/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55099104
what sounds more likely
>sudden bonds rally leading to fed cuts
>sudden fed cuts leading to bonds rally

>>55099171
>I buy soxl at $15
>Take profit Wednesday at $17.30
>It immediately pumps to $23 after I sell

Everything is bullish

>>55099177
I choose the latter

>>55099177
Clearly the latter.

> Stone --> Bronze --> Iron --> Classical --> Medieval --> Renaissance --> Industrial --> Information --> Artificial Intelligence
> Yes lets buy SOXS

>>55099185
Could be worse. You could have bought at $16, rode it out as it crabbed around 13 forever, sell at 15.5 just to see it hit 17.3 and then 23 days later.

Pretty wild, lots of people are up 40-150% this year - even my retarded ass is up 25%

>>55099177
why would bonds rally when the stocks are giving better returns?

soon

>>55099205
for the same reason as sudden fed cuts :^)

>>55099205
retard

Watching all this shit from sidelines clutching cash like a faggot I am. Missing out makes me wanna kill myself.

>>55099205
5% is risk free though, and the other rates will be lower. So of course the 5% will cost more than the rest of bonds. It's just how the curve works

I bought NVDS today

Hey guys, I see everyone's pretty hyped

>>55099226
You'll be dabbing on the bagholders within a couple months.

feds are not cutting rates. I know none of you are actually thinking this, but just to reiterate, not happening yet.

I just buy whatever has a cool name and hope I get above 10% returns after a year.

YOU PUSH IT

>>55099234
Based I'm tempted to short but I'm waiting for weakness to show in this retard rally. And I dont understand the valuation, so nvidia could technically be fairly priced if AI chips are truly growing 1000s of percent every quarter.

>>55099238
anytard who ever actually thought they would cut this year is plumb fucking retarted

>>55099240
Is Cramer the new market legend?

Just two more weeks until the technical pullback that all bobos are desperately waiting for.

>>55099239
Tourmaline Oil.

more bobo posting please, I get scared when /smg/ is bullish

MUMU-sama...

>>55099232
Its not risk free. Its the lowest relative risk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lizoPzNPC-I

>>55099226
Don't feel too bad
I sold these the other day for 60 cents, after buying them for 74

>>55099246
Well that particular tweet's fake, but he did say he named his dog Nvidia the other day. Make of that what you will.

>>55099209
good to see the market price in a rate hike on a green day going into a long holiday weekend. comfy even

>>55099185
same, took some profits earlier today during EU hours, thinking there will surely be a pullback when the US market opens. I completely underestimated the retard strength of this pump.

I’m down all my gains this year because I tried to short tech and sold my tech holdings too early

>>55099238
Yes, because the economy is strong, unemployment is low, GDP is positive, inflation has peaked, the disinflationary process is occurring, and 5% rates are still historically low

You still don't get it

>>55099177
Look at the chart of the 10 year yield. It looks like it's about to jump 100 basis points higher, at the least. The peak 10 year yield this year might be as high as 6.5%.

Where did all the JEPI shills go?

So what's the new bobo cope now that the "unbreakable" 4200 "resistance" has broken?

VIX market maker paypigs tongue my anus

>>55099247
there's always one anon, always one

>>55099254
ok i better inform the finance community they're using risk free rate wrong, i will cite your post

>>55099274
Either died or on a cruise in Bahamas given how anyone who buys JEPI must be at least 60 years old

>>55099271
bonds rally means yields go down. of course yields are going up due to higher inflation leading to more expected rate hikes so no bonds rally

post P/L on the day

>>55099195
>china invades Taiwan
Nothing personal kid.

Any realistic bets for how high SOXL could run this year? 40? 50 even?

>>55099247
>>55099238
Feds will cut in July

I saw it in my dream

Him

>>55099249
>Tourmaline Oil.
Resistance at 81.50 currently 59, based I'm buying it, thanks for the hot tip

I hope SOXL_shill didn't rope last year

>>55099305
85

>>55099295
We are many months away from any kind of bond rally. The near term direction for bonds is down.

