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YOU PUSH IT

Germany, whatever happened there.

>tacos and burritos
Oh no no no.. The food is healthy but its generally rice, beans, greens, chicken. Not much on the spice front. Mexico, Peru, Argentina, and brazil have complex flavours on continental latin America. Everywhere else the food tends to be more bland. Also Claro sucks and you'll get ripped off at the airport unless you can get an illegal uber. The capital sucks and going anywhere can take forever. But its drop dead gorgeous and not super hot in june.

Repost. Also -- the women are a decent 6/10. Slightly prettier and more spanish than surrounding countries. Not as friendly/sociable.

SOUND AND RESILIENT

>>55100859
Chances of the meme coin being minted if there's no deal?

>>55100903
imagine the CPI

Democrats are trying to squeeze in some energy reforms as part of the debt ceiling deal. Democrats actually wanting to cut red tape to pump their solar/wind bags.

>>55100903
0%
the meme coin is a thought experiment not an actual plan.

>>55100894
great youre already here. Im going to go in the winter. where do you suggest i travel to? currently looking at san jose i guess.
you say the hookers are 6/10? thats pretty lame. what else is there to do besides cooming? and what else should I keep in mind to not get ripped off

>>55100859
MCD forgot my sweet and sour sauce!

I understand being out and not making money, but I really hope you haven't been losing money in this market.

Yields are always right in the end.

Bulls after hours celebration edition

Any AMC baggies get one of these?

>>55100980

Apparently, the US has until June 5th. I thought the deadline was today.

>>55100962
I just throw my savings into the casino every payday and mostly forget about it. When we return to better times all the money I've lost will come back to me with dividends.

>>55100926
Nah was there circa covid. In my opinion its easier to pick up other travelers there than locals but if your spanish is passable the worlds your oyster. The capital is an urban hellhole. Big location I went that was 10/10 worth was Mount Arenval (no lava though) and monteverde and the cloud forest. Gets chilly in the mountains. I would say the biggest issue is how expensive everything is since the country relies on eco tourism. Generally good quality but you definitely pay for it. I cheaped out and bought standing room ticket to monteverde. For seven hours. After two I sat my ass on the rear tirewell. My ass got hot but some german girls got on. Used my decent German for an American to get some talking company. Ended up getting invited to stay at their hostel since hadnt even booked accomodation. My room? By random chance it was theirs. I was the only dude in that room with three german girls. One was dying of fever though so she wasnt any fun but got drunk off cheap wine and some retarded german card game and got some stonking great tits out of it.

However I am down 80% from my ath.

It's Friday night and the market is closed. What are you cool anons doing tonight?

>>55100997
They still havent passed a bill and since it has to start and pass the house.. Then pass the senate.. Then go to presidents desk the expectation is five days to pass it just in procedure alone.

>>55101022
>>55100824

Just got back from a KR run where I spent over $80 on basically fucking nothing. I am actively considering filing a landmark class action lawsuit against KR for price gouging on ice cream drumsticks. Consider this an insider warning to adjust your investments accordingly.

>>55100997
As someone outside the US it does rustle my jimmies that you have this circus every few years of rent-seeking parasites looking to play chicken with the global economy. I don't understand what motivates the parties to not agree on doing away with this 1917 tradition when the rest of the planet just raises debt automatically.

>hurr durr but it stops federal spending

It fucking doesn't. You've raised the debt ceiling over 100 times and all the riders attached to it are a joke.

>but muh local economy needs gibs

Things would be more prosperous if the US Government worked efficiently.

>>55101022
>walk hound
>shower
>gin and popcorn
>on patrol live

just got my first paycheck from my new job (warehouse maintenance) and have $500 from it to start investing with. What do I throw it at Tuesday? just start techmaxxing or should I wait until after the debt ceiling bs is over to get in? Trying to research over the weekend, but wanted /biz/'s advice

>>55101042
See that's the thing; people in congress are there for four things; the salary, the perks,the pension/retirement package, and the power. Sure they may say "oh I care about my voters" Fuck no, they only care about the voters keeping them in that position. The rest of it can fuck off.

>>55101022
Going to the gym to use the rowing machine to 4000m, then use the elliptical for an hour to target burn 950 calories and then cap off with some less strenuous upper body because I'm weak.

>>55101063
Is this a top signal ?

>>55101063
The best thing is to toss it into VOO/VTI as soon as you can and keep dumping into it as your paid. Don't gamble. You'd only fuck yourself. You'll think me later when your sitting on a fat wad as your retirement day nears.

>>55101084
Yes, No, Maybe, I Don't Care

>>55101036
Grow your own chickens

>>55101063
Basically, what this guy said: >>55101092
But I'll expand: don't start gambling on the market until you have at least 3 months of expenses (rent, food, etc) in a savings account. After that, try to save up a year's expenses in VOO or some other low cost index fund. Only THEN should you start gambling
>>55101099
Chickens don't make ice cream

>>55101063
My good sir, have you heard about our good lord and savior oil? We are at the bottom now. I promise.

