finance related
next he'll start a thread about monke prostituting themselves for banans and how the banan monke economy effects the global economy

>>55109995
Fag.

>>55109995
Why do you say "Fkn" twice only to spell the full "fuck" in your second-to-last word? What's wrong with the word "fucking"?

You are all faggots for continuing this discussion.
None of you have contributed anything but useless opinions pieces.
None of you are even thinking of business or finance right now which is why you are all poor.
You read the words 'dick' and 'girls' and 'ass' and felt the need to share your faggot opinions on it.
Read that again.
>dick
>girls
>ass
This is what you responded to and indicates that you are closet homosexuals.
You then proceeded to gossip and bicker like stepford wives about why such and such is good or bad. Another indication of homosexuality. As no-one cares about your opinion on sodomy but yourself and any potential sodomizer or sodomy receiver.
All of this, still, irrelevant to your finances.
Further, it is also not even productive to your potential to dick a girls ass or penetrate a dick girls ass or have dick girls penetrate your ass.
It is useless posts of personal preference, moral masturbation, ego molestation, and 'virtue' signalling.
Truly the lowest of homosexuals.
Not even on the bottom, which i am beginning to think you would all enjoy, but lower still.
Underneath the bed cowering in fear, yet masturbating with a finger up your bum attempting to reach around the corner, while two homosexuals engage in homosexual acts above you.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
But you have spent so long fluffing your egos that you think this is perfectly normal behaviour and a perfectly sensible discussion to have with anonymous strangers on the business and finance section of a pseudononymous indian plumbing forum.
You would likely have this discussion anywhere, at anytime, with anyone, but never in real life of course.
Because you are not gay are you? You just like discussing homosexual acts online, everywhere online, pseudononymously.
Repeating the same things over and over with the slightest variations as your potential for financial gain diminishes.
>dick
>girls
>ass
you fucking poor faggots

>>55109793
Stop watching porn. You should be begging your gf to come over and fuck. She’s wants to be seen as an attractive sex object by the person she loves, having an aloof partner when it comes to sex is a huge turn off/red flag for women. Porn is destroying your mind

>>55110033
>translation for the glowie illiterates
>>i'm here to distract you with thoughts of sexoooo so you don't think about business or finance but i have included a little 'fun fact' about prostitution that is almost business and finance related
What... you mean distract people from all the other diamond grade high brow posts available, like the several hundred
for anusmoonpregnantbuttsonicdogeobama10bonkinu coin?

>>55109730

>>55111036

>>55109730
Uh no? Pussy feels 100x better than ass. A pussy can self lubricate, expand and contrast with stimulation, and be fucked from multiple angles. Anal sex sucks, I’ve done it to girls twice and that was enough to know I don’t care for it and don’t want to do it again.

>>55109793
>>55109816
>>55109870
Stop watching porn you fucking idiot. I can tell you’re a porn addict from these posts.

>>55110307
Meds.

Anal is overrated brother

>>55110493
>>55111075
>Stop watching porn you fucking idiot. I can tell you’re a porn addict from these posts.
I jack off only like 3 or 4 times a week

>>55111036
Thats a man.

>>55109730
edging with breathplay intox for 12+ hours with a lubed up high quality onahole and then nut so hard that I coom again and instantly cum again and again having multiple mind melting out of body orgasms while squirting huge loads into the onahole. Its pure bliss like overdosing on heroin.
I need this every day no girl can keep up with this and no woman can give this pleasure. maybe some can but they are extremely rare.

>>55111086
But is it to porn?

>>55111106
What a waste of time

>>55109790
>If jacking off wa sbetter then no man would ever date.
Yet many people now seem to do this now after various long term relationships once they hit their 30s despite the mystique of caring less and having more money making the whole thing easier...
Curious. I wonder why so many men don't even bother these days unless they happen to be drunk or something where they often regret it after the fact anyway.
I wonder if once you don't have any thing to prove to anyone, and no longer get off on the ego trip, it does actually genuinely not seem worth it for some.
Maybe it's hormonal? Possible. But logically it certainly feels right and trying to convince yourself that it's worth it to go through all the bullshit really doesn't seem like a strong argument when sober and not thinking with your dick.
Maybe some people never get tried of it though, and that's cool too.
Surprising amount of men really don't seem to give a fuck at all these days once they get to the age where they're comfortable with themself and their place in society. Maybe that's selfish though, but it's not like it matters.
The irony that this attitude seems to be infinitely more attractive to women though is just too rich and makes you think clown world runs deeper than just trivial modern media and culture.

>>55111087
>the onion
Wtf is this real? Are they really so based?

>>55109802
What happens if you cum right away?

>>55109730
Anal feels like shit
It’s 100% mental
It’s never actually worth it

>>55109756
Anal is the forbidden fruit.

>>55109730
That's a good way to get diseases. It's nature's way of telling you you're not supposed to do that.

This thread still going?
>With every post. Homosexuality increases, heterosexuality recedes. Finances decreasing, opportunity costs mounting.

>Do you understand?

>Not into anal with a woman
>Still buys into chainlink
Whole lotta takers and not givers ITT

>>55109730
she has a fax machine in her ass???

I fucked a girl in the ass once. Wasn't better than pussy.
Second time I tried the ass was too tight to get in.
Wouldn't necessarily recommend.
Maybe work if the girl really wants to be dominated. It's kinda a thing of the mind only, no
real physical benefit over pussy, it seems. To me anyway.

pussy in cowgirl style is the best when your balls deep in her guts

why are zoomers so obsessed with poop and asses