>>55099280
They are all crying and buying rope, at least until the next momentary dip then they'll be back gloating furiously is my expectation.

>>55099298
Up 18% today or about $2500

>>55099318
thats the point

>>55099280
i'm expecting some china news or some ukraine news, or some other garbage news story to scare people on Tuesday

>>55099313
No problem anon. Based on my DD it's also just a great natgas producer as well so I can assure you it's not some no-name shitco. Also pays a dividend so there's that as a bonus. One of my larger holdings.

>>55099317
If it got that high I would shit my pants

>>55099330
That was my point.

>>55099315
Lumschizo is alive and well, anon

>>55099290
tyty
tell them I said they're idiots and my puts will pay in the end.

>>55099315
hes in the threads if you know what to look for

>>55099249
ssshhhh..... next earnings we awaken

>>55099281
>VIX market maker paypigs
i hate those fucking guys

>MOC IMBALANCE 2.4 BLN SELL-SIDE.

>>55099270
>and 5% rates are still historically low
They are but not according to the market

>>55099349
I'm holding for like 3-5 years at least personally. Looking forward to the divvies and production growth.

Bears, have you pulled out of your positions? What do you even do in this situation?

>>55099340
what makes me think that is if you look at the 1x leveraged etf BAKA. SOXL looks kinda lame so I'm probably right

>>55099343
Those are not the same person

>>55099247
>plumb fucking retarted
You could find him in the pub with a grub stain
Chuggin' on a small tub of pain to his bugged brain
Sane, some say he plum crazy
Amazed at how he still get paid, but dumb lazy
That's for him to know and for you to guess
Won't be caught in a suit vest at no computer desk

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>55099221
Its not so much that I bought SOXS, its that I botched using it, failing to have a proper plan in place. I can recount a few points of failure.
1. I initially bought it for a swing trade of one or two days. Usually when I do these trades I sit at my computer watchign it until I close the trade. This is so I can decide if I made enough and so Im pressured on-the-spot, imaging how much money ill lose if it goes the wrong way. Instead I had to leave for work at a new job and couldnt look at it all day.
2. After I saw it was down, I decided to hold more because greed and cockiness overtook me. Thats something I shouldnt do with an inverse etf like this. Plus, once again I left for work.
3. Once I was down a lot for the first time I was stressed and wanted to make my money back so I made the decision to hold through nvda earnings even though I knew they were going to beat it. I did know, it was obvious, but I convinced myself something unexpected might happen. I could have sold for a loss of 4k instead of 20k.
So the point is with these inverse etfs is to not hold them because of decay, which i am not doing now by cutting my losses, and to exit fast no matter what. i will never hold an inverse etf for this long again.

>>55099340
>>55099369
I mean S M H wtf 4chan

>>55099304
lmao, lol even. Let see them try, it will only confirm western superiority for 100 years in addition to the 50 years we're getting right now. That would be a gift given on a golden platter.

>>55099304
>china invades Taiwan
nice fantasy chang, shame you can't beat the US Navy

>>55099304
This isn't happening retard. You gulp up propaganda while billionaires steal your money. Hard to feel bad for idiots that walk off a cliff by choice.

>>55099315
he didn't. he sold half his SOXL stack at the 200 SMA and kept the other half.
he's still here, somewhere. maybe.

>>55099378
+1.95%

>>55099378
+1.16%

>>55099383
a bunch of poorfag barefoot sand niggers beat the US army though.

>>55099378
0

>>55099372
Is that a man?

>>55099378
+3.02%, +$3024

>>55099304
china isnt an aggressive country and hasnt been in a war longer than you've been alive yet you people keep eating up that theyre the bad guys

>>55099378
-40%. im done trading for at least a year.

>>55099349
>>55099361
qrd?

>>55099360
My contracts expire in August so no

>>55099382
>>55099383
>>55099386
You will learn.