>>55101022
contemplating suicide

>>55101063
Can you really trust /smg/? Pic related.

>>55101063
$500 is fucking nothing, Anon. Keep it as an emergency fund for when you need cash or think about investing in an low-cost index tracker.

>>55101074
Is there no progressive/reform movement in the US like you had with Teddy? It genuinely seems like the biggest threat to the US is its own system of government at this point that could easily tip back into robber-barons if there was need for a new rail network.

>>55101103
Ive got a creamy cock. If I wrap a watch around it that makes ice cream

>>55101022
I'm eating MCD nuggies (without sauce) and watching

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=--H8SY334Zw

>>55101063
Adjust your expectations, $500 is nothing getting a 10% annual return is pretty good but that’s a measly $50. Assuming you keep putting $500 every month for 12 months that’s 6k to keep it simple no compounding interest you will get $600. Don’t gamble don’t buy the hype and eat your vegetables
Don’t bother reading graphs unless you want anxiety

>SOXL 26 average

>>55101126
The US gov is too big with too much entrenched rent seekers. Too many favours owed to do anything and if its not obvious the check on this behaviour, voting, has been completely subverted. The only solution is small scale grassroots campaign that votes no to everything to force gridlock until something breaks.

>>55101063
don't listen to >>55101092 >>55101103 they give reddit-tier advice

you should be gambling when your playmoney is low amounts, get it out of your system, learn the lessons now instead of later with higher amounts like that poor anon who lost 20k holding SOXS without stop loss.

I would wait for a dip and then buy some leveraged long etf.

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>>55101149
Thanks anons, I've made up my mind and have decided to continually dump everything into RETO

>>55101168
I feel like I've been trolled and your original question was not sincere...

so NVDA goes to $1000 by the end of summer right? not because it makes sense or anything but it's clearly the new meme in town that every wise guy who's 'done the numbers' is going to blow themselves up on trying to short over and over again

>>55101176
new paradigm eh?

Well damn, what happens now? Is this the new floor and we crab around for three months like we were just doing? Is this just the beginning of a pent up tech moon mission after a year of red? I see things dipping again around the next FOMC meeting and then eventually resuming a generally positive direction when it becomes more clear that a pause or rate cuts are coming and more companies post decent earnings and guidance

>>55101156
Being stupid and not leveraging or hedging against your positions is what allows one to be a degenerate gambler
Using what little one owns to buy stocks with dividends is also one way of making cents on the dollar >>55101168
What the fuck

>>55101152
Do you think it'll hit 50 this year?

>>55101187
dump after debt deal is reached
FOMC we pump
everyone and their grandma knows FED will pause

It sure was informative to learn high interest rates only harm small caps. Fuck let's ride 20 some odd companies to SPY 5000 already.

>futures

>>55101063
gamblers always give up before they're about to hit it big. my advice to you anon is to start gambling on the riskiest assets, that's the only way you'll make it. also invest 1/5th of your salary into lottery tickets. retards ITT are fighting over measly 10% gains, but if you make it big with the lottery you're an automatic millionaire. also to keep your gambling senses sharp i'd advise routinely DCAing into slot machines at your local casino, at least $150 per week. it will pay dividends when you hit the jackpots, trust me. don't listen to the sterile retards ITT who try to fool you into buying bonds and shit that offer less return than inflation.

>>55101220
>gamblers always give up before they're about to hit it big
This is unironically true. I sold my TQQQ calls the other day after the first pump... right before they would have gained another 400%

>>55101036
You don’t know how to shop.

>>55101094
Can you repeat the question?

>>55101231
what the fuck, my Kroger only knocks off like 50 cents and the vegies inside have all started to turn colors

>>55100962
Mostly my positions are TSLQ, SOXS, and NVDS. Realized losses I'm about even for 2023, but if I sell my unrealized losses.......

Why can't there be 100x leveraged ETFs?

>>55101022
I've had beer and umeshu and after I finish my laundry I will be having whiskey, the adrenaline from trading SOXL calls this week is not fading at all

>>55101193
I hope...44 avg I fucked up swinging

>>55101152
I'm holding SOXL 26c;'s for next week, I am coming back for you, we will all prosper under Adolf Soxl

>>55101248
that’s just a glimpse of my daily finds here’s a pound of wagyu

>>55101307
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>>55101145
Lot of losers in this documentary... And the boomers calling the computer evil, fuckin based, but still a loser. I'm in the pits every day motherfuckers. The 0 dte pits. Wouldn't have it any other way. Wouldn't trade it for the world.

