/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55103534
I used to sit in the men's Porto potty in the schoolyard, it was right next to the girls's(they segregated them) and listen to all the girls go. If there was a cute girl I really liked I'd follow in after her. Think the workers just put them down next to each other without thinking they'd be marked male and female like that. Great times

>>55103534
It would be easier and more profitable if it were put in the back of a van. Several autonomous vans would be cheaper to operate than that drone, and they could cover more customers.

>>55103534
not in my mumbai

>>55103534
>It's full of cameras and the walls are made of transparent glass panels
this design is fucking retarded

>>55103566
Open spaces are all the rage now everyone can see you doing the needful in style.

Also you can travel to your job while doing the needful and enjoying the view.

>>55103566
>>55103576
I stare aggressively at ladies while peeing

>>55103566
Look up "smartglass" or "switchable glass".

>>55103627
Sounds expensive, heavy and prone to damage if it's getting flown through the air.

>>55103627
I used a bathroom like this at an airport once, the lock was some electronic garbage, so I pressed the button thinking it was locked, but some pajeet was able to unlock it and there I was in plain view, mid-shit, in the middle of a busy fucking airport
This stuff is overengineered and pointless

>>55103644
It's not, it's basically the lcd layer of flat screen tv except can be applied like a window tint. Lightweight, cheap and can be sandwiched into a polymer panel for more durability. The only thing is, i think it looks shit.

>>55103687
agreed.

People would prefer to shit themselves, or in public.
And the government has an obligation to use at least some of taxpayers money to provide and maintain public toilets.
Wether they fulfill this obligation is a different matter but i know that the people who can least afford this and who are msot likely to need it will raise a stink about fat discrimination.

>>55103534

>>55103773
Lmao

>>55103773
nice one

>>55103627

>>55103773
Lololololol

>>55103534

Wtf? Is this real?

>>55103773
Sublime, imagine as you empty the shawarma out of your ass and you enjoy the view while wagies struggle in the traffic, just imagine the envy it would be like a mystical uber experience.

here is an example of the glorious views we could see while shitting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q4ZBVzL7JE

I'd just piss on a building next to one if I ever saw it irl

>>55103773
Lel

>>55103850
Soon it will be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q4ZBVzL7JE

>>55103773
Based and saved kek

>>55103773
kek
maximum olfactory impact

>>55103534
I This toilet will not arrive before i shat my pants

>>55103714
According to pricing online it's over $100 per square foot. It'd still be cheaper to use a composite wall.

>>55103951
Weight may be a factor tough, the lem in the apollo program removed windows to save weight so it may be a problem in our mobile flying toilets.

>>55103534
Imagine the fuel.

>>55103588
I’d tense up if I tried to pee in one of these things and be unable to go and just be standing their awkwardly. Feels bad not being an alpha male….

>>55105617
You get used to it.

>>55103534
Hmmm. This is a tough one. Do they deliver to Russia?

>>55105617
here's how to get over that psychological barrier
drink a shit ton of water
more than you think
wait till you need to go
then drink coffee and wait a little longer
take the longest and loudest piss of your life and pissmog everyone within earshot
yuo will never care again

>>55103534
So ya get this operating and increase the penalties for urinating and defecating outside. Like if you're caught you get a 16 month sentence.

drone throne? the future is now

>>55103557
That would depend on several factors like available road infrastructure, peak hours, road capacity, and road/vehicle tax.
You're an obnoxious retard for thinking you know what the most profitable method would be despite having literally zero context for the business idea. What country is it in?
You're also a double retard for not realising this is an obvious shoop, for lulz.

>>55103550
I used to "accidentally" go into the girl's restroom in highschool. It was so nice catching a glimpse of girls peeing.

i actually imagined a business several months ago where you can summon a toilet in a van like an uber, after some thought i realized it was dumb. But people are apparently trying it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyobuumsVPA&ab_channel=AnjaliPriya%27SHappyLife

google toilet uber and a few results pop up

>>55103550
based. I used to hide in the girls stall and listen to hisghschool girls ( i was in highschool also) take big fat sharts

>>55103550
>>55105806
>>55105856
100% guaranteed jeets
the real reason porcelain is banned in india

I'm not seeing any room for sewage storage. Imagine it dumping over the street though

>>55103951
Glass weights more

>>55103557
Genuinely good idea but you just know it would lead to abductions.

>>55106327
make it an e-vehicle and disable the engine when someone is in the washroom

>>55103588
Amsterdams plastic public tulip pissers are great.

>>55105925
>porcelain is banned in india
wtf?

>>55106577
yup
just like beef

>>55103773
excellent.

https://youtu.be/kXRuM__U6Ok

>>55103773

>>55103773
How'd an nitwit like you get so tasteful?

>>55103534
Imagine standing there waiting for your shitcopter to land while everyone looks as it blows up tons of dust and debris.

>>55103588
Amsterdam was disgusting and I regret stopping through instead of spending more time at Marseilles
Imagine your city being so full of drunken retard tourists that you need to have these things to prevent inebriated public urination

>>55106753
Amsterdam is great, I'm glad I stopped through and went to the red light district to bang a tight young Eastern European whore before going on to Paris.

>>55105617
if you're a tourist you will not care, you don't know any of those people and will never ever see them again

>>55106753
>Marseilles
Amsterdam is a touristic shithole, but you're not going to convince me that you'd rather spend time in Europe's actual anus

>>55103773
HAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAH

>>55106753
Those look great whats wrong with them? I would piss in the river if it wasn't a sex crime

>>55103773
>OOOOOOOOOHHH WAAAAAAAAGIEEEEE

>>55103773
kek

>>55105856
cut in harald and kumar scene.

>>55103534
Could never imagine this being a joke. Nope got to put all my energy into arguing about this and criticizing it at once

>>55103773
LMAO!!!!!!!

>>55103534
>Shattle
I kek'd

>>55103773
king

>>55103773
top kek
/biz/ is back baby bull run imminent

>>55103534
Can you lock someone inside and order it around town?

>>55103557
They need to be very fast, 3 minutes waiting and your average American would have crapped their pants. It would be impossible without drones.

>>55103534
Holy shit, good idea, I will literally make this happen, If I'll have enough money

>>55103534
In the UK they had toilet chambers that rose from the ground at night and a guy was stuck halfway in one when it closed, so he was crushed at the waist by hundreds of tons of hydraulic pressure in a fucking toilet.

>>55108257
It's real
Could only find the death of a maintenance janny who got crushed working under the thing though.

>>55103534
You mean like a porto potty?

>>55103557
You'd have to pay the drivers and modern society is about being a cheap jew even if it hurts your ability to actually get customers.

>>55103773
This is what I’ll settle for without compromise. No king throughout history has experienced this

>>55109604
>lean over tired
>beep beep
>crushed to death by automated shitting chamber

This makes me think about a drone delivered emergency toilet paper service.

>>55109668
Make a bidet for me.
So i can drip asswater all over everyone on their morning commute.

>>55108147
The time has come

>>55103588
Paris toilets are worse

>>55103687

i dont even need to ask to know it was in a european airport, fucking fags

>>55111084
kek

>>55103773
CLEAN IT UP WAGIE