I’m down a bunch on SQQQ. I guess I have to capitulate

>>55099378
closed everything for 30% gains and i'll be picking up your guys bags in a few months

>>55099378
+19.48%

>>55099410
NA natty goin up. TOU is a high quality natty producer. Also sells some of its production for a hefty premium to LNG export facilities and Commiefornia. 40% production growth lined up for the next five years.

>>55099406
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020%E2%80%932021_China%E2%80%93India_skirmishes
whats this then

>>55099413
I wish that was me rn

>>55099307
>market value: 556

>>55099270
Mein Neger

jesus christ what have i done

>>55099424
>TOU
what's the difference between TRMLF and TOU? One is on the Toronto exchange and the other is OTC

>>55099416
Don't forsake your training.
You can only buy more until you sell at a profit.

>>55099450
WHAT
I'VE
DOOOOOOOONE

>>55099451
You answered you own question.

>>55099435
Don't forget the appropriate pic. And yes I agree, having a gook woman choking me out while the last thing I see is her brapper is a kino way to go.

>>55099378
+6.54

Up +33,4% for the week so far.

>>55099383
First their navy has to float.

never forget what they took from you

>>55099459
looks like I can only buy the OTC ticker with my broker. Is TOU strictly for leafs? i'm not really familiar with stocks listed on multiple exchanges with different tickers

>>55099454
But what happens when I run out of money and the market goes up for 3 years

>>55099407
Is that all?

>>55099491
I'm a yuro and I have no problem buying TSX listed stocks. Not a big fan of OTC since the volume tends to be so low over there.

>>55099503
Which brokerage do you use?

>>55099503
interesting, thanks for the info, i'm sure there are some US brokers I can go with that can get me access, but not worth researching for me. I'm a 0 dte nigga for the most part

>>55099509
IBKR. It's the best one I have access to as a yuro.

>>55099396
>a bunch of poorfag barefoot sand niggers beat the US army though.
counterinsurgencies are unwinnable without genocide or concentration camps

anyways a counterinsurgency =/= a naval war with 1 side a complete novice and the other side is arguably the most successful naval power in history

real cool transient halt to atvi while they move some shit around after hours and then go back to raping everyone in the asshole ujnder the pretense that blizney isn't af u cking joke fuck you bobby

Also: Will the cartoon, simpsons tier Joe Biden SCAM ever FUCKING END.

do I buy more SOXL on Monday?

>>55099528
How much cash and SOXL do you currently have? How big is your portfolio?

>>55099528
you should be buying SOXL every day

>>55099185
Next time savor your victory and sell it a little at a time.

>>55099535
You should be selling SOXL today and buying SOXS.
I had SOXL to sell because I bought the dip.
Just like I had SOXS to sell when it was on the rise.
Pairs are intended to be traded together.

>>55099416
>I’m down a bunch on SQQQ. I guess I have to capitulate
I mean, I just sold TQQQ so maybe it's at bottom for you.

>>55099528
Ha got lucky and shorted this an hour before this came out. Hopefully, the news picks it up and fear mongers all weekend.

https://www.handelsblatt.com/unternehmen/industrie/elektromobilitaet-mein-autopilot-hat-mich-fast-umgebracht-tesla-files-naehren-zweifel-an-elon-musks-versprechen/29166564.html

>>55099555
>You should be selling SOXL today and buying SOXS.
>I had SOXL to sell because I bought the dip.
>Just like I had SOXS to sell when it was on the rise.
>Pairs are intended to be traded together.
Checked and likely correct

>>55099396
Would've been a tie if it weren't a certain someone's fault

Anyone got any plans for the long weekend?

>>55099513
ty

fuck this gay market

>>55099555
bro just guess the market direction on both ends and you'll make a lot of money!!!!!!

>>55099577
that's the entire idea of daytrading and SOXL and SOXS are designed for intraday trading.

Is Tesla going to hit $215 again, bros?

>>55099555
I will be selling SOXL all the way up to $40+, but I'd never touch SOXS. If SOXL starts going back down again, I'll just buy back in and repeat the process, SOXS isn't needed at all in the well oiled money making machine that is cyclically trading SOXL.