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>>55101355

>>55101307
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>>55101345
Do Americans really?
Bro buy a head of lettuce and some ham hock and slice it yourself wud is all the plastic waste nonsense

>>55101307
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>>55101345
Disgusting. Can’t you just invest $20 more per week into your health, and not buy such low quality food?

this /smg/ is not good

>>55100859
Why do I have this feeling that the us will default? Joe Biden is greatly incompetent as a leader and R/D relations have been extremely tense since Trumps inception into the White House

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_American_Civil_War

>>55101375
I hate it I get that you want to see the product but man plastic seeps in and stinks the meat up. No butcher paper?

>>55101371
lol u mad you overpay for groceries bro? sucks 2 suck

I want to hug and cuddle a cute femboy, give him forehead kisses and head pats, tells him he's precious and valuable, tease his buldge, massage his frenulum with plenty of lube until he writhes in ecstasy, have pillow talk about his passions and hobbies, then make sure he gets home safely the next day. This is financial advice.

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>>55101360
Jesus if any nigger deserved a 3 day time out by Jan the tranny janitor... ITS YOU. FUCK YOU. I CAN SMELL YOUR NIGGER BREATH. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I GOT HEEMED TODAY? NO YOU DONT. STOP SPAMMING YOUR FAGGY PIX

>>55101393
>home safely
<ngmi>

>>55101386
afterhours baby

When the hell did chuds get so much boycott power? i had to get out of both BUD and TGT because of it because of all of this boycott bullshit. shit like this should be illegal.

>>55101412
You drink pisss marketed as lager

>>55101392
This (((food))) will keep you sick

>>55101412
Chuds are the main consumer and not tranny faggots

>>55101419
All that plastic
Give him that estrogen
Man titties
I’m about to fuck the Kroger poster

>>55101375
How are you going to eat all of that expired food by tomorrow?

>>55101418
I don't drink anything BUD. But I liked their cutwater brand and it was really taking off

>>55101176
why didn't it go to 400 today if that's true?

>>55101419
it’s all the same everything you buy is processed.....I have a garden and 16 chickens and brooding more

>>55101431
kek expired

>>55101412
>nobody cared during gamergait because the gamers couldn't stop consuming
>nobody cared during comicgate because nobody read comics in the first place
>nobody cared during the kneeling niggerballs because the niggerball fans couldn't stop consuming

Finally, at least even if they can't stop consuming, they can consume something equivalent somewhere else.

>>55101443
It’s not all the same. Read the ingredient labels at least.

You’re paying the higher food prices either way… now or when you need your foot amputated from the diabetes in 2049. Might as well stay away from the health consequences and consider what you’re putting into your body now

>>55101448
It will be within the week. Some of that shit might be alright. But I don't want ax expired pre made hoagie if I don't have to. I bought a reduced sale lamb chop 2 nights ago, but I cooked it the next day

>>55101459
so dumb lol the ingredients are whatever the fucking veggies are inside and that’s it have fun paying full price for everything goy

>>55101471
Plus a shitload of glyphosate and risk of E. coli

>>55101017
Aside from the girls it looks like there are some fun things to do in Costa Rica like nature hikes and snorkeling, as you mention. So thats cool. Looking to be about a 4k trip. I have been learning Spanish too.

>>55101469
i typically eat it same day for lunch the thicc ribeye I didn’t buy but it was a deal the wagyu I took home and froze

>>55101459
This is the faggiest post I've seen this week. No offense.

how long did people take to hit 6 figures in their account?

>>55101491
The grocery jew hates when you pay those low prices.

>>55101508
I turned two figures into 4 figures in 3 days with SOXL so I can probably hit 6 figures next week

>>55101491
Sad!

>>55101508
1 year but then i held after congress sold and that was the worst mistake of my life now i baghold and get deals at the grocer

>>55101022
having ice cream with my mommy

>>55101168
BASED

June 1st 3M treasury bros... WAGMI... Yellen will pay the denbts...

>>55101508
It took me 5 years and it was almost all money that I had put into it instead of money I earned in the market.

>>55101489
That's a good find

>>55100962
T and WBD holder here, life is suffering

>>55101508
I increased my net worth by 5,500% when my father passed. Received a stepped up cost basis too. Thanks dad. I'm gonna whoop these faggots

>>55101508
over 4 years after graduating but I had student loans to pay. If your local state school is good and you get an in-demand degree you could probably do it in 2-3. One year is possible I guess if you get le epic rockstar coding job and live on the streets of SF to avoid rent (while somehow avoiding getting stabbed).

>>55101508
I got 3/4 of the way there in 2 years during the bull market starting with 4 figures. but ended up having to pause and spend most of it

so by my estimate 3 years of high risk trading in a bull market

>>55101603
Are we still in a bear market? Because aside from this month, making money for the past year has been fucking hell.

>>55101036
Theres a stock guy at my kroger that always tries to mislabel some tenderloin so he can take it home for 5 bucks. I've stolen it from him 3 times because he has to put it on the shelf or else he'd draw suspicion, and pick it up at the end of his shift. I just wait for him to finish stocking the meat and then I go over and sift through for it. Last time it was under the cube steaks. Cmon man. Rookie play. Thats bushleague shit

Now that I sold for a huge loss the market is going to dump next week I bet. Better FOMO back into SQQQ.

I sold my NVDA shorts after buying them on the 24% day, did I make a mistake (ie assuming it will continue to rise next week?)

>>55101625
technically no, but there's too many bears to say its a real bull market. bulls are increasingly bullshit mad that they can't convert more bears

>>55101231
Pass
>>55101307
Buy
>>55101326
Pass
>>55101345
Pass
>>55101355
Buy
>>55101360
Pass
>>55101375
Buy

>>55101655
I think you did the right thing. But I think you did the wrong thing by questioning yourself and past decisions. Next trade

>>55101625
too soon to tell, and by "tell" I mean "give a wild guess." I almost feel we won't get any stability until after the next election

>>55100859
Are e-bikes and e-cars only sustainable economically because they rely heavily on borderline slave labor?

>>55101645
>exploiting wagie dishonesty for profit
yeah, I'm thinkin based

>>55101694
Doesn't help that the fuckos want to play their song and dance with "will they won't they" raise interest rates or "will they won't they" raise the debt ceiling. Especially since it's obvious they're going too.

>>55101659
Higher for longer. Meaning I'm content with MM fund rates with the majority of my portfolio. And I'll short term trade my way into green with my non MM fund allocation. The buy and hold shit is for boomers making $250k plus a year W2 and have kids they want to pass those shares onto tax free upon death. I have no reason to hold long term. Until I start making some real money trading taxes are irrelevant for me with a $300k capital loss carryforward and no other income. So I'll need to make $350k this year to have $50k of taxable income. Granted my MM fund gives taxable interest/divvys not sure how they are categorized, but again no other income, that'll be taxed at 15% max

>>55101715
>Debt Default Rating Implications: [...] failing to make full and timely payments on debt securities [...] would be a debt default under Fitch's sovereign rating criteria and would lead us to downgrade the sovereign IDR to Restricted Default (RD). Affected debt securities would be downgraded to 'D'. Additionally, other LT debt securities with payments due within the following 30 days would likely be downgraded to 'CCC', and ST treasury bills maturing within the following 30 days would likely be downgraded to 'C'.
Honestly it's criminal Fitch hasn't already downgraded but it would be based if they downgraded all US gov debt to C or lower in a technical default.

>>55101645
Kek bushleague meat hider

>>55101736
>$300k capital loss carryforward
Of course you realize, that if you'd just stayed in nice safe non-meme plays you couldve had $300k more in your account right now and wouldn't have to rely on coomer daytrades to make bank??

anyone trade forex?

The fact that so many people are still bearish despite the bull market being 4 months old is proof we're just getting started.

>>55101773
nah I don't wanna lose my entire account in seconds

>>55101773
Forex traders don't last too long.

>>55101776
>RX 6750, Mr. Bond?
>How convenient for my RTX 4080. I'm sure you'll see a rise in both my NVDA shares and your lag.

v shaped bros
we're v shaping

>IMF now predicting that the fed needs to hike to 5.25% and then just hold
>if they go higher they could collapse the banking system
>by holding it until THE END OF THE FUCKING YEAR we can bring inflation down to 4%
Okay so it seems like 0.25% interest rates only work if you NEVER get inflation problems because if you do your financial system is basically a house of glass cards that will instantly shatter

>>55101776
its a bear market outside of the top 10. bears lose trying to short them and bulls lose trying to buy dips elsewhere. we all know where this is all going anyway, bears just think its too close and bulls think its too far away

>>55101764
Kek that was my professional series holder "tax loss harvesting" a diversified blackrock managed etf portfolio. I'm responsible for $50k of the $300k learning the options game. I'm not sweating it. The past is the past. He's gone. I'm in charge. And I'm doing things differently.

>>55101063
Honestly? Fucking nothing. Right now cash is giving you 4.5% returns. Just build a huge amount of "fuck you" money in your emergency fund so that you have a 1-2 years of living expenses paid for in cause of an emergency or losing your job

also start maxing your 401k, HSA, and Roth ira

>>55101764
>>55101806
Oh yeah and I paid $10k in fees to the guy for the privilege

>>55101789
>>55101783
seems like the best way to make money desu

>>55101715
>>55101740
Bonus:
>Governance is a weakness relative to 'AAA' rated peers
>General government debt fell to 112.5% of GDP at year-end 2022 (compared to 36.1% for the 'AAA' median)
>If the U.S. government prioritizes payments on debt securities such that they are made in full and on time but other financial obligations are not met fully on a timely basis, the IDR would likely be downgraded from 'AAA'

this shit is gold would recommend: https://www.fitchratings.com/research/sovereigns/fitch-places-united-states-aaa-on-rating-watch-negative-24-05-2023

>>55101806
>professional lost you $250k
damn that's insane bro glad you are trying to recover. but do it carefully. The market doesn't care if its your last dollar.