>>55099555
>You should be buying SOXS in the middle of an AI pumpp
retard alert

>>55099487
people in 1981 were unironically investing in nuclear fallout shelters

>>55099584
>SOXL and SOXS are designed for intraday trading.
this is just something they legally have to tell you
in reality SOXL is up 3000%+ since inception in 2012
good luck guessing market direction on both ends though sounds totally sustainable and good.

>>55099493
If you think that is likely then you shouldn't be short to begin with.

>>55099587
>I'd never touch SOXS. If SOXL starts going back down again, I'll just buy back in and repeat the process
this is the correct way of doing it

buy or sell SOXL, but hold when in doubt; if you fuck up the timing, at worst you just get your gains back later

fuck up the timing on SOXS and your trading days are over

>>55099195
>ChatGPT can write basic essays for 15 year old high school students BUY BUY BUY

>>55099595
soxs will decay worse because the market trends upwards so holding it long will reduce your position to zero over time.

>>55099378
-14.27%

>>55099591
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2023/05/massive-trove-of-tesla-files-contains-thousands-of-safety-complaints/

How about at the beginning of the AI is Scawwy down pump

>>55099619
yes correct
don't buy and hold inverse ETFs

>>55099591
Did you not see how handily SOXL got its ass kicked during a chip shortage because of macro concerns?
Germany is in recession. The UK is having a mortgage crisis.
We are likely to have a crisis over the debt ceiling, and the banking crisis as well as the inflation crisis are not over.
If you feel too good or too bad chances are that the reversal is in.

>Yellen now has less money than your average Mexican day laborer

>>55099595
It's cheaper to drive your car without insurance until you get in a wreck.
What will you do if the market trends down for five years?

>Friday night
What can I get you, anon?

>>55099596
That’s true, I think we’re gonna get heemed in June-August. Germany just entered a recession and I think we’ll start seeing cracks soon

>>55099639
follow the 200 SMA leveraged rotation strategy like i've been doing for a few years and avoid that exact situation

>>55099626
Asia is rallying. US is rallying. Fuck europoors.

>>55099640
Hennessy, in honor of this LVMH recovery

>>55099493
All you need is a gun and a liquor store.

>>55099652
1987.

A nice ai rally before diablo 4. yaaay

>>55099653
shiiieet sippin' Hennessy fr fr

>>55099378
Based ding poster.
+2.31%, about 2k, a nice return form MSFT, NVDA and MELI that cannot stop winning. Also made about 6k yesterday from the NVDA boom. Feeling fucking good. Imagine being a bobo bear.

>>55099640
I have some cheap bottles of zinfandel in the fridge. So a couple of those I guess.

>>55099615
No one is forcing you to take a total loss on SOXS.
Just view it as insurance.
I'm 60% SOXL/40% SOXS.
When the market goes up I make money.
When it goes down I lose less.
When it crabs I swing trade.

Nice rally you got there

>>55099617
Are you kidding thats fantastic. Most of the populace operates at below 8th grade level.

>>55099640
A jamaican cowboy, my good man

>>55099695
Pump my shitty NVAX bags.

Put credit spreads have been PRINTING for me. Highly recommend this strategy. Only cost me money once so far

>>55099378
Nice. Still mildly seething about my choice of spxl instead of tqqq for this leg.

>>55099700
>Are you kidding thats fantastic
It's a parlor trick. No one wants to read endless AI generated garbage articles. It's cool for kids that need to write essays but that's about it

>>55099700
I got a 99% on my ASVAB, and I was only 15 when I took it.

>>55099693
That seems retarded to me. You could have all that cash in something else while buying PUTS on soxl to hedge

Youre losing money on decay if it crabs.

>>55099626
None of that matters, nothingburgers one and all
SOXL to $1000

>>55099706

>>55099695
Nobody care about a cold

>>55099718
Start with the assumption that you have no idea what will happen.
Now make a machine that generates money no matter what.