>>55101816
yeah it's the best way to lose it too though

>>55101806
People have killed for less, I'd be furious if some slackjawed faggot lost me 300k.

>>55101442
why didn't it dip back to a remotely sane valuation either? everyone's in disbelief but at the same time nobody is selling. So long as AI shows up in the weekly news cycle with a new job sector being threatened by it or a congressional panel where both sides of the aisle straightfacedly compare it to the nuclear bomb, AI memes will keep going up forever.

>>55101740
>Additionally, other LT debt securities with payments due within the following 30 days would likely be downgraded to 'CCC', and ST treasury bills maturing within the following 30 days would likely be downgraded to 'C'.
holy shit LTT yields would fucking sky rocket if this happens
do you have any idea how much yield is requires for a fucking C grade bond 20-30 years out?

the stock market would dump so hard, the entire LTT market would crash ala the great depression in reverse

>>55101823
>>55101842
Niggas get shot every day b. We'll be aight. We tough. I'm on a mission now.

How do I profit from the year of the bun?

>>55101903
>futures

What are these “in demand” degrees I could get if I returned to university?

>>55101042
Cuz you’re retarded. The democrats have weaponized the government against conservatives. They are funding anti-family, anti-conservative programs while weaponizing the alphabet agencies against regular people. You’re too stupid to know that so all you see is muh budget ceiling. Well, you can’t have an coup if you don’t have any money. Check mate.

>>55101912
>The poison of liberalism
Those are the learned elders words, not mine

i fell for the small cap value meme

Spent a little NVIDIA money on some AMZN calls today. Was a good choice.

>>55100977
Ponzis always collapse in the end

>>55101940
This time is different

Yields...

Balance sheet

>>55101940
even my 401k ?

Spreads

I just went from a 10k credit line to a 30k credit line

>On Friday consumer spending in the US was found to be resilient in the Personal Consumption and Expenditure data series

>Its core inflation gauge rose 4.7% on the year in April, having gained by 4.6% in March

>Markets think there’s about a 40% chance that US rates will go higher again next month. Inflation numbers like this could see that probability rise, supporting the Dollar further

Fake market, fake economy, fake president, fake government, fake society.

>>55101645
just think for a minute how soft and docile the world has become. then for a moment think about the butcher. his job is to sunder flesh from bone, to saw up corpses and mop up blood. every single day. and furthermore the thing he's doing, he's risking his job for it. so you're telling me you found the guy in your town most comfortable with violence, who has shown disdain for social norms and conventions, and you're going to take advantage of him and think everything is gonna be ok? you're playing with fire bigtime and i'd suggest you stop.

>>55102006
no.

>>55102019
fake (You)?

>>55102019
>he saved the cuck image

It's the C3, C4, and C5

>>55102044
No, just fake (You).

>>55102050
apu gon git sum fr fr no cap

BBBY general and Chainlinkies should combine and make a MEGABAGGIE general

>>55102061
link is still above a dollar though at least right?

>>55102066
For now, it's nipping on some Luna heels.

>markets closed Monday
wtf this is such bullshit

WITH OR WITHOUT YOU

>>55102033
The guy who cuts the meat and the guy who puts it on display are two seperate people my guy.

I lost so much money this week.

>>55102203
Lmaooo bro why are you buying right now should have bought during the Covid dip

>>55102209
tfw didn't have a job during the covid dip.

>>55102106
what even is memorial day? like, what do you do on memorial day? are there gifts? are there turkeys? why close the markets I dont understand at all.

I'm at the bar and there's cuties sitting right next to me :|

i made 4k in 2 days doing nothing.

>>55102248
ask them if they think wooden doors can keep gas in

>>55102257
LOL, I'll see if it comes up naturally my man

>>55102033
Are you retarded? It’s the Jewish restocker who purposely mislabels the meat the butcher gets his union pay and doesn’t care if the meat sells or rots

>>55102248
open with "The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race."

>>55102243
You watch the Indianapolis 500 and KO 600 on Sunday, then do a cookout on Monday, and think about all the people who died protecting this country so you could s

Boboids are losers.

what a wasted day, cant believe its almost over. fucked up big time today, im in shambles.

>>55102248
uhhh bros......... what are we drinking this friday night ?????

i am drinking a gin and tonic

>>55102284
nothing. i dont drink.
>inb4 you must be fun at parties
i dont go to parties

>>55102284
I'm drinking anything but Bud Light

>>55102274
Time tested high quality ice breaker.

>>55102284
red wine (box)

>>55101109
Thanks fren, wagmi

>>55102282
It's fine bro, tomorrow you try again

What's up guys. Just got bad from a Target run. Had some Bud Light on sale. Anything happening?

>>55102299
we'll see. im considering buying a leap on something. its just hard. i cant sense where the market is heading at all. AI might really cause a tech boom, whether its founded on real product or hype, the market can be retarded. or it could all be a sham and we're moments away from a huge correction.

>>55102290
umm not evencoffee or water or Monster Energy Zero Ultra (Ticker Symbol MNST)

>>55102305
>whats up guys
whoa there, thats gendered language. better correctly use folx before you crack open that bud light.

>>55102313
no i hydrate through my pores.

>>55102313
>MNST
>boglebros told me to invest in boring index funds instead of the best stock known to man.
yes that's correct, $10,000 invested in MNST in the year 2000 would be worth $12 mill today, and that's without leverage or options.

>>55102309
Do you just not know what to do with your money?
You could just use it for something other than smg

>>55102243
I don't remember think it has something to do with the holohoax

>>55102313
Based caffeine chad
I’m on my third pre workout scoop

>>55102332
i mean, no i want to make money. the market feels unpredictable right now. if we were at any moment other than this weird inflation/rate-rising/AI shit, id have put it in UPRO i guess. i think i do need to take a break.

I just donated $200 to Trump so he can purge the shills that have been raiding /smg/. I'm going to donate another $2k after he wins the primary. I encourage everyone else to do the same.

>>55102378
?

>>55101022

>>55102378
Damn, you don’t think Florida man Ron Desantis is a good candidate? Trump has served his purpose but unless he has full support and won’t be retarded camel toe harry tier democraps will win by default
Fuck glowies however liberal faggots are a more immediate threat

Tomboys are not female to male trannies

Ahhhhhhhh

>>55102389
Hint: look for clusters of 1PBTIDs and repetitive catchphrases around certain sensitive subjects.

t. black belt nooticer

>>55102329
the only good time to buy mnst was back in '03 and sell in '06

>>55102398
I think he's a good candidate, but I have less confidence that DeSantis will follow through with the brutal purge that the FBI, DHS, NSA, etc. need right now. Trump has flaws, but the fact that he has a score to settle will make him most likely to follow through, IMO.

im still shell shocked from the thrashing i took during 2022 bear market . dont really know how to make sense of anything. market and my positions are having massive unrealistic rallies for weeks. getting priced out even though i want to buy. anyone else feel the same?

>>55102413
Reasonable response, but what we really need is reform in all sectors. Zoomers pave the way

>>55102329
ok now post the chart if you invested in every small cap beverage company in 2000

>>55101355
Built for food poisoning

>LE ECONOMY IS GOLLABSING FOR REAL DIS TIME GUISE
Bobo is getting paniced, lads.

Bullish.

>>55102438
Monster is the #1 best performing stock over the last 20 years. Few people realize its power.

>>55102454
ok, but you didn't buy monster 20 years ago, you're posting about it after the returns already happened
I can pick any random large cap company and LARP in my mind about holding the stock for 20 years, it means absolutely nothing

>>55102461
yes, I wasn't making myself out to be a genius stock picker, I was just reflecting how an unassuming beverage company performed better expected, even better than tech giants. Perhaps "the 30 year old boomer" was an artifically injected meme by their marketing department? big if true.

>>55101108
God I wish I was that floor

>and you don't seem to understanddd
>a shame you seemed an honest man
>and all the fears you hold so dear will turn to whisper in your ear
>and you know what they say might hurt you
>and you know that it means so much
>and you don't even feel a thingggg
>I AM FALLINGG
>I AM FADINGGGG
> I HAVE LOST IT ALLOEELl

>>55102430
>getting priced out even though i want to buy. anyone else feel the same?
I kinda feel that way. I wanted the bear market to last a tad longer so I could put in my salary each month. But I'll stick to the plan, it probably would be a mistake to change the strategy on a whim.

>>55102520
Based Rainchad

>>55101022
Playing Zelda

Thinking of putting 2k into Intel on Monday what do you guys think?

>>55102552
Short Intel

I just ordered Chinese Food on this auspicious Jewish Holiday(Shavuot)

is this bullish or bearish for the Shanghai Composite Index

>>55102529
dca?

>>55102560
I don't think it'll go down any lower

>>55102570
Yeah, though not particularly by choice, it's just that nowadays I don't have much more cash to add into the market, I have to wait for my salary. But it's fine by me, overall, I like the peace of mind DCA provides, though it's always frustrating when the market pumps like 5% just before you get your paycheck. I swear it always goes that way.

I feel sick, I bought SQQQ
I can't FOMO into TQQQ, but I also can't lose more in SQQQ. I am heemed

>>55102589
Honestly short SQQQ SHORT THE SHORT

>>55102319
>whoa there, thats gendered language. better correctly use folx before you crack open that bud light.
Fuck, sorry about that, xe. It was my white privilege.

>>55102546
Based

This Nasdaq "bull pump" is RIDICULOUS and IRRESPONSIBLE. I demand to speak to the CEO of CME immediately.

David Soxl has gone too far this time.

>>55102629
>>55102624
Putin needs to fucking nuke David Soxl so I can make my money back

>>55101022
>this chick would be like at least 5 points above his league in 2023
What happened with hoeflation? How did things get so bad?