>>55099730
Easy, delta neutral market making. Next question.

>>55099717
and how many people in your life are smarter than you?

>>55099725
China does. Last time they fucked the global supply chain so bad everyone's ass still hurts.

>>55099717
Same but only qualified for shit jobs due to possession charge

>>55099722
I can follow SOXL up to $124 before I run out of shares, and that is selling some at every $1 mark.
But what goes up must come down.
Having some SOXS is no more radical than a strangle on options.

>>55099644
I sure hope so

>>55099715
Thats right its cheap. If I had to pay 15 year olds to write reports how much would it cost me?

>>55099743
Everyone I know is smart in their own way, but I bet I could beat them all at the ASVAB.

>>55099765
Just import them and steal their passports and it's $0

>>55099640
a bullet to the head

>>55099639
even if you get in a wreck, going without insurance is usually still cheaper
insurance makes the payouts back via premium hikes, on average you will pay in what you get plus a bit extra for administration fees
insurance only makes sense as a reverse lottery that protects against adverse outcomes that you really would not be able to pay yourself - for most /smg/ posters this would mean catastrophes with costs in the millions, not a mere car crash

>>55099640
>Mailly Brut Reserve Grand Cru Champagne, 1.5L

The girls are coming over. We gonna get them dripping wet before dinner starts.

David soxl has spoken

>>55099379
>wanted to make my money back so I made the decision to hold through nvda earnings even though I knew they were going to beat it
>I did know, it was obvious, but I convinced myself something unexpected might happen.
>I could have sold for a loss of 4k instead of 20k.
lmao @ bobos

i feel like shit. im never gonna make that money back

>>55099617
>tech companies are overhyping AI to sell stock to investors
congratulations, you're the smartest boy! you're so smart!! you've seen through the charade when so many other people haven't!!!!!

guess what - IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER. the sector is going to pump even if ALL the promises being made by tech companies are 100% bullshit. NOBODY ON EARTH is better at selling ponzi schemes to investors than silicon valley CEOs. these guys are the greatest salesmen on Earth. WHY would you want to get in their way?

you see this guy in picrel? he made SEVEN BILLION DOLLARS selling pipe dreams to investors this week.

>but but it's overhyped!!!
you're an anon on an anime board. jensen will eat your lunch then print another $7 billion selling NVDA to fund managers that don't even know how to open a command line prompt in windows.

>>55099304
> isnt an aggressive country
> actively running a holocaust in west china
> brutal crackdown in hong kong

Ok

>>55099379
so you froze 3x
Ya you're probably a better mumu
Stick with VOO covered calls till you get to $2M

i am nearly free

>>55099824
Until you get sued for 4 million for breaking the pajeets neck in the wreck

>>55099372
I see you saved my Lum screenshot. I dont give you permission to use it, if you want to post it again you must give me 1 share of SOXL.

>>55099824
if you get into an accident without insurance the guy you hit will get a jew lawyer who will find a jew doctor to say he has a lifelong disability and together the 3 of them will take your house and split it

>>55099640
a Ukrainian hooker and $700 worth of fine coke for the weekend

>>55099860
love this artist

>>55099824
This is the guy telling you write naked calls

>>55099860
youre right, im not very quick, especially if i cant sit at the computer during the trade or have time to research. now wouldnt be a bad time to start DCA because if the market does do its crash it will be soon which means i can buy the dip. if the crash is super bad it wont matter anyways because we will all die anyways.

Another week is done. Now for 3 day break. Got paid early. I dunno why but my bank deposits my salary 2 days sooner. Hey works for me. I sated my bagging urge and bought more VZ today. Ate a hardees burger for lunch and took a walk afterward. Didn't do nothing all afternoon.

>>55099931
dont you have any hobbies?