>>55101022
Have to work this weekend unfortunately, but I'm going to visit my parents on Monday for a barbecue. My father is smoking ribs.

>>55102695
make sure to show us you eating ribs john-chan

>>55102694
Getting pussy in the early 2010s was like shooting fish in a barrel. I don't think I ever went to bed alone a single day during my early and mid 20's. Things are vastly different now. I genuinely feel bad for zoomers.
>>55102700
Of course. Also I hate this goblina so much it's unreal.

>>55102700
She's probably a 6/10 where he's from. He also wouldn't have much respect for her because to his people any lady who isn't covered head to toe might as well be a whore. Just funny how on 4chan she is immortalized when to many people in the real world she's nothing special

>>55102749
youre a loyal man
>>55102750
this is serena mello general anon, watch your back

>>55102750
Don’t talk shit about my wife you stupid incel faggot

>>55102588
ive been holding off from buying since last year because faggot bears here keep crying the market is gonna crash any day. yeah well that never happened, now soxl has pumped like 25% 2 days in a row. was planning to buy end of the month, missed the mega pump by a few days

>>55102700
i ate ribs today
this bitch got us some ribs
and i ate half
THEN
after we ate them she said hey give me some money to help pay for those ribs
and i was like
BITCH
i just lost a fuckin bunch of money to fuckin
BOIL
today and you didn't say jack fuckin shit
about im getting us some ribs but i expect you
to
chip
in
and then i was like
BITCH
i will give you the $4 i was going to use to get
a
WEN
bargain bag and was going to use a
COUPON
for some free
BACONATOR FRIES
and she was like
NO
THAT
IS
NOT
ENOUGH
so i was like
BITCH
here is you
TREE MO DOLLA
and i dont want to hear shit else about those fuckin ribs ever again
and also
FUCK THA DUTCH
for making a deal with
THA FUCKIN CHINKS
to get NATGAS
instead of getting it from us
the only thing the dutch ever made on their own that was worth a fuck was
VAN
FUCKING
HALEN
and they were backstabbing assholes too.

>markets

https://youtu.be/-tUx4eksG1g

>>55102761
I'm a man of virtue

>>55102811
I don’t understand TikTok’s

/smg/ is an anime thread

i have autist charm, its this thing were i can just talk to anyone and befriend them. i smoked some meth(just a lil) with 2 gangsters once the same day i met them because of this innate ability. later on in the night we ended up at a gaybar for some reason after smoking some cones with his crew. i sorta bailed on them after the one dude started getting aggro (the energy was turning for him, maybe he had too much). anyway so somehow i made friends with 2 fags inside the joint, not like i was particularly trying or anything but like i said - autist charm.
so for some reason i ended up going back to their apartment in the city, i kept trying to tell them i wasnt a faggot, but im really handsome so its understandable. i mentioned i wanted to do more drugs coz the meth was sorta wearing off because i only did a lil squirt.
so we get back to the fag pad, the one guy brings out a couple sus looking pink pills. looks like complete bunko shit. im like nah this looks fake as fuck thinking its not gonna do shit (crushed that shit up anyway n we all did a massive bump).
turned out to be the strongest fucking mdma/coke mix ive ever had and ive had a fair deal of good molly in my day. anyway i think they mightve been trying to rape me but who knows. i split that joint and went home and jacked off to anime tiddies.

and that friends in the power of tism charm

/smg/ is a 3D girl board

>>55102867

>>55102864
Dude you got raped
There is a tracker inside your now

>>55101645
i approve of this

>>55100859
>I missed a 3x leveraged move 7 points to the upside on the weekly

>>55102873
nah my asshole is intact not like i blacked out but i came close to it, that pink shit hit me like a fucking freight train. luckily i have a fairly high tolerance to substances from abusing them all through my 20s. im sort of like Grigori Rasputin. although im not certain of their intentions. i think they mightve been trying to actually rape me which is somewhat concerning retroactively. i've had way crazier times than this in the past anyway. im probably the loosest cunt to ever grace this site and still be alive

>>55101156
how much for a broad like this

>>55102914
If I was there I wouldn't need to feed you drugs to take your bussy

>>55102938
$500, at least if you’re not a fat slob
>t. experience

>>55102398
>>55102378
so far it's desantis who went to israel and has the relevant back up of the chosen ones
think twice before going against them

>>55102944
i have to get on the plane then..

Wr should make a 20$ challange. The one who manages to gain most out of investing 20$ over 3 months

>>55102944
Ahh if it isn't the purveyor of clown pussy. What are your plans this weekend scoopsies.

>>55102943
i very much doubt it rocker. i used to be a black belt back in the day and was actually /fit/ and swole as fuck at one point couple years ago. i still have retard strength. i would crack that pudgy head of yours like a melon. pop.

besides you are old and used up now(like a discarded dialator). the vigor left you long ago. but me, the spirit of the double dragon still courses through this vessel like Adonis. a marvel of human excellence and perfection. one of the greats, someone whom Bateman himself looks up to.