I've recovered so much of my losses holy shit

>>55099912
thats because the judge will throw the book at you for being without insurance, since we've collectively decided to subsidize the insurance industry
if the judgement were neutral, it would not be true

>>55099722
>1 billion hours of TA

>>55099859
Not so much aggressive as brutal.
Take face saving for example. It only exists because theres a strong sense of duty to tear down people who aren't fit for purpose any more. So backstabs are expected and natural. but since backstabbing also upsets natural order, they may double and triple check if you really want to backstab. However this leads to an elaborate and ritualistic shit talking culture.
Thus the term paper tiger.

>>55099935
He reads hentai and summarizes the stories for us
That's his hobby

>>55099935
Sure I do. I plan to do a few of them over the break.

>>55099860
and by saying im not quick i mean i get stuck doing one thing. i cant keep up with how the market changes and adapt. not yet.

>>55099626
us debt ceiling is all theatrics, this happens literally every term. you are retarded or very young or both.

>>55099931
ya forgot to change your filename there champ

>>55099855
It'll pump until it doesn't though

>>55099971
i did find it funny that President Joe is saying things in the media about how Social Security isnt going to default. Just the fact that he said it makes me think its a possibility. But I am also old enough to know these debt ceiling theatrics are just theatrics

the question is...do i buy MOAR soxl?

>>55099524
The most successful naval power in history? The United States? HAHAHHAHA

>>55099958
I feel very uncomfortable thinking about other people having sex. I'm not even an incel, but people talking about sex publicly like that grosses me out.

bobos will soon come to realize that there is and never was a recession. much like the plandemic it was all a ruse.

Reminder that money market funds have high expense ratios and take part of the cut, instead just buy VUSB and get the 5% yield for 0.10% expenseb

>>55100014
Same. I jerk off daily though

I miss ya fadeaway. Top fucking kek.

>>55100000
The US Navy is basically security for all sea based trade which is also most global trade, so yes it is.

>futures

>>55100040
Same desu maybe I should start dating huh
Then I can be the guy who nuts and ponders my orb

>>55100070
Nobody except the us has a navy

Is this "debt ceiling" in the room with us right now?

If you had around 120 shares of Tesla @$194 right now, would you cash out or hold for gains? What do you guys think the next couple of weeks is looking like?

>>55100046
what site was this? 8? i feel like leaving /smg/ sometimes but there's no real alternative.... yet

>>55100123
I’ve heard there is but it’s like fight club. This place is moderated like crazy.

no rate cuts this year and we dump after debt deal is reached
I also haven't had fresh pussy in 9 years

>>55099626
>Germany is in recession. The UK is having a mortgage crisis.
europe is literally a yesteryear continent, no one cares

>We are likely to have a crisis over the debt ceiling
retard alert, retard alert, retard alert

>>55100080
Don't the brits have a few ships? Island country gotta have a navy.
And the Russians still have some submarines that haven't had catastrophic reactor failure, yet

>>55100137
Moderation is good though. Off topic bloggers are cancer

>recommended to have 1.5x your salary at 35 in order to be considered financially on track for a long and fruitful retirement
>need another $100k to get there

I don't think I'm going to make it...

>>55099859
>>55099382
>>55099386
>>55099859
1PBTID

>>55100182
>DAX at ATH
>recession

I begin to notice that all your economic forecasts are irrelevant so y'all might aswell stfu so we can discuss a final solution to the anime fag problem

My banks keep competing to give me the best savings rate, now they're both at 4.15% APY
Yet here I am 4% a day on tech ETFs

>>55100217
I don't need more to put those retards third worlders in check.

>Market closed until tuesday
What do?

>>55099377
OK, Yung Lean

>>55099413
Imagine the smell

>>55099931
>>55099967
OK, Champ test 5-18-2023

>>55100228
Yep, shill confirmed.

>>55100231
Put sum TAPATIO on dat sheit
FRFR no cap

>>55100241
Looks like your Lukoil and Baba bags teared a new hole in your ass

>>55100231
play poker with your gains this week over the weekend

>>55100169
>haven't had fresh pussy in 9 years
Have you at least had stale pussy in those 9 years?

>>55099430
still doesn't make china the bad guys. Notice how cool they are about the fact that the poo is actively threatening them with nuclear weapons

>>55100256
That's a man.

t. white American who hates chinks

>>55100213
Got a blackpill for you anon:
You are secure only if your money made more money compared to how much you made in your best year.

>>55100123
This is ihub. I think it's mostly a website for small cap and penny stock otc pink sheet message boards. Fadeaway is Bobo Greene's dad. It's where he made his bones while you were dating cheerleaders

>>55100101
Idk but his interview on CNBC last week was an advertisement for the stock. And he shilled the TSLA AI model saying it's the best. Idk. I'm not touching it

>>55100263
Yeah but what's the point of that?

>no deal on the debt ceiling
>long weekend
>June 5th confirmed as the hard default date

I found Jerome's car.

>buy several diviserified ETFs
>literally everything that isn't VTI is in the red
why should I not just dump everything into VTI?

>>55100286
There isn't one. I had some stale pussy in winter 2022 and now a year later I don't even jerk off anymore.

>>55100300
nice we get to pump for another week

>>55100303
lmao

>>55100306
because JEPQ exists and pays a 10x higher dividend

>>55100303
>soft landing

>>55100312
How old are you? I still get horny enough once or twice per week, sometimes more.

>>55100323
Butter

VIOLENT dump on monday.

>>55100334
>>55100312
>>55100286
>>55100263
>>55100169
I havent had pussy in 14 years (May 2009).
I look back at my teenaged self and wonder how I ever managed to get laid even back then. It's not that people dont like me or that I'm unattractive, but when I get in a situation where it could actually happen I freeze up and close off and break up with her.

>>55100359
monday is memorial day

>>55099185
Classic.

>>55100359
so violent they decided to freeze the market all day

>>55100334
32. Healthy as can be. Jerking off 7 times a day before I stopped. I've defeated my lust for the flesh. And it reflects in my trading (minus a stupid NVDA heem) but that's irrelevant.

>>55099177
The FED isn't cutting either way. We are in the midst of another retard rally fueled by degenerate hopium.

>>55099202
That's not wild at all unless you're an unironic boomer investing in the slowest growth stocks ever.

Not sure if you guys heard but nVidia is climbing

>>55100359
OK, DOOMER
Markets closed on Monday
Aahhhhughhhaaahhaaaa 4chanposterbro ahahagghhga

>>55100366
I don't bother with women anymore. It's a waste of time. I'm not looking to have a family. I just want to trade. I have enough money to buy high end escorts if I really cared to. I'm beyond it. Just want to trade. I hate that the market is closed on Monday.

>>55100336
Heh... I used to watch that YT channel

>>55100359
>bobos are so fucking retarded they don't know markets are closed for memorial day
BULLISH

>>55100377
>I've defeated my lust for the flesh
Anon, that's not a good thing. May as well be walking corpse without it.

>>55100394
>Just want to trade. I hate that the market is closed on Monday.
crypto is the answer anon

History is written by the winners and I'm a big loser.

I'm beginning to understand that bobos and doomers on /biz/ have no financial assets, positions, or accounts

>>55100466
because they're waiting for the dump. today's bobos are tomorrows mumus, and will be baggies when the market does eventually crash

>>55100421
I'm just a walking trading algorithm. I've seen the beyond

>>55100513
So what are your positions? What are you looking to buy next?

>>55100427
I track my net worth to the penny in QuickBooks and crypto complicates that. I was able to track my NVDA dual 3070 mining rig activity but it was a son of a bitch reconciling the free coins COIN was giving out for answering multiple choice questions about their shitcoins. I exited all crypto last year when COIN sent me an email calling me a high net worth customer with only $20k. That scam has run its course. No new suckers. I'll trade fedcoin when Jerome replaces the USD for it. But it's gonna be a 1 to 1 conversion with USD at that point. I would also consider running a legal scam like Scam The Bank Man Fraud with FTX. His companys books were tracked in QuickBooks, and I'm Mr. QuickBooks. Doesn't get better than me at that shit. But crypto doesn't interest me. If I can make a few million more then I'll start trading fututes. I want at least $5M net worth before doing that

>>55100312
Where do you draw the distinction between fresh and stale?