>>55102966
This is a mr beat my meat type video idea

>>55101063
VOO in a tax advantaged account. Put it in an IRA or 401K every paycheck and dont touch it.

>>55102980
If i'm 12 beers deep literally nothing can stop me. I don't care if you're a black belt or not. When you get someone like me throwing my whole mass at you, you will be defensless. No amount of board breaking can prepare you for this. Also is jam anon still around?

>>55102980
That's an impressive forehead

>>55102994
Sir, you're one second from feeling the wrath of my katana.

>>55102994

>>55102994
>is jam anon still around?
i've wondered that too and thought maybe that was him posting the cats yesterday.

>>55103002
Before I can even consider you a worthy opponent, you need to post your hands.
>>55103003
fucking kek, nicely done with the picture.

>>55103015
i think the bear market cataclysm of 2022 has claimed many an anon. they are lost perhaps, like tears...in the rain

What would the official theme for the USA default be, assuming it even happens for real?

https://youtu.be/h8MpC1fTnZ4

>>55103029
https://youtu.be/WUEVJ0N6I1A

All you DAMN VILLAINS STOP SHORTING THE MARKET!

>>55103048
I only short frauds and shitcos these days

>>55103048
why cant you just join bull bros in reigniting this next golden bull run kpop anon

we can save you

>>55103022
he was around a good bit this year
by that type of notion the timing would better line up with maybe he got heemed by BOIL

>>55102907
it somehow feels worse than losing money

Alright you /smg/ night life party rockers! It's time for Johnny fathand's song of the night! This song is a straight dab on zoomers. Zoomers will never know how comfy it was to be a 90's kid. So lets put our hands together for "Jane Says" by Jane's Addiction.

https://youtu.be/i7Q_8q3XXrQ
https://youtu.be/i7Q_8q3XXrQ
https://youtu.be/i7Q_8q3XXrQ

>>55102106
Three days for investors to realize that this AI pump is bullshit.

>>55103076
This is a dead cat bounce.

Is biz getting even shittier?

>>55103238
>anons claiming smg is a 3dpd thread
What do you think?

>>55103238
/Biz yes
/Smg sorta a lot of bears just got heemed from NVDA and now there all crying

>>55102347
There is always going to be some random weird shit going on, massive psyops, etc
9/11, war on terror, war on drugs, war on invisible diseases which you can test positive for even if you are healthy and doing fine (lets just call that being """asymptomatic""" #trustthescience)
There is always going to be weird political shit, unless we break free from globohomo's clownworld show somehow, but then the stock market won't matter because we all get to live in peace and prosperity anyways

>>55100859

became a millionare earlier this year and now I'm halfway to the next million thanks to all the retarded bobo fucks who keep donating money to my tech and semiconductor bags

all you had to do was buy the fucking dips and ignore all doomer idiot bobos

/smg/ is over

>>55103281
Fuck Carvana
And fuck coinbase

>>55103404
/smg/ is eternal

>>55103281
I am bearish(cash only) and tried to warn the bears in this thread to stay away from NVDA because it was going to be a rocket to 350 or a giga dump and so many people died on the way to 300 already. 25% in one day is ridiculous though

>>55103404
im 5 drinks in im just druink

>China's industrial profits down 20.6% in first 4 months of 2023

c-china numba w-won

>>55103483
sounds like its time for them to rebound, i bet they'll need lots of semiconductors

>>55103486
China is failing to squeeze profits out of the 3rd worlders they've been cozing up too, whilst nato are strategically moving away from them. China better start playing americas games or they'll start losing to the dreaded pajeets

also i got a great AI play idea yesterday. i now know which is the AI play to make.

I wish I could have sex

Explain yesterday.

>>55103621
I'm just as impressed by the cat's ability to put the precise amount of force in to each jump to just clear it and no more.

>>55103691
The market had a ton of money betting heavily on downside moves. Some of this money capitulated and added fire to the bull run.

>>55103017
>2012
God take be back one more time please.

>>55103691
hedge funds were short the most theyve ever been

Complete novice here. If I spend the next weeks devoting myself to doing research and watching the market, is there any way I'd be able to a decent return off a few thousand I'd be willing to burn?

This shit makes no sense at all to me.
It's like the market has just completely forgotten about the fiscal environment.
The sector weighting is completely backwards because of fucking chatbots.

>>55103780
>If I spend the next weeks

it takes years to learn the market. find a system that suits you and focus on minimizing losses.

Baking

So where's the big debt ceiling market crash? It should have started by now. Market manipulators notwithstanding. Well, jokes on them, I'll keep adding to my shorts until there is a capitulation of this manipulation.

>>55103883
>>55103883
>>55103883
>>55103883
baked

good work

>>55103834
ai means productivity