I'm not falling for the coordinated shill campaign. I fully intend to short this retard down to zero.

>>55100530
Here is my allocation in my regular account.
>63% MM fund
>3% long shares of SCHW
>15% long shares of SPY
>19% available to trade cash
I sell covered calls on SCHW and SPY, and sell cash secured SPY puts with my uninvested cash. Also will go long 0 dte SPY as many times as I can per day

>>55100564
>Fresh
Pre menopausal unvaccinated
>Unfresh
Vaccinated of any age

>>55099958
This is the only orb I need

>>55100564
Fresh smells like a drug and fills you with lust. Stale doesn't.

im transferring my money to a different broker and buying one last hail mary option. its will be a long dated put on nasdaq

It's over

>>55100464
I know this feel. I feel like the worst broke loser asshole ever right now
NEETing at my mom's at 35, with nothing to my name and I can't find the way to move forward and life

>>55100629
LET ME FINGER YOUR BUM HOLE

If you fucking dumb fuck burgeroids actually default and destroy the equities markets I swear I will dance on your graves once China destroys Taiwan and your navy.

>Germany
>declares recession in Q2-2008
>declares recession in Q2-2023

>>55100716
we want China to nuke california though

>>55100716
>and your navy
Kek

i just lost 20k and im going to plan for a trip to costa rica anyways. maybe getting some pussy and sunny beach time will help my trading.

>>55100629
I've never seen stale then. It's nice when it's clean but I never really liked the smell. Thought it was an age thing

>>55100763
How do we profit using this information ?

>>55100803
Don't be German.

>>55100783
The fruits are good, the food is ass, the rum is cheap (buy flor de cana).

>be me an idiot
>think it will be cute and funny to change my CPU heat paste
>be wrong

Never again.

>>55100763
>tfw Germany is always the first domino with everything

>>55100818
how the fuck can the food be bad? how can you fuck up tacos and burritos? id imagine id try some seafood so maybe thats what your talking about.

>>55100796
>but I never really liked the smell
Have you ever had an actual regular fertile girl? I had them and also whores and so far I haven't met a whore with fresh pussy. Pretty sure that's not a coincidence.

>>55100825
>The economy's like Germany: ambitious and misunderstood.

>>55100763
>>Germany
>>declares recession in Q2-2008
>>declares recession in Q2-2023
Literally just an isolated issue due to their energy dependence on Russia and skyrocketing prices. Hurting consumer spending. Doesn't mean shit for the US.

>>55100836
when I was a little kid I smelled my sisters 7 year old vagina. Terrible, disgusting

>>55100859
>>55100859
>>55100859
>>55100859
Shalom

>>55100833
>tacos and burritos
Oh no no no.. The food is healthy but its generally rice, beans, greens, chicken. Not much on the spice front. Mexico, Peru, Argentina, and brazil have complex flavours on continental latin America. Everywhere else the food tends to be more bland. Also Claro sucks and you'll get ripped off at the airport unless you can get an illegal uber. The capital sucks and going anywhere can take forever. But its drop dead gorgeous and not super hot in june.

>>55100836
It's not that I dislike it, it's just that, best case, it smells like wet flesh. Never been with a whore or anything, just with a few girlfriends and a few one night stands

>>55100878
im going to continue this convo in the next thread. hope you can give me some advice since im a travel noob.

>>55099202
I'm up 30% today

>>55099202
i was up a lot for the year until today. sold out of my shorts right before the big drop probably.

>>55100660
>>55100464
wagmi, frens

>>55100833
>has never been to the philippines
>has never eaten balut
>has never eaten mystery slime
>has never eaten food sitting out for weeks
>has never waved his hand over a hoard of food and seen a horde of flies get up and literally make the surrounding area dark

Guess where you're going next